Like, seriously, imagine either ignorantly or deliberately missing out on one of the best open world games ever made.
>>737678050dogshit "rpg"you only fuck bottom right
>>737678050>start game>tranny cock>quit game>refundI'm not gay, sorry
>>737678120>you only fuck bottom rightHoly shit taste
>>737678173You’re getting mad over character customization in a world where people replace their eyes, limbs, and entire bodies like it’s nothing. Cyberpunk is literally built on transhumanism
>>737678231you literally have obnoxious bitchy brown woman or brown lesbian and I don't wanna play as a dyke because im not an effeminate faggot tranny, Male V is overall a more immersive and realistic character too.
>>737678259>"see that tranny's cock? Well the lore goes deep! Let me tell you how a tranny cock is normal"
>>737678050I remember seeing a trannyflag sticker in some car or something in this game
>>737678639>Male V is overall a more immersive and realistic character too.His voice sucks
>>737678050the only ones who should be laughed at are the ones who experienced it befaore all the patches lol
>>737678748Who gives a fuck? That car is literally in ONE insignificant side gig..
>>737678768It's perfectly fine, just say you're a tranny and fuck off.
>>737678748It is a dystopia after all.
I like the game, I've got some popular mods (not gooner) made on it.One of the worst parts about this fucking game is the dialogue options.Almost half the time you pick a dialogue choice, the words you picked don't even get mentioned. And then they all have a set tone, you can't change the tone of the conversation, you're stuck being the whiny bitch, you're stuck being a rude cunt out of nowhere.The game just occasionally lies about the dialogue option you're choosing to make your character just unlikable.
Play it or i'll cut my wrist...
the game cyberslop wishes it was
>>737678050I'm still pised of how they fucked up Evelyn story - make her be the obvios femme fatale spinning a bunch of webbs and then do nothing with her. Same for the BIg Smoke fucker getting killed off 30 seconds after betraying you.
>>737678748Yeah its from the claire racing mission, i had to complete that do to collect every vehicle in the game. Also SHE made my pp tickle a little.
>>737679001Have you played it?
>>737678050Am I a simp because I really like Evelyn Parker? I really like her look and outfit and hairstyle and everything, her tragic story too is something I like too.
>>737679624Why didn't you save her in time, anon? WHY?
>>737678050The only fun implant is the double jump How the fuck do you make customizable cybernetics so fucking boring and the only fun one is a basic game mechanic in countless other Vidya, also the story fucking sucks and the "sex scenes" are fucking laughable it honestly gets me to cringe everytime due to how awkward it plays out And the story oh boy the story, what a cluster fuck, the only good thing to spawn from cyberpunk is Rebecca from edge runners and that one song "I stay at your house" or some shit
>>737678050Never playing your redditslop, bitch. Suck my average-sized cock.
>>737679802I like rebecca despite how annoying she is. She's like Harley Quinn but not western corporate mandate horny
I played like 2 years ago but I already forgot 90% of the storyline
CP77 has amazing presentation and visual design, easily the best looking game I've ever played both technically and in an aesthetic sense, but the gameplay is really boring, the setpieces aren't well designed and don't provide a interesting tactical challenge or anything really, you just go through the motions and watch the spectacle.
I think not being able to romance the cute girls in a "rpg" is the biggest sin in this game. And I'm not a HKV btw I just like it in my bideo games.
>>737679986>I think not being able to romance the cute girls in a "rpg" is the biggest sin in this gameit honestly feels like it's on purpose, even the prostitutes you can hire are really ugly looking, it makes no sense in the game world where you have the moxxies around and you even help them out, it feels like it's out of spite for the audience.
>>737678050Cybershills truly are the new Obsiditrannies of this generation.
>>737678050This game sucks
>we laugh at those that haven't experienced CPYikes! Someone should report this anon. This could be a violation of United States federal law !!!
>>737679001>crawls through ventilation shaft #384 to skip more of the game
>>737680063>it honestly feels like it's on purposebecause CDPR are actual lame polish faggots
>>737678050It hurts to realize how mid Judy and Panam are next to Aurore and Evelyn.And they killed them both.A relationship with Evelyn would have been very entertaining considering her predisposition for fucking up.
>>737679001They are both great games.Modded 2077 has some of Deus Ex's stealth appeal as well.In other ways it's just apples and oranges though.>>737679986Just get that one braindance mod or whatever it's called. You can have full on sex scenes with practically any character in the game and it's even lore friendly, lol.
>>737680449I think you're just racist and hate latina women
>>737678050You remind me of those faggots who think no mans sky suddenly isnt dog shit because they did a few minor updates that still dont make it half of what it was supposed to be. Its good now guys you have to play it. Unfucking a completely broken 1.0 experience doesnt make the game good it makes it what it should have been at launch and I don't give a fuck.
>>737678259Listen queer boy I want robot parts the same as the next guy but the line needs to be drawn somewhere.
>>737680075God had obsidian had one game that wasnt dog shit
>>737680464>You can have full on sex scenes with practically any character in the gamethat's not what i meant or said it's not that I just wanna goon but have more of the story with the characters
>>737678050>Moles>Blemish>Wrinkles>Hag linesWouldnt waste my time playing western slop
>>737678807Fun fact. Before every grade school teacher in the world started trying to transition every kid they teach it was epstein and mossad funding the lgbt messaging everywhere.Corpos doing it came from the jewish overlords paying them to do it as a mossad plot and now retards just say who cares cutting off your dick at age 13 is normal.
>>737680946>>737680690you have issuesI mean it
>>737678748that originally wasn't a tranny questline, they jammed it in there and redid the quest halfway through for diversity quota points and probably blackrock cash
>>737678050Actually I played CP2077 twice. Both times I dropped it after roughly 30 hours after fully leveling my character(s), which is the only thing to look forward in that game. The most egregious things are the repetitive nature of the gameplay (which is already very mediocre in the first place) and especially how unsatisfying roleplaying is: there are no meaningful ways to roleplay or interact with NPCs and the world, basically a cyberpunk reskin of Witcher 3. Good soundtrack though, I have the Radio Vexelstrom playlist and listen to it often.
>>737680883>NOOOO these characters have pores and look like actual humans??where is my perfectly smooth generic anime waifu sexdoll with zero flaws!????Lmao virgin
>>737680883this chud gets zero pussy
>>737678050I like Evelyn the most because she's a fuck up.
