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Why does no one talk about the time they made Zelda into a brown girl?
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>Why does no one talk about this thing that people talk about all the time?
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>>737716846
Is this a parody of that one Joe Biden comic?
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>>737716846
>then im afraid youre not black
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It was less weird than the time Zelda was a guy.
Wasn't she also a suit of armor one time?
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>>737717137
yes i think so
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>>737717337
In Spirit Tracks, yes.
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>>737717337
What's so weird about being a guy? A lot of people are guys. It's perfectly normal.
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>>737717413
What did he actually mean by this?
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>>737716846
Because her character became worse when she was whitewashed.
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>>737716846
She was tan
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>>737716846
>doesn't know that living in tropical island sun makes you tanned
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It's still so weird to me
Both the in universe reasons and the real life reasons for why changes her look entirely. Was the Tetra form magic all along? Was her entire family line since then using tanning magic to hide themselves? Did the devs do it because they though there's no other way to show that she was really Zelda? Or did they just not want a brown Zelda?
Always one of the weirdest things in video games
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>>737716846
She was gyaru/ganguro
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>>737716846
Are you unaware that Japanese tan pretty darkly? It’s still kinda messed up that turning back into Zelda undid her tan for sure.
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>>737717525
biden was well known to say politically thoughtless shit like this
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>>737717806
don't overthink it. she magically became pale for the same reason her clothes magically turned into a princess dress. that's how a princess who sits inside all day would look.
the tan zelda mod is cute though.
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>>737718281
that's like saying it's messed up sheik's penis disappears when turning back into zelda
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>Wow that was an interesting thread on /v/, but i want some variety lets see whats going on on twitter for a change of pace
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>>737718484
>how a princess who sits inside all day would look.
>meanwhile the king is just as dark and he's been doing that for centuries
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>>737718607
thank you for explaining, grok
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Its crazy how people say Tetra stopped being a character after the reveal when she helps Link in the final fight and still acts the same.
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>>737718607
>Hyrulean magic
It was the Triforce of Wisdom itself.
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>>737718615
that can happen naturally as you age. he probably also went outside more than zelda would've.
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>>737718675
>she helps Link in the final fight and still acts the same
Probably because Koizumi worked on the final act.
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>>737716846
Wow... so dark... it's like body horror or something...
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>>737718448
No Biden was known for not being able to talk
Trump was the one that was known for saying thoughtless shit
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>>737718945
Shareblue pls
I have little hairs growing on my legs and in the summertime I would hide razor blades in the rainbarrels so they got all rusty and kids would come up and rub my legs.
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>>737718883
fascinating
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>>737719035
Bot broke
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>>737717806
>>737718484
Even simpler than that, Nintendo just made her look like how Zelda has always looked regardless of Tetra's physical appearance. That way fans wouldn't get confused when the reveal happened and it mirrors the Shiek = Zelda reveal too, look at Shiek's official artwork.
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>>737718883
>Koizumi's last contribution to The Legend of Zelda was giving Ganondorf a bit of introspection
I fucking kneel.
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>>737718615
>women and men do the same thing during the day
How retarded are you? Kings went outside, they went to work and to war. Women stayed safe inside behind the walls.
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>>737716846
Wouldn't it be closer to ""blackface"" since Tetra's more of a disguise rather than just being "her"?

>>737718675
Funnily, she's Tetra in the epilogue of WW and in Phantom Hourglass too, meaning there's a pretty good chance THIS Zelda just stayed Tetra alongside Link and the two had 9999999999999 children for the rest of their lives, breeding like rabbits the whole time, and "Zelda" probably never returned in this lifetime.

>>737717525
Dunno about Biden himself since nobody could understand him, but the dems in general have been leaning pretty hard on the "you're only a 'minority' worth protecting if you're useful to us" thing, and any race/nationality that doesn't fall in line just gets lumped in the same window as white people (a.k.a., ignored and berated openly.)
Shoutout to #StopAsianHate existing for a short window where the media thought it was white people abusing them, only for it to turn out to be like 99% blacks doing all the attacks and then SAH just disappeared, didn't matter if the attacks kept going, nope, media coverage gone. Asians? Beaten. Hashtag? Deleted. Hotel? Trivago.
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>>737717525
Biden is a closet racist and is doped up on treatments for his prostate cancer which lead him to saying something stupid that if you're black and you don't vote for him then you're not a real black.
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>>737718894
>Shartjak tranny making up random shit for attention like the toddler he's portraying others as
Wow, what a shock.
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>>737719641
he beat up a black guy named 'corn pop' when he was a lifeguard at a segregated pool
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>>737716846
BROWN REMOVED
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>>737718675
>people say Tetra stopped being a character after the reveal
I've never heard of this, then again the majority of people who constantly discuss video games on the internet don't actually play video games and are just referring to tertiary info they grabbed from wikis and "video essays".
That said, there's a pretty big gap between the last time you speak with her (before she gets kidnapped off-screen) and the final battle when she helps fight Ganondorf, so it could also be them not remembering shit.
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>>737717525
It's a very stupid senile old man way of saying "If you vote for the republicans as a black person you are genuinly stupid". Because, yeah, the democrats have the minority vote checked by virtue of not being republican's for the foreseeable future.
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Tetra a cute
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>>737716846
>Behold, now you are white.
>Wow.
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>>737719219
He was quoting actual Joe Biden dialogue, you retarded thirdie.
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>>737718615
The king just spent a long adventure directly on the water, something that will absolutely fry your skin without protection.
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>>737720047
>30 minutes into failing the SPLOOSH KABOOM minigame and she gives you this look
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>>737717413
Did former president of the United States Joe Biden really do that?
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>>737717413
Lost opportunity to give her flowing blonde hair and blue eyes.
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>>737717525
Pretty sure he just said something like "If you don't vote Biden you ain't black" and the cartoonist just decided to make that into an absurdist comic.
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>>737720047
She thinks you're cute too.
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>>737717525
there was a joke campaign on /pol/ named Ridin with Biden and some guy would post actual pictures of Biden next to hot black women, it was akin to those jungle fever threads
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>>737719641
>Biden is a closet racist
Nothing closet about it. But he has a D next to his name for party affiliation, so it's ok when he does it.
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>>737723912
Holy based
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>>737720047
we were so horny as kids
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>>737717413
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>>737718894
I got a good chuckle knowing that some seething fag put actual effort into making this
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>>737723976
That D means he needs to mask it under the guise of a different sort of racism. If he behaved like he did in the past, he would get eaten alive.
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>>737716846
Because the talking boat man fixed her? What’s there to talk about?
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>>737724632
lel
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>>737718894
that final boss in Earthbound is pretty spoop tbqh
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>>737723976
>racism is bad actually
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>>737717014
But you only talk about trannies for some reason.
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>>737718945
Biden has been seen on camera saying the N word, but that was recorded decades ago.
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>>737723768
Most whites don't have blonde hair
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>>737724632
heh
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>>737724632
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>>737717525
During the 2024 campaign, Biden said something along the lines of "If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black!" and that's the quote this comic is based off of.
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>>737716846
Why does no one acknowledge the fact that Tetra is just tan and not ethnically brown?
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>>737716846
Zelda just went through puberty is all, that's normal.
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As a brown guy, why do white people act like tans aren't a thing exactly
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>>737717525
Shitlib thought everyone forgot the kinds of stuff dems said a few years ago, take your smug cosmopolitan ass back to plebbit faggot
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>>737716846
Is this Zelda the one who canonically dicked her Link?
iirc, WW Link isn't even a "link" outside of being controlled by the player, he's just some rando wearing the green and looking for his sister. My impression from Skyward Sword is Link and Zelda's bloodlines do not mix, but this isn't a real Link!
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>>737733912
damn calm down
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>>737717413
huh this is the first time I laugh at a pol meme
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>>737716846
I think Nintendo should make more delicious brown tomboy Zeldas. Tetra is godtier.
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>>737720047
Tetra is my fav , imagine having a Tetra wife...
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>>737735306
Tetra would insanely popular if she Wind Waker came out today (and with TotK's visual aesthetics).
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>>737734697
We don't know, but probably. Zelda in Spirit Tracks is Tetra's granddaughter, but she's remembered as Tetra, not Zelda. Niko is still alive by Spirit Tracks and says that his roommate Link is the spitting image of the old hero he used to know in his youth.
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>>737718945
Biden didn't just appear when he became president. Hes been in office since the 70s and has said a lot of fucked up shit over the years. One of my favorites is "I don't want my kids to grow up in a racial jungle."
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>>737717525
Wow, these other replies are all fucking straight-up wrong. It hasn't been that long, but I guess most people didn't know the truth of it originally or it didn't matter, so whatever.

