GET OFF MY DESK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
GET FLASHED RETARD
The perks of console gaming. They little bastards can watch from afar.
>>737688674>>737688656man, cherish that lil nigga, you're gonna miss it when he's not there anymore to jump onto your desk and i can tell that little nigga is getting old
>>737688674No shits given
>>737688656at least he's not sitting on the keyboard
>>737688674He looks PISSED
>>737688656Well, did you get off his desk?
>>737688674>YAY ANIMAL ABUSE SO ZECKING FUNNY XDDD
>>737688656Ron Purrlman.
>>737688656>>737688674Bro, your cat looks old and tired. Give the poor guy a break
>>737688656your cat looks like he's about to offer me a look at his wares
>>737688656>>737688674>Anon is fighting his cat>El Gato is TANKING everything KWABnonymous has thrown at himKEKYPOW!
>>737688889I miss mine, black little shit that knew how to open doors and would poke your nose with one claw if she wanted to be pet
>>737688656>>737688674he old!
>>737689080or just high test
>>737688656>>737688674why are his whiskers so long?
>>737689071hehmy cat would claw at my face in the middle of the night for petshe also demanded my undivided attention, if i closed my eyes while petting him he would come up to my face to slap me until i opened my eyes
>>737689137just like me UwU
>>737688656there's love in those eyes and you hate him
My cat is so clingy that I have to shut her out of my room. She purs so loudly and licks me all over and I'll wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat because she's like a heat bomb when she sleeps next to me.
>>737689071My lil nigga basically is a dog in a cats body. Extremely vocal, plays fetch, girlfriend says he scratches the door and meows whenever I leave to check the mail or something. We just got a cat wheel that he took a second to warm up to but now he loves running on it. My cope is he was born late enough that we eventually will have the technology to make him live forever.
>>737689149There's certain questions that you don't want the answer to waltuh.
>>737688674>>737688656Give him treats.
>>737689175Lol what a rascal
>>737688656My cat does the same, sometimes they just want to play a bit before they go to do their thing, just pet him and give it some pocket money
>>737689265>My cope is he was born late enough that we eventually will have the technology to make him live foreverMaybe not forever, but most cats end up suffering from kidney diseases, and there's actually ongoing research to help against that and most cats could apparently live up to 30 years if they didn't have kidney problems
>>737689512if i had to guess it's from the goyim catfood
>>737689658definitely, if you love your pet you cook for it.
>>737688674>>737688656NGL it would be hot if it was a hag cat
>>737689658Most housecats definitely lived up to 30 years back in the 1920s
>>737689707just giving them something like tuna from the can is already much more healthy for the animal (just make sure it's unstalted, in the fish juice and not oil)
>>737689865is oil bad for them?
>>737689714Cope and sneed
why are cats better than dogs?I am genuinely curious, I do not know, hence asking
>>737689883I don't know to be honest but mine won't eat it if the tuna is inside oil. Only if it's inside fish juice (i have no idea what that's called in english)
>>737688656>>737688674Beautiful beast. Similar to mine but with a bit longer fur.
I like cats but they are really fucking up our wildlife because nobody keeps their cats inside and all the stray ones, one day we will have to start killing them. We need more Tasmanian Devils to eat the wild ones.
>>737689865Any animal (including humans) develops health problems from poor dental hygiene and wet foods make it worse. If you want to feed your cat wet food, better get it used to having it's teeth cleaned
>>737689958they aren't it just depends what you want from a pet. if you want undivided attention and high maintenance then you get a dog, if you want something a bit more independent and low maintenance then you get a cat.
>>737689865I also forgot to mention that tuna is high in mercury. If you're not retarded you should feed it salmon or sardines instead
>>737689149My rival...
>>737689992Just adopt the stray ones and keep your cat inside, not a big deal.
>>737689658Best guess is cats have a high-protein diet, and due to desert heritage their kidneys work hard all their life - lots of filtering and super concentrated piss (which is why its nigh-impossible to remove the stink)
>>737689994>better get it used to having it's teeth cleanedhow do you teach a cat to use a toothbrush?
>>737690084You're the one cleaning it's teeth
>>737689992my cat is terrified of the open sky, more cats need that trait
>>737688656why do people get pets? why add another thing to worry about in your life?
>>737690129the less you have to worry about the more worried you get
>>737689992oh no muh extremely common and not in the least bit threatened birds
>>737690129companionship is nice and petting an animal reduces stress
>>737690129because it turns out being alone kinda sucks
>>737690079>Cats have caused more environmental damage in Australia than any other continent in the world.they are an invasive species in australia they are killing all our wildlife its not that simple to just keep them inside and adopt strays https://invasives.org.au/our-work/feral-animals/cats-in-australia/
>>737690129Because they're fun and you create a bond. Same reason why people make friends.Are you autistic?
>>737690210you don’t have to take care of your friends. just stick with friends.
>>737690206did you guys introduced wild cats to regulate the cane toads?
>>737690129as far as pets go, cats are the least heavy maintenance wise
>>737690206Who gives a shit. Do you know how many species went extinct before humans were even a thing?I never understood why people go crazy over this stuff.
>>737690173>>737690172stuffed animals and body pillows are good for this. >>737690170untrue
>>737690257Cats don't need much effort. Pour water and food. Clean the litter. That's about it. Less effort than with most humans.They are nice to be around because there are no woke cats, or cats that think aborting cats is a good idea. Animals are never wrong and never unnatural, it feels good to spend time with them, unlike with people where you have to pretend.
