>just things that zoomers will never understand
My dad never played a video game in his life
>>737722718My dad destroyed my xbox while screaming "YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES HUH!"
>>737722718holy cringe
>>737722718Why is this geriatric fuck playing videogames in a purple lit room like a faggot?
>>737722718my kids never asked me this cause i force them to play retro games
>Dad, please, it hurts....let me go. I want to see mom again....>*stares into distance wistfully*>"You have to be here.">*PlayStation start up noise*
>>737722930Mine tried MOH Underground and tekken 2.
I'm old enough to be the dad of most people on this board and I hate every single one of you, like your real dads.
>>737722978My mom would catalogue every instance of me playing games so she could use it against me later if I did something bad or my grades weren't good
>>737723314Yet you don't have any children.
>>737723191my dad is 71
>>737722718all I can remember is burning CD's to play games. also played pokemon yellow in floppy disks at school's computer lab
>mainstream gamescringe
>>737723440My dad is Anonymous from 4chan because he showed up.
>>737722718>um akshully i get the same experience by emulating the game on modern hardware with a LED monitor, an offbrand xbox 360 controller and retro achievements
>>737722718>Aerith Time for my daily melty
>>737722718As a 2000 Zoomer the equivalents for us were the DS in general, Mario Galaxy, Flash Games, easily available Online Multiplayer on consoles, 2000s blitz of good Star Wars games, Skyrim, and Minecraft.The 6th gen basically solved how video game were played up to today and the graphical shift between the 6th and 7th was to gradual to matter much for a young kid, meaning that their was little wow factor, and the great genre die off in favor of Gun & Ball games fucked up a lot of kids chance to enjoy varied games.But holy fuck the moment of having a tech day at school and seeing half your 3rd grade class show up with their DS's and play a massive Mario Kart race was great.Really outside of Skyrim the biggest shift from the 90s gaming besides the games themselves were that most of the iconic games barring Skyrim were multiplayer in focus.
>>737722718unironically all kino albeithough
>>737722718My Dad is 88 and thinks all games are stupid. Relatively often told me growing up that he regrets buying me my first console (N64).
>>737724168You are your own father? How does that work? Are you a time traveler?
>be me 12 yo>playing kotor 2 on hueg xbox>do the ithorians quest because light side>dad walks by, hears the ithorians speak in their made up language>ANON WTF ARE YOU PLAYING?! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THAT GIBBERISH ARE YOU RETARDED?!>but dad they are aliens and im reading what they are saying in the subti->calls my mom over>LOOK AT WHAT YOUR RETARD SON IS PLAYING, GO ON!>went through all the dialog choices while my dad is yelling at me and my mom over the aliens speaking funnyHe's usually very chill but i don't understand what happened that made him so mad, needless to say i stopped playing kotor after a while
>>737725834my dad played both kotor games
>>737722718I was born in 85, I've better memories from gen 7 than from gens 3/4/5/6
>>737722718What’s it like being a gamer in the 2020s?Yearly battle royale shooting game, some demasters. Maybe one good game every three years? Yeah, it’s grim.
>must have been around 12 or 13>playing one of the ps2 dynasty warriors games as zhao yun>dad walks in>says "why are you playing as a girl, is she your girlfriend or something?">walks out chuckling while I desperately insist that I'm not playing as a girl and he just has long hair
>>737722978your dad is a skeleton enemy
>>737725834Early dementia bout caused by noticing you're a carefree kid without any responsibilities besides doing well in school
My dad only plays spider solitaire and minesweeper.My mom was cool, though. We used to have Zelda races to see who could finish the games first. I still miss her. Fuck cancer.
>>737722718>AerithFakeAndGay
i never knew my dad
>>737722930my dad beat dark souls 3 :)
>>737722978Lmao
>>737726431>SpoilerGod damn, Anon, I know that feel all too well. My mom and I used to play through a bunch of games together, but she loved the Zelda series. I've still got an old and weathered sheet of paper that she used to draw out an overworld map for the very first one.
gen x is the #1 faggot generation
My mom said that if I wanted to play games I should be making them to make money for the family. But she grew up poor and from what was a third world country at the time so it makes sense that money and nice clothing are the biggest things she gets easily annoyed at.My dad played pong when it came out.
