Now that the shilling campaign is over, we can all say freely without retarded bad faith arguments this was a piece of shit, right?
100% dogshit, yes. the "fuck you you're blind forever" bit by prism that one time was cute, but as a whole it's unsalvagable
>>737731904Who wanted Papers Please but worse, reddit, and capeshit?
>>737731904Capeshit is dogshit
>>737731904>right?Wrong.
>>737732153cool story bro
>90% of choices have no consequence to the story at allwhy wasn't this just a tv show
>>737731904It's better than Telltale Game of Thrones and Batman S1, but that's it.
>>737732539new to tell-tale games, are you?
>>737732634the only vn I've played is Katawa Shoujo
>>737731904NoIt was a breath of fresh air in a sea of mediocre and dogshit movie games and the most fun I had with a movie game since the wolf among usAlso Mandy is best girl
should have been a show
>>737733210>mediocre and dogshit movie gamestautology
>>737732000>papers pleaseWhat? It's nothing like Papers PleaseIt's a This Is The Police clone and I want an actual one of those with no story so fucking bad
>>737732539>why wasn't this just a tv showOh don't worry, it's absolutely getting adapted as a TV show. Hollywood is currently in a massive craze trying to adapt video games after the success of Sonic and Mario
>>737731904Looks like Invincible which it's why I automatically assumed it was shit without playing it, sick of "le capeshit but not and also it has f bombs and gore"
In a sea of shit this game was an island with beautiful women, a white male lead who is taken seriously and isn't emasculated and had simple yet fun gameplay. I don't see the issue its not like it costed 70 bucks (or are aaa devs so delusional they think their garbage can be sold for 80 now? 90?) I didn't buy it but it was swell for a 20 or 30 dollar game.
>>737733296you're rightpapers please is actually good
>>737733381They're not even close to the same genre dumbass
>>737733339they're going to rape everything since they can't write shit anymore
>>737731904The game has shit tier writing that mirrors the late 00s "totally not your average superhero movie" they would churn out, and the gameplay focuses on RNG that doesn't affect the story at all. Why did people like this crap?
>>737733405sounding kinda angry there, anon
I really liked it, the dispatch gameplay was quite fun and the story was consistently entertaining.
>>737731904No and you should stop sucking nigger cock
>>737731904aaron paul carried it just shows you how "mainline' VA are dogshit
>>737733345It's complete pure unironic capeshit though. There's no satire of the genre like in the Boys or Invincible. It's played pretty much entirely straight.
I enjoyed it and wish there was some kind of endless dispatch mode.
>>737733679HAHAHAHAHAHA!Funny joke, anon.
>>737731904Dispatch threads in current month feel like it's just a bunch of fags who didn't actually play dispatch but feel obligated to hate dispatch because it looks like something they would hate
>>737731904the amount of blatant shills this had on the board was insaneI hate jeets and normalfags so muchabhorrent dialogue and pozzed revolting designs indicated bottom of the barrel capeshit yet /v/ lapped it up like the goodest goys showing itself indistinguishable from r*ddit or twitterIm sure this is the same demographic that consumes garbage like arcane, expedition 33, and other horrid tranny kusoges pushed by the california clique industry.
>>737731904it was good and it's funny watching you assholes still seething about it
>>737733793case in point >>737733838
>>737733769He is right you know. It isn't dripping with irony. Theres no superman "but EVIL".The good guys fight the bad guys and they good guys win or lose. I think the worst bit is right at the start with toxic because it has joss whedon humor but the rest of the game is pretty inoffensive
>>737733345I thought the exact same thing until I watched the trailer, it's refreshingly grounded and sincere.
>>737733769Protagonist is an unironic really famous and competent hero that got BTFO in a fight against his arch nemesis and was hired to rehabilitate a group of villains. The heroism is played straight, it just has a lot of millenial humor
>>737733838just look at the ones in it right now
>>737731904/co/ can never win. Manga outsells comics. New good anime comes out every season but they have to pretend Incredible was ever good. Both have pretty shitty licensed games and live action adaptations but there are way better anime-inspired video games. This shitty visual novel is no exception.
Gay pajeets on v think this is a revolting designUgh, imagine being gay AND indian
>>737731904as an idea I liked it but the execution made is impossible to like any of the characters, they all have that smug Californian vibe
>>737733987>fucking used goods
>>737734018even golem?
>>737734036Fake omniman doesn't even have a penis
Malevola's design was bad. You can tell they added the jorts last minute, pretty much her entire outfit. I bet it was much lewder but they had to dial it back.Coupe was my waifu, but it turns out the dwarf was fucking her so I can let it go.Golem was the GOAT.
>>737734105Did I stutter?
>>737733515yeah I'm PISSED because I want a This is the Police styled game that's not weighed down by a fucking storyI just want to dispatch people to fucking crimes and jobs and shit and there's only like three fucking games in this entire ""genre""AND THEY'RE ALL STORY GAMES (except for simisle but holy shit that game is hard as balls)
>>737734036canonically didn't have sex with Phenomanan
>>737734183So... just play this is the police?
>>737734249It is also a mostly story game with the gameplay I actually want tacked onto it
>>737734183I'm sorry, anon. I know that shit sucks.>>737734204How do you think they found out?
>>737733910this>>737734204...Yet
>>737734183Fair point, I also want more dispatch only gameplay
>grounded and sincerei see you
>>737734309they probably had a nice romantic night planned out and when he pulled his pants down she discovered he had fucking crab pincers or something
>>737734309>How do you think they found out?talking?
>>737734446>>737734447and yet they were still dating...
>>737734596yes??Don't tell me you actually think girls should be keeping themselves from so much as talking to other guys so they can remain pure and chaste for some smelly delusional virgin who spends all his time complaining about women on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>737732000You have no idea what you're talking about
>>737734823Not an argument
>>737731904I liked it. The ending's rushed but the cast is fun and the dispatch mini-game is miles above the QTE combat of old Telltale games.
>>737734723lol what the fuck
>>737731904another case of a great art team wasted on mediocre character designs and bad writing with subversive themes. Also there's no gameplay. Your scores in the actual dispatch parts and dialogue choices don't really affect much.Would love to see this team make a moviegame with an unhinged anon at the helm. But they'd probably quit in protests cause muh fascism or whatever.
>>737734952Not a point.
>>737735038copeseethedilate
>>737731904this game would have been better if it was more wokeafter the first chapter i expected the rest of the game to be a critique of the american prison/slavery complex but it turned out to be a mid romance instead.
>>737735165>t. onionsjak caricature
Shut up and post more Mandy.
>>737737408you don't have to tell me twice
Well it was capeshit so duh
>>737731904i liked it quite a lot, but yeah it should've been a tv show, also i love my brown wife
>>737731968That gave me a good giggle
>>737737917if they kept it as a show then they would 100% have blazer as the love interest, just saying
>>737738161i dont think so, i feel like the writers were very biased towards invisigal
>>737738414they were in terms of the story, but the romance side of things felt favored towards Blazer. Plus pretty much all of the writers have basically gone on record saying they went with Blazer
>dating your direct reportsBad manager
>>737739016it's ok if she's hot.
>>737738414Nah, the romance with Blazer feels more natural and flows much better than a romance with Invisigal. Robert and Mandy have organic chemistry and you can be into one another. On the other hand, romance with Invisigal feels very forced and rushed. Why the fuck would Robert even hook up with her? I am pretty sure "fixing" her does not require fucking her.
>>737731904This was the greatest recent example of sex simply sells, put two contrasting waifus in it, make the male mc a "literally me" type character, BAM you got 5 million in sales or however much this game sold
oh great, here comes the retarded spam
>>737731904game part is ass, main story is mehbut this bunch of retards was alright and Courtney is a cutie patootie
It made me realize that modern "gamers" are too young to know that Telltale died in slow, pathetic agony for good reasons.
>>737740181because it bought too many licenses that it couldn't afford?
>All the E-Celebs mic qualities are noticeably worse than the rest of the cast Were they just too afraid to tell "Faggotcapeshitter95" to redo his lines or use filters and better equipment or something?
>>737738414in every scene she's in she comes across as an incredibly insecure and needy rapist, though. and she never becomes a halfway decent person unless a man educates her like she is a literal child. she is in fact a stereotypical femcel. she would post on here, with a full legbeard, about how league of legends is a good game.
>>737740304they're all noticably worse in general too. i thought joel haver was the closest to sounding good. such a shame they thought they had to put faggots in for marketing. i think it would have stood on its own and been a better game without them.
