What is the most 5/10 game of all time?
>>737703809https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Square_Enix_video_games
The Sims.
>>737703809Dark souls
>>737703903You must lack imagination.
Probably a licensed platformer like the Rugrats game or the bugs life video game
>>737703809god of war
Atlus
Borderlands 2
>>737703809E.T. for the atari the year it came out.
nippon icchi
GTA games
>>737703809Control
>>737706649Get the fuck out of here that game is a solid 8.5
>>737703809you will not really enjoy ityou will not hate ityou will kind of only remember it every few years
>>737706639Rusnegros will screech and moan but sadly its true
>>737703809Every Piranhabytes game after Gothic 2
>>737703809Hogwarts Legacy
The Outer Worlds. So painfully average, not even bad enough to be memorable. How in the world it got a sequel, I will never know.
>>737706802> "ISS JUST LIKE SCP!"> (almost) Everything turns out to be represented by abstract geometry and fractals or invisible anomaliesControl was ok, but it was just scp with all the fun aspects removed. I regret falling for the false promises.
This one is really hard
Thre issue is that by definition a 5/10 is extreamly forgettable so its hard dredging up the muck to even remember these games lol
Remember Me
>>737703809Starfield.
>>737710156Nigga that game is like a 2/10
Dragon Quest 8
>>737706649Oh yeah, I forgot that I was playing that. It's fine, I'd say the feedback on the shooting puts it above a 5/10. More like a 7, like it feels alright to play but it gets samey after a while.
The best nep game was Mega Nep VII. Pretty fun all around but nothing exceptional.
>>737703809Any Call of Duty after Black Ops
>>737710327top nep
>>737706802>exactly the same as the previous game>but 4 hours longer to waste your timelike i said. its 5/10. if you think otherwise you are wrong and a midwit
I look forward to a thread full of objectively good games that Anon personally dislikes. >>737710229Starfield is the only one so far that is properly a 5/10
all nintendo first party games
>>737709672Risen 1 is more like 6 or 7 but Elex might be the ultimate 5
Fable 3
>>737710185>>737710229>>737710550Gonna throw my hat into the ring for Starfield as well. I've never seen a more 5/10 game in my life.
God of War franchise.
>>737710796Honestly kinda amazing that it's still not back on steam, they're that embarassed by it.
Most Far Cry games besides 3
>>737710229>>7377105505/10 is generous. Everything in Starfield was done before and better. There are Garry's Mod levels that play with more immersion and scifi feeling than Starfield did. Its definitely below average.
>>737703809CSGOTechnically good, but everything is forgettable.
>>737703809Any kirby game or Chrono Trigger
>>737703961exactly average amount of imagination
>>737703809Oblivion I guess.
>>737703809witcher 3 easily
From now on when you say a game is 5/10 you need to include a game that you think is an 8/10 or higher because I can't take any of you retards seriously. Knowing your tastes would help me laugh at you more easily.
>>737704075Please tell me this is edited
>>737709205i really liked the music
>>737703809That's what arcade games are
>>737703809Fallout 4
>>737703809Rogue Galaxy
>>737703809modern warfare 3, literally just felt like a watered down version of mw2. not fantastic but not complete dogshit
>>737703809the outer worlds
>>737703809Skyrim
Behold, solo offline mmo, on purpose
>>737716371I don't understand how Crimson desert is selling, while amalur flopped.Maybe amalur dropped during a time were competition was tougher, or maybe CD is fun
Sonic Forces
What is the most 7/10 game of all time?
DarksidersDarksiders 2 is + 1Dakrsiders 3 is - 1
>>737703809Metroid Prime 4 is the first one that comes to mind, but recentism is definitely playing a part. That's kind of the problem. You remember good games because they're good. You remember shit games because of the pain they caused you. Meh games just kind of get forgotten.
>>737716371by on purpose you mean, so fucking bad they canceled the mmo part and finished it off as a singleplayer game?
>>737704075Isn't that the guy you have to fight and kill at the very beginning of the game? He comes back from that? I didn't get very far in.
>>737716608>>737716371Dragon Age: Cisquistion was exactly that too but it won Keighley's game of the year.