>>737690284but what about the possible undiscovered drugs, tastes, smells, materials we could synthesize
>>737690284>why yes I would love if Earth became like Venus, Mars, or Titan with toxoplasmosis in the air
>>737690386man, cats can be assholes too.my cat knows very well that she's not allowed to sharpen her claws on my bed. and she only does it when she wants to catch my attention. they know very well what they are doing
>>737690457That's not the same. Cats in nature sharpen wherever they want, you're the one imposing an unnatural limit on her. People look at this the wrong way, if you get a cat you forfeit your furniture, it's your choice and you've already made it the moment you got a cat, I understand getting mad in the heat of the moment, that's only human, but you can't rationally blame your cat for being a cat.Moreover, cats aren't dogs. Dogs are domesticated, cats are not really domesticated even if they got used to living with humans.
>>737690430>cats will kill everything!Stop being retarded.
>>737689149They need a trim. They are messy.
>>737690668Never do that, I hope you're trolling.
>>737690619No, I might sound schizo but it's the truth.She will claw on my bed to ask for something, e.g. getting let out. The moment I get up, she will stop and I try to see what she's asking for. She has a dedicated scraching post where she's allowed to and sharpens her claws at usually.
>>737689512We give him wet food regularly and thankfully he’s good about staying hydrated (we have one of those fountains that keeps the water in motion) but he does get stress induced bladder stones that caused some blockages and after the second time it happened we got him on a prescription diet.
>>737690702you should regularly shave your pussy, it should be smooth and wet as dolphin at all times.
>>737690257>you don’t have to take care of your friends. just stick with friends.Sure you have to take care of friends, unless you are a shitty one. And you can’t cuddle on the couch with a friend, unless you are a weirdo.
>>737689865>>737689883>>737689994>>737690041Cats cant really eat meat alone. They need taurine which is apparently found in animal blood. They get it when they hunt rats and rabbits and shit. But its not really found in human meat that we eat because there's no blood.
>>737690731You simply conditioned your cat to associate her scratching the bed with you giving her attention. Of course she keeps doing it, you gave her positive reinforcement. You fucked up.Look how conditioning works, positive and negative reinforcement etc.My cat has multiple rope posts but never uses them, she only likes to scratch wood lol. She does it on my bed's leg and on my closet's door. I don't give a shit, it's just an object at the end of the day. I keep the things I care about looked, out of her way.
>>737690848>he doenst pat his friends and gives them treads to keep them motivated you're a bad friend.
>>737688656>>737688674OP, 4chan LOVES cat, and will hunt you down if you mess with them, and im not even kidding, if you know you know
Dogs are better than cats in general, unless you are lazy and/or don't have much time to deal with a pet. Then getting a cat is the better choice.
>>737690958If my friend let me give him treads like something out of Armored Core that be so fucking cool.
>>737690926The usual way she tries to ask for attention is to meow like a siren, which I'm happy about. She only scratches the bed in desperate situations. I've had her for 10 years and the bed has only very minor damage.They also mimic your condition. If you're stressed, they become stressed as well etc.Animals are a lot smarter then we like to give them credit for.
>>737689241Fascinating. Would you look at that?
>>737691061Nah I appreciate that cats tend to be more independent and less desperate for attention. Makes finding one that actually has a strong bond with you feel that much better.
>>737690206All the criminals there are an invasive species.
>>737688656YO LIL OPI SHIT OUTSIDE MY LITTERBOXHOW YA LIKE THEM APPLES
>>737690129What a dumb question.
>>737688656>>737688674Pet him
>>737689241>female orangeRare pokemon
>>737688674he dont give a FUCK NIGGA
>>737689992Fuck Birds. It's natural selection if your ass can't fly away from a land mammal.
>>737689992Hopefully Australia (I think) will actually start with their population control of street cats bringing them to 0.
>>737689992>>737690206>Nooo muh heckin' wildlife!!Your ecosystem has adapted, killing off the cats will result in your homes being overrun with rats and rabbits. You found out the hard way, remember?
>>737688656>>737688674That cat loves you, it's natural for them to be around you and involved in what you're doing.
Australia should introduce wild dogs to get their stray cat and cane toad population in check. What ca possibly go wrong
>>737689992this is disingenunous PETA horseshitcats don't wander far so they only hunt urbanized animals like sparrows and mice, not threatened wildlifebasically what >>737690171 saysit's like when they argue that single family homes are killing the planet so everyone should live in pods even though housing takes up less than 1% of artificial landscapes
keeping strictly in house pets is unethicalwould you be happy and satisfied if you were locked in an apartment your whole life with the occasional not so comfy visit to the vet?
>>737688674how roaches look at you when you hit them with the dollar store bug spray
>>737688819Yeah mine forces me to game in bed. He will not let me exist peacefully at my desk without a claw in my thigh occasionally or him jumping up on my keyboard.
>>737691665enjoy being chained to your toxokittens for the next 15 years Tabitha. hope you never planned on going on a 3 month trip somewhere else on earth sometime in your life >>737694489single family homes don’t kill the planet but they are a waste of space in large metropolitan areas with millions of people. when I play Minecraft I only build mass housing in my cities and in the boonies is where single family homes belong. >>737695189no that’s how I wish I can live my life. If I were a billionaire I’d lock myself away in some small condo in nowheresfuxkille Nebraska and play games and do nothing all day there’s nothing to do outside. >>737691061hello nwah.
>>737689992i never got this argument at all and it's probably bullshit. what animal would you care about if it went missing? rats are filthy, squirrels keep to wooded areas mostly so you're not going to see one anyways and birds are always going to be plentiful even if cats are hunting them. i suppose if it really is a problem you could just dispatch the strays, only. keeping a cat indoors is animal abuse.
