>>737704987
I set myself up for depression playing through Mario Odyssey and DK Bananza for the first time back to back.

>wokey kong
>zero fucking challenge
>nintendo game designed for snoys
>nintendo discovering enviromental destruction decades after everyone else
lol
lmao
lol

>>737705156
This

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Someone talk me out of OR sell me on this.

>>737706051
You couldn't pick worse games, and I have no idea what language that even is, but it's certainly not Japanese. Acquire taste.

>>737704987
Unfortunately it just didn't work for me. I played it through until about the zebra powers and then stopped playing. The gameplay was okay. I dunno, just felt like it was dragging along.

>>737706051
Pc Catherine is cheaper and the better game, typical atlas adding worst girl in useless third version

>>737704987
Funny how this game had a plot more suited to a movie than Mario galaxy lmao

>>737706691
Yeah honestly the whole game feels like Nintendo's attempt at making a Disney-esque movie.

>>737706051
Picked up Catherine for 5 burger bucks on Steam like 3 years ago. I don't know what currency that is, but I'm guessing it's significantly more than the equivalent.
>remasters
13 Sentinels is boring, couldn't be bothered to play more than about 2 hours.

Final /v/erdict:
Cancel your order.

>>737705141
Man, that must've been incredible

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>>737704987
I love Nintendo!

>>737706142
it's a white man's language, you wouldn't get it

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>>737704987
Still the best Switch 2 exclusive
https://youtu.be/gcMSSnVRMo8

>>737706982
What's good about it? I couldn't get into it

>>737706835
Yeah, sometimes it hurts too good lol.

I loved donkey kong bananza. My memory is so bad I can play a game wait a year or so and it will be almost like playing it for the first time again.

>>737704987
Not even memeing but bananza is probably the best “modern” game I’ve ever played. I consider modern to be everything after Mario 64. Emerald Rush is great too but I can understand people were mad about the $20 thing

>>737706982
Lagoon Layer is unbeaten imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTQBP74k2iY

>>737708704
One thing I have felt too is that this was the only game to match (beating is probably impossible) the enjoyment and quality you feel when moving your character in Super Mario 64. Not even the other mario games managed that.

>>737709035
for me its Forest Layer
https://youtu.be/i_w2aEX5wmE

>>737709219
I wanted to fuck the ostriches.

>>737707259
You see the webm is about anon finding a shortcut in angame for the first time despite the fact theyre in pretty much every other mario/sonic 3d platformer.
You can probably tell this anon has not played many platformers.
Condescending aside, i really only slogged through banza because i love dk games but... man this is by a landslide the worst dk game ever made.

>>737709662
wtf

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>>737706051
Get pic rel for a fraction of the price.

>>737709962
Are you fucking slow?

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>>737706051
>Catherine: Full Body
a man of culture i see. cheers, anon

>>737709962
>anon posts innocuous webm of gameplay
>instinct is to strawman
imagine being this miserable

>>737710082
??? Are you? I just answered the question about what was "good" about the game using the webm as a reference

i'm kinda envious of people so easily impressed by shiny new mediocre titles like this.

>>737710286
what's your favorite game of 2025? Let's see your impeccable taste

>>737710286
I'm so glad I'm not a cynical loser like you

>>737704987
>4 hours long main plot
kekaroo

>>737710212
>wahh your opinion hurt my feelings! You must be a gwumpy mean man!
Banza defenders are pathetic. they know deep down it's a game for troglodytes, but that theyre down $600 for only "good" exclusive. Sorry you fell for it anon, im sure smash bros will be good.

>>737710358
>I've never played it and get all my opinions from the internet

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>>737710345
>MOOOM HES MAKING FUN OF BANZA AGAIN!
Dude you are pathetic, just circle jerk the game on plebbit if you dont want to hear real opinions.

>>737710374
I don't have time to engage with people that unironically watch an incel that's on camera choking on giant dildos. Did your discord server get wind of this thread or something? Pathetic subhumans.