>>737678050ive tried playing this game like 4 seperate times, i just cant get past the corpo intro. its boring
>makes massive DLC>adds no new fuckable characters Thanks, Ridley Scott
>BUT LE COOL KIDS ARE ALL PLAYING IT, YOU WOULDN'T DARE MISS OUT, WOULD Y-don't care desu
>>737681359They're all fuckups.
>>737681432Something might be wrong with your attention span.
>>737681695It makes sense if he's be disabled and have to move his mice with his tongue. Must be exhausting.
>crackhead femV shows up in the DLC credits cinematic of my maleV play-through They can fuck right off with that chopped bitch they keep trying to push. I am NOT playing as a woman. Specially not as an ugly one.
>open world goyslopNice try Mr. Goldberg.Come back when you have a quality game that respects my time.
I'm playing for the first time, and I've never seen anything about the gamebut the story fucking sucks nigger cock, I don't fucking care for it, nor the spic I'm supposed to feel sad for when he dies, liked the Big Smoke nigga until they got rid of him instantly, the side stories are more interesting, driving around town is mega comfy for a faggot who has lived in small towns all his life, the radios are fun
>>737679802double jump let's you inherit the speed from dodgingwith a skill and some timing you can go dodge jump dodge jump and move faster than most cars
>>737681114>setting is about shallow bitches trying to achieve the unachievable>noooo this is where we must apply realism at any cost
I don't care about women
>>737678050I regret the hours I wasted waiting for it to 'get good'
>>737678050still can't stop thinking about her
>>737683421
2077 is the closest we will ever get to the original VTMB. I just wish there was no "V is dying" faggotry story wise because it completely breaks the atmosphere when you spend months doing side activities.
>>737678050I mean it was okay. Definitely nothing groundbreaking.
>>737678050Nothing good about far cry 2077
>muh missing outlol
>>737678050I donno. You shits talks as if the witcher 3 was a gift from god. it just have a decent writing (for a game), mildly entertaining, halfass gameplay and exceptionally dragged out. I feel CP2077 is the same. Not sure if I want to take the bait again. Witcher 3 + 2 DLC cost 200 hours of my life.
>that mission where he narrates everything you do like it's a noir filmI love this chud
>>737680690If we're not adding girls with cybercocks I really don't see the point of the Cyberpunk theme.
>>737678173>chooses to put a cock on a woman>gets mad
>>737679001/v/ jerks this game off so hard so I tried it. It does not hold up. /v/ always lies to me and I never seem to listen.
>>737678259>a world where people replace their eyes, limbs, and entire bodies like it’s nothingToo bad you can't actually do any of that shit in 2077, oh but they got the tranny cocks in there alright.
>>737678050I haven't played it yet.But, given the pic you used...You've had sex before?
I prefer Cyberpunk RED
>>737678050Eh, it's a pretty decent game. Abysmal replay value though, with all the walk and talk cutscenes and lack of meaningful decisions.
>>737681474I'd kill for Ridley Scott vidya
>>737684196
>>737678748that quest is about a tranny who has anger issues from so much testosterone that he has to be talked down from murdering some random guy.there's another tranny in this game named fingers that looks like a really creepy fucker. and all he does is take advantage of poor people who can't find a better doctor. cyberpunk 2077's portrayal of trannies is pretty accurate if you ask me. >>737679624yes you're a massive simp. it's basically her fault that Jackie and V died. >>737684196yes you can?>>737684036if you played a game for 200 hours before realizing it wasn't worth spending 200 hours on, that's on you.
>>737684608But your pic is not Ridley Scott.Frankly, I think at this stage we are all well aware Ridley Scott was not the reason Alien was good. He's not the reason anything has ever been good. Ridley Scott's career has been entirely that he's been carried by everyone around him. Writers and actors and set designers and so on. Whenever they're gone suddenly he's making literal trash.
sex with the dead french girl
>shit fps game bundled with a shit driving game >endless boring cringe talking head press A to continue section>every person and object is disgustingly uglyI gave it a chance, tried to like it, but its so tedious and a chore to play. I gain absolutely nothing from it.
>>737678173Why did you select a woman in the first place, troon?
>>737685223Forgot to mention I'm a trans black woman, in case it's relevant
>>737685085>Ridley Scott's career has been entirely that he's been carried by everyone around himthis is your brain on reddit letter media
gta is better
The game is dogshit, played it 2 years after the release, wasn't impressed. Wouldn't want to replay it with Phantom Liberty even if they changed everything. At core level the game has worse writing and story than Witcher 3, more boring and less interactive world than GTA5 and less world building/worse atmosphere than let's say Fallout New Vegas.
>>737678050This is probably the actually worst game with the biggest marketing trying to convince people it's a good game.
>>737678050it's a shit game for shit retards who literally learn nothing after getting scammeddo you have 1k hours in it? no? then sounds like it's another "game" that wasted time on graphics and shitty cutscenes instead of giving you more gameplay
>>737685189if she's dead how the fuck do you have sex with her?
>>737678787>they patched it bros, it's now gotyLmao, it's still a decent looter shooter. Everything else is mediocre. No amount of patches will turn it suddenly into a deus ex.
>>737685694To think it was supposed to be an mmo
>>737684185What did not hold up?
>>737680464>Just get that one braindance mod or whatever it's called. You can have full on sexat that point just watch CG porn on some r34 site
I really hate how inconcistent the experience is, sometimes I load a post-Heist save to screw around and I get ambushed, chased, see random encounters etc., next time I see exploded cars floating all over the map, empty vehicles, NPCs not spawning in, it's so janky...
>>737683489>2077 is the closest we will ever get to the original VTMBHow? VTMB exploration was top notch, the game systems supported roleplaying by offering different ways to proceed though most challenges, CP77 has none of that, it's just a pretty action game.If CP77 was like VTMB you would be able to look like this >>737684129 and the game World would react accordingly
>>737678050>best >open worldThose two are negating factors. THey can't exist in the same universe. An oxymoron.
>>737684935>yes you can?You can't get any of the cool cyberware that NPCs have, the best you can do is a few lines on your face or arms if you're using something like mantis blades.