>>737688674Grandpa cat is so cute
>>737689714say that one more time
>>737695612Soulless brownoid commie insect post
cats are cute but i don't think i ought to have the responsibility for another creature's life. i'd prefer something less committal. maybe i'll see if i can attract crows to my yard; i'd give them names and trade shiny objects with them
>letting your cat be close to your PC>ever
I love my cat I share my steak with her when I'm done with it
>>737690129why are you brown?
>>737695885there's obviously something seriously wrong this guy's cat to have projectile vomit like that. that is not normal
>>737695885>cuckcaster micdeserved
>>737688674you know you can change the scale of windows, I use %150
>>737695934>consoles>cat>steak>sportsballYou're too pure for 4chan, Anon.
>>737695189to be honest? yes kinda, i hate the outdoors.
>>737695934>Letting your cat walk on your dinner tableDamn bitch you live like this?
>>737688674FUCK YOU
>>737688656literally EVERY time i try to jerk off my fucking kitten starts meowing at my door. like the instant i whip out my dick. it's so god damn annoying, i don't know how she senses it every time
>>737696181She wants it.
I've taken my cat outside on a harness and let her roam around the yard, maybe 7 times total. Sometimes she seems to like it but other times I think she is mostly overstimulated. Once she did go out on her own and down the steps but she stopped and let me pick her up.
>>737688674>>737688656>.....Im getting real tired of your shit, hooman
>>737688656>>737688674
>>737696258I tried that once; the little nigger was staring up at the sky as if he were about to die at any moment
>>737696245Friendly reminder that cats reach sexual maturity at 4-6 months.
>>737688674
>>737689992>>737690129The propaganda machine is everywhere and it never stops
>>737690129pets are the closest thing you can get to an irl friend if you have autism
>>737695934your cat is gonna die from cat gout
>>737695885you didn't have to crush her into oblivion
>>737695819hello oligarch. I can’t wait to hang you and your family on lamp posts in 2030. the palisades fire was a good thing
>>737696342kek'ed
>>737688656
>>737696181Then let her in. You think she cares if you're fapping? You gonna get performance anxiety in front of a fucking animal?
>>737695831I just go to the park and watch the squirrels. they’re fun to watch. sometimes they get really close too
what type of cat is best breed?
>>737697170i do love seeing animals just hanging out in public spaces. sometimes rabbits will show up at my uni and i'll ogle them as i walk by
>>737697302I like black but orange is also good
my cats love sitting on my desk while I use my computer, I make sure to give them lots of pets when they hop up
No matter how obstructive, I will never not love him
>>737688674Goteeeem!
We cat posting?
>>737690916There's plenty of taurine in regular meat like poultry or beef.
I just found out why my friends cat has been out of it all week and all dizzy and confused. He trimmed her whiskers not realizing that is a very bad idea
>>737690206>an entire ecosystem jobbed to thisSounds like a skill issue
>>737689265EXTREMELY pettable belly.
>>737688674What an expressive lil guy
>>737688674>reallynigga.jpg
>>737688656Rupert is that you???
>>737698169That Anon would NEVER oppose Rupert from joining him for Vidya. OP and this cat must be different
>>737688674Looool
Is this where we post our kots?
too eepy to disrupt gameplay
>>737697162bro im not gonna have my kitten in the room bouncing off the walls going apeshit while im beatin my meat. i'm tryin to relax
>>737698365what's his favourite vidya?
>>737688656NO
>>737688656No
>>737698406he just enjoys being near you<3
>>737698446He never fails to show up when I play Cities Skylines so I'm quite sure we share the same type of autism.
>>737696342lmao
>>737697162my cat cares when i'm fapping and she watches and judges me
>>737695885>Always eat rice and beans for dinner>My fuck ass kitten never minded his own business and wanted my food> I leave for 2 minutes and his head is in my food bowl>he throws it up in the kitchen 1 hour later>Still continues to do this multiple times>Have to pretend to eat their food so they can finally eat itAHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FOOD BOWLHe died back in 2017.
>>737698560:3
>>737688656>>737688674diabeetus
What is it about this board that attracts so many cat retards?Where is everyone else posting their dog or pet lizard??There is an animal board,faggots, don't even (you) me unless you want to see gore
>>737693590myth, cats are surprisingly shit at hunting rats. at best they make them hide more. birds are simpler prey
>>737698787
>>737698687:(hope you still have some pets in your life anon, they come and go but you can always make another kitty happy
>>737698787Post it, faggot. I know you won’t because you’re a little bitch lol
>>737698787>I deliberately came into this thread full of things I don't like, if you don't stop talking about things I don't like I-I'm gonna post g-gore!You must be over the age of 18 to browse or post on 4chan
>20 minutes into a new game of Factorio and you aren't in space. Pathetic.
>>737698787can you post the one where the little monkey gets power drilled in the eye
>>737696974
>>737695831>trade shiny objects with themteach the crows to collect foil trading cards and take over the economy
>>737698664does it make fapping easier or harder
>>737697302My parents want to get a maine coon so badly they have to actively convince themselves not to by reminding themselves of how expensive it would be. So, I guess that one.
>my cat enjoy watching league of legendsShould i euthanize her?
>>737699457hey lil Donnie
>>737699479(you) should be since you're watching someone play lol too
>>737699457I heard they tend to have a lot of health issues related to inbreeding so you have to be careful about who you get it from. But they are majestic looking fuckers, that's for sure.
>>737696406Imagine if any bird was a threat to you, you'd do the same
>>737699224i'm gonna establish a crow card grading service
>>737699812how can a bird be a threat to a cat?
>>737699858Same way it can be a threat to a mouse
>>737688656>>737688674>>737696342LMAO saved.
we are playing KotOR 2 together
i'd like cats more if not for the box shitting thinglike yeah sure walk in your own shit then jump over all the surfaces i touch yeah that sounds great
Is it worth getting a cat for loneliness?
