Now that the dust has settled, someone surely has made a mod to mute Dollman
>night time, raining>In my truck, cozy as fuck>Chill music playin>Doing deliveries and zoning out>Briefly get out and use a zipli..........AAAAAARGHGRGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I hate him bros, I hate him so much its unreal. Also after watching his backstory cutscene I hate him even more. What a retard.
>>737681630The only non-performance mod is mute Dollman. Where is my Monster Energy mod?
>>737681630/v/ is a Dollman board
>>737681630I use the Peko hat just to make it so that Dollman won't interrupt my yelling
i reached the anime character and stopped playing.
>>737681630Game made for cattle by a wannabe jew.
>>737683025For me, it was Fragile's line about women being the first to suffer in war. Kojima drank deep from the Hollywood Kool-Aid.
Dollman want uppies!
I need a spear quiver so I don't have to stalk my prey with a tower on my back. I have no idea why these things have an ammo counter.
>>737683648Spear is strong.Dog mine is trash!
>>737681630Yes, it's on nexusmods and github
>>737683680SAM ARE YOU HURT???
>>737683080Is she wrong?
>>737683648Just put the pack down in a bush and clear a path
>>737683648Use the floating carrier to hold boxes of grenades that you can directly pick up to throw at cunts. Use the APAS grenade box upgrade for this, obviously.
>>737683080Kojima invented strong independent womyn
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach is not a video game. It's Kojima's $100 million excuse to hang out with Hollywood celebrities while you hold the left stick forward for 40 hours. Almost every location has a flat path straight to it. You can make any delivery by holding forward or driving a truck. Congratulations, you just experienced "gameplay." The game throws numerous tools at you that you absolutely never need. It's like being handed a Swiss Army knife to eat soup — the equivalent of playing Doom where enemies fall down without you ever pulling the trigger.But the crown jewel — the absolute proof Kojima doesn't make games — is the "Pretend You Won" button. Die to a boss and the game literally asks if you want to skip it. Pick it and you get a SLIDESHOW of how the fight would have played out. The results screen reads "Imaginary Victory" with a drawing of Sam sleeping. Even the protagonist doesn't care. No game should let you skip core combat. That's not accessibility — that's a confession. That's Kojima saying "gameplay doesn't matter, just watch my movie." The single greatest evidence he's NOT a game developer — just a film director accidentally given a dev kit instead of a camera.Did this cinematic walking screensaver win GOTY? NO. Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 — an actual VIDEO GAME with actual GAMEPLAY — bodied Kojima's celebrity meet-and-greet simulator at The Game Awards, Golden Joysticks, DICE, and GDC, racking up 291 GOTY wins in 2025.But don't worry — his own game taught us the solution. He can just Pretend He Won. Skip the awards, read a little slideshow that says "Kojima won GOTY" with a picture of him sleeping. Imaginary Victory. Kojima — put down the controller. Pick up the camera. Stick to making movies. You clearly want to. You were never one of us.
>>737686423You're late bro
>>737681630I... didn't hate Dollman.
>>737686949I didn't too for the most part until he spelled out how to advance the Ghost Rider mission as soon as I got there, afterwards everything he said became annoying
>>737686949I started strongly disliking him when he wouldn't shut the fuck up during boss fights. Also this>>737687063 >get one shotWOW SAM ARE YOU HURT>accidentally drop cargoSAM YOU DROPPED SOME CARGO>I'M SAAAAAAAAAAMAND I'M DOLLMAAAAAAAANSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>737686423TRVKE
>>737686423did you rike?
>>737686949>>737687063I began to hate Dollman profusely when he told me to take a drink because my stamina was low. That just made me go "Shut the fuck up, I'll drink when I feel like it".
his name?
>>737687359Ko Nami
>>737687359NIRVANA
>sneaking into base >get spotted >pull out weapon>Sam picks up cargo instead>diebravo Kojima
>>737687359cuckman
DS1>>>>>>>>>DS2The world was more satisfying to tame.
>>737681630mgsv was his last good game
>>737688583>make game about terrain traversal>terrain is mostly flat
>enemies start wearing helmets>snipe them anyway but not at the head>they go downhuhthis would've worked in mgsv too, I wonder why I didn't do that
>>737687705>already a big problem in 1>still a big problem in 2
>>737686423So fucking based. Kojima, Neil, the cock eyed KCD vavra, etc, need to just fuck off from making video games ever again.
>>737690340>>737687705There's an average of 16 buttons on modern controllers including joystick press but shit games use le context sensitive button for everything.I think it tells a lot about the type of players playing that kind of goyslop too. If they weren't uber retards devs wouldn't be afraid to use all the buttons plus button combinations
>>737689676DS1 also had flat terrain. The difference was that DS1's flat terrain either had rocks that would fuck up vehicles, or lots of rivers, that would fuck up everything.
Menu inside menu inside menu inside menu.
>>737690009What do you mean? Shooting the face was viable against helmeted enemies in MGSV.
>>737691190don't they wear full faced helmets eventually?
>>737691494There's the juggernaut enemy that's resistant against everything except getting CQC'd or shot in the asshole (literally), But regular helmets can still be bypassed with face shots.
>>737681630Playing Death Stranding then going back to MGSV makes you appreciate the improvements and refinement. Holy shit do these motherfucker never stop talking.Also I just did the Quiet rescue mission and just cheated the whole thing.
>>737681630>In my truck, cozy as fuckYou're exposed to the elements. It's not cozy. Not like the enclosed cabins of DS1 trucks. Now that was cozy.
>>737692385>these motherfucker never stop talking.Who?>did the Quiet rescue mission and just cheated the whole thing.How?Stop acting retarded and speak normally.
>>737682896>SAM I TOOK MY DAUGHTER INTO A DEADLY PLACE! AND SHE DIED!At least we got good music from it.
Why is Mexico so small? There's an entire unused red portion of the map.
>>737692816Just like real life Mexico.
>>737692567Miller, Ocelot, Codetalker, the I-Droid.>How?Pic related>Stop acting retarded and speak normally.Do you need shit spoonfed to you in detail, retard-kun?
>>737692805>Daddy, can we go see Mommy?No, she's dead.>But daddy, can't we talk to her BT?No, she'd just kill us, and if not her, then the BTs around her would. We don't even know if the BT a corpse spawns is the soul of the person who died.>Bu-STFU, we aren't going to get everyone in a 50 mile radius killed for no reason.
>>737692805been listening to Polytope before I got to that point and now all I could think about whenever it plays is that retarded doll and his dumb backstory, fuck I hate that muppet
>>737693341>been listening to Polytope before I got to that pointIt unlocks before then?
>>737693093Why lie? Quiet isn't even hard to beat. You just shoot her.
>>737693870I think so? No idea how but I'm pretty sure it unlocks way earlier
Do You Have A Moment Sam?
are digital foundry smoking cat shit at the office these days? how the fuck can they say pico quality looks clearer than dlss quality, everything beyond 10ft looks blurred and smudged in comparison even with maxed sharpness at 1440p
>>737694665I'M BUSY.
