ITT: Retarded Minigames
>>737721537At first I thought these threads were made by a seething schizo who hated this minigame with a passion, but after viewing some of the threads, I realized it's actually some kind of e-celeb general, get that cancer out of /v/ please, make an e-celeb board or go to /vg/. Lol.
but um
>>737721606is there a gif of this
>>737721604it's just some faggot discord server that comes here to shitpost, they're not even e-celebs just literal who streamers with like 10 viewers
can we get some new memes for waluigi i'm a bit tired of just saying "he loves it" or "he hates it" if something good or bad happens to waluigi
where>>737721604>>737721784newfags
>>737721869Problem is the other potential running gag of Weh being a loser is already taken up by several characters Feel free to make something then
>>737721869dont be a bitch
>>737721869on one hand i kinda agree but on the other i love "he loves it/hates it" a lotit doesnt get old for me
>>737721869How about Walugi is secretly gay for Wario but he knows he can't do it because Wario is his cousin and he has AIDS
>>737721869this is just every character (HIS/MAAA, surge/purge, proshit/yoshit, das rite/AYO, etc.)
>>737721784I dont know anything about the discord. I cant see an issue of someone just streaming bot games and not speaking, its similar to claude threads but only a fraction as autistic
>>737722063what do we say when daisy is doing good?
>>737722110“Hi I’m winning”
>>737721869I think the issue is that retardy sometimes feel like it's stagnated, but at the same time I'd imagine it must be a really challenge to keep things fresh and interesting.
>>737722139>>737722110we dont say anything cause she is never doing good
>>737721905pic related
>>737722110I don't say anything, I just start to goon
Too late for Wah images. But I saw this on my timeline.
>>737722179Or maybe you know just enjoy what's good and stop being a failed normalfagThis is a franchise that journos & normalfags complained about being stale and jumped ship the moment it forced change, take a page from its book, shut the fuck up, turn the brain off and post surge purge maaaa taxed das rite proshit like your life depends on it or fuck off.
>>737722179hard to change a characters catchphrase in general without forcing it
>>737722179>>737721869>they tried to make "the fans of wario will multiply" a thing>absolutely nobody liked itthis is why
>>737722323what the fuck are you talking about
>>737722323it's not that serious, man.>>737722340>>737722358true, it's no good if it's forced.
>>737722358i thought that bit was funny but i forget about it sometimes
My wahfu
How can he not hate it?
>>737722451I agree, retardy is just a fun thing to come to, chill with bros, and watch npcs be silly. Not a do or die thing.
Yes my fellow retardy enjoyers, we should have more funny jokes for Wario. The jew jokes are getting tiring and were never funny in the first place
>>737722612based wahfag
>>737722612Wahshit
>>737723029based and primepilled
>>737723261Mario on his way to buy every single Rosalina amiibo
people like chicks with glasses right? the eyes fuck with the colors for some reason
>>737723762i love the way you draw breasts
>>737723762why does she have 3 breasts?
>>737723880fatso
personally I kinda miss the non canon shitposting
>>737722612This but with DK dosh welfare, your safe edgy racism for 10 year olds is gay as fuck, I am begging you to make new DK jokes
>>737724138snowcone?
>>737722612We can make the joke that hes swole as fuck more, since canonically in the Warioland games hes built like a brick shithouse. Maybe an edit of this image?
>>737724138
maybe setting AI to easy on every board was a mistake
>>737724497...anon, "retard" is in the name
>>737724587>>737724696>>737724832insane story arc
>>737724138like many memes, some die and some live oncompared to the grandesco era, peach being the tax queen is overshadowed by >girls, even though daisy doesn't get a unique distinction and is lumped in with peach (and other >girls), the raft-loving broo is now just generic ghostbuster and spooky stuff alongside dry bones, waluigi was the face of comeback stories with rags to bitches being a go-to, but now it's just as anon said above, HE LIKES IT HE HATES IT HE LOVES IT ZAHWAHold staples such as bobby, duels being associated with yugioh, proshi, and NTLG have prevailed over time thoughmany such memes were created due to game-changing plays or consistent trends based on the character, there aren't many moments that define a character's existence nowadays that could be made into memes. pic related, it's been 6 years since this at the very least.one could make an argument for things like bankruptcies in fortune street and various smash characters outside of retardies if those count. i feel as though partly due to the saturation of tardies, the wins and losses are favored more for meme potential nowadays over the stupid shit they do on the boards. a damn shame, years ago the entire chat would go into an UPROAR if one of the bumblefucks takes the wrong path on the way to the star, and while it still exists, it's not as big a moment as it once was when you can just spam the character-specific positive or negative meme insteadit's 4chan, what do you fucking expect
>>737724249gotchu covered
instead of stepping on chance time daisy should step on my penis
daisy wins are how drama starts.
>>737725153I love it
love
Someone save Luigi.
Was there ever really any doubt?
>>737725508>>737725495>>737725486Luigi humiliation hivemind
my favorite new retardy meme is when tloa says don't feed the trolls and the thread schizo has a melty immediately afterwards
Purge his flesh. Let it feed HIS kin for years to come.