Biden was on a radio interview with this black guy, "Charlemagne tha God", and the host is pretty well known for doing the "both sides suck" routine, which he did on the interview a bunch. So he tries to ends things with saying a lot of people want Biden to have a female black VP and Biden is noncommital but says he's considering several, which the host kinda blows off as not good enough. He then starts to play Biden out and says
>Listen, you got to come see us when you come to New York VP Biden.
>(Biden) I will.
>Because it's a long way until November. We got more questions.
>You got more questions but I tell you if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.

Basically saying that if someone couldn't see that Trump was an awful candidate for black interests, then they probably aren't a black person. It was nowhere near as a retarded statement as people make it out to be, given who he was talking to. But yeah, it does ignore the fact that black people do exist who sre super right-wing and love Trump, even if there aren't many of them.

But I recommend you listen to the audio yourself if you actually care.

https://www.rev.com/transcript-editor/shared/VBLsK6tVFRoPXG5fL9JIbAX45j_v3qRhyQ9ZbU7YI8uRz6XliLEINEkJlDEvk7hvETsZoCtwStIc6t7uDvl7rzmCDW4?loadFrom=PastedDeeplink&ts=977.68
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What even is this thread
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>>737737015
>People talking about why Tetra was arbitrarily whitewashed when revealed as Zelda, when she had lived a life on the seas and acquired quite a tan by then
>People pointing out the comic mirrors a previous political comic about political correctness and purity testing
>People discussing both
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>>737731732
Depends on the white person. A lot of white people don't tan, they just burn. And the level of brown Tetra reaches is pretty uncommon for white people to be capable of reaching without very regimented tanning sessions.
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>>737737503
But like I didn't get mad when she became white is the point I guess I was trying to make. It didn't even hit me as something that was potentially offensive. I don't know. I know a lot of people are gonna call me mutt or otherwise, but when I played Windwaker and this happened, I just read it as her getting tanned because she was a pirate.

And then I read about how people got mad about it later on. I wouldn't have minded either way, I guess, but like, it wasn't that big of a deal.
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>>737737552
White people like to be offended for other people. It's part of our culture.
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>>737737503
Tetra is made by Asians though, and Asians tend to be able to tan VERY deeply even if they started out extremely pale. They tend to project this ability onto white people and don't know about the Celtic sun-weakness.
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>>737718484
The TRUE reason is because they didn't want her too look like a ganguro.
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>>737718675
Whoever says that hasn't played the game or did a long time ago. Hell they give her the Iconic™ Tetra™ Wink™ precisely to show she's still the same underneath.
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>>737737836
Why is she shaped like Midna
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when will she pay for her crimes of piracy?
never because the rich get away with everything
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>>737737950
Because most porn artists can't actually draw for shit
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>>737737552
I'm white and it didn't offend me either. I was just explaining why some people think her skin color change is weird and unnatural. Because to them, it is.

>>737737632
Yeah, I get that. You see that tan a ton in anime, like Azusa in K-On! But a lot of Zelda players, especially of Wind Waker back in the day, had no such knowledge and thought it was weird. I, for one, assumed it was just a magical thing like with Sheik in OoT, when I was younger and first played.
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>>737716846
its called a tan you hermit
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>>737737790
>gyaru Tetra
Uoh fuck.
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>>737716846
White people tan in the sun, she was a pirate. Christ you motherfuckers are vapid, boring, sad people.
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>>737738218
I've never seen a white person
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>>737717413
This guy completely chudded out and went from normie center-right anti-woke slop to full blown Nazi schizo posting about how much he hates Jews, women, and blacks
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>>737738218
>White people tan in the sun
Some do, some don't. Depends on how much eumelanin vs pheomelanin is produced when they're in the sun. Eumelanin is brown while pheomelanin is orangey. So like pale blondes and redheads tend to only be capable of producing the orange stuff and can't get anywhere near that deep brown color other white people can.
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>>737737987
Under what authority can she be tried for? Hyrule is gone and the various major populated islands have mayors/chiefs at best, there's no central government to enforce laws. Also most of her piracy is on Ganondorf's fleet, which only he cares about, Link butchers them on the regular.
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>>737736247
So in other words, typical Democrat double speak
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>>737738550
Sure, I guess. It was just a racial version of the right-wing "If you don't like Trump, you're a RINO" thing, but there isn't a meme soundbite for that one that I know of. Biden kinda fucked up with that line because it alienated both progressive Blacks like the guy he was talking to who think Dems are too establishment as well as religious Blacks who can lean conservative because of stuff like abortion/gays. Not that it mattered in the end, but what ever does?
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>>737738218
Why would she lose the tan
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>>737724632
lmao
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>>737738993
Why would she gain princess clothes.
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>>737738993
Because you can tell by the makeup and clothes she's supposed to be really pretty.
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>>737716846
Better wind waker let's you keep her tan and it looks weird as fuck. Anyone saying this looks natural are not being honest in the slightest
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>>737739262
That's because you're used to 20 years of fair-skinned Zelda. I think she looks fine there.
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>>737739262
nigga never fapped to ganguro girl
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>>737716846
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>>737724029
I'm still horny as an adult. I crank it to white zelda and delicious brown tetra to this day
>t. high T
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>>737739262
The version where they make the pinks purple looks a lot better
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>>737716846
>play ww as a kid
>”Oh she had a suntan”

>zoomers playing ww
>”YOO WHUT THE SHIT SHE WASNT A QUADROON LIKE ME??”

