and FUCK YOU: the player.
Without you all of this would have been possible
>>737797605I love it when Asian devs put their pets in games.
cats are gay
>a hate letter to the fans
finally a good thread
>the game is a love letter to your mom
In loving memory of Mr. Whiskers
Invited here>>>/vg/565032850
>>737798490I'm sorry but is this trying to say that cat owners have higher testosterone than non-cat owners?
>>737798590It appears to be an excerpt from a study concluding that men infected with toxoplasmosis are perceived as more dominate and masculine and have higher testosterone, yes.
>In memoriam of all the development babies who died during production
>>737797605Reddit ops the line
>Sexogatomosis moment
>>737799609that does not compute.
>Always some chud scared of Toxoplasmosis because of spooky mind control parasite. I'M IN CONTROL AAIEEEE.Weirdest thing I've noticed.
>>737797605
>Director: Me>Graphics and Special effects Me>Writer: Me>Music and Sound Effects: also Me>Special thanks to: Mr Socks (my cat), Tim (my cat) and Baby (also my cat)
>And thank you to me, the developer, for making this game
>>737797868guilty gear strive
>>737797868Helldivers 2
>>737797605toxotransmoment thread
>game has 10 unskippable company logos on start up
>>737801165His face is like "i demand an explanation, right meow."
>>737797605:3
>>737799912I've noticed this too, most people who dislike cats in my personal experience are right wing. You're right, it's something about control I think
>>737798324dad?!
>game asks you to enter your name>It's never used in game>It shows up on the end credits as a special thank you to _____
>>737805153Cats are masters of catching a person's vibeIts why shitters dont like cats because cats can smell their rotten soul
>>737805153i used to hate cats because my stepsister had an evil one that terrified me as a kid
Is this the thread?
>>737798490>shitskin moment
>>737805471HahahaI have been receive just fine by cats, yet I hate cats. I can pet a cat, but I am not going to be their slave. You are, and that's why you think you are superior, shitter. You are just stupid, seethe about it.
>>737799609men who afford pets tend to be more attractive than men who can't afford pets, yes
>>737805574Cool guy alert!This guy is cool!!
>>737805153>are right wingwhat was the name of lovecraft's cat again?
>>737798590maybe
>Uh you are just poor and brown and evil>I am great and based because I am the slave of a shitty creature!
>>737805908>slave
>>737805932You change the place where your cat shits, you give it food and shelter. You are not the one in charge, coping shitter.
>>737806001I have human slave who do that. Now what?
>>737806123No you don't, poorfag larper.
>>737806147Cope more, subhuman slave. My cat food probably cost more than you earn through your whole life.
Imagine being so cucked by cats you immediately think its a slave dynamicIts not that intense broGo aura farm in a gacha thread if youre this bored
>>737806201I can also lie on the internet, kid. Now go and bait someone else. This bait is boring and pathetic.
>>737806282That is rich coming from you. Kind of ironic as you are poorfag subhuman who get jelly that cats get treated better than your sorry ass.
Imagine looking at this and getting madWhat a homo
Video games?
>>737806386toxotrannies are too busy with their shitty cats to play games.
>>737806431Trannies infected your mind haha
>>737806337Is that the best cope you have?
Don't you guys get tired of being mad at shit all the timeUseless
>>737806710The only faggots that are mad here are toxotrannies. I am just stating facts and they get enraged instantly.
>>737806789Tranny penis on the mind at all times it seems
>>737801291
>>737806840Just like you have cat shit and piss in your hands at all times, buddy.
>>737806580You are the one coping and seething and shitting your pants with envy. Over cats, lmao.
>>737806879He admits to thinking about trans cocks lol
>>737806859
>>737806902>No youCuckcession accepted.
>credits end>game shows your total playtime, completion percentage, and the date you will dieth-thanks...
>>737807170>credits end>game shows your name, address, ssn and credit card number
>>737807170name 5 (five) games
>Special thanks:>Mom and Dad>My kids>My ex wife Brenda>My AA sponsor>All the ladies at the Rotary Club, especially Margret>My Lord and Personal Savior, Jesus Christ>Greg, who always believed in me
>>737807104no he's right, you're getting mad over cats having better lives than you, your posts emit that pathetic "asshurt loser" energy
>>737807104Say another 4chan line!Say "projection!"You're so cool!
>>737807498I do nothing all day and sit on my house inherited by my father, while browsing the net and playing games. I rarely have to do shit. Yeah, I am so jealous of a dumb animal you worship. Don't bother to reply as I am out.
>>737807554Another case of a useless angry spoiled fag
Me reading /v/ threads
>>737807627Gets boring reading the same argument scriptBut I like knowing im not an overly emotional bitch online
>>737807554>getting literally bullied out of the threadrightwing petChads would never
>>737797605>Game sponsored by Catrock
>>737798590The toxoplasmosis parasite leads to higher test and more risk taking in men, this is also observed in mice to a more severe degree, the parasite makes its host less cautious to help it spread better. Fun fact: You can also get the parasite from eating undercooked meat, tests show that half of France's population is infected. Hope you take your steak well done!
>>737804713>yosuke okunariOh shit I recognise that name, that's the SEGA guy. What game is that webm from?
>>737809998You lost
>>737807104Ok we get it your skin is the color of shit. You can shut up now
>>737810043devil blade reboot
>>737797868A hate letter to the casuals and an exit point for old players
>>737797605>and thank ME, the developer, for making this game
>game is fun without friends
>>737812254cool!
>>737798404>In loving memory to all the people who should have died during development:
This thread is very unfunny
>>737810043damn, check out the power level on this anon, holy fuck
Clean it up, faggot janny
>>737813612>crying to Janny because he got bullied too hardkek!
I’ll make it very simple for you seething chinks:Posting cats=not against the rulesSpamming any thread you don’t like=against the rules This is why you get banned while cat threads stay up. Hope this helped!