>>737710427
>real opinions
That's the thing. They aren't real. Many such cases on /v/. Now give me your next masterfully crafted ragebait. You niggers spend 40 hours a week doing this so it better be good

>>737710437
>incel
>talking about giant dildos without prompt
>subhuman

jesus anon just log off and go bing bing wahoo for a bit to cool off if this thread is that difficult for you to handle.

>>737710570
>denies it
You would

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>>737710515
Ok heres an opinion
Modern nintendo fans will defend anythinf, including this braindead dumpsterfire of a game for retarde brown people like (you)

>>737710746
>military time
>sonic crossdressworlds
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>737710746
>calling others brown
>brown hand in frame
lol

>>737710894
why am i not surprised a modern die-hard tendie is so retarded with poor vision they can't even see skin color correctly.

>>737711004
Next you'll have part of your fur suit in frame and pretend its something else

>>737710312
notice how he didn't answer this question, so his opinion can be safely discarded

>>737706051
Very based picks anon HOWEVER I'd recommend playing 13 Sentinels in 日本語 if you can read it. Not just Japanese audio, Japanese text too. Just trust me on this bro, I have played it twice, once in English with the dub and once in Japanese with the original audio and the JP version is so much better for the story and setting

>>737710839
Yeah... mario kart world was really such trash i played crossworlds and it was 10x better. Crazy you criticize it with strawmen (well obviously thats all you can do sonce you are a subhuman bootlicker) cuz seems like everyone agrees sonic won.

>>737711559
>everyone agrees sonic won
holy shit you really are a sonicfag

>>737711073
>all he can do is strawmen and imagine his enemy in fursuits (????) for some reason
Kek, really got on your nerves huh? That mustve been embarassing getting called out that bad.

>>737706051
is taht dutch or german

>>737711559
>>737711720
The correct term would be strawman not strawmen in this scenario

>>737711232
i didn't respond to anon because it wasn't worth responding to.
telling nu-nintendo fans what a good game is would be like trying to explain to a marvel fan what a good movie is, an exercise in futility.

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>>737711675
Ill just keep handing out these L's to you.
Even ign, who is notorious for dickriding nintendo bonuses and hates sonic games rated srcw higher lol
Dont worry though, i dont think mario kart world is disappointing not as disappointing as the steamibg pile of dogshit that is bananza.

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>>737711946
It really is a shame nutendo fans are this bad and in this amplr in supply. They will truly defend anything. Hell, id take back wii u era over this shit.

>zoomers are nostalgic for games released in 2025

>>737704987
>tfw can still play that ludokino for the first time
>tfw won't because it looks like garbage for toddlers
Odyssey 2 when? I do not care for the macaco game

>>737711946
so you either don't play games or you know you have shit taste. In either case your opinion can be discarded. Your post is pure deflection, nobody is mad at you we just pity you for being a faggot.

>>737712747
It's not like Switch 2 owners have anything better to do I suppose.

>>737704987
I'm not paying 80 dlls a any fucking game
>>737706051
This is what Bananza should cost

>>737711964
>handing out these L's
Is that what you think is happening? lol

>>737713329
>80 dlls a any fucking game
learn english

>>737712841
>Odyssey 2 when?
its in the OP. Sorry you don't own a SW22 yet. Maybe if you save up your birthday money you can get one

>>737705156
>nintendo discovering enviromental destruction decades after everyone else
The game with large areas and destructible environments that I coyld think of is Red Faction Guerilla. It's really not that common.

>>737713412
I accept your concession

>>737713537
I asked for Odyssey 2, not your shitty nigger game you macaco fucker.
Also, I already have a switch 2 for Kirby air riders since it's a cheap console and I don't mind double dipping for the OLED model later on.
I'll ask again, where the fuck is Odyssey 2?

>>737705156
Having little Pauline didn't turn on a desire to have children you mongoloid?

>>737713739
>EPD8 game with Mario
>greatest game ever 10/10 I love nintendo
>EPD8 game with DK
>worst slop ever total baby game insult to my entire favela

Its honestly bizarre

>>737705156
>>737709962
>game requires the absolute modicum of creativity to be fun
>creates incoherent meltdown
Happens every single time and the more power bingtendo gives players in their games the worse it gets.

>>737710427
I saw you in another thread, you are a coward hiding behind snark.

