How would a modern day game do this?
>>737698731the garbage bin is painted yellowyou also get an achievement for throwing... oh wait
>>737698731
>>737698731cutscene with prompt>press X to pick up can
remember 6 years ago when the world became just like this haha
>>737698805litereally this scene
>>737698731New quest: Pick up that can>don't pick up the canACHIEVEMENT: FIGHTING THE HECKING NAZIS
>>737698731pseudo cut scene where your pov is forced to watch him hit the can and see it roll awaythen the can highlights yellow with a "press e to pick up" tooltip
>"Pick up that yellow can"
>>737698731>Focus, Freeman
>>737698731Gordon isn't silent and continuously talks to himself throughout the game like he's a PlayStation character>That guard is in the way of my exit...>...but I'm fast, I just need a distraction, hello... that can looks perfect
>>737698731No physics, prebaked animation where the can just magnetically arcs into the trashcan like in the newer Hitman games
>>737698731>can would be yellow>camera would zoom into the can>a pop up would appear with a tutorial of how to interact with the can>a black woman would then do it for you and tell you to grab the next one>for some reason the combine guard will tell you about their pronouns despite being a corpse kept alive by alien implants with no purpose other than to enforce the combine controllers will.
>>737699095Beat me to it
>>737698731the can would be yellow and the trashcan tooit would also probably give a tutorial on how to pickup a can and physically place it in the trashcanzoomies are that retarded
>>737698731>How would a modern day game do this?The same, but it run at 28fps despite upscaling and frame generation.
>>737698731make everything on the area look wash out and dull, then paint the can bright yellow and point another bright yellow arrow pointing at the trash can
>>737699237kek
>>737698805https://youtu.be/K3pKjiUQU6glove that video
>>737698731Replace Combine with black bald woman Its literally genocide if you deny her Cant be arsed to photoshop this
>>737698731Cutscene you can't control, while your mc mentally voices how you are supposed to feel.
>>737698879
>>737698731He'd make a citizen get naked and tell you to lick up that man
>>737698805Ok I laughed.
>>737698946>>don't pick up the can >ACHIEVEMENT: FIGHTING THE HECKING >NAZISHL2 already basically does this.
>>737699197>piclmao
>>737698879>choices don't matterWhat was the point then, stupid kevin
>>737702335>Can isn't spray painted yellow>No tutorial promt that informs you to reload>No regenerating health aside from the finisher>Loading screen message doesn't inform you that headshots do extra damage>No XP or skill tree>Invisible wall doesn't keep you from going from going offtrack with the Mudskipper>No crowbar parry5/10
https://youtu.be/GnYTs0JyTac?si=JlCHbnRCBFK3Miag
>>737706831>uhhh.... whos this? a can? why did he push it down? am i supposed to pick it up? i guess i am... nngghhh... there you go... wow that was really easy! i dont know whats his deal was
>>737698805>that smug facepainfully accurate
>>737708546oh shit i should try hl2 vr
>>737708729the vehicle sections got me a bit nauseous but otherwise its great
>>737707350>MudskipperVery disappointed too, I was expecting it to be a cutscene or an on-rails section
>>737698879>modern gaming>2012 was 14 years ago
>>737708910>old mikeThis picture is so old this is now younger mike!
>>737708806are you able to physically manipulate NPCs because I'd sure love to toss that agent in the trash can and I don't know maybe lift Alyx up by two fingers from behind haha
>>737708451kek
>>737709340when will someone make a cock motion tracker, faggots already made a buttplug vibrator but the virtual cock fucker is still untapped market
>>737698731the can has 9999999 tris and combine police guy will have fully rendered teeth under his mask
>>737698949Your "Pick Up" skill has increased! You have unallocated skill slots. Hold [Tab] to enter perk screen.
>>737709340dont think so. maybe with corpses
>>737709834>working tvs and tv stations>not playing combine brainrot, old cartoons and anime 24/7 to keep everyone entertainedBreen was such a retard holy shit.
>>737710017Why sterilize through the water when you can just advertise and sell birth control? This planetary extraction's a fucking rush job, man
>>737710017the combine didnt even consider keeping the population happily ignorant and entertained, since they knew humanity was so beyond fucked after the 7 hour war that there was no point in creating the type of social engineering that we see today.
>>737698805kkek
>>737709627>a cock motion trackerHips tracking in VR has been a thing for half a decade, and is part of the standard package of anyone who want to dance in VRchat or use porn stuff.I know because it was a request I got multiple time when I was working on my VR pony porn app long ago.
>>737710178Yeah pretty much. People act like the Combine wanted a dystopia with flavor but it’s literally just minimum viable occupation.Why waste resources on bread and circuses when your subjects can’t reproduce, can’t organize, and get memory-holed the second they step out of line? Earth isn’t a society anymore, it’s a holding pen hooked up to a siphon.Breen’s whole “benefactors” speech wasn’t propaganda for us, it was him coping with the fact that we’re livestock waiting for transport. No need for Netflix when the species is on a countdown timer.
>>737711397Earth is a fucking penal colony that's become a death camp!!!
>>737708279that sort of stuff makes sense in an arcade format