>>737740304The only voice I legitimately hate is malevola'sSonar's voice as annoying too but it grew on me Everyone I thought was fine, I didn't even know punch up was jacksepticeye until someone pointed it out to me
>>737740351Nah, they hired all those youtubers not for marketing, but because they were cheap. Charlie flat-out admitted he essentially worked for free.It's because Dispatch was made from ducttape and prayers and the devs were contantly underbudgeted.
>>737740304wasn't this because of covid? why bother flying out some d-list "celebrities" to a studio during global pandemic
>>737740482you know you can do voicework from home right
>>737740317That's what pisses me off about Invisigal. Robert is expected to forgive her, give her a benefit of a doubt and give her preferential treatment every single time, yet she can't even bother to get her shit together. The one time she tries to do something "good" in ep 6, she does that in the exact opposite way Robert was teaching her all this time. And then she start pitying herself after everybody rightfully gives her shit for it.
>>737740482during the coof most companies would send "recording packs" to actors homes that would then be sent backGranted lots of real VA's have recording studios in their rooms for professional voice work and no some retards twitch/podcast setup =/= VA level recording quality
I love mandy so much it's unreal
>>737731904look up honest reviews and you'll see that you can't truly fail, there's no gameplay. you can fail the actual dispatch portion and still move forward, you might think certain actions will lead to different outcomes but you're railroaded harder than a regular tell tale game. it really is smoke and mirrors aimed towards normies
>>737740227That, and because people caught on quick that you miss out on nothing by watching someone else play for free.
>>737740481what does a millionaire who gossips for his income think is low pay, though?
>>737733793I think a lot of it is just tendies getting assblasted that nintendo censored it and they're getting the worst experience so they're trying to downplay it.
>>737740438Sonar's voice is by far the worst. Don't understand how anyone can tolerate listening to that guy in general.
>>737741458Honestly his voice works for a cryptobro
>>737731904It's written and directed like how synthwave obsessed Californians think is cool and/or moving, and it's cringe as fuck. The game itself is surprisingly not very woke, but it still feels like it's written by wokes. I'm disappointed by /v/ for recommending this trash.
>>737742051it is woke though?
>>737742453In what way?
>>737731904It's garbage.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_hHyioLCxw
>>737742563>LA>Faggotry>All the brownoids>nose ring>the dialogue>muh fucking fur baby hostage
>>737742583oh hey, i watched this videogood shit
>>737742619Being cringe doesn't automatically make it woke. And if having brown characters in LA is woke, do you think Street Fighter 2 is woke by having browns too?
I thought it was fun as fuck on my first playthrough, so I booted it up the next day to try different choices, and man it breaks the illusion. The game is basically 99% the same if you try to romance the other love interest, there's no meaningful plot forks. There are clear "canon" choices, and things don't make sense when choosing the other option. And dispatch segment events are scripted, So there's no replayability in that area either.Kinda hoped that ex-telltale devs would address that criticism in their new project, but that's too much to ask apparently.
>>737742959first telltale game?
>>737742583>watch video>"jews jews jews goy goy humiliation ritual woke woke"Modern /v/ personified
>>737742959I wonder what you think are the "canon" choices.
None of the choices actually matter besides which youtuber character shows up in 2 more scenes and if you'd rather have retarded bimbo whore or tomboy as a love interest.
>>737731904I'm so done with modern entertainment in generalit's all sex sex profanity sex gore profanity sexI've had enough of this shit, degenerate tumblr slop made for women, it feels like every single game/movie/series is like this now. Nuke this whole industry and ban women from consuming media, giving them rights was a mistake
>>737743214There's that post bar fight scene with a choice to tell the team that Robert is Mechaman. Later during the house party team discusses getting the Astral pulse power core from the criminals. This makes sense if they know about Bob being MM. If player chooses to stay quiet, the scene plays out the same, and people who weren't privy to the secret don't act surprised or ask questions.
>>737743213What's wrong? Hit a little close to home?
>>737731904I haven't played it yet, but I'm planning to
it was fun as fucki don't miss the constant tomboy/stacy arguing tho
>>737743214I tried to stay in character on my 2nd run of the game, tried to pick the choices Robert would pick and I got the friends only achievement, maybe that?
>>737734183it's funnier when you consider that literally all of the gameplay in dispatch is set dressing, going afk will lead to the same outcome
>>737731904It was pretty normal. Bog standard super hero story with nothing interesting about it.Shit from the 60s.
>>737733907There's Superman but retarded, creepy and somewhat gay.
>>737734723woman moment
>>737733426no no you dont get it, there are specific factions in hollywood (netflix especially) pick things up from desperate nerd group devs so they can fuck up their story and reputation they are however just push overs though if we think about cyberpunk edge runners
>>737731904Yes, but in the logical continuation of teltale games kind of shit. I see it as having no value other than the waifus. And maybe flambe if you're into that.
>>737731904Nah, not really. Just decent enough and "improved" over the original Telltale formula with some gameplay added.The formula will get tiresome again as they milk it for all it is worth just like Telltale's formula originally got tiresome too.
>>737731904I liked that dispatch minigame, I'd love a full version of that.
>>737748720>I'd love a full version of that.same
>>737733907At their Captain Marvel equivalent is a genuinely sweet and heroic girl with no mean bone in her body. It's funny that everybody pegged her as a secret villain, to the point even her VA got sad and upset. And then the one girl that does end up betraying you is the one everybody keeps telling you is a shifty villain with a suspicious past. There are a lot untwists going on in this game.
>>737731904yeah, it's pretty bad>terrible story that revolves around fucking or not fucking invisigal>gameplay is literally scripted and not proc genned so every level has a factually and objectively best way to play so you can't even enjoy the game portion of the game>the delinquent squad of fuck ups who has been around for MONTHS before you with 0 progress being done>the one guy who actually makes progress with them? yeah, we're gonna force him to fire someone, not me, the boss of the company and person who is attempting to REDEEM criminals>proceed to do it AGAIN IN A WEEK DESPITE LETTING THEM FUCK AROUND FOR MONTHS BEFORE WITH 0 PROGRESS>FINALLY SOME PROGRESS AND THEN THEY THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW SO THEY CAN PLAY DUMB DRAMA GAMES IN A TERRIBLY WRITTEN VN
>>737731904Nah it was kino as fuck. I'm buying dispatch 2 on launch
>>737742583>white male lead character who gets all woman after him >it’s le badKys tranny
>>737732539Because when they tried, the networks demanded changes they weren’t willing to make.Or did you think it a coincidence that the two love interests are attractive, female characters were capable of having meaningful flaws, and that the male main character isn’t portrayed as a spineless doormat that is completely worthless without the suit?
>>737740438>The only voice I legitimately hate is malevola'sVoice is fine. But dialogues crticially lacks "oi" and "cunt"
>>737731904is Telltale just extremely retarded and neutered VN for normalfags
>>737733793They’re nogames autists with a grudge.When it came out they assumed they’d be able to shitpost threads to death, but people who actually played it managed to fend them off. They never forgave this slight, so every so often they’ll try to get their revenge when they think they’ll get enough ass kissers to back them up. Expect these threads to crop up for years until something else gets their ire in a similar way.
>>737737917>it should've been a tv showgood luck with pitching it tp Amazon, Netflix, Disney, HBO
>>737734204>She was emotionally completely OK with having sex with her previous man>They just couldn't do it due to technicalityCall me chud incel all you want but that's knee-deep in used goods status
>>737750576the entire thing with mandy being already in a relationship/coming out of one makes it extremely biased towards invisigalinvisigal gets literal screen showing her face, has her look all lonely and upset if you say no while mandy gets... a text message screen to convey her emotionsextremely railroaded and one-sided as fuck, it's quite obvious they meant to do more with this but in the end just gave everything to invisigal, like all of it
>>737733345It isn’t. Dispatch is a celebration of the genre, instead of being irony poisoned misery porn like Invincible. Robert is breath of fresh air compared to Mark.
>>737751097le subversion is gay, but celebrating marvel capeslop is also gay
>>737731904It isn’t.
>>737751097>ROBERT>I NEED YOU ROBERT
>>737750658It's funny, because outside of episode 4, the game seems to favour Mandy as a romance more. There is literally no difference between Invisigal's romanced and non-romanced path, while Blazer feels more natural as a love interest, because everytime something bad happens to Robert, she's right beside him, ready to console him. Plus, she gets more romantic scenes in general.
