how would (YOU) make a biblically accurate game? new or old testament.hard mode, you have to take into account the majority of this board want hot eastern style waifus, how would YOU implement that?
Didn't that Jesus game just come out? Take that and put your chinese gachaslop porn in it.
Season 2 wasn't that bad.
>>737707246agreed
>>737706586>biblically accurate gameSamson Just Cause and you give him a cute loli angel backpack to help him on his Total Philistines Death journey. Also Delilah is basically Sylvia Kristel from No More Heroes.
>>737706586Jesus would be big tiddy waifu, and everyone else as a matter of fact
make satan a cute girl
>>737706586>hard mode, you have to take into account the majority of this board want hot eastern style waifus, how would YOU implement that?Political war drama set during the Omride dynasty, culminating in the dynasty being overthrown by Jehu and his allies. The big titty hot waifu is Jezebel herself.
A RPG where (you) follow around with the disciples, doing fetch quests listen to Jesus teach. Every character looks and dresses like the males in genshin impact. There, happy?
>>737712281they are GUYS not girls
>>737706586Those already exist
SimTower remake but it's building the Tower of Babel
>>737706586Xenogears/Saga and El Shaddai ascension of the metatron are pretty good for this shit. Smt too maybe
>>737706586MCs are a squad of angels that were around to protect the bible stories against cultists and demon assassins that were untold in the main plot. Stalling Ramses when Moses did his retreat, sieging a demonic island that's buidling a foothold over earth during the great flood, finishing off Hyper Goliath after discovering cultists ressurected him, stealth sabotaging the tower of Babel to make time for God to cast his language spell.
>>737713549so basically what XOF did during the big boss part of MGS3/PW?
>>737712960I think most /v/aggots like this kind of thing, considering how popular frabi threads are.
>>737709405Fund it.>>737709817>Jesus sama turn these stones in bread
>>737713957anemo diety sexo
>>737706586Make it based on Korean Jesus. Half the focus would be a dating sim of Jesus trying to fuck Mary Magdalene.
>>737713714Kinda. Stuff that (did not need to be in the book) since they were dealt with offscreen even if they were massive potential threats to humanity but were not important enough to be included in the main plot of the bible otherwise the lore would be too complicated.You can even go crazy with conspiracies like, dragons actually existed but most were wiped out by angels cause they plotted to unite and assault heaven, trying to stop the Devil from corrupting the Nephilim giants but ending up failing so your forced to destroy them.
>>737709405>Total Philistines Deathfound the zionist
>>737714813he's not wrong tho
>>737714021god i wish satan was real
>>737715294Half this website would slit their own throat before admitting that even Biblical Jews were right about anything.
>>737717640Most of the Bible is just different groups of Jews flinging shit at each other, so one of them is right.
>>737706586An Asura's wrath style game based on Samson would probably work and have it end with you pushing an entire kingdom off a cliff.