>kids could emulate 3 decades of classic masterpieces on their phones >instead they are playing P2W slopware
>>737713402Touch screen buttons suck and phone controllers are even worse.
>>737713465How are phone controllers worse than touch controls? Are you fucking stupid?
imagine outing yourself as a friendless incel like thatnobody gives a shit about playing the heckin classic masterpieces (uncslop) that are older than them, people play and watch stuff because their peers also do it, you know it's natural for people to want to fit in/belong to a group and not get left out from discussions, not to mention how it's not 2007 outside and you are living right in this moment, not yesterdaywhich is why, you pathetic fat neet autistic retard, a kid that's playing fortnite or roblox with his mates is probably living the best years of his life while you are here seething about it
Modern kids are dumber than people in the 70s. It's fucking over.
>>737713553You pay a premium for madcatz level trash that blocks your phone's speakers and audio jacks, plus has terrible input lag.Phone controllers are genuinely awful.
>>737713615>A few years of having the ultimate learning environment: at home, no distractions from bullies, teachers can't do their annoying little things, no cliques to worry about>Get WORSE at everythingI'll never get this.
iPad kids do not have the brain capcacity for something like that, they only know whatever game happens to have the best marketing and shills at the time and thats it. Not that they would trust anything they cant download from a digital store in the first place.
>>737713402by the same logic you could emulate every single phone game ever created on your beast of a pc
>>737713608Fuck learnin new things n shieet
>>737713708>yeah bro just go and experience something that was never meant for you, nigga just learn something n shieeeetretardnobody is playing your uncslop no matter how much you shill it
>>737713706Why would you want to?
>>737713615>scoring worse than lead poisoned boomer kids
>>737713608When I grew up I listened to a ton of music from the 60s and 70s and read books from people who died 100 years before I was born. You're just an uncurious dimwit.
>>737713938thanks for sharig your personal, anecdotal and totally irrelevant experience you senile retard
>>737713671>You pay a premium for madcatz level trashTranslation: I bought the cheapest Chinese controller I found cuz I'm a poorfag and somehow I'm surprised it's low quality
>>737714062You seem pretty emotionally invested in this topic.
>>737713402If you play a classic game on a phone, you will never in a trillion years experience the game.
>>737713402Kids these days don't know how to pirate stuff, let alone no-intro/redump verified rom sets.
>>737714138I'm just passing through and found the op relatable.I've got a pretty strong phone and phone controller and am happy that I can play all of my retro and semi-modern games from my pocket.
you think zoomers and the generations that came after could figure out how to emulate?lmao
>>737713402>classic masterpiecespfft. grow up, retard. those kids will
Well something like 70% of developed countries populations are using iphones which only last year got access to gen 5 and earlier emulation, so it's not super surprising.>>737713671I just use my DS4, or 5, or xbox controller. Why are you buying specific phone shit? Are you retarded?
>>737714168so true! if you arent playing Duck Tales on a non-backlit screen, on silent, on the backseat of a car, you practically haven't played it at all
>>737713683Now you understand how little parents are involved in their children's education.As a parent, my oldest was in kindergarten when they forced lockdown bullshit. We would finish the "day's" worth of lessons and work together in an hour and just hang out and play video games until I had to work.
>>737713402I am going to give my younger cousin a portable emulation device this Christmas, he was beaming when I gave him a hand-me-down in the form of my old headphones, this will combine very well with that.What have YOU done to slow down the gacha/mobile game slop menace from brainrotting the uncorrupted?
>>737713608>>737714052>zoom(alph?)nigger didn't read Asterisk growing up because this it was le oldgrim
>>737713615I wonder what happened in 2020 that could have contributed to this
>>737713615the exams are just harder now grandpa
>>737713402Kids only do what they're told to
>>737714062I've seen like one that was a wired connection ever. A few let you plug them in but still transmit data over bluetooth and suffer horrific input lagtake any bluetooth controller and try play literally anything on your phone that needs precise inputs. It's shit. Genuinely touchscreen controls are better at that point because at least they're responsive, lack of feedback can be worked aroundIf there's a proper wired solution that doesn't cost more than the phone does then please tell, last I looked into it everything was pretty unreasonable and/or dogshit
>>737713608I imtroduced my friends to random manga no one cared about like genshiken and they liked it, zoomers could do the same with uncslop but they're too retarded
>>737713608>people play and watch stuff because their peers also do itHoly NPC golem mindset.
>>737713683It's because the majority of people are genuinely stupid (Either a dumb lazy kid or a dumb lazy parent who doesn't care about their kid's education) and pressuring kids into an environment where they have to learn is honestly the best way to ensure they get educated. Sure there's some kids who could probably learn infinitely faster and better if you just threw them a computer or library worth of books and just let them go nuts, but the majority of kids need to be spoonfed exactly what to learn and do with as little control given to them or the parents as possible.