Fun how perspective changes
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>>737716846
She was a white girl that had been baked under the sun as a pirate. The king cured her of her skin cancer.
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>>737724632
Good job
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>>737739694
Now she looks like Hilda-Tetra.
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>>737724632
Why did the “give her the dick” man kill her?
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>>737717525
Biden steps on niggers. They're beneath him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgnVLu_cVs
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>I'd rather flood my kingdom forever and leave Hyrule a barren ocean than let a sandnigger like you rule over it!
What the fuck was his problem?
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>>737718883
Of course it was fucking Koizumi that worked on the most kino part of the game. It's fucking tragic that he has been put on Mario duty for the last 20 years, a series devoid of story.
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>>737718894
Sorry but dark stuff is just more kino in light-hearted games. Otherwise it's just cringe and tryhard.
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>>737739868
I thought the part where he cursed his line for being a bunch of "dune coon doe breaking race traitors" and then grabbed Tetra by the face and started screaming "CLEANSE THIS SEA SLUT OF HER NIGGERNESS GODDESSES CLEANSE THIS CHILD WHORE FOR ME" was pretty poignant.
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>>737739868
>Hyrule was never great chud!!!
>We must erase this imperialist colonialist shithole and replace the hylians with brown pirates and birdpeople!!
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>>737739868
Ganon, the demon, would destroy the world. Like he did in other dimensions. Flooded world is better than everyone being dead and tormented wraiths.
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>>737737837
I'm convinced the tetra to zelda hate is just tendies being politically correct (read: faggots)
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>>737724632
brilliant
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>>737740074
Things were pretty chill for the 7 years Ganondorf ruled of Hyrule in Ocarina of Time. You would not be sane to suggest the ocean hellhole is better than Hyrule in oot.
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>>737738263
Man just needed a reason
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>>737738263
Like a fine wine
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>>737740037
>replace the hylians with brown pirates and birdpeople!!
Yes.
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>>737740131
You mean the time where the town was all turned to zombies clutching their faces in anguish and everyone died, all the guardians became ghosts, the world was infested with skeletons and poes, etc.?

You think that was good governance from Ganondorf do you? Who did you vote for in the last election?
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>>737740207
>Who did you vote for in the last election?
Nigga, I'm all for bashing on the antifa scum but you need to let go of the jew theater
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>>737740280
Stop taking things literally.
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>>737740323
no
people are more truthful than they realise
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>>737738263
The evolution of a noticer
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>>737717525
Niggers are so dumb they have been tricked into automatically voting for Democrats ever election even though Dems were the KKK and the south (called Dixiecrats in those days) and implemented segregation laws (Jim Crow).
Biden were telling blacks to remember who they should always vote for no matter what.

I'm not joking btw, it's all true.
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>>737737632
Nips used to be called yellow. They look white but they have melanin in their skin, so they can brown without burning
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>>737738263
Nah. He was always safe edgy, talking about crimerates and smoke detector chirps, staying in the acceptable lane.

Your example better applies to that asian guy who went from communist-feminist simp comics to now making literal nazi propaganda and Hitler being an angel and jews being monsters. I dont know his name but someone knows who I am talking about
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>>737718675
You hardly spend time with Tetra or Midna after their true forms get revealed. If that shit happened 3/4 of the way through the game and not 98% through their idiosyncrasies would be remembered better
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>>737740626
Everyone has melanin in their skin. Asians have the 'yellow' reputation because the fat stores (which are yellow) under their skin are closer to the surface than in whites/arabs/jeets. So in some lighting and with some skin tones their tint can be further in that direction. Like how a white person can sometimes look pink.
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>>737739868
>The demiurge preordained you to a reincarnation cycle of hatefulness and being hated for all eternity
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>>737717525
"Fall in line, blacks" - Democrats
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I swear I'm gonna play her game soon
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>>737740621
>they have been tricked into automatically voting for Democrats ever election even though Dems were the KKK and the south (called Dixiecrats in those days)
No, by the time niggers started voting democrat the dixiecrat was long gone.
What happened. protestant church drove politics. the biggest by far was the baptist church, slaveowners made all their slaves baptist. but leading into the civil war, the baptist church split into the northern and southern baptist church, with the northern supporting abolition and the southern supporting slavery. after emancipation blacks split with the racist baptist church and created independent black churches like Ebenezer which MLK was pastor of
these churches voted republican because lincoln was republican, and stayed republican up until FDR because part of FDR's new deal policies and his takedown of institutional slavery in prep for WW2
black churches automatically vote for 1 party tho, it's been that way for generations until they stopped voting democrat and voted trump
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>>737739868
"That kingdom is dead. Don't ruin what's here today for some mad delusions for a throne that no longer exists. Fuck off."
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>>737716846
You are all arguing about politics and race like complete fucking newfags. You fundamentally misunderstand the Japanese mindset.
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>>737740621
This anon >>737741058 has it more correct. I have older now-passed family that voted Democrat their whole life because they were Dixiecrats. They were called "yellow dog" democrats and I would hear the term come up when people were grumbling about my Meemaw voting for Clinton or whatever. But the actually-racist politicians themselves had all long since swapped over to the Republicans, which is why my family got so mad about my "yellow dog democrat" Meemaw and shook their heads at her. The more issue-knowledgable voters and younger voters knew that if you wanted someone tough on niggers, it had to be a Republican. So most Black folks voted generally opposite of however my family was voting, which meant Democrat at the federal level pretty much since at least Kennedy.
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>>737717529
This, niggers know nothing. White people get browner in the sun folks, but you would not know that, niggers. You cant be a nigger and have blonde hair as well. The sea reflects sunlight too, so it would only make sense for her to get tanned.
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>>737741692
Ummmmm, sorry, honey. Zelda is BLACK QUEEN and you can't erase her identity with your racism.
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>>737717525
>What did he actually mean by this?
The greatest con was the Democrats convincing Black voters that the Republicans were the party of racist White people. Truth is that the majority of republicans aren't racist, and close to half of them aren't even White. The recent SPLC indictment shows the lengths that Democrats have to go to keep up the lie that republicans are racist and keep Black people voting democrat at a 92% rate.
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>>737742068
>Truth is that the majority of republicans aren't racist, and close to half of them aren't even White
I used to live in minnesota and it was racist as fuck but mostly towards indians because the somalis only infest the cooch of minneapolis.
minneapolis is a den of blue and the rest of the state was 50/50, but in the rura areas dem or republican they hated indians, call em drunk thieving wife beaters
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>>737741229
>"That kingdom is dead.
No it isn't, I can literally see the verdant plains and trees growing. A dead kingdom is the barren rocks people are clinging too because the entire world is XTREEM Hoenn now.
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>>737742592
People conflate xenophobia and racism because the former often turns into the latter. It's normal to hate foreigners, they're shifty and act funny.
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>>737739319
>Uhm, it's actually your princess-normative views that make you think it doesn't look good
Rope faggot.
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>>737742609
I didn't say the land, I said the kingdom. So long as the land and the kingdom are there, Ganondorf will continue to assail it and antagonize the people living there. So King Hyrule chose to take the toy away permanently. No one lives in Hyrule Castle anymore. It's a relic of the past. Let the past stay dead.
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>>737742834
Feel free to take your own advice, retard.
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>>737742842
>Hyrule is just the castle and nothing else
Goddamn classsit king. No wonder nobody in Hyrule cried when he got died.
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>>737742886
Anyone who tells anyone what their eyes see isn't what they see deserves death you faggot, imagine trying to be tough using leftist talking points.
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>>737723903
Is this brownface?
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>>737742952
>this person's brain is dead
>GODDAMN BRAINIST DOCTOR!! The body isn't just the brain! There are other organs, you know?
This is how you sound
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>>737742956
>Anyone who tells anyone what their eyes see isn't what they see deserves death you faggot
Do holograms send you into convulsions? Do you fly into a seething rage when a chest turns out to be a mimic, or when you find an illusionary wall? What a faggot.
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>>737742068
>Truth is that the majority of republicans aren't racist
This is completely true, but it's also true that if you're a "real" racist in modern America, there's no way in hell you're voting Democrat and will probably vote straight-ticket Republican barring a few independent or libertarian guys who aren't afraid to break off so they can be more openly racist.

