Gamer in life, gamer in death, ain't I right?
>>737832070For some reason, I hate the idea of being buried within anything resembling a commercial IP.Imagine being memorialized by consumption.
We will all die someday
>>737832070For me it's the kiss kasket
>>737832170It literally doesn't matter, the human race isn't worth more than a single bacteria. We senselessly live and senselessly die. That's all there is to it.
That oughta do it!
>>737832070what does the M stand for?
>>737832070In USA Luigi buries you.
>>737832283>not calling it a kissket
>>737832070The perspective on that Mario logo looks kinda off. Probably AI generated slop.
>>737832170Would you rather be buried with iconography of your pharaoh or king or master?
>>737832070Tinha que ser no Huequistão
>>737832070>gamers>actually ever livingheh good one
>>737832315morgue
>>737832070gamers dont die, they respawn
>>737832315in your case "Mongoloid"
>>737832070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI
Post the "super shame" copypasta
>>737832305speak for yourself, I'm going to live
>>737832170You're missing the bigger picture. You could put anyone you want in one of these. Literally curse them for eternity.
>>737832070caskets are for fags. who cares if maggots devour your corpse, you're already dead.
>>737832730Caskets are for the living and not for the dead. But you are still technically correct since everyone living is a fag.
>>737832070I will never understand spending a ton of money to bury somebody. I agree with Diogenes, throw me outside the city limits and let the land reclaim my corpse.
>>737832305the jews really did a number on you
>>737832070Focus, M
>>737832865idk man there is always that 0.1% chance some witch/wizard will someday unearth my skull and use it as a cool desk prop.
>>737832935people pay for their own funerals with their own money, they dont usually need it when they are dead.
>>737832070
>>737832935It's a coping mechanism. The grief is so immense, the parents need that feeling of doing something for their child to ease the pain. It's not that complicated.
>>737833080I lost at nightmare mode, fuck.
>>737832935funeral companies are a lot like wedding planners - they capitalize on the emotional instability of the market and they all collude to fix pricesits also illegal to bury someone in the wild since it presents a public health riskthere are companies who offer to bury your loved ones in the open and plant an apple tree on top of you, but its probably pretty expensivecremation is the cheapest and most civic sensible option
>>737832070NINTENDO! EXHUME THAT CORPSE!
>>737832935funerals are a good chance for people to reconnect and reflect in the face of deaththey're extortionate but serve a good social function, and are certainly not for the dead.
>>737833080>didn't unspoiler before taking the screencapbased retard
>>737832309kek
>>737833080Fuck, I laughed just reading it
>>737832070I went to a Harley-themed funeral recently. Half the town was there. Somehow it wasn’t cringe, but a Nintendo funeral would be.
>>737833345>plant an apple tree on top of you>letting plants consume you even in deathJesus christ that is fucking horrible
>>737833573>funerals are a good chance for people to reconnect and reflect in the face of death>they're extortionate but serve a good social function, and are certainly not for the dead.You can have the funeral without all the cost though, don't even actually have to have the ashes or anything, just say the box in the corner filled with whatever is their remains.
>>737832935I want to be buried next to my wife. I want people in 200 years to know about our love.
>>737832070>agp coffin
>>737832352It looks real. It's clearly a white plate attached to the body of the coffin.
>>737833797>I want to be buried next to my wife. I want people in 200 years to know about our love.Eventually they'll sell your little burial plot to the next guy, they can do that you know.
>>737833797Risking that some necrophilia bull is going to fuck the corpse of your wife.
>>737832070SOMEONE POST THAT LITTLE FAGGOT PRICK ALREADY
>>737832070I’m Wario!
>>737832935you've never experienced the death of someone you love more than yourself
>>737834070>you've never experienced the death of someone you love more than yourselfSure have, still didn't splurge on the funeral. It's stupid. Control your emotions, don't let them control you.
>>737833979
>>737834070if you loved someone. you would put that money toward furthering a cause they believed in
>>737832070nintendo C&D when?
>>737833345>funeral companies are a lot like wedding planners - they capitalize on the emotional instability of the market and they all collude to fix pricesAin't that the truth. The whole "industry" is super fucked up. There are decent people working in it, but the most wholesome business is pretty predatory.You wanna feel like shit, read about stillborn and child cremations and funerals. Cremation itself is often free in those cases, or local charities and governments will often offer to pay for stuff, but the funeral homes try hard to upsell people on shit and make it sound like you HAVE to do the stuff they offer. They talk a lot about "dignity" and "respect" for the dead, but often show little to the living.