>>737731904I dropped it because of the dialogue, it was embarrassing
Whoever likened this to YTTD had brain damage
>>737751445That’s Niggerman has a cuck fetish, and wants you to fuck the character played by his wife.
Did they write invisigal's dialogue for her to be the most unlikable cunt?
>>737751252What would his stats be?
>>737751698His intelligence is in the negatives.
>>737751619Yeah.
>>737733210imagine babymaking sex with her right there on the trunk of that car, while phenomaman watches
>>737751698High physical stats, lower than average charisma, and astronomically low intelligence.
>>737752401So just phenomaman then?I feel like he would also need to have a skill that prevents him from ever successfully completing a call to be accurate
>>737750309>the two love interests are attractivethey are ugly trannies with no tits you retard>the male main character isn’t portrayed as a spineless doormat he is a spineless doormat you retard
>this is an ugly tranny according to /v/
>>737753208
>>737753304Now show her real form.
>>737753470The cute girl next door? She's even hotter as a brunette
>>737753631I know.I just wanted you to post more Mandy.
>>737731904telltale games but high budget
>>737753724Alright fair enough
>>737750489I feel like I've seen this happen before
>>737750576I have 'emotionally' had sex with like 6 girls I saw on the street today alone.What does that mean, Mr. Incel?
>>737750576I emotionally had sex with your mom last night but couldn't do it because she was too fucking fat and disgusting
>>737731904You can just smell the impotent seething in the air whenever someone makes a thread about a popular game they didn't personally like and starts whining about it being the result of a """shill campaign"""Your opinion is/was just in the minority anon, let it go
It was a mediocre VN with some tacked on mechanics to make it seem like a real game.Brunette Blazer is hot though.
>>737731904>Doomer protag gets multiple love interest>Also capeshit plot where there is mostly justification for some fightsThere is a lot to love and dislike, I would've prefered personally if it was more detective driven. It feels a lot passive and Robert's job only makes it more jarring.It is miles better than a lot of stuff released, especially in the movie games genre. 20 bucks is very good considering the game so its worth it in a sale.
>>737754151>Your opinion is/was just in the minority anon, let it gothese niggas have been conditioned to hate minorities so much that they recoil in fear when they realize they are one
>>737731904As with most telltale games it had a good setup that completely fumbles the ending. Episodes 7 and 8 were so bad Invisifags just end up deciding most of it is not canon lol
>>737731904>Marvel game without action acting as a saving graceWhat did you expect?
>>737753304>people chose a shitskin with a nose ring over this
>>737742619>piercings pouting prose and pets are now wokeIs there anything we won't let them claim?
>>737754171>movie games genreI always thought that wasn't refering to Telltale style games or VNs, but more to games where half the game is walking-n-talking quasi cut-scenes.
>>737754304But on the other hand, Blazerfags were ecstatic.
>>737754482What you describe is Telltale style games and to some extent some VNs.Telltale games are recognized for their camera, animation and multiple choice dialog when it reality it doesnt have a lot of choice or consequences.Still, it doesnt mean that some of the writing and unexpected consequences can happen or be done in a very meaningful way.If Walking Dead had the "level" of choice of Detroit Become Human, it would be a great game in its genre, perhaps the best.Sadly, it seems you either get loads of choices for shit dialog and acting or more restrective choices for "better" dialog and acting.Even then, a lot of the design of Detroit has very narrow choices where few stuff truly matters.
It had a few good moments but was ultimately dogshit. I was really irked when I realized that the QTEs didn't matter, that these kikes were so cheap (or overspent so much on VAs) that they couldn't even be bothered to animated multiple scenes.
>>737731904Yes, it had a few funny moments, but it was all "raunchy" and over the top crude "humor". Underdeveloped characters and a rushed ending because the writers didn't have a decent idea left in their brains. I actually just posted in the general about it, the fucking losers who live in that general is a different breed.
>>737754548>Everything Invisifags accused of Blazer ended up happening to Invisgal insteadI admit it was some funny karma, but I'd prefer the story to end well desu. Outside of Blazer moments I was pretty sour on the last episode.
>>737754808>I was really irked when I realized that the QTEs didn't matterYou mean you didn't realized that at the start of the game when it gave you the option to skip QTEs?
>>737750576From the board that brought you>having sex with women is gaycomes the new hotness>not having sex means you're used goods
>>737731904It has the D. It's automatically BG3 tier.
Its 2026 and people still have a problem with cinematic adventure games.It was really fun, I'm glad not-Telltale has gotten back into the groove. It had its issues, in my opinion the episode length is way too fucking short, but it was a nice heartwarming story with good romance stuff.
>>737755065>cinematic adventure gamesGenuinely surprised there aren't more of these types of games from indie devs considering how many wish they were indie film makers. I guess there's those Asian FMV games.
>>737731904Piece of shit? Nah. Wasn't good, mind, but if it had been a piece of shit we coulda gotten a lot more mileage out of it, like Veilguard for example.Instead it was a run-of-the-mill late stage telltale game, squarely in the 5/10 bracket.
>>737755140There's not a lot of public documentation/templates on how to do this type of stuff. Telltale style games might look stupidly simple but keep in mind that compared to normal style VNs, platformers or action games, there's basically no templates for them.I wish we had more of them though. I really did miss telltale's output.
>>737755140>Genuinely surprised there aren't more of these types of games from indie devsAnimation costs money.
>>737755065the biggest issue with dispatch (besides the fact that everyone talks like they just walked off the set of an MCU film) is that it feels like it's at least two episodes too short. really needed at least one more in the early stage to show how utterly dysfunctional everything really was before robert started tardwrangling everyone, and maybe split up/expand the events of the last two episodes into a third one.
>>737751619Thats what passes for a personality now
>>737754764I disagree with this post. Detroit actually has pretty good writing in the Hank and Connor story despite still having a lot of meaningful choices. In fact I'd argue they have the most choices since all of Connor's actions contribute to his deviancy score that opens up new paths and endings unlike Kara, who has no relationship meter to track her choices or Marcus where it's only used for his relationship with North, which only affects one ending choice.I also disagree with few choices mattering. What you do throughout the story directly affects not only the endings you can achieve, but also other characters. For example if you lead a violent revolution as Marcus then Connor loses the ability to lead it and Kara also can't escape to Canada with the sympathetic border agent. There's tons of little shit like this that I don't blame you for not even realizing exists.
>>737754764The Walking Dead was "great" because of the extent they've gone to sell you the illusion of choice.Unless you've looked up other playthroughs before playing it on your own you would've been none the wiser and think that your actions snowballed into the finale you've got.What fucked it all up is that once the cat was out of the bag that you had no real choices it fuorever fucked up any future taletail-like games as just a string of non-choices until the end.
Mandy bb girl
The best superhero romanceBlazerfags were all deeply vindicated
>>737731904Just finished. It was enjoyable but nothing amazing. Who did /v/ let go between Sonar and Coupe?
>>737756073>>737756214Mandy stocks just keep rising.BBChads will inherit the earth
>>737756073>>737756214I just don’t care for her.
https://youtu.be/vOdk0w3a9gM?si=HuwwNiso0Hj_jMf8
>>737756256For me, cutting Coupe, picking PM for the team, dating Blazer, admitting to being Mecha-Man and cutting Visi have the best narrative flow.
>>737756358I cut Sonar and hired WaterboyMecha Man and BB vs Giant bat boss fight in the underground gym is way, way better than Coupes fight
>>737756278Invisigal was more popular at first, because of the "I can fix her" trope plus everybody convinced themselves Blazer was a villain, but I think Mandy has longer legs. Proverbially and literally.
>>737756256cutting sonar makes basically zero sense unless you just really really hate the fact that he's voiced by an ecelebcoupe is very obviously still evil (or at least amoral) as evidenced by her locking sonar up at the start of that shift just to get an edge>>737756358>not picking waterboy
>>737756256I let Sonar go, but honestly I didn't care about either of them. They pretty much got written out of the story anyways.
>>737756358Visi hasn’t done anything worse than Flambae. How come she deserves to be cut when he literally tried to murder Robert multiple times? It doesn’t make sense at all.
>>737756443IMO the fight with Coop was better, if only because Charlie can't be intimidating for shit - also, why the fuck would you cut him? And IMO Robert in Ep 8 psyching up Waterboy to finally step in and become a hero is cuter and narratively stronger than PM just bumbling his way into the final fight.
