what the fuck is he
>>737701594>Gordon Freeman>Gordon Man>Gord Man>GManOh wow no way
>>737701718gordon wears glasses dumb nigger
He's the embodiment of western chuunibyou
>>737701774Lasik exists
he's lucifer
>>737701867so why does gordon wear glasses
>>737701718is this a meme or do retards actually think gman is gordon lmao
bad writing>what if we had a guy who could do anything... or be anything...
>>737701914He hasn't had lasik (yet)
>>737701594Uranian Willy, the Heavy Metal Kid, also known as Willy the Rat. He wised up the marks. His plan called for total exposure - show them the rigged wheel, storm the reality studios
>>737701594A meta tool to do the bidding of his employers, Valve writers and developers. I wish it were more interesting.
>>737702092This, he's too busy trying to save the world
This planetary extraction is a rush job and he doesnt intend to be here when this shithouse goes up
>>737701594Finding out would be way less satisfying than the mystery
>>737701914He has an eye injury. His eye is injured. Ow.
A message of total resistance across short wave of the world - prisoners of the earth, flesh shuddering from the ovens, souls rotten from the orgasm drug, wake up - partisans of all nations, open fire - tower, open fire - screaming glass blizzards of enemy flak in the raw noon streets - word falling - photo falling - word books taken - an electric wave of resistance across mind screens of the world - a technician mixes a bicarbonate of soda while examining the havoc on his view screen - it was impossible to estimate the damage, any number put out until now is like pulling a figure out of the air
>>737702750A HL2 live action adaptation would be full of such potential kinography that it makes my head hurt but only if they get the "hope in a hopeless situation" right and only make vague references to Gordon if he needs to be shoehorned in. It's probably best that there isn't an adaptation though because I'd rather it not be tainted by something like the Fallout or Halo shows.
>>737701718We knew this for decades, so does Valve.
>>737701594He's an alien salaryman. I just saved you three hundred hours of braindead video essays.
Government Man.
>>737702092Your right. But he did have Ligma.
Gay man
>>737701594Wouldn't worry about it
>>737702520Yeah, I've read about some encounters with the so-called men in black from the 70s and they sounded pretty creepy precisely because you never find out exactly what they are
a skibidi entity
>>737701594He's like a CIA liason negotiating/directing the Mujahideen during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan>Combine is the Soviets>G-Man's faction is like the USA>Earth is the Taliban
>>737701594the kinda based guy who would send expies to a remote planet of garbage just for laughs
>>737703365Listen to my last words anywhere, listen to my last words any world. - Listen all you boards, syndicates, cartels, nations of the world. And you powers behind what filth deals consummated in what lavatory to take what is not yours, to sell out our sons forever, to sell the ground out from unborn feet forever? - ‘Do not let them see us, do not tel them what we are doing’ - are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth? - ‘Not the cancer deal with Venusians, not the Breen Deal, not the Orgasm Death, not the ovens, don’t let that out!’ - Listen, I call you all, show your cards all players, play it all back. Pay it all back. - ‘Premature, premature! We need more time!’ Time for what, more lies? Premature for who? I say this words are not premature these words may be too late. Minutes to go… minutes to goo… - Are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth? These are the words of liars cowards collaborators traitors. Liars who want time for more lies. Cowards who cannot face their own dogs their own errand boys their human animals. Collaborators with Insect people and Vegetable people. Traitors to all souls everywhere. - and you want my name on your filth deals? What scared you all into body, into time? Into shit? I will tell you, ‘the word’. Alien word, word of Alien Enemy imprisons thee in Time, in Body, in Shit. Prisoner, come out.
>>737703365Probably the best way they could do a show would be to have it be the week between Gordon destroying Nova Prospekt and him re-appearing.As far as the Resistance was concerned, Gordon Freeman died there but now it's up to them to finish what he started
>>737701594He's an MiB. Whatever they are.
>>737701594The amazon from Diablo resurrected.
>>737701594A normal human being just like you.
>>737701594Real human beingAnd a real heroBack against the wall and oddsWith the strength of a will and a causeYour pursuits are called outstandingYou're emotionally complexAgainst the grain of dystopic claimsNot the thoughts your actions entertainAnd you have proved to beA real human being and a real heroReal human being and a real heroReal human being and a real heroReal human being and a real heroReal human beingA pilot on a cold, cold morn’One-hundred fifty-five people on boardAll safe and all rescuedFrom the slowly sinking shipWater warmer than, his head so coolIn that tight bind knew what to doAnd you have proved to beA real human being and a real heroReal human being and a real heroReal human being and a real heroReal human being and a real heroReal human beingReal human beingReal human being
>>737707189>ywn be spurned into a desperate, howling last act of defiance by a schizo on the radio barely heard over the sound of gunfire and strider wails and Overwatch condemning city blocks>>737707457That would be cool. I really like Hl2's setting because there's a lot of hooks for the imagination, like what the day to day of life would be like.
>>737701594i can't forget the vid where he frots with gordon
>>737708990So the City Advisor calls me in and lays the old schmaltz on me 'Now kid what are you doing over there with the workers, the slaves, the human animals? Why don't you straighten out and see the bigger picture? - After all they're only human cattle — You know why humans were born, right? Travel flesh, transports better - You know that yourself — Hate to see a bright scientist man fuck up and get off on the wrong track — Sure it happens to all of us one time or another — Why the man who went on to invent decrantiaion was sitting right where you're sitting now twenty-five years ago and I was saying the same things to him — Well he straightened out the way you're going to straighten out — Yes sir that decraniation combined with an ape diet — All we have to do is press the button and a hundred million more or less gooks flush down the drain in green piss. And that's big, isn't it? And any good scientist wants to be part of something big. Hell we can crack the whole planet wide open with a shake of the vail. - You can't deny it, it's in your blood, kid. And you can't walk out on Black Mesa, there's just nowhere to go. So why don't you come over here, with the board, where you belong?'It was the most distasteful thing I ever sat still for. So I walked out, and the lid blew off.You might really love the novel Nova Express, and the two novels that come before it. I can't help but think some part of HL2 was inspired by the book
>>737709792>Nova ExpressCheers anon I'll give it a look. It might be a stretch but I get a little bit of the overbearing weight of a ruined world under exploitation from Interface.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_V-VJQT6pM&t=220s
>>737701594he is a Man of God
>>737708215gary does not love you....
>>737710457I'll have a listen to that, thanks for the link. For quick gratification, you'll probably really enjoy this album here and particularly these two songs - instant end of reality vibes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Ecerq4VxQ&list=RDn3Ecerq4VxQ&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfI3rWn22ug&list=PLrpUfzCDMUy1YO1ya8pM3iQq0A5nF30XS&index=11
>>737701594I really don't care about the story anymore. I'm more interested in Mario or Sonic bing bing zoom whatevers
