The elves are poking fun at your fashion choices again.
white people are elves and I want to fuck an elf girl into submission
>>737831449high elves in elder scrolls are sino-semites
>>737831346And I will be poking fun into their hole choices again
>>737831346You don't understand how high elves flirt and it's painful
>>737831550just like irl whites then
>>737831550There is nothing semitic about Altmer.No, your meme idea of jews doesn't apply to them.Posting in an anti-elf horny shitposting thread.
>>737831346>hear about a guy who just murdered dragons and is selling you rare expensive armors and silks and minerals >make fun of his fashion choices Wheres the logic in that?
suffer not the knife earonly good mer is a dead mer
>>737831815Oh nothing wrong at that, even dragon killers have oddities don't they?
>>737831815Bullies mocking people as a projection of their own insecurities is one of the oldest copes in human history, anon. Elves dial up the inferiority complex to 11 because they’ve been history’s greatest losers.
>>737831346Owning a clothing shop and mocking someone for their outfit is like being a doctor and insulting someone because they're sick.
>>737831346When I went to Solitude the first time this playthrough Taarie was dead for whatever reason, I considered it a good thing.
>>737831346Fuck elves
>>737832579Not really. More like being a doctor and mocking sick people outside of the hospital where you work."Oh I'm sure your home remedies work... I can tell by how you're still coughing up bits of lung! If you ever want *real* medicine, you know where to find me."
elves complain about how they're being replaced in their own country and can't breed and they post DHB on twitter
>>737831753I would argue their rejection of Akatosh's covenant with Alessia and Men is at least comparable to the Jews' rejection of Jesus and the New Covenant
>>737832847dont mind if i doall elves are for breton cock
>>737831449>white women bad>elves good>elves are white>I want to fuck elf womendo you even read what you post in these threads /v/
>>737831346My fit is worth more than your entire business
>tfw the only nice Altmer lady is Skyrim is Faralda and she isn't even a followerWhat a waste.
>Have a small conversation with a coworker female at a new job, ask her a job-related question she's kinda cute, red danger hair though >She interacts cheerfully, helps me with my inquiry>Go about my business >Shift lead comes to me and asks "what the fuck did you do!?" >Huh?>>>Woman I asked the question went up to him and told him something along the lines of: "can you PLEASE tell that fucking ASSHOLE that XYZ instead of asking dumb questions">Uhhhh... OKAY!?>Other coworker says "that means she likes you, dumbass"I'm genuinely fucking sick of this shit. Normies are fucking insane.
>>737833247I like her cause she has the DCAU Wonder Woman voice.
>>737833351>Fake redhead is mentally illMany such cases.
>>737831346Wish I was legally allowed to physically assault elf players again.
>>737831346Mer are superior, everyone knows this, that's why they get so buttmad when you bring it up.
>>737831550Remind me again, out of these pesky "kike knife ears" and those poster boy and based TRVE Fantasy "Romans": Which of the 2 prefers to live in an isolationist ethnostate and basically invented like 2/3s of magical doctrines, schools and well-known languages, and which in a multicultural melting pot of a One World Government that actually forces the Imperialization and homogenization of every other culture under the sun and even has a unique racial power that allows them to find more sheke...sorry septims unique to them?Btw, don't even like the Thalmor (and Thalmor =/= average Altmer) but you're cooked HFYfags. By Word of God nonetheless.
>>737833808spicjeetjew anti-white dogwhistle
Did you know that Kurt Kuhlmann's vision for TES 6 before Todd fired him was Thalmor winning and ruling Tamriel?
>>737831346The Skyrim Altmer female voice gets me hardI'm walking through Windhelm and I hear Niranye go>I'd travel more but who wants to deal with all the soldiers these days?Instant diamonds
>>737831692>Sister, your genes are adequate. I suggest we make descendants
>>737833471Huh. I only now connected the dots.
>>737833136remove the shitty horns and it's good
>>737835248The horns are cool.
>>737835248Nah fuck you, the horns are important
>>737831346this would fucking destroy me if they were like 2 feet taller than me
>>737832847has this faggot made a single funny comic in his entire life? i doubt it.
>>737831346They'll look great covered in thick ropes of my semen
>>737837782Have you?