>>737754923I think the only thing that's actually legit bad about the story is the teleporting wholesome chungus Beef forcing everyone to stop fighting when Shroud grabs himIt's so ridiculously millennial and silly. All the other little nitpicks and "why would Shroud be so retarded about the Pulse" criticisms fall on deaf ears for me. I also think Invisigal was perfectly in character and she did basically everything I expected that she would do. Traitor spy who chooses at the very last minute whether or not she is a true hero
>>737756470Technically, she made things a lot worse by forcing you to cut someone out of the blue, so she ended up helping Shroud a lot by giving him a new lackey.
i'm still not over how hard Flambae won me over. Hated him in the first half of the game but he did a real 180 by the end. Especially if you tell them all you're mecha man, after his crash out/return he's the only one outside of golem to vote to keep visiand of course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ubsKm6_Qac
>>737754923One of the writers ended up confirming that Shroud was just lying, and that Visi was never a mole, so you’re wrong too.
>>737756256Midwits choose to keep sonarReal ones know Coupe is more useful in the long term
>>737731904I only enjoyed the dating sim elements with mandy
>>737756795She really isn’t.
>>737731904worst "game" i played last yearirredeemable dogshit
I think Mandy is incredibly boring.
>>737756617Transformation power is shittyAnyone you choose can outclass Sonars INT in just a shift or two, making his transformation useless. Waterboy easily mogs his INT stat in one shift. Coupe and Punch up are one of the best combos in the game, and Malevola and Waterboy are really cute as polar opposite team mates + she can instantly heal him if he ever messes up.Phenomaman sucks ass too, you never need Combat points and he's a waste of a slot when you pair him with Malevola because they have zero build synergy
Everyone talks about BB getting shafted by the story but can we talk about how Phenomaman had the same fate being introduced as a stereotypical jock asshole when in reality he's way funnier than waterboy
I think Invisigal is incredibly cringe
>>737756598At least Flambae understood what he did wrong, apologized and learned to be a team player. Invisigal started as a unruly shitead that can't work in a team in Ep 2, was an unruly shithead in Ep 6 and ended as an unruly shithead in Ep 8. She never learned anything, because she remains shady and untrustworthy until the end.Also - Robert provoked Flambae. He knew exactly what would happen in he reveals the truth to him, but decided to take a gamble anyway, so he never blamed Flambae for the outburst. If he doesn't say anything, Flambae is the first to make friends with Robert.On the other hand, Invisigal ignored direct orders from Mandy, Robert and Chase and it ended in a predictable disaster.
>>737756920spoilers, none of the dispatching shit matters for anything so every stat is pointless because the whole activity where stats affect anything is pointless
>>737756671I just think Visi's character felt schizophrenic. The plot was clearly written from the perspective of her being a deep undercover agent for Shroud, but then she casually betrays him in either choice and he never sees it coming when his entire shtick is predicting the future. Also the final fight with everyone defending HQ is kind of lame since none of the villains are defeated. Also somehow there's no other workers there like Turban guy - am I supposed to believe the entire place was conveniently evacuated despite there being a city wide terrorist attack? And as you said it just ends up in a standoff with Beef. I was particularly bothered by Chase not being able to use his super speed to do anything or Malevola using her portals, but I guess that's standard capeshit writing.
>>737756470Cope. Visi still wins in the in-game statistics, there are more artists dedicated exclusively to her who even have an ongoing "invisimonth" art event, there are almost twice as many visimech fanfics compared to blazermech... Even Malevola is more popular than her on fucking reddit out of all places. Blazer is simply not a compelling enough character for most people to gravitate towards.
>>737756793That just opens up another plot hole of why they have her the mask and she instantly accepts it. I guess you can argue Shroud made a stupid gamble, but that is insanely out of character for him. Death of the author blah blah blah.
>>737756853Yes, yes she is lolShe can fly and gets a stat bonus on any job + can instantly reroll any failure + doesn't transform and become useless for all missions except combat.Sexy Black girl >>> cringe Bat boy
>>737756853Sonar has that stupid transformation gimmick. If you spec him into INT and he's in his bat form, then he's essentially useless for the specific role he's supposed to be good at. Coupe is more consistent, her gimmick makes it so that you don't necessarily have to put too many points into combat or mobility, and if you give her a flight license she can actually use it all the time instead of sonar who can only fly when he's transformed.
>>737731904It was nice, a quick couple hours tv show
Invisigal posters are deeply, deeply cringeGotta be the sorest "winners" I've ever seen in my entire life
>>737757135>why they have her the mask and she instantly accepts it.I mean, that just seems pragmatic doesn't it? A lot easier to doublecross someone if you can actually hide properly instead of having to rely on your inhaler.even when I was playing I was under the assumption that the mole thing was a blatant lie just because of how fucking stupid it was and how he was clearly in the cope and seethe part of his plan at that point anyway.
I enjoyed it quite a lot but I never bothered to play the last episode because I found the penultimate one somewhat boring
>>737731904I thought it was pretty good. I'll play the next season or whatever they make for it. I'd give it a 7.5/10. I liked the managing the heroes bits and wish there had been a bit more of that.
It's nice to see you all at each other's throats again
mandyfags are so insecure
>>737757071>I just think Visi's character felt schizophrenicShe really is. Especially in Ep 7 onwards. She just keeps betraying Robert, but I don't the writers even knew what the point of those betrayals even is, aside from Invisigal wanting to stir up some drama. And her explanation as to why she lied about the pulse is so idiotic, she's either lying about that too or she's retarded.>I-I hid the pulse to protect you, which caused Shroud to kidnap you and almost torture you to death if it wasn't for Blazer, but hey it's the thought that counts
>>737731904I can't wait for season 2 to see you faggots seethe everyday for weeks again
I think visifags and BBfags should kiss each other, on the lips
>>737756793Then who gave Shroud the tip that Robert was working at the agency, that they were rebuilding the mecha suit, and that they had a (malfunctioning) copy of the astral pulse? Even at the very end at the Beef standoff, Shroud knows Robert in that very moment is holding the defective copy. How would he know if there was no mole, and the only three people who ever saw the mecha suit or the core were Robert, who's obviously the one that was getting it rebuilt, Royd, who was the one rebuilding it, and Visi, who snuck in there without being allowed to? And why didn't Visi say he was lying at any point, not at the moment and not after?
>>737757327It's just out of character for both of them, but doubly so for Shroud who at least tries to consider realistic probabilities instead of hinging his entire plan on Visi turncoating him, spending months with the Z-Team, somehow not bonding with them and then deciding to betray them and go bsck to him with the pulse for reasons (??).
>>737757327>>737757607It's also incredibly out of character for Shroud to just drop a big fat lie about Visi being a mole to create doubts in the team, seeing Visi act like it's true and play along despite knowing it's a lie, and himself not suspect anything about it or what Visi might be planning.
>>737757607>>737757594Like I said it was most likely a rewrite after they realized how bad it made Invisigal look. It was a rush job that they didn't have ebough time to change.
>>737757013It actually does matter, because Visi has a hidden counter tied to it and your other choices that influence her becoming a real hero or not.
>>737757709And Invisigal was already behaving shady as fuck. She never explained what was she doing in that basement and why she needed the pulse. She just gives Robert some bullshit excuse and he drops the issue.I think the writers wanted her to be an actual traitor, but then they got cold feet once they realized EVERYBODY romanced her, so they settled on this indecisive in-between.
>>737757709It’s out of character for a liar to lie?
>>737753120>they are ugly trannies with no tits you retardyou're supposed to hit on Blonde Blazer or Invisigirl, not Flambae and Phenomaman
>>737757964No, it's out of character for a liar to lie to incriminate another liar and see that liar play along and not suspect anything.
>>737757875It doesn't matter if you don't give a fuck about Invisigal, like in my case. I fired the bitch, so I no longer cared about what ending I will get.
>>737757891She feels guilty because of the bomb. That’s what all of this is about. She dropped out of his gang in the first place and joined SDN out of guilt. Did you even play the game?
>>737758053>moving the goalpost I accept your concession.
Also:>THUMBSTICK, BEHIND YOUShe's either insanely petty, or she was working for the bad guys all along.
>>737751942He'd help her keep her legs spread open for (You)
>At this moment in the game, she was already fully aware who Robert was, why he had to stop being a superhero, that she's the one who blew up his suit, and that it's a miracle she didn't kill him.
>>737758116Did you? The version you get told by her is that planting that bomb was the last favor she had to do for the gang before being allowed to drop out, not that she felt guilty afterwards so she dropped out. Her guilt didn't play any part in it.And of course, her being the mole would mean she didn't even actually drop out, Shroud just told her to pretend to infiltrate SDN.
