1. Pragmata PS5 79%, Switch 2 15%, Xbox 7%2 Cyberpunk 2077 Ultimate Edition PC 86%, PS5 11%, Switch 2 1%, Xbox 1%3. Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream Switch 2 0%4. Resident Evil Requiem PC 62%, PS5 29%, Switch 2 5%, Xbox 4%5. Elden Ring Switch 2 0%6. Tekken 8 Switch 2 0%7. Pokémon Pokopia8. Mario Kart World 9. Super Mario Galaxy + Super Mario Galaxy 2 Switch 2 0%10. Pokémon Legends: Z-ASwitch 55%, Switch 2 45%
>no fifafake
>>737751732>1. Pragmata PS5 79%, Switch 2 15%, Xbox 7%Oi, u got a loicence for that cunny?
Lads, how long do we have until our ISPs block 4chan as a result of the Ofcom shit?
>>737751984Every time they think about getting round to it, twitter or something does some retarded shit that takes their focus instead. Ultimately, 4chan is still a small fish compared to twitter which is where most of the 'alt-right propoganda' (what they were mad at 4chan for in the first place) comes from.We're still on the chopping block because the 4chan lawyers keep shitposting at ofcom, but we might just eke out a little longer
>>737751984Just like the piratebay block? The rt block? ISP blocks are just useless DNS level blocks that take 3 seconds to get around
>>737751732>Switch 2 0%>on a game that's only on switch 2Manipulating numbers. You're not even looking to talk about sales, just be a salty cunt. What's it this time. The 30 day lockout or maybe the recent South East Asian price riseshttps://blog.playstation.c.om/2026/03/27/20260327-ps/
>>737751732The full top 40 with correct numbers
>>737751984Never because the government will collapse after may locals. Pedophiles are very incompetent at managing things.
>>737751984I'm not concerned, there are altchans and they've been threatening to block 4chan for over a decade now. Like the other poster said, there's way worse than this place out there for Ofcom and the government to cry about, and from what's currently happening out there Labour will be lucky to ever get elected again anyway.
raped snoy thread, make sure to play your copy of Pragmata soon before Sony takes it away
>>737752732Fake and gay
>>737755141Being unable to deal with reality is a very serious mental illnesshttps://www.cubed3.com/features/insights/uk-chart-analysis-capcoms-pragmata-leapfrogs-tomodachi-life-to-grab-no-1-from-nintendo
>UKtotally irrelevant. charting #1 in the UK means the game sold 10k copies or something equally pathetic
what's the hemel hempstead of vidya gaems?
Those are some nice percentages and all but what about the numbers
>>737751984I don't know if VPN will be illegal so use that if not, otherwise you can use Cloudflare Warp to hide what you visit from the ISP and it is not a VPN so>b-but i hate cloudflareYeah, well
>>737751984hopefully soon, fuck you retarded cuckolds
>>737758774I'll never get why Americans are so upset over us. It's like you've all become turbo mad about the UK existing over the last few years, and it's not even bantz at this point.I remember having friendly ribbing with some American friends a few years back, but now a zoomer finds out you're British and they basically wish they could hate you to death. It's psychotic.
>>737751984They released a 'Confirmation decision' last week, >Ofcom considers that it is appropriate to impose a penalty for 4chan’s failure to complywith section 9(2), section 10(5) and section 12 of the ActBasically, two more weeks
>>737756769Every time I read the word Cloudflare then "cloudflare so who cares lol" plays in my head
>>737758921It's because the UK is a brown country now
>>737759326Seethe on Randy
>>737758921The leftist ones are programmed to hate any nation with a colonialist past, and to never, ever forgive. Anyone alive from those nations now is to be loathed.The right wing ones fucking hate every country that isn't the US for reasons I cannot really understand, because it includes their allies too.The fact that British people on the internet understand English better than other European nations makes them prime targets for spiteful assholes who want to convey their hatred but also want to make is abundantly clear to someone who fully understands the words they are using.These are my observations anyway. It's usually just shitty people wanting to hate someone for living in a different country anyway, same old, same old.
