The Playstacean
What a crabby pun.
>>737681253lole
>>737681253How clawsome
>>737681253>Penguin console >Waddle we play today>Kangaroo console >Let's hop online
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>>737681253Giant enemy crab!
Smol enemy crab
>3d printers will change everything
>>737681253I'm thinking about how you'd have to hold the pincers to play on the Playstacean. It's a surprisingly intimate concept.
Giant enemy station
>>737681253>The only way the snoyshitstation has soul is if you mod the everliving fuck out of it.Grim.
>>737681253cute
>>737681253the inevitable crabification of consoles
>>737681253Should have been a smooth box crab, with the memory card being the wife
>>737681253cetaceans are whales, though
>>737681253It was always going to end this way.
>>737682559don't be shellfish
>>737686129holy shit I had this painting on my wall as a teenager
>>737681253WTF
>>737681253I saw the video where this was made and assembled, it's honestly quite interesting because it doesn't look remotely comfortable to play with if you are using the claws.
>>737681253Kanistation
>>737686129fuck thought this was a real book for a moment there
>>737683390They did, you would not be seeing as many crab playstations in the world if not for it
Where's the Langistation?
>>737683559Massive Damage
>>737686093And "mustelas" are weasels.Now, can you tell me what "crustaceans" are?
>>737681253I wish I was a crab so bad
>>737681253Franklin seems pretty chillWould play Pro Skater on
>>737681253I've seen several playtstacean designs and this is my least favorite.
>>737681253In a real pinch with this one
>>737681253How are you supposed to this? Do you have to rip out the claws? Poor Franklin.
>>737681253Carcinization strikes again.
Oh look, another Cancer thread.
>>737681253>pic saved and uploaded to the internet so many times you can count the compressed pixelsI hate how you have to perform fucking archeology and voodoo to find what you're looking for in proper resolution. We have unlimited bandwidth, unlimited storage, 8k displays, 99 inch screens and google serves you 360p pictures in webp format because apparently everything has to be compressed to shit.
>>737692991Apparently, given enough time, everything evolves into crabs. Just wait, anon
>>737695767Buddy, evolution takes place over the course of millions of years. I don't think anon can last that long.
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>>737695994oh fugg :DDD
>>737695882What are you talking about, bro? Anon just has to get to the right level and he evolves.Though if he wants to go the crab route he'll probably want to do it near a beach while holding a Chitin Shell. The evo methods can get pretty specific with these things.
>>737696221Yes, but he also can't make too many self-care mistakes, like poor hygiene, or he'll automatically evolve into a different lifeform and reloading your own life is a pain in the ass.
>>737681253Claw grip fags are probably loving this.
>>737682559Did you hear about the crab in the nightclub? He pulled a mussel
>>737694584>le crab-forme mememeanwhile, the humble Beetle-forme