>>737813974Cat threads stay winning,Cat chads keep slaying!
Cats and anime are fundaments of internet meme culture, you can't zoomie them away>this game wasn't made by a multicultural team. We hope you don't enjoy it
>game finished, credits roll>photos splash on the screen>they show big story moments in your journey, stats of your most used character, screenshots you took, photos taken from behind of you sitting in your room playing the game, early concept art,
>>737806373>imagine coming to a video games board and all that is posted is cats>why are you so upset im flooding the imageboard with off topic imagesTheres literally a board for animals
a twitter screenshot bait thread died for this
>>737815171>a cat thread came alive for this
>>737814805I dont get why chuds seethe about anime and cats being TROON codedFuck off that was ours firstWhy give them those nice things Trans brain rotten chuds are worse than trannies at this pointFar more annoying now
>>737815059Boohoo nigga!Boohoo!
>>737815278Welcome to my world. I have always loved rainbows. If I wear any sort of tiny symbol of a rainbow anywhere on me, the association isn't that I like colors or nature or art. The association is that I'm gay
>>737814970Hate it when that happens
>>737805153Fuck you nigger, my cat hails hitler with me.
>>737815629I feel like that can be reclaimedLots of em add the trans colors to the flagAs long as its not a rainbow rectangle you should be good
>>737815059Have you seen the state of 90% of this board you retarded faggot?I’ll take fun posting cat threads over the 6th gacha general or xitter thread every day of the week. There’s usually only one of these threads even up at a time while there are several blatant off topic /pol/ or porn threads, but I only see you cry in these threads>w-whataboutismNo it’s more like me spitting on the ground and you having a schizophrenic melty about it while there’s a guy shitting in the middle of the street right next to us, but you pay him no mind.You only dislike these threads because you hate cats. Stop pretending to have some selfless motive you insufferable retard
>hecking puss-a-renos are fine>Is...is that...a MASCOT CHARACTER?!?>REEEEEEEeeeeeThe duality of r/gaming
>>737797750
>this game regularly deletes save data>when this icon is shown, please shut off the console
Game has a photo mode
>>737816264>I’ll take fun posting cat threads over the 6th gacha general or xitter thread every day of the weekSame. Fucking tired of those retards who can discuss that anywhere choosing here of all places to bring normalfag topics.
>>737803128I love that game dough
>>737805153hitler was a petfag/animalfag though
>game contains hazards you thought you'd encounter more in life
>>737805153Most people who dislike cats in my personal experience are barely sentient
>>737818312HOW CAN HE BITE???
>>737805725Ebon Homo
>>737818312>hits chair multiple times on the dogs face>dog breaks it while tanking itAIEEE CANINE LORD SPARE MY LIFE
>>737806373all of these fucking cat pictures is making me laugh so hard at 7 in the morning i have no idea why
>turn cringe combat>souls unlike>rogue similar
>>737807554>I do nothing all day Are you a cat?
>>737820371happy 2 help
>>737806252I'm in an abusive relationship with my cat.He screams at me if I don't feed him in time...
>>737820556Babies are abusive to moms
>>737820590Babies are narcissistic
>>737798490>>737798590>>737805804>the parasites are now directly writing fake studies to convince more victims Grim
>>737820720So are catsAnd we love em til their big n strong then we send them to war
>>737805153I've noticed that people who ascribe human qualities to pets and animals in general are usually mentally ill, the trope of the lonely cat hag is a thing for a reason.
>>737821207I call them my furbabies :)
>>737817703>removed from the demakeabsolutely unforgiveable
>spam cat threads every day and act surprise people find you annoyingyou guys are as bad as the horse fuckers, at least the mods banned them. Don’t know why you guys are still around
>>737806386Sir, this is /v/ - Random. What you want if /vg/ Video Games. Hope this clears things up!
>>737818312the dog has rabies
I sold his legs for vbucks
>>737821437It's catuesday though.
>>737821437The only one annoying here is you
>>737820965Schizophrenic post
>>737821752Infected host typed this post.
>>737821603
>>737821603shouldve sold him for ram, you got ripped off
>>737821437See>>737816264
>>737821812Only thing ripped off were his legs
>>737818312dog poise tanked that flimsy dex chair
>>737821797How are the parasites writing articles? Did they grow arms and legs and learn to use a keyboard? Checkmate, liberal
>>737820590You're so right, PragerU.
>>737821042I figured out how to get the cat to lift weights, but while she's getting swole she's not getting any bigger. I'm hoping for at least panther sized.
>tranimal thread
>>737807554>He thinks this is something to brag about
>>737822053Mix egg yolk in its kibbleThen give him meat along the sideAdd protein powder to waterPut him in one of those water treadmills with sand bags on the sideSwole cade
>>737797868helldivers 2 and return to monkey island, it's overtly explicit
>>737822083
>>737821556It looks like it, I hope they got their shots afterwards because since I've seen a video of some guy with late stage hydrophobia from rabies it's made me extremely anxious, what a horrible way to go.
>breakup sim
>>737822114You heard it here first. Gacha and xitter threads > cat funposting threads according to retarded zoom is browns.Again. Don’t try to claim this is any sort of selfless attempt to make the board better. You just personally hate cats and hate seeing themKill yourself and fuck off in any order
>>737797868Skullgirls 2nd Encore
>>737807554you live the same life my cat does lol
>His face is like "i demand an explanation, right meow."
>>737822293How do you like the new warbond so far
>there's a cutscene after the credit roll
People are genuinely not content with anything these days. Whether it's on shitter or here there's always someone declaring war on something that doesn't fucking matter. Genuinely kill yourself holy shit, what a miserable fucking existence you lead.
>>737818312That dog has a lot of HP
>minuscule multiplayer offline game
>>737807554You are not out. You are still checking on this thread for (You)s. So here is one.Why don't you get a cat? You can join us and worship them, too.
