Why is she so controversial?
>>737741009She can't get pregnant and that's a no-no for many men.
>>737741009She's not Shani.
>>737741009gamers couldn’t handle the bants especially from a woman
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>>737741548I just played Hearts of Stone. I get it now.
>>737741594You should've gotten it when you played that mission with her in 3 anyway...
>>737741548Good Witcher games:>Witcher 1 (has Shani)>Witcher 3 Hearts of Stone (has Shani)Shit Witcher games:>Witcher 2 (does not have Shani)>Witcher 3 (does not have Shani)>Witcher 3 Blood and Wine (does not have Shani)Coincidence? I think not.
>>737741639Witcher 3 is a shit game because it has a succubus you can't fuck.
That's the joke in the books. Geralt had a chance to hook up with the likes of Shani or Essi Daven, who was a perfect fit for him, yet he keeps discarding the nice, supportive waifus and always picks the most toxic person available that always makes him miserable.That's why all the fellow witchers (and Dandelion) hate Yennefer, because Geralt deserved better.
>>737741760That's because Geralt is also a piece of shit and that made him have an edge over most people at his job. Him and Yen have a history so there's also that and she always kept him in check. I don't think he has good chemistry with Shani nor the rest of the girls in the game.
>>737741760He's stuck in a magic bind with Yennefer, not like it's his choice.
>>737741334Dude are you fucking serious.My girlfriend was watching me on the computer and I was showing her 4chan. She likes the Witcher so she said "Hey, is that Yennefer?" so I said yes and clicked the thread. then she fucking said "What is that Mario block?" She clicked it and she was fucking angry, and stormed out calling me a fuckign creep and that she's going to her mum's tonight.go fuck yourself, dude. I'm not having sex tonight and now my gf is mad at me.fuck you.
>>737741009incels absolutely cannot stand a woman that can challenge them
>>737742696L gf tbdesu
>>737741669There are a lot of characters in Witcher 3 that you would be able to fuck if it was Witcher 1.
>>737742696if you have a gf then you don't belong on 4chan anyway fuck off normalfaggot
Triss is better.
>>737741009tall dark stranger means gigachad. W3 Geralt himself would be considered a tall dark stranger to most women. Dark in this context is "mysterious" or unknown. Like the Dark Ages.
>>737744359>Dark in this context is "mysterious" or unknownI thought it meant dark/brown hair.
>>737744476Actually it means the dark side of the force like sith in star wars
>>737744949Perfect contrast
>>737743960 Triss is for virgins without life experience
>>737741009The games do a bad job of setting up Geralt's past, and having Yen show up out of nowhere after two games, and not knowing the history between the two is jarring
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Being an adult is realizing that Yen and Geralt deserve each other because they're both rude, sarcastic whores.
>>737748507Cringe reddit Gen x response
>>737742696Kek, serves you right, normalfag.
>>737748507That too, and they have good chemistry.Like literally couldn't be happy with anyone else.
>>737741009Because she legitimately isn't for everyone. Yen and Geralt work together because they play off eachother. She's still a bitch to him, but he can handle it, and in working through it you get genuinely sweet moments where they just click. They have compatible senses of humor. She makes controversial choices but usually in pursuit of greater goals, like finding Ciri at all costs and damn the consequences. She keeps secrets but so does Geralt. She comes to Corvo Bianco to give him his happily ever after, and keeps in touch in the meantime.Geralts a total horndog. Never gonna not fuck all the willing women. Yen gives it a pass. I like her, but would Shani?
>>737741760A big part of Geralt characterization and why he and Yennefer keep coming back together because they are too much alike. Both have extreme abandonment issue and thus, both always avoid taking the next step in their relationship out of fear that one day the other party would leave them.
>>737749428>out of fear that one day the other party would leave them.And tbf, Geralt has actually done it before.
>>737741009Because she'd go to brothels and literally be passed around and then go running back to Geralt while acting like a bitch about it. And making HIM the asshole for it, then be all lovey dovey. She was super toxic, and Geralt was too.
I thought we were getting surprise DLC this year :^(
>>737746262Yes, I'm pure and I seek purity, not sluts.
>>737748771>Geralts a total horndog. Never gonna not fuck all the willing women. Yen gives it a passYen gets passed around. She should be just another woman he fucks.
>>737742696Wow your gf is just like Yennefer.
>>737749775>Triss "it's not what you think" Mairgold>PureBitch is lucky Yen didn't flay her for selling out Ciri.