>>737838089oooooooh
>Fan art makes what is originally very uncanny and unattractive attractive >4cheddit subboard /v/: :O
>>737834618Do you ever think people dont like you slecipically because youre a retard whose obsessed with race. Did you chimp out in Oblivion when you were scrolling through the races and saw the High Elf portrait wearing a kimono and holding a katana?Like i understand none of us have ever been mentally well but theres something offputting about the cartoonishly edgy politics of /v/
>of /v/It's the entire website
>>737833008>bretonkek, lmao, zozzle
>>737831346this is what i was wearing when it happenedtell me i was asking for it i DARE you
>>737831346Something about tes elf skull structure makes something inside me stir. I really hope they will not just make them prettier humans with skin condition and long ears in tes6
>>737839009Well, why he's butt naked like a savage when he's a god? At least Ash Vampires make sense but not him who is the big guy.
>>737832950>old religion rejects the new elementswowee
>>737834601I like Kirkbride's schizocore fanfics as much as the next lore autist but his words here have zero weight. We're going to get Todd's basedboi Adventures in Hammerfell where a Chosen Hero (human coded even if any race is technically allowed for gameplay & marketing reasons) fulfills a prophecy and puts the Thalmor / badguys in their place and it'll Just Work.MK and his lore might get one or two callouts, maybe.
Thx
I've come to accept that TES Elves are actually really shit and I grow to hate Western depictions of elves the more contrived and attempts at subversion the worst they are.
i am....irrelevant.....
Altmers are just assholesThe Radiant Raiment is also a Thalmor spy hub
>>737839586Faralda is nice.Or maybe her FDE portrayal is fogging my judgement.
>>737839748The only sympathetic Altmer in Skyrim is the legate you meet in Riften in charge of the Imperial campFaralda being part of the College means she hasn't been in Summerset for ages hence why she has hostile dialogue towards Ancano
>>737835248The color of the armor and the weird shinny effect is what bothers me more. Change that and it fits. Honestly that goes for alot of TES armor.
Niranye is the only attractive elf
>>737839586For me, it's Niranye.
>>737831815Dragonborn deserve contempt.
>>737831550Whites are half Jewish-half Chinese, correct.
>>737839159Except it's a literal continuation. It isn't just a "new element". Like the Jews don't have to wait anymore because the Messiah already arrived.
>>737840325And you don't think most religions would reject that?
>>737831346poke fun at this *unzips*
>bros it's totally a reference to the real world!fuck. off. retards.
>>737839942It's supposed to be reminiscent of polished glacial ice
>>737832847CAT'S FOOT, IRON CLAW
>>737839159I'd hardly call modern Judaism the old religion.
How do I Psijic Endeavour?
>>737839586The haughty ones with a superiority complex and emotional issues are hot. Women with passion are great and I'll die on that hill.
>>737840607very good anon, you got the reference! you get a banana sticker!
>>737833136Looks like shit. Horns are the only cool part.
Mer women are made for Argonian chads
>>737840618Old religion as in the religion that is already wide spread and has been practised in the area for 100s of years.
>>737840626All Altmer have a natural superiority complex
>>737837771Pretty much describes the situation with White men and Asian women.
>>737840624Use console commands for everything instead of just trying to fix broken quests.
Lets be honest even if they were acting superior to your species directly in front of you, its not like you would do jackshit about it. You would just stand there and take it.
>>737841998I'd apologize and beg to kiss her shoes
>>737841998Don't the Stormcloaks kill that one dude leading the Justiciars when they take control of Markarth?
>>737841998The Empire was actually turning the tables on the AD before Emperor KWAB decided to extend a truce.
You're never getting another main Elder Scrolls entry. You know that, right?
>>737841998Galmar is literally the TND meme but with Elves but since he's a Stormcloak and not Ulfric, nobody makes memes about him.
>>7378429106 is due to be announced around later this decade.
>>737843104lol, lmao.
>>737843180What do YOU think they're doing after Starfield then?
>>737841998I'd show her my 100% discount on bazaar prices ring of fireballs and fill that bitch's womb with arcane flame.
>>737843330Take a look around. Society is collapsing.
>>737843048Yet Galmar doesn't mind aldmer dragonborn joining the Stormcloaks
>>737841998What if some elf girls wanna piss off men so badly, they get fucked by them in retaliation?
