>*pulls out Red Nine handgun and shoots your dick off*
>Red NineOverrated
>>737729401>injects you with a syringe filled with the Norwood virus
p-p-penis...
>>737729720*eyes widen in shock* seriously? you want me to say penis?
>>737729401Hey Leon, you won't fucking believe what I just didI I beat my Astro Bot speedrun record!
Adios Leon
Remakeslop fags need to be hanged.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-KAA6b2qWQ
>>737729620As of today I am officially reopening the Umbrella files.
>>737729620I wish I looked this hot as a baldie.
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>>737729401Red9 is and always has been a midwit handgunWorse than the Blacktail, less stylish than the Punisher/Default
>>737729401AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>737729572Maybe because you only played the remake? In the OG the red9 feels like fucking SEX to use. Everything about it, from firing it, to reloading it, is flawless, the best gun ever made in a video game. The remake doesn’t make you stick your lips out like the original does. Shame they botched it so hard, but what can you expect from nu-Crapcum, they’re too busy running gang bangs on that ugly tranny YouTuber and making the cutscenes appeal to foids
>>737734053The OG red9 feels great but it's actually inferior to the blacktail for several reasons that most players dont realize until you get really autistic. It took me 10 years to finally come around and admit the blacktail is better. The extra damage per bullet the red9 does compared to the blacktail only matters when it takes less bullets. Because ganados are low HP this rarely happens, The "break points" of HP amounts result in the redkill wasting a lot of the excess damage. when they stay in pace with each other's upgrades there are many instances where they both take the same number of shots, some where the r9 saves 1 bullet, very few where it saves you 2 or more bullets. Things like critical strikes, explosives, and melee setups all require only 1 shot anyways which is often what your handgun is used for. For ammo, RE4 throws handgun ammo at you as long as you have less than 80 HG bullets in your case. This doesn't include what's in your gun. Since the BT can hold more in its magazine, you can have more total bullets while still staying under the 80 that triggers the excess drops, so ammo conservation for handguns doesn't matter. Add in the fact that the BT takes up less space and its the winner. The DPS and handling are just the icing on the cake.
>>737729401>don't stagger from it and hit him with my axe
>>737732067Why are you all so mindbroken by RE remakes?I also doubt the majority of your kind is even old enough to have nostalgia be the main factor.t. 39 and been playing RE since the franchise existed and I still think the remakes are much better experiences overall
>>737736447>t. 39 and been playing RE since the franchise existed and I still think the remakes are much better experiences overallThat's cause your old ass needs easy games to get through now lmao
>>737736447Anything that alters a person's childhood will inevitably be met with disdain by someone
>>737736447damn unc you needa chill
>>737734495you're wrong and retarded and a fagbigger damage number>smaller damage number
>>737736571I've completed every single challenge run on every REalso>RE games>hardlmao
>>737736689Not if in both instances it takes 2 shots to kill an enemy
>>737732067>age restrictedomg ratioed.