https://www.timeextension.com/news/2026/03/youre-doing-nothing-with-it-crash-bandicoots-co-designer-asks-wheres-the-movie-wheres-the-tv-series
Sex with AU Tawna!
>>737681690Wtf do you even do with an adaptation?
>>737681690what could possibly go wrong
>>737681690What a massive faggot
We need an OG Tawna skin in Fortnite
>>737681779Artist?
>>737681690Because people only like the OT and CTR. The post naughty dog sequels killed the series.
>>7376817792 hours of Coco having sex with human men
>>737681690>it's a crashfags think the orange Sonic is relevant episode
>>737681690Oh Snoy you're no Nintendo or Sega.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratchet_%26_Clank_(film)
>>737681690Just let this fucking IP die already.
>>737681690Get TfB to make me a crash 4 that takes the lessons from C4 and improves upon it already. Why doesn't this already exist you apes, the game sold well. Is it because it didn't make you infinite money like a failed live service game?
Crash always came-off like a fake video game you'd see in a tv show or movie.
>>737681690dead thanks to nutawna
>>737682195I genuinely forgot that this existed
>>737681690As things currently stand i really don't want a Trash Blandicoot movie, or series. Go back and undo the damage by giving us some actually good games first, then you can do a movie and ruin the series. again.
>>737681690there's no movie or tv show because crash is literally just retarded deformed sonic. people like the character because he had a few good games that came out at just the right time but the actual IP has 0 value outside of being the skin being worn by some pretty cool games that are decades old
>>737686719What gets me is that they had a new chance. The remakes regardless sold really well, and CTR:NF is just one of the best games ever made period.But TFB's retardation in artstyle, tone and abysmal dogshit pacing in 4 gutted all chances of this franchise surviving.
>>737687134pacing? more like filler. crash's big draw is how fun it is to 100%. they've somehow managed to turn it into a chore where you have to finish 38 levels at least 3 times (normal clear, perfect, relics)to top it off>coco was made as unsexy as possible>nutawna is a dyke butch dangerhair who dun nyd no men
>>737687134TFB and Activision felt like intentional sabotage.
>>737687432That's what i mean about pacing anon.Every level is 2x the lenght it should be, 100%ing a level is awful because of the 10 billion gems per level + the no death perfect run COMBINED with off screen boxesA crash game being over 10 hours to 100% is ludicrous, the old games you can do it in 1 sitting
>>737681690It's 2026, they will not just allow us to have our nonverbal autistic retard hero. He HAS to have some kind of moral dilemma and an obnoxious homosexual companion.
>>737687703The problem is not how long it is, it's how they stretched so little content to 40 hours.
>>737684101True
>>737682126You can get a lot of mileage out of the original three games and CTR
>>737681690Where is the vodka?Where is marinated herring?Where is the musicians that got the taste?Where is the supply that's gonna last three days?
>>737681779Crash foils Cortex schemes in humorous ways every week. Like Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog but even more fitting because Crash was inspired by stuff like Looney Tunes.
>>737691138>Crash was inspired by stuff like Looney TunesIt wouldn't be that popular unfortunately because abominations like zoomers and alphies don't even know what Looney Tunes is. It would be the best possible thing to do with Crash but it wouldn't sell.
>>737691206All the bitching and moaning about Coyote v. Acme makes me believe enough people would be available to make a silly, LT inspired cartoon profitable in the current day. They also made a shit ton of those HBO Max shorts which wouldn't have happened if a big company didn't think those kinds of cartoons weren't worth it.The biggest hurdle to a Crash cartoon is Crash itself. It's just not as big a series as your Marios or Sonics.
>BUT WHERE'S THE TV SERIES AND MOVIE THAT WE CAN MAKE MORE MONEY WITH???fuck youI want vidya not media slop
>>737691206nuLooney Tunes are castraded, like nuTom & Jerry. It's abhorrent how many golden age theatrical cartoons would be rated R if they came out today.
>>737691524>All the bitching and moaning about Coyote v. Acmecontext?
>>737691206Kids didn't care about Looney Tunes when Crash was new either. They were just those things dads had on their sweaters.>>737696268Movie gets completed, gets canceled, fans complain, years later it's releasing.
>>737693401The problem is they cant do 99% of the jokes Merry Melodies is known for and the comedic timing of those animators and writers cannot be matched by today’s incompetent fops. Remember these are the same people who tried to cancel Pepe LePew, Speedy Gonzalez and Lola Bunny for either being sexist, racist or hot.
>>737681779the Sonic Boom TV series essentially.
>>737696447I thought Pepe did get canceled in the end
>>737696530Hes in Space Jam 2 along with Speedy last I remembered.
>>737681690Phantasy Star is a bigger mismanaged property than Crash.
Even Ratchet and Clank got a movie.>nearly ten years ago to the day Where has the time gone?
