What's the vidya equivalent
>>737655042Pulseman
>>737655042
geometry dash
>>737655042>rlmfag
Sseththzeenth is the rlm of video games
>>737655042Somebody watched the RLM video posted today.
>>737655042wasn't this movie directly inspired by GTA
>>737655042Ninja Gaiden
>>737655042GTA Online
>>737655042Hotline Miami
>dead>but got betterBased on that description, Decapattack.
>>737655042Best of the Worst is their best series
Jason Statham can only play one character. But at least he's self-conscious about it and takes it on the chin.Funny how no one would've heard about him if Guy Ritchie didn't spot him selling fake watches on the street.
>>737657124Its fine when an actor has a typecast, See Liam Neeson and Clint Eastwood, the problem is when they never find their type and just get crammed into roles they dont belong.
>>737657124We binge watched a bunch of his movies at one point and they do kinda blend together like that as if he's always the same character, but it works.
>>737655042hatred
>>737657124>>737657269>>737657385The movies hit that rare mix of slop and kino, it's totally predictable and low quality garbage but I eat it up every time. There's a new one coming out this year and I just saw the preview thumbnail, "Oh, Jason Statham holding a gun and looking intensely off-screen is in this movie? Sign me the FUCK up."
>>737655042Pizza Tower combo system
Saints Row 2 is literally the perfect video game comparison for Crank 1&2.
>>737655042Any Devolver Digital game
>>737657124I'd say his first two flicks with Lock, Stock and Snatch are the ones where he wasn't typecast as the hard guy. Then you have one offs like Ghosts of Mars where he plays as the resident gooner in a feminist run world with Sting is the main badguy. Not to mention Ice Cube running like a cheerleader down a flight of stairs.
>>737657269Clint was very good outside of type imo.
>>737657637>take the cockney voice>be an absolute bastard from start to finishSR2 was perfect for that alone.
>>737659284>I'd say his first two flicks with Lock, Stock and Snatch are the ones where he wasn't typecast as the hard guyTrue, Guy Ritchie knew how not to put him at roles of badass Mary Sue's. Bacon relied on his friends to try and get out of the shit they fell into and Turkish would've been proper fucked if not for the pikey that threw him into Brick Top's pocket to begin with, getting out of it all by sheer luck. Other directors didn't have the same sense for Statham.>>737659371Now listen here my pedigree chum, did you know that one of the lines Cockney Playa says while drunk directly references Brick Top?>We definitely need to buy some pigs, to help deal with bodies.No? Well go play Saints Row 2 right fucking now and see for yaself before I cut your fucking jacobs off. Now, fuck off!
>>737657269>Its fine when an actor has a typecastYeah until he starts getting flashbacks from all of the cunts quoting his only memorable body of work. Constantly rolling from one heap of crap to another certainly doesn't help with the trajectory if you are trying to do something else for a change.
>>737659650SR4 wasn't great but having a bong doing the presidential speech was quite comical.
>>737659650>Bacon relied on his friends to try and get out of the shit they fell into and Turkish would've been proper fucked if not for the pikey that threw him into Brick Top's pocket to begin with, getting out of it all by sheer luck. Other directors didn't have the same sense for Statham.I'd still love to know if Soap/Pinky was a cleaner or not in a previous life. Compared to the rest of the lads he's definitely more than what they were used to.
>>737660336The real question is: did Tom pick up the phone or dump the rifles?
>>737655042This is just a shitty RLM thread, but if you want a real answer, it's Max Payne 3 on New York Minute mode. You have 1 minute to beat and level and you get time by killing. You restart the whole thing if you diehttps://youtu.be/1Tdwltf2f9A
>>737657124At the very least he's always entertaining, even low grade shit like the Beekeeper is carried by him alone, he's like the anti-The Rock.