>>737822282Those are some good ideas! I don't think the first two will work as she hates meat and barely tolerates fish. She demands kibble whenever I try to expand her diet.The last two might be helpful. What sort of protein powder is best for cats? Do you have a picture or video of the water treadmills with weights?
>>737822438oh, there's a new warbond? guess I'll go check in and acquire it, play one mission, go "yep all the bugs are still in the game" and quit again
>>737798324I miss mom jokes
>>737822567I was just bullshitting sorryBut I do know vets will have submerged treadmills that help cats exercise
>>737809998umm, i have a dog and im fabulous so whatever
>>737810354Keep seething, retard
>>737822302>toxo moment
>>737805459>and thanks to you FAGGOT
>>737822575Big update today yeahThey fixed things but ykno how the swedes areI like it so far
>>737822641Dammit.This is my first cat, and she got real big once we took her off the street, and now I can see her muscles ripple every time she walks, and I really want to turn her into a powerhouse.
>>737807302>>My ex wife BrendaNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>737822815What a strange cat
>>737822815Oh fuck no. I would never have that thing in my house.
>>737805574>I have been receive just fine by cats, yet I hate catsThe only thing you're about to receive is my barbed cat dick, you street shitter!
>>737822815What's this thing?
>>737822909Id say get her a weighted vest and just let that be the norm for herTake it off like Rock Lee and shed destroy you with raw power
>>737822475>spammingIt’s one thread. And surprise this is the one thread you decide to seethe in. YOU are a miserable faggot newfetus. These threads have been a thing since the beginning of this site which I was there for. Why should I care about the opinion of some underage troon who came here post 2016?Fuck off to your normalfag xitter threads you love so much, miserable little shit
>>737823000cat japan bearcat>>737822930he's big>>737822947Why they look cute
>Credits end>NG+ pops up>you didn't know it had NG+
>>737822947It's disturbing me for some reason. Reminds me of a monkey. Why is it trying to get to the dudes face so much? Bothers the ancient ape in meI'd give him a chance for a day or so, but if he started clawing my face then I'm out
>>737822815What if cat but bear?
>>737823239:)
>>737822114>I would rather see blackedshit and tranime than pictures of animalsYa we know, Saar
>>737822993Hahaha, cope and seethe toxo.
>your friend comes over>he brought the wrong game>you have fun anyway
>>737821998the parasite typed with sweat dripping from its brow
>>737823339>kills your whole clan anyways.
>>737823000A bullshit with hair.
New movie ideaToxoplasmosis Jones
>>737821803fully serpentized and loving it
>>737823390You're so miserable I feel sorry for youTheres plenty threads you can enjoy your time in
>>737812301Dawntrail?
>>737823390>GRRRRR WTF WHY DO THREADS THAT I DONT LIKE EXIST THIS MUST BE COORDINATED SPAMUnderage and narcissistic is all I’m hearing from your seethe. You are a pathetic election tourist who believes that this site is supposed to be le edgy and everyone is supposed to be as miserable as you. So people enjoying themselves makes you cry your eyes out. And just to remind you. You are not doing this for the board. You are doing this because you hate cats, and you’re a narcissist who can’t handle things he doesn’t like existing so he wastes his life trying to get rid of them to no effect.What a miserable existence you must have kek
>>737807872>special thanks to Sweet Kitten Inc.
>>737823003>weighted vestOooh that's another good idea. Any specific recommendations?
>>737797814Of course you'd know, faggot.
>>737823643>no you are underage>no you are a politics fag>no you are edgy>no you hate fun>no you only hate usThis is a video game board, you shouldn’t be here you fag there already exists a boards for you to spam cat pictures, go to /an/, go to /b/. Why do you have to shit up this place
>>737823643inb4 he calls you a fag, tranny, toxo and says something like cope, seethe, mald, etc.Its all so tiring being 2016 brained still
>>737805153I can see it. The Right demands loyalty and barely questioning anything. Everyone else loves cats because of their independence.
>>737823826There’s plenty of boards and other sites to spam your xitter drama yet you seem to love spamming it here. So I guess we are even, faggot.
>>737823826Don't pretend you care about the rulesJust move onStay mad
Toxoplasma only makes us stronger
>>737823950>>737823970You can’t even pretend to give an excuse on why you have to spam here. “This place is basically blue /b/ so who cares also you only hate us” said by every off-topic fag while pretending they’re better than everyone else
>>737799912Honestly, I never get why people go "muh Toxo", beyond just being killjoys to catlovers simply because they can. Some people are just assholes.
A common thing ive noticed over the years is if theres a thread where anons kinda get alongThere's a handful of evil anons who just hate seeing it happen and try their best to remind everyone that 4chan should be mean and filled with bullies just so they can feel somethingIndian behavior
>>737824129Just go jack off or something manWhat do you wanna talk about?Sounds like youre just lonely and lack pals
>>737823892Ohh another thought. if they get a big enough nasty dog, they can use the beast as a weapon against potential enemies. A house cat can't really purposely kill anyone unless you've trained a cougar or something.and before someone says "SHITBULL NIGGER DOG", I'm talking about ANY medium/large dog you can get smartass. Plus there's a guy on /gif/ who'll go on some tangent about "if it were me I'd kill the guy" in some porn threads, and with webms of dogs attacking people.
>>737805153That’s only because masculinity correlates with being right-wing and machismo doesn’t vibe well with fluffy kitties. Being left-wing correlates with being a faggot ass princess dork fruit so of course they’re going to identify with cats (feminine) because they themselves want to wear cat ears. Most right-wingers love cats because they have an instinct to have some specimens of God’s kingdom (Ba’al worshipers hate this part) as opposed to having an instinct to justify the murder of infants 24/7 like it some kind of virtue.
>>737823390you sound deranged
Don't worry guys I got himCat hater will get 50 spanks!