>>737722718thought it was gonna be some joke about how all the games had remakes/remasters at first
Kinda crazy how the concept of a Poser doesn't exist to gen z because they are all posers
>>737722718this soiboy numale will never have children of his ownhis wife's son jadarius wont be asking him about videogames
>>737722718I can't wait for humanity to end.
>>737722718>You had to be there J-Just play the games right now? Dafuq is this shit
>>737722718dunno why but old games' textures look scary af
>>737725807It's just turbo incest.
>>737727383Gen Z men are losers. Dating rates are record low, marriage rates are record low, virginity rates are record high. They're all just losers paying for OnlyFans and watching porn. Or just not manning up to go cold approach. It's not hard to have sex. I've never been a 10 out of 10. Was probably once a 7. I think I've gone down to a 5 out of 10. It is not hard to have sex before any notoriety or money
>>737727459fr fr that unc sh_t looks diabolical :skull:
>>737727459A grown ass man posted this. Failure of a fucking generation.
I am a zoomer and my dad was never really bothered about any of the games I played. He's a Gen Xer and grew up on Sega Genesis. There was only one weird moment with games and it was from my mom.>playing MW3 2011 on the infected game mode>happen to be on the african village map playing on the infected team, which also happen to be the Africa Militia>character models are all black>mom walks by and looks at the TV>"are you playing as a black guy?">"yes">"...why?">have no answer whatsoever
>Friend lets me borrow Diablo for PC>Playing it, having a good time>Mom walks in and sees the case>DIABLO MEANS DEVIL YOU CAN NOT PLAY DEVIL WORSHIPING GAMES>Nag and beg mom. It's not devil worship, you are fighting the devil>She final gives a little>"You dad will play it and if he says it's okay you can play it">Dad plays for a few days, gives me the green light>Play me some more Diablo>Notice dad's character keeps leveling up>Ask him about it one day>He is hooked on the game>We buzz about it and he says "I just wish we could play it together.">WELL DO I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU>We mess around a bit to figure out how multiplayer works>By this time we returned the CD and bought out own copy>Disk in drive DRM>Dad is passed. "We bought the game. Who the fuck cares how many machines we install it on?">Use the internet to figure out a workaround>Learn how to pirate video games with my dear old man. CD images and virtual drives, key gens, all of it>We are ready>R U N my fat ass home after school every day>The phone rings at exactly 3:30pm>Let Diablo pick up the phone>Dad moved his lunch break at work back, so on his lunch we play Diablo for one hour every day>Do this for AGES>tfw playing Diablo and squabbling about loot with dad every day after schoolMan, those were some good times.
>>737722930Even in the 90s one of my friends dads played Amiga and would let him take it to sleepovers (Moonstone multiplayer was god tier). Having a vidya dad was awesome then and I'm sure it's awesome now.
>>737728151I hope you still have a good relationship with your dad :3
>>737722718>gaming in the 90s>white beardThe fuck?
>>737728151Legitimately jealous of your childhood. I have some ok memories of gaming with my dad but it's older stuff than that and he quickly lost interest in it and never touched games again. >born in 1987>first NES game is Ninja Gaiden >dad and I take turns trying to beat the game together swapping on deaths>we finally start getting good at memorizing enemy spawns and traps>eventually make it to the final boss but never beat himI'll never forget how intense he would get when we made it to the final level. And mind you we weren't cheesing the game with the stupid spin attack that 1 shots bosses. No. We did it the hard way, sword attacks and maybe some shurikens. He'd have some more fun with the Genesis playing Road Rash and Mortal Kombat but that was about the end of his gaming journey. My last shared memory of gaming with him was when I finally pulled off a Fatality in MKII as Baraka. I went running to find him in the kitchen and tell him about it and he was happy for me but that was the last time we did anything gaming wise together. Pretty sure he was in his mid 30s by then and just didn't care anymore.
>>737728865Not weird for an old man in his 40s
>>737729052I don't think you should have that much white hair in your 40s, bro...
>>737728865It happens once you hit 40. I'm thankful I'm not bald, I'll take grey over bald any day of the week.
Any man that has LEDs on his wall is a pedophile
>>737728865what in the name of zoomer is this post.There were people in the 90s aged 1-100 dude. This guy could have been 10, 15, 20 even. Of course the real answer is that he greyed early from stress.