>>737841998They send hit squads to kidnap and torture people who disagree with themSo yes, I would loudly denounce Talos the very moment thalmor justiciar enters the room
>>737834601That's all very nice but none of it is going to happen, you're just going to play as the Swordborn and Fus Ro Slash the Thalmor into the stratosphere.
>>737842910After playing Starfield, I think we can all agree that's for the best. Skyrim's mod scene is still as active as ever.
>>737841998Bold words for someone susceptible to Paralysis poison arrows
Did you know Elenwen becomes non-essential after Season Unending?
>>737844876IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>737831346>quicksaveFOOSNEVER SHOULD HAVE CO->quickload
>>737831346Stfu or I'll rape the both of you
Elves are better than humans at everything, that's why every human centric story needs to make a bullshit debuff for elves, realistically no other common fantasy race(dwarves, gnomes, orcs, etc) would be able to compete.
I really appreciate elven fashion
>>737833136I think it needs more horns, personally.
>>737835774its cool right up until you get one snagged on the doorway to your favourite tavern and clothesline yourself in front of all your mates
>>737846665>muh realismMy horns break doorways as i pass through them.
>>737846958yea, what ever helps you sleep at night mate.doesn't stop me n the boys from laughing whenever you walk into the room with you new hornless helmet.how about you just take that thing off before coming inside champ.
That's me all done with Oblivion. Clocked in at 70 hours which is a bit sad when i look how i spent about that long in Morrowind before even touching the MSQ. It was mostly a fun time. I liked exploring and I feel the quests all had a bit more meat than Morrowind. You always get excellent goodies from Oblivion quests, although I'd imagine that's a bit of a downside needing to get all the mage quest letters for the crafting tables on each new run. I also was heavily reliant on the Gay Fox hood for the excellent feather effect, playing without those would make me sad.The story was hella mid... And I kinda didn't enjoy the dlc all that much. Kinda soured a lot of the game for me. I wasn't expecting a huge epic but I thought I'd be doing more than errands. And the levelling stuff is utterly dogshit... I had a really awful time training my mage and it never got better.
>>737847169No thanks I'm not like one of you homosexuals
>>737833136Looks like shit with or without hornsAlso barely protects anything if we assume only the ice part is armorGod troonthesda designs are so dogshit it's unreal
>>737833351I'm glad I don't have foids at my job(except for boomerettes who are chill)
>>737848081It's literally unbreakable and cannot be melted
>>737845970What's this trend about giving elves pitch black eyes?Like where does it come from?
>>737851149Isn't that just how some elves are depicted in WH Fantasy? I like Kerillian's eyes.The only other non-dark elves that have a dark sclera that I can think of are Bosmer in TES.
>>737848540>have a literal tomboy milf at my job>outdoorsy, very practical, gets along well in a male-dominated field, other women go to her for advice because she doesn't bullshit>has flirted with me on a couple of occasionsthe only issue is she has a kid in middle school, no way am I getting caught up in that
>>737843516you think a little racism would get in the way of hiring a walking superweapon?
>>737831815They know it'll get me mad and a little turned on so I'll come back often in an attempt to show off new threads.
>>737853076Walking demigod more like
>>737831346
>>737853304why is the face fucked
>>737853348That’s what Ulfric Stormcloak looks like
>>737841998>reality hits you hardI love killing Thalmor scum
>>737853304Replace Ulfric with Tullius and "no Imperial occupation" with "the Rift in exchange" and it'll be more accurate.
>>737831346STOP WORSHIPPING TALOS
>>737853348average nord trying to keep their inbred bloodline "pure"
I also love to kill Thalmor sympathizers
>>737853348Nobody remembers how ugly elenwen looks
YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME
>>737853735yeah because we choose to forget
>>737831346>Made both of them my lovers on my argonian playthroughElves are just tsundere for lizard cock
>>737853530HAIL TALOS EVERYDAY
>>737831815They're rightEvery dragon born walks in wearing mismatched armor sets where every piece glows a different color due to enchatments
>>737831346My body is a machine that turns Mer women into pregnant Mer women
For me, it's dragonplate armor plus the jagged crown. Just a shame the colors are slightly off on it. There's probably a mod that fixes that and lets you keep it and still complete the gay ass quest
>>737855259I KNEEL
>>737853530I don't worship Talos.I worship Hircine, and my favorite quarry is elven sluts.