>>737834070nah my dad died a year ago and felt the exact same way about death, he wanted the cheapest proceeding available
>>737832315Murdered
>>737834416>Cremation itself is often free in those casesthere was a big thing years ago about people switching to cremation and casket companies getting fucked because of it, so now they sell "urns" that are like $4000 as your option
brazillians funeral are fun
>>737832070I'm not defined just by one of my hobbies. I'm a more complex person than that. >>737832170This too. I don't even like having a LEVIS tag on my jeans, much less a corporation on my coffin.
Super shame
>>737832191Speak for yourself. I haven't died yet.>>737832319jej>>737832335kek>>737832935Just bury me in a plain pine box. If you really wanna spend the money make it varnished. Don't really need much more. Though a Dracula style coffin would be cool, but I'd probably enjoy that more alive than dead.
>>737834372Brazil is probably one of the worst places for that. Sure they can buy whoever they want but try actually getting that enforced.
>>737833735I don't see an issue with it. It's rather poetic. From death sprouts life. I'm more partial to the idea of donating my body for use in research or education, partly because it derives a use for my inert corpse, but partly because I like the idea of making a classroom full of undergrads acutely aware of their mortality. Maybe I'll pre-record a message addressing them, if only to make the experience of seeing my innards splayed out on an operating table more surreal.
one zelda casket please
>>737833797>I want people in 200 years to know about our love.kek, last year my city relocated a graveyard, moved the corpses around and some of them disappeared, some of them werent even buried for more than 10 years
>>737834194Why bother lying? Just don't reply next time.
when I'm dead just throw me in the trash
>>737835103delet this, you stupid fucking nigger
>>737832305Holy buck broken
>>737832070Would a Wario themed one be a cardboard box or pure gold sarcophagus?
>>737832305>It literally doesn't matter, the human race isn't worth more than a single bacteria. We senselessly live and senselessly die. That's all there is to it.
>>737832364I'd rather be known for my service to a higher power, i.e. God, rather than to sinful humans.
>>737835103that's a cute image! what does that machine do, does it 3d print candies and bunnies?
>be buried in a Mario coffin>Nintendo lawyers dig up your grave and sue your corpse for posthumous copyright infringement
>>737832070i remember a photo with some russian gravestone stylized after a pc with dota 2dude was a zoomer and died at the war shit's really grim
>>737832935My mama said the same and I think the same, but I'd never do that to her.
>>737833678>Harley-themedDavidson or Quinn?
>Yoshi coffinWhat if it was shaped like an egg haha
>>737832070I think anyone who actually identifies as a gamer is better off dead anyway.
>>737832420This
>>737832070Nintendo will sue them to death.
>>737832865Personally I want my body to be consumed by a tree or some kind of cool plant. Rather than bugs. The insect world seems scary and brutal. Or god forbid, the worst fate of all, becoming a pointless grass lawn in a cemetery. Isn't it weird to think that your body used to be parts of other living creatures?
>>737836489>becoming a pointless grass lawn in a cemeteryDon't worry, the grass is fake.The embalming fluids would kill real grass but they promised they're good for you.
>>737832315In your case, Muttgolem
>>737832305Then kys, faggot.Just because you don't see any value in YOUR life, doesn't mean we don't have something to live for. You should fucking leave your room and touch some grass, maybe then you'll see what life has to offer.
>>737835103Just for posting that pic your body will never decompose, the earth, its insects and life will utterly reject you. May you never find peace even in death
>>737836050kek
>>737832070Gimme a From Software coffin.>>737832305Here's your average lefitist. Fucking faggots I swear.Life is beautiful and meaningful.
>>737835993Not CS:GO? Even crazier
>>737832170you'd be surprised at how much of the population defines themselves in terms of the media they consume and mistake that for personality
Your funeral will never be DMCA'd by Nintendo. Why even live.
>>737832070This is revenge for that Super Mario supermarket, being sued to hell by Nintendo isn't it?Good luck retaining your moral highground if you start fucking with people's last will and testimony, Nintendo...
the yoshi one should be an actual egg.
>>737833345burial is an irresponsible way to dispose of bodiesgraveyards take up a huge amount of land and contribute significantly to groundwater pollution
>>737832420Not me, I believe in Uninstallogy.
>>737832315You're looking at it upside-down, it's actually 'W' for 'Wumbo'
>>737836786That he hasn’t killed himself yet means he already holds there’s a reason to keep living, much like everyone else here. He’s just a pseud LARPing as a dejected passive nihilist to sound clever, but he mistakenly assumes that life lacking an objective, cosmic purpose somehow means that humanity is worthless and there’s no reason to keep living. I’m surprised he didn’t add that love is just a bunch of biochemical reactions or some other reductive shit, as if it’s a profound insight that should dramatically change the way we perceive interpersonal relationships.
SO LONG GAY SHANE
I will cremate myself and put my ashes in a Yoshi egg.