However, most people don't hate "minorities" as much as they hate poor people and people with different religions. Different cultural stuff, like language and food, also makes people pretty uncomfortable until they get used to the ideas that different can often be good and can exist without replacing their own culture. Race is just a proxy for that to most people, and most people know "being racist is bad" so they make some level of effort to accept people that look different than them... as long as they talk right, make enough money, and go to the right kind of church. So, in practice, they end up being racist. For example, one side of town is "ghetto" because it's poor, not because it's 80% Black or Hispanic. But then many of those same people thiking that way will also avoid Black and Hispanic people, not wanting to do business with them or have their kids share a school, because they assume they are poor/violent/Catholic/Muslim/whatever based on skin color. And because of that, they can rationalize it away. It's why you have Black politicians and advocates crying out all the time for resources to be directed to Black neighborhoods/people, and then Republican white politicians respond with, "Whoa, this isn't about race. Why are you being racist?" The white dudes often have zero clue they are implementing effectively-racist policies when they think all they are doing is driven by a "fuck poor people" policy. Their solution is "just don't be poor" to those communities, which is a lot easier said than done when you have to push uphill.
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>>737738263
It's either that or troon out it seems, and troonings on a decline
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>>737743049
>Turning the discussion of ideas into concrete objects because his brain isn't built to handle abstract concepts
You're retarded too it seems. And you're telling people what they feel is wrong on top of it. The gall.
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>>737743013
How does that relate to Hyrule being just fine without a castle nobody but the richest man in town goes to?
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>>737743107
You ARE wrong. Because you can't help but bite at what enrages you, like a dog. Take a serious look in the mirror you dense fuck.
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>>737743153
>a castle
Stop moving goal posts. Stop being reductionist.
The discussion started talking about the kingdom.
Without a proper monarchy the rest of the country becomes uncoordinated and prime to be overtaken by another entity that does still have a monarchy.
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>>737740207
Most people aren't ready to hear this, but the Stalchildren went away when Ganondorf took charge. He made the roads safer at night when no one else did.
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90% of black girls in Japanese games are Okinawan coded. She always had a tan, she was never a negro
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>>737743313
>90% of black girls in Japanese games are Okinawan coded.
Is there some specific reason they have Okinawan programmers create the black girls?
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>>737743262
Hyrule is the land, not the monarchy. The people getting to a better place to live is more important than the King not making a wish that restored Hyrule AND removed Ganondorf. So he fucked up his one wish and relied on a 4 year old to save the day (and completely remove Ganon anyway hmmmm weird)
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>>737742792
minnesota was xenophobic too, I got the cops called on me by my neighbors who didn't see me often because I was not a blonde viking stereotype filfhy minnesotan scum are also not scandnavian, they're from kraut stock and are lapsed mennonites
but when I worked in retail the mangers would literally say, go watch that brown guy and make sure he doesn't steal, or you'll get coaching
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>>737743459
>Hyrule is the land
No, Hyrule is a Nation, which is composed by a specific genetic makeup of people, which are organized by a monarchy.
I will not even read the rest of your post
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>>737743056
Democrat cities have had an affordability crisis for decades. Poor people need to be subsidized by the government just to exist. Democrats step in offering programs, EBT, rent control, and soft on crimes policies, which seem great in the short term, but lock poor minorities into a perpetual cycle of poverty, violence, and reliance on handouts from the Democrats as te state becomes hostile to business and affordability becomes even more dire. The advice to "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" is bitter, but sorely needed medicine. If Georgia became a solid blue state, then Atlanta would go from being one of the few black majority world cities in the US to a dilapidated shithole like Chicago after a generation. Democrat super majorities lead to ruin because there's nothing to check their disastrous policies that they use to shore up power and control.
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>>737724632
HAKAI
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>>737716846
NOOO WHERE THE HECK DID XIR MELANIN GO??? YOU WHITEWASHED A WHITE CHARACTER WITH A TAN!

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN...
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>that final boss in Earthbound is pretty spoop tbqh
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>>737716846
She was just really tanned, though.
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>japanese people's skin tone ranges from porcelain to leather depending on their tan level
>japanese people make a video game where a light-skinned character gets a tan
>she later loses the tan and goes back to being light-skinned
>25 years later, light-skinned people get offended on behalf of people whose skin tone is dark without a tan because the tanned character removed her tan
we live in a silly world
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>>737743939
Nah, it's just Nintendo fan autism thinking a costume change means a personality change too
>She isn't tan any more? Noooooo now she's not sarcastic and teasing anymore and she's a meek dainty princess who only cares about fashion or something!
>She isn't a hideous goblin creature? Noooooo now she's not sarcastic and teasing anymore and she's a meek dainty princess who only cares about fashion or something!
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>>737717525
its weird how leftsist have the momory of a goldfish and didnt remember how racist biden was just 30 years ago, he was a raving lunatic even before he went senile
but with how hard obama era propaganda was pushed biden was magically rebranded into some leftist icon
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>>737743597
Your personal view on their policies and predictions of a hypothetical future isn't really relevant to the discussion of "why do people vote this way", but you did just give a great example of what the average "not racist" person says when asked why they think Democrats are the worst thing ever and will stomach an alliance with the most racist shithead they know over voting for someone in that party.
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>>737741679
>muh party swap
fuck off
dems literally divide people based on races and made their entire platform about making people hate themselves based on gender/race
how leftists act we can see in soviet union, mao china and milion other places where far left governments gained power, it instantly turns into ethnic cleansings, genocides, starvation and general racial persecutions
its the cucked "conservatives" that allow those evil leftist dogs to do what they want and will agree to every insane policy
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>>737737205
thanks chad gpt
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>>737744406
You're welcome, unthinking anon.
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>>737716846
it's weird that they just erased tetra completely and replaced her with a new girl