>>737841998Incorrect, I would declare a nord fatwa against them in the name Talos (pbuh) and wage a jihad against the degenerate scum of the Thalmor. Their men will be beheaded, their women will be conquered, and Skyrim will be free.
>>737854174>>737853530All my nwah's hail Talos
>>737831346>>737841998I would strip them with my Thu'um.>>737853530Why would a "true" Nord worship an Imperial god? Shor or GTFO
Why are elves so good?When I see those wigglers I lose instantly
>>737855869My brother in Talos, why are you looking at their cocks?
>>737855742>Why would a "true" Nord worship an Imperial godBecause Talos was a NORD , he was Talos Stormcrown who ascended as ysmir to godhood and is the patron god of all men.
>>737856065BASED Knower. Talos is Skyrim personified!
>>737840054Why does she deliver that "me I call them trehjuuuurs" line so weird though?
>>737840607FILTHY HUMANS SCREAM FOR MORE
>>737843523Left's body with right's head would be perfect.
>>737831346Elves don't have human rights I can do whatever I want to them
>>737843523One on the right is hotter
>>737855742Talos entered both the imperial and nordic pantheon at the same time, he's not originally from either.
>>737831346They kinda wear the most generic shit possible though. Why were they written as fashionistas?
>>737856841Allegedly hes a combination of Breton, Imperial, and Nord kings but in this household Talos is a nord end of story
>>737831346>rapes cute and funny elf princess>gets away with it
Altmer women are pure sex
>>737853528>replaceadd
>>737853483
>>737843104Id say give it until 2050 for a reveal trailer.
>>737853483I got the Dae mod collection off nexus and made a hulking 8' tall naked nord berserker that beat people to death with his bare hands and ive never had so much fun in all my life. That mod pack has nudity too so I gave him a 12" big swinging dick for extra keks. Idk, that "Hammerhand" line just reminded me about him... I might have to fire that mod pack up again. I miss Mr. RAPE TRAIN O-PAIN so much.
>>737832950The alessians followed a monotheic god(possibly shezzar).Akatosh is Marukhi invention.
>>737855320Skyrim vanilla armours look stupid save for the steel plate, elven/glass, ebony and daedric ones.
>>737858759Wait, didn't Alessia make a pact with Akatosh? And she died way before Marukh was even a sperm.
>>737831815>he kills people who lightly insult himThat's a bitch move.
>>737856065>>737856210>they believe Breton liesTypical ice for brains Nords
>>737859668
>>737842885>The Empire was actually turning the tablesNahThe Thalmor lost the Battle of the Red Ring but the Empire lost every battle against the Thalmor with tremendous casualtiesThe elves got shook at their losses and got everything they wanted anyway with the White Gold ConcordatThe Empire did not receive any help from Morrowind with House Redoran soloing the Thalmor plus their Argonian mercs in the region and High Rock was in the middle of political intrigue so the entire war effort was carried by Skyrim, Hammerfell and Cyrodiil
>>737859943Because is canon that the thalmor was literally abusing of vaermina's most sacred relic, her orb to scoop people's dreams and thoughts, and is how they always won.
So, are we going to Hammerfell or High Rock for ES6?
>>737831346"Go ahead, let them. I bet they've never even BEEN to the Cloud District."
>>737860093What, really? How does stealing peoples dreams help you win a war, or were they giving them nightmares and shit so the empire dudes were all tired from lack of sleep and stuff?
>>737860119Gonna be Skyrim 2, set 100 years after the events of Skyrim>you're still in a cart with prisoners heading to your execution>some important NPC was captured by the Empire>for some reason Alduin has returned>you weave your way inside the fort, cave and onto Riverwood 100 years later>dragons are back and you're tasked of informing the Jarl of Whiterun>you're also the Dragonborn though unrelated to the original>also Serana is back and hasn't aged a day
>>737859238he made that up
>>737860513Because the thalmor was literally abusing the Orb to learn where every single legion outpost, troop position and even the number of people were at outposts and towns.They were literally using Vaermina to glow in the dark to win.Literally a remove fog of war cheat and abusing of every daedric relic like the fucking ayleids.