>>737837921>>737834512>>737833345Cremation erases your 'soul'. Removes you from samsara. however you want to phrase it - your energy won't go to other living things who you will be a small , living part of (as you are now made up of various organisms who contributed their energy to fuel you.) you're just deleting yourself forever if you cremate.
who the fuck would choose toad
>>737838510>Fire beats soul typeI don't think this is accurate when looking at Pokemon
>>737833735>afraid of being sproutedFound the mexican
>>737837332>lefitist???I don't know how edgyboys are lefti-, sorry lefitists. Sounds like you want to make everything about your American culturewar shit.
>>737838510if you're not a pajeet or a white girl then you shouldn't be believing these things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP_7eYsOpM
>>737838908>Sounds like you want to make everything about your American culturewar shit.welcome to post-gamergate /v/
I'm just gonna donate myself to a body farm or medical testing or something. Shit's free and I ain't letting the jews make one cent off my death.
>>737832315Macaco.
>>737839116Alas goy, they're going to use that as an excuse to traffic your organs. House always wins I'm afraid
>>737832070I mean this just makes me sad. These are probably intended for children. It's not about le heckin' capitalist consumption branding or whatever, the design is obviously intended for actual kids who were fans.
>>737835103That's a sus looking 3d printer
>>737832070>even Yoshi>evenWhat is this even implying? Yoshi is a more popular character than fucking Toad.
>>737839041https://youtu.be/TSgEk8xpb5E?si=gtYqV5YVaSioOeKR
>>737832070Which pokemon do you want on your tombstone?
>>737838510I don’t see why I should want to be integrated into or reincarnated as the microbes feasting on my corpse. I must’ve hit the jackpot by being born a human, so it can only be downhill from here on out. I don’t mind knowing that I’ll cease to exist once I die, and that’s probably what’s going to happen to me whether I choose to believe in exotic Eastern religions or not.
>>737833735>even Is this implying plants are somehow consuming you in life?
>>737839456I don't think the dead kids care if they get buried in a BING BING WAHOOO coffing or a normal one
>>737838908Are you retarded? Give me a single right-wing ideology that believes what he said. You can't.
>>737839871What, you don't take your child shopping for their own coffin and have them help plan out their funeral?
>>737839654Gardevoir so I can bring her with me to the afterlife like a pharaoh.
>>737839871They might be terminally ill and choose their own coffin, or they were fans in life and their family thinks they would have liked it. I know this place is filled with antisocial troglodytes but this can't be that hard to understand right?
>>737832070I want to be buried 6 deep inside Princess Peach.
>>737839654>8 years old...oh
>>737838510Wrong, cremation turns your soul into a vapor so you can reincarnate as a cloud or plant or something. Our indo-aryan ancestors knew this.
>>737838286kek
>>737839419In all likelihood I'll die alone and it'll be days or weeks before anyone finds my rotting corpse, at which point my organs will no longer be viable for transplant.
>>737839654Lil dude was 8 years old. dont make fun of his pokemon
>>737840206would it be more or less sad if an adult had the same grave, do you think
>>737840032>They might be terminally ill and choose their own coffinyeah timmy, we know you don't want to die but let's go shopping you know, see what they have. Maybe something will catch your eye you knowthis shit is even more cynical, thanks
>>737838510Sounds good, when can I start
>>737839654>8 year old uncDamn rip lil unc, if only you knew how shit pokêmon would get before it got good
For me, it's going to be a sky burial in the local McDonald’s parking lot.
>>737840379Never too early
>>737840362Good thing they're not doing it for you, faggot
>>737840273sad in a pathetic way if adult. Whereas this is sad in the actual sense.
>>737840580good cause I'll be dead
>>737840273Children aren't expected to have dignity in the same way as adults do, because it's a complex social concept. This is why kids being silly and cringe is funny, and why teenagers are expected to fuck stuff up: because, fuck this sounds stupid but bear with me, this is how we learn to be humans.Straying from the topic a little, being stupid and cringe while you're young and can get away with it is good and healthy and required for normal development. This is because 'maturity' is about developing the capability to reflect on your actions and how they affect your place in the world and how you feel about that. Some people don't develop that mental muscle, either through brain chemistry reasons (autism) or just being morbid fuckups somehow (Chris-chan).
>>737838558>Are you asking for death from Hatsune Miku?
>>737838949It's not spiritual, this is about as practical as it gets. Right now, the entity you think of as yourself is made of of a bazillion of pieces of matter sourced from millions of different plants and animal sources. Your body, your energy, it all came from those creatures dying, you eating them, and your body growing. You are not a new product of this cycle, it's been going for billions of years. Your consciousness isn't some sudden magical emergence from the void it was built up by these contributions. Originally by your mother's body and energy and the things she ate and then by you throughout your life as a person.
>>737832305I’m a rick and morty fanatic from venezuela and this is my post
>>737840989I feel the need to object you putting Chris-chan, the dark lord of autism, in the 'other' category.