>>737824129Maybe you’d have a point if you and your discord boyfriend weren’t also spamming threads that are perfectly on topic but just happen to use a cat picture in the OP. Posting cats isn’t against the rules. And the mods agree hence why all you can do is seethe in the thread despite desperately crying to the janny’s with reports to delete the thread.I had a thread I made about PC specs spammed relentlessly by you faggots because I decided to use a cat picture in the OP. You DO NOT CARE about board quality. You just hate cats. Atleast own your autism you miserable faggot
>>737823000Binturong.
>>737805153
>>737824518Why would you hinge your argument on assumption of who I am? If you made a thread about your favorite cats in vidya like DS2 Shalquoir or made a thread about the game stray. I wouldn’t care. It sucks if you had a real vidya thread ruin just because of the cat OP and you actually wanted to discuss games but this thread is not that. It’s just le wacky cat pictures dumping grounds
someone say LE WACKY CATS????
>>737824734>if it was on topic I wouldn’t care.>but I think gacha generals and xitter threads are okI think we are done here. Keep seething and crying to Janny to no effect. I’ll see you at 500 replies kek
I spent most of my life (from 8 to 28) living with dogs and having very little contact with cats.Then I got my own place and a friend gifted me a one year old little shit.Man cats can be a lot more vocal and affection seeking that I thought.This guy loves people. And he loves to sit right between me and the TV or monitor when I'm gaming, or between me and the camera when I'm on MS teams.He's a funny little guy.I kind of want a dog too but I'm probably way too lazy to properly take care of one by myself.Thank you for reading my blog I guess.
>>737799912I've noticed this too, most people who dislike cats in my personal experience are left wing. You're right, it's something about self determination I think
>>737824264>ohh they're big meanies so they can use the dog to ohhh attack and maim people BUT OHHH NOT THESE OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN DOCUMENTED USUALLY USING DANGEROUS BREEDS FOR THIS EXACT REASON OR IN FIGHTS that would be ohhh racist or something, and I'm just ohhh only addressing that strawman I made up in my head You're not even a proper NPC, just a caricature of it.
>Old Game -
>>737825489remain ignorant
>>737823390>you are a cat turd on the pile of shit this board is nowAs opposed to when, you obnoxious newnigger?
>>737824129You've never seen old /b/
How often do we search to findin memories of oldOr in some fancied, wistful dreamof days to yet unfoldOr in our fond imaginings of placesfar and wideThe happiness that all the whileis sitting by our side.
>>737805574almost every pet but a goldfish makes you its slave in a bigger wayfor cats it's just:>give food>open door>maybe pet sometimesand that's it.
>>737824129I bet you're great at parties.
Always have wondered why cats aren't as valuable as dogs. Like, you always see people putting kittens in adoption whereas dogs get sold, specially if they are of some specific breed. Why isn't this a thing for cats?
>>737826635It is, but most people are content with getting a kitten they like the look of, instead of a purebred cat that costs hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
>>737826635There are expensive breeds and common ones for both cats and dogs, but dogs differ a lot more from breed to breed. Like compare a dachshund to a tibetian mastiff for example. Meanwhile siamese or persian or bengal cats are not all that different for a common house cat you can find just about anywhere.
>>737826635Cats are VERY handy for farmers They destroy bugs and rodents like no tomorrowDogs can handle nasty humans and similar size animals
>>737827246>>737826635This anon said what I was thinking. Everyone is happy to just get some random cat, meanwhile, very often people want a very specific dog breed. The government doesn't want you to know this, but the cats outside are free you can just take them. I have one cat.
>>737797605the original nier
>>737828190>Picking up random cats from the streets
>>737828190There are so many stray cats that hang out on my street. I have been tempted to snag one when they're very young.
>future AAA feature>the game will be more ass the cheaper you bought it>pre-ordered at full price? it just works>bought it later on sale? things are missing >want to be able to turn off dlss and bloom?>should have paid full price :^)
>install a new game>play it for one evening>don't feel like playing it the next>go back to my old game with 6k+ hours in itwhy am I like this
>>737807554you see cats doing the same thing you do and feel threatened lol
>>737822616i made a mom joke today after like 10 years, it was great>coworker seems to be annoyed at my presence>what are you looking for?>your mother
>>737828271>"""""future"""""
>>737828838>>737828384Replied to a wrong post like a dumbass
>>737828838>pay to sprint>pay even more to create a character
>>737797605AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
>>737828838>Inventorywut?
>>737821479/vg/ Vidya Gacha?
>>737817830Mewgenics
>>737827246bullshit. cats have a lot of difference between breeds. americal curl cats for example are completely quiet, you'll be lucky to hear a single meow from them in 3 months. meanwhile siamese cats will meow your ears off.
>>737824993Bases cat AND dog enjoyer. I have the opposite situation. Always been a cat man, but want a dog too. One day.I have a beautiful pure bred blue point ragdoll. She's a little slut for affection. Comes and rubs her face against mine while I'm trying to sleep. Sleeps against me all night. I gave that little fucker some canned wet food, and she thanked me by regurgitating it in my bedroom right as I was about to go to sleep. I said "fuck it, I'll clean it in the morning". She "buried" it by pulling one of my flip flops on top of it. She's lucky she's pretty.
>>737830969People don't even see different cat breeds much. All they see running around neighborhoods is domestic shorthand (the mutts of the cat world) which all usually do have similar temperaments. Unique cat breeds won't last long on the streets. They will get snatched up and homed by someone if they are spotted.
>a controller is not recommended for this game
>final boss>its a copy of you
>>737797868everhood 2
I always wanted a cat, but my dad's allergic, so we couldn't have one growing up. If he dies, I'm finally getting one.
>gameplay gets interrupted by a sudden cutscene
>And you the player actually crossed over into our world and saved us from evilcinema
catposting is reddit. there's no going around it toxies
>>737832826
>>737832995That cat looks the opposite of fluffy
>>737832826How would you know what is Reddit or not?
