There is a Maractus
>>>/vp/
There sure is
>>737843328In your living room
there's a few showdown users who need to be impaledand pokemon too I guess
Cute cactuses!
>>737843328>mono grass>lame abilities>shit statsI want to like it, but it doesn't let me.cute design though.
>>737843328that's a fat plant
>>737844134She is not fat! She is well-fed!
>>737843328Likes it from behind.
>>737844248yeah, on my cum
>>737844248desert whore
she's back
>>737844134Not fat enough
>>737845502bigger
You wouldn't a cactus.
So nice I had to use her twice, in White and White 2.
>>737843867SMOOCH ME AND DIE
Someone post the first person gif where maractus jumps into your lap and says her name like a dozen times, I need it for something.
>>737849684Why are all the good looking pokemon such low teir in power and all the high teir ones ugly
>>737850294
>>737850394weavile laughs at your penis
>>737850294Because high tier pokemon tend to be designed to look "cool" whereas randos with no evolutions can be anything.
>>737850475I just think they're neat, even if they're evil and want to gouge my eyes out.
>>737844248Sex
>>737843328Not anymore.
>>737850139Here is the real version
>>737845502>>737844134go back to deviantart
>>737852265You're fat, maractus.
>>737852192watched the whole thing award
>>737850475only 2 actually
prickly pear
>>737845296instant purchase, thanks
>>737852923I kneel
Maractus threads aren't what they used to be like back in my day
Maractus reference in Champions even when it's not in the game
huh
>>737852297
>>737856141WOW
>>737856798The maractus face looks like OWO silly anon
>>737856141Absolutely adorable angry fat hog.
controversial take, but i like maractus in a non sexual/romantic way
>>737857082what the fuck is wrong with you
>>737857082Why would you wanna pet a cactus?
>>>/vp
>>737843867shit I forgot cacturne existed
>>737843328cute Maractus(male)
>>737857094i stand by my belief, however shitty it may sound to you
Mew tho.Maractus is very cute.
>>737857168>tripfag
>>737857224
>>737857289Mew is also a cute boy.
>>737855615Huh!
>>737857353STOP IT ;_;
we really need IP counters back
>>737843328sex cactus
>>737857824as if that stopped people before in any significant wayids is a more thorough solution
>>737857907All the 4chan clone websites with ids are the same shit, and shitposters just quickly change ip to use different ids and show as different posters. 4chan survived without any of those things for years, tourists.
>>737857824and the one anon, most likely a kid, having fun while posting a funny cactus pokemon is your issue, not the maniacs samefagging threads for 5+ years?
>>737857984>don't improve things since it will only slightly make things betterThis, improving things is reddit and/or socialism. Thank you for your opinion, unbiased shitposter who would have been outed by thread IDs and post counters.
>>737858108Newfag.
>>737857353but shes covered in spines, you're just reflecting damage back at yourself!
>>737858108/pol/brained retardI hate IDsSometimes a man just wants to post retarded things in a thread and not have to be a pariah for the remainder of itIt discourages earnest posting
shut up about the ids jackasses this is a maractus thread
>>737858228She has storm drain, so its safe.
It feels like it's been forever since the last Maractus thread.
>>737843867cute girlfriends
>>737843328What type is she weak to again?
>>737859097Human men
>>737859097Anal
>>737859097Dragon, steel, poison, fire, ice>>737858586>falseflagging and samefagging is earnestYou are legitimately the cancer killing /v/.
>>737858228I deal more damage than I take in recoil.
>>737859028Normal life but cute goober body and ergonomics is my favorite shit.
>>737859097same type the boy ones in this thread are weak to
what if you transformed into a maractus haha
>>737859408I counter your fetish with my fetish:I would try and become as large as possible.
>>737859503like giantess large or lardass(/waterbed) large?
>>737859567Anything works. I just need to become BIG and WIDE as a Maractus possibly could be.
>>737859408I would dance with other Maractus boysand then gay it uphaha
>>737859408I would become as large as possible in competition with >>737859503 but using the method he didn't pick.
>>737859870OK well, suppose I picked growing taller, how you getting big fellow maractus OwO
Going to try to make a 3D maractus in blender.Anyone know where I can find a good Tpose of side and front view of maractus?
>>737859261>>falseflagging and samefaggingThat is not what I am describingApologies in advance to Maractus anonsI am describing engaging in two or more facets of a thread at onceThere is no deception going on, only the righteous assumption that my posts need not have a connecting thread between them outside of what I give themAnonymity is the backbone of this website. Samefagging is quite literally a non issue if you aren't a schizo who takes this all deadly seriously. The number of retarded people replying to (you) should not change anything. Stop engaging in inflammatory /pol/shittery and suddenly samefagging and falseflagging won't be a concern anymore. Fancy that.
>>737859916That leaves weight gain(or is it waterbedding?) for me. I vouch to never let you be taller than I am wide!
>>737860027>weight gain(or is it waterbedding?)depends on whether you wanna eat a buncha burgers or drink a lotta water
>>737859934I'm also putting a maractus in the blender, I hope she tastes like cactus fruit
>>737856141maractus? more like, marFATc-...ma-FAT-ctus...maracFATus...she is hard to make a punny name for that doesn't look like word saladwhich is something she should eat. because she's fat.
>>737859934This website has a few Maractus model rips: https://models.spriters-resource.com/3ds/pokedex3dpro/asset/338141/I think this one specifically has an idle animation with it.
>>737860274I want to make one from scratch so it's MINE.Also I have no idea how I am going to pull off the leaf star hands and feet and ears.
>>737856141I mean they're technically right... by Shweet standards, this Maractus is practically skin and bones :(
>>737850675They're just tsun tsun.
>>737860397It's still a good reference to look at, at any rate.
>>737860021You can do that without shitposting thoughever.>my argument is this, I understand that that this counterargument exists and here's why it's wronginstead of>MARACTUS STUPIDthen posting as a "different" anon>uhhhhh akshully maractus le NOT stupid because these reasons
>>737857082Same, she's cute but nothing that makes me think lewd toughts
>>737843328i will have sexual intercourse with this cactus
>>737856141ok (You)ing my own post, how can I follow this up and have it be the sexiest, largest maractus that will knock your socks off
>>737843328Male Maractus a best.
>>737861135>the sexiest, largest maractus that will knock your socks offGood fucking luck, I am a slaaneshi devotee and I just finished a fap, there is nothing you can do that will come even close to satisfying me for a long while no matter how excessive.
>>737860397Here you go senpai
>>737861135Make her a diehard 4channer hikikomori that leeches so much from the government that she can’t physically leave her room anymore. I think the idea of her arguing on the internet is adorable.
>>737861135gonna be tough, pal. not even the biggest maractus you've done in the past is gonna cut it (though I'm more in it for the shape of the belly, rotund speaks to me more)
>>737861652God I want to KILL sad maractus
>>737861972>Maractus NEETing it up and shitposting while sipping from her ice cream bucket>anon is unbothered while using her rotundness as a pillow or bed
>>737860803Sure is, leaves are star shaped.>>737861652Thanks!It is slowly coming together...
>>737843328maractussy...
>>737862408Sucking on head titties...
>>737843328maractenis...
>>737859261>Dragon>Steel>Strong against Grass
>>737843328maractass...
>>737843328CACTUS BLOWJOB OWW OWW OWW
>>737862303>Maractus, on the verge of tears, pouts while maintaining her denial of her obesity>Anon kisses her on the cheek, assures her it isn’t