>>737711502
First time I'm seeing this about 13 Sentinels. About how difficult would you say it is to read? I'm an N4 pleb but I don't mind looking stuff up occasionally.

>>737714051
>nintendo games are sonon rails that when they arent it's considered only something nintendo does
Tendies really live in a bubble...

>>737704987
why are there no achievements for this game? Im not grinding all those bananas without an achievement

>>737704987
try doing a zero bananas run
pretty fun stuff

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>>737714087
Are the people "hiding" in internet threads in the room with us?

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>>737711559
Right.

>>737714006
Because he is a dishonest shitposter.
It's acfag anon.
He probably had a friend bum him the pic even, he's been caught doing such often these last few months.

>>737714412
Good. That's what sega gets for charging $70
Still better than mkw btw

>>737714129
Its fairly challenging for vocabulary and historical dialogue, and I literally had no clue what half of the descriptors in battle were even consulting monolingual dicts
However there are also a lot of everyday life scenes that are probably even easier than a simple visual novel due to not having difficult omnipotent or third person narration, its just a bit of character inner narration here and there because of the green thought bubbes. Grammar is non literary so thats good. Id say its one to put on the backburner for now if you are in doubt
Btw stop looking at JLPT levels even if you take the exams, they are literally worthless as a metric of anything other than a qualification

>>737714419
>It's acfag anon.
Oh i love it when tendies do the eric accusations, holy shit what a strange bubble to look into. Sorry to disturb your delicate reddit circlejerk anon.

>>737714679
>70
wasn't it 110 with the DLCs

>>737714006
>developers are not allowed to make shovelware once in a while
Cultist behavior
Even prestige and legendary developers like Crapcom and Fatlus shit out an occasional turd like Dragon's Dogma 2 and Soul Hackers 2
Bananza is just simply shit compared to Odyssey, deal with it anon

>>737714827
does it matter if you're schizo X, Y, or a new schizo Z? You're easily recognizable as you always write the same retarded posts about DKB whenever it's mentioned. You having shit taste does not make it a bad game, and of course we're tired of you thinking that it does.

>>737715105
$90, though the dlc isnt needed to access maps online. It's on sale for $40/$50 respectively on steam rn, highly recommend at that price, but dont bother with the dlc imo.

Tendies really go bananas when people shit on this game.
They also really hate comparing the first year sales figures between this game and Odyssey.
You'll survive manchildren.

>>737714310
You were in the screaming woman thread.

>>737715249
trying way too hard

>>737715284
>recognizing patterns where there are none
>thinking a bad game is actually a good one

meds immediately anon.

>>737715464
>muh sales

>>737715464
Good to know.

>>737715284
I'm not reading all that.
bananza just sucks and very few know it yet because few have the unfortunate experience of buying a switch 2 this early other than tendies who play nintendo only and that is their bubble of gaming and retards like me who fell for it.

>>737704987
My only complaint is the boss battles suck outside of K.Rool and Void. I especially wish Grumpy and Poppy were better as they're very cool characters and deserved better.

>>737715627
>legitimate criticism
I agree actually. Odyssey is also quite easy, but Bananza's bosses take it to a new level.
>boss battles suck outside of K.Rool and Void
I thought the bat boss in the Tempest layer was pretty fun too

>>737715464
>utter retarded opinion
>"dude you might be retarded"
>NOOOO HOW DARE THEY!! MANCHILDREN! TENDIES! MOMMY THEY ARE CALLING ME RETARDED THEY ARE GOING BANANAS!
why double down instead of just NOT embarassing yourself further?

>>737715603
>>737715518
you have 0 opinions on why it sucks. Tell me one objective reason for why it should suck. You just keep saying retarded shit, are you 13 or something? You can't post here if you're frontal lobe isn't fully developed yet

>>737704987
You can use shrooms to fuck your brain up enough to experience a movie for the first time again, that probably works with video games too but I've never tried it.

>>737709662
wtf, disgustingly based, me too

>>737715729
The post you're responding to is my first in this entire topic.
Like that other anon said, you see patterns where there are none like a mentally ill faggot.
You'll survive, even though your family hopes that you don't.

