>"but I don't WANNA play a sovlful indie game!">"where is the next uninspired fotm extraction shooter?? I want it NOW!!"
>>737836603Name 5 indies from THIS year
Mouse PI For Hire is fun and soulful as fuck and you'll never never ever convince me otherwise.
there are literally no good video games left to play.
>>737836872Genuinely convinced AI was HEAVILY utilized in the making of that game. I don't know what it is about it.
>>737836945Don't care. Had fun.
I've only played mods for retro FPS and smaller publisher games this year.
>>737836806Slay the Spire 2Mewgenics (although barely indie as this was the most astroturfed videogame in history)S&boxResident Evil Requiem
>>737837164This is essentially the only sane way to game nowadays
>>737836603This is me (because I play way more games than /v/ and thus engage in far more variety, due to already having played so many retro and indie games)
>>737836603>implying indie games aren't uninspiredlmao
I have never ever played a shooter game in my life
>>737839062You sound unbelievably fucking gay
I've spent the last month playing nothing but slay the spire and satisfactory, so I'm probably just too autistic to relate.
>>737839062Doom is worth checking out.
>>737836603I look, dress, AND talk like this.
>>737836806Marathon is a very experimental indie game.Yeah they keep nerfing and making small meaningless changes to the game instead of adding basic features that any multiplayer videogame from 10 years ago had, but please understand they area a small company, give them a chance
>>737836603What is the correlation between your post and the picture of Farquaad from Shrek?
Shrek 1 is awesome
Shrek is highly overrated
Shrek is the ultimate "stay in your lane, never aspire to love a beautiful woman ever" psyop ever made.
>It's quiet.... Too quiet
haha short people le bad
>>737842806it workeda little too well, even
>>737843706Agreed
>What's your name?>Um, Shrek>"Shrek"? Wow. Are you from Europe?
Fun fact: Shrek trilogy came out in the same years as this trilogy (2001/2004/2007)
>>737842875The first movie really aged badly
>>737844229Yeah, so what?
>>737844257Nah
It's okay to not be physically attractive.You just can't be short.
Shrek owes a lot to Antz
>>737844458Wrong. I'm 6'2 and ugly and literally no one cares about me.
>>737836603https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTna6KVW3vg
Shrek The Third was the first movie that made me realize bad movies exist.
>>737844565>6'2He literally just said it's not okay to be short
>every indie>quirky platformer>farming/life sim>Earthbound inspired RPG>a Metroidvania>friendslop>chore sim
>>737844601I got that on dvd as a teen and don't think I laughed once
So did he die or not at the end of 3?
>>737844546I can't watch this movie anymore since I grew up and realized Woody Allen is the main character
>>737836806>Poke ALL Toads>OPUS: Prism Peak>Theta and Paralldox on Worldlines>TangyTD (RIP)>Sinker _Sound>Guns and Nuns: Storming Hell
>>737844886>Poke ALL Toadsthat game is pure distilled SOVL
>>737836603>sovlful indie>roguelike deckbuilder>metroidvania with soulslike elements>shitty spikes everywhere platformerYaaaay, indies so creative
I think the Kung Fu Panda sequels are dogshit. I liked the first movie, but not the sequels
>>737844965The game that single-handedly saved fairy-toad race relations.>>737844976Chrono Ark is pure, unfiltered KINO. A GOAT OST is all that's needed for an indie game to punch above its weight class.
The OGRE has fallen in love with the PRINCESS!
>>737837192>(although barely indie as this was the most astroturfed videogame in history)Sorry meant to post that about StS2
>>737837164What mods, anon?
>>737836806deltarunesilksongpizza tower dlc
Indie games are worse than the gayest fucking triple A slop possible. They have graphics that would put the fucking TurboGrafix 16 to shame and act like it’s fucking groundbreaking. They have stories ripped right from Reddit complete with names, places, scientific prospects, everything.The worst dogshit triple A like Fortnite at least looks half decent. Like a ps3 game. Meanwhile indies have yet to get passed ps2 graphics at BEST
Shark Tale is the most misunderstood DreamWorks film
>>737842152This scene made me who I am today
>>737842929Yes.They were prideful fools in a previous life so this is God's way of humbling their souls.
>>737839543DRAGON BELLY SEXO
>>737845713Estrogen trio
>>737844837he clearly lines right up with the hole in the tower buster keaton style
>>737846852It was gonna be either this or Bartok the Magnificent, huh.
>>737844886>Poke all toadsI like you anonYou can come round mine and play vidya anytime
>>737836603>the soulful indie game in question is another uninspired earthbound clone about depression
>>737842181You look like that >>737846946It's literally just a nerf because they would be way too powerful otherwise
>>737842152For me it was Veggietales when is 4chan going to support webm already? This shit's ridiculous
>>737850087this is the last place on the greater internet that has held out against webm and thank god for that, i hope it never fucking changes
>>737844315do you know what fun fact means you little bitch
>>737850203Yep fuck webm and fuck google
>>737850203>>737850087>>737850236you guys mean webp, right? webm's are actually nice and work here.