tetra was a good zelda too, it was a shame she just got deleted like that
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>>737717337
She was dead in Spirit Tracks, she could possess the Phantoms (the suits of armor) although they only appeared in the Tower of Spirits (and I think a few places outside of the Tower of Spirits, but Link wasn't able to empower the Lokomo Sword so he couldn't get Zelda to possess them).
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>>737744134
Biden was pretty unpopular with progressives who actually identify as "leftists". That's entirely what the interview where he said the "you ain't black" comment was about. A progressive black dude was complaining that he didn't have a black female VP picked out yet and started saying that the Deomacrats/Biden were no different from Republicans unless he did. Then Biden basically just said that if someone seriously couldn't see why Biden was better for their interests than Trump, then they weren't black. He gained a lot of points with those same people once he made Harris his VP, even though he was the same guy who had a reputation for being "tough on crime" (for a Democrat) and picked a VP with the same reputation that a lot of far-left voters really disliked. But Biden was simultaneously very palatable to moderates for that exact reason. He was an old establishment Democrat who supported the 90s crime bill, didn't support marijuana legalization, and other policies that were kind of classic bipartisan stances that "lefties" disliked. He was Catholic, so while not being Protestant, he was still a straight Christian white man. People mostly rallied behind him entirely because they thought he was mid-tier. You still won't even find a lot of praise for him on places like reddit. It's all people still looking back at Obama or even Bush fondly, and a bunch of redditors are always buttblasted that Biden initially tried to run a second time even though he said he wouldn't and then unceremoniously tapped Harris as his replacement as a final "fuck you" to the party for bullying him out of the race. They all like him better than Trump, but he isn't on their list of heroes by any means.
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>>737744626
She wasn't dead, Cole just removed her soul from her body so he could incarnate Malladus' soul into it instead. Zelda's divine bloodline made her the ideal host for the so-called Demon King.
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>>737744216
>Your personal view on their policies and predictions of a hypothetical future
There's nothing hypothetical about it, I live in bluer than Dodger blue Los Angeles and everyone is struggling to keep their head above water. Gas was 5 dollars a gallon before Iran. The most progressive state in the union is a nighmare shithole that is entirely propped up by the tech sector that is fleeing to red states.
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>>737744245
If your reaction to that information is to sperg out like this, I suggest you unplug from following politics entirely.
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>>737744824
>The most progressive state in the union is a nighmare shithole that is entirely propped up by the tech sector that is fleeing to red states.
Honestly I'd say Illinois or New York is more progressive than LA. LA is deadlocked by its ineffective city council, so nothing can ever get built. Remember the high-speed rail project? It'd be fuckin nice to ride a bullet train to San Francisco, Sacramento, and Los Vegas whenever I want, but that's never gonna happen at this rate.
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>>737744928
The bullet train was always retarded. We have planes that can fly us in half the time and without having to haggle with hundreds of thousands of property owners in between destinations to lay down track. All it takes is one guy to tell state officials he's not interested to derail the whole project, pun intended.
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>>737744824
Well I'm not from Cali, but you don't seem to know your own state well if you think "tech" is the only thing funding its economy. California grows more and produces more than basically all other states. That's what having a large amount of excellent farmland with coastal ports with a fuckhuge propulation and workforce gets you.
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>>737738263
a standard libertarian to fascist pipeline(they didn't "just leave him alone")
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>>737745163
Agriculture is a big part of the economy, but the only sector with massive projected growth year over year was tech. Without tech the line no longer goes up, and when that happens, the state will no longer be able to borrow as much money as could before as capital will stop flowing into the state. It's like a cancer patient trying to get a bank loan for a house to run a bed and breakfast in the middle of nowhere, it ain't happening. California can subsist on agriculture, shipping, and service economy bs, but subsistence is the opposite of thriving, it's just barely getting by. All the capital is fleeing with tech to red states.
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>>737738263
Zionism is heresy
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>>737739868
Honestly based, I'd rather my homeland gone forever instead of ruled by sand diggers
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>>737735441
>this would be better with slop aesthetics
why?
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>>737744860
kiddo
can ignore politic, but politics wont ignore you
stick your head up your ass if you want, dont tell others to do it though, k?
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>>737744653
>. You still won't even find a lot of praise for him on places like reddit.
Pure revisionist history
You couldnt go to reddit FOR YEARS with entire front page not being just Biden glazing and every sub and twitter being spammed with memes oh how totally badass, cool, and progressive Biden is
The fact leftsist as always claim they were cheated after the fact, and it will work next time is another matter
Like every leftist says, communism hasnt been tried yet
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>>737741679
The "they switched over to republican" argument is so dumb, democrats are the ones still pushing for segregation today . They are clever about it saying that blacks need safe spaces from those hecking racist republicans. They claim that niggers are too stupid to get an id so we shouldn't have that in the voting system. Democrats are the most racist people I've ever seen, just that they trick you into thinking it's "good racism". Even Joe Biden was on video in the 80s or something talking about how schools were becoming jungles with all the desegregation. You think he changed his views? He was like 45 at that time. Dems are just racist and manipulative.
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>>737738263
Anyone reasonable finds himself hating jews women and black if he actually thinks long enough about it. There's a reason leftism can't survive without censorship, free discussion always turn right wing because that's how reality is.
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>>737739868
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>>737718281
it's only messed up if you view everything through a racialized lens, as the world increasingly does
i would be no more attached to a tan than a haircut, it's not a racial characteristic
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>>737718945
Biden explicitly told blacks that if they don't vote for him then they aren't black.
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>>737747053
>Without safeguards, things become enshittified
>Even conversations
Shocking revelation, anon.
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>>737717413
man if only we listened
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>>737716846
Stuff like this and Roxas and the ancients in FFXIV is a major philosophical thought process.
Tetra is her own person, even if her entire body down to the DNA is Zelda (I've never actually played a Zelda game so idk)
And she simply ceases to exist. If we believe every theory of rebirth or the afterlife, people like Tetra are the only beings in the universe who completely cease to exist. Everyone else is allowed to be reborn or continues to live in the afterlife. When Zelda dies, that version of Zelda moves on. Tetra is in eternal purgatory.
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>>737748307
Bro she's literally in the fucking ending.
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>>737748384
And the sequel
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>>737739868
Nintendo wanted to move on from Hyrule
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>>737748809
>Nintendo
Aonuma.
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>>737724632
improved
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>>737717525
Democrats think niggers are their loyal pets. This is also why liberals love all spics except Cubans. Cause they vote right wing.
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>>737718484
>that pic
INFINITELY better
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>>737718607
>brazilian monkey artist
of course
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>>737739868