>>737681779Crash Bandicoot games are usually trying to be a cartoon in the cutscenes. It would basically be that as a 20 minute episode. The biggest difference is that they'll be much lower stakes so they aren't on the verge of the entire world getting taken over every week.
>>737697649All they would need to do is copy the animation style and writing of some popular 90s show. Just do Duck Dodgers/Rescue Rangers type episodes with all the Crash cast on the islands and butting heads with various villain schemes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1t_4YclrGqM
>>737681690Even Sly managed to get a cancelled film project.
>>737681690They have like 50 years worth of looney tunes material to pull from and they still can't grasp how to make crash work.
>>737681690I think a TV series like 20 or 25 years back could have been cool but nu-Crash has no zazz.
We've seen what happens when we let Hollywood/Netflix writers try to "adapt" Crashhttps://youtu.be/L52MtuB3210
>>737699147And this was Coco in that show by the way
>>737698648A slightly more reeled back copy of AoStH would have worked, Crash and Cortex were essentially made for stupid cartoon antics. Thing is the IP is only cared about by aging millennials and late GenX for the most part as Activision didnt care to keep the momentum the trilogy and CTR remakes gave them going.Pretty sad Bubsy has more attempts to make him relevant again than Crash.
>>737699147>they made him talk >he calls Tawna his “friend” >literal toddler humor
>>737681690wasnt that before acti-bliz was bought out by microsoft?
>>737699217why would they do this
>>737696810Why was this so bland? The PS2 games were funny as fuck and even the PS3 games managed to have good lines here and there. Now you have a project where you can pour one hundred percent of your effort into the writing and it comes out like a wet fart.
>>737701262Talent has clearly bled out of Hollywood. Their whole industry is populated by hacks who just did favors to the right people. This is how nepotism ruins everything.
>>737681714Sex with Tawna!https://thewantedman1.itch.io/night-with-tawna-bandicoot
>>737696357>Kids didn't care about Looney Tunes when Crash was new either.Yeah they fucking did. It was on Cartoon Network.
>>737701575I appreciate the spirit of this, but the MSpaint art is not up to the task.
>>737701262>>737701501The writer they got from the games left the project at some point I heard, and the director took over. Doesn't seem like he had much of an understanding of where to take the story unlike his TMNT movie which was miles better>>737696810This movie is so forgettable that I own it on DVD and met the VAs for Ratchet and Clank in October, only to have them sign the PS5 game instead because I forgot I had the movie.
>>737681690where's the game
The only thing temu animal mascot was ever good for was sex with his sister
>>737681690>Where's the Movie?Crash was never a character that would get a movie.>Where's The TV Series?It's called Skylanders Academy.
>>737702526>It's called Skylanders Academy.Well, there was the old Taz-mania cartoon as well. Crash was just a Tazmania Devil knockoff anyway.
>>737701917>Doesn't seem like he had much of an understanding of where to take the storyComedy would have been a good start. It takes itself way too seriously, from what I remember.
>>737702795Sure, but Mario was a Popeye knockoff, yet people take him seriously enough on his own, enough that he's one of the most recognizable mascots in the entire world. Give or take Ronald McDonald.
unless it has a coco and tawna sex scene with human men no one will give a fuck unfortunately.
>>737703579First I've ever heard of that. Gotta source for that?
>>737681690Reminder there was a Crash Bandicoot cartoon being worked on by Nelvana and it was announced in the Fall of 1999 was going to premiere in the Spring/Summer of 2000 on Fox Family channel i remember game informer was talking about it, I believe.
>>737703747It's well known that Nintendo couldn't secure the rights to Popeye originally, so they created their own IP-less game Donkey Kong. But then got in trouble with the King Kong people instead, ironically enough.
>>737703973So many inaccuracies in this post. Nintendo did make a Popeye game AFTER Donkey Kong.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_(video_game)Crash however, was always a knockoff.
>>737703220Aside from some bits of slapstick and a couple good exchanges yeah. This isn't even accounting for the movie splitting up Ratchet and Clank at one point so they don't even get to form their bond
>>737704282>Nintendo did make a Popeye game AFTER Donkey Kong.How does that change a single thing I said? Nintendo TRIED to get the rights earlier but couldn't at the time, and then made Mario instead. Fucking retard.
>>737681690well it's their fault for ignoring him for so long and for making mediocre modern games
>>737688327>obnoxious homosexual companionI nominate Crunch
>>737681690Why does a rat who jumps on boxes and collects apples need a fucking movie adaption? I fucking hate Hollywood.
>>737704346They had the rights. Hardware limitations made them switch over to making something original.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_(1981_video_game)Imagine trying to talk shit about Mario and Donkey Kong when your franchise is DEAD.
>>737704601Even going by this wikipedia article, it demonstrates my point because by its recount, Popeye couldn't be accurately portrayed by the sprites so they had to make something simpler. It's not even an insult. It's just factually true that Mario was a discount Popeye.