>>737661137>he's like the anti-The Rock.I knew that fag was a shill when his bald ass tried shilling shampoo
>>737655042Based white 20s-30s posterpost hand for good measure
>>737655042i'm surprised nobody posted N
>>737655042Is there a game where if you stop moving you die? Also fuck Josh that guy sucks
>>737663413I
>>737657269Liam Neeson got a career revival by being typecast as the reluctant secret agent with Unknown and Taken, I don't even remember what he was typecast as before that, other than being a Jedi Knight. And he is currently trying to become the new Leslie Nilsen by doing the Naked Gun revival, even joking that people kept confusing their names so he mas as well pay tribute. Shame they got shit writers on the new Naked Gun so it was mostly a modern "comedy".Speaking of, Leslie Nilsen was mostly known for serious roles (and even the first Sci-Fi blockbuster), which is why he was cast in Airplane: they put a serious drama actor to act seriously in an utter bizarre movie. Which then got him a career revival as a comedy actor with Police Squad, then Naked Gun, and then many other comedies (which for some reason usually featured Weird Al Yankovich).
>>737661353kek
>>737661353Rock at least attempts to be funny even when shilling. I mean come on, using a bald guy to market a shampoo, how is that not purposefully a joke.
>>737655042Pic relatedThematically they have nothing in common but the mechanic of having to keep doing X or you die is the same.Also Jason Statham's best movie was safe
>>737665659This game was kino holy shit you unlocked a memory
>>737655042Hitman. Jason has the perfect skull shape just like 47.
>>737657124he's a crowd pleasing action manly man, that's all he needs to be
>>737659793WTF did that guy do to deserve that beatdown?
>>737655042the latest trendy fur fag game scav/prototype you literally strap a car battery to your chest to keep your heart beating while you overdose on fentanyl while mag dumping an m16 into some fucking space spider
>>737657124He has a pretty good personality I guess.
>>737655042this movie is the equivalent of a video game, you moron
>>737655042WET
>>737655042GTA 5 but nobody wants to admit it
>>737657124>if Guy Ritchie didn't spot himand Dolf Lundgren was a bouncer, Ford was a caprenter and such and so onrandom people becoming actors is better than soullles nepo babies brought into acting
>>737672337True, but what I was trying to convey is that Jason got a gig by pure chance. He isn't an actor and can only play himself, which is something he openly stated. And it works, he has a good personality and it works. For the most part he's being himself and he made it big on the big screen.He's not an actor, yet he made it as one. Because sometimes all it takes is for one bloke doing a fake watch sale pitch at the right time, at the right place, for someone to make it in that industry. No method acting or other crap like that. Sometimes natural charisma does more than acting skill.
>>737672503>He isn't an actor and can only play himselfwell, basically all iconic action stars play themselves in every movie ie Stallone and Shwarz
>>737655042No More Heroes.
>>737655346That's right Jay.
>>737672621>>737672503>>737657124Statham isn't Gary Oldman but I don't think it's fair to see him play one character because he plays at least three>Guy Ritchie Stathamkind of a dry sarcastic prick, not actually that tough or brave>Crank Stathaman insane sadistic retarded perverted monster whose only redeeming quality is that everyone he interacts with is a worse person than him>everything else (the Beekeeper, the Mechanic, etc.)super antihero robot man, possibly the exact same person ever since The TransporterAlso there's one Statham movie that's entirely unstathamlike, I can't say that he nails it to Oscar caliber but the novelty is kind of worth the watch just for that. He plays a mentally ill homeless veteran, and sells that he's genuinely broken in a way that's not action hero-y at all. It's an almost Refn type thing where people going in expecting a genre flick will leave angry, like that Drive poster where Ryan Gosling is jumping out of an explosion.
>>737655042One of my favorite movies, kind of surprised it isn't talked about more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJnPL24szpE&t=249sthe only time I remember it being referenced at all was over a decade ago.
>>737670007Got cancelled for playing other races, black, mexican, you name it, Cliff Curtis has done it all
>>737655042going for p-ranks in pizza tower
>>737655346I'm never watching a vid from these fags again after their god awful bill and ted re:view
>>737655042zoomers learn about some random mediocre movie that came out 20 years ago and for 2 weeks straight won't shut the fuck up about it