>>737715701
Odyssey's bosses were shittier than Bananza's so I can't take seriously the people bashing that part of the game while glazing Odyssey

>>737715813
stop deflecting and discuss why you think the game sucks? Then tell me your favorite game of 2025. If you can't do that then you're a schizo by definition, a retarded useless time waster without a functioning frontal lobe. I don't need to see "patterns" to read your retarded posts and call you a faggot.

>>737715813
>You'll survive, even though your family hopes that you don't.
Holy projection

>>737715813
I'll survive.

>>737715782
it sucks because there's nothing interesting about the game besides the visuals. the bananas are mind numbingly easy to get compared to odyssey which was already getting too easy. the bosses are so forgettable i've literally never seen them posted on /v/ after the first week of release. the gimmick of a fully destructible environment turned out to be one of the most boring things i've seen in a 3d nintendo title as a primary game feature.
it's just not an interesting game for a fully developed adult brain to play.

>>737715995
>Odyssey's bosses were shittier than Bananza's
Mechanically I tend to agree. The Broodals are all pretty forgettable. I just wish every fight with Grumpy Kong wasn't over in seconds because he has a health bar you can deplete in a single cycle.

>>737716231
>i've literally never seen them posted on /v/ after the first week of release
As opposed to the Broodals that are beloved by all? Were you not here for the many K. Rool threads that hit bump limit?

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>>737716231
>the bananas are mind numbingly easy to get compared to odyssey
Wrong. I 100%ed both games (re-played Odyssey after Bananza) and the "difficult" moons are a lot fewer in Odyssey, there's a lot of Bananas gatekept behind difficult platforming in Bananza, a higher amount than in Odyssey where most are "hit the floor here".
>the bosses are so forgettable
Again, compared to Odyssey they are less so. It is a weak point of the game but in no way does it make it suck. Since when should early and mid bosses be memorable? That's never really been the case before Fromsoftware started convincing every retard that games are a collection of bosses. It's simply not the only design choice you can make and it's unfair to hold every game to that imaginary standard.
>he gimmick of a fully destructible environment turned out to be one of the most boring things
This is not an objective fact at all, any non-retarded or dysgenic person found it great, best destructible mechanics of any game ever (I dare you to mention games with more FUN ones)

That's it? That's all you could muster up? Absolutely embarassing. And you wonder why nobody takes your shit opinion seriously?

>>737715782
>Braindead piss easy gameplay for children with no skill expression other than seeing how far you can jump/build to skip certain things
>"oh get the apple!"
>Horrible level design, not one level stook out as having any thought put into it other than feast layer
>"Oh look a banana!"
>horrible art design
>dk looks like a pozzed fat retard
>"aiiiim!"
>literal disney dance parties at the end of most levels that are unbelievably cringe
>most character designs are ugly as sin, save for void kong who was alright
Other than that, the writing and story were obviously horrible, especially pauline etc etc. Other than void kong being decent. Even k rool was at his worst here.

>>737706691
They could've really gone a lot further with it too.

>>737716578
If you can't express your dislike for a game in a genuine way, why should anyone take you seriously?

>>737716578
>>Braindead piss easy gameplay for children with no skill expression other than seeing how far you can jump/build to skip certain things
It's easy to find stuff more difficult than anything in Odyssey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsyjML0x8jY

>"oh get the apple!"
and? not an argument
>Horrible level design
Proof? Just saying it does not make it true
>"Oh look a banana!"
And? not argument again
>horrible art design
Where's the proof? Again, just saying it does not make it so
>dk looks like a pozzed fat retard
He's a literal gorilla, he is by definition a fat retard. The new design takes inspiration from both Rare and the older than Rare design, it makes perfect sense.
>"aiiiim!"
and? Not an argument
>literal disney dance parties at the end of most levels that are unbelievably cringe
the word you were looking for was SOVL, but I guess you don't have one so that's a YOU problem
>most character designs are ugly as sin, save for void kong who was alright
Again, personal opinion based on 0 facts, just dishonest behavior and argumentation
>the writing and story were obviously horrible
Not an argument

>>737716669
>y-you don't mean it th-though...
Pathetic. It only stings so much because you know I'm right. I once again acceot your concession.