>This game was designed, developed, and produced by a homogenous team of identical cultural backgrounds and a singular belief system
>>737833151well yeah, fluffy can't sit on it cause it's up there
>>737828190Every cat I've ever had I found on the street, around 7 total.
look at my cat please
>>737834393im lookin at em
>>737834393I have beheld the dark, small, seemingly pissed the fuck off, feline.
>>737834393A knight of a cat!
>>737834454>>737834485>>737834504thanksi booped her
>>737834393Looks mighty unamused
>>737834393witnessed.
>>737834550only witches have black cats.therefore this anon is a cute girl
>>737834840look at the reflectionhe's a catgirl
>>737798404>In loving memory of N*****man
>>737834393what do you call this expression?
>>737835031i need a racist catgirl witch anon gf
>>737835032>air warmer
>>737835090expression of superiority
>>737835032
>>737835090it's an invitiation
>>737831523Most breeds of cats are relatively new. Not like dogs where you have breeds designed for specific traits that have been bred true.I've had cats with papers, and cats who were just dsh/moggies and a lot of their personalities are individual rather than breed specific.
>>737835383It was really common to name black animals "nigger"
>>737835810it still is
>>737807627https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o9KfyPqQzY
>>737834393Beautiful beast
>>737797636>zero repliesI thought this one was funny anon <3
>>737835921
>>737815171And that’s a good thing.
>>737805153Right wingers started cat memes though???
>>737805153Well maybe Trump shouldn't have tried to demonize cat owners.
>>737818275wtf is this real?
>>737828906You're a fuckhead
>>737826635Breeders optimize for aesthetics and the aesthetics cat people are attached to the most are like, orange, tabby, grey, white, black, calico (which is just a mix of the other colors) and because of the way cats breed whatever kittens get born is akin to a gacha pull so people will most likely get some shade of a kitten they want. Cat breeding and getting a specific breed of cat doesn't make a whole lot of sense compared to dog breeding when you can't really randomly get a golden retriever out of your dogs gacha pregnancy.
>>737804140Reminds me of those montage parodies
>>737837440If you can believe it, there was a time where most people on this site weren't all that political besides making 9/11 jokes just to be edgy.
>>737797868saints row reboot
>>737797868Tales of Arise
>>737838214The notion of being edgy because it's funny has completely disappeared from the public consciousness. Now anything you say or joke about is 100% your personal beliefs and if you say it isn't then they're your 100% personal subconscious beliefs.
>>737839149How is that a hate letter? It doesn't do anything outside of what you'd expect from Tales series.
>>737839305I expect Tales to be fun, have an at minimum enjoyable cast, have post battle conversations and skits with anime portraits. Arise did none of those.
>Third Person Mewer
>>737797868Calypso Protocol DLC
>>737818312Why is there always rubbish on the ground in India? Just always random shit everywhere, rags, old clothing, packages, just just and look at that yard fucking clean it up you heathens it's a fucking disgrace. Look at the disorder you've got cows walking around the yard with equipment, shit on the ground,... just all of this fucking irritates the fuck out of me.
>>737822902>new release>buff mechs>also buff enemy damage to mechsI fucking hate swedish devs.
>>737839985They don’t believe in trash cans.No that isn’t a joke they genuinely just don’t use them and see nothing wrong with littering. If you’re in a market and you ask someone where you can throw your trash they will tell you to just toss it on the ground. It’s genuinely the most disgusting country
>>737797868Anytime one of the stray cats at work makes that face, it turns out that it's just preparing to take a dump.
>>737824904Why would anyone ever cry to jannies for this, they allow these threads, they allow all the shitty threads just like this one. They get rid of on-topic shit not your trash
>>737797636You’re too clever for people here.
>>737797636funny joke too bad the shitty cat pic ruined it
>>737805153I think it's mostly just shitposting. Ya know, mostly.
>>737821556before or after biting them?
>>737841396You and your discord sisters try to all the time.Spamming reports on these threads for so long while spamming troll posts them to make them seem totally off topic gets noticed eventually, little troon.
>>737839985I could find any number of white trash rednecks with yards that look like that or worse.
>>737843327Now find cities and towns that look like that. One shithole run by a hoarder is an anomaly, an entire country of garbage piles is a culture.
>>737842749aren't you basically admitting these threads are protected by mods?
>>737843327>Jeet has to go to a very specific type of place to try and get a 'gotchu'I can pull up Google maps on any place in India or Bangladesh, literally pick a place at random anywhere in your shithole country and the place will be filled with junk and trash. Literally just now placed my cursor on a completely random place in India and saw this. Your country is a complete fucking shithole, clean it up you disgusting bastard.
>>737843646Posting cats isn’t against the rulesSpamming any thread you don’t like with buzzwords, gore, abuse, and flamewarring is.That’s why the threads aren’t deleted but you are banned all the time. Also ban evading is against the rules so you and your sisters are already set for a perma ban at this point Hope that cleared it up
>>737844320what the fuck are you even talking about you sound like a mod
>>737844381Oh good, schizo cope. My favorite
>>737797605this is actually pathologic 2's deal ending
>>737807104You are retard
>>737844381Seems pretty simple anon, you asked if the threads are protected, he said that they aren’t and the reason you think they are is because something you don’t like =\= off topic or against the rules whereas being an autistic spamming schizophrenic is against the rules, so the threads don’t get deleted but you get banned for spamming them. And like he said, you faggots are also serial ban evaders so Janny occasionally has to put a collar on you
>>737845683you people are weird and type like sephiroth
>>737845801It doesn’t surprise me that a brown is intimidated by basic English lmao
>>737845801What kind of a retort is that?
>>737845998idk they sound super pretentious. what can you really say to what they typed. sounds like a villain monologue
>>737838045I really like this cat
you wonder how people manage to take that perfect timing when capturing a frame?