>>737678748cyberpunk is the only setting where troon shit is valid, it's supposed to be full of degeneracy
>>737684116I'm not a big Keanu fan, if anything the reddit making him saint chungus made me like him even less, but for an A-lister he really went all in, he was everywhere in the game, not just in bunch of story missions and cutscenes and his performance was really, really good.Stringer Bell was great too but I really felt like Keanu is with me 24/7
Find a flaw
>>737686838>he really went all in, he was everywhere in the gameand that was the fucking problem
>>737686483how do you jump so far
I found the movement to be jank and the gunplay was dogshit
>>737687121it's an ancient pre-1.2 techniquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F72FcQf1-cs
>>737687084her face looks hideous and malformed without the sexy makeup
>>737687331god, gamedevs are so gay for patching out fun bugs
>>737686354It didn't hold up when it was new
>world is completely dead>no RPG mechanics to really speak of>story and plot is a solid 2/10>game mostly consists of you having first person conversations with various NPCs at various bars, anything else is a massive anomalyBe honest, what am I actually missing? 2077 has no real appeal in my view. It does however have some of the worst e-celeb cameos known to man, not exactly a bonus.Help a nigga out.
I just want to be a guy in the Cyberpunk world, not this lame hollywood celebrity cocksucking story.
I might play this someday or another, but I want to know, is a fist build viable? I want to run around and knock people's blocks off.
>>737687620Keanu is actually really good as a voice actor in it. Its far more expressive than he usually is in movies with his blank face
>>737678050i can't stand the cringey voice acting. sounds like normal people desperately trying to sound cool
>>737687697I don't care, I hate the character and his role in the game.
>>737687610You're correct, you're not really missing anything.
>>737687620oh this was a cool scene, who did the trauma team exfiltrate again? i forgot
>>737687795Some rich bitch you were rescuing from a gang of body part harvesters, that whole setpiece in the best of the game, it feels exactly like how I wanted more of the game to feel, even the combat arena itself is better designed than most.You know the Jackie montage? That should have been 90% of the actual gameplay.
>>737687795Random corpo. She turns up later in the game as a side quest. Don't remember what exactly. She's investigating something. Doesn't really go anywhere.
>>737687957the game has so much wasted potential
>>737678050I remember this game advertising that you could decide your dick size and the "large" size was basically just average and that it doesn't even matter because the amount of sex scenes you get to have is miniscule. Plus, you barely have that many options and you can't even just call a chick over to your place and fuck, game is set in 2077 but the sex is barely available and Panam just comes over to chill... no bjs, boobjobs, armpitjobs, doggystyle, can't even smack her ass or grab her tits like wtf? Fucking Henry from kcd2 had more opportunities to slay puss than V. Look I get that the game isn't about sex but why advertise genitalia customization if you can't do anything explicit with it and it doesn't even mean anything, like Panam, the joytoy, and Meredith don't even react if you choose a large size shits pointless...
>>737688080>why advertise genitalia customizationFor the trannies.
>no inter-corpo conflict where you get to chose sideswhy even live
>>737688080>Panam just comes over to chill... no bjs, boobjobs, armpitjobs, doggystyle, can't even smack her ass or grab her tits like wtf?She's a person thoooooooo
>>737678050It's just gta with a sci-fi coat of paint. No one even gave a shit until edgerunners.
>>737688387>No one even gave a shit until edgerunners.You weebs are so delusional with this shit. The game had already sold something like 30 million copies and had an overwhelming positive rating by the time that anime came out.The only people who suddenly gave a shit after edgerunners were the weebs who were only in for massive disappointment because the game doesn't have any cp.
>>737688321
I finished the game when it first came out and every time I go for a new play through I quit after a few minutes.https://files.catbox.moe/jj6fkn.png
>>737688670>https://files.catbox.moe/jj6fkn.pngShe's cute.
>>737688308This is the first obvious thing to implement as a side quest in a cyberpunk game and they somehow missed it.
>>737678050didn't cdpr release modding tools for cyberpunk awhile back? did anything interesting ever come from that?
>>737688848Yes
>night city>body augementation knows no bounds>zero moral decency, complete culture collapse>illegal BDs of torture and murder and easily accessible>ZERO prostitutes who have had their bodies altered to resemble lolis>ZERO bestiality brain dances.INTERESTING!
>>737688943Zero attractive prostitutes available for the playerZero massive boob implants
>>737688627
As for me, it's the French girl.
>>737689732>>737689640French chick with Panam's ass would have been great
>>737689443>Zero massive boob implantsNTA but I noticed that too. Youd think they'd have inflatables so you can have some flat chest that inflate to a double H boobie monster if you want.
>>737678050>Spiderweb tattoo right on breast/nippleWouldn't that hurt like an absolute bitch?
>>737688943Why do you want loli and beastiality in the game?
>>737689795>Oui, oui! I wan' teu suckel 'ur PP, V.Very based.
>>737678050it has, by far, the corniest and cringiest dialogue I have ever experieced.
>>737689847The question is: why dont you?
>>737687610>story and plot is a solid 2/10Looks like a nigger got filtered.
>>737689887>Why don't you?I don't see how it would improve the gameplay or better the story.
Why is this game so janky? I want to like it but movement feels bad.
It sucks as an open world game. The fact that you used a goon image as your op is telling
>>737689847>>737689991IMMERSION.it would 100% be present in the setting.
>>737690023Every game with hot chicks in it gets threads with goon images as the op, it means nothing.
>>737689732Actually iriitated me I couldn't fuck her
>dies, features in the game maybe for like 15 mintues (also has short hair === total dogshit)>dies, is also dumb and indirectly leads to Jackie (the only interesting character) dying>lesbian dyke>non-romancable if you're playing as a woman unless moddedmeh, none of them are particularly top tier
>>737689991it would be more immersive.
>>737678050>pointless and dead open world>non existent roleplaying or choices>rpg mechanics with as much depth as AC valhalla>mediocre gunplay and melee combat>fast and furious tier plot and characters>40 patches and driving still feels like shit>60% of the game was cut to add keanu reeves>exposition dialogues full of cringe tone deaf hacker slangStarfield looks like a masterpiece in comparison somehow
>>737690150>non-romancable if you're playing as a woman unless moddeduh.... play as a man?