You literally described it. He didn't want a br*wn ruining his kingdom.
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>>737739262
It looks weird because of her bizarre green-tinted hair. If she kept the Tetra proper blonde it'd look good.
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>>737749697
Wind Waker's art direction is too goddamn fluorescent. It's like a box of highlighters vomited all over the screen.
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>>737735441
>it would be better if it looked 10x worse
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>>737718615
Males are generally a lot darker next to females. Y'know, being outside and shit.
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>>737717485
Cope
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>>737723534
Link when he splooshes and kabooms her pussy
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>>737716846
First time getting white washed?
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>>737740012
100% truthnuke
Juxtaposition is the only reason darkness even works, always been
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>>737744097
I mean she really does go from a sassy and fun character to bland bread after the change
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>>737744097
But thats true in midnas case she instantly became more mature and lost all goblin emergy because she regained all her confidence
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>>737740627
Sinfest didn't change that much ir you think about it.
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>>737750546
*bleached
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Is this the new Zelda girls thread?
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>>737740621
Parties have flip flloped A LOT since then Anon. You know the south used to be a democratic strong hold right?
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Princess Zelda just keeps getting better
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>>737716846
They totally ripped off the Tip to Ozma transformation from the Wizard of Oz
I bet it was planned to have Tetra a guy
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>>737750546
Built for Rosalina mommy cock
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>>737719743
>>737724797
Good tendie catch lmao
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>>737716846
Lucky lil mulatto
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>>737752104
It was just a rehash of Sheik again from OoT. Aonuma has no original ideas.
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>>737717806
have you ever heard of a tan
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>>737737987
piracy is a victimless crime
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>>737751534
We haven't died yet. I was planning on making another thread, but might let this one finish first. We shall see.
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TELL ME ABOUT THE GORONS
WHY DO THEY WEAR THE HAT MASKS
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>>737738263
I don't know who this good lad is, but he sounds fucking based.
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I remember how back in the 90s, losing your tan used to be seen as a positive thing. It's weird how we've regressed.
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>>737723903
HOW DOES HE KNOW?!?!?
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>>737753538
Not in burger land. The war against sun exposure took another couple decades.
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>>737737503
>A lot of white people don't tan
absolute horseshit, everyone tans beyond some albino abominations.
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>>737716846
You mean when they made Tetra boring?
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>>737750594
No, she still acted the same
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>>737717806
Tetra was tanned
Princesses don't tan because tans are ugly and cause skin aging
They wanted a pretty princess
Thus Tetra lost her tan
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>>737737503
The Irish are a single ethnicity and are not representative of the white race, in fact, they are not actually white, similar to modern Italians and people from California
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>>737724632
Descartes edits are consistently some of the best out there.
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>>737755791
Irish are about 3/4 native celt and about 1/4 germanic (anglos and vikings). They are actually one of the most racially pure ethnicities in Europe. English are a very similar composition but much more germanic.
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>>737755915
Quiet wop, the Anglos are speaking
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>>737716846
She was tanned because she was a pirate living on a boat. Did people miss this?
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>>737716846
Kek I always thought this was strange as a kid
I get that it's a disguise but instantly changing her skin color is just jarring
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>>737750617
First thing out of True Midna's mouth was a cheeky joke.
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I'm not sure how tan I could get considering I never go outside. It's always cloudy in France anyway.
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>>737756707
Spend a few hours on a boat in sunny weather and you'll get there. Well, after the sunburn wears off anyway.
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>>737723903
Salvatore is one of my favorite characters in the series.
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>>737739694
Yeah, this looks better and fine. The pink just doesn't match well with the tan.
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>>737744245
Trump has been doing, in real time, literally everything you just said. Why is the right so blind to their own actions?
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>>737720047
You're now imagining Tetra's sopping wet clothes clinging to her body and highlighting every detail of her figure
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I wish I had a zelda GF.
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>>737738218
Irish people don’t.
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>>737757298
woah this ganon sounds deep
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>>737740027
When did Tetra go to Greee?
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Bowser kidnaps Peach cause he wubs her
Ganon kidnaps Zelda cause she's a necessary pawn in his ultimate quest for power and world domination
One of these losers has cuck mentality the other is a raging incel
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>>737716846
tanned white girls are not brown girls
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imagine how shit tetras skin is by 19 with all that sun and seasalt
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>>737753538
Tans are indicative of working outside, so high-class women would try to be as white as possible with the peak of the craze being French ladies using obscene amounts of powder.
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>>737753538
Those are ganguro girls.
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>>737716846
ayo that bitch got reverse galo sengen'd
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>>737717525
Dude always said weird shit, getting senile doesn't exactly help in that department either.
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>>737748809
>>737748835
>move on from Hyrule
>Tetra and Link found the land of New Hyrule in Spirit Tracks
Sasuga, Aonuma.
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>>737758208
Her hair is more green than Link's blonde though.
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>>737757986
>ganguro girls.
What?
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>>737718607
>Ancient Hyrulian magic that removes a tan
>tan
Yet retards are still convinced that she's black or some shit.
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>>737724632
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>>737716846
I know you guys don't go outside that much but she's a fucking pirate on the high seas and there's this thing called a "tan" that exists.
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>>737758335
>>737758375
God why is everything so green in the Wii U demaster?
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>>737750546
She was white in Mario Land, retard.
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>>737716846
I genuinely don't understand why shit like this persists given how the countless times it's been proven wrong and people are forced to learn that nips can tan to a pretty dark tone. If a lightly brown character in Japanese media doesn't have an undeniable racial identifier, there's a 95% chance that they are just a nip with a tan.
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>>737718484
Is there a mod for Tetra having pale skin, or is it declared "wacist" or some shit?
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>>737718607
95% of /v/ threads are just Twitter reposts because everyone uses the same few fucking websites and they want to be able to say the nigger word without getting permabanned or shadowbanned.
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>>737718883
Fucking hell, it really was Koizumi all along. He's the only Zelda writer to ever give a shit.
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>>737718883
He certainly delivered.
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>>737739868
Its literally:
Ganondorf: Nostalgic
King: Based and redpilled

Remember, the spaceworld reveal was far before they had written the story, aonuma saw people bitching about WW not being OoT and literally made the ootbabies the villain.
Of course the lorefags instantly took the wrong view of all this and started to tell people ganondorf was "misunderstood" and somehow made "coveting thy neighbor's belongings" as a good thing.

WW has a great story, its just a shame the game itself is an absolute mess, I think it would have been way cooler if it were released on a more powerful console and had a more botw-like approach, since the dungeons were bedshitters anyway.
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>>737716846
>tfw Zelda was gyaru
'Twas a wonderful era
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>>737758096
the stupid zoomers in my guild dont get this reference, I hate them so much.
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>>737762462
Zoomers are the Germans of generations

https://youtu.be/fB8VGJnDUik

>Philipp Mainländer (1841–1876) proposed a philosophy where life is inherently worthless and non-existence is preferable, arguing that the universe is the result of a divine, cosmic suicide. He viewed life as a slow, painful process of decay toward "nothingness," making the individual's "will to die" a rational, quiet desire for peace, rather than a cowardly act.
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>>737762241
I wish the Ghost Ship was a dungeon like it is in Phantom Hourglass.
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>200 posts of "uhhhhhh it's a tan"
Yeah, we know. No-one is saying she's changing race. But the king does steal her melanin, undress her and change her hairstyle, for some reason.