>>737850087>enter image board>people post videos
>>737836603>soulful indie titleAka rpgmakerslop, low poly tranny boomer shooter and spikeslop
>>737850291yes, sorryanon's retardation was so strong that I too fell victim to it rather than correct him
If you ignore Shrek 3 and the Kung Fu Panda sequels, they aren't a bad studio at all
>>737850291Yeah, half of the images that I wanna upload here end up being that grotesque format that won't upload here
>>737849667short kings btfo
>>737850661>see webp image>use snapshot and save as pngwow so hard
>>737850719>Download image>Upload>Upload error!>Check the end of the filename and it's fucking Webp>Have to go back to it and screenshot it
>>737836603>muh roguelite deckbuilder metroidvania with survival elements>soulfulIndie slop is still slop
>>737850719>savingthe worst part of webp is that you can't just directly copy and paste the image into the reply box like you can with jpg, png, gif, webm and mp4
>>737850820you never saved something and saw webp and thought to yourself "hmmm thats weird"?
>>737850883I don't see it's webp until it's time to use the image
>>73783660395% of "sovlful" indie games are uninspired metroidvanias about depression or some shit lets not kid ourselves
>>737850926>phone posterfound the problem
>>737851000Nope, using PC
>>737836806Slay the Spire 2. Expedition 33. Death Stranding 2. Baldur’s Gate 3. Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Call of Duty: Black Ops 7.
>>737850926>>737851006i know what this anon is talking about, fucking wikia and all the other wiki type sites now serve you what you think is a jpeg or png, it even shows as such in the address bar, and the original file someone else uploaded is that, but then when you download it it's wrapped in a fucking webp anyway
>>737845089Never seen any of those movies, just jerked off to the girls.
>>737851349Watch the first one and then quit
>>737849629After he went through the hole, did his body just stand there or go flying?
>>737836603Most indie games are unplayable shit. Even those that are rated highly by media.
>>737837192>Resident Evil Requiem>indie
>>737843806The "I need a hero" sequence from Shrek 2 is still amazing.
>>737844257Shrek 1 looks great. Fiona looks fantastic compared to what Pixar was trying to put together. The Duloc scenes are purposefully artificial because it's making fun of Disney. Everything else is a lot more organic.
>look for indie games>survival crafting>deck-builder>'survivor'-type game>Earthbound-inspired>'boomer-shooter'>quarter-finished open-world early access RPG>game that had potential, but was dropped by devI want indie games, but there's too much shit in the pile to find anything good.
>>737846619Fuck you for reminding me that this nigger movie exists
>>737836603I don't like 2D games, with some exceptions I also pretty much only play fantasy RPGs I also don't play any game with a female leadIndie games suck when it comes to my autistic chud tastes.
Shrek 2 on the PS2 was so much fun
>>737853765
>>737842152imagine...
>>737858080rubbing her belly afterwards?
>>737858395from the inside
>>737836603>Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice Israel is willing to make.
>>737858428based future dragoness ass-fat giving everyone else something to enjoy
>>737851165This. So. Much. This.
>>737844546>Anonymous has his first encounter with a falseflag operation
shrek is drek
>>737836603>sovlful indie game!"Doesn't exist. Indie games are all trash
>>737836603Indie games are for trannies
bullying short people isn't funny
>>737858891I mean it kind of is though, short jokes are funnyAnd I say that being a manlet myself
>>737858668omg dude shut the fuck up. never speak again
>>737858668wwhy shrek is piss. why shrek is piss
>>737858929>short jokes are funnyyou mean "brevity is the soul of wit"
>>737858929it's way too mean spirited in shrek, in a movie that's supposed to be about how you shouldn't judge people by their looks
>>737836603I just want a game that I can honestly enjoy, (and put 1000+ hours in without getting bored). Gaming is shit now, but I don't know anything else.
>>737853442Well its not a portal so it would be A in this case
>>737850213It wasn't fun
>>737844976>shitty spikes everywhere platformerWhat's wrong with this
>>737859037>I just want a game that I can honestly enjoy, (and put 1000+ hours in without getting bored).Elona+, Elin, Kenshi, and Rimworld.
>>737859031Lord Farquaad represents Disney, not short people.
>>737844546Why would I watch this mid shit when the real ant kino was released contemporarily?
>>737844229>big green man who saves the dayholy shit
>>737859037What about factorio?
>>737860445Pic unrelated?
>>737845428Death Wish and Marrow's newer versions came out for Blood this year. Highly recommend both, but Death Wish if you only have time for one is great.There was a remake of some literally who build engine FPS called Mystique Ages of Time. I didn't really like it but it's worth mentioninghttps://zykoveddy.itch.io/mystique-ages-in-timeAlso went through AMC Squad again. It's got its peaks and valleys, really high ones and really low ones.