>mention game is japanese>dad says "You know they did Pearl harbor, right? Those fuckers....."
>>737724292yeah? why am I supposed to use an ugly monitor and a shitty slow console?
>>737725834you are a retard. i instead talked to my parents in the twileks language from the games and that literally makes 0 sense.
>>737725834I've seen you tell this story before and it reminds me of how my dad nearly did the exact same thing when I played Goemon.
>>737729375Based dad. Never forgive those little slantniggers
>>737722718>fucking neon shit everywhere in the background>shitty t-shirt shilling himself I assumeHe betrayed everything he ever stood for. Fuck him and fuck you.
>>737728151mum did as much, but dad got a pirated copy of wolfenstein from some germans (it was an illegal game in germany at the time, I believe) while working over there, he brought it home, installed it, and he says "This game is pretty cool anon, heres how you start it up"We also went back to back on donkey kong arcade and pacman, but he gave up on those because he sucked and I was really good.Not a zoomer though.
Thinking back on it I got away with playing a lot of games I shouldn't have. Oh well. I liked playing RE2 and HOTD 2 in the end. Quake 3 as well.
Shouldn’t it be “Gaming in the Late 20th Century”?
>>737722930my dad used to beat me in street fighter 2 with all characters and every time he won he would do the sound of the character he beat me with. when he did the blanka and honda sound pissed me off so much i told mom what he was doing and he got shat on instead. he thought he was smart but i was smarter.
>>737728865>>737729357Your beard is the first thing that gets greyed noticeably
>>737727453To be honest it's not the same, yeah you could play games from the 90s to the late 2000s now but the experience of playing them back then is completely lost, gaming culture has changed for the worse after 2010
>>737722718If they don't understand, it's because you didn't teach them. Just whip out your old consoles and show them. You have those, right? Surely you aren't just a larping subhuman?
nostalgiafags are pathetic
>>737722930My dad only ever played Pokemon, Zelda, and Age of Empires. Many fond memories.
I fucking hate nostalgia. Some people don't even like video games, they just like whatever mainstream games they grew up with.
>>737722718>in the 90s>Ninja Gayden
>>737722718>you had to be there>shows a bunch of games that people can and do still play on emulator all the time
>>737722718I hate these fucking people whose parents apparently spoiled them with every single console and hit game. I had a N64 when it was 5 years old with 3 games. Never got a single other system until I got a job at 16 and bought it myself.
>>737722718Why are boomlennial uncs so hard to watch?
>>737725834he was trying to save you from wasting your time on that unfinished slop since TSLRCM wasn't a thing yet.
>>737733828Where did their hair go?
>>737722718>having all those consoles in the 90sfuckin richfags
>>737733828>Andrew Gen X
>>737728151>mom accidentally getting her entire family into devil worship games
>>737722718>Tfw back then I played all these games>These days they churn out anime waifu paywall simulator n°90076433 who is a clone of another anime waifu paywall simulator biweekly and I have no idea who the fuck qin chang chmong the third is because she's another random poorly drawn lady in gala dress
>>737728151Diablo was the father-son game.Got him hooked on Diablo.We would play the same Rogue, it was the shit.Which got him to buy a new family PC to play Diablo 2The first time we played the Blood Raven questline was a core memory.Starcraft too.Watchin Tassadar's sacrifice with my brother and dad.Blizzard games used to be so goated
>gaming in the 90s>almost example came out 97 or later
>>737722930My dad only played the first Prince of Persia and the first Ace Combat.
>>737722718>Yeah that's cool unc, gotta hop on Roblox with the boys. Can you buy me more robux?
>>737732504There is no such thing as nostalgia. Not a single aspect of life is better now than it was 20 years ago.
Im 42 and honestly used to go outside every day. Those games weren't my youth though. I was aware of most of them but played different shit. Wasn't a nintendo guy
Its refreshing that my 4 year old would rather play hot wheels on the floor or play fight with me than play vidya. Ihe plays some games.
>when your mother bans the video games and watching the simpsons because its the devils worki mean, she was kinda right.you get into weirder video games, weirder anime, then the weird porn.
>>737736217I couldn't watch King of the Hill or DBZ ;_; Although maybe that's a good thing. I feel like in the timeline where I was allowed to watch DBZ I end up like pic related.