>>737690247Female VA is better, having a doll that you dress up and make as slutty as possible is better for me.
>>737690053>>737690153Oh, in that case there is a side job where you can investigate a BD editing father and son duo and their PC logs states they have made BDs involving children. You don't see anything but there is your immersion for CP BDs existing.Not sure about the beastiality stuff which kinda makes sense seeing as most animals around night city are dead. Besides rodents.
>>737690320>Female VA is betterWhy do you trannies kept trying this bullshit? Nobody ever believes it.>having a doll that you dress up and make as slutty as possible is better for meThis is all you actually care about tranny.
>>737690529>blablabla trannyRent free, touching grass recommended
>>737690556>quacks like a duck>HURR DURR WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME A DUCK?
Aurore is legit one of the most attractive Vidya girls in recent memory
>>737678050Transvestites didn't appear at all in the lore anywhere until 2077. The game was written in 1988. Transgenderism had just been invented, and John Money still had to import transvestites from Denmark. >>737681114Look, maybe this is what diversity hires in California look like these days, but Debra Wilson is ugly as sin, and basically all women don't look like the crypt keeper. She's a 1/10, the best looking girl in your game is a 5/10.
>>737690615>mentally ill, sees trannies everywhere>why are you calling me mentally illbecause you're mentally ill
>number one complaint is that the game isn't degenerate enoughthis board has a slight porn addiction problem, no wonder you couldn't appreciate the setting, characters, and story
>>737678050Should be Hanako instead of that blue haired bitch. Hanako needs to be made fuckable if there is ever another update, makes no sense that you can't, a one night fling at least.
I don't play female characters because I want to be a woman.I play female characters because I get off on controlling women and sometimes I just let them take damage just so I can listen to pain noises they make.
>>737690687>sees trannies everywhereNot everywhere. Just where there's trannies.
>>737690761>Makes no sense that you can'tA Japanese Woman who may as well be a Princess in terms of social status would be disgusted by the idea of having sex with some smelly gutter rat with back alley implants.
>>737685694What game offers 1000s of hours of unique play that isnt a pardox or other rts type game?
>>737690796Your mental illness lies in a lack of thinking. You're thinking "someone plays as a woman therefore they're a tranny" which is a mentally ill conclusion to make. You're skipping several logical steps arriving from fucking A to Z, hence why the touch grass comment.
>>737690764>I'm not that kind of mentally ill, I'm THIS kind of mentally illlol ok
>>737690912>It's mentally ill to make sure women know their placeYour ancestors are ashamed of you.
>>737690897>someone plays as a woman therefore they're a trannyYou didn't merely just play as a woman though. You displayed clear tranny flags. Maybe you just don't even realize it yourself yet but you are a tranny.
Blue Moon should have been a romance option.
>>737678050Terrible waifus
>>737689934The story sucks ass. They changed the entire theming of the game for reddit reeves
>>737678050right on choom, said case as he jacked into the modem
>>737690964>tranny flagsYou mean something that you disagree with? Those aren't tranny flags, that's just your mental illness. See how we're circling back?
>>737678050Imagine having a 5some with these 4 women. I dont think I can produce as much semen as they will demand from me
>>737690941>trying this hard to fit in>in 2016+10
>>737691042Thinking female VA is better than male VA is a tranny flag. Nobody actually thinks this except trannies. The male VAs are always superior.Playing as a female character because>having a doll that you dress up and make as slutty as possible is better for meis such a massive tranny flag you may as well have just typed "I'm a tranny".Pretending you're not a tranny right now is ridiculous. It's as if you said "I love having a dick in my ass. And my mouth too. It's just better for me." and then turned around and claimed you're not gay. You fucking are, you retard.
>>737689991Mainly for immersion.
>>737690981there should be way more "romance" options. i once suggested to modders to make something like skyrim where you can rizz anyone. i don't understand jack about red engine though it was just a suggestion.tldr: imagine being able to fuck that tiger claw, or get slapped for asking
>>737690981it's insane that the little faggot kerry gets to tap all 3 but they won't let me even hit 1
>>737690897Tranny here, yes I play as a woman. I like to play as my self tee hee
>>737691129>A "believe all women" cuck trying to lecture on who is performative
>>737691158>Nobody actually thinks this except tranniesI thought that was a matter of preference. I prefer one performance over the other.>is such a massive tranny flag Is it though? Are you projecting because you wanted to play with dolls as a kid and dad beat your ass?>"I love having a dick in my ass. And my mouth too. It's just better for me." and then turned around and claimed you're not gay.A scenario made up by your mentally ill head where you're imagining dicks in orifices. Anon I need you to really touch that grass, stat. I know 'touch grass' rhymes with 'dick in ass', but overcome your urges and leave the house and go for a walk.
>>737691402>Im not a t-tranny! You p-played with DOLLS!!!Jesus Christ, anon.
>>737691485>>737691262samefag it up
>>737691402>I thought that was a matter of preference.Yes. And, as is obvious to anyone who is not retarded, your preferences says a lot about who you are.>Are you projecting because you wanted to play with dolls as a kid and dad beat your ass?I'm sorry, who is projecting? Nothing of the sort ever happened to me. Was that what your childhood was, tranny?>A scenario made up by your mentally ill head No, it's what we call an "analogy". I'm trying demonstrate to you the degree to which you just exposed yourself as a tranny.
>>737691520Checkmate, retard.
>>737691378>believe all womennever said so, you really are mentally ill
>>737690865With a street rat, sure, but a nightcity legend? She's wet.
>>737691572>your preferences says a lot about who you areYes, but you're jumping to wrong conclusions like a retard and setting up a false point where if you prefer one performance over the other, that means you're a tranny. Pic very related.>Nothing of the sort ever happened to me.>No, it's what we call an "analogy"Yes, bringing up dicks in asses out of nowhere is surely merely an a-analogy, I don't actually like dicks h-haha. Anon why are you still replying instead of leaving the house.
>>737689996What's janky about it?
>>737691771>never said soIf you don't believe it is morally correct to keep women in their place with violence then you are already on the side of the sjws.
Holy moly they still trying to shill the biggest blunder in gaming history?
>>737691846>but you're jumping to wrong conclusions like a retardIt's a perfectly valid deduction.
>>737690764Based. I can't fault this logic.