>>737860513Vaermina's orb is basically Palantir, the Thalmor used it to spy Empire positions and possibilities giving them incredible tactical advantageThey're also the only faction who fights in a 'modern' combined arms in a sense with every soldier being a spellsword backed by heavy magic, artillery, archer spam and Bosmer chaff (who are also archerspamfaggots)The Empire fights like a generic Roman army in 1BC with some magic
>>737860119both>>737860583>>also Serana is back and hasn't aged a daythis but Lydia instead
Also Redguards are useless in frontline combat and their main advantage is gorilla/asymmetric warfare while Nords prefer mindlessly charging to the front though they can be drilled into formationBretons prefer ranged, magic and cavalry but their dukes and lords were busy squabbling with one another that only a few lent their armies to the Empire
>>737860728Lydia will be buried next to Skyrim's Dragonborn whom the player will fight as a penultimate boss fight to gain the Dragon Elder scroll
>>737860691>>737860681I gotchyu Thanks, guys. That all makes sense. I've played all the TES games but have a tenuous grasp on lore and even most of the daedra or their artifacts.
>>737832847Some of it is alright
>>737853448No hotdogs lips so its wrong
>>737860847Lydia is Kyne, where Shor goes, she is beside him.
>>737860847holy kinowill she rise and fight alongside him like the end of Dragons Dogma?>>737861143based, i also subscribe to this theory it's not a theory it's fact
>>737857173didn’t he die? I don’t think that qualifies as getting away with it
>>737840663Does anything happen if I get 50 banana stickers? How about 100?
>>737861265Alfred Molina had the most badass death for a Tharn, sucks that his daughter is still frozen in time at oblivion thanks to molag kena, and technically, if she ever returns, she is still Empress.But the fact that Jagar pretty much ruined the street cred of the Tharn clan, plus that she is time displaced, probably puts her return in Jeopardy.And seriously though, Milf Battlemage Empress Clivia is sex
Mark my words we will get Amazon’s TES before a proper sequel.
>>737863228God it will look so fucking ass if they make it live action
>>737833136If someone came into my Store dressed like that, I'd make fun of them, too.And I'd laugh when they said they made it themselves.
>>737856065>He believes Tiber gro-Septim was a nord
>>737858759Shezzar is forgotten in Alessian monotheology. It's why he's twice venerated by the Marukhati
>>737831346Sex with an uppity Altmer brat must be heavenly.
>>737856665this but unironically. she's much cuter.
for me, it's well dressed dark elf women
>>737865025>Kuroinu is 14 years old nowGrim.
>>737861050Ehl o ehl
>>737867019Peak
>>737831550The difference is that the high elves are actually of divine lineage
>>737861265He died in an unrelated magical implosion
>>737859109Modding is cheating so I avoid it
>>737867857>cosmetic mods are cheatingLoL, lmao evenMaybe with your int stat its best you don't try installing mods.
>>737868349That's still cheating
>>737868935My cosmetic mods make the game harder (I can't play properly while masturbating)
>>737865025Did that one guy making Kuroinu Rebellion ever finish the game? I thought it was promising.
>>737865025I agree.
>>737839934I like Faralda's FDE backstory. She literally hates Thalmor with every fiber of her being and think Altmeri should be better than this. To the point she tries to pick a fight with Elenwen if they are in the vicinity of one another.
>>737834601>and theyre going to win in the endignoring all of MK's own writings about the goal of mundus and all his silly 5th era writings and how there are cucked high elves are STILL hopelessly fighting the world-refusals of walk-brass
>>737833471>cause she has the DCAU Wonder Woman voicedid you know Lynda Carter was married to the Zenimax President and did voicework for morrowind, oblivion, skyrim and fo4
>>737871034>female Nord in MorrowindOh, so she's responsible for making my ear drums bleed in combat
>Altmer know they are better than everyone else>Dunmer know everyone else is worse than they are
>>737873652You still have SOME face after a dunmer calls you nwah, if an altmer demeans your race and you let him off scot free you deserve your magickal school shut down and your teachers flogged.