>>737727994"I'm on the evil side this round"
My father always bought us games in the 16 bit era. Had a bunch of Genesis and SNES games. Was very cash. He also had really good taste for picking bangers (Sonic 2, Super Mario World, NBA Jam, Street Fighter 2, Mortal Kombat, Link to the Past).He went on a bit of a gaming kick himself when the Playstation came out since 3D graphics were mind blowing at the time and the games were more adult focused. I remember watching him play the first 3 Resident Evil games, because I was too scared to play them. Much later he got into playing CoD Ghosts and we would take turns playing online matches. Very good memories.
>>737722718I can't wait for zoomers to make that same video with 2010 games and watching you guys lose your shit
>>737732690>I hate kids who had it better than meKek.
>>737722718nintendoslop and pokeshit looks so unserious next to the other stuff
>>737722718>nostalgia from consooming media nothing sadder than this
>>737722718>muh OoTI have performative "gamers" fatigue like you wouldn't believe.
>>737737327Unironically this. How can you be nostalgic for media you can consume again? Movies, books, games? They are all still in a way able to be enjoyed again. Its not like its an old ice cream shop that had a special sundae made with ingredients that are gone due to enviromental factors or the owner sold the shop to a conglomerate and no longer severs the sundae at all.Audiovisual media from 100 years ago can still be enjoyed, millenials are just performative nostalgiafags
>>737728865I'm 37 years old and completely gray.My cope is that at least it's better than being bald.
>mom walks by as I snipe the head off a biker in vice city>comical blood fountain spews out of his neck as he falls>"this game isn't for kids, is it?">"no mom it's 18+ but it's really fun">"well, you've had it for weeks already so i'll let it slide but i'm not buying you any other games like this.">she still got me san andreas for christmas when it came out
>>737737653I mean, it is but damn.I'm the same age as you and I think I only have 2 or 3 strands of white hair
>>737722718>I try to connect with you and you give me this nonanswer while reveling in your nostalgia. Fuck you dad.
>>737737662Based mom. I bet she was hot as well.
>>737737662my mother is a Jehovah Witness. I was 14 and wanted to get San Andreas. The clerk at the counter wouldn't sell me it as I was underage.I had to convince her it wasn't that bad etc.The clerk tells my mothers its a gangster simulator with drugs, sex, blood, violence, etc.Mum buys it anyway for me.When we get home, she hands me the game and says "i know its pretty bad but its okay, just make sure to keep the door closed, okay son?".based mum.shes gonna die soon. im gonna be sad /v/
It's true.Zoomers will never experience creation of entire genres, massive jumps in tech, no money milking etc.
>playing Dynasty Warriors>mom walks in>"anon you can't play this it's too violent!">nah mom it's cool, i'm killing Chinese>"oh okay then, can I watch?"
>>737736527>end up like pic related.a tranny?
>>737722718I was there and most of those games aged like shit
as an 01 zoomer my dad let me play vice city when I was like 4 years old and I got to run around with the chainsaw it was fun
>>737727994>why are you black
I have a son and we play games like bananza and luigis mansion together. We played a lot of games together and he slowly lost interest in gaming even though we had fun.I'm so thankful he's not into gaming
Why are all your moms so religious
My mom still plays Morrowind and used to beat me in MK2 on Sega. Sucks that so many here had parents that sound like they are fucking insane.
>>737736527Who is that hideous freak?
>>737737641>how can you be nostalgic for a sled? I literal object? Performative nostalgia
>>737737824At least she's going to heaven, unlike her son who plays violent video games
>>737724127Gaming itself wasn't mainstream then so they get a pass.
>>737722718Its not about the game, it was all about the cultureYou, being an old unc boomerfag, can always boughted old dreamcast or psx console or even build old winxp compooter with those core 2 duo processor and crt monitor and install all of your old slop in there anytime you want - emulating your childhood consumption in the most accurate material sense possible. Nothing will stop or prevent you from doing it, they are cheap and even an average wageslave could buy their own childhood within a month of wage payment.What you want is the culture; the culture of playing those old slop when you were still an innocent little faggot with head full of hairs and have no responsibility other than school and homewerk every single dayYou can buy those old gayming peripherals, old crt monitor, old dreamcast or ds tendie console, old everything, but you can only relive those experience alone, all by yourself, and still feels empty because the culture isnt there and everyone has gone from your lifeWithout those culture, your old games are nothing but a low poly 3d slop with janky animation hardcarried by play pretend mechanism and dice roll probability here and there
>>737725834He actually didn't like you playing games but he kept that to himself until he had a bad day and snapped. otherwise he would recognize that it is Star Wars.