>>737692070The actual gameplay is fucking AMAZING, the story and characters are the worst type of horrific dog shit imaginable. I keep wanting to replay it just for the fun action but the thought of slogging through that story again turns me off.
>>737678050My standards aren't low enough to actually put time in this game. It's been cucked since December 2020
>>737678050who is the blue haired chick? haven't seen her
>>737691996>with violenceimagine being so retarded you need to resort to violence to keep a woman in check
>>737693270it's that one main story girl who boned yorinobu for the heist's braindance. forgot her name
>>737693421Using words is a waste of time and is feminine.A backhand across the face is much faster and is the only language women understand.Go back to simping for your favorite cam whore now.
>>737678807>insignificantThen why is it in the game?
>>737693885>Using words is a waste of time and is feminineyou would know. you're just as obsessed with women as simps btw
>>737693270Evelyn. She's the catalyst for every major event that happens in the game.
>>737694202>obsessed with womenThe only time you have been correct.I'm obessed with seeing and hearing women suffer.
>>7376780500/6
>>737694037why are you alive? Just because? Well, so is that trans flag, get over it.
>>737692070You're allowed to have an opinion on these "engoodification" games that went from dumpster fire to good games.Doesn't change the fact that it's still a solid game in the current patch.
>>737696062If it's insignificant then it shouldn't even exist.>why are you alive? To make you 'appeal to triviality' trannies seethe.
>>737696309you know anytime anyone describes a video game as "solid" it's going to be shit.
>>737697980Not too sure if that applies here, the posts are too solid.
>>737678050they will experience CP for the first timeyou will not
>>737678120fpbpi boughted it and the expansion and never played it. Realized it was shit from watching my brother play.
>>737678050Whats the best overhaul mod?
>>737678050What's your favorite radio?
>>737678050
>>737702550>>737702442what a dirty slut
>>737702632
>>737687453you can still make that jump on latest version dash + jump with momentum and even more with air dash on top
>>737678050Sandevistan Katana spam got old quick.
>>737702758imagine the smell
>>737690680>Transvestites didn't appear at all in the lore anywhere until 2077. The game was written in 1988. Transgenderism had just been invented, and John Money still had to import transvestites from Denmark.yet they literally had full body mod furries
>>737702906why
>>737690626It's the impeccable color palette balance. Palettes can basically make or break a character design.
>>737704083the smell of her feet in those nylons. Just imagine it for a second, if you will
>>737678050I don't give a shit about their chests show me their vaginas
>>737704231No.
>>737678768Agreed. He sounds like a whiny black guy. I got so annoyed with his voice that I rerolled a female V after a dozen hours.
>>737704231but they pee from there
>>737704465
>Liked 1.0 to 1.6>2.0 skill system is dumb fucking edgerunners retard shitI've tired 4 times but I just can't fucking stand it anymore.
I have finished it and its nothing special. It feels very cool at start but devolves into witcher but 1st person cyberpunk with worse story. Its cool though and worth 1 playthrough if you get it on sale. If it had immersive sim elements like deus ex and divinity it would actually be amazing but it doesnt. Its just a modern rpg in cool setting
>>737704563hngg
it was pretty meh, still is
>>737690941>it's mentally Ill to make sure virtual, not-real women know their placeyeah, I think so too
>>737678050I played it for an hour and it bored me a lotFuck you for making me buy it at a discount, it wasn't even worth
I wish we got to see more of Alt in human form
>>737696052>MATURE game for MATURE audiences with so many heckin cool and MATURE gadgets and TOYSI know it says CD projekt red but did Larian write this game plan?
>>737705063she needs correction urgently!!
>>737705385Explain.
>>737705639she's a dirty little brat and needs to be taught some manners
>>737678050>one of the best open world games ever made.lol. Only good thing is you can date Tristin Mays
>>737678768I don't care for either. They're both insufferably smug; femV can't do anything beyond the shitty breathy whisper and maleV can barely emote at all.
>>737705931>oh honhonhon mon cherie, you wöre lüking at my bütte?
>>737678748I told Claire that I would finish the race and not get involved in her revenge quest after some bad luck in a fucking death race, she gets mad and you cannot tell her to fuck off or throw a grenade at the Beast.
>>737678050Fuck no.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omyoJ7onNrg
>>737706573outdated infoif you get the game right now on sale it's worth it
>>737705717>little bratNot with that hag face
Good thread
>>737679624The game only gives you ONE opportunity to simp for her, and its when you hide her offer to cut out Dex as the fixer from the deal.Dex double-crossed you, but it was in the interest of self-preservation. She was gonna double-cross Dex out of sheer greed.
agp thread, agp game
>>737687707I agree and it especially applies to the player character. Both male and female. I just don't want to play as that bitch.
>>737707275>>737707164>>737706697>>737706583she looks exactly like a girl I met in rehab in 2012 who was 26 at the time and wanted to visit me afterwards but I was too much of a pussy for some reason to let her visit me and then she broke off our friendship because "it was going nowhere"I'm such a retard bros
>>737707451Damn son
>>737678768>>737704447>>737705902Just play with a Japanese male V https://youtu.be/s1yD-ofTtPw?t=62 they rewrote his lines and the director instructed better delivery. He sounds like a cool and professional corpo samurai as opposed to a slurry and retarded street rat. Superior localization for once.>rerolled a female V eng femV is even worse than eng maleV lmao
>Decent saleSo is it worth playing vanilla first?
>>737707275enough, retard
>>737707451sad
>>737707763what a waste
>>737707763>finally, a beautiful wom-ACK!
>>737707763haven't played this game but this is one of the most retarded death scenes ive ever seen
any good mods?
>>737680063You have multiple POV sex scenes in the gameJust play a porn game if you want more, CP77 does more than basically any other game
>>737707902uhh yea
>>737680883lmao actual dogshit take
>>737707451anon...
Did they ever fix the shit that broke throwing knives in sandy completely killing the fun of it?
>>737697980>there's only shit and perfectionI can play a game with flaws and still have fun.
>>737708247For many there's no point wasting time on "okay" games these days.
>>737708070What exactly did it break?I'm currently doing a nothing personell katana + knive sandy build.
>>737708290for many, they are retards
>>737686648so where are the big tits and non mutted bitches huh fag?
