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Why aren't there any female Gorons?
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>>737699926
Gorons are like Middle Earth dwarves: the males and females of the race have no distinguishing secondary sexual biological characteristics such as larger/smaller breasts, more/less muscle mass, lower/higher voice, etc. And socially speaking they also both carry the same mannerisms.
So there are definitely male and female Gorons. There's just no way to tell them apart.
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>>737699926
Did you not unlock the goron sex scene in TP
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>>737702458
I did
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>>737699926
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You stick it in and she's be like
https://youtu.be/hllXDCVFYGE?si=iVd33W4eW_wfvnBT
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>>737702825
got me
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>>737699926
There are, this guy's ex wife is a Goron.
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Because the game doesn’t take place in America.
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>>737699926
Tears of the Kingdom implies that Gorons are just born out of the earth spontaneously so females are unnecessary, and that family relations (father, brother, twins) are based on where and when they were born
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>>737699926
They’re often mistaken for Goron men.
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>goron eat minerals
>so to them the goron ruby may as well be some kind of tart
Hmm
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>>737699926
I never noticed they had pupils. It's kind of freaking me out.
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Eat grass, asshole! Punk ass bitch!
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>>737699926
Why do you want all "alien" lifeforms to be recolored humans?
Gorons have no females because they are literal living rocks, stop asking for goron females.



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