In OoT Sheik changes skin/eye colour and build when turning into Zelda because Sheik was a magical disguise. Tetra was not a disguise.
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>>737762916
A couple weeks ago I saw three or four new videos come out from zoomer youtubers literally boasting that they were "fighting against the system" by refusing to form relationships, make friends, have kids, or do work.
I watched about five minutes of one of them, but after he spent those 5 minutes bitching about how millennials ruined his life and that if you do anything other than simply exist then you are giving power to your enemies, I closed that shit and bothered not to watch others.

of course none of that has to do with galo sengen or windwaker.
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>>737763174
I replayed it last year and had completely mixed up WW and PH in that regard, imagine my disappointment when I track down the bastard and its just...a normal ship with some wizzarobes.
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>>737763273
Yeah, but who gives a fuck?
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>>737763336
Zoomers are Germans and Millennials are Greeks
You simply cannot rewrite the Greeks
Tetra is Greek and Zelda is German
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>>737762916
zoomers are nihilists
millennials are existentialists
gen x are absurdists
boomers are christcucks
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What is Hyrule's tax policy?
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>>737764776
A small boy will occationally break into your home and commit property damage while collecting your rubies as taxes towards rescuing the kingdom. Duh.
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>>737763273
King Daphnes personally applied mascara and eyeshadow onto her.
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>>737765564
Must have taken lessons from Rauru
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>>737763273
>steals her melanin
And? Nobody except shitskins care.
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>>737716846
>Lets transform the energetic pirate tomboy into a soulless princess
What were they thinking?
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>>737716846
Tetra is cute but im still glad they made this change because the butthurt it causes to this day is hilarious.
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>>737752197
>H-heh g-gottem...
...14 hours later after working up the courage to reply like the little worm you are.
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>>737747423
Enshitification is caused by the gooberment doe. That is true for everything.
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>>737716846
>>737724632
>>737728892
>>737753538
>>737758335
I hate normies so fucking much it's unreal
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>>737756130
It's a parody of another comic but also, if you've paid any attention, they will definitely claim tanned people are POC because it implies they they can't have light skin
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>>737766128
Wrong, it's caused by the stock market.
Businesses offer shit and services for free to lure in customers while making millions in losses each months
You can only operate at a loss for so many years before you have to try to make a profit above $0 or else your shareholders will sue you.

Unless you mean it's the governments fault for not stomping the rats in New York, in which case, yes
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>>737747423
>if you aren't on my side, you are shit, and that's why you need to be censored
Based Pol Pot enjoyer
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>>737716846
Zelda should be a Gerudo though...
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>>737717525
he had brain spiders at that point
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>>737767228
The majority of their income is from government gibs, because TPTB have a vested interested interest in spreading atrocious propaganda.
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>>737717529
this, she's a pirate, she's out in the sun all day probably has the complexion of a leather boot, saved only by her youth
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>>737717525
>there are people browsing 4chan that don't remember something so recent
I could maybe understand if you were on some other, more insulated and curated site, but unless you're a complete newfag, you should have known better.
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>>737745024
>We have planes that can fly us in half the time
If you have the high speed rail people can commute from LA to SF to do those $50K salary jobs that would classify as low income. Fly is expensive and there is a hard cap on the number of bodies you can move in a plane. You can move way more on a fast train.
Where the HSR is bad is it never envisioned a world were remote work would kill the Bart system. Everyone moved out of the Bay Area to the valley and remotes in to what tech jobs are still based there.
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"Gerudos could be here" Darunia thought, "I've never been in this valley before. There could be Gerudo anywhere." The brisk mountain air felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE GERUDOS! he thought. Saria’s Song reverberated the entire Goron City, making it pulsate even as the 9 rupee red potion circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of desert thieves after dark. "With a Goron roll, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
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>gets morphed into someone who existed 100 years ago having your old identity erased
damn
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>>737753538
It's almost as if the game is trying to paint a contrast between the prim and proper ancient hyrule that the king and ganondorf seek to restore and the ocean world that these kids inherited
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>>737768484
That Hyrule was better than the shitty ocean with nothing in it?
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tingle owns all of the oceans rupees by the end
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>>737762241
King Daphnes is equally as nostalgic for Hyrule as Ganondorf. They're narrative parallels, the difference being that the king learns to let go and let the kids have their own future
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>>737768660
Everyone agrees that the ocean is shit lol but the ocean still brings hope. Tetra and Link do find new land eventually and create a new land instead of returning to the old one
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>>737764736
TRUTHNUKE
>not a single G*rman Philosopher believes in existentialism
Funny how that works.
Do they not realize they were solely writing about German people and not everyone is autistic and moody as them?
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>>737768987
And dey carred dat new rand “New Hyrure” (raughs)
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>make a Zelda game based on exploring the seas
>no fishing minigame until the direct-to-DS sequel
A wasted opportunity.
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>>737770620
Yup, it peaked and there doesn't need to be a sequel or continuation of the timeline, that's what they've been trying to do but fans are always hungry for more slop.
Nintendo should just live off royalties for them and their families and only make games when they want/aren't forced or inhibited by long nose tribe
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>>737770986
I hate fishing and I hate minigames
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>>737747225
his actual words were "if you don't know if you're for me or for Trump, you ain't black"
so being undecided = not black
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>>737723768
Actual green, not light brown, freckled or yellow, is more precious than blue.
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>>737770986
the ww fish is your fren :(
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>>737716846
Learn how the sun works retard. She is tanned because she is 24h a day out in the sea in the boiling hot weather. She's brown for the same reason Daisy is brown and the people in middle east and africa..
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>>737771116
Gigacuck
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>>737717525
Modern Americans are incapable of electing anyone who isn't senile to the presidency. We must respect their ways of life
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>>737771971
Stop pretending you aren't one of us
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As someone going through another WW replay, I am enjoying the game discussion.
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>>737723768
No, it's good as it is, like see th ehair is still curly like it originally was just a different kind of curly
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>>737716846
I always thought her skin being lightened was because royalty/high class women wore cakes of makeup and their faces were powdered to hell back in medieval times.
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>>737766128
No, enshittification is caused by the want of money. Things become worse as passion makes way for profit. The counter to this are laws limiting the reach of profit.
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>>737771893
Cope, dungeons mog fishing
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>>737718607
>Politics trending
>Baal
uh
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>>737773443
What dungeons?
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>>737717525
Biden has always been laughably racist. Not like you called a jeet a jeet racist but gave speeches for dead KKK members racist. But he gets a pass because he's "a progressive Democrat". The Dems expect black people to fall in line and if they don't they berate and degrade them. The idea that Dems care about minorities is only when the minorities will vote for them and then shut up. If you speak up you're treated worse then by the Reps most the time.
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>>737719640
What died faster Stop Asian Hate or Monkeypox being the next covid?
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>>737774158
Definitely the former.
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>>737773904
>But he gets a pass because he's "a progressive Democrat".
No, he was elected because the alternative was Trump. No one has ever called him "progressive", he's en establishment Democrat and it's been increasingly clear over the past years that Democrats won't save you, they're just -slightly- left of Republicans to score brownie points. One party wants to keep everything status quo, the other wants to actively make things worse.

Neither are your friends.
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>>737774396
I think you misunderstood me anon because I agree with you. Sadly the establishment dems were trying to call him progressive during his terms.
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>>737772902
The want for money and a better livelihood is what motivates people to get off their ass and actually produce things. To think that all, or even most of the entertainment you take for granted was made purely out of passion is naive. To believe that regulating industries and restricting people's freedom to produce somehow leads to better quality products is on the same level as flat earthism.
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>>737757423
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>>737767228
The stock market is propped up by the government. It is illegal in the United States to not make a profit for your shareholders.
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>>737716846
I thought she was supposed to be tan and because they wanted to hide her identity better.