>>737758240
>>737758195>>>THUMBSTICK, BEHIND YOUwait what? the guy pissing in the plant at the end? i thought she shoots him unconscious
>>737758451Also, her explanation as to why she joined Shroud is adorable. She's literally trying to fish for sympathy, but it falls flat on its face.>my asthma was getting worse, so I decided to join Shroud for an implantMAYBE STOP SMOKING, YOU RETARDED CUNT? She literally brought this on herself.
>>737758341>This is her feeling guilty for blowing robert upThey didn't know the plot at all did they
Invisigal is bad writing incarnate.BB is a kind, helpful, simple and nice girl. Nothing more to her and that's refreshing.
>>737758631If you don't untie her, she immediately alerts Thumbstick to Robert's presence, because I guess she's petty this way.
>months later and there are still people vehemently defending invisislagSimping for BPD whores on twitch is already cringe as fuck, but for a literal cartoon BPD cunt? Get some standards.
>>737758703Why wouldn’t you untie her?
>6 months later>still more popular>still causes unimaginable amounts of seetheKEK. Feels good to be a visifag.
>>737758702The only bad thing I can say about BB is that the firing subplot is fucking stupid. Thing is, there's nothing else to explore there. She just has a total brainfart of a decision this one momentary time. With Invisigal, you can REALLY go in depth exploring all the fucking ways she fucks up or betrays everyone's trust every step along the way. And saying she wasn't actually a mole actually somehow makes the story worse, because then you end up with a slew of plot holes that are all Invisigal shaped.
>>737758702Yeah, she’s a Mary Sue. That’s why I don’t like her.
>>737758763Because she's being shady as fuck and refuses to give you a straight answer as to what she's sneaking around in the middle of an attack?Nothing Invisigal does throughtout last two episodes makes her trustworthy.
>waifu fags flinging shit at each otherI haven't seen that on /v/ since katawa shoujo
>I was born to be a villain cause my power is to be invisible Lol seriously?!
>>737758837BB is also incredibly boring, and doesn’t have any depth.
>>737758829Heh.>*gets backstabbed*These guys>*gets stabbed again*totally don't get>*gets stabbed in the thighs*the superiority>*gets stabbed in the neck*of Invisigal>*gets stabbed in the crotch*as the one true waifu>*gets stabbed in the face*of the game.>*gets wallet stolen before Invisigal gives one last stab and trots off*
>>737758763Not the point. Even if you don't she shouldn't try to get you killed.
>>737758837>The only bad thing I can say about BB is that the firing subplot is fucking stupid.To be fair, you can totally defend that shit. It made sense at the time, Robert event told BB flat out she's being too soft on the fucking supervillains. And that's the result of that. And honestly, this situation has been unfolding for months with Z-Team literally getting away with everything and eventually there have to be consequences.
>>737758839If she was a mary sue she wouldn't have forced you to fire Coupe/Sonar. BB is nice because she has realistic flaws.
>>737759060She indeed like to stab people, who are aiming a gun at someone she cares about. What a horrible person.
>>737759016Yeah. This isn’t an Invisible Woman or Violet situation where she can also make force fields, it’s just turning invisible when she holds her breath, while also being an asthmatic.
>>737759040>you don't understand, I NEED all my romantic interests to be bipolar and abusive or else I can't get off to it
>>737759129Nah, I don't think that was defensible. It was realistic that she'd think that's the tough necessary action when dealing with super villains, but even without hindsight, it was a stupid one. The very first thing she should have realized is that if you've got a rehabilitation program for super villains that offers them an out from a life of crime, and you fire them from it, there's literally only one place they're going to go from there. And apart from that, the moment Invisigal managed to pull herself ahead of the other two and got the whole team congratulating her and cheering her on, she should have realized it was the perfect opportunity to call it off, and instead praise them all and reward them by not firing anyone. She correctly identified she needed a stick to get the team moving once and for all, but then chose the wrong stick and also failed to identify the moment where she had to switch from the stick to the carrot.
>>737759151What flaws? Everyone, including Shroud, likes her and respects her, and her problems are superficial identity issues. It’s just generic and boring.
>>737759391The flaw where she left it on new guy Robert to fire Sonar / Coupe?
i missed this
>>737759237>I NEED my love interest to be perfect in every way and no significant flaws whatsoever
>>737750576>all the copingFrom your point of view you're right. After all, how did he find out they aren't compatible if they didn't try?
>>737759438That’s not a flaw according to most people here, because they think it was 100% the right thing to do, and Robert canonically agreed with her.
>>737759494Where's the lie?
>>737759378>group of assholes has been shitting up the phoenix program for months >literal bottom of the barrel rejects who were in danger of getting the entire program scrapped if they didn't improve >one day of improvement with the new guy is supposed to negate all of thisCutting someone is totally defensible. In hindsight it wasn't the best way to move forward. But then you're also arguing in hindsight.
>>737759582Visi isn’t BPD, she has ADHD.
>>737759454I love my Wabi-sabi wife
>>737759683See>>737758341
>>737759210So the logical conclusion is to be a super villain?
>>737759494That's the thing, BB isn't perfect by a long shot. She has her moments, she almost forgot she was still in a relationship at the bar, she has insecurities about herself when she's not wearing the amulet, she's an iffy manager when it comes to the Z-team, she's not exactly professional when interacting with Robert, etc. But the difference between BB's flaws and Visi's flaws are that BB's flaws make her more endearing and Visi's flaws feel like huge red flags. In fact the only reason Visi works as a romance is because it's a video game and people already know you can fix her. BB's flaws are things you don't inherently need to fix in order to like her.
>>737759210That's stupid, even the very game itself proves in many occasions that the invisible person can contribute as a superhero. Infiltration, disarming, sneak attacks, it's not only villains who do that stuff. She just has shit imagination so the only thing she can come up with is spying or stealing.
>>737759795She was actually trying with her last job, and got him his favorite donut, only to be chewed out and told she’s not a real hero. Of course she’s going to react negatively.
>>737759797>>737759920She has 2 INT, please understand
>>737760052I can't tell if you're actually trying to excuse her behaviour here or if you're deliberately trolling.
>>737758341I love my tsundere wife with an actual character arc
>>737760052Clearly BPD behavior
>>737759893To be fair, her flaws also make her decisions more understadable. It's very heavily implied she lives under the enormous pressure as Blond Blazer, where she needs to excel and be perfect at all times and she feels like she's not lving up to those standards and just wants to be herself. Her rash idea to cut someone was IMO a way to be decisive, because that's expected of Blazer, even though she's in reality indecisive as fuck about the whole thing. And her being "unprofessional" at the bar feels like her just being herself for the first time in forever, against her better judgement. She actually allowed herself to break her kayfabe and be Mandy for a while in front of Robert, which kinda backfired in the end.
>>737759797>>737759920She only gets better AFTER getting proper guidance from a competent mentor like Robert. Visi ultimately a product of her environment, and Robert said himself that if he didn’t have good people like Chase or his dad to look up to, he probably would’ve ended up like her too. Ultimately, it’s your responsibility to show her she can be more than a criminal, and that she has someone who believes in her, because that’s your job.
>"Blazer is secretly evil! She has an ulterior motive for being so nice to you! She's working with Shroud! She's gonna betray you!">Visi: does all of those things while Blazer saves you from getting tortured by ShroudHave you all submitted your apology forms yet?
>>737760128It's such a generic character arc by the way. It was so obvious where this dynamic is going, I deliberately went with Blazer, because at this point "enemies to friends/I can fix her" girls are such a cliche.
>>737760128Remaining the same old bitch throughout the entire game with only a single small change at the end if and only if you got your every need catered to isn't what anyone sane would call a "character arc".
>>737760364i don't apologize to mary sues
>>737760364She also saves your surrogate brother's life, by sacrificing her own power to do so.Sure, she claims it was to throw off Shoud, but come on.
>>737759569I don't think anyone is saying it's not a flaw, just that it's understandable. The issue is we don't see more of the context surrounding the decision.
>>737760364For me it was when the achievements leaked and NTRfags jumped on the let me make love to you again one, only to get utterly buck broken when they found out what it actually meant
>>737760101You might be illiterate.>>737760227Getting pissed off at someone isn’t BPD.
>>737760276What's kayfabe?
>>737760449While invisigal is the reason your surrogate brother is in the hospital
>>737760276It's ironic how many people thought she was being manipulative in episode 1, saying how she was just being flirty to butter up robert, when it was clearly just a case of mutual attraction and being able to let her hair down for once in her life. Meanwhile Visi starts having sex dreams and aggressively flirting with Robert after one (1) positive interaction with him, and no one bats and eye over how sudden her change of heart is.