>>737700280yes, animals cure depression
>>737700280depends what type of cat you getformer street cats tend to not like human interaction as much
>>737697157is that marathon
>>737700260that's why you don't get animals when you're a renting loser NPC, my cat shits outside somewhere in the neighbours garden
>>737699858I've seen cats killed by large birds like eagles, storks or owls.
>>737697402those arent breeds dingus.
>>737700280It can actually be a good lesson in how you take the benefits of your loneliness for granted>get a cat/gf>now it wants your attention>it even wants your attention when you would much rather be giving your attention to the things you find productive
>>737700435lived in the countryside for a while and i've seen enough cats die in retarded ways like in rain barrels or eating antifreeze for that
>>737699338It makes it harder
>>737699457They also unfortunately have relatively short lives (for cats).
why do my cats constantly throw up and shit all over the house
>>737700280Best to have two cats, IMO.
>>737700582something wrong with your cat dude
>>737700280yes, cats are better than people
>>737700280My ex's cat was super friendly. Every time I came over he kept trying to hop on my lap and would meow nonstop around my feet.
>>737689992You're brown
>>737690129My dog is funny, does funny things and takes me for walks few times a day.
>>737700556What are you, a normie?
>>737700582Buy high quality food and give them small portions throughout the day. Most cats are overfed and given slop filled with grain.
>>737700402yes
>>737690206Why are you Aussie fucks so amazingly bad at managing your ecosystem? Next, you'll start a Great Cat War or some shit and then that will inadvertently cause some other greater calamity.
>>737700280they're nice but they require a lot of care and attention, they're not something to be bought and then ignoredthis is why im content just feeding a stray that comes around every day for food then fucks off somewhere
>>737700496The same applies for friends in general. Bonds are wonderful, but some people are just introverts and don't really want much interaction, even if they don't dislike it. Pets can be a nice middleground depending on what you get, though.
>>737700776they have fancy feast twice a dayand some hard food
>>737700764i don't like my cat watching me be a degenerate
>>737690206you need to worry about the invasive species known as pajeets flooding your countrycats should be the least of your worries,bruce
I haven't been able to find my cat and I'm beginning to worry. Tips?
>>737700260do dogs not shit in a litter box also? i know birds and rabbits just shit everywhere and you have to clean up after them
>>737701021deal with it bitch mittens is gonna die
>>737701034How long has he been hiding for?
>>737700486Pretty kitty
>>737701034did you check inside that cardboard box?
>>737701034bring out the vacuum
>>737701085>deal with it bitch mittens is gonna die
>>737701085ahh you're one of those subhuman jeets, carry on then
>>737701062Dogs don't instinctively bury their shit and they instinctively piss for reasons other than just needing to piss. Cats will just use a litterbox if its there. You'd need to specifically train a dog to use a litterbox and continue reinforcing the habit after that.
>>737701062they will tell you when they need to shit and you take them outsidethey also don't jump all over your desk or kitchen counters where hygiene matters
>>737701095>>737701145>>737701150nvm thnx for help
>>737688674Zero fucks we’re given that day
>>737689992>>737690206>>737701085Who wants to bet this faggot went crying on /an/ after getting BTFO so hard?
>>737701407https://youtu.be/2P5qbcRAXVk
>>737688674>animal abuseoh my sciencemods, chop his nuts!!!
>>737690206Aussie cunts should be celebrating, they finally have a solution to the emu problem
>>737689992>anon likes wildlife animals>he also likes cats>he wants people to be less negligent towards their cats and to keep them inside>main reason being they might kill other animals>but there are tons of other benefits for keeping cats inside, like ensuring your cat's safety and the safety of others>before they become feral like stray cats or dogs which are nuisances in some communities>but no, the anon's replying to this in negativity are uncivilized and want their cats to roam freelynegligent behavior, you might even say brown...
>>737701980did aussie's really lose to emus?
>>737702190YesIt's one of their deepest national shames, after...well, just about everything their 'government" does to them on a daily basis and their inability/unwillingness to do literally anything about the petty fucking tyrants.
>>737701603Surely he gets banned for this and the mods on /an/ aren't worthless fucks like the mods on the rest of the site right?...right?
>>737688656good thread anon.
Do cats actually like humans?
>>737705416Yes. They're just less in your face about it than dogs. Though you may also end up in a situation where your cat thinks you're a dumbass kitten and need help.
>Mom's attention getting spotty after three weeks of no caffeine due to surgery>Accidentally locked one of our cats in the (emptied) dryer overnight>Cat was fine but I am praying nothing else happens until mom can sate her addiction again
I miss my cat, she passed away 8 months ago, peacefully in her sleep next to me she was 21 so I had her since I was little so I don't know if I want another cat but at the same time theres just a hole
>>737705486>situation where your cat thinks you're a dumbass kitten and need helpI remember hearing about this. Dogs recognize we're different species, but cats look at us like we're really big cats who don't know how to cat.
>>737705416One of my cats follows me around and doesn't like being out of my sight for more than an hour or she starts crying. the other kind of does his own thing but will without fail jump on the bed to cuddle every morning and evening and if he ever needs my attention he courteously taps me on the leg/arm.
>>737705770>she was 21Goddamn, man. I can't imagine how much it hurts, but you two must have made each other incredibly happy.
>>737705862Yeah for reference I'm 27 she was born in the closest in my families house
>>737705643gee maybe don't let cripples watch over your beloved pets
I haven't had a cat since mine passed in 2021 and kinda wanna get two, do I need two litterboxes if I were to get two cats?
>>737706081You would just want a very big box
>>737688656>>737688674What a handsome distinguished gentleman!
