What do you think of the first Super Mario Bros Movie /v/?
>>737785126I don't remember who this guy is, anyone can help a brother out? I'm feeling nostalgic and could watch him again tonight.
>>737785321The Sentimental reviewer
I thought that guy was kidnapped by oney and he never got out because they never sold enough merch
>>737785126It only sold as much as it did because of the nintendo bonus
>>737785126Doug aged 40 years in 15even got shingles holy shit my grandpa had shingles when he was 80, imagine getting that shit at 40
>>737785321Nostalgia Critic. But he is super shit nowadays, idk why you keep watching him. AVGN and him are so bad now.
>>737785321Douglas Walker
>>737785569I honestly thought he retired ages ago, after the whole TGWG fiasco.
>>737785126Realizing the Nostalgia Critic was boring and unfunny was a huge downer for me because I genuinely have so many fond memories of his show. There was a time in my life when I would just go to a country club every day, kick back in a corner, watch Nostalgia Critic videos, eat grilled food, party with other middle school kids, and write hypnosis porn, and I was so fucking happy you have no idea. In hindsight, all the problems I’ve had since just stem from finding out that everyone I thought was my friend was secretly a skinwalker.
CRITIC?
>>737785857What’s his parody line during the Purge review? Release The Cheese?
YEAR OF THE SPOONY ONE!
Are any of the former Channel Awesome members who walked out during that stupid expose document relevant at all?
>>737785321Angry Joe
>>737786585Did Benzaie walk out during that one or was that earlier? He's popular on the Francophone internet
>>737785725what the fuck did I just read?
I think it's goyslop for children, so I didn't watch it.
>>737786882One based soul, not like you'd know what it means you body snatching skinigger.
>>737786882You read some dumb shock bait. Don't engage with the schizo.
>>737785126i actually dont mind it. i've had to watch it 90 times because my kid is obsessed with it, but there are worse flicks to watch on repeat. pratt is a little bored as mario and peach is a bit too much of a girlboss for my taste, but charlie day and jack black killed it as luigi/bowser
The internet is feeling deader than ever before because skinwalking kikes are replacing real people outside. Additionally if you harbor some doubts regarding the quality and genuineness of the conversations around you on the internet, with topics aligned with your own interests without your own participation it is because you are being targeted and stalked this very instant.I recommend going outside now to kill elected officials. Preferably affiliated with AIPAC.
stolji my hero
>>737787329>my kidI fucking hate normgroids
>>737785126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSaOgx6-6s
>>737787536>m.jpgPut a sock in it fag.
>>737787694>using fiber internet connection when they can travel through cables using cabalistic magicThey have a harder time with phones as long as you stay below 4G, thus the push for 5G+.
>>737787694Again, don't engage with the schizo.
>>737787998>>737787251damage control team on the prowl
>>737788225Yeah schizo, your "truth" and "facts" are the only ones. Now shoo.I just find it hilarious that if I actually asked you for any evidence on your demented rambling, you would never have any. Shitter.
>"As a lot of people pointed out, it IS a little weird a grown man hanging out with a highschooler"Did anyone in the world watching BTTF think Doc was anally raping Marty besides Doug? Who are these lot of people?
>>737788375sit on the fucking chair and give us the blood sample skinwanker
>>737787329>pratt is a little bored as mario and peach is a bit too much of a girlboss for my taste, but charlie day and jack black killed it as luigi/bowserthis is bizarre to read in a wayyou don't have a problem with nepotistic hollywood actors being cast in roles they have no business being in, the production of the movie being a cookie cutter paint by numbers soulless schlock, or the underlying culture that allows this kind of corporate garbage to even exist and be peddled to people who don't want anything to do with it in the first placenoyou have a problem with chris pratt for not sounding enthusiastic enoughyou're so alien to me, would you like to have sex?
>schizo goes more schizo and clearly ignore the "giving evidence" factCan this retard be reported?
>"Seinfeld was full of dad humor">uses a quote from the fake show within a show that got canceled as an example
>"BTTF 3 takes place in the old west. Why west? Why not."Because it's probably the farthest you can possibly go back with Hill Valley actually existing as a city, retard.
>schizo goes more schizo and clearly ignore the "giving evidence" fact>Can this retard be reported?
But why did it look like Vegas?
>>737788976>please don't report meKill yourself, insuferable sub human.
>>737789159>was shitposting for fun and giggles. Jumping on the chance to larp by continuing the insane ramblings of another schizoposter>it gets hot as I face more harsh and vicious attacks confronting my stories>mfw I see that those stories weren't made up at all and what I saw as nothing but an opportunity to fuck around was in reality a conspicuous vessel giving away my location to all skin walkers in the region THE FACE CHANGING YIDS ARE REAL
>>737785126I really enjoyed both movies. They were simple fun.
>>737789530>I was shitposting for funCuckcession accepted.
>>737785321He's the Nostalgia Dude, he is so rude. He watches films with a bad attitude. He sees the flicks that brought mankind to shame, they insult the brain because they are so lame.
Once you watch his AoSTH review you will learn to hate him.
>>737785126it's fine.the licensed music is really off-putting though. honestly baffled that they chose to use A-ha during the jungle kart ride.the critic though? stopped watching him when i realized i'd have more fun watching actual movies instead of some dork ranting about them.
>>737785321MovieBob.
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>737785321The Angry Video Game Nerd
>>737790613>DOUBLE -MINT GUM
>>737791725im gaping her ass tonight
>>737785321OneyNG
>>737791725shit taste
>>737785321the pondering llama
>>737787536>I recommend going outside now to kill elected officials.After you. Report back with live footage, and I'm in. You won't.
>>737785126Girlboss garbage from (((holywood))).
>>737794678Give me that Double Mintmusic!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1Eyu3owjg
Nostalgia Critic is cringe and unfunny, but the people who worked with him and stabbed him in the back as soon as it was convenient for them are scum. They'll be in the 9th circle of hell.
>>737798245Both AVGN and Nostalgia critic belong in hell, just not in the worst kind of.
>>737785857He looks like warwick davis here