>>737839692>I must’ve hit the jackpot by being born a humanIt only feels that way because memories and ego don't transfer over but the literal fact is that you were parts of other living things before you were you, as were they, and as you will be again when you die. You're not a new arrival on earth. your pieces have always been here my nigga.
>>737841193Fair, but I object to saying he was a fuckup just because of his brain chemistry. You and I both know of the, putting it delicately, external factors that were afoot.Brings me to another point, actually: being cringe and stupid and getting it out of your system, only works as long as it can be forgiven and more-or-less forgotten. Social media and the tech panopticon is the devil.
>>737841248>memories and ego don't transfer overSo why should anyone care? Nutrients are fungible. A dead rabbit will break down into the same constituent elements as a human. It's not any form of immortality or "living on."
>>737832070is a coffin the most rebel funeral option? you still slowly fall apart inside them but you also end up bringing along a piece of long-deteriorating garbage as if to say 'fuck this earth'
>>737841554The most rebel option would be dying on your enemy's property so they have to deal with your corpse.
>>737838558>HaLuNe IkU
>>737841390Certainly, many dominos in that collapse. I'm not disagreeing with your central point, either. I do wonder how gen Alpha will turn out in ten or so years, having mainlained cringe culture from the womb. I speak as an early zoomer who has had his own adolescent retardation immortalized on the internet, and I'm sure it contributed to me becoming a bit of a psycho.
>>737841440Law of identity and being are both spooks. Start with Heraclitus (PBUH). Also, racial memories are real.
>>737832283If that's the original, it doubles as a beer cooler so you can use it until you die. I think it also played Detroit Rock City
>>737841554The coffin is the good goy option. My uncle died recently and the family spent 40 grand on the fucking metal box they buried in the ground. They even buried him next to a jew. Just throw my body into the ocean, I ain't falling for this bullshit.
Fucked me up when I found out a plot costs money. What do you mean I have to pay rent when I'm dead?
>>737832305It's funny how in another 20 years this will be seen as the in vogue thing to say again like it was 20 years ago
>>737832070Bing Bing WaACK
>>737832070> You gain access to the funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 5 million dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting,> smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, no> bathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.> Can you do it?> >Medium mode:> The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"> - prize raised to 10 million dollars> > > >Hard mode:> All of the above, plus the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level as a tribute and they'll make the sound effect themselves, all 100% serious> - prize raised to 50 million dollars> >Impossible mode:> All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW owowoWoW and game over Mario 64 sounds, being placed in a little mushroom-shaped urn> - prize raised to 1 billion dollars> >Nightmare mode:> All of the above, plus a man dressed as Wario shows up to sing "My heart will go on" as tribute, with the Wario Voice, while they scrape the ashes into the urn> - prize raised to 5 billion dollars> >Shane must die mode:> All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues> - prize raised to 10 billion dollars + you'll receive 30% of Shuntaro Furukawa's salary for the rest of your life
>>737841818>They even buried him next to a jew.And? Everyone's equal in death. We all end up dancing the Danse Macabre sooner or later.
>>737841887You need a plot with a headstone that specifies RIP, otherwise when the time comes you'll be drafted into the Great Skeleton War.
>>737841595Nah, die in a water tank so thousands of people drink your corpse juice.
>>737841817>it doubles as a beer cooler so you can use it until you die. I think it also played Detroit Rock CityIf true now I really want to know if Dimebag's funeral ended up being a party.
>>737833080>>737833596>>737841919>>737841938Where do you people get your ideas???
>>737841938I have a completely flat affect so I'm gonna be rich.
>>737841919I have never been able to read this without bursting out laughing. I fail every time. I just hear it in his voice and cadence.
>>737832935What if someone then has sex with your dead corpse? And he gives you a blow job?
>>737841969Don't threaten me with a good time
>>737841969Or become a superhero, then you'll need a headstone that says BRB.
>>737838510So if I'm buried and there's a fire that burns down the plants and trees that sprouted from my corpse my soul is also destroyed? How far does this go? Will the sun going supernova burning the earth to cinder erase every human soul? Asking legitimately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzgSsGvH0QI
>>737842670>Will the sun going supernova burning the earth to cinder erase every human soul?Of course not, the giant dung beetle that rolls the sun across the sky will get it out of the way before it explodes.
>>737832283>>737832335A kissket, a casket
>>737838510God I wish that weren't me
>>737839654>"How're they hangin mate.">Doesn't have a question mark at the end.>Used his school photo.Christ, what'd he die from? Neglect from his meth addled parents? What the fuck do they mean by "Inspirational memories" anyway?
>>737842670You become part of the earth’s innate matter that will be used after Ragnarök when Líf and Lífþrasir repopulate the aryan race and usher in a new golden age.