>>737728151Zoomers crying about Steam nowadays don't know the retardation of on-disc DRM.
>>737722718why do iconic video games not get made anymore?
>>737738632I literally still play Thief FMs, fuck off nigger.
>>737738632You say that but only creepy 40 year olds and tranny mutts from the middle east actually use phrases like unc.
>>737724127All of those games shown were good, it's totally irrelevant whether they're popular or not.
>>737722930My dad used to stomp me in Mortal Kombat. It was horrible and it made me never want to play it again.
>>737738632trvthkaboom
>>737738632I miss the culture of living in a 90 percent white society
>>737722718>Google best games of the 90s and make a compilation videoThis guy never played any of those fucking games.
>>737722718>consoleslopI feel bad for the child :/
>>737738747mediocre clones of existing games like expedition 33 or astrobot used to get mocked now they win GOTY awardsWe are living in the indian age where copying others and taking shortcuts is glorified and anything original is rejected
i genuinely fucking hate losers who keep pandering to the past
>>737739238Why?
>>737722718me and my dad used to play lot of tekken 3. and smackdown vs raw during ps2 era. my dads favorite guy was big show but he couldn't speak english so he said it was big johnny which made me always laugh.
>>737738392>Why are all your moms so religiousI think society in general was more religious. I remember adults saying pokemon was the devil and also in the early 2000s harry potter was the devil too. Why doesnt anyone say the same about modern stuff like fortnite or minecraft? Did all those boomers die?
>>737739536Nah it was just anti-videogame shit because it was newer and starting to get noticed by grifters.
>>737739097This is the fact the 90s nostalgiafags always gloss over
>>737722718>had to include one rts as to not appear as a complete consolefag
>>737738543Literally go and buy a sled and break your neck, faggot.Nothing stops you from kys yourself
>>737740326>kys yourself
>>737723314Based
>>737722930Same, he never used the internet or owned a cell phone either
zoomers don't give a fuck about video games. they are to busy getting aids and trooning out.
>>737722718>got invited to some kids birthday>decide why not I'm sure everyone got an invitationno they fucking didn't, I and 2 others were there>house smells god awful like potpourri>oh that's why there's small bowls of potpourri everywhere to make the house smell good... but why?>then I hear it: the crinkling>then I smell it: powerful lotion and probably some kind of sanitary soap because that is not normal body wash >this kid is wearing a diaper and I'm pretty sure has been shitting himself >but whatever he has an N64 and Majora's Mask hell yeah>and he's pretty much beaten it 100% just walking around clocktown with the bremen mask >puts in DKR and has unlocked both TT and Drumstick >puts in SM64 and this kid has reached Yoshi, I didn't know Yoshi was in this game>the most fun I've had this whole birthday didn't even care it was on a really old console televisionI got a big ass bag of candy like smarties and skittles no chocolate or anything, but I genuinely had to just toss it all. The wrappers smelled like potpourri, the candy tasted like potpourri, my clothes smelled like potpourri never figured out why he was wearing a diaper. No one brought it up, not even his parents who I expected to give me a "this is why our child is bullied at school and you're his only friends" speechawful party but it was cool seeing his game collection and how far he had gotten in them
Best way I can describe the magic of 90's and early 00's gaming is that it felt like video games wanted to be something "more". When you play games now you pretty much already know what to expect: You know what genre it is, you know what the controls will be like, you know how the RPG systems will work etc. This wasn't the case for video games back then, things weren't figured out yet, there was this hunger to be the next step in video games. This meant a lot of failed experimentation and "what the fuck were they thinking?" sure, but you also got some goddamn mind blowing shit.
>>737724292nahyou get a better experience
zoom zooms will never understand games made by smart white guys and no dindu ebonics forced into the dialogue.no cap, fr fr, on god on a stack
>>737738540Rich Piana. He's an infamous body builder who died from roiding so much.>>737738112A different flavor of tranny, sure.