Anyone think it odd that all the people involved in games in the 90s and 2000s either want to join Hollywood or make productions that are nearly identical to Hollywood?
>>737705117Hollywood used to be cool. I can imagine Millennials who experienced the peak of Hollywood wanted to do movies. Someone born in the last 10 years wouldn't, though.I won't excuse cinematic movie games though. Regular games were always better.
>>737704821Except the Popeye game exist. Though if you really want to REACH that hard, that means Crash is also just a cheap Sonic clone. They called it the "Sonic's Ass game" in development after all.Man, Crash really is just a cheap knockoff.
>>737701262What's even funnier is the same studio made Reboot.
>>737705345>Except the Popeye game exist.A whole year fucking year later. You're trying to pave over the fact Mario exists BECAUSE they couldn't do Popeye at the time... with a game that came afterwards. You're trying super hard to still be right, but even by your own explanation you understood that "hardware limitations" prevented the Popeye game from existing in 1981.
>>737682220I wouldn't be entirely opposed to it going to someone who'd actually give a shit about it, but for the time being, yeah I don't want to give microsoft money for any of this shit.
Never forget that Activision decided this series needed a transgender bat.
>>737696447>Last time I remember hearing jack shit about Speedy Gonzales was in the King Of The Hill reboot>get mildly impressed that they'd bring up the fact that mexicans love speedy gonzales>Well Mike Judge is from Texas so maybe...>"He fought the good fight against American Imperialism">mfw
>>737705545>Mario exists BECAUSE they couldn't do Popeye at the timeWhich is irrelevant. Crash exist cause they wanted a Sony mascot so they decide to ripoff Sonic and Taz.You can't escape how Crash is just "Sonic's Ass". One that died alongside all the other Sonic knockoffs at the time.
>>737706216>Which is irrelevant.Why would that be irrelevant? I think it perfectly demonstrates the inspirations of a character don't matter, and you're just gripping onto the only "gotcha" you can muster.
>>737705867I blame Toys for Bob more than Activision. Get woke, go broke, then your franchise croaks.
>>737706373Maybe, but shortly after, Activision tried to claim that vanilla Tawna was a lesbian icon using her image front and center at some kind of Gay Pride parade. The rot was probably in both companies.
>>737706657That was the ugly overweight sideshave version in a classic Tawna skin.
>>737707002Technically true, but this is how normal Tawna looks in T4B's universe, pretty much guaranteed. Not using her sideshave design was a deliberate choice. Either to spite real Tawna fans, or because they knew how fucking stereotypical dyke sideshave Tawna is
>>737707002I think the better question is why a silly childrens cartoon character is being used to promote and support a real world rhetoric and ideology. Its like comic creators having Superman or Hulk say “Free Palestine” while they’re fighting villains then wearing a BLM shirt with George Floyd on the cover in their civilian identities. Its just really tacky and delusional to say a fictional character would support ugly movements.
>>737707129>this is how normal Tawna looks in T4B's universeHow would you even know that? Tawna doesn't even show up in Crash 4 outside of that one recycle sprite in the first bonus room.
>>737707227...Because AU Tawna is still literally Tawna, save for cosmetic decisions like hairstyle and fashion. If you're frustrated Tawna is discarded for her doppelganger, I feel you. But using basic logic here, there's no reason to think she'd have a completely different body render.
>>737707550We're talking about the same lazy devs that recycled VV's Nsane Trilogy cutscenes in the ending. Emphasis on "lazy".Though I guess its a moot point right now given the Crash 4 universe/dimension is dead and buried now.
>>737707885I'm pretty sure the point of that was to imply they overwrote the entire franchise, not actually that they were just too lazy to remake the intro cutscene with the new models.
>>737699217>voiced by steve buscemi
>>737699147Him being able to talk is fine, it's the writing that's the issue.
>>737696447It's insane how much suicide-related humor there was. They'd need a trigger warning nowadays.
>>737681690>Where da movie>Where da tv showhow about where da vidya game?
>>737710041>where da vidya game?Felted by Bubsy
>>737710041Vidya is dying. Everyone wants to make a streaming show or movie now.
>>737711138Bubsy is shit
>>737713308True but he's still getting another game unlike Crash.
WHERE'S THE BEEF
I've wanted Coco's bare feet in my face since 1998.
>>737697649>20 minutethat would be ass. something as unserious as crash bandicoot would only be good in short bursts. 11 minutes max
>>737681690Crash Bandicoot is just the poor man's Donkey Kong Country. DKC even had a cartoon that was relatively popular and stuck around for a surprising amount of episodes considering it was super shitty
>>737681690CTR: Nitrofueled plays great despite the loading screens, but what really carried the series apart from CTR 1999, 2 and 3 being incredibly fun is that the edgy Naughty Dog graphics were one of a kind, you couldn't replicate that SOUL.It was like Hitman: Blood Money, you couldn't repeat it, the style in 3 and CTR is timeless.
