>this... is the Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced pre-order bonus
>>737668963
nigga how the fuck are you gonna sneak up on somebody in that getup
>>737670182They'd be so dazzled by how good you look that they would be unable to react to your assault.
>>737670182>sneakAssassins creed haven't done sneak in ages
thank you for the pre-warning i was just on my way to pre-order ubisoft's latest release as any savvy gamer would
what am i supposed to be outraged about this time? an optional costume?
>>737670468Everything except for the graphical enhancements unironically. It's still the same incompetent woke millennial devs, don't be fooled, just because they reused the same story, characters and setting.
>>737668963Kenway looking like he engages in a little butt piracy
I feel like these sorts of remakes like this and Oblivion and MGS3 and Metroid Prime are all pointless as they are really not that different from just playing the og version. Unlike say the Resident Evil Remakes or Silent Hill 2 Remake or FF7 Remake which are all really different from the original versions.
>>737671054If you do the latter style of remakes you get people complaining they're too different and ruined the games they're correctThe truth is the only games deserving remakes are those with good ideas and shit executions, but those never get them
>>737671156I'd rather have the 2nd kind as you get a brand new game rather than the same game again with minor changes.
>>737668963Looks cool, what about it?Still on the fence about getting it, will it have multiplayer?
>>737668963I still haven't played AC3 or 4.Is 4 THAT GOOD?
>>737668963I fucking LOVE Red Mage.
>>737671274>>737672529>>737672687ubisoft marketing department showed up rather late
>>737668963Kek. Dude looks so unhappy wearing that shit.
>>737668963that looks really gay
>>737672529Yes. It has the best characters and story in the franchise outside of the Ezio games, and it's objectively the best pirate open world of all time.
>>737673829>*record scratch*
>>737673829>Kill me, lad.
>>737671054Both kinds suck. Until people recognize art direction as something that needs to be preserved remakes will always be inferior.
>>737668963>DO NOT PRE ORDERToo late.Oh yeah, I'm going to rock this gay nigger pimp outfit. Now drink up me hearties! Yoho!
>>737673829My first thought seeing this on the catalog, he genuinely looks like he wants to die. He knows how bad his own remake is. It's uncanny.
>>737668963>Full price for a glorified modWhat cracks me up is this game will have performance and quality modes for consoles.It's a fucking 2013 game, how in the goddamn hell can't you optimize around that?
>>737668963The Scarlet Pimpernel?
>>737670904hmmmnah you're an npc faggot
Are they going to have those "time skip" microtransactions that they have in all of their newer AC games?
>>737677223different engine
I will once again remind them to watch the series black sails
>>737668963Now we are ready to head for the HornWay, hay, roll an' goOur boots an' our clothes boys are all in the pawnTo be rollicking randy dandy-OHeave a pawl, o heave awayWay, hay, roll an' goThe anchor's on board an' the cable's all storedTo be rollicking randy dandy-O
>>737678612based. some of the gay and leasbian stuff was too much but overall amazing show with goat cast
>>737678752Its fine gotten a lot toned down than in spartacus where theres a full dick with everything in a bunch of shots
>>737668963That's the best they could come up with? Really?
>>737668963>UbislopI'm nonbuynary.
should I buy ubi stocks?this shit will obviously sell well but will the line go up?