>>737760527Punching someone for call you out is, especially after you already tried to murder him
>>737760527Trolling then, got it.
>>737760364She wanted to fuck Robert before she broke up with P-Man.
>>737731904it's a date simulator for western troons
>BB gets put in charge of Z team for a few hours she has to fill in for Robert.>Sends Malevola to help out at a church.I'm so sad we didn't get to see better how that went.On that note, I feel like Sonar is just nowhere near as bad as the rest of Z-team? He seems to just be a scammer/average internet manosphere grifter. I don't understand what was so bad about him that he was down there with the extremely prolific assassin.
>>737760101NTA but the point is that while her behavior cannot be excused, it's understandable considering her character. She thought she did a good job, brought him a gift, expected praise, and instead got lashed out at - of course she's gonna punch him, even if she knows who he is and what she did to him. She's a bratty tomboy, how else would you expect such an archetype to act? Apologize and admit that she fucked up? It would be out of character.
>>737760664*calling
>>737760559Chase made his choice after treating her like shit and ruining Robert’s party. That’s on him.
>>737760674"wanting to fuck" is not the same as actually fucking. She also leans out of your kiss if you decide to kiss her.Meanwhile Visi can straight up just decide to kiss you despite knowing you're in a relationship with BB
>>737750236>muh representationI don’t care if some loser looking protagonist is White and if you do you’re probably insecure about something.
>>737760772>Shitty character doing a shit thing I guess you're right
>>737760772What I don't get is people simping for this creature and excusing every single thing she does wrong.
>>737760364BB bros won bigly.
>>737760397>if and only if you got your every need cateredYou can literally date Blazer and cut Visi from the team and still have her become a hero and take a bullet for you at the end if you don't fuck up during the dispatching sections. That is indeed a character arc.
>>737760763Z-team in order of how serious their offenses are:Coupe >>> Malevola > Punch Up > Flambae > Visi > Sonar > Prism > GolemIn fact Golem shouldn't even really be here. His crimes are petty misdemeanors at best. Coupe should realistically be life in prison without parole
>>737760364No need, I fell in love with her from the jump (just like Robert)
>>737760550https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kayfabe
>The director of the house party episode "always chooses Blonde Blazer"
>>737760948>BB bros wo-ACK!
>>737761159He also watched Chappelle show
https://youtu.be/uj4551M2Qjk
>>737761159>The director of the house party episode has shit tastegood to know
>>737731904Visi won. Blazer lost.
>>737760763It's not even as absurd as it sounds, because we've been making those kinds of retarded picks all the time.Malevola IS a pretty good well-rounder with high charism and knowlege or religious cults.What you didn't send Coupe to babysit children, just because the game told you you need high mobility?
>>737761217Popularity =/= betterEspecially when the first few episodes before the romance decision was heavily favored towards Invisigal.
>still lives rent free in the heads of her fans>still lives rent free in the heads of her hatersshe truly won.
>>737761159Wouldn’t it make more sense to choose Visi, since that would lead into Chase’s meltdown better? It just seems like has a schizo moment otherwise.
>>737761276>the director of all the episodes that put visi in the best light has shit tasteHe also directed episodes 3 and 5 which are heavily visi-favored really shooting yourself in the foot there
>>737731904Not falling for this ragebait because majority of /v/ loved Dispatch. Even after the game finished, People were making lots of threads discussing it. Blazer mogs btw.
Roberts wife didn't fail a single call while covering his shift, did it without asking, no injured Z-Team, and she put the fear of God (and a little extra) into those childrenTruly the most fundamentally based scene in the entire game, that PDA in the office and sense of undying loyalty, it leads so perfectly into the home stretch with their various battle scenes together, her sacrifice of the amulet and the ending scene on the car. It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>737761402Blazer has around 29 minuts of cutscene screentime before the romance decision, Visi has around 19. Sure, it includes the dream scene, but it also includes her punching you in the face and being a cunt. Meanwhile with Blazer you get the entire episode 1 with a kiss and the dress scene. I fail to see how it's heavily favored towards Visi.
>>737761793>Discounting that dream sex scene this hard
>>737761517Isn't the schizo moment because she keeps insisting to go to the warehouse NOW even as everyone tells her to wait and plan- oh my fucking god it JUST NOW DAWNED ON ME SHE INSISTED ON GOING THERE AT THAT MOMENT BECAUSE SHE WAS IN ON SHROUD'S PLAN.FUCK.
>>737761849Visifags are so disingenuous lol
>>737761793It’s all boring too.
>>737761793>sure it includes the dream scene>and like 6 dispatching shifts and Grannys>but Blazer had more screentime!!!! (in only the first episode)
>>737761868But she wasn’t, according to the writer.
>>737761868Blazerfags knew that when E6 dropped lolWe all knew "why does Visi think it's going to be taken tonight unless she has prior knowledge"Which yeah, it means she definitely is trying to help, but it does nothing but confirm that she absolutely is a Red Ring spy, which was already hinted at in the bar fight scene. It was all already analyzed in the threads a long time ago
>>737761975I refuse to acknowledge the writer saying she wasn't the mole because then the plot of the game makes zero fucking sense. If they didn't want her to be the mole, they should have rewritten it instead of just saying so after the fact.
>>737733793The only people who played that shit are fags. For fuck's sake.
>>737762078Shroud just knew everything (except when he doesn't)
>>737753998I feel like I see this shit happen regularly to many games on /v/. I have no idea what drives people to do it, but they do.
>>737761793Blazer moments before the date decision:>reveals she's dating phenomaman>tells you she's cutting a z-team member>forces you to cut a member at the end of the day even if you did great>tells you to talk to her exVisi moments:>gets a redemption scene with lightningstruck>full on sex scene>relentlessly flirts with robert all day>has a literal pick-me scene of her sitting alone at the movies basically begging him to come along while Blazer gets a simple textThat on top of all the dispatching segments where you're basically acting as her mentor. BB technically does have more on-screen time but the majority of that can be interpreted negatively. She's also coming from a high with the bar/billboard scene and only going down from there so the most recent memories in the player's mind are negative towards her. Visi's scenes are just the opposite, she has a bad first impression but the favoritism ramps up rapidly from there, and recency bias is what matters the most when you're making decisions on the fly.
>>737762178unironic schizophrenia, terminally online illness
>>737762410Yeah, we all know the game tries to force Visi down your throat whether you like her or notEvery single casual player and even Laura Baileys relatives and loved ones said so
The game quite literally shoves Visi down your throat whether you like her or not, and this is what leads to truly the very best and highest kino scenes in the entire game whenever Robert turns her down. Starts with the failed flirting in the bathroom where she storms out, leads to the pouting in the theatre, then more pouting at the house party, and the ultimate 7 stages of grief pouting in the locker room.
>>737762513>and even Laura Baileys relatives and loved ones said soMuch to Laura Bailey's annoyance.And then she realized that most of Critical Role team picked Blazer.
This game turned me into a brunette lover
>>737762934I FEEL SEXUALLY ASSAULTED
>Blonde Blazer is in a relationship with someone from Shroud's gang, is working for him as a mole, only got close to Robert to steal the astral pulse, will betray SDN, and is secretly a villain>mfw all of these projections actually apply to Visi instead
Treat it like the TV show it is, it's fine. It's an easy, entertaining package and pretty much in line with every Telltale game.Like every Telltale game it isn't really a game and fucking sucks, but at least they kinda tried with the dispatching minigame - even if that's a rip off of 'This is the Police' done worse somehow.I enjoyed my pirated playthrough, but I knew going in what it would be since I've been on this boat since Telltale was making Sam and Max and Monkey Island.
>>737761987>which was already hinted at in the bar fight scene. QRD?
>>737731904I liked it. I would have bought it a second time for Switch 2 if they didn't censor it. Probably best I didn't since it isn't exactly my kind of genre but it was pretty entertaining since I hadn't played a VN in like 15 years until I played this.
>>737731904kill yourself
>>737732116It wasn't always like this. >>737732634It's actually much worse than Tell-tale. Most of the choices are outright jokes. You don't do anything the character is completely set in stone. If you pick an option that isn't what the devs wanted they just say "No you don't" or have the character fall, spit on himself, or reveal that he didn't actually do it.>>737733793It's a reddit VN with no choices written by the pronoun crew. How could it be any worse?