>>737873854but he is
>>737873652Didn't Morrowind got overrun by a bunch of argonian tribals? They even had to relocate their capital lol and their cultural hero went out for the cigarettes just to not have to deal with d*nmer
>>737875168Morrowind got fucked back to back over the course of 20 years>events of Morrowind (Corprus and the rest of Dagoth's nonsense)>Oblivion crisis (wherein the Empire withdrew most of its support back to Cyrodiil and left the provinces fend for themselves)>Red Mountain's Eruption being the greatest natural disaster ever>less than a year after that the Argonians invaded and were fended off by the chads of house Redoran
>>737831346It is a coping mechanisim for their inferiority complex.
>>737876056Coping for what? Tiber needed Numidium to even attempt to conquer mer realms and the second empire showed weakness they got pounced on by Svperior Aldmer
>>737876218Did you just ask why the side that lost has an in ferority complex?The answer was in the question.
>>737865025I would allow her to have sex with me
>>737831346>They say the same thing when you walk in with their clothesStupid elves.
>>737835248The horns make it goated
Seen any elves!?
>>737856527Close enough?
>I'm not your pet xeno, mon-keigh
>>737833136Why is he wearing the horns of a cuckold?
>>737834601Post sponsored by the TIDF (Thalmor Internet Defense Force).
>>737873854the funniest thing about playing ESO post main mq with a male is that his daughters are literally throwing at your feet But Naryu is still the best dunmer pussy ever
>>737875168Nope. Despite the Dunmer being at the literal lowest point in history, and the Argonians coming off of their highest, the Argonians still lost.Since there's no mention of House Dres losing Great House status despite the entirety of their territory sharing a land border with Black Marsh, it can be safely assumed that the Argonians didn't manage to keep basically any land worth note.
>>737833136I can see why the elves laugh at you, Bjorn.
>>737881726The argonians were literally riled up not by the hist, but the thalmor.hence the creation of the An-Xileel, said government also had the shadowscales facility shut down for no reason.
>>737831550All elves in TES are Semitic in some way (well except Bosmer, I can't quite resolve that one)It comes down to the philosophical split on whether "reality is terrible I want to go back to the prison realm" is something they believe or have some evolution of belief of (the Altmer are the most "merish" mer, and are real life gnostics but ironically inverted in that Auriel is more like the demiurge despite Lorkhan being the "flawed" creator)They think "reality" is the prison, but don't realise that the "dawn" of "unity" is in fact the maximum security padded walls psych ward Despite this, the Dunmer in the know are correct, that it's "a prison" but that's meant to be a test, so you can tunnel out into the real worldNords in a mirror to Altmer, are the most "Lorkhanic" mannish men, but too much so, they're the AB shot caller that's enjoying shanking lames in the yard TOO much, and have forgotten that they were supposed to get out (they're still "special" enough to Shor that he scoops them up for the final/first battle at the end of every Kalpa)
>>737853530I don't he's a fraud. There is only Shezarr.
>>737882189Lorkhan clearly rebranded as Talos. Even the elves know it.
>>737831753If you knew anything about the actual metaphysics, religions, and philosophy of real life or the game you'd know just how wrong you are. Instead you look at surface level cultural aesthetics and conclude that >They're magic sci-fantasy crystal spire toga greek japanese xd and ummm they like have some vaguely proto-italoceltic namesThey're literally spot on transplants of real life "esoteric" kabbalistic "gnostic" "judaism"
>>737882159It's less "Real world" with the Dunmeri and the Psijic Endeavour, and more "New World".
>>737831346They've fallen right into my trap, and played directly into my game
>>737841998I'd suck it, haha what now you d-dumb knifeear
>>737831346Rape correction.
>>737882365I suppose yes; but it's confusing using the "prison" analogy that the real world they inhabit is the "prison"
>>737842910Is that a bad thing, given the current state of bethesda?
>>737882159>that it's "a prison" but that's meant to be a test, so you can tunnel out into the real worldI always found this trope really lame and gay. I'll take the Nords simple attitude over this quasi-intellectual self-masturbatory retarded faggotry any day.
It's funny how Nord males in Skyrim have a high chance of marrying a non-Nord wife or have a non-Nord female partnerNord women are less desirable outside maybe of beast races