>>737707763
>>737708772No they just have high standards.
>>737678050I didn't like it + the women in it are ugly other than the french lady who apparently dies in two minutes
>>737678050I will never play that slopEnjoy your transexual quests i guess
>>737678050I have it, but I haven't got that far yet. I actually forgot about it.
>>737678050>game has chinatown and japantown>whole plot gravitates around japanese corpoation>strong weeb vibes everywhere>can't romance Rita>can't romance So Mi>in fact you can't romance anybody but literally three browns and a homo ; zero asian romance whatsoever
>>737708405>>737708294>>737708063>>737707962>>737707783>>737707275>>737707164>>737706697>>737706583etc.God bless you.
>>737687084She's so hot, post the one with her in the car. Love that one.
They had a goldmine with that game and they blew it
>>737687084Doesn't have her own game.
>>737709434
They dont know the kino that was the Dont Fear the Reaper ending
>>737710283Best ending is the Star and you can't convince me otherwise.
>>737710147Gimmie
>>737687453They added triple air dashing to compensateThe issue with this bug is that it would break shit causally and shoot you across the map
>>737710283the only thing I hate about that ending is that you have to give a specific answer to johnny in one specific conversation to trigger it
>>737708352Before the last patch I was able to use sandy and just keep 3 knives in the air at all time, but since then i'll be lucky to get one throw out before it just starts bugging. I was mid run when they did it and it ruined my fun. When I go to throw V will just jerk it and nothing will happen
>>737678050ive beaten the game it was just alright
>>737709519>>737709957>>737710147This shit is awfulRealistic detail enough to be offputting, yet fake enough to fall into the uncanny valley.
>>737710693
>>737710693This is a heterosexual board. But I've heard there's plenty of homo subreddits out there, no entry fee.
>>737709519>>737709957>>737710147She's a better goth Daisy Ridley than Sith Rey.
This game gives me anxiety because NPCs tell me to get a job
Lord have mercy.
>>737678050Oh damn you got me, it only took them 6 years to fix the game
>>737678050>Aurore SEX>Evelyn SEX>Judy SEX>Panam GROSS
>>737711378>>Judy SEX>>Panam GROSS
>designated shill thread where anons call the girls of the x game blatant westoid DEI-tier uggos while OP damage-controls the whole threadTired of these reruns on /v/eddit.
>>737709307the entire city is japantown bro
I experienced it day 1, and then it crashed 6 times in the intro, and had retarded shit like jackie pulling a fucking pistol out of his skull when it's meant to be the AI chip and all sorts of other dumb shit that completely sucked.The game was also just a very boring RPG. These games just don't understand how you can't have fucking unique items laying around because it completely defeats the purpose of the progression you're supposed to have with gear. So, in the original iteration you just went and grabbed a unique and it was the most powerful shit you could get and you never had to change your other equips (besides armor but armor doesn't really matter when you're one tapping 90% of enemies till the final arasaka shit).I hear the new systems fix it but I don't really see a reason to play it again. It wasn't fun. I suffered through it ONLY because I fell for buying it and needed to make it worth the money I spent.
>>737711794>no bush
>>737711728I completed it on PC. 90% of the game on the v1.00-1.02. Never experienced a single crash. Never was softlocked, just had to reload a game 3-4 times because of issues with scripting.It was busted as hell, but even then, 100 times more interesting than Starfield or other crap. It was extremely undercooked, but the foundation was there.
>>737711918Good for you, the objective reality is most people, even journos were crashing. That's why they completely locked early gameplay to the extremely curated hardware tests on-site.
>>737678050I played a couple hours (up to the WELCOME TO CYBERPUNK scene) but wasn't vibing it. I kind of hate scifi, is it worth going further with it?
I haven't, and probably will never play cyberpunk, because all of the women are unattractive to me in it. And what's the point of sims, if the characters in it are uninteresting and unattractive to you.
impregnate french women
>>737712274Do it.
>>737678050What a great picture of Judy
>>737712324she looks like a dumpster behind a decrepit gas station.
>>737678050Are the hilarious bugs fixed? I mean those cops that spawn anywhere, npc that vanish, and 15 clones of the same npc?
Do you have to do a lot of modding to make the game fun? What about for cooming?
>>737678050I liked the world, but was still disappointed it felt more like GTA than a proper RPG.
She fucks her brother btw
To this day I am yet to see a compelling post on why Cyberpunk 2077 is not complete dogshit. There is su much missed potential.t. played on release.
>>737712385She's my wife
I would never say that. You're missing out on a Marvel Comics film is more accurate.
>>737681024says the mentally ill freak normalizing sexual perversions
>>737712574Your wife is a lesbo skank, bro.
>>737681114>Lmao virgin>>737681205>this chud gets zero pussy>>737707970>lmao actual dogshit take
>>737678050CP2077 is a pretty terrible open world game and terrible RPG. It is, at best, a serviceable stealth-action game with RPG elements. It does have a great story with great voice acting though.>Open world consists exclusively of goons standing around waiting to be killed, NPCs waiting to give side quests, and then odd jobs most of which are kill a guy or interact with a computer>Essentially everything boils down to just killing a few people and getting some XP and junk loot>No open world activities to do like mini games or even more interesting repeatable actions like in other open world games. The most "creative" it gets is racing>Combat is laughably easy and the player is overpowered even on the highest difficulty. Enemy AI is totally retarded and easily cheesable. Regularly gets stuck, will just not shoot and stand there, run around aimlessly, etc>Game's RPG elements mostly consist of a talent tree that is entirely devoted to just killing people in melee range, long rage, medium range, with hacks, or while crouched and behind them>Stats occasionally come up in conversation and there are a few checks in the environment, but far too few and most of them are honestly pointlessIdk dude. I could go on and on. The game is flawed as fuck. I like the story. I like V. I like Johnny. I like Panam. I still think the story is great but the game itself sucks. When I replayed the game for Dog Town I honestly had a hard time finishing it just because I got bored. I think what really gets me is the lack of variety in tasks and activities on the map. It really is JUST goons standing around in alleyways, in buildings, in markets, whatever. They just stand there and wait to die. Why did Witcher 3 have more varied open world activities? At least that had a card game.