Offcoms been so far off track the last few years. If they actually wanted to be worthwhile then they'd go after foreign political influence instead of stamping on how things have been for years in the name of "protecting the kids".I hope other places make fools of them too.>>737759326My man, your President is one of the most well known paedophiles on the planet that joined israel for a "quick" war and is now making fake assassinations to try and take attention away from it. We have our own problems but don't even bother making out yours aren't worse.
>>737759326Half of that shit isn't even true, but why the fuck would you believe me when you've drank the /pol/ kool aid.
>>737751732>fake numbersAh so the snoys are still crying after what sony did to them
>>737759326The US is in an utter state right now, but you're concentrating on hating a small island you're not at war with because...?No, really, I don't get it.
>>737759326Oh have your fucking civil war already. What good did your guns do on Jan 6th again?
>>737751732nobody cares for Israels vassal state.
>>737759479Latest trend on here is to just spew so much misinformation that others either can't combat it all or give up because it's too much effort.Someone will see it, parrot it as facts and let it spread further.>>737759668Last time I checked the president wasn't "some arab" and you're continuing to spread misinformation.
>>737759668> if some arab tried to rape my daughter I would shoot him with my legally owned handgun and the worst that would happen to me is needing to do some paperwork85% of the time you faggots don't even use your guns for the right situations so I highly doubt that.
>>737759326>>737759668Cool story, bro. While you scream and sob about my existence, I'm going to go and play some video games. Good luck in the future, you'll need it way more than we will.
>>737751732actually good taste
What is the point of this thread?
>>737759668>I would shoot him with my legally owned handgunYou wouldn't do shit just like you won't do anything about the ones currently raping your country. Murican cowboy larping is so embarrassing.
It should be a general natter about what games are doing alright but some yank keeps tryna start it.Not helped by corporate wankers posing the wrong numbers in the first place.
>>737760230See how it has those 'Switch 2' games with 0% on them? It's a really REALLY shitty console war sales thread that's just done to try and cause tendies to fight over it, except none have actually shown up lmao.
>>737760357ugh, mean to reply to >>737760230
>you VILL fight for israel t. burger>uh no don't think so, not our war lad>FINE WE NEVER NEEDED YOU ANYWAY AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THE FALKLANDS TO ARGENTINA AND YOU AREN'T INVITED TO OUR BIRTHDAY PARTYbloody hell
>>737760230snoygroid meltieprobably just heard that sony increased the price of the PS5 in the sea region and that 'totally a bug' DRM placed all on future digital purchases turned out to not actually be a bugtl;dr snoy taking another L, snoys unable to cope
>>737758921Fuck 'em. Anyone who hates us, ain't us and anyone who ain't us, hates us. Fuck 'em all. Don't worry lad we're putting in the work now to rebuild the Empire and this time we really will genocide all the browns and commit those atrocities that they say we did before. We'll give them something truly to cry over.
>>737760736*gets raped and stabbed by muslim*
>>737760805I'm 6'4 and 250lbs.You little shites literally look terrified when I stare at you in the street.
>>737758921They have a perception of us the way we have a perception of them all being niggers who worship jews anon. I know its not the reality of things but when thats all you see talked about people think thats all you are.Even with things as they are right now in the UK, I would not want to live in America. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/16DMDV4csVc
>>737760805>gets shot by dindu for making eye contact>goes bankrupt from hospital bills>gets fired for missing work
>>737760879>>737760936*gets arrested for typing nigger*
>>737760805Oh please.>public transport is basically a pvp area>gets stabbed in the neck on a bus when minding your own business>guy that did it was a career criminal let out 30 times after multiple violent offencesYou forget that this happens in America more than anywhere else? I love how Americans point out the muslim problem, when it pales in comparison to Americans own nigger problem.