>>737841440It's literally, literally living on. You go on to continue being alive.Think about it sequentially: before you were born, what would become you existed as parts of other living things. Those parts eventually assembled and became you, right?So... You are not a spontaneous existence. You may not have the memory of being a cow that was part of a patty in a burger you ate, but without it and all the other contributors you would not exist.Denying that the same thing happens to your own body after death is folly. New existences will emerge using your parts. You are still part of life just as you are now and were before your birth.
>>737838510>Be not of the flesh. >WTF YOUR PHYSICAL BODY IS SO IMPORTANT YOU CAN'T CREMATE IT.
>>737842970Anon he was eight, what would *you* have put on the slab. And so help me if it's something stupid and wacky.
>>737840989Isn't it more cruel to rip away their chance to attain dignity even after death?
>>737832070I want to be buried in an unmarked grave in the middle of the desert. I want no one to know where it is.
>>737839654:(
>>737843176I would have spelt that shit correctly. "How're they hangin' mate?"
>>737843195>their chance to attain dignity even after deathLeaving it a little late by then...
>>737835986
>>737843269*sheathes anime sword* This is acceptable.
>>737843292Did they hire Asians to dress as Mario and Luigi? What is this?
>>737832315Muerto
>>737843269It's a quote from a dead 8 year old. Are you gonna blame him for bad grammar cause he died before learning it school?
>>737843501You could always be buried next to him. Headstone reading 'I'm With Stupid ---->'
>>737832170>>737834606Why would anyone care about the coffin the buried in? You'd be dead
>>737843173I only mentioned soul and samsara metaphorically. Call it essence, call it rejuvenation or biomatter recycling or whatever you want. Turning into a bunch of carbon ash means you'll disperse into the wind through a crematory chimney.
>>737840491I want to be launched from a catapult into a posh suburb and ruin some upper middle-class faggots' afternoon
>>737843692okay but what if my biomatter sucks
Land burials are shit, even if you bought a plot and a coffin and get buried, chances are in a couple hundred years some property developer is going to buy up the land, dig everything up to build new slop copecages for the 20billion people living on earth by then.When I die just throw my body into the ocean, and let the fishes claim what is left of me.
>>737832170I'm with Diogenes on this one. It doesn't matter what happens to my meat once I'm dead, throw it to the wolves for all I care
>>737843686I care about the people I'd be leaving behind, which is why I'd like to be sent off in a vaguely classy way. Like leaving specific instructions to be dressed up in a big clown outfit with a rainbow wig might be hilarious when you're writing it while off your tits on ketamine at 3am ... but your grieving parents and relatives might not have the same outlook.
>>737843896You know dolphins fuck corpses, right? It's what happened to Bin Laden.
Me, I'd like my ashes scattered somewhere public, but I don't think they really do that for obvious reasons ... nobody wants bits of dead guy blowing around with litter and stuff. I'll probably end up in a jar somewhere, which, although I'd enjoy the peace and quiet, might get boring.
>>737843896Vikings had it right with their ship burial + cremation.
>>737843956Well, maybe if they bust out the special K they'll come around to it.
>>737844020kek, and you know this because?
>>737835986>>737843292
>>737832315manjina
I'm going to die in space, my body will drift aimlessly for eternity
>>737844226Have fun walking a gajillion miles when judgement day hits and you come back to life
>>737844296Jesus has admin and can tp thoughbeit
>>737844131My dad is in the navy. Well, Old Navy, but still.
>>737844296And what about people buried, would they revive inside the casket? Anyway I'd just find an asteroid and use it for impulse, space has no friction so I'd eventually reach earth
>>737844472Yes, Kill Bill style.
>>737832315Mori.
>>737835986>>737843292Anyone got the Super Shane Super Challenge?
>>737832070Thinking about what kinda fucked up funeral you'd get with a Wario or Waluigi coffin.
>>737832557>Sonichu coffinI wouldn't put my worst enemy in there.
>>737835753Mario isn't human, he's Italian.
>>737842676That's just so wrong I don't even know where to begin.
>>737844738All I know is that I'm glad the person inside it is dead.Waluigi fags must suffer.
>>737842676>I sleep in a Racing Car! Do you?
>>737844850Oh no you're right, something fucked up would happen to them in the afterlife. Not sure what exactly but damn it'd sure be somethin'.
>>737843545>getting an "I'm with stupid -------->" headstone and putting yourself next to a stranger'swould be pretty based
>>737844850You laugh, but when the dimensional merge happens the sonichu sarcophagus, the sonichophagus if you will, will be a real status symbol.
>>737832315sopa de Macao
>>737845084>when it happensIt happened already
>>737843745I'll collect through my body the most harmful diseases and as I die from them I shall climb into the water tower of a classy gated white libtard community to infect all of them.