>>737678259Cyperpunk I grew up with was shit like Akira, I'm not into your tranny shit
>>737680063That's actually what it is, it is a woke subversion of the genre,
>>737684129Cat's out the bag, ugly troons ruining another genre
>>737709307fun fact: takemura was supposed to be a romance option but they extracted the romance aspect and shoved it into a new character, another brown pendejo lolactually deliberately racist against asians at that point
>>737684150Why is it an option that has more priority over more robot parts?
>>737687620Same here, too bad they couldn't help themselves
>>737696062Found the MAP
>>737713215takemura romance wouldnt make any sense since the only thing he loves is arasaka
>>737713425all romances in this game are poorly written, lame, creepy and/or gross especially the 2 guys
I'm still pissed that the game didn't get more DLC or at least mods to let players fix the game with real content, new endings, custom expansions etc..similar to a Fallout/ElderScrolls/Witcher title, instead of mostly it being just eleventy billion new cosmetics. >>737707549There is a mod that does this and there are multiple options including a >V speaks Japanese to those who are likely to understand it, and they speak it back to him, but all the cholos and whatnot don't automatically speak Japanese mode.
>>737678259I don't know how 2077 does it, but a good cyberpunk story is going to treat prosthetics as a bad thing, because you're becoming less human. It's only bad stories that use them as nothing more than muh aesthetics, like cogs and gears in steampunk.So yes, tranny implants are bad.
>>737681474What's even worse is >DLC is a sidestory that doesn't affect, yet goes on to the standard game endings most of the time >One new ending is a shitshow, has no variations, and the Panam shit is unforgivable>No opportunity to romance Songbird, or the french redhead >no new ending paths to the DLC that let you either end up working for NUSA or NightCorp/MrBlueEyesPL was supposed to be the stopgap Hearts of Stone and we were supposed to get a huge Blood and Wine follow up, but they had to ruin it all because of the technical failure of their console faggotry on older generation hardware like PS4.
>>737712418Fun? No, but there are a few fantastic mods that make the game way more interesting.To coom, yes. The game is ironically pretty censored to shit out of the box, and even with mods we still aren't at Skyrim-tier shit yet. It's mostly photomode cooming.
>CP2077 is when gamers started tolerating the "release now, patch later" mentalityGamers no longer have the right to complain about the state of modern gaming.
>>737714126Think I recognizr the shorts and panties, but any chance you can link the top?
>>737678120/thred
>>737713989Hey now, I actually waited for the GOTY edition before giving them any money.
>>737679895>and in an aesthetic sensethe artstyle is horribleuglyit couldn't be more forgettable
>>737714796>it couldn't be more forgettable
>bottom right fucks you in a tank while you are mind linked via the tank's systems so you can feel what the other is feeling as well>you are effectively having a threesome with her and a tankI knew going in she was best girl, but I was unprepared for just how best she would be. Also she gives you a fuck off huge sniper rifle.
>>737715007Damn right
>>737715348Hot AF.I didn't think they could top Shani from Witcher 3, but somehow they got close.
>>737678050>best open world games ever madeThat's like being the smartest retard on the longest short-bus.
if phantom liberty is really inspired by classic spy stories like james bond then V should've had the option to seduce aurore cassel to steal her and her brother's identity. the car theft quest was lame.
>>737679876it basically has no story.>meet best friend>prep for his big job(90% exposition, 1 gunfight)>fail the big job>die>keanu reaves in your head>meet takemura>answer his texts and listen to him talk>help him infiltrate a parade(first actual mission since act 1)>meet arasaka lady>pick your ending>diethat's the whole main storyalong the way you also>look for guy to remove keanu>spunky brown lady drives you around>gunfight to save guy>he adds nothingand>look for black hackers>they make you kill rival gang>VR chat with johnny's ex>forget she exists until the last 5 min of gameand the player has no input on how any of this plays out
>>737715348now i want a sexy french woman to feed me cookies between her toes
>>737715996Unironically, the way the twins got executed like dogs played a big role in my final decision to save So Mi
>>737713989better than betheslop, those games never get fixed.
>>737716045Interesting...
Why is this game still being advertised here?
>>737716142They break it even more with late updates that fuck up the entire modding scene and introduce new bugs and other issues.
>>737687084her brother's cock has probably touched her lips at least once
>>737716204so you can continue your impotent seething.Fuck off, Emil.
>>737716204
>>737714953>corpoblack angular surfaces with glowy red bits>night cityrundown concrete blocks>nomadscowboys>cyberwarelines on V's face/armno exoticsno weird body modification besides smasherhow originalthis definitely isn't the most generic design i've ever seen
>>737716739>this definitely isn't the most generic design i've ever seenAnd? Who asked you, who gives a fuck what you think?The only takeaway here is the fact that you haven't seen a lot. How impressive. Certainly worth sharing such impactful opinions on the Internet.You should write for soem newspaper.>>nomads>cowboysSuch deep analysis. Because of a lot of arid landscapes around the city, and bright sun in the sky? And I guess their encampments are pretty much 1:1 with the NA western settler. Has to be it...... if one has not read a single history book in his life.Fucking idiot.
You didn't experience it if you didn't play in VR.
>>737715681>stockingsHhhnnnggg
>>737717539
>finally try Cyberpunk>the story tries so hard to push emotions upon you and make you feel attached to the characters without providing any actual piece of writing that makes you actually care about anything.Jackie is just a retard, Evelyn is a dishonest whore, Panam is an asshole bossgirl, Judy is boring etc.>Gameplay is boring looter shooter trash for retarded Borderlands lovers that want EPIC PURPLE LOOT that looks all the same but has +3 dmg and 2% more fire power or whatever>Open world is boring and empty, like they took the curated side quests of Witcher 3 and replaced them with content that has the same depth of the Skellige barrels >No real "roleplaying" outside of the very introduction>Game is "fixed"... even though anything regarding of what happens around the world breaks on a consistent level.Yup, it's a masterpiece, thanks CDPR, you're breathtaking.
>>737718298It's primairly an open world action game, with a large number of RPG elements and mechanics.If you don't like it, you can go back to 'superior RPGs' like Neverwinter Nights, where you play as a different character, because you swing a sword instead of using a bow, or interactive dialogue chains and exposition dumps with hand-drawn graphics like Planescape Torment.
>>737678050Okay I'll bite. What am I missing?