>>737690129It can't be explained, you'd have to have on to know.The best I can do is that the presence of a funny little creature fundamentally changes your home, what that looks like and how that happens depends on the person, the cat or dog and the home so it'll be completely unique to you and whatever pet you have.
>>737696846everybody gotta die sometime, red. just let them enjoy their steak.
>>737688656>Seek not the fleeting shadows on the glowing screen, for they are but illusions of the mind. True virtue is found in the rhythmic motion of the hand upon the brow. He who clicks the mouse before he strokes the fur builds his house upon shifting sands.>Play not games, young one, when your petting duties remain unfulfilled.>-Cat Tzu
>>737706818Kill yourself
>>737706868fuck you stupid fucking nigger go die in a fire if you reply to me once again
>>737688656>buy mat for my feet>cat claims it as its own has a huge ass bed yet always comes here to nap
>>737690129Love is worth suffering for
>>737700790runner lvl?
>>737707065it loves your feet and wants to be close to your feet
>>737706818kys retard
>>737690129Caring for god's creatures is valuable
>>737705416Overall yes. But cats have different personalities/experiences too so of course not all of them. I think most cats are not as expressive compared to most dogs about wanting your attention. They'll hang out in the same room as you, follow you around, etc.
>>737688656Khajiit has games if you has coin.
>>737705416Yes. They're hunters, but they (like Dogs) understand they can get food from humans. It's part of the reason they evolved to meow like a crying baby.
>>737688674kek
>>737705416Cats can be rather selective about who they like and how they display it, and they usually expect you to respect their boundaries. But if a cat took a liking to you, it will be make it known. It's always amusing to see someone move in to pet a cat, only for it to demonstratively and unhurriedly walk away. They are impressively theatrical animals.
>>737688656Your cat looks old anon. You're gonna regret acting like that when you say goodbye.
>>737707601Well said, anon
>>737697302The ones that need adoption.
>>737688656>>737688674mogged
>>737689241HL3 copers be like
>>737707065I adopted this stray when I moved in.He's basically mine now. I live alone so its some company I guess.>>737707065CuteI bought a small den for mine, but he only seemed interested in it for a week or so.
I get up for 3 minutes and he does this.
>>737708275mom said it was my turn at the computer
>>737701103thank you i love her so much
Love my kitties, got 7 of the fuckers of varying ages.
>>737705770Get another one. I was depressed and I didn't want another but when I was forced too it helped tremendously.
>>737697302Dude it's a cat, get one that looks like a little shit when you visit the shelter
>>737700790based
>>737707065It enjoys the warm air coming out of the PC.
>>737688656You made remember this video. Thank you.https://youtu.be/7GI0GEKVbb0
>>737708536>age restrictedfuck
>>737708275He who lifts his ass loses his seat
>>737705416i look after my parents' cat while they're away (i grew up with it too) and she is very happy to see me every time i come in. i feel bad leaving because she wants so much affection. they definitely love people, if they have a connection with them.
>>737708589The original upload isn't age-restrictedhttps://youtu.be/23Te7QAsH6w
>>737708302>>737708645
Blessed thread. May all of your pets live long and happily, bros
Some of my other kitties and completely destroyed computer chair.
Kitty cat
>>737689992aussies will say this while importing browns
>>737695831Illegal since they can be trained to steal money for you.
>ctrl + f toxotransmosis>no resultsdid that poster die
>>737698687my condolences anon
I once posted a picture of my cat online only to realise after the fact that my naked body was faintly visible through a reflection in my window
>>737709095why tf were you taking a picture of your cat while naked?
>>737708951I saw a “toxotranny” post above when I saw this thread earlier in the morning but at that point nobody had replied so he probably buggered off to shitpost somewhere else. It’s rare that people “don’t feed the trolls” as we used to say and is the biggest tell most people on this board anymore are retarded zoomers who can’t not engage with something they dislike.
>>737688674>Heh, nigger...
>>737709138I was about to go to bed and he was laying on the top of the couch's backrest in such a cute way I had to take a picture of it
>>737708393This. Unless it comes with papers from a breeder they’re all just domestic short/long hair. Here’s >>737689265when I first saw him on the ARL site I knew I wanted that little crackhead.
>>737701603>>737703323> mods on /an/ aren't worthless fucksoh my dear anon, you have no idea...there's this one dogfucking jeet there that is in EVERY cat thread screeching about them being outside and killing birds and not being effective at pest control. on top of that, he starts numerous cat hate threads, will samefag his threads constantly, and the jannies don't give a fuck. however don't call him brown though, they'll ban you for that.and then there's another poster (appropriately named the "paleoschizo") that shits up every paleontology thread screeching about how all modern paleontologists are being paid by china to promote the idea of dinosaur feathers and to turn the west into trannies. he's been doing this for years and is rarely ever banned. if people don't reply to his threads he'll start samefagging himself.and the /dog/ general is a zoophile front for a telegram group. multiple pictures of dog's genetalia up close, in addition to anons cumming on the dogs and posting pictures of it.and then there's a constant stream of /pol/niggers that don't like animals or nature and only post in the off-topic bait threads. /an/ is a deplorable board. it pains me to see it. it's like a ghost town compared to just 6 months ago because the jannies are so ineffective at cleaning up the trash threads. posters continue to get frustrated and just leave.
>>737708951He posted but it got deleted. Jannies are usually good about banning him if people report but he just evades every time anyway. He used to come back and spam after his original post was deleted but he stopped that when Janny out no lifed him
>>737705770i lost 2 cats after 18 years and got 2 from a shelter a few months after. They will never replace my old ones but they helped get over the loss.