>>737703809How did we end up with a scale where 7/10 is average or OK and 5/10 is pretty much garbage.
>>737703809
>>737706538?? it was way lower back then, the landfill wasn't retroactive
>>737718078ET is by all metrics an average atari game, if not slightly above average. The only reason it is significant is that it is a licensed movie game from a popular movie. It should have done very well, but didn't. It indicated that the market had crashed.
>>737703809Grand Theft Auto 5, it's not bad, it's just extremely flavourless and fails to add anything to the series, I think the loading art was more impactful.
>>737703809Killer is Dead
Tetris
After the first one, this was a major downgrade. What a shame>>737716371One of the few games i actually dropped after a whileLike, holy fuck did it get boring quickly, and the story was an obnoxiosuly contrived way to say "you make your own destiny/fate"
>>737703809Musou games
>>7377038091/10 gameplay1/10 graphics10/10 music10/10 storyi think that averages 5/10. Sorta.
>>737719134It was less novel but more polished, I felt like I liked it more but didn't finish it.
This game is just plain weird, it'll stick in your mind but you probably won't want to play it again. The most memorable scene is the 3 levels where you play as Shrek, Donkey, and Puss and each have to go through the prison to get out on your own, meeting each other along the way as your levels intersects with each others. By the time you're playing as Puss, this is the 3rd time you've done this so the characters just kinda shit talk the fact they've done this 3 times in a row. the whole game has this liminal space feel to it. It's also made with he Harry Potter p.c games engine so the controls are exactly like that. I know I'm talking it up but the game while aesthetically weird and memorable, it's also made for 5 year olds, but the gameplay plays like it was made for 13-15 year olds.
>>737710229that's a 3/10 if anything
>>737703809Expidition 33
>>737704075as a better man you gotta make sure even your enemies know your kek status
>>737703809State of Decay
>>737716371nah amalur is king of 7/10 games
>>737703809Outer WorldsFirst couple planets were comfy, I must admit
>>737723361This and Ow2 are 6/10 games.
>>737717418Ender Lilies.
>>737717418WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DAMAGE?!
>>737703809Mafia 2
>>737717418Horizon zero dawn
>>737703809Starfox Adventures
>>737703809Actual 5/10 or journo 5/10?
>>737703809Shantae
>>737709998Demonophobia is a game that defies review scoring.It's so poorly made yet still perversely enthralling.
Pokemon firered and leafgreenBut, specifcally if you grew up having played red/blue alreadyIt's fine but not worth trading the crude soul/jank/nostalgia kino of the originals for.It is not worth gaining slightly ok colour sprite work, pointless Metal claw on Charmander, awful early gen abilities, Raticate being able to Bite Ghosts, Magnemite being Steel type, etc. none of this shit makes the better, but also not worse. The Sevi islands also suck balls may as well not exist You NEVER go back and replay this shit, it's not even a good example of a remake HG/SS is right there. You have played Romhacks based on this engine more than you have played the game itself. But you could and have a 5/10 time .
>>737709998>>737725549Was there ever a translation of this?
I dunno, maybe it's one of those you-had-to-be-there things, but this was mostly a slog after the beach section. In retrospect it feels like Dying Light trying to emerge from a cocoon.
>>737703809The Outer Worlds, can't get more medicore than that.
>>737725045Fun with friends.
>>737703809mass effect 3
Haze.
>>737703809Don't you mean 7/10?
>>737719394I was looking through my PS3 games the other day and forgot that I had a decade-plus old unfinished file of this. In retrospect I don't know why I bought it.
>>737703809Any Shantae that isn't Pirate's Curse (which is a 6/10)
>>737703854kek
>>737710229>>737710185Nah Starfield is perfect since it almost has a perfect 50/50 split on Steam reviews and the game is so bland.
American McGee's Alice
>>737732340Fuck no, that game's better than Madness Returns and that one's as 6/10 as they come.
FF7 Remake
>>737706639>>737706593>>737703903>>737710556>>737712915>>737712858>>737713779If you guys think those games are a 5/10, you guys haven't played any actual mediocre games.Did you guys never go through the bargain bins at Walmart, Gamestop, or Blockbuster? Those where full of 5/10 games.I remember games like Buzz Party, EA's Playground, Code Name Steam, Steel Diver, or Crash Bash those are 5/10 games. They aren't great, but not exactly terrible.
