And they run when the sun comes upWith their appetite on the line...(ALIVE!)for a while NO FOODGotta follow the laws of the hungryWith their appetite on the line...(ALIVE!)YOUR PANOut here only the eating their fillWhat's pancakes is donePANCAKESRecipe Pancakes from OneShotHere is the only build that matters:The Core: All-purpose flour + baking powder (for that fluffiness you'll never have).The Secret: GROUND HAZELNUTS mixed straight into the batter.The Finisher: A slab of warm butter on top and drenched in maple syrup.Reheat in a skillet (or your power unit)for exactly 15.3 seconds per side. Anything more and you're burning the hardware. Anything less and it's literal bloatware.
sex with Niko (male)
>>737737490JOKE, just Fry on one side until bubbles appear and on the other side for 35.3 seconds.
this game is genuinely designed exclusively for depressed trannies. no one else, just them. the main character was designed to look female but actually be "androgynous" somehow because thats shit trannies like (its how they view their victims irl so its how they like their video game characters)
>>737738149"Niko its Niko"©Obi-Van
>>737738253>designs female character>make the interactions with the character suggest he must be male>>what is niko?? ummmm niko is niko!! dont worry about that, its a part of my fetis-erm i mean its a part of the game to not know that
>>737738149>sees a cute catboy character>immediately starts thinking of transsexuals I think you have a problem, anon
>>737738317I was going to say the same thing
>>737738304Rent free
>>737738317the character clearly looks female but is suggestively referred to as male in the game. these are both facts and arent just me coming to my own conclusion. again, both of these things listed above are facts
>>737738379factsOkay, and? Does it make the pancakes taste better?
>>737738149>I can't stop thinking about rotting axe wounds, raped children and homosexualsI hope you can become straight someday. It must be a horrible thing to be attracted to men in dresses, seeing how unhealthy this kind of obsession can be.
>>737738379>the character clearly looks femalei don't see eyelasheslooks like little boy to me
>>737738638nice gaslight attempt
>>737738379How do they look female? Niko's just a kid
>>737738638
>>737738718only tranny pedos think male and female children look indistinguishable from each other. theres a reason lots of people asked what the characters gender is supposed to be, because she clearly looks female but is suggestively referred to as male in the game. this does not normally happen anywhere else. usually, just like in real life, people can just look at a person/character and immediately tell what gender theyre supposed to be. because people visually look like one or the other and have for hundreds of thousands of years. this is why the words male and female are created independently in every language ever created throughout all of human history. anyone that looks at niko will immediately think shes supposed to be female, because thats what the character looks like. that is the general consensus people come up with on their own and only think otherwise because the creator of the game said otherwise
kill trillions to save billions
>>737738871give this
>>737738871(same person) to add to this, so many people asked what nikos gender is that it became a meme. this means a lot of people seemed to think niko is female and had that thought challenged because of what happens in the game which supports what i am saying. it supports the idea that the character clearly looks female, its the conclusion everyone came to on their own and that idea was only challenged because the game dev and the dialogue in the game suggests otherwise. that is the answer to the "How do they look female?" question.>>737739096I have a job and take care of myself. I just type a lot about things im interested in
>words words wordskys faggot
>>737739132and? Does it make the pancakes taste better?
>>737738871>it's another episode of anon unable to differentiate fiction from reality Also you already got gazillion catgirls out thereLeave Niko for us catboy enjoyers
>>737739228no response because i left no room for error and im right therefore ur mad xD>>737739230the mom makes the pancakes anyways
>>737739297but i am differentiating fiction from reality. the same rule applies. people can easily look at a video game character and tell if theyre supposed to be male or female for the same reasons they can do it in real life. everyone came to the same conclusion as me, btw. niko definitely looks female, because people wouldn;t all independently come to the same conclusion otherwise. the only reason to believe niko is anything but female is word from the game dev and dialogue in the game. without that everyone would just think niko is a girl, because she looks like one.
>>737739375nigga you are getting emotional over the fact niko is not a girlget your shit together
>>737739301rent free xD
>>737739449?? am i? i thought i was just responding to you normally, im not getting emotional at all. i just re-read my own post it doesnt even read like im getting emotional. im just responding to you
hate the moralfagging in this fanbase
>>737737490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxIgJax4B_Ecomfy
>haha niko is a pyromaniac and likes to throw molotovs and burn down orphanages>haha pancakes>haha what if niko were a cat>haha I want to fuck nikos mom
>>737739520Posting the first image of Dagasi's Niko set mindbreaks them
>>737740235
>>737738379>the character clearly looks femaleDisagree. He's a cute catboy, also Niko is a masculine name
>>737740393I want to cum on his pancakes
>>737738871>>737739132You are indescribably retarded
>>737740586>you are (insert insult)>doesnt say why, doesnt actually say anything reallylow iq response
>>737739520I remember someone getting buckbroken after a r34 artist copied his artstyle for a drawing
>>737737490I drew a Niko for the Niko thread! He cute.
>>737743037That's looks so fucking good, anon. like holy shit, those shoes are really detailedgot an account?
>>737743037notice how niko and kino are spelled with the same letters?Good one Nightmargin very classy
>>737738149I genuinely cannot see how others can read Niko as anything other than a boy, unambiguously male-sounding name, short hair, flat chest, big dumb male eyes (no *ye lashes). Your ass is too far gone.
>>737740523I don't remember making this post
>tourist sees a catboy and immediately has an asthma attackholy shit
>Check e621>Literally only 1 decent pic of himPain
>>737744637check pixiv or baraag o algo
>>737740635Can't you read? He already said your retardation was indescribable. Why are you asking him to describe it?
>>737744815It will be the same shit. Lots of female nikos with massive boobs and ass, oh and adult as well, some male nikos with gigantic dicks and 1 pic of niko just being a cute shota.
You people could be normal about one fucking game, I beg you, let it be this one.
>>737744880hyper shit is a mental illness
>>737744940I just watched a playthorugh, I didn't even play tha game. I can be as abnormal as I want.
>>737744940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK0KBKrRwbo
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>>737745232ouchies