>>737722612Wario has been a greedy jew since the start you newfag. Get out.
>>737725486>>737725495>>737725508Biggest DP of all time
>Last night's thread was some 3rd world faggot trying to derail the thread by saying lom over and over again>Tonight some third world faggot is trying to derail the thread by forcing the character memes to changeI'm so tired boss
>>737725128who was lavos originally associated with?
>>737726123this might be generic but just ignore itthe worst thing you could give someone is the satisfaction of a response
>>737726323he just replies to himself now anon. The insanity of third world schizos make them unable to leave just by ignoring them
>>737726398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jGnKLB36Qc
HOW DO WE FEEL ABOUT COURTNEY LIN PEACH
i'm american actually
ffs now the colors are fine
>>737726740needs another game before can judge properly
Is getting 7-1'd in strikers or ending with 0/0 worse
>>737727446BASED
>>737721537
>>737727446absolute kino
clock it, monkey dude aint winning this now
JUST
>>7377273927-1'd desu
>>7377273927-1 implies you actually tried even if you got dominated. 0/0 has you ending worse than where you started. I think the latter is more humiliating simply because you did the possible worst
legendary moment
his cholesterol is through the roof
It is my genuine opinion that the MP5 system where you spend coins to use randomly acquired items after getting them instead of buying them was actually a somewhat genius way to avoid the plunder chest problem where one stealing item in play makes everyone stop buying items for the rest of the game, and if they had the foresight to make traps work like 6 instead of hitting you for landing on your own traps, it would have been beloved.
>that one anon who said 5 is better than 6 yesterdayspitting on you
if ukiki is playable because of snow brawl then why isn't there a shy guy mod
read the box
>>737728534There’s a game guy mod for mario party 3
>>737728145ok, this is epic
it isnt the fact that ukiki keeps losing, its the fact he keeps losing in 4th fucking place man
>>737728730fucking redraw immediately
theres more oc in this one thread then ive seen in years the fuck is this shit
>>737729325>tail tucked up to make a scarfkek nice
>>737729325slut lips...
>>737729682Haha
So who are all the 0/0 characters? Wario, Mario? and now Weeg
>>737729960DK
>>737729995Aw shit when was that
>>737728225It is my genuine opinion that super duel mode was better than the main game.
>>737730046this would have been a real hot take if you said card party instead
>>7377301195 side content is really neat in general
>>737730119I was going to say that but I forgot the name of it. Yes they're both better.
>>737728767i tried my best
>>737730215KINO
>>737730215GIGABASED
>>737730019On a TLOA stream last year iirc
>>737730215very nice
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE FUCKING MONKEY ALL HE DOES IS LOSE AT LEAST BLOOPER CAN WIN ONCE A YEAR BUT THIS DUMB MONKEY FUCK AND WIN A BANANA IN FREE BANANA STORE
At least he won’t be last place…
>>737730636The absolute country of mario.
Mario is not feeling so good
As long Peach is first, it doesn't matter if Mario lost all his stars. YEHOO!!!
we love our princesses here
>Worse than the Meme Monke
>>737730989I'm thinkin based
>>737730215scuffed correction:
Reminder to pay your taxes to the Mushroom empire.
>>737721537Life.
>DS
Why is shartman so mad his shitfu won after all.
why won't starman ban zion already he clearly wants to
It’s His game today!
>>737731292LMAO
>>737731292amazing
>>737730019The first retardy stream of 2025
can he ever recover?
>>737731410>>737731489nigga please
>>737731292Kino
>>737731489Hell has no wrath comparable to an autist that's spurred. He'd become much more insufferable if he got mad.
>>737731628don't feed the trolls they're not even good at it
haha
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>>737732216I look and sound like this
>>737732216>mario when he gets electrocuted in Sunshine
>>737728178i just realized mario is holding the typewriter
notice how we went from peak engagement and OC during 6 to a massive drop off in anyone giving a shit as soon as DS started
>>737735046DS is only interesting for the final 5 turns unless its pinball
>>737735046he literally used ds as an excuse to make food
>>737735046Thread wasn't exactly bursting with OC either in 3Any game can be a good game if there's a narrative arc going into it (Yes, even 7) but trying to force them would not work out.The uneven interest & OC is simply natural.
>>737735378starman lucked out with the monkey oc thing cause a 10 star peach win would have definitely gotten him mass reported again
>humans
Haha
You can never count a pro out til the end
Mediocre streams are forgiven if yoshi wins.
>>737735702you can't say that but based
Time to watch the biggest purge cause I was fucking busy
>>737735046DS is boring, idk why people has such a nostalgia boner for it
My kind of game
i will never forget that patra porn thread that hit 500 posts
>>737736435I remember that thread, came out for Pac Man Party's anniversary, of all things
the faggot schizo(s) derailing the Sat threads are starman's discord friends. Notice how sunday threads are untouched by faggotry?
>>737738127but nobody will ban him or swat him, curious
lmao you will never beat me
Name one Daisy fan
Monkey statuses?
>>737739615uma delicia
>>737722139Sadly daisy passed away at age 31. Her last words were, "Bye I'm Daisy"
>>737738331You are a faggot
One more D on weeg