>>737763605I wouldn't exactly say it was hinted but rather was more like a "so that's why they were doing this" once you finished the game and revisited that sceneA guy at a villain bar picks a fight and you initially think he was picking a fight with Robert but was actually talking to Visi because she's ex-red ring
>>737743213Why do jews keep throwing trillions of dollars at stuff like South of Midnight?
>>737763550>but at least they kinda tried with the dispatching minigameYou faggots are everything that's wrong with this game. It should just be a CYOA game with none of the dogshit "gameplay" segments but you faggots are too insecure to buy into that so they had to pad it out to placate you
>>737764136the dispatching is the fun part
>>737740438>jacksepticeyeWho? Also weird ass name, why would you name yourself shit-eye. Does he have fucked up eyes?
>>737764601They could have made a game about the dispatching if there are sincerely people who enjoy that slop. Instead they force everyone to sit through it, despite it not connecting at all to the main story. You can literally sit through the dispatch segments without pressing a single button and the story will progress the exact same.
>>737764121Are you trying to imply Dispatch was funded by jews when they literally couldn't find funding for the game from big publishers for 6 years until critical role stepped in, or are you implying that critical role themselves are jews?
>>737733345It's capeshit but corporate, there's f bombs and team synergy meetings.
>>737756926Phenomaman is the obvious choice, and recruiting waterboy later when the situation is 10000 fires that need putting out tracks a lot better than just leaving notsuperman eating melon for 99% of the plot. The hug is enough to seal the deal as funnier than waterboy and that's his first interaction.
>>737731904It was fun, you're just a miserable piece of shit.
>>737759174Romancing visi and having fer turn villain anyway is the most interesting ending. Not the best, just the one with the coolest sequel potential.
>>737765435>this game sucks because there's no gameplay!>this game sucks because the gameplay gets in the way of the story!Pick oneIt can't be both
>>737765440https://slate.com/life/2023/08/dungeons-dragons-critical-role-matthew-mercer-twitch.html>The show has quickly become a fixture of the geek-media ecosystem and is blessed by a litany of third-party investments. https://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/headlines-breaking-stories/1945868/amazons-next-ceo-andy-jassy-is-jewish.html>Amazons CEO Andy Jassy is JewishI'm not implying. It is proudly touted by ol Jassy himself.
Flambert <3333
>>737766351>adhoc was funded by critical role, who is funded by a bunch of investors including amazon, whose current CEO is a jew >therefore, adhoc was funded by jewslollmaonext level retardation, it's literally the meme
>>737766681>B-but it's not TECHNICALLY funded by "DA JOOZ!!!" as you so put it, because they laundered everything through a middleman! Heh, chuds on s****** watch!
>>737766681>CEO is Jewish>CEO Gives them a bunch of money for a show he isn't making any money off of>They give money to a game that meets all of Amazon's inclusivity metrics just like their show doesIt's not that complicated. Critical Roll productions is a publisher, they get their funding form Amazon. Microsofts funding of the game is actually more complicated, Microsoft owns Microsoft Gaming, which owns Xbox Games Studios, which paid them for zero copies sold to put it on gamepass. That's a whole four steps instead of two.
>>737741458Just like working on an attention-grabbing thumbnail or promo for an actual video, Moist expended 99% of all effort for the demo
>>737744857Bacha bazi'd goods
>>737733793>>737750489It happens too often, and I saw it happen with UFO 50, though I didn't participate in the original threads. Just by glancing at the catalog every now and then you can tell these things, though sometimes threads get made with bait OPs lolJust remember all the fun we had together as each episode release. The people who make these threads don't actually want to argue whether Dispatch is good, bad, or mediocre, they just want to shit on it.
>>737767251nigger, if you wanted to boycott everything that could be remotely traced back to "da jews" there wouldn't be anything left to enjoy. This is your brain on the final stages of rot.Did you know? Half the internet runs off AWS and the other half runs off microsoft azure. Better log off the internet forever since it's run by jews now>>737767295Critical Roll productions is a publisherCritical Role is a web series where a bunch of voice actors plays DnD and dispatch is literally their first video game that they funded, but then again I wouldn't expect someone who can't even do the bare minimum research of googling how their name is spelled to know that
>>737750576I bet you think a woman getting wet over a fictional male is cucking as well, huh?
>>737767948What's your favorite flavor of shoe polish?
>>737768217I don't know, recommend me the one you like to eat the most
>>737767948People pay for AWS, that's why he is able to give trillions to make video games lame, and gay. The distinction between Critical Role, and Critical Roll is as relevant as Xbox Games studios, and Bethesda. They are owned by the same man, and follow his dicta.
I went back and played the Walking Dead series because of Dispatch, finished the whole thing yesterday. I can safely say that Dispatch really is a piece of shit, its a little insulting to even call it a video game. It was enjoyable the first time but playing it a second time really drove home just how bad the writing is. Definitely not worth paying for, only enjoyed it because it was free - 5 bucks woulda been too much for the entire season.
>>737754808Yeah, for the most part they don't matter, but it's weird because they made special animations for losing the QTEs for the bar fight (when helping visi break the guy's arms and when you get thrown in the bathroom) but then they never did it again.Also, the QTEs and hacking sequences that involve Visi directly affect her ending (you gather or lose points)But overall, it felt railroaded because it was supposed to be a tv show, and they just slapped a game on it.
>>737768217>accuses someone else of being rebellious for no reason>"NUH UH! You're the boot licker!"Your trolling is weak.>B-b-but you responded!>I was MERELY PRETENDING to be retarded!!!
>>737768332"Critical Roll" does not exist retard
>>737768217>incoherent schizo babble "dajoos did this!! dajoos did this!">get called out for being an incoherent schizo>"y-you're a bootlicker!!!"spoken like someone who hasn't interacted with another human being in the past decade
>>737768473>He used a relevant homophone instead of the less logical actual company name Jassy is no longer JewishESL role and roll are said the same. I don't watch their gay show, but I know they're rolling dice that's what you do in a ttrpg. A common mechanic in games is a critical roll.
>>737768757and a beep boop curry saar to you as well
>>737731904Always has been a piece of shit.
>>737768908>y-you're indian!!had to switch it up because the jew bit wasn't working anymore huh?
>>737769069I also called you a bot.
>>737768858>mentally justifying your critical retardationI don't think you're qualified to put your pants on in the morning by yourself, much less speak on how you think jews run some secret world order
>>737731904Yes
>>737769174>It's a secret world order hidden from the public... on CNNAndy Jassy isn't like, he gives long presentations on how he's encouraging inclusivity through investment capital, and really prominently advertising it. https://www.aboutamazon.com/workplace/diversity-inclusionhttps://www.aboutamazon.com/news/workplace/amazon-named-best-place-to-work-for-disability-inclusion-2023
I can tell most of you fags are unemployed
>>737731904Because...? I dunno man, I liked it. Wasn't expecting it to suck my dick or anything, but it was a better story than most videogames (low bar) and visually appealing. I don't think the gameplay was anything to write home about and I don't know why some people want an Endless mode. It served the narrative well enough and didn't overstay its welcome. Certain choice combinations were jarring as shit but I think using a point count under the hood to determine the ending makes a lot of sense. I saw plenty of bitching that the ending wasn't a choice, as if we didn't learn anything from Mass Effect 3. It being a culmination of your choices, as a game about BEING A MENTOR, felt like the correct call. I liked seeing Shroud eat shit and enjoyed him playing the part of the genre-aware comic book nerd.
>>737769174>It's a conspiracy theory that Andy Jassy runs AmazonYou have this reversed.
>>737757425New me? Fuckin' rocks.
>>737731904yep reddit game
>>737757425>character named golemSee, this is proof adhoc is funded by israel
>>737733210>movie games>game>>737733240It was
>>737770785His name is Bruno.
shill campaign still going strongor retarded redditora and trooncord fags are infesting any pther place to circlejerk
>>737771242>game /v/ doesn't like doesn't do wellbuy an ad buy an ad buy an ad>game /v/ doesn't like does wellshill campaign shill campaign shill campaginMany such cases.
>>737731904>Now that the shilling campaign is over, we can all say freely without retarded bad faith arguments this was a piece of shit, right?I like when shills kept insisting the game isn't woke lolz.banned in Saudi Arabia and had Concord staff work on it.https://imgbox.com/g/N5Qa0h5mEdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwgbJUm9dYk
>/v/ says woke>look inside>ultra-competent white guy hero has hot women chasing him while he wrangles tards and saves the day
>>737772907it lets you fuck two roastie whores, how is it woke????