>>737738632You niggas can cure society by passing on the culture.
>>737737641I know this is a shitpost but nostalgia isn't about the object or media itself but about the memories you had at the time of using it. Of course, you know this and just want to farm epic (you)'s
>>737725834he was envious that you were enjoying something he was to cowardly to try, so he tried to hurt you for it.
>hey reddit does anyone else think old good new bad?
>>737722718>You had to be there>Dad I can still play those games...
>>737722718>'Aerith is here' in the webmNigger everyone knew her as Aeris in the 90s, it wasn't until Kingdom Hearts that people started to hit you with the "Oh good they got her REAL name back" faggotry. Before that we all assumed it was an ironic name for the hippie to be named after the god of war. Yes I get it's a small thing, no i will keep being mad about it, fuck that retard in the OP
>>737741916It's not the same, sonny. You missed out.
>>737722718>son, back in my day, i didnt have to go to work, or pay rent and taxes, and i wasn't bald and fat yet, and i could get erections>man, these were the days>so sad that your generation will never experience thisYou've become the worst thing a man can become: your father.
>>737722718>spamming tiktok garbageYou are a zoomer.
>>737722978GAME ON JOHNNY
>>737722930my dad played a lot of halo on the original xbox according to my mom at least
The webm is basically this but unironically.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pa6SGYWADU
>>737741224Homogenization. Publishers found what worked for the lowest common denominator and started copy pasting.
>>737723486So? Mine is about to turn 72 and he used to play N64 with us, but as he neared his 50s he stopped because "it's all moving too fast for me"
>>737722718I think I was pretty lucky when it came to cool parents. >be me>born mid 80s>first thing i remember is playing super mario bros with my uncle>get a nes>mom gets hooked on zelda>we play together for hours trying to figure it out (no guides)>fast forward to today>mom still played in my D & D games even though she doesn't touch vidya any moreI have a great mom.
>>737742059>"it's all moving too fast for me"mfw I'm getting there. Doom Eternal was too spastic for me for instance. And I gravitate toward more toward chill indies, and map autism strategy games. It's over.
>>737742015so redditors not only post here but they link their cringe videos too
>be me>in 6th grade>a classmate has GTA Vice City>ask if I can borrow it>"sure">ask dad if I can borrow it from the classmate>"what kind of game is it?">explained>"not a chance">borrow it anyway>come home after school and start to play it>dad wakes up (work nights) and walks out of the bedroom and asked what I'm playing>say it's the game I asked earlier if I could borrow>"give me the controller">I give him the controller and explain the basic controls>dad starts beating a NPC with a golf club and laughs>fast forward to 2026 dad has beaten every 3D GTA and is still playing GTA V story mode
>>737731746And that was the day you found out you're a sore loser AND a snitch
>>737732690>calls others spoiled>had an N64 at five (5) years old
>>737722978kek
>>737737653My little brother is 34 and he is about half grey, but he is a lanklet and has a toddler.I am almost 40 and only have a few strands of white. A perk of being a manlet.
>things zoomers will never understand>trendy nostalgiabait content mill tiktoks directed at zoomers
I don’t want to see a guy like this play video games it’s just too douchey and pretentious with the beard He probably sips onions lattes and plays 1 hour a week while listening to podcasts on the way to the oil rig
>>737738392Confirmation bias. Tards fom religious families are bound to end up on the chans.
I was playing Ivan Ironman Stewart's Super Off Road on the NES 4-player at a birthday party with a shit ton of boys and thought it'd never get better (it never did), and this faggot is reminiscing about being attached to single player games all by himself. lmao.
>>737722718>it was really shit but it's all we had son>now, gaming in 2000 - 2010....>heh, you really just had to be there>one might argue it was the only golden era video games ever had
>>737737653I'm 38, I've been slowly graying since I was 21. I'm still mostly intact, but I notice more and more gray hairs every month. I've got several locks of white hair.As a 191cm man with a muscular build, it actually makes me look relatively distinguished. Especially since I actually dress properly.
The perfect game.
>>737742651This is correct. Nothing beats the 360 era.