>>737750054Or tricking Geralt in 1. That would be a fun convo.
>>737750054Triss fucking Geralt on Yens bed was so grody, lmao. Tris maybe a bit sweet, but damn that was cold.
for me it's ciri !
>>737750159Based
>>737749775>I'm pure90% chance you are just unwanted
>>737741009>black hair light eyes combo with pale skinShe would already have me but throw in her alpha bitch energy and I'm putty in her hands
>been playing throughtout the Witcher series for the first time>know that eventually there will come a time when I'll have to choose between Yennefer and Triss>supposedly this is a decade-old debate or somethingNot for me lol. I have been fapping to Yennefer before I even got the games. Goth girls are my weakness. This will be such a breeze of a decision.
>>737741009Because weak men can't handle her.
>>737749775wtf that dude is a creep
>>737741009>tall dark strangerBlack men are so lucky.
>>737751767Sorry sweety, when they say "tall, dark and handsome" they aren't talking about skin colour.
>>737741009She spends half of Geralt's life cucking him and even if she was loyal she'd still top out at extremely soiled dove.I mean Geralt literally first meets her while she's prostituting herself to a fat merchant for research funds, how would you like dating that?I understand pursuing her romance ingame because it fits Geralt's established character of being a massive, contemptible simp though.
>>737741009Because CD Project couldn't get the rights to use Ciri and her, gamers incorrectly assumed Triss was the heroine then gaslit themselves so that pesky bookfags couldn't correct them.
>>737752386>She spends half of Geralt's life cucking himYeah but, tbf, so does Geralt. And I don't wanna here the "muh amnesia" excuse. They both have little issues whoring around. It's just there's some strong chemistry between them that they are aware of, but no one wants to act on it.
>>737753096>Yeah but, tbf, so does Geralt.Honestly the fact she lets him is just another black mark on her for me.
>>737741009She's the cuckold's choice. Literally just read the fucking books.I have no idea why anyone in their right mind wouldn't pick Triss in the games. She's perfect.
>>737751746He is what the IRL smell fetishists look and act like
Me on the bottom
>>737741009the fact that brown and black boys unironically think tall dark and handsome stands for literally anything except triad trait'd white men with dark hair and light eyes and skin is hilarious. and people desperately try to convince you that black and brown incels outside of india are any different than indians, literally all of them are hyper insecure poopskins with no game
>>737753252Triss know who Geralt is for 2 games but hide that from him so she can jump on his dick. Even in the book people think she is weird since she was basically Ciri's friend but she keep wanting to jump on her friend's dad.
>>737753653>Triss know who Geralt is for 2 games but hide that from him so she can jump on his dick.>"NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PICK THE 10/10 REDHEAD SHE HID THE EXISTENCE OF THE BITCH YOU WERE FORCED TO INTERACT WITH BECAUSE OF LITERAL ANCIENT DJINN MAGIC WHO KEKOLDED YOU AND DIDN'T EVEN LIKE YOU IN ORDER TO HAVE REPEATED HOT SEX WITH YOU!!"Literally noooo don't suck my cock tier
>>737746262Cuckencopen
>>737753619>to people watchingKeke
>>737753252I did, but still admit that the break-up scene after Yennefer's quest and her reaction still hurts like a motherfucker>It means the magic's gone.At least then we had the bed joke in Kaer Morhen and i could laugh again about it.
>>737753190She doesn't, she throws it in his face when they reunite, that he's been screwing Fringilla on the side, while he was supposed to be looking for Ciri.
>>737753848lefty post
Yennifer is a NTR queen and Geralt is the king of NTR.
>>737753973>Yennefer's quest and her reaction still hurts like a motherfuckerWas cathartic to me.
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>>737753252>geralt convinces her to settle down to be his le trad wife>she doesnt trust him but eventually gives in and accepts>a few days later he disappears without a wordahh yes cucked so hard! shes so bad and hes such a great guy!
>>737751767>>737755561>Black men are so lucky.black "men" xisters... what went so wrong?
>>737741009She's a girlboss cunt who treats her man like shit, which naturally caused ''women'' to defend her every action.
>>737741009why "dark" specifically??
>>737760593You don't know what a girlboss is and think every woman with a shred of agency is a girlboss.
>>737742736This is true. I relate to this.
>>737741548Shani is the best girl but she doesn't have enough screen time.
>>737741009>spergs out and drops you in a lake because she was having a woman momentVery realistic. If women were not 25% as strong as men, the world would be in an even worse fucking state than it is now.