>>737844947>
>>737843292i envy this kidmy lifes just been a downward spiral since like age 5would have saved my parents like 29 years of dealing with my schizo ass if id just gotten cancer or something
>>737842676The clip with the music just killed me lmaoMy opinion on that rests almost entirely on whether or not he asked for it though
>>737832070>Nintendo shows up>digs up macaco graves, scrapes off all the paint>leaves the coffins there>job well done, trademark protected
>>737842676That music lmaoI'm going to hell
Why is the goverment not allowing me to stuff my dead body inside a plush or just cut me up in enough pieces to just let me get buried inside my home in a plant pot or something.
>>737845776do u want rats cause thats how u get rats
>>737832305Go to church, dummy. If you are a "nihilist" and you eat food, you are picrel
>>737838102In Uninstallogy is Jesus the only guy who ever the Great Uninstall Wizard and was allowed to relaunch?
My plan is to donate my bones to an ossuary. I want my body to be part of a sick ass church
>>737846129im probably just gonna donate my body to science so college students can laugh at my tiny penis
>>737841887They can just donate your body to "science".
>>737832070shame this was publicised. nintendo prob sued next day.
>>737846193>corpse either get figuratively fucked by the graveyard landlord or actually fucked by the medical studentshit never ends
>>737832170Don't ask questions, just consoom coffin and get excited for the next one
>>737832140fippy bippy
>>737845514I'm sorry for having respect for the deceased.
>>737832315M O R T I S
>>737842676They should have given him cool shades.
>>737835986thank-a you so much-a for to playing my game...
>>737835986>go to pay respects>some turboautist nearby is trying to break a wall with his ass because he wants to gain speed as he intends to speedrun the whole thing
>>737841919i always lose it at >Shane>HEROICALLY>took his own life
>>737843059I don’t get how you extrapolated the existence of transcendent memories or an essence to life from the fact that all living things are made of biomolecules. If I take a hammer to a bat’s skull and devour its mashed-up gray matter, I don’t unconsciously gain its memories or subjective experiences, and it doesn’t live on through me. My body just breaks the gray matter down into water, amino acids, carbohydrates, lipids, and micronutrients, and utilizes these constituent parts to sustain itself irrespective of what living thing it consumed. You can view this as a dull interpretation that misses the forest for the trees, but that’s all goes on when we eat organic matter. It’s not mystical; it’s well-understood, even. Slotting in some shit about a living thing’s essence and memories continuing on through inert matter is unnecessary and impossible to prove empirically. Even thinking about it for 20 seconds is enough to get you to notice inconsistencies and irreconcilable ideas.>what is considered alive?>what decided which memories of a living thing are retained?>what even is an essence?>how would a bat live on through me, considering it can no longer echolocate as me?>how would a plant exist through me, or I through a plant?>what’s it like to be a plant?I can eat all the bat brain I want, but I’ll never become part-bat, nor will I get a glimpse of a bat’s qualia (if such a thing is even possible), and because the physical components that once made up the bat’s brain are mashed up and no longer function, they’re physically incapable of carrying out their previous role of retaining memories for those memories to transfer over to me. Just because a few molecules of water in my bottle may have been a part of the urine in some animal’s bladder millions of years ago doesn’t mean I’m drinking 0.001ppb dino piss.
>>737839654>barely made it to 8 years oldi came here to laugh, not to feel
>>737832070Why do you think I care what favela monkeys do?
>>737832315Morio
>>737837826Cause of death: Poison toadstool.
>>737847172>THAT BIG OL' FAHVE HUNDRID PAWND SUM-BITCH>BAUSER
>>737842676Man, that guy's real good at sitting still for the photo. Looks like a fun birthday party!
>>737842676https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgboNo-sjI
>>737846783Exactly the same for me.
>>737846352I think it was in the John Oliver show where I found out that donating your boady to "science" isn't necessarily just for medical students. They blew up a body with a bomb, so there's all types of "sciences" out there.
>>737847834>gets fucked by the mythbusters Shit never ends
>>737832070You hear that, haha fags? They're coming for you.
>>737846837I didn't mention transcendant memories, and life essence is just energy . No hippie mumbo jumbo is being discussed.I'm suggesting that you , and therefore your consciousness arose from that biomatter cycle and are part of it.Just as the cow in your hamburger lended protein and iron is now part of your left thigh muscle - that cow used to be conscious. And a weird crab shrimp 40million years ago used to be conscious. You didn't emerge from nowhere only to disappear when you die you've been in this blender forever.
>>737833596Nigger just use the other one, leaving the kids face amd name in it is a little distasteful, even by nu-/v/ standards. Th
>>737846129>>737846169Christianity vs. Atheism in a nutshell
if you think about it, shaneposting makes him immortalhe is remembered by every anon here
>>737832420I hope not. If things keep getting bad at the rate they have been forever, it'll be bad enough when I die, nevermind another run through the ringer.