>>737731746Your post is understandable, but not fully polished—it reads more like a stream of thought than a clean, coherent sentence. The meaning comes through, but the grammar and flow could be improved.Here’s a clearer version that keeps your tone:“My dad used to beat me in Street Fighter II with every character, and every time he won, he’d mimic that character’s sound. When he did Blanka’s or E. Honda’s, it annoyed me so much that I told my mom what he was doing, and he got in trouble instead. He thought he was being clever, but I was smarter.”What changed:Broke it into clearer clauses so it’s easier to followFixed tense consistency (“used to,” “would”)Clarified who “he” refers to in a couple spotsSmoothed out phrasing without losing your voiceIf you want, I can make it sound funnier, more casual, or more dramatic.
>Dad would bring home (family) pc game discs and pirated stuff, pretty much everyone in the household played video games, some played more some less, but my dad just sticks with the same dogshit MMO since the early 2010s refusing to try anything else, he would drop it and lose interest but he always comes back to it.I just don't get it what's up with old people. Imagine all the amazing incredible shit you could try instead of being stuck in your bubble. I don't force it but I'm pretty sure it's just another case of sunk cost fallacy, at this point that's all he knows when it comes to gaming and older people just don't have that drive to learn new things. Very unfortunate, one day that dogshit MMO will die, I wonder what he will think when that happens.
01 zoomer here. Neither of my parents fucked with vidya but my dad was a drug dealer who would go and stomp out other drug dealers and customers that owed him money. If they couldn't pay with cash, he would sometimes take their consoles and vidya and hock them off to me as payment. It was mostly sports and racing games though. It wasn't until later that I started playing games I chose. Until then though, I was given a steady stream of older 90s and 00s titles. Made me a bona fide SEGA kid. The earliest game I remember playing was Max Payne back in 03 on the XBOX, I could even set up the power and RCA cables at 2.
>>737725834Your dad was likely a bully in school and couldnt accept he had a nerdy son that was into silly video games
>>737742114tbf my dad's problem was LITERALLY things moving too fast for him, not adhd gameplay. It was mainly racing games that fell under that notion.In contrast, I feel like actually getting better at them with age. Let's see how long that holds.
>>737722930I miss playing diablo 2 with my dad
>>737722930My dad plays only WoT since 2014.but he needs me to download him an aimbot in order to not be a complete shitter due to his arthritis.
>>737722718>be playing World of Warcraft>whole lot of running around and not a whole lot of action>every time dad walks by he sees me running somewhere>ends up calling it the "running game">"you playing your running game again son?">"you running son?"
>>737737662>End up a geekposterYour mom was too lenient clearly
>>737728151Kino and very blessed.I also consider myself very fortunate to grow up in a family that shared vidya. Even my grandparents and mother would play shit like Tetris, Dr. Mario, and Othello on the family NES kek. Loved watching my dad and uncle(he was young enough to be like a cool older brother) play rpgs. We'd play Contra, Streets of Rage, Twisted Metal, and some other games together too.My best friend down the road had a N64, so we had the best of all worlds. His dad fixed up and sold computers as a side gig and would bring home different games to try all the time. Got my first taste of rts there w/ Warcraft I.
>>737726431Good that she is dead. Im gonna go rape her corpse
>>737722718Only very few games were good in the 90 and most of them were released in 98, 99 such as hl, n64 games like OoT and goldeneye etc. Pretty much all good games came out in the 2000s.
>>737722718My dad played all of Mario and the Lost Levels and other Famicon games.He also taught me to play vidya.
>>737722718I missed out on my dad playing on the PS1 because I wasn't born yet>He loved Time CrisisWhich is kino btw>He loved Resident Evil 1which is my 2nd favourite game in the franchise>He loved Resident Evil 2Amazing game>Played Tekken 2Played it on my PSPThe last game he played was RE4/RE5
>>737722718>90s gaming>cucksole slopembarrassing
>>737733828>watching sick tiktok/youtube shorts man>why are they so gayYou're literally watching a faggot and whining they're a faggot.Seek medical attention.
>>737738853>>737738614yes, but they always pick the same onesthere's a trillion amazing old games
>>737722718The internet is so gay. Imagine thinking about doing this shit in your free time. Like, making up this scenario and recording it. There's nothing fucking gayer, and I don't care how much more "fulfilled" his life may be to the IRS when he files his taxes. There is obviously something wrong here. This guy is probably so scared of the world around him he needed to purchase a firearm to protect his LEDs and bastard child