Megaman X5. As bland and stock standard of a Megaman game as it gets.
>>737709205I liked it but I didn't like the combo system
Any Call Of Duty Black Ops after 3
>>737703809Starfield (as a Bethesda game; as a general looter-shooter with lite RPG mechanics, it's an 8/10 desu)
>>737703809Epic Mickey.It's one of my favorite games and very easily could have been a 9/10. I'd even say it scores a 9/10 in a music category. But overall it's a very "you play it once and then kind of just put it away" game.
first thing that popped into my mind
>>737709205The funny thing is that it's still Dontnod's best game.
>>737703809abiotic factor
>ctrl+f outer worlds>5 resultsglad we're all in agreement, I've heard the second game is also incredibly 5/10
Red Cuck Redemption 2
>>737703809Spore :(
>>737704069Honestly the Futurama game is a pretty good contender for most 5/10 game ever
>>737703809Hollow Knight
>>737703809GreedFall
>>737703809Chasm
>>737731812Critically underrated comment
>>737703809Futurama is literally endless goyslop ntr cuckoldry Why doesn't anyone ever bring up the futurama game
>>737717687he's the final boss too, coming back is kinda his gimmick
>>737728474nah outer worlds gets points subtracted because of the butt fucking ugly art direction and female character design plus writing. it's a 3/10.
>>737727768This is one of those games where I don't understand what people see in it and I really don't understand how it got sequels. The concept is cool, but the execution is dog awful. Especially once the game starts giving you guns and sends you into the city it completely falls apart, the zombie spawn points are jank at the best of times, levelled items and rpg mechanics shoved into a game that already wasn't very good in the first place. For me it's a firm 3/10 and that's being generous.
>>737703809No such thing.It's either good or it's shit.>Only a sith deals in asparagusShutup nigher.
>>737738264You are a very boring person.
>>737725549Isn't that the game where the best ending is you being trapped in hell forever?
>>737738264have you genuinely never played a game that made you go "that was just okay"?
Tomb Raider (2013)
>>737738319A 5/10 person, if you will
>>737738382>if you willMy name Eric, dough
>>737716608>how Crimson desert is selling, while amalur flopped.Because Amalur flopping also bankrupted the state of Rhode Island which is just hilarious in hindsight.
>>737703809probably some arpg like van helsing or victor vran
>>737703809Pokemon Snap
>>737732556>Crash BashCrash bash was hilarious. I remember being high as fuck and playing it with my friends. You shut your mouth sir.
>>737738336Yes but at least Ritz revives and Sakuri still has the hairclip.
>>737703809RE9
>>737703809Days gone.Completely unremarkable in any way, not bad enough to be funny, not good enough to not feel like a slog, it just is.
Deadly premonition
>>737712808>Everything in Starfield was done before and better.Sounds like 5/10 is perfectly appropriate, then.
>>737741641>so i left click locations in the menu and then i left click enemies in copy pasted buildings>5/10im not even mad i actually wish i had standards this low
>>737741706Surely you can name a more fitting 5/10 game, then? This is what this thread is for, after all.
'5/10' in review terms means completely and totally unplayable and probably won't even boot or will likely send your credit card information to the CCP or some shit.If you're looking for the most mediocre game of all time though then Outer Worlds.>>737741384It had humour. The gameplay was nothing, but saying Deadly Premonition is 5/10 is asinine.
>>737741837I'd put Elder Scrolls games right at mediocre. They have interesting things to play around with, but the game itself is boring. The time you spend doesn't feel like a waste because you had a little fun stealing and murdering, but who cares if you ever actually finish it?
>>737709205I finally went and played this after having it in my library for years. Bought it because of the memes on here and the ass, and I think it was in a flash sale for almost nothing. And yeah, it was extremely 5/10. Not bad at all. But not so good that I would recommend it either. Just very mid. Worth your time if bored and looking for novelty.
