How many brown zoomies do you think would perish if jigsaw strapped them to a chair and forced them to complete either campaign of RE1 in 10 hours to not have their somali waterheads ripped off?
Zero survivors.
>>737721443>How do I make this about browns?RE1 is kino literally top 2 RE game of all time, anyone saying RE2 is the best in the trilogy are just NPCs because it's the first game they played.
>>737722157RE2 does plenty of things better than 1
>>737722157these racists have nothing going for them so they hype up their skin color to act like they're better than other people
>>737722412>RE2 does plenty of things better than 1All eggs in one baskets for QoL, weapons, bosses and introducing Hunk>RPD is inferior>Game becomes linear>Not as open-ended with Jill playthrough>Sewer is just a borderline loading screen>Easiest RE game in the trilogy
>>737721443Anon, you're not smart for completing an RE game. This is a nitwit game.
>>737721443If the game were to give you more than 15 rounds for the M9 for the whole game then everybody would easily beat it in one go.
>>737723257nobody is claiming you have to be smart for RE, which is the real joke since zoomies are legitimately that retarded that they cry daily about how the blockbuster mainstream games of old need to be "modernized" for them >>737723000>RPD is inferiorsaying its "inferior" doesnt mean anything. the progression in the actual RE1 mansion isnt that complex either>Game becomes linearand 1 doesnt?2 has better music by far, a better story, better villain, better bosses, more/better enemy types with more interesting balancing and gameplay differences, more high quality differences between the 2 campaigns and it introduced things like mr.X. I wouldnt say its objectively better than RE1 in every single way but almost every single individual component in it is
>>737723530>RPD arguementJill's playthrough has half the mansion unlock to you, it's like the DS1 effect that I enjoyed that other games refuse to do>2 has better music by farI like them both it's a draw for me >a better storySure but RE1 has a better plot>better villainWhat villain? >better bossesSure>more/better enemy typesLickers are meh but I do love evolved which are placed perfectly and never used again; fuck you crapcom, pussy plants are cool ig, g virus garbage is a whatever, MR.X is cool in a vacuum but he's kinda there to be annoying then an actual threat, it takes until the train section.RE2 is the closest to a sequel perfection ofc but people will never get off their knees for them 3=1>2
>>737724184>Jill's playthrough has half the mansion unlock to youmore like one hallway which functionally represents getting the shotgun early since shes supposed to be easier than chris, progression wise even the mansion which is the most complex part of RE1 is still relatively simple, the main challenge comes from advanced routing and optimization because what isnt easy is to do the entire sequence fast and with as little circles as possible>What villain?Birkin, even though hes just a mindless monster in the game its still an upgrade over basically nothing (wesker technically being a villain in the background doesnt count or actually do anything for the game except in retrospect lore wise). Its not a "flaw" in RE1 inherently but its probably the reason its bosses are all random weird shit like le big snake and le big spider instead of something more coherent>Lickers are mehmechanically and design wise theyre better than the hunters in every way, basically everything about them is scarier even though they get introduced almost instantly. id never deny that RE1 is harder than 2 but I also dont really find almost anything in it "hard" except dealing with hunters as chris and some of the bosses if you dont take them seriously
>>737723530>nobody is claiming you have to be smart for RE, which is the real joke since zoomies are legitimately that retarded that they cry daily about how the blockbuster mainstream games of old need to be "modernized" for themThey just find it boring. And that's correct. A lot of RE is just wasting your time.
>>737724647Thats unlikely considering that RE is a lot more mentally titillating and engaging for far longer periods than basically any horrorslop any zoomer has ever watched their favorite streamer play, make no mistake they hate them because they literally cant play them and get hardfiltered by a game that isnt generic over the shoulder dogshit with hold L2 to ADS
>>737724585>more like one hallwaySo like any Resident Evil Game?>Lickers are superiorEvolved yes, normal no. The fact I can ignore most in the game says a lot, and no I find Hunters terrifying for the sake of potentially getting my neck cleaved off, and the lickers are piss easy to counter early game that you don't even have to spend a bullet and you're so OP with bullets that Evolved lickers are getting melted.>Birkin as the villain being mindlessWhich thank fuck they made it better with Nemesis; which is better than 2 in every way btw. I always considered him personal given it's "Umbrella's ultimate product", Birkin is about as compelling as Tyrant from RE1 and kinda Wesker. But at least there was form of mystery what was going on with Wesker giving he's mostly off-screen and leaves the second you go to the east hallway
>>737725380>my old listCORRECTION
>>737722157RE3 is the best in the trilogy actually
>>737721443not many. the original re1 is incredibly easy, even more so than 2. the only enemies that are remotely difficult are hunters and super tyrant with the latter being completely optional. once you find out it's more practical to run from hunters than fight them the game is a cake walk.
>>737725738>Re3 is the best in the trilogy actuallylook>>737725493
>>737725812I hope you realize zoomies will literally shit and cry from the controls and camera angles alone
How absolutely warped does your brain have to be to call everyone who doesn't care about the absolute bottom of the barrel casual games of the past, primarily enjoyed by brown teenagers at the time, a brown zoomer? It's just odd. I've been seeing it on /v/ a lot. Like you clearly chose these games, out of thousands to choose from, because they are the easiest and most cinematic. You're not fooling anyone lol
>>737725956the given scenario is that they will be tortured to death if they fail to beat the game so i think they'll get over it
>>737725890A man of taste!That game was my STALKER before Shadow of Chernobyl ever came out.
>>737726182I came back for my third playthrough to obtain my S rank, holy shit it was so much fun and I learnt so many things that I didn't know. I don't think there will be another Resident Evil game that can top this and Remake could've done it but they botched Jill's lockpick, inferior OST tracks, some inconvienent stuff that doesn't make the game better>Door knob although you can surf around the cemetery but the door knob doesn't di anything worthwhule to justify ut>Cutting the basement track to be ambience forgettable sounds was the biggest crime>The capsule in the lab is just silly>Plant 42 is worse>That residence area where there's two tentacles instead of one which you can't block both so you have to climb on the boxes instead of running>Cut the room where you can see the helipad from the window and turned that room into a boss fight room where you can't open the door from the insideWithout Mikami fucking those small things, it'll not only be the best RE game, it would've surpassed my favourite game of all time
>>737726182Just shave it off at this point.
brown zoomer herebeat the game in an hour 30 minutes
