Does your wife/gf tolerate your gaming?
>>73782210135 and never had a physical contact with a female before.
>>737822168huh? why not?
>>737822286Cooties.
>>737822168Your mom?
>>737822286They would enjoy it too much. Metaphorically fuck those bitches.
>>737822316obviously doesn't count, dude
>>737822168Same, but i'm 40.
My what? I'm not a chad, I'm just a normal gamer stuck in a society
>>737822168Based.I kissed a couple of girls as a boy but I ended up devoting my life to animu and vidya.
>>737822426>normal is no longer rnough to attract femalesGrim
>>737822101Why the fuck would I have married her if she didn't?
>>737822168>>737822378Even my 14 year old son have a girlfriend. Why can't you?
>>737822101she does, "we" finished the walking dead series the other day, and started tales from borderlands yesterday. not many games i'm interested in on the horizon though, so i have no clue what she'll be watching me play next
>>73782216841 years old here; I would be on the same boat but prostitution is legal in my country. I've even paid extra to get kisses.
>>737822548you know that doesn't count right?
Kinda.She acts like it doesn't bother her but when I hit 2-3 hours she starts sending me texts and expecting me to get off soon.>fine I'll hotdog your butt again
>>737822535Not them but in my cased I kissed on young love and dedicated my life to make some money. I am not rich but I am better than 90% of the country I love. Also never been good with girls in general and have been made fun of a handful of times
>>737822529this truly is the million dollar question - people willingly trap themselves into a life long contract with people who can't stand their hobbies, agreeing to be miserable for the rest of their lives. and i just don't fucking understand why
>>737822101She's ok with it (if she wasn't, I doubt we could've stayed together for 15 years). Sometimes we even play together, but she only likes a couple of very specific genres (puzzle games and ARPGs), so that doesn't happen often.
Sex is just not as fun as video games
>>737822590It doesn't count and also disqualifies you from wizardry.The worst of both worlds.
>>737822590It does; that anon never said about the touching being consensual.
>>737822658It's a cultural thing. They're raised to believe that marrying is all you should aspire to.
>>737822524Been that way for a while I'm afraid. The 30-year old women near me love talking to me and are trying to start relationships with mem but only as their betabux rather than the guy that fucks them stupid 3 times a day. Though about dating one just because having a girlfriend makes other women want you so much more, and then I could have a harem of blubbery, credit card maxxed, nonvirginial 30 year old slampig hags. Probably the best deal a guy as ugly as me is ever gonna get.
>>737822652>I will never be with a woman and will never reproduce but I am also better than 90% of the countryYou're going to die alone without ever experiencing life properly. 90% of people are better than you
>>73782216836, i got a kiss once
>>737822840I think you may be projecting some stuff there.
>>737822840>You have to have sex to experience lifeGrim.
>>737822168had sex beforeits overrated and gross
>>737822840NTA but being legally tied and forced to live with someone who hates you and makes yor life miserable isn't what I would call "living properly".
>>737822840nta, but you're valuing sex far too much.
>>737822840I am that anon and I say you are projecting.
You boys need to get laid already!It's either that or you have to buy a sex doll.
>>737822168based, fuck women (not literally)
>>737822840Ignoring the fact that you're projecting like crazy, your reading comprehension needs some work. Anon was just saying that he's better off financially than 90% of the country.
>>737822168Are you okay with that or are you actively trying to change that?
>>737822963>>737823040Being with someone is a lot more than just sex. Everything in life you do together with your loved one makes it a 100 times better>>737822996Then live with someone who doesn't hate you?
i only post in magic threads at 11:11 and this is one of them. anyone posting here will find true love but will pass away in their fifties. so it is written
>>737823235There are more ways to measure wealth than moneyI wouldn't call someone who is alone rich
>>737822101>letting your girl dictate your lifeDoormat.>>737822168Its pretty good but not be mind blowing be all end all media makes it out to be.
>>737823316>Everything in life you do together with your loved one makes it a 100 times betterMaybe if you're an extrovert. Introverts genuinely love being alone, though there are still plenty of things that are more fun with a loved one. But the happiness is not the only thing amplified. Since you make yourself vulnerable they can hurt you hundreds of times harder than anyone else.
>>737823627so why you here then?