You've had too much fun, anons
>>737708759Holy shit. I remember loving a video from like 14+ years ago that had Ash Ketchum angrily shouting profanities at a Pokemon school of some kind and I always wondered where the audio came from. Now I know.Thank you so much, anon. Now if only I could find the video in question.
catunday!
>>737709342you know what? some jannies are alright
I miss my cat so fucking much.
>>737705770Sorry about your cat anon
>>737708856have they always been fine around each other? I'm always fascinated by the idea of mutliple pets.
>>737697302I dunno if I could ever own a cat again after my maine coon died at the ripe old age of 16. He just went to sleep and never woke up... He was more like a dog than a cat. Never went nuts (except after pooping he got hyper) and just followed me around wherever I went and wanted to be with me always. He was 5 foot 5 inches standing on his hind legs with his paws stretched out to my shoulders. A true beast of a cat. Terrified visitors. He'd never hurt a fly though (well he did eat a duck that landed in my backyard once).Fuck! I MISS HIM SO MUCH FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>>737710028i wish mine died in his sleep, he didnt go peacefully at all and it was one of the worst experiences ive ever had.
My childhood cat is still alive and well but all these anons being heartbroken about the passing of their cats has me scared anticipating a loss I haven't had to go through yet.
>>737709319to be fair, why should a nature (ecology) board be pro-feral cat?i get if you like cats it might offend you, but having a gorillion tiny predators being subsidized by humans isn't a positive thing for cats or for nature
>>737710028man my cat just laid down in the hallway and didnt move, he was still breathing and just didnt react to anything. I'd spend all day sitting there with him and petting him and playing some gameboy beside him.
>>737709846Yea as long as you introduce them slowly there's no issues.The kitten I kept in a little kennel in my living room while she got over some diseases and got bigger, when I let her out the other cats where used to her already.The older ones not so much but neither do they attack them.
Built mine her own area, she doesn’t mess with the keyboard anymore unless she’s hungry.
I was a dog guy for most of my life before I got to work with cats, and ended up adopting one with my then gf, now wife, and I've completely swung around. Cats are great, weird little creatures that you share your home with and I love them. Dogs are still great though
>>737710486My favourite thing about cats is how autonomous they are. You just leave them to their own devices and they poddle about, and occasionally come and visit you.Very little actual taking care of required.
>>737710237>to be fair, why should a nature (ecology) board be pro-feral cat?i never said anything to the contrary but it's tiresome when there's one jeet that is constantly derailing threads because they live in a trash heap of a country and jannies don't do anything about their screeching.
>>737688656>khajiit has wares if you have coin
I kinda want to get a cat desu
>>737690206Worth it.
>>737712282>YO LIL DONNIE I TOOK A SHIT IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THREW UP BEHIND THE COUCH WHERE YOU CAN'T REACH, HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES
>>737697620>>737697410Based
>>737713668lol
>>737712282>killing Aus animalsYou know 90% of those animals can kill you, right? Cats are doing you a favor.
>>737698042Is your friend retarded or what?
>>737688674>This MF and his electronics
>>737690206>everything in Australia is supposed to kill you>mogged by housecats
>>737689241I miss my orange little gremlinI hand raised her so she let me pick her up and juggle her around but she hated everyone else in the house. RIP Molly
>>737695612>hope you never planned on going on a 3 month trip somewhere else on earth sometime in your lifedog owners can't go 3 hours without their dog developing severe separation anxiety
Does anyone else's cat act like an Enderman? Sometimes I'll be in the kitchen and I won't see her for awhile, and then I'll turn around and she's there waiting for me.Or I'll go to the bathroom, take a piss, and she's waiting for me once I open the door after hiding all day.Cat's are so silly :3
haha I love cats
>>737717751i cant take a shit without my cat trying to dig a tunnel through the door. and if i leave the door open he starts running circles around the fucking toilet my ass is upon.
The only game my cat likes is WoW. He will watch gryphons fly and players run around if I leave it running.
>>737717751they're prey animals as well as predators so if they weren't sneaky they'd be dead
>>737695612>3 month tripThis nigga travels
>>737691014Unfortunately, indians have long since taken over. Nobody loves cats anymore and faggots are toxotransmosisposting all the time.
>>737718674SAVE THEM! THE SCREEN FELL ON THEM!
Are the jeets aware that toxoplasmosis is found in primarly stray cats? Well take caren off indoor ones don't have the condition.Now maybe its a jeet thing, but mostly don't see a stray cat take a shit and go rushing over.
>>737694489The problem with single family homes is that you americans keep housing and shopping districts separated so you need to take the car to go anywhere.Euros don't have that problem, everything important here is nearby.The secret is that people are allowed to make their ground floor into a shop, so every house can become an activity too.
>>737718796Many people adopt strays
>>737718796>Well take caren off indoor
>>737719049ESL brain sorry.>>737719048Yes and many people take them to the vet, and get them shots and have them fixed.Every single cat I own is a stray and they've all been to the vet, they don't come inside till after they've been given a clean bill of health.
>>737718674Look at this fucking goober, he's totally turn off the screen when he figure out the switches are right near his chest.
>>737713668>oh my god>the red dot...>it's actually the human?>what the fuck?
>>737718045My cat rubs herself on me all the time, but only when i'm shitting and when i'm brushing my teeth.When i'm washing my ass on the bidet she comes to sniff my asscheek and it's fucking annoying.
Does your cat have interspecies friendships?
>Long ago had a male cat and a female cat both fixed>The male cat was much larger and bigger than the female, but the female was fatter>Her favorite past time was to literally go full sprint and smash into the male cat knocking him over>She would then keep using her weight to keep him off balance for several minutes till she got bored and leftEven as cats, females are assholes.