I wonder how snoy OP feels after making this thread to pick on tendies but instead he got /pol/ schizos talking about /pol/ shit
It would be pretty funny if Charles told Trump to do one during his visit. He hates him so much that he'd probably strangle a royal advisor to get the chance.>>737760924I know they're a much bigger place but even if you worked out population difference and scaled up the number incidents we get in a year to how many they get, it's nothing by comparison. We only have knives and incidents with single digit numbers of people as a rarity.They get a shootings ever other day along with knife, vehicle and drug problems.The worst issue we get here is unusual, but for them it's every Wednesday.
>>737752471It's a Switch 1 game so it's technically true, but why even format it like that?
>>737761023*gets shot just for looking at one*
ALL OF THE UK FAGGOTS IN THIS THREAD, THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT. I HAVE REPORTED THIS THREAD TO THE BRITISH AUTHORITIES FOR HATE SPEECH.HAVE FUN BEING DETAINED.
>>737761710I told your boss that you post on 4chan. Specifically /b/
Hey, out of interest. How far would you have to walk to go somewhere to buy a loaf of bread.Minutes would be preferred but if you can tell the distance along the roads instead of as the crow flies then thats good too.Only walking.
Imagine the mutt seethe when they get shit on in the World Cup. All of those secondaries who swore they were lifelong Soccer(tm) fans will suddenly say they never really cared, and that they've always been a hockey nation after some 2nd tier african side obliterates them
>>737760404>>737760616>Sales threads anywhere besides japan: :/>Sales threads japan: :O>The fucking irony both sales threads are literally consolewarrior threads the fact you are this offended about a sales thread is very ironic since people like you get pissy when people tell you to fuck off with the sales thread spam
Eric your shitty thread backfired HARD lmaooooo
>>737751984It's an incredibly stupid idea to take away the circus from those who have not much to lose
>>737762153Yeah the difference is that this one is complete shit because it's using flat out innacurate or wrong data on purpose so you can fuck off with that excuse.Either do it right or don't do it at all.
>>737762153shut up snoy
>>737762051Like five minutes from my house is a convenience store and 3 minutes from that is a dollar store. I live in a small town
>>737762153They wouldn't be consolewar threads if specific people didn't act like absolute animals to sales figures.It's really simple to go "oh cool, this is popular over there" or "I've never heard of this game but that country seems to enjoy it"Instead it's REEEE THIS HAS NO GAMES to seeing 9 out of 10 slots being on one system.I actually quite like the breakdown that these sales figures have for having the game once and showing the console split instead of the same game taking up 4 different slots.
>>737762153>the fact you are this offended about a sales threadNo one is offended by your fake numbers, snoy
>>737762051I don't live in bongland anymore but it would've been about 20-30 minutes to walk to Tescos, ordinarily I'd just drive.These days it takes all of five minutes no matter the starting point because nipland is just so damn convenient. Not that it matters because no one outside of Europe knows how to make decent bread, but still.
>>737762153>make seething salesfag thread because you're a seething little faggot>thread is used for /int/ shitflingingYou can't do anything right lol, you are a fucking failure.
>>737762381This doesn't really show sales though, it's showing what console people are getting the games for with no real numbers, then a bunch of 0%'s for Switch 2 games that wouldn't help in any regards for anything other than shitposting.This entire list is a mess which is why people are talking about ANYTHING ELSE but the 'sales' in the thread.
>>737762051Corner store is like 2-3 minutes away and all the nearby Supermarkets are a 20 minute walk to get to.It is nice to have multiple options though
>>737762307>>737762358>>737762381>>737762385faggots still seething about other sales threads that aren't japan central and how do you even know it's not true >>737762307 you didn't send any receipts, you fake ass moral fag acting as if japan sale threads don't also post inaccurate data overblowing the sales for other countries
>>737762131anyone that actually follows the NT knows we're complete shit right now, getting out of groups would be a miracle
>737762736Not even worth the (You)
Oh he's mad mad.
