>brb someone is @ the door>Last Online 813 days ago
>>737683379it was the door to Narnia
>>737683379got jumped
finna let the opps pull up on him
I haven't had diarrhea in 5 years and today I had 5 torrents of liquid shit come out of my ass. It started with loud wet farts with anal mucus leaking out. I've been letting out massive thunder farts for the past few hours.
>>737683379>"yeah anon, I had fun playing today, let's play again tomorrow lol">last online 800+ days ago
>>737683379Shouldn't have relaxed.
>>737683379Was he black? Sounds like he was black.
>>737683379>brb parents are arguing >last online 2000 days ago
>>737683379I actually had a case like that>playing Black Crusade over internet>the GM says "hold on there's someone at my window">never reappears again>never heard of againI think he legit got shot/stabbed by niggers
>>737683379They lied anon, they just were repulsed by your personality and elected to lie to you out of politeness to get away from you.
>>737684286>windowYeah thats not normal at all.
>>737683578Hope you find relief in your sharts
Was he Mexican by any chance?
>>737687343Ukrainian actually. Probably got drafted on the spot lmfao and then promptly whacked by drone
>>737683379This is how you learn you're the reason someone would rather just play games in autistic mode than interact with people online.
>make friends with someone>Last online 382 days ago>Randomly comes back one day>Very clearly a different person nowWhat do?
>>737683379that one guy in goonswarm actually died like that they pulled him out of his embassy in sandnigger country
>>737683379i know blondes are basicand i know red eyes are basicbut goddamn does red and yellow look like peak sex together
>>737692098I wouldn't worry about it.
>>737683379>Give me a moment my wife is acting crazy>Last Online 733 days ago
>sec, fire alarm went off>last online 8993 days ago
>>737683379DOOR STUCKDOOR STUCK
>>737683379snake sex
>>737698525I wanna bang her so bad bro
>>737683379Reminds me of the time I was playing sets of BBCF with a couple of friends and one of them, a tiny asian girl irl, says "brb someone's at the door." Me and the homie didn't think much of it and kept playing matches for a while until it's like an hour later and she hasn't come back yet.>Ah she probably got caught up with whoever was visiting her at... wait a minute she had to answer the door at like 1am her time??Turns out a homeless man forced his way into her home when she opened the door and she had to scream her head off and menace him with a knife until neighbors woke up and called the police. Scary, scary shit to think about, man. Luckily he was just having a mental episode and not actively trying to rape, murder, or rob anyone, but god damn dude. Homeless dude did us a favor desu because her Carl is a fucking nightmare to fight I stg
>>737692098Did he get better or worse at whatever games we played?
>>737699882Nope nope nope fuck that shit. If I'm not expecting anyone I'm not opening the fucking door for anyone.
>>737700019Yeah I learned that lesson a long time ago. Shady apartments while I was in college, a knock in the door at 2am while me and my buddies are stoned and playing vidya. The porch light is out, weird. Can't see anyone out through the peephole, maybe it's one of our other college slob friends up at this ungodly hour come by to smoke a bowl? I crack the door open to peek and was immediately met with the barrel of a rifle pushing its way through the crack and into my face. ;w; we all got robbed by a crackhead that night and it was my fault.