>>737834070>Mom dies from cancer>Have to float on savings until life insurance pays out>End up burning through all of that life insurance money before the next windfall of cash and the estate STILL hasn't cleared out yet>Get together with the rest of the family to start planning her funeral>The cheapest cremation is literally four times less expensive than the cheapest burial>The funeral home has to finish their work to give you the death certificates to get money from life insurance payouts to pay the funeral home for their workOh yes I have. and after the experience, I went from insisting I should be buried to insisting on the absolute cheapest option.I miss my mom chat.
>>737850035I'm sorry anon, never understood why the government doesn't take care of burial expenses, no one should go through all of that after losing someone.
>>737834070Funerals are for the living, cremate and have a nice wake at your house.
>>737850301Because the government gets to triple or quadruple dip when someone dies, between court fees, surprise income taxes, inheritance taxes, reregistration of vehicles, sales tax on selling off all the shit the kids don't want, and on and on. Why pay when you can make money hand over fist?She wanted to be cremated so it wasn't against her wishes or anything, it was more that I'd been insulated against all the financials when my dad and grandparents died, so when it was my turn to take care of everything it was a huge shock to see how much every cost. I was lucky to have been squirreling money away every week for years leading up to her death, and even then I avoided bankruptcy by about a few hundred bucks.
thinking about death makes me genuinely schizophrenic I'm terribly afraid to cease existing
>>737851273Schizophrenia is just demonic influence and the real solution is the church, not experimental jew drugs.
>the real solution is giving your money and time to some random dude that decided he wanted to bullshit people for a living
>>737851273>I'm terribly afraid to cease existingYet you still go to sleep every night, curious.
>duuude church is when money hahaha wubba lubba dub dub!No one said anything about going to a disnpensationalist evangalical church you disingenuious retarded nigger.
>>737833596I can't even get through reading that pic without laughing like a hyena. No way I'd be able to do it in person without cheating by hiding a tack in my shoe or something.
>>737851273i consider it the worst best case scenario
>I need someone to tell me how to live and what to believe inlol
>>737844041What is Varg up to these days?
>>737851760When I sleep I still "dream", even if it's an imaginary amalgamation of whatever my brain is conjuring. But I know that I (am), either me or someone else, but there's a (me) that still exists.
>>737851887- Persona 1
>>737851838Reality and morality are subjective and mean nothing without the Truth.You clearly were raised in a church that a pastor was considered the ultimate authority and forgot Who was in charge, but make no mistake, Jesus flipped tables over usery when he was on earth and all will come to The Light. Fear Him.
I'm gonna respawn as an Indian aren't I
>>737848837The original post in the chain is literally talking about souls, samsara, and "energy." But regardless, the organic material of the body is converted to carbon dioxide and water vapor during the cremation process, and it does end up re-entering the biosphere. And even inorganic material is integrated into the bodies of various animals. It's all just atoms in the end.
>>737852108>the truth is a book that was taken from some scrolls, which rewrote even older storiesUh huh.And no, last time I went to church I was like 8 and only because I was promised a toy.Religion is fine, educating yourself on theology is the only good thing you can do, if there is a truth it is spread among all the ideas humans have had.The church, any church is an organization to make money and survive off of believers.
>>737852489>>the truth is a book that was taken from some scrolls, which rewrote even older storiesWhen studied, the prophecy of Jesus Christ is as statistically unlikely to be written off as coincidental plagiarism as the earth's existence in a finite universe as (((mere coincidence)))
>>737832420i read it in his voice
>>737852938That's not proof of legitimacy.Also, never understood why they paint Jesus as unique, his teachings are widely and often purposefully misunderstood, he was teaching the same thing gnosticism teaches, but that doesn't make him into a superstar the church can profit from, no, why teach people how to acquire gnosis when you can turn them into sheep.
>>737832315Miggers
>>737835753And what have you done for God?
I want to be stuffed and mounted in the family homeI want the great grandkids to be able to come and sit on my lap and say "wow he looks so life-like!"pose me like those Ronald McDonald statues on benches
>>737832070I'd rather just be cremated and blow away in the wind, if I die I want to be actually gone and not just rot like some meat slab in a coffin.
>>737851785the Vatican has waged literal wars over people not paying them enough in tithings
I'm probably going to die alone so I'm going to put some money aside to hire strippers to come to my funeral and pretend they're sad about my death while clapping their ass cheeks.
>>737852145Statistically speaking yes, you're likely to be reborn in Africa/India/Asia (the bad parts).
>>737832935Funerals aren't for the dead.
>>737832070SUPER SHAME
>>737833080>Wario shows upYeah I lose immediatly.
