Why is Kafka so beloved on /v/?
I liek boob
>>737805278sexy mommy
indian thread
>>737805278Because we love Kafkaesque characters.
>>737805278I should have played her game, but I'm stuck in this one.
>>737805278>0 revelancy since releaseSugoi....
>>737807350She shows up in videos a lot. Which is more than can be said for most characters.
>>737805278She looks like a hot single mother with a son in which you want to plow the mother in front of her son and took her away from her son
>>737807496What does son has to do with mother relationship
I've quit Star Rail after Amphoreus. Is the new zone good? I was very pissed we were not getting cool cyberpunk notJapan.
>>737805278I want to become her
>>737807496ESL gooner, kill yourselfyou write like an arab
>chink makima
>>737809012I'm enjoying it. All the minigames and distractions feel way better integrated into the setting than Amphoreus, and whole thing not being totally cut off from rest of the galaxy means that old characters can also appear, which is always nice.The initial patch was good, 4.1 felt like filler, but the newest patch was really good.
>>737805278I want to use Kafka's shoe like an onahole
>>737805278Mommy
>>737805278>kafkayou're telling me that this was the guy who wrote funny little books about odd things happening before killing himself ?
>>737805278damn, this bitch wrote the metamorphosis?
She looks like a dommy mommy lesbian that loses to cock HARD.
>>737805920Weird self-report
>>737810087BASEDyurishit is only good for hetchad conversion
>>737809586First he got turned into a bug, then he got turned into a hot anime babe. My man can't catch a break.
>>737810087Lesbians are awesome I love Yuri because you get dragged into a threesome
>>737805278You just know she gives the best handjobs
futa on female>>737810087this but only futa cock
>>737807557Its hot to steal a woman from her son and turning her into your sex slave
>>737810360>First he got turned into a bug>Gregoryou dumb motherfucker, you stupid illiterate ape, you donkey fucking shit-for-brains. If you were in front of me I would squish your coconut shaped head until it exploded into a million tiny pieces
It's been 3 fucking years and she's still irrelevant. It's been so fucking long that CSM got shat out and flushed like Makima.Just admit you fell for a bait and switch character
>>737805278Gatcha troons are all arrested development manchildren who want a replacement mother to look after them and also provide sex on demand.
>>737807496>thinking about other men after seeing a hot womancuck fetishists are so gay
>>737811247Hnngh...
>>737810909>>737807496I don't think you should talk about women and mothers like that.
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>>737805278
>737811039 malding tendie
I love my mom
>>737810528Could mommy beat my death grip?
>>737805278Anons have a mind control fetish
>>737811015It's kinda baffling how she has consistently been the least relevant of the SHs yet was the most iconic character in the game from the start. Other companies might see that as a cash cow worth milking but MHY would seemingly rather pretend she doesn't exist as much as possible.
I know nothing about her besides she's your mommy(?) and she has an amazing design. I want to get gentle femdommed so so sbad
>>737813180>the most iconic character in the game from the start.She's just an unashamed Makima clone, surely Star Rail can do better?
Makima is evil dobeit and Kafka is a good girl
>>737811015>>737813180>>737813443She has a FORTNITE skin you retarded faggots
>>737813524We're talking about the GAME you fucking retard, who gives a shit if she got a McDonald's happy meal deal.>implying getting into Fortnite in 2020+6 is some prestigious achievement
she's hot, but can't compete with kima
>>737813443>Makima clone
>>737813681Come on, man.
>>737813494Makima was the heroine though
>>737813443>Makima cloneWtf does that even mean for someone that has never touched chainsawslop? Looks wise Kafka is waaaay hotter and only similar in that they’re wearing pants.
>>737813594It is FAGGOT your FAGGOT game is for FAGGOTS Being in FORTNITE is a prestigious achievement and puts you in the HOF of videogame characters. Kill yourself FAGGOT
>>737813443I never got the hype with Makima. She looks like she'd be a background character in anything else with her generic design. Kafka is the improved version at the very least.>>737813524She's gotten more love from outside the game than in the game itself.
>>737813524Wtf I need to download Fortnite now?!
>>737805278sparkle is best girl
>>737814289Simply not true
>>737814289but that's not really fair, she's so much above everyone else
>>737809963That book was pretty bad btw.
>>737815539Kafka was getting her feeting there >>737814394
PleaseNoMEATTOUCHING Ma'am
>>737809012If this is the place after they spent time de-weebing it I can't imagine what it was like before.
>>737814289Sparkle was removed from running for sweeping the polls too easily.
>>737816114I have a conspiracy theory that the two weeks of delay was mostly lipservice to get CCP off their back, and they just did extremely surface level changes, like changing the trees from pink to yellow.Like, these regions and characters are designed and made months in advance. Two weeks would've been barely enough to change anything.
>>737814441new wallpaper found
>>737814289fax
>>737814289For correction!
it takes all of my willpower to not post porn in these threads
>>737817435I wish you were a little less willful, tbqh
Kafka is actually a way better character than Makima and Kafka won in the end since Fujimoto completely destroyed CSM with Shart Poo.
>>737805278I miss Hotaru.
>>737817662Which HSR is for cute shy boys haha
>>737817632so do I, it's very tempting sometimes
>>737817913Tempt tempt
>>737817937i would never actually post porn on /v/, never ever
>>737805278>Why is Kafka so beloved on /v/?https://youtu.be/IUnFVMRbnpo?si=QbnIKEYeSMv6jTR5
>>737818052Good boy
>>737818305maybe ill post one more
>>737818545You'd do that?
>>737818593nothing's visible, so im sure it's fine..
>>737818725Are you trying to make me...?!
>>737818793yes..
>>737818878So when should I...
Stop masturbating on blue boards
>>737818990Ok, Mommy Kafka can jerk me off then.
>>737818938right now>>737818990i might've gotten carried away..
>>737818990in a few minutes. i think
>>737819529better hurry up and finish
>>737819681i've unfortunately always been the type who enjoys taking his time
>>737819681Ngh. Already did. Still love looking at Kafka even though nothing is happening.
Her ingame png goes hard
>>737819739i'll help you along then>>737819745same, she's just a very pretty lady>>737819835those eyes..
>>737819902oops! I definitely didn't mean to post that..
>>737818990Clothed girls are hotter than naked ones, so that's asking a lot.
>>737819902>>737819969you're far too kind...thanks for the help <3
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>>737805408 I will RAPE all three.
>>737818990but it feels really good...
>>737820037hope you liked the kafka art nonny!>>737820463keep doing it anon..
>>737819902MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY!!!!!!!!Would she actually be ok with me... to her...(I'm cute!)
>>737805278Femdom, allegedly
>>737820867of course anon, do it
>>737820958I already did...I just wanted to be affirmed...Does that make me bad? ...I might do it again because she's so nice.
>>737821029I don't know why you're even asking anon, I know you're already doing it..
>>737805278mommy characters are NTR coded doe
>>737821130I am not!!Now I am.