I am so glad my family moved out of the UK when I was a kid.
>>737762904I got a dual citizenship so I can leave whenever things REALLY hit the fan.
>>737762369I always get curious because i've asked a few times before and I've seen answers between 5 minutes and 2 hours, which is why I state walking. Just can't imagine living in somewhere like this that, as a living space, seems so devoid of life.>>737762536I don't know anywhere that wasn't some remove farmhouse that was more than a 15 minute walk to a cornershop. Though recently there's been a fair few poorly placed new build estates that are so terribly connected to public transport and shops.I'd love to go to japan at some point. See somewhere really quiet and remote alongside the cities.>>737762736>how do you know its not true. Because the numbers are here >>737752732 with a sauce after someone called it fake (likely you) >>737755252
>4 hours old thread>barely 75 replieslook at how little anyone gives a shit about this, OP must be samefagging like hes working on the clock to keep this thread from falling off page 10
>>737762969Yeah, but when things start hitting the fan, they aren't going to let you leave.
>>737763091With how I look they would be glad to get rid of me.Been living there for 35 years now.
>>737759373>>737759545>>737759642You lost
>>737762880>>737762884retards not understanding basic logic is not surprising since consolewarriors using famitsu as data for worldwide sales when it's basically sales from (JAPAN ONLY) so they overexaggerate the sales for other countries just like how people are saying mario kart world is outselling most games despite it being a bundle package so basically you people are the problem not threads themselves but the people who lurk there and act like sales figures when they mostly get their data from twitter. com
Snoy desperately looking for a win after sony fucked them over with another price hike and giving digital purchases a 30 day license
Nintendo
>>737762989>I don't know anywhere that wasn't some remove farmhouse that was more than a 15 minute walk to a cornershop.My town is semi-rural and we live away from the town center down an unpaved and unlit road, there's not a lot around for quite a while except for the odd pub or two.
>737763316He's still seething for (You)'sOnly retards like yourself believe that the JAPANESE SALE threads are being counted for worldwide when they have only ever been for Japan you gigantic faggot.
>>737762562then look up the GfK or Circana for the UK or US sales since they handle the sales percentage for weekly sales, but since were on /v/ retards like that are obviously going to twist the sales figures just like how they twisted the main reason why mario kart World was selling over mil despite the bundle being a major factor in its sales, also since it was the first game but you don't see people major sales for its secondary game which was the preview for online
>>737763686Yeah, retards that's everyone here who constantly spams snoy.
snoy golem working overtime
>>737764105sales fag is calling anyone a golem the irony also double points for the avatar faggotry >>737763686
>Pointless numberfagging>Faggots seething because they had to see a national flag that wasn't the US>Console war garbageThis thread is a mess and should just be deleted.
>>737764247It should but only a few things got deleted in the thread which should tell you all you need to know.
>>737764327>>737764247falseflaggers didn't even check the GfK data it's actually 12% down during week on week it, took ONE GOOGLE SEARCH TO LOOK THAT UP
Is this just like the "weekly" Spain and France sales threads that both coincidentally stopped appearing when nintendo started topping those charts?
>>737763686You're gonna see some real shit over the next 2 weeks or so.Koei Tecmo are just just released their earnings report today. Microsoft have theirs mid week.Konami, Nintendo, Sony and maybe falcom have theirs around the 8th of may.Sega, Capcom, Bandai and Square Enix are the week after.For a lot of us it's gonna be nice seeing which games actually did well but expect an overdrive on damage control and pointless pointing at single outliers.
Seething snoy thread
what's funny is people aren't considering you have to estimate the total percentage of the sales, so all the "seething snoy threads" replies aren't realizing that most of the sales percentage from the GfK usually private meaning you have to be more reliant on ratios and proportional reasoning for the units sold pretty much meaning this thread might not be far off.
