What makes goblins such cocky cunts?
>>737674193Dunning-Kruger effect
>>737674193Normally when they are in close enough range to shit talk you're surrounded and outnumbered
>>737674193They know they have nice asses.
>>737674193this shit is why i fucking hated that game.where is my dialogue option to call this bitch a cunt and tell her to fuck off? why do i always have to stand there and take it when they mouth off? why are my only options1) submit like a bitch2) literally murder themthe game is so fucking pissweak.i recall in act 2 where the druid bitch is like "WE'RE GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU" and so i went "lol okay let's dance" and killed the entire town because i was so fucking sick of these stupid cunts going from zero to 100 over fucking nothing.
>>737674193They're Irish. Look at Connor McGregor and tell me he isn't a goblin. Juts look at him.
>>737674193>What makes goblins such cocky cunts?They want the cocky in their cunts
>>737674951You are such a bitch all you want is to tell them to fuck off instead of caving that little goblins head in? And you call the game fucking pissweak? Peak projection brah
>>737674193Their uncanny ability to take above average human cock to the base
>>737675181People who aren't insane retards do generally reply to insults with insults and not murder, yes.
>>737675117This one doesnt look cock hungry enough. She looks like she's just a bit awkward
>>737674193The fact that we can't kill them the second we see them in games these days piss me off
>>737675354This post here is a display of how civilization feminizes.
>>737675582Responding to an insult with violence is feminine.
>>737675354Its kind of shocking seeing such reasonableness here. You are totally in the right of course
>>737674193Why can't you fuck them?
>>737674193What's the status od gobo games bros? Any good ones besides styx?
>>737675401That was the best goblin picture in my collection unfortunately
>>737675401Awkward gobs are good too.
>>737675354eh, I felt fine roleplaying as a prick in that game. it was very fun
>>737675181Also, to address the ACTUAL problem with "the game lets you kill anyone!" defense of BG3, literally fucking nobody aknowledges your aggression outside of those directly targeted, with the game simply shrugging and moving on like nothing happened. Your ability to actually express real contempt for certain people or groups of people is extremely limited.
>>737675354Indeed, specially in an rpg game you'd expect such option to be available.
>>737674951Yeah I notice that in a lot of games and in Skyrim quest mods. Some writers are really bad at giving the player the ability to intelligently stand up for themselves. Since I rarely want to play some chaotic evil murder man, I'm constantly trapped taking abuse. I guess you can always RP that your character is big into stoicism.
>>737676632It's because they can't do it themselves, they've never been confrontational over ANYTHING and think that the second they are, they'll literally become a serial killer. All the kind s of people who make these kinds of mods are the ones other people describe as the "Quiet kid who suddenly snapped"
>>737675181>>737675354It's quite nigger-coded. >>737675582>Ayo dey's gon think I's a bitch dat's why I gots to prove I's not by chimping out.
Ah so that was just bait to whine about /pol/ shit
Female goblins make no sense since goblins reproduce by raping females.This is like female space marines.But I guess chuds dont care about lore as long it is convenient.
>>737674417good to know i'll be human cock rape meat
>>737674193
>>737677578Not every setting is hentai rape manga fantasyAlso, the people who write and read that shit are exclusively chuds. The earliest example of goblins in fantasy games, D&D in the 70s, had male and female goblins who reproduced through conventional sexual reproduction. Looking even earlier, while Tolkien did not describe how orcs/goblins reproduce in the books, he said in letters that they did have women.
>>737674193Y'see, the reason why all shit mobs are so confident is simple: they have never lostIf they had lost they would be dead so every goblin, bandit or punk you encounter has a 100% win rate, up until they don't.
>>737678624Imagine the high an adventurer would get seeing the cocky smile of goblin girl slowly fade as you over power her for the first time in her life.
>>737674193i thnk larian is a dumb cunt
>>737674193Napoleon syndrome
>>737678019Something's wrong...
>>737675735Total war warhammer has goblins as a playable race
>>737675837>played by a jewish dude
>>737674193When and how did goblin became symbol of sex?
>>737675191this
>>737675181If a game has a character insulting you, why shouldn't there be an option to shit talk back? Like legitimately what good reason is there to NOT include that? It's just lazy
>>737685451This better be from a game.
>>737685628you can be racist towards githyanki
>>737675181a real live nigger on /v/ how quaint
>>737685630It is