>>737823668>so why you here then?black and white thinkingautism discardedIt's not a genuine questionnormie detectedconclusion: dishonest question
>>737823316>Then live with someone who doesn't hate you?That's impossible; marriage always involve someone who hates you. Why do you think boomer culture always revolved around how much they hated their wives and their married lives? Yesterday after arriving from my workplace ate my small dinner, cooked my lunch for three days, put the three lunchs inside tupperware and put them in the fridge, then washed all the dishes.If I were married my wife would look at what I cooked with repugnance, throw it to my face while yelling that I can't cook for shit and then order expensive food (that I would pay for). Then I would wash the dishes alone while she watches Tiktok videos on her phone.
>>737823627I'm an introvert. I don't get tired from my girlfriend, I do get tired from others. She would never hurt me eitherYou just need to find the right person
>>737823316Nah, anyone can be too much. You sound clingy.
>>737823841That's shifting goal posts. 90% of people are not together with their soul mate. They are together with someone that fulfilled the base requirements and was available at the right time.
>>737824029>90% of peoplekek optimistic arent we?More like 99% of people
>>737822101So did this actually happen? Or does the creator of this comic fantasize about having a wife that he can ignore? Or the third scenario, a girl made this because she gets off on the idea of being denied sex.>>737822535Not the anon, but in my case it's crippling social anxiety. I don't even talk to anyone irl, social situations give me fight or flight. And so sex is just not obtainable for me. Plus the older I get, the more expectation there is for me to have prior sexual experience. So even if anxiety were somehow not a factor, my lack of experience would be so obvious that if i were to have sex, that i would humiliate myself and have to move countries out of embarrassment.
>>737822535>14yo ChadThere's your answer, being young makes things easy
>there are people ON THIS VERY BOARD who are nearing 30 and are still virginsImagine that? I crack up thinking about it every time, like how the fuck does that happen? You have to try and not get laid at that point.
>>737824029Then be the 10%
>>737822840When did you realize you were a NPC?Yesterday I saw two young lovers kissing at the bottom of the stairs of a pedestrian overpass as the golden afternoon light embraced them, real anim shit.As I returned, back aching from 8 hours at my minimum wage job, I realized I was a side character in everyone else is life. I will never experience a 'Real' human life. I am made to exchange platitudes with coworkers that tolerate me and then go to my house to waste away, lobotomizing myself with alcohol and vidya to ignore the pain. No one to talk to, no one waiting for me
>>737824237>I get, the more expectation there is for me to have prior sexual experience. So even if anxiety were somehow not a factor, my lack of experience would be so obvious that if i were to have sex, that i would humiliate myself and have to move countries out of embarrassment.This is something very important people overlook. Funnily enough even when I use hookers in a monthly basis I would never be able to please a woman.
>>737824465That it always circles back to virginity instead of being happily married or something like that makes me always think there are a shitload of people who had sex a few times but are completely miserable and lonely currently, even more so because they experienced the thing they can't get.
>>737824465I'm the 41 years old dude; I've never been a social person. So if you don't do anything nothing happens.Contrary to what anime shows, women don't magically fall into your lap
>>737822667Fucking casuals
Wait a momentThis thread is autosaging.
>>737824465>you have to try and not get laid at that pointNot really, i have no social contacts and a truck load of social anxiety. What opportunities are there? I only leave the house to buy food and it's not like women approach me like "excuse me, would you like to have sex?" and it's not like I could do so. The people who have constant opportunities for sex have friends, go to parties, join clubs, visit bars. They live a social life that and I can't. It's inaccessible to me.
>>737824596You have low self esteem.Those 2 lovers are also background NPCs to another random couple or idk to one up them a rich man married with 7 children.It's retarded thinking, or more like low selft-esteem thinking.
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>>737824895This. A week later the girl can already sit on the dick of someone else. Real life is not fucking anime.
>>737824596I've always seen myself as a piece of shit.
mods why autosage?
>>737825458Shut up, pathetic nigger and just take the L for your off-topic thread.
>>737825523twitter vocab, go back.
>>737824838>>737825458It's called a bump limit, you butt hurt morons!
>>737823372Vidya time is far more valuable than coochie time, so he's still richer there too
>>737824465I don't want to pay for sex
>>737825609t. mod that pressed the autosage button
>>737823245>Are you okay with thatnot really, I do crave for human touch at times but it's not like it's torturing me, I can live without it>actively trying to change thatno and I probably never will because I know that i'm a genetic abomination and don't deserve a right to reproduce.