>>737703809UminekoSome of the worst writing I've ever seen and some of the most genius scenarios I've ever seen
>>737741837>It had humour. The gameplay was nothing, but saying Deadly Premonition is 5/10 is asinine.exactly, everything about it was perfectly servicable, it didnt do anything particularly well or particularly bad. 5/10 humour, 5/10 gameplay, 5/10 story
>>737743170Nah. It had memorable humour. And memorably weird writing in general. Nothing about it was standard.You may not have liked it, but that's not the same as it being average.
>>737743259yes it was memorable for how it was the absolute tippy top tier of shit games that have no reason to exist and never impacted the industry or made any waves which puts it right at the top of 5/10 tier, if i didnt like it i wouldnt be posting about it in this thread, you have autism sorry about that
It's fine, I guess. It's the answer to "what if Metal Slug was entirely underwater?" I can't recommend it, but I can't call it shit either. It's a game and it exists. You could play it if you want, or not.
>>737703809doom the dark ages
>>737710229>>737710550Yeah this. I wouldn'tve hated it so much if it didnt cost so much and have so many loading screens. If it was just Skyrim with a space theme slapped on it would've been GotY
>>737741706Its how bad modern AAA video games have gotten yeah. Like you know its bad when people were still secretly hoping Assassin's Creed Shadows wouldnt 'actually be that bad'.
>>737717687You should look up Balder in Norse Mythology. Being an almost unkillable momma's precious baby was pretty much his thing.
>>737738579>Crash bash was hilarious. I remember being high as fuck and playing it with my friends.But did you find it just as hilarious while playing it alone and sober? Anything becomes more fun than it actually is when you throw in being stoned and friends in the mix.
>>737718628ET actually sold pretty well, it is among the 2600's top ten. But Atari was so optimistic, so reliant on IP hype, that they massively overproduced it. And when it stopped selling due to bad word of mouth, they were stuck with a mountain of unsellable inventory.
>>737744584The game is made to be played in a party of 4.Its like if you asked me did you have fun playing league of legends against bots
>>737703809the nu-Tomb Raider games.
>>737703809Final Fantasy XVI.
>>737745596Apex predator can eat me (especially in the asshole area).
Resident Evil franchise
>>737745551>Its like if you asked me did you have fun playing league of legends against botsWell, did you?
>>737745551If a game is only fun if you play it with friends then it's not the game that's fun. It's doing an activity with your friends that is.
Ubisoft games
>>737746473>if you enjoy this game with friends, you can replace it with getting root canals together
>>737703809FO3
>>737744027>Push appropriate buttonKeek
>>737746259Nah, you just have nothing to really latch onto because the series is one big movig target. It never stays the same from entry to entry, which makes it the opposite of middling.
>>737703809jedi survivor
>>737721880It's funny how a prison level is memorable. But it's pretty cool to get to control Human Shrek and Horse Donkey.I think the Giant Cookie section is pretty memorable. The weird part are the swamps on the beginning of the game, although they are pretty cool.
>>737703809Starfield
>>737724712thisit's rare to see a game so well made offering so little, a perfect 5/10
>>737747403>retard thinks he won't be laughing his ass off at his buddies all being unable to speak intelligibly due to anesthetics in their mouth + having said mouths open as wide as they could be
>>737717906I agree completely.It looks and plays well but it's so boring, there's just nothing there.
I Am Setsuna.
Xenoblade Chronicles X
>Let's make a Jurassic park ripoff>But the ps1 can't handle a 3D jungle so it only takes place in the lab building>Also this is going to be low budget so pad the run time with as many code inputs and locked doors as possible
>>737710229perfect, I got starfield for free and played 10 hours before giving up.I think that perfectly encapsulates a 5/10 experience, not bad enough that one immediately stops playing or refunds, but enough for 2-3 sessions hoping it gets better, and eventually just bruning out and realizing it's bland.
>>737703809Dragon quest (any)
Hundred Line
>>737745476I actually didn't know it was in it's top ten. The point still stands that it was incredibly middling. A little buggy, fun for all of like half an hour. Rather repetitive even for an atari game. My ultimate point was that it wasn't really a bad game, just very underwhelming. People like to claim that it was so bad it crashed the market, but it didn't. Atari crashed the market by constantly eroding the trust of their customers time and time again. ET was just the game we can point to where that was incredibly visible.
