Now it's a ghost town
>rush B through Red Forestwhy did they do it
>>737711187>*hides in the ticket booth and makes a mad rush for the copter when it lands*
Oi! Suzy!
>>737711187>be 1986 Pripyat>commie retards build RBMK reactor: "positive void whatever lol graphite tips go brrr">vodka engineers: "safety is for fags and capitalists">do "safety test" at shit power, xenon fucks everything, yank rods like horny retards>BOOM - reactor explodes like a nuke, graphite burns, radiation rapes Europe>Soviets: "nothing happened, stop glowing comrade">Soviet "genius" engineering: unstable piece of shit that shits itself if you sneeze. Same braindead system that couldn't make a tractor without it exploding tried playing with atoms. Chernobyl sped up the collapse - USSR died in '91 because their "workers paradise" was a glowing dumpster fire.>2022: Putin doesn't invade for ports or whatever gay shit. Nah.>He wants the radioactive wasteland. The Zone.>Russia rolling in for Chernobyl loot - anomalies, artifacts, bloodsuckers. Turn it into based Russian S.T.A.L.K.E.R. server where orcs LARP as stalkers farming mutant pussy and glowing rocks for super AIDS powers. Send conscripts straight into Red Forest like CoD4 noobs spawning on radiation. Occupy the plant day 1 to claim the Wish Granter before Ukrainians do. Whole war is just Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare but with actual radiation and fewer respawns.>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. ain't a game, it's leaked Russian docs. Wish Granter real. C-Consciousness is drunk Soviet AI on cesium. Zelenskyy fighting to keep the mutants from going full Russian.>Slava Ukraini = don't let the Slavs unionize the Zone, faggot.>See you in Pripyat, bring vodka and lead underwear. Don't touch the jelly, faggot.