I heard cats need spaying so they don't go in heat, but like my cats haven't been too annoying so i didn't.Are they gonna be better off without the operation or is it still better to do it for the stress?
>>737696342>Remake>OG
>>737719896It's better to leave them natural since they'll be able to regulate their hormones better without their sex organs cut out, but if there's any concerns with them getting out and pregnant, it's probably best to if you don't want kittens
>>737690916so red bull and tuna, got it
>>737713668
>>737688656>>737688674Why are they like this?
>>737720414Mirroring. It's how they learn. The human uses the keyboard so the cat uses the keyboard. But the cat doesn't know what to do with a keyboard so it just sits.
>>737720057They're indoor cats on the second floor, they're not making kittens anytime soon.One of them just got more vocal and a little smelly, for the other one it was not even noticeable if it happened.I was just worried they might get stressed being forced to be femcels.
>>737690129After having to put my dog down I honestly don't think I'll own another dog again.
>>737721257Lost ma boi Dalek to sudden heart failure like a month ago.I understand you but there's always love left for someone else, you're not replacing them.
>>737721406Sorry for your lost. It always hits hardest when your buddy goes from being okay to no longer here.
>>737709646
This is my cat Peter, say something nice about him
>>737722240he looks like he's seen some shit
>>737722240Damn, he big!
My cat is sick again. Breaks my heart
>>737721680I had just taken him to the vet a week prior, blood tests came back fine, he just needed dental work.Arrive on friday after other taking cats to the vet and he's wheezing and pukling foamy blood, I rush him to the vet and he died while they where trying to stablize him.Worst thing is, he was perfectly fine in the morning, ate food, used the box, came up to me for some cuddles, then he wasn't.
>itt playing with food
>>737688656Two brownies offered me a kitten with their nice car but I couldn't take one home, I always imagined what my life would be like if I had a cat, because having a gf will never be an option for me not because I want one, but because I lived long enough that my life has been good to me that a bitch will ruin it.
>tfw my cat fucking exploded
>>737722687From what I was told while putting my guy down, some animals are just like that. Like, they are good at keeping it together until they can't anymore. He probably knew when he came up for cuddles, the pet version of saying goodbye.
>>737722710You are yellow
>>737722996For a wild cat, being sick isn't an option. They're either fit or dead, because anything inbetween just gets them killed.
>THE CAT IS IN MY ROOM>400 replies latercan you men get a grip
>>737688656>tfw my cat wants to be an outside cat >he's a stray and thinks he's the shit >constantly picking fights and gets fucked over because he's a runt since he was neglected as a kitten>one time he almost died and I had to take him to the vet to stitch him up since he had a huge fucking hole on his side >can't get used to being inside >doesn't like toys>doesn't react to catnip
>tfw i wasn't strong enough to put down my cat>tfw she likely dies of stomach cancer a couple of days after>tfw i saw her having a hard time breathing until she just breathed one last time and stopped>tfw i held her corpse in hand unable to copeI now see why people put down their sick dying pets.
>>737722240this nigga eatin pumpkins
>>737723380I had my last cat put down for this reason. I still question all the time if it was the right decision, but the thought of her struggling to breathe and dying the middle of the night was too much.
>>737709204
cat
Fuk u
>>737723123he sounds like a kino cat.
>>737688656>>737688674Since no one else pointed it out, cool famicom keyboard.
my cat hates when my attention is on a game and will attack the tvI have to play while it sleeps
>>737689241ok but did you breed her?
These days I have a raised dog bed by the desk for the cat and dog to share to prevent pic related.
>>737698787It's a cat website, you little bitch. Always has been.
If I ever have a cat again it HAS to be a short hair, I had to deal with a long hair once and it was awful he got electrocuted because of a water pump at young age :(
>>737705770>had 21 long years together>passed away peacefully in her sleep next to the person she loved mostYour cat could not have asked for a better end. May we all be so lucky one day
why did he look so sad when i put the kirby hat on him.....
>>737725595That's not sadness, that's barely contained rage for putting that stupid ass hat on him.
>>737725595he thought he could trust you and you betrayed him and humiliated him.
>>737688656>>737688674ey im sittin ere
>>737697302Cat
>>737726289when you imagine your cats voice your head do they have a guido accent?am i autistic for doing this?
>>737697302black, shorthair, yellow/green eyes, name:niggerman
>>737726043Shang Hai Blue side.... home...
>>737726625Chill out H. P.
>>737726751blacky, niggy, darkie are fine names too
>>737688674Looks like he just mogged you
>>737723380Its genuinely brutal and one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. I've had to do it several times already.You ARE doing the right thing but its not easy and you'll feel guilty for a long time.
>>737688656maine coons are the perfect balance between dog and cat. love being around you and playing, but not so much energy that you need to take them on walks or needy that they need to go with you literally everywhere
>>737726043there he is
>>737690129>litterbox>food>water>places to nap>occasionally health maintenance Cats are easy to keep happy and alive
My cat died this past december :(
Should I get a kot if I live in a one bedroom apartment alone and work 40+ hours a week?
>>737688656this isnt a video game threadwhy haven't mods perma banned him?
>>737727961No.Get two, your cats will keep each other company while you work.
>>737727961ime they're pretty happy just to chill and be neets all day. but their personalities can vary a lot. some of them are hikkis and some are a 24/7 worldstar video
>>737727961how big? litterbox smell can be nasty
>>737723123hajime no neko
>>737690129you invite the companionship into your life. and accept in about 15 - 20 years you'll experience grief that never goes away.
>>737723380>george floyd'd his own catbrutal
>>737727961youre the target audience. i would get a cat but i like being free from the smell.