>Wireless controller>Look inside>It has wires
>>737848735No, just hold the button and take several pictures. Select the best ones and it's done.
>>737823000a regular season baby
>>737834374>Every cat I've ever had I found on the street, around 7 total.Croatia?Turkey?
>>737828506You're old. Either physically or just mentally. And sluggish and lethargic.You can fix that btw.
>>737835810>was
>>737821042Love this guy's dumb face
>>737828271>Krazy Kat Lady Wins
>>737849803Apparently that cat had all his teeth removed
>>737834393nice pussy bro
>>737797868kingdom come deliverance 2surprised it wasn't mentioned before
>>737849904Well now im sad
>>737797636top fucking kek
>>737843814i really hope white people weren't the ones tasked with driving those google cars all over indiagood lord imagine the smell
>we caved in to the overwhelming demand and after some intensive crunch i can confirm that a battle-pass and other micro transactions will be available ON day one!
>>737838214yeah, this website was always anti-mainstream, only choosing politics based on what was most offensive or funny
>>737835810you know what "negro" means?
>>737815278>it's da CHUUUUUUUUDS!
SurelyThe bunnies will inherit the earth
>>737797605Last stage>Well it seems you are playing on easy or normal. Only real men can see the true ending. Good luck.Based Konami
>>737797636great cat pic really brings the post together
>>737797868Last of us 2
>>737804713Harada is in there. I'm sure this game has flat lolis with lickable tummies
>>737805516Buns come in all shapes and all sizesThis one has so many surprises.There's nobody like him.Nobody like him.Nobody like CHUNGUS
>>737805574I had to forcibly adopt two cats because I had to throw out my druggie niece. I didn't want to but my sister insisted and she was pregnant so that's a big nono. I basically stopped giving them food and locked them out of the house so they would go away. They never did. One day I come back and they were there with 2 big rats on the front door looking at me with puppy eyes. Like"we will pull our weight dude, let us in". I didn't give in that day, but they kept doing it. They clearly weren't hungry and they hunted to give me the rats for some reason, a week later I took them in. Now I know they weren't leeching off, they genuinely like being petted and warmth. They follow me everywhere. Not even my doggo was this clingy
>when you know there will never be a sequel ever
>>737818312Big plastic in shambles
>>737853260Sometimes that's better than a trash sequel.
>>737834374My family got 15 or so from the street.
>>737826635Dogs have much more size and personality variation
>>737850024Don't worry. It was just so he could give better blowjobs
>page 10not on my watch
>>737826635because cats are just tiny tigers you have in your house, they can't be trained to follow your every command and are more than capable of just leaving you and becoming a stray
>>737849986What did it do? I heard gameplay was improved
>>737828838>free to play>no game login, chat, character creation, inventoryis this a shitpost AI list of what games would be like in the future?
>>737839985>>737840415India literally does not believe in sanitation work. Jannies are seen as lower than dirt in India by a more comical margin than 4chan sees its own Jannies. If you pick up litter, you deserved the lowest layer of hell in terms of Jeetdom.
>>737852124>get spooked >die of a heart attack
>>737826635The honest actual reason is that cats are largely self-sufficient and rarely survive for fewer than 10 years even if severely neglected, while most dog owners need a new dog every year or two
>>737807554All the faggots seething over this one lol.
>>737859236>he says, coming back to see people BTFOing him on being a jackass
>>737858881Who says rarely survive for fewer, you should say rarely die before 10 years
>>737859935nah
>>737809998>steak well done
You can form a great symbiosis with the toxoplasmosis
>catfag thread so shit they been necrobumping it for the better part of 5-7 hours
>>737797868Halo 4Dawn of War 3 Saints Row Reboot Marathon
I wish I could have a pet cat, but I am allergic to them. I actually am allergic to dogs too, but it is like 1/10th that of a cat. With my dog, I can hang out with her and pet her and scratch her, I just have to wash my hands. If I walk into a house with a cat, I start getting watery eyes and my throat itches and shit.
>>737798404Rest in peace, he was such a good cat
>>737797605FUCKA YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAME
>Viewer Discretion is not advised.
>>737799678Laughed out loud
>Many animals were harmed during the making of this game.
>>737797868BK Nuts and Bolts just straight up calls you a stupid faggot for wanting a game like the old games
I want Reddit to leave so bad bros
>>737862660That's just british humor. They are mocking microsoft executives that were calling Rare stupid faggots for arguing that people wanted banjo games instead of car racing games.
>>737862661Where is the redditA lot of these posts just seem like old 4chan even
>other factions can interact
>>737862661I want monkey posters to leave.
>>737829156
>>737797868Thief deadly shadows Actually thi4f. Or whatever thief 4 was
>>737818312Based Jeet hating dog
>>737818312>make it illegal to kill stray dogs>6k jeets die every year of rabies
>>737839985Doing anything that benefits others but not yourself is seen as a sign of weakness in that shithole
>Elden Ring experience
>>737866953Government doing a right thing for once
>>737805153I'm a right winger. MAGA Republican. I love the vast majority of animals, cats and dogs included. I don't like apes, though. Or deep sea fish. Or wasps. Or those parasites in the Amazon River that travel up your pee pee stream and live inside your wiener.
>.....and THEM
>>737797868DmC comes to mind
>>737867547forgot pic
>>737839631Ending your stillborn franchise on a joke that it doesn't have any legs is pretty funny.
>>737818312imagine being this poor dog and being born into that shithole surrounded by those creatures and that smell. i'd be walking around attacking anything with a pulse too.
>>737797636This cat is a slut
>>737834393cool tux
This thread is an excuse to post cat pictures
>>737868475cats are 4channel culture, see 20 years ago
>game lets you change species
>>737869053can I save this pic? did you make it?
>>737869421fucking hell no
>>737869493to which question?
>>737869421I didnt edit itDo you mean try to restore it back to cat shape?