>>737853983Based
>>737842037Actually being original and funny instead of relying on AI or just going "nigger tranny nigger tranny".
>>737832070AND NINTENDO SWOOPS IN WITH A FUCK YOU LAWYER!
>>737852145>respawnno one tells him
>>737840273Whose to care? If I'm dead, I'm dead. If I want a cock as my gravestone, then so be it. If someone wants to cry about it, good for them, I'm too dead to give a fuck.>>737840989I think it would be as simple as "It was his favorite thing, let's do him/her the respect for their death". Also what's wrong with a "child at heart"? in being older? I think good maturity is being able to still have that childishness in your soul to feel alive and try to keep some hope in a world that can feel cold and uncaring.Also Chris-Chan is autism, he just had terrible parents/upbringing. If he were raised by decent parents, and had help from an Autism support group, he'd turn out ok (souce: me)
>>737853607>Also, never understood why they paint Jesus as unique,>>737853607>Also, never understood why they paint Jesus as unique,No one has ever said this that's worth their salt in reading the bare basics of Christian doctrine. You already know He's right because the Truth is ingrained into your soul. Many of the people like the greek philosophers are very likely in heaven with Him now.>>737853607>he was teaching the same thing gnosticismNo it's really not, because gnosticism is the prideful conceited attempt at superceding Jesus Christ that you dont really "need" God and is basically Judaism. Christian doctrine says pride, not money, is the root of all evil. (Obviously linguistically in english, I mean pride the sin, like believing you are better than to need to submit to God, not being pride the form of joy, like a family member or friend succeeding in something)>>737853916Not justifying the Vatican's greed but that is preferable to 30% of my paycheck going to israel.
>>737841938>Try Not To Laugh Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) mode:You have to listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vniPtX1PQ7g
>>737841948Based and Grounded pilled.Be ye King, Pesant, Cop or Crook. Mother, Father, Sister, Brother. President, Emperor, Dictator, Mayor, Councilman, guy on corner. Black, White, Red, Yellow, Green., Be ye poor, be ye rich, be ye 1%All, answer the call of the Angel of Death. For in their gentle embrace, is peace and finality.
>>737854946>Doubleclicked and didnt catch itFuck.
>>737854946Sure, but the church is not Jesus Christ, I'm not denying him but the organizations that profit from his teachings.
>>737832305Atheism really is cuck mentality kek
>>737855014>be ye 1%Well maybe not them much longer. These guys are throwing money at scientists to figure out how to convert the blood of the young into immortality for themselves.
>>737855043Yeah thats actually very fair nowadays. Like personally I lean Catholic and going to church helps my mental health, because it creates accountability, but no church is without its problems, and Im not saying you SHOULD go catholic by any means, but they have historically always been against judaism and zionism, and even though catholics are very globalist it's very preferable to the dispensationalism thats being pushed in prot churches.
>>737855110That's more nihilism than atheism but who cares
>>737850035I don't envy you anon. When my mom goes, I'll go to pieces.
>>737855421Its all Jewish sects anyways.
>>737851273The good part about dying is that you won't be aware of it since you'll either cease to exist, and thus cannot perceive it, or "you" are whisked away to whatever the afterlife is.Just enjoy the ride here on Earth man.
>>737855486You're usually aware that you're dying. You just stop being aware once you're dead.
>>737855186Who wants to live forever? Also don't poop on the gravitas of my post.
>>737835986>His name was Shane....>Shane Wayne
>>737855558That's what I was implying yes. The part where you "cease".
>>737832283Gene and Paul are so comically Jewish that I honestly respect it. https://youtu.be/01OyD52tXYk?t=23
>>737832070Who would want a Luigi coffin? You're not even the main character at your own funeral?
>>737855867>Can't you be a nice jewish boy?>I know you can't hide the hookffs I watched this before but now it's even funnier.
>>737832070bury me in the toad casket when I go bros
>>737852108two more weeks and rabbi yeshua is coming back brother
>>737855867>Comically jewishNiggers are selling air and actually bank on it.
>>737839116>donate my body and organs>jews won't profit off thislol lmao
>>737857205If you can think of it, Kiss has probably sold merchandise of it.
>>737856461>mark 13:26-30At least whites wont go extinct
>>737838558whoa wait a minute, free candles?
>>737842213>What if someone then has sex with your dead corpse? And he gives you a blow job?I mean at least i'll be good and stiff for it.
>>737843292I once got banned for this image. I'm glad you dared to post it, though.And if any of you zoomies are seeing it for the first time, it's at least 10 years old by now.
>>737832070>choose the Bowser coffin>wait a few monthsI AM THE LORD OF BONES!I AM THE SKULL KING!
My father wishes to be cremated when he dies. So I intend to get a fancy coffin for him and not cremate him just to spite him.But I don't think a metal box will cut it OP