>>737728472;_;
>>737690129They're a flat +sanity buff. Yeah it's another worry, but caring for something in your home that loves you is a huge help.>>737725007This. My cat had to be brushed because otherwise her hair would get all tangled up, and I had to do two sides on different sessions because she hated it so much.
>>737727589He's in cat heaven now. Make sure you do something to make him proud.
>>737719723my cat gets along with my dogs but it took years for them to become friends
>>737688656>>737688674Have you ever heard of a fucking folder?
>>737688656>>737688674>24 second gap between posts>replies seem more and more aggressively tongue-in-cheek as they go on>every alarm bell in my head is ringing that this thread and its participants are artificial or staged in some capacity yet it makes no sense because i don't even know what the psy op would be, it's just been a fun cat thread22 years of social politics and being perpetually online has fucking ruined me bros.
>>737727961Your cat does want companionship so unfortunately I would repeat the suggested advice of getting two so they can keep eachother companyCat tip: get pine-pellet litter (a cheap way to do it is as chicken coop bedding or horse bedding at farm supply stores), don't bother keeping it completely tidy (sifting feces out etc), throw all litterbox contents into the garbage when you notice it's getting ripe or your cat complains, completely replace litter
LOL
>>737729373could be artificial engagement, could just be anon used his phone to immediately make a second post and samefag a bitI'll let it slide since it's cats and not idpol garbage
>>737729454This is fake. The reflection in the mirror is slightly off.
>>737729098would never entrust a husky alone with cats unless they grew up with them as a puppy
>>737729454The fact that the cats are wearing hairnets like lunch ladies and not shower caps makes me think this might be AI
>>737723123i had a cat like that and he ran away when i moved. i hope he had a full life as the neighborhood warlord.
>>737729454I can't believe this is real.
>>737690129Grief is the price of love anon
>>737729454this is why ram costs so much and thats a good thing
I just got a cat and she keeps climbing on my keyboard.
>>737723120listen man, life fucking sucks ass. let us have this at least.
>>737729520I think sphinx cats look pretty funny but I heard they're pretty high maintenance because of having to bathe them and shit.
>>737729834She'll climb anywhere she can block your line of sight.Basically, pet the kitty.
>>737729834I tell her to get off and she just meows.
>>737727589My cat died last week get fucking owned bitch
>>737729834Try having a decoy keyboard available for her to occupy. Cats like to mirror, i.e. do what you do. Your hands go on the keyboard, so her paws go there, too.
>>737729526I've had both my huskies since they were puppies. They'd never hurt her but I made sure that she has plenty of places she can get away from them to be alone
>>737729926kitty :)
>>737688656>>737688674Posting in cat thread.
>>737710207>Still have dreams that Oreo is waiting at the back door to be let in.
>>737730453>also lost my oreo a year ago>got him in 2006Hope cat jesus is enjoying all the dead birds he's bringing around
>>737710207It's ok. My childhood cat lived to almost 20 years old, I just smile and laugh when I think of him now. It's sad when it happens but it doesn't stay that way. Just as living things always change and die, sadness can also change into happiness. That's the both the gift and the curse of being alive, the ability to change. A rock might exist for ten million years but that's all it can do, a cat eventually dies but gets to steal and lick all the cheese off your doritos while he's alive. Who's the real winner here?
>>73773023810/10 anon.Legit lol'd.
Loaf.
>>737689241Gordon!
>>737729178FOLDER? I HARDLY KNEW 'ER
>>737730453>>737730719brutal, i still have dreams about my cats and sometimes when i come home i expect to see them waiting at the bottom of the stairs like they always did.
>>737729834fecal particles from her ass now inhabit the nooks and crannies of your keyboard
>>737729834Teach your cat to stay off your electronics before she ends up using it as a litterbox.
>>737729834>>737729926
>>737731902Typing literal shitposts
>>737700209holy fuckin based. do not pet him so easily, make him earn his reward or it will be worth nothing
>>737688674>stay mad fag
>>737729834tell her to type something in the thread
>>737705770A new cat will fill the cat sized hole in your life, but it won't fill the hole left by your cat, you can't replace living beings but you can get a new one for the job. Sorry for your loss bro.
>>737708275what kind of laptop raiser is that?
>>737729834>>737729926You've got to say "Vamos you little varmint" or she won't listen
>>737695885What the fuck, cats don't normally vomit or shit like that. There's something seriously wrong with this dude's cat, maybe he should put the fucking games away and see a vet.
>>737701021Agreed. Im Aussie and I live in student accomodation. I currently cannot bear to access the bathroom for the next 6 hours. A pajeet just unloaded a currynuke in there and didnt flush. The toilet bowl is filthy and probably stained, and I've just had to wash my clothes because being in there for 5 seconds permanently infused then with that scent. The other toilets, urinals, and showers are all affected by the odor which is leaking out into the hallway. Fucking pajeets, man...
>>737698787Because cats are the most efficient animal for lazy people, and they're generally cute.>Easy to entertain>Get a wood litter system and they're cheap and easy to maintain>Treat it right and it won't hiss or attack you>Treating it right also has the bonus of most cats generally coming to you for love/affection>Seldom destructive animals unless you encourage shit behavior Dogs, while great animals, require a lot more effort to generally look after as well as train to not be a shithead and are 10 times more destructive when not trained properly.Anything with a tank/cage is a fucking hassle and a half to maintain, is generally more expensive and offers little interactivity which is why most people get pets
>>737695885Holy fuck lmaoMy cat would do this, one time as I was getting ready for school he was positioned right above my N64 getting ready to hurl on it. I managed to dive over there and cover the console with my body, breath a sigh of relief right before I felt it all hit my back. Miss that little guy.My stupid bitch mom made me go to school anyway.