>>737820397>rogue hard
>This game was developed on land that was conquered fair and square from godless savages
>>737858881>source: my ass
>>737869421I CAN'T EVEN SAVE MYSELF
>>737870010get him out
>A special mention to our beloved comunity! Please take a shower before coming to our public events!
>>737807170Sounds like some SCP bullshit.Would be cool.
>>737822815>>737823000popcorn piss
>>737807170>finish game>shows playtime, percentage>shows footage of what you could've been doing if you didnt play the game>shows what happens if you went to the park instead of playing>meet love of your life>meet cool new bro>get the nice comfy job>find $50 on the ground>instead you chose to play side quests for 90 hours alone
>>737824207/an/ threads on /v/ are always comfy. Kots, doggos, bnnuy, birbs, capybaras. Everyone is welcome. There's always faggots that come to shit because they can't conceive anyone having fun
>>737804140https://youtu.be/EvpNdwh__Fc?is=9fPX83FQFNb8OPdZ
>>737871086I'd like to see you try and 100% going outside idiot
>>737826635>us vs them mentalitynigger only fags and women care about cats.that's why when a cat gets ran over in a movie or show no one bats an eye.
>>737822083>>737822302
>>737872798Heckin pupperino guys are worse
>>737872925Hello Cutest Kitten how are you?
>>737852124bnuuy>>737858656my sisters bunny did this epic challenge
>>737818312Man, I was expecting the cow to start charging them as well.
>>737872925
>game thread>deleted>off topic nonsense>reaching post limit
>>737874202>>off topic nonsensesee >>737868870
>here's a list of people who died during production
>>737804456Kek
>Credits roll>Special thanks to the studio dogDropped the game right there.
>>737835810Used to be blackie here in the yookay and they even chimped out over that
>>737805725does being a right winger mean being racist?
>Gameplay is actually cutscene
>>737805153You don't know anybody so how much can that really meanI'm on nazitwitter and we all love cats
>>737797605SIX SAYVEN
>>737797868danganronpa v3
>>737797868Dead Rising 4
>>737877269>>737877363These are the same catsProof that the suffering will end :)
>>737797868the new Fable gameEven molyneux hates it
>>737797868Veilguard
>>737803106COMPLETE GLOBAL CATURATION
>>737806859>No Nut November Entertainment Partners What did Breen mean by this.
>game lets you burrow
>>737877813>>737878237pls stop posting your ai garbage here no one likes it and it's not funny.
>>737797868>a hate letter to the fansPic related.
>catfags necrobumping a thread for 16 hours straight>post rate is fucking .23 posts/min>even the shittest slow threads average out to like .6 posts/min
>>737878412The cat wasn't actually in the bag anon the bag is open on the other end and the video is real you dumb nigger
>>737818184he was a dog owner
>>737878412some AI slop is alright, come on
>>737878237we need one where a lot of spiders are crawling into the mouth of the guy to finally prove the statement "you swallow x amounts of spiders per year in your sleep!"
>>737878732>>737861224>looney troon is obsessively checking the thread he hates for an entire day>cries about necrobumping like a reddit Jannykek!!!!!
>>737879237No. It's killing the planet. Wake up.
>>737879405see >>737856747it’s a handful of fags bump this thread autistically. mod sponsored forced slop
>>737879263Wasnt that statement made up to prove that false information will eventually be taken as a daily fact?
>>737879526NTA but I barely pay attention to these threads, but I’ll still sometimes come and bump them simply because I know it pisses you off :3
>>737879721these threads aren’t even popular enough to justify themselves that they have to be keep alive for over a day because it kills catfags if they don’t have their shitty forced off-topic thread up for as long as possible
>>737879830And here you are, spending hours of your life obsessing over a thread you don’t like existing. You could be doing anything else instead you are choosing to be a miserable faggot lmaooooooAll because you’re a brown who hates cats, you don’t care about board quality otherwise you’d be crying in the other 30 off topic threads
>>737879830Just hide and forget, retard, like everyone does with all those nintendo-adjacent ones or ritual posts
>game has real brandswasn't there Obama ads in need 4 speed or something
>toxotrannies working overtime (for free) to make sure everyone knows they're retarded and forever alonelove to see it
>>737880316You're the one with free trannies on the brain
>>737823892>The Right demands loyalty and barely questioning anything.>The RightWildly ironic. This is simply a prerequisite for party loyalty, in general. I've found that's it's just different flavors of brainwashing for both sides; largely social on the left and mostly religious on the right. Neither is better for the rational individual in every context. In fact, it's almost entirely environmentally and locally dependant as to which side is more beneficial. Enjoy your Dr. Seuss book of a life, though, retard.
>>737880316>he’s still spending all his time obsessing over a thread he doesn’t like>starts samefagging to boot after he gets BTFO What a sad, miserable existence you must have, little troon
>retarded toxotranny can barely manage a coherent reply>rotten brain just screaming>POST CAT POST CAT POST CATlove to see it
>>737880503This is what I wanted, the classic toxotranny melty
>>737825489Possibilities decreasing assumes that innovation is linear, at best. I choose to believe that it's exponential. The sun is bright and warm on my skin, anon. Come take a walk with me.
>>737826551don't forget "clean my shitbox" and sometimes "brush me" depending on the breed of cat
That's right Keep giving me (you)sI love trannies
>>737880538>>737880584>double replies to copeWhy don’t you just become a janny? You spend most of your life trying to get these threads deleted anyway because otherwise you lose sleep over people not being miserable like yourself :3
>>737880738>>737880741>toxotranny meltysMORE
>gets btfo pretending to be someone else>caves and starts his comfort spamAvoid and report, he’s lost it
>>737880901>toxotranny squeals about other people being wannabe jannies>spams reports every time the hugbox is interrupted MORE meltys MORE
>>737812549GIWTWM
>>737879989you homos shouldn’t be allowed to be comfortable. no off-topic shit should be. Give a tranny an inch they take mile. It’s why the majority of the board is off topic shit now. You especially should be forcing your shit to bumplimit by waiting until it hits like page 9 then force it alive
>thread still upBrilliant>lonely autist is already seething without my inputFantastic>he’s been at this for hoursExcellent! Today will be a fun day
>>737881036It doesn't matter, the toxotrannies are sitting in a discord server slobbing the knob of some jannie on vee so they get to have their 500+ post cryjerks about their cats dying and shit
>toxotranny melting down in the backgroundmore please! yes, I want the entire cat thread to be emotional outbursts!