>>737764856not really it just means smooth brain people are more reliant on famitsu threads since the sales percentage data is more public domain than most sales charts like the US one and UK one i honestly don't care since /v/ is literally dwindling in quality allowing /co/ and /b/ shit to stay up for hours, but it's ironic that they're seething at overblown data since most of them already do that in the famitsu threads when it comes to bundles.
Stay crying.
>>737762297This."The man with nothing left to lose is a dangerous one indeed", as the saying goes...
>macaco threadAnother -6mil karma to Ziony, 'fraid so.
>>737752790no it ain't, only way through is riots but everyone takes it up the ass
>>737758986Didn't they try to fine it again to no avail?This shit costs UK £280 million btw, entierly possible it goes the way of the "arresting legal but harmful" shit and they just give up in a year or 2...
>>737771356They will give up most likely but the damage is already done, shit like Imgur is still gone and everyone for some reason hosts shit there so in steam guides for example, you get 'content not viewable'.Shit's fucked
>>737771978I shit you not, UK government websites used imgur. It might be updated now, but even as recent as earliy April, government websites just had "content not viewable in your region".I was gonna say that 4chan & Kiwi farms suing Ofcom may be delaying it, but has Ofcom actually banned any website? There use to be a list of porn websites on their website to "name and shame" those not complying, but they had to take said list down after people were using the listed websites instead.
>the YookayWho the hell cares about that brown shithole?
>>737751984They should've done it months ago and I'm pretty sure the lawsuit in the US has given them cold feet so I don't think anything is coming of it until we hear otherwise. Plus being a bong I noticed tons of hentai website haven't bent the knee anyway. E621 hasn't, hitomi hasn't ect. I don't think anything is gonna come of it.
>>737772524Muttmerica has more browns thoughbeit
>>737772410>list of porn websites on their website to "name and shame" those not complying>people were using the listed websites insteadHeh, comedy gold that!>>737772524Some of us that live here and want to use a big roll of toilet paper to clean said brown shithole maybe?
>>737772651Paheal.net hasn't, beeg.com hasn't...
>>737772524>Complains about brown shithole>While living in America, home of ghetto trashPot kettle black.
>>737772691>>737772805I'm not from America. Nice try, Rajneesh.
>>737772524You will never be japanese
>>737772915Third world doesn't count either. You won't post where you live though because you know I'm right.
>>737772410Most if not all websites iirc either comply with Ofcom by having the world's most intrusive third parties to grab your face id, passports or whatever ID you willingly give them and then sell it instantly (Some of them flat out said they would in their terms of service lmao), or they simply blocked the UK and moved on with their life (With them telling you to go to discord for more information where the more information was just giving them links to VPN's SO NOTHING CHANGED!).
>>737772651I'm 90% sure if's just based on the popularity of the sites more than anything else? Rule34 got hit and they just blocked the UK but many of the other sites are perfectly fine because they are only trying to stop you on a surface level.It's like they pretend that kids are too stupid to work their way around this shit if they really wanted to.
Dear UK anons,I'll be playing Diablo 4 LoH in a mere 3 hours, whilst you will be playing not today but sometime tomorrow. Diablo is an American franchise, and don't you forget it. Toodles.
What are the British implications of video games?
>>737773507>I will be playing with shit. Shit is a burgerland specialty and don't forget it.Weird flex but alright.
You see, this is exactly why only Famitsu threads take off.Say what you want about Famitsu but they tells us exactly how many consoles and games were sold.Why can't Circana and the other sales trackers do the same?
>>737764856With Spain sales, the website who published the numbers supposedly got heat for publishing too much info publicly, so they stopped doing hardware numbers. Also they were always wrong and kept revising and fixing their numbers for both Sony and Nintendo, anyway.
>>737764856>>737775320And this is why the France threads disappeared