Instead of "she is obviously zelda" if she was just pale skin as well.
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>>737773840
Spirit Tracks dungeons
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need tomboy gf
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>>737774681
the best media is all ALL free, like Cave Story or Imouto to Goushujinsama
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>>737774158
Monkeypox felt like it lasted a week.
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>>737775482
>>737776365
Love this dude's art.
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>>737776585
crazy good art
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>>737776365
This is a child
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>>737758518
It was a style of having bleached hair, deep tans, and wearing a bunch of makeup. They don't really fit the fashion style, though. It's what the pokemon Jynx was based off of before Ameritards chimped out about blackface
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i don't know why but i distinctly remember being genuinely confused at why i found this dumb section of this dumb video with tetra so endearing in a weird way when i first watched in a long time ago
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>>737776929
This is a chud.
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>>737777352
I know you are but what am I?
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>>737777121
here's a smoother version
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>>737776929
Tetra is 35 according to her crewmen.
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>>737774681
And yet committee-born AAA trash that costs hundreds of millions of dollars yet gets shitcanned in less than a year continues to proliferate the industry, with people cheering on said companies for floundering and going bankrupt. There obviously has to be a balance between passion and profit, but when the latter is chased too hard it becomes very obvious the former is lacking.

And if left alone, industries will naturally gravitate towards the latter. Monopolies form, costs are passed to the consumer, services and products become worse and are charged for higher prices. And the money made for that doesn't wind up back in employee bank accounts, it just lines the CEOs' pockets. Safety laws are ignored, employees and customers are put at risk, and you have to take a gamble on everything, not knowing if you're going to get scammed or poisoned. This is how China operates, it's only illegal if you get caught.

The chief means of counteracting this are laws keeping things from getting that bad. Can you imagine if there weren't laws dictating people have to wear seatbelts when riding in cars? If there weren't laws saying you can't be on your phone while driving, or driving while drunk? Can you imagine how much worse things would be if these infractions weren't actively penalized? This is why regulations exist.
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>>737717210
>then im afraid youre not black
>>737741754
>Zelda is a BLACK QUEEN
God, I wish she was.
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>>737774892
>kids have a tan
>Link doesn't
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>>737718615
Ignoring the king is a ghost thus does not age or tan
Retard
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>>737731531
2020 campaign, he didn't run in 2024 since Harris was already the one basically doing all of his duties for his entire term.
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>>737777854
Too busy running dungeons setting in place items for his grandson in spirit tracks
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>>737739868
Given what every version of Ganon did, Daphnes did the right thing. Better Hyrule be destroyed forever than let Demise reborn rape it further.

It's the same mentality you guys have with game franchises infected by woke. Wouldn't you do the same?
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>>737770312
>talks about philosophy
>apparently doesn't even know Heidegger
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>>737778701
Tetra wouldn't act like this
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>>737777854
I've seen artists think Tetra is actually dark skinned and draw their kids as mixed
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>>737779140
backbreaking sex with toph
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>>737779236
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>>737779140
>nigga is just trying to rewrite Heraclitus
Not original enough.
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>>737779279
child toph
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>>737779236
Sokka, get off 4chan
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>>737777470
cute
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>>737777580
>And yet committee-born AAA trash that costs hundreds of millions of dollars yet gets shitcanned in less than a year continues to proliferate the industry, with people cheering on said companies for floundering and going bankrupt
Ok and? Its a good thing they go bankrupt for producing shit products. Even when they dont go bankrupt when they should, its because the government bails them out.
>Monopolies form, costs are passed to the consumer, services and products become worse and are charged for higher prices
Natural monopolies dont exist as all monopolies are propped up by the state, which you are actively advocating for handing more power to through unnecessary regulations. The worse, more expensive products would inevitably be surpassed through the competition providing better and cheaper products. This is why Valve basically controls most of the PC market share and cant just get away with charging 1000% markup on its products and services.
>safety
Safety regulations are a somewhat different story, but are not on the same level of discussion as video game companies. Regulations, especially on creative industries, only stifle innovation and creativity.
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>>737726760
>racism good actually
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>>737774158
StopAsianHate was kind of a fart in the wind, imho. It just kinda showed up, people asked "wait, who's hating Asians?" and then it was gone.

Monkeypox lasted a while, long enough for politicians to do the "your hate is just bigotry, I have Monkeypox, see? Am I a monster? I'm just like you, an everyday man, it's just a sore" thing and the "we're changing the name to m-pox because Monkeypox is racist (???)" thing.
The weirdest part was how serious they were about it, constantly doing this thing where it felt like they were implying it was deadly or a mega-contagious thing more contagious than covid from beginning to end, when at worst it might cause some scarring, and it only spreads by skin-to-sore contact.
...and then it slowly became known that Monkeypox is showing up on almost exclusively the mouths, butts and genitals of gay men, married gay couples' kids and married gay couples' dogs, and "WHOOPS, where'd Monkeypox go??? haha lol that thing? Who cares, focus on covid! Are we still on this monkeypox thing??? You're being weird, psshhhhh."

>>737776336
See above. Weirdly though I did get an "mpox" vax ad about six months later on the radio though. Just, like, one.

>>737716846
Day 2 of me checking this thread and really wanting to play Wind Waker again. I can do it, I just haven't.
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how many stealth ai slop threads do we need
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>>737716846
>Brown people are so ignorant they don't know about tans
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>>737777854
link wasnt a grannys baby at home his entire life.
unlike tetra that had to work stealing and raping on the seven seas 24/4?
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>>737717525
Better not to dwell on it. Chuds are masters of double-think and self-delusion.
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>>737785746
>all PoCs are actually tanned!
Lamarkism is dead.
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>>737777121
>>737777470
I used to watch this vid over and over for this exact scene because I thought the way she was looking at me with concern and disgust was hot as fuck. Probably the first time I started jacking off was because of this scene alone. Not even one of those weird faggots that likes getting stepped on or called mean words or anything, I just see that type of face, and to this day get an erection from it. Idid grow up in a household with an absolutely batshit insane single mom, just in case there's any correlation there.
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>>737718894
Meanwhile "adult" dark themes:
>Rape
>murder
>rape
>domestic abuse
>rape
>child abuse
>Sexual assault (rape)
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>>737786570
i just found it really weirdly cute, maybe it is the sorta disgusted expression i still can't exactly place it i just remember that i also watched it over and over again yeah
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>>737786570
>>737787747
>>737777121
The fuck? I did exactly the same thing. Why is that expression so loin-tingling?
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>>737740207
Only castle town was attacked, because that is where the temple of time was and Ganondorf took over Hyrule castle. And Hyrule field suddenly no longer had skeletons coming out of the ground and attacking, just some harmless poes. All things considered, it was way better than the entire kingdom being flooded. And what exactly did the flood mean for the rest of the world, wouldn't it flood other lands? Are we supposed to assume Hyrule was just in a giant pit below sea level?
>You think that was good governance from Ganondorf do you? Who did you vote for in the last election?
So democrats want to destroy the entire country just because Trump won? Not a good look for them as usual.
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>>737788363
first awakening of brown vidya girl love maybe
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>>737739262
Nelda



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