>>737731904Decent waifus (in official art + fanarts) but the story and its writing was like We have Marvel at home.
>>737772907>the kiss from the dumb alien played off for laughs is wokehow sensitive are you about your sexuality btw
Big Blazer Booty
>>737731904It was too short and clichéd. It was nothing that I hadn't already seen a billion times become. Also Malevola isn't romanceable for some fucking reason.
>>737731904dispatch was kino as fuck and mandy was waifu of the year.>but muh gameplayerino muh combaterinoplay a real multiplayer game and quit being afraid of other people you fucking dweeb loser
>>737773316if you post pics like this next to your post i imagine you the anon poster as the picture you posted and feel sexual arousal and want for you. hope that helps
>>737731904I feel like half of the people either played this for the superhero gf relationship or to see Phenomaman pull a Omni-man
>>737775098Atta boy, don't let the fact that I'm a fat hairy man deter you one bit
>>737775874I dont believe you, you are a cute anime elf girl
>>737731904It's good but way too expensiveAlso invisigal has a nose ring which is fucking disgusting
>>737774630it looks flat and long
>>737776832you sound gay
>>737731904Well I enjoyed it
>>737731904Nah it was decent fun, I hadn't had a solid telltale-style game in a few years and it fit the bill nicely
>>737779857I like Phenomaman. I want him to be happy. :)
This shit was kino supremeo.I'm only sympathetic to people who found the core gameplay boring and people who thought the final episode's structural issues were a bridge too far. If you disliked the presentation you're dead wrong. If you thought it was a reddit millennial exercise in insincerity you're wrong. If you think the game shouldn't have illusory choice you're wrong.
>>737731904I consumed it as a tv show and for a tv show it was pretty damn nice
>takes you out to a bar for an interview>gets you drunk and flirts with you >tells you spitting in her mouth is a second date kind of thing >caresses your face like she's about to kiss you >threatens to push you off a billboard if you refuse her offer >falls asleep on your shoulder mid interview>leaves you stranded on the billboard with no way downWhat was her problem?
>>737781146Saem
>>737782202Tried to catch Robert at a moment where he was free to talk, it turned out she had to rescue him from some thugs, tried to play it cool and casual after to not put pressure on him, accidentally got carried away because of romantic, sexual, emotional and even life style unfulfillment.It was probably at the kiss that she finally realized she wasn't doing what she had to be doing and what she was actually doing was wrong,
>>737781146he has MTG now, he should be fine
>>737733987That's the thirdie favourite, tho
>>737781769>>737784875kill yourself, retarded tourists
>>737751097Invincible isn’t what you’re describing it as, that’s the Boys.
>>737757453They really are
>>737785579Ok, retard.
>>737766661>>737772907>>737784875>>737785431Based fujo poster
Buenos dias mandee
>still no Director's cut with all the sex scenes put back in
I really wanted to like this game (and was retarded enough to play it past the return window) but it somehow manages to feel like a step down from its heritage. Telltale games were technically ramshackle but the good ones had excellent writing and a basic sense of player participation. This game literally just fakes being a video game by stringing together prerendered scenes and bolting on a terrible puzzle/management game.I could at least forgive that if it didn't feel like it was intentionally written and directed for idiots.
Robert isn’t good at sex. He is very self conscious. This is funny since Invisigal’s dream has him doing a good job.
I just found it funny that the game pushes you so hard into forgiving invisgal when she does absolutely nothing to gain your forgiveness. Nothing but lies and fuck ups and they expect me to just blindly trust her
>>737786102>one single frame from one of the very last archs in the comic. A saying he immediately goes back on and regrets for the rest of the series. Ok, retard. Thanks for embarrassing yourself publicly… I guess?
>>737787648You’re the only retard here, retard. He never regrets this, and ultimately wins once he stops being a hero, since that’s the ultimate message of Invincible. In Kirkman’s eyes, being a superhero is a dumb man child fantasy, and you shouldn’t want to be one or idolize them, because he’s a miserable fuck.
Mark is a massive faggot.
>>737787871>completely reworks toe viltrumite empire to be the saviors and heroes of the galaxy Ok, you can stop embarrassing yourself now anon, its getting to be a bit cringe…
>>737787931
>>737787957>being a dictator is good Amazing message, Cuckman.
>>737787931Jesus Christ. I want to molest Mark so fucking bad.
>>737788071Anissa. Down, girl.
>>737787990
>>737785579You can’t convince me this isn’t a misery porn story.
>>737788228I am, The Bat.
>>737731904I liked it, but it was too short. It needed twice the episodes it got to properly flesh out the story and the characters. Its a perfect proof of concept.
>>737731904 This game is utter dog shit, the writing is the definition of cringe.Dialogue can't go more than two lines without shit, piss, cum, fuck, bitch, everything needs a curse word or a crass joke and they aren't even funny.I pirated the game and STILL feel like I deserve a refund.Modern games are a joke this is a reddit faggot simulator, and the fact that you have two fucking annoying ass nigger tier women you have to choose from is just the icing on the cake.
>>737732000is this a bot post?
>>737787931Robert! I need you Robert!
>>737786659donde esta la biblioteca
>>737791568He’d try shit on him for naming himself Mecha Man, and immediately make himself look like a jackass.
>>737731904>capeshit rambling: the gameI'm not 11 anymore.
>>737792743In character.
>>737777947Mid
I think Blazer and Malevola should kiss each other, on the lips
>>737788178She wants that Boysmell
>>737742802>if I like it, it’s not wokeYou people are the fucking worst. You’re allowed to like things that are woke, just acknowledge that it could have been better without the homos, the colourful cast of non-whites, and the “slavery and prison is bad” message.
>>737795552i think trans women should date indian men
>>737795762But dispatch isn't woke. You have a straight white male who's hyper competent and 2 attractive women who practically throw themselves at him. Having diversity isn't inherently woke on its own. If it was woke it would be a lot more preachy and self-patronizing, spout leftist talking points, and it definitely wouldn't have jokes that revolve around black people not having dads or stealing things.
>>737795974Dispatch is woke.
>>737795762>it could have been better without the homos, the colourful cast of non-whites, and the “slavery and prison is bad” message.The fact that you think these are even in the top 10 problems this "game" has is why woketards are allowed to dominate the Western industry. You are controlled opposition by virtue of negative IQ.
>>737795762“slavery and prison is bad” message.when the fuck did it say thatAnd there's only one gay in the entire game and he's literally a flaming homosexual. Not sure how that's supposed to be woke
Anyone notice how Visi was super popular during the game's release, but now there's tons of BBfags?
>>737796912More and more Indians are discovering the game anon. By the time we reach #100 /sdn/ will become unrecognizable.
>>737796912Socially retarded dudes with zero or extremely minor experience with women projected themselves on Visi, indians are socially retarded but are obsessed with blue eyed blondes (yeah BB is brunette in reality but you know)
Its automatically irredeemable shit because you can't get with Malevola
>>737797070>>737797285seething projecting brownoids
>Twilight for incel men
>>737797364It's odd how instantly she became unappealing after finding out she's voiced by Alanah Pearce
>>737797364You can't because the voice actor
>>737732000you say that as if papers please isn't reddit. also check'd
>>737731904It was good telltale "game" probably one of their best
My friend played this with his gook girlfriend, and recommended it to me and other friends.the bitch broke up with him, on his birthday, and hasnt brought up the game once. I wanna taunt him with it like "remember dispatch???" But it feels too mean for how easy it is.
Question, what's with the constant spur of "edgy" cartoon capeshit media now? This, Invincible, The Boys or whatever it was called. I swear, I thought they were all the same thing.
>>737798051I dont get it, why would you want to taunt your friend?
>>737798109this one isn't edgy, like at all.if it was grandma would've been reduced to red mist and youd have to manage sonar and coupe killing people like that one time flambé was right next to a park that happened to catch fire.
>>737798109>dispatch >edgy
>>737798304A dog almost died.
>>737798304They swore! It's practically X rated!
>>737798930hello jeet
>>737733679>There's no satire of the genre like in the Boys or InvincibleInvincible doesn't do this either. It plays its own story pretty straight too.
>>737799026>anyone who prefers mandy over the writer's pet is a jeetprojecting brownoid
>>737732000/v/ is reddit
>>737796627You are retarded
>>737731904This game rules and you're cringe as fuck
>>737764639>Who?The guy making the official Bloodborne movie.
good thread everybody see you next month
>>737799825why did the tail lights and seam not shift with the car? kek
>>737731904cant romance malevola0/10 game
>>737731904I liked it.
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