>>737718608A very good, long, open world, cyberpunk single-player experience with really nice driving and really good combat mechanics.
>>737718793>long, open world
>>737719034You don't have to play, really. Nothing wrong with sticking to your Splatoons or Pokeymans.
>>737678050not a rpg
>>737718608It's solidDont treat it as open world, that's mostly shit. Just play the missions and interact with characters you like. I did one playthrough and dont regret it. Might load a couple of specific saves to try different endings. Keyword: Might.
>>737678050i will never forgive them
>>737718793Daily reminder that m00t sold his soul to a kiddie rapist, and morally deserves to be lynched
First really annoying bug i encountered: Mr Hands keeps calling me after the mission where you impersonate the cubano
>>737680883You prefer a literal prostitute?
>>737719629Well when You look like that, you get some leeway.
>>737679001>i dont have any eggs
>>737720476I still can't take her makeup off with wkit.
>>737720476now give her long hair
>>737720775what the fuck
>>737720775you homos are so fucking insecure, it's crazy.
>>737720849no jessica, women with short hair are ugly. sorry i had to be the one who told you that
The gayest post made this weekend>>737720940
>>737721091An extremely attractive woman is still attractive despite the terrible haircut you dip. The haircut is still awful and objectively ugly.
>>737720940Nay, says I.
>>737721091sounds like youre the one insecure here
>>737721185
>>737721272>>737721237just admit that if you don't see long hair, your thoughts instantly reverse to images of sucking dick.
>>737721325youre ugly
>>737721369later, homo.
>>737678050this game somehow being laundered into being liked is proof that all normies are brain dead vax zombie non souled rat fuck niggerslike who the fuck would even play this crapit looked ok in the trailers before cd project got taken overbut to be honest with you the witcher 3 is fucking trash lolthe witcher 2 was their only good game and it it a solid 8/10 brought down to a 6/10 from all the cringe sex scenes and weirdo male self insert crap.
>>737721496Witcher 1 is better than 2 though
>>737721421later, gorgeous
>>737678050I bought a new PC for this when it came out. Played like 3 hours and quit. Gamebreaking bugs aside the gameplay is absolutely boring and the writing is beyond bad. I was surprised they managed to make the anime good with how bad the game was.
>>737721561We need a word for bloated and boring writing like that.
>>737678259transhumanism is bypassing weakness of the fleshtrannyism is mutilation akin to the furry who dipped his arms in dry ice to get them replaced with furry paws
>>737721561Its a completely different game now. I hated it when it first came out, now its serviceable. I wouldn't be able to tolerate if I didnt cheat in infinite money though.
qt patoot
>>737717120calm down retard>The only takeaway here is the fact that you haven't seen a lot.i've seen cyberpunk 2077 in every uninspired sci-fi slop film/vidya made in the last 10+ years>Because of a lot of arid landscapes around the city, and bright sun in the sky?no because of the cowboy hats/boots, flannel shirts with denim jeans, etc lolCDPR could've made the nomads into cyborgs with augmentations specialized to their environment like built in respirators, sunglasses, solar panels, cooling fans, etc.at least make them look more stylized like in the ttrpg's artworkinstead they look like normal, generic cowboys/truckers living out of trailers. BORING>And I guess their encampments are pretty much 1:1 with the NA western settlernobody said they look like settlers. cowboys exist irl rn retard
>>737721921woah
>>737685223i heard the bet parts are the cutscenes, i refunded it after the initial mission cause it just felt like it was gonna be a "run to the next cut scene" game.
>>737725668I heard real men take it up the ass.The 'best' parts are running, sneaking and driving around the city and shooting and slicing stuff while creating a build that matches the preferred playstyle. Stop listening to your partners on some Discord channels.
>>737678050I dont think it's even a good game, much less a great one
>>737727890call Valve and ask to wipe 372000 88% positive reviews, and just replace them with Streetshitter69's 'I dont think it's even a good game, much less a great one', for the benefit of the community.
>>737707950where do i find this mod? its not on nexus
>>737728618I don't use it, but you won't find a lot of good stuff on Nexus- that site is pozzed AF.
>>737728736and where should i look instead? this my first time modding a game
>>737678050Things to improve in the sequel:>More customization options. >Give the player character a boob/penis slider like in the good old days ffs.>More heterosexual romance options than just River or Panam>More Joytoys than just four ones. >Give us the option to wear the clothes of important characters w/o mods. Eg. Myers presidential outfit >An original story set in the universe, that doesn't center around Silverhand or Blackhand. >Weird request. But I want more limitations on what cyberware I can use. >I don't want to be OP. I want to feel like an underdog fighting the system, not a power fantasy>Take us outside of Night City, even if only for a single mission or DLC. >I want to see I want to see what Las Vegas, Tokyo, Chicago, Atlanta look like in 2077
>>737728798Ever? Holy fuck.It's still the best place overall (for older games it's often ModDB, occasionally Steam Workshop if available), but anything that can be vaguely considered as political (and leaning into normalcy, a.k.a 'far right' in the USA) is usually deleted from that site, because it's moderate by idiots.Where to look? Private sites, (free/paid) on Patreon, Google Drive/MEGA depos with links on Xitter... But you'd have to know the name, to even begin the search. Again- didn't use it, so don't know the exact detail.
>>737686483lolSounds like a glorified tech demo, not a game.
>>737729000its over, ill try to look on playground ru, do you happen to know how the korean/japanese/chinese modding sites are called?
Original aesthetics were better, seeing as a fan of Deus Ex and Blade Runner.
>>737730224more
>>737730708Good Lord.
>>737678050> Not a love interest and has 2 minutes of relevance> Not a love interest, a whore, commits seppuku> Ugly brown lesbian with shitty hairstyle, tattoos and even shittier personality. Can only romance as a woman> Another brown woman. Obnoxious personality.This game had no real love interests. And you only get to fuck one hookers throughout the entire game too.
>>737731064Mods haven't fixed it yet?
>play as male /v/ >grow attached to judy>can't romance her because I'm a man and she's gaythanks for nothing CDPR
>>737729760just use a weather mod
>>737731697Maybe, but you can't reshade obese blacks in pink hair and glowing sweatpants, a few steps away from Bethesda standards, who make up a third of pedestrians.
>>737733110sex