I got drunk and ordered all the Shantae swimsuit specials...
>>737672978Im sure you can still cancel and save some dignity
>>737672978you can just prompt to an AI image generator "a female in bikini", why waste money?
She's only 16 you sick fuck
>>737672978no harmony, no buy
>>737672978Why are mem such filthy disgusting pig animals
>>737673027but I WANT them
>>737672978I also become a stupid horndog when drunk, especially when hungover, what's up with that.
>>737672978nice
>>737673119No you don't, you're paid to post and advertise them. Normal people don't make threads like this.
>>737673303shut up nigger
>>737673119It's the shipping costs that always hurts the most.
>>737672978wish there were more shantae figis
Shantae is a hot 16 y/o (the best age)
>>737673460You guys are lucky it's only that much, international shipping is pain
this shill campaign is really fucking obvious
>>737673586Oh no, my five dolrar. It must be shills
>alternate covers are 4x-5x the pricewhat jewish bullshit is thisat least it means there's still copies of the 2024 edition in stock even if they're way more expensive...
>>737672978what you drinking fella?
>>737673056>legal age in sane parts of the world
>>737672978I just fap to shantae's feet
>that DLC where she wore a diaper for the entire game
>>737673056you lose
>>737673119>$13 shipping>For glossy paperFucking why
>>737674819gas for the delivery truckwages for the person driving the delivery truck
>>737674579id rather fap to her dick
you people are worthless subhumansthere should be a gacha board and you pathetic fucks being sent there
>>737673303>normal people>says the soijak party goer
Genie pubez
>>737674781My brother in christ, this is a classic way to not have people freak out that theres a bikini special for a cartoon girl who isn't of age.
>>737674653It was amazing.
>>737674941>gacha>>shantee, a well know platformerGDS is getting so bad these human bots just see a good looking girl and assume it must be gacha
>>737674941I don't know if you something hit you on the way in here, but Shantae isn't a gacha game
I have pirates curse and half genie herowhat other shantae vidya are good
>>737675197Getting close is more fun!
>>737675229Pirate's Curse is a 7/10 and is also the only thing resembling a good Shantae game.
>>737674653>she canonical shit green Yea
>>737675274More webms like this please... A shantae tv show could save western animation
Yum
>>737675105the theory from the former employee has been debunked by wayforward and matt himselfshe has been an adult this entire time and there is nothing anyone can do to debate that
>>737675419B-B-B-BASEDMaybe Risky will cut it out now.
>not pooping green guess they were deleted because they weren't canon
I prefer making the swimsuit specials on my own.
>>737672978Sounds like some shit you would do while drunk
>>737675229Those are the only 2 decent ones.the DSI one is ok too I guess.
>>737675685wtf is wrong with her bodyi hate aislop so much the koikatsu model is hotter than this
>>737672978>paying for digital pixelsYep you are drunk. On that note, are there physical copies of this already circulated?
>>737675887Is this part of the same series?https://a.co/d/03ajiwMrI didn't even know Shantae did swimsuit magazines.
>>737676250>Is this part of the same series?No, it's the very same issue. There have been 2 issues thus far, 2024 and 2025, with an assortment of covers. 2026 just went up for preorder
>>737673045you can just imagine a dream girl with your mind, why waste electricity?
>>737673119kinoman
>>737675631What did she eat to poop green?
Shantae isn't even a real genie.
>>737673303yep, everyone is aware of the paid shills in 4chan, It's allowed by the administration, that's why we also don't have an /AI/ specif board because the AI shills pay to astroturff their shit in everyboard
>>737678320half genie is enough to be a genie
>>737675105>My brother in christFAGGOT
>>737678364is she enough genie to grant this wish?
>>737678364No it isn't. She needs to grant wishes to be considered a real genie. How many has she granted?
>>737674502I'm not gonna ask again fella, u betta get u shit together or i'm gonna fuck u up.
>>737672978You made a fantastic decision and are funding future Shantae games.
>>737678421all her missions ARE the people wishes
>>737672978I did the same but i was sober
What different catchphrases would a Shantae barbie say if you squeezed her?
>>737673105out of 10!
>>737673105
>>737678968>I'm Ret-2-go!>TRANSFOOOORM>*Sings Dance Through the Danger*
tummy
>>737679214sniffed
You weren’t drunk and we all know it
>>737679214
>>737679214>>737679270And how would you activate the Shantae doll's sound chip?
>>737679689Make her do one of her iconic poses
Fighting game appearance when?
>>737679886sniffed once again
>>737679886
>>737680274What did she eat??
The thinking man's fetish.
>>737680340Her diet isn't good
scatniggers need to fucking kill themselves
>>737681173There is no scat in this thread, tranime troon.>w-w-well technically- ACK!!!
Always fap before doing something stupid, it clears the mind
>>737673119nigga, just download the jpg and print it
>>737675105>the people who created shantae: "she's an adult"ACKSHULLY SHE ISN'T
Why does Shantae have a schizo who always posts farts and shit?
>>737672978unboxing or it didn't happen
Love Shantae.Love Wayforward.Love Udon Comics.Pirate all their stuff.
>>737673303"normal" people shouldn't be here /pol/nigger
Why is Shantae allowed to be sexy? Is it because she's trans-adjacent-adjacent?
>>737675105>christfag pretends adults are children to get mad at itShould I get The Van?
>>737676831Wasn't there a significant amount of the population that can't even visualize something in their mind? (I remember some image with apples that was spammed for a while).I pity the poor bastards.
>>737678321I'm tired of the Girls Front Line paid posts, all the other gacha post get insta-deleted from V, every single one except... GFL, and it's always the same bait post showing a gooner gif.If that game at least had something more like Stellar Blade or Nier, I wouldn't mind, but it's always just Goonerposting threads, not even shitposting anymore, just a bunch of idiots who fell for the bait, another group posting pictures of naked waifus, and the OP (obviously paid) posting pictures of the $20 skins for that game and replying to himself. It's almost sad.>>737673303You complain about this thread, but at least Shantae is a good game, and if you're a fan, it's worth paying for its magazines, at least you get something tangible.
>>737673105You should know the answer to that as well as any of us
>>737684246>unironically using words like "gooner"leave
>>737683251he dont want to share her so he tries to get the thread deleted or atleast derail.
>>737675229Pirates curse is by far the best and the only one in the series thats actually really goodSeven sirens is the 2nd best one after pirates curse. Very decent metroidvaniaRiskys revenge and advance are mediocre but funHalf genie hero isnt a metroidvania at all its just a stage based platformer and its really badThe gbc one is exactly what you would expect from a gbc game (ugly shit)