>replying to himself Stupendous! Which one of you caused this autist melty?
>>737877557Underrated
>toxotranny delusional meltylove to see it, more??
I HATE spidersBut I will NEVER go into a spider poster thread Because I HAVE GOD'S LOVE ON MY SIDE
>>737881340I think spiders are neat
>>737881340>I HATE spidersHow about now?
>inspired by historical events and characters, this work of fiction was designed, developed, and produced by a team of heterosexual white men.
>>737881462>>737881494Oh fugI remember a video of a tarantula being played with like it was a catAm I a spider poster too?Am I a spider?
>>737881495Ass creed shadows
>>737805574I do have to comment on how easy it is to get (You)s from cat people. Here we have an anon getting four (You)s after replying to one person. Thats an ROI of 4.0, or however that works, courtesy of cat people. Not shitting on cats, I own both cats and dogs myself and I love them all to death, but I do find myself resenting being associated with cat people more often than with dog people
>toxotrannies get BTFO>stops responding>just the 2 ips desperately posting back and forth with each othertoxotranny losey
>>737818312Based dog putting street shitters in their place. Cats would never
>>737881673Toxochads won thougheverbeitie
>toxotranny copeyis there a greater feeling that love? because I more than love to see this
>>737882295Just don’t reply to him. It’s all he wants because it’s his only social interaction most days.He gets anxious when people stop replying and it shows
>IMG_#### replying to IMG_####toxotranny transparent
>schizophrenia copeFellow iPhone Chad, we broke him
>>737882475i don't think that poster was pretending to be different people
>hideo kojima productions presents: a hideo kojima project: made by hideo kojima
>>737882569>i don't think im replying to myselfof course not, toxotranny
>/v/ - cat shitposting
>>737882475>extremely common image format for phones>must all be one personDo you have a single thing to prove that they are the same?
>PROVE IT PROVE IT PROVE ITtoxotranny exposey melty
I know fags here are salivating to start a new forced offtopic thread now that this reach bump limit
>>737882597lol
>>737882610>/v/ - catshit posting
>>737882804the migration will happen shortly, toxotrannies don't socialize outside this website because the normies that tolerate them don't want to see the same 100 cat photos every single time and they got yelled at for it so they need their general
500 replies. And just like I said a literal day ago. I would see the seething autists at 500 replies still seething because Janny won’t save them lol. lmao even
>toxotranny admitting to having a days long melty for 500 poststoxotranny saddy
>>737882760You could’ve just said no instead of schizophrenically seething. You know you can check if it’s a new IP right?
Toxoplasma is absolutely good for your health
>>737882934>we bumped the thread every time it reached page 10yeah no shit, that’s not an achievement catfag. You get a thread to bump limit in a few hours then well talked. This is just forced shit. Only activity these threads get is when you’re being trolled
>you could have just placated I, the toxotranny, like you're meant to!not your pet, toxotranny, and behavior like this is why you're forever alone
>n-no you’re the one who’s melting for 500 postskek. Seething shartytroons can’t catch a break here or their own site. Good thread. I think I’ll show my gf
>>737883193your cat is not your gf you freak
>>737883037And here you sat for literal hours crying that Janny won’t delete it instead of just doing anything else with your time. And you’re STILL mad about it. Did you go to sleep thinking about this thread? Just chill and hide the thread next time lol
>WE ARE VENOM!
>>737883285I went to sleep and still saw the thread when I woke up. From there I knew. While I was an asleep catfags were desperately watching page count making sure to bump so it doesn’t 404 over night. sad
>>737883238My gf was the one who actually suggested we get a cat. I got to name it though
>toxotranny lashing out at someone who isn't me>toxotranny still talking about its mtf relationshipToxotranny patheticy
Does the seething troon know catposters will simply spread to the rest of the board even more kek
>>737883368just because a guy dresses up as a girl and you fuck him doesn’t mean it’s your girlfriend bro
>toxotranny admits it is a cancerous and invasive presence no one likestoxotranny wokey?!?!
>>737883303lol
>>737883394He doesn’t understand that. I didn’t post cats nearly as much as I do now. Ever since he started melting in every thread with a cat OP I’ve started using them more because I find his posts extremely fun to prod and see what I get. If you don’t wanna deal with him just post any other animal in the OP and he will ignore the thread. I would say he’s a robot but robots can’t be autistic
>toxotranny admits to being manipulated into embarrassing itself on 24/7 basis for months and monthstoxotranny ULTRA wokey?!?!
>>737883369>>737883456>see 2 letters>instantly thinks about fucking trannieskek you got something you need to tell us?
>>737883553Catposters have toxoplasmosisHe has toxotroonmosisFigure out which one is worse
why do cats make some people have autistic meltdowns
>>737883553cat are tranny pets so it’s pretty obvious why the conclusion was made. You even said yourself that he was the one to tell you to get one
>>737882884balls
>>737883835>cats are tranny petsAnd other schizophrenic shit I made up
Its really funny when you remember these 2015 chuddies' personalities were created by epstein himself
>>737883640Contrarianism probably. He gets annoyed that people like something he doesn't, and the more annoyed he is, the more it lives inside his head, and since cats are posted frequently everywhere, his autism sort of feeds on itself like Ouroboros.
>>737797605idgi
>>737883979
>>737869053