>>737716839
>Proof? Just saying it does not make it true
Lmao what kind of argument is this?

>>737716842
The way you type makes you easy to disregard. That's all I'm saying.

>>737716969
>Lmao what kind of argument is this?
I can't give an argument to counter a statement that does not have one. Saying the art design is horrible is an opinion that is unsubstantiated. If you actually give arguments I'll answer those. Is that clear enough for your retarded brainless head?

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>>737717214
>I can't give an argument to counter a statement that does not have one.
>doubling down on asking for proof for an opinion
Seething

>>737717063
Lol the typos are just there so i know when you'rw all out of cope.

>>737717863
>he thinks this is about typos
you are seriously low IQ

>>737716839
>your opinions better match mine or they're factually incorrect
Tendies short circuit to defend this mid game and I can't for the life of me understand why

>>737704987
forgettable slop

>>737706982
>Still the best Switch 2 exclusive
That's sad.

>>737717980
Namecalling isnt a defense for bananza. Get back to it bootlicking nigger.

>>737718080
>>737718114
>>737718164
you guys are late. reconvene in the discord

>>737717470
An opinion isn't an argument, retard. That's the point. Are you genuinely mentally challenged?

>>737718204
You'll survive.

>>737718267
We talked about this. If we want to counter post against the tendies we need to be early in these threads

>>737718080
Your opinions need to be substantiated by arguments, otherwise they can be just as easily dismissed as they are uttered. It's very simple, even a down syndrome 3-year-old would understand this much.

>>737718202
This is just comical at this point

>there are 2 tendies absolutely frothing at the mouth angry because people dislike a game made for actual children

Just post the .webm and get it over with

>>737710894
And he's obese and lives in a filthy environment

>there is one schizo frothing at the mouth angry because people like a game made for actual children

>>737718663
Go screw yourself, glowie.
I feel like I saw less anti-Nintendo seethe than usual yesterday.
Why?
Were you shills preparing for last night's psyop?
Hmm...

>>737706895
Based small detail

>>737719138
The tendies have gone absolutely insane.

>>737718231
Meant for>>737716839
Also i'm trans

>>737719575
Nope, my post was meant for you, not for myself. You keep deflecting and not answering. Just go to sleep, brownoid kid.

>>737712747
zoomers are treating the mario odyssey dinosaur as their own version of the mario 64 piano

>>737719660
Either Disingenuous nigger or genyinely so autistic he earnestly treats >>737716578 like an argument while saying he is one with the opinion that is not an argument
Either way, the irony is palpable, and i applaud you for your retardation.

>>737720134
Fair enough actually.
Odyssey was a pretty long time ago and is probably the next best 3d mario after 64

>>737719478
You are insane.

>>737709962
This. The standards continue to drop. I wish video games actually catered to me for once, but that age ended long ago.

>>737710286
Yep, I wish I could lobotomize myself so I could enjoy this in the way Nintendo adults do.

>>737706980
if it was a white man's language the terms "progressive" "inclusionary" "trans" "islamophobia" "open marriage" would be mandatorily hamfisted somewhere otherwise you would be fined

I have this theory that the same tendies who seethe at people wanting a new 3D Mario game defend the tech demo DK game.

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>>737704987
>oh n-

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>>737704987
Genuinely skyrocketed into my top 5 favorite games. It was my dream game and it exceeded my expectations.

Great game. There were still parts of the game I didn't like though (fuck the fractones hiding in the hot spa area)

>>737706691
Donkey Kong as a franchise works better as a movie just because you have a direct conflict between hero and villain

>>737713584
Notice how op didn't respond because they can't actually read these replies, they are posting from India and just following a script sent from tel aviv

It didn't hit me until recently that Bananza ends the same way Donkey Kong began, with the big ape hauling Pauline up a skyscraper
Seeing New Donk City in Bananza was a feeling I had only once prior in my life, when docking at Vermillion City during my first playthrough of Pokemon Silver in December 2000.

>>737724016
Oh my gryfindor! Those are some ugly graphics!