>>737714919I did, but that doesn't mean that everyone has to read it as some mandatory shit or whatever you imagine in your senile headmaybe they will watch a movie or some adaptation, who gives a fuck, leave people alone to live their lives how they want it and not how you (autistic senile unc retard) want itliterally picrel>>737715176again, it's impossible to explain it to friendless incels because it's assumed as a normal social dynamic among non-autistic well-adjusted individualsit's like trying to explain to someone what snow is like when they never experienced it themselves, just shut the hell up retard
>>737713402You have been misinformed. Kids today actually buy old gameboys and gameboy knockoffs because the new shit is so terrible.
>>737715467>picYeah I never got that comic, I loved watching Star Wars and BTTF when I was a kid back in the 00's. I guess zoomers really are built different (brown and retarded).
>>737713465You can connect a PS dual shock controller or use an Xbox controller.
>>737715176generally this is how the world works, yesyou need knowledge of something beforehand to go out of your way to find more on your own. word of mouth is and always will be the most powerful form of advertising, and kids should at least speak with other kids
>>737715467>it's assumed as a normal social dynamic among non-autistic well-adjusted individualsI have plenty of friends (and also a gf), and while I share interests with them, and also do things specifically with them that I wouldn't do alone I don't structure my entire personality around them. You exude the energy of an insecure beta cuck who's afraid the deviate from the norm.
>>737715703>I guess people who were born in a different cultural environment with other things that pandered to them means that they likely developed a different taste than millennials (hence why they have no attachment to legacy IPs like star wars or final fantasy and everyone is seething about it)crazy I know>>737715802keep projecting senile retard
>>737715467NES has a d-pad and two buttons, giving it to a kid sounds perfectly reasonable
>>737715950>A different "cultural environment"Yeah, brown and retarded, like I said.
>>737713402If you raised a kid today on 6th gen, or even 7th gen games today, he would literally be bullied and outcasted from his peers in school. Kids today (including those who are teenagers now) are fucking petty and have this aversion towards anyone who strays from the path of what someone their age *should* be into.No one is going to hang with the kid who is into LittleBigPlanet and not Roblox.
>>737716201>kids and teens are petty shitheads now, and only now It's funny that you think this is unique to their gen.
>>737715467>see retard strawman comic>look up author>he's an unironic gay commie vegan etc.Why was this so easy to guess this just by looking at the one you posted?
>>737716262No, it's notably far worse with the kids who are considered Late Gen Z and Gen Alpha today. When I was in school, literally nobody cared if you played games that were before your time.
>>737716393You gotta give him thisEveryone in the 90s was gay and mexican, he saw it on Netflix
>>737713615now let's take a look at the change in demographics over that same time period
what if your grip slips and the device falls onto your face
>>737716882When that happens I make an irl "OOF" noise, sometimes it's a "doh" or a high pitched "aaaa"It ain't pretty when an OLED Switch bumps your nose, I'll tell you what.
>>737713402>kids are retardedyeah, and so?
>>737713402Emulation is only good for turn based games. Trying to use a touchscreen as button for something like a platform is terrible.
>>737713778Whatever retard.
>>737713615am I retarded or is something wrong wtih this chart, why is the '23 value 271 but below the 260 mark? The second graph is the same, it's literally 1 point higher than the '71 value but physically it shows it below.This chart is all kinds of retardation and rage baiting
>>737713615>>737718690This is massive axis abuse.
>>737713671The ONLY thing I don't necessarily think is great about my Backbone controller is the stick depth could be a little further. That's it. Other than that it's a good controller.
>>737718690You're clearly born after 1980 but before 2010.
My friend became a teacher. You have no idea how fucking over it is. 18-year olds genuinely can't read or write.
>>737718937well everyone here has to be born before 2008 to post so that's a given :^)
>>737718937I'd probably take that bet.
>>737719171My friend that went into teaching had to stop because the kids were so retarded that he couldn't take it anymore.
>>737713615>>737713810>>737714961If you don't know that that's because of changing demographics then you're dumber than anybody in that chart.
>>737716393>When I was in school, literally nobody cared if you played games that were before your time.Literally every generation had "oh my god you don't play/watch/listen to/do [thing]?"
>>737714961You niggers can't even read anymore.
>>737719171>point phone at text>it reads the text aloud>it can translate any language from ancient babylonian or egyptian to random finnougric with 5 speakers living with the last mammoths in siberiareading was solved already
>>737713402anon everyone born after like 2015 is a soulless goblinthe child raping nigger jesus closed off access to this place to new souls out of fear.
>>737713608imaging fucking 3 year olds lolpretty sure youre a bot but the operator of the bot is a child raping nigger like his father the devil jesus christ
>>737721634*breaks your phone*What now, retard?
>>737713402Handhelds are only suitable for casual gaming and gacha is better than and less boring than rpgs and the like.>>737713615Funnily enough this aligns them precisely with the scores of the heckin ebin 90s /v/ pretends to be nostalgic for.
>>737721841my AI reader won't read your message because it contains foul language, can you say that again but without breaking the code of conduct?
>not a ghoul trying to keep a dead /v/idya board alive with subpar "trolling">Realize that people that are 14 haven't heard of vidya from 30 years ago because the internet's gone to total shit