>>737722181this so muchthere's nothing super bad about it, but also nothing memorable, I only remember the smug priest companion, nothing about the story or gameplayI got it for free at least
>>737755559No one ever points to ET as the sole reason for the video game crash. ET definitely wasn't a good or average game and definitely had bad reception even back then, it wasn't some totally praised game that just had its perception changed over the years. A system having a bunch of 2/10s doesn't suddenly make a 4/10 good, if anything that shows why the crash happened, the market was flooded with shit so terrible that you're also falling into the trap of acting like a bad video is actually not bad because everything else was worse.
>>737703809E33.
>>737755559ET is not middling, it is bad
The Outer Worlds. It is so painfully middling that it almost makes it bad. But I don't want to complain about how bad that is because that would imply it illicited some form of emotional response within me, when it got absolutely no reaction out of me at all. It's the very literal definition of slop. It's a lifeless, formless, tasteless pile of nothing that no one can really like or dislike because it's so painfully inoffensive. It doesn't do anything good or bad, it just doesn't do anything at all. I am certain I played through the entire game and I cannot tell you the name of a single quest, character, fuck I can't even properly describe what the plot was. If you tried to convince me that I never played it, when I am absolutely certain I did, I wouldn't argue with you.It's one big giant nothing.
>>737731812I hate retards that take the educational "A B C D F" rating and apply it to video games. If something is a 5/10, that does not mean it is a bad game. However, if you're taking a test and you only get 5 out of every 10 questions correct, I'd say you're a failure for barely knowing half of whatever shit you're testing for.For video games, 5 is dead center. Anything above is in the territory of good, and anything below is in the territory of bad. A 5.5 game is ok, overall unremarkable but has some good qualities. A 4.5 is not great, not the worst game ever but certainly below average veering towards mediocre.
This question really is strangely hard to answer. Either a game is flawed but I still like it enough to rate it higher than average (like Disciples II), or it annoyed me enough that I want to rate it lower than average (like Hogwarts Legacy). But still:>Dear Esther>Silent Hill series>most boomer shooters
>>737732556It depends on your definition of 5/10. The modern reviewer mindset is that anything below a 7 is generally hot fucking garbage, where it should actually have room for bland or middling experiences.
>>737717848It's the difference between scoring as a percentage, and scoring as a percentile. If you want to be above the average 50%, you have to do shit right at least 70% of the time.
>>737719379Drakengard's funny because I wouldn't even say that the storytelling itself was incredible. It's disjointed and fragmented, and doesn't even always try to justify the differences leading up to its wildly different endings. But for the time it was made and the themes it dared to touch upon, it is wildly memorable. In a time of bland musous and generic fantasies, it was a full-on cosmic horror with a cast of violently insane characters and haunting atmosphere.
>>737710185Yes. If you were stuck in a room for a weekend with nothing for entertainment but Starfield, you'd have an ok time. There's lots of stuff to do, with largely functional and sometimes competent systems. You can shoot some people, fly around a bit, have a space battle, go around an outpost and talk to people and pick up quests.But nothing about the game is interesting, or thought provoking or challenging or mechanically satisfying. The setting is almost, but not quite interesting for how fucking dull and bland it is. In isolation it's adequate, but there's no way it's ever going to be the best option available and you would miss our on nothing if you didn't play it.
>>737703809I'm not gonna play a 5/10 videogame for long enough to confidently describe one as such due to not having played very much of it
>>737703809Elden Ring
>>737709205Got a winner.
>>737741384It's a solid 6.8/10 and you know it.
>>737745596I thought the first one was pretty good but I think that's just because I like 360 era tropical environments.
>>737703809Spiderman PS4
>>737757728lol this is so fucking pathetic and lazy game design, 10/10 my ass
>>737761316Why are you responding to yourself?
>>737761360
Running With Rifles. Its the definition of a okay game. It's not amazing, its not great, its not bad, its not horrid. Its a solidly okay and not much else game that needed about 50 hours of polish to become a 6-7/10 but won't ever get it for real.
>>737717418hollow knightyes, even 100%
>>737703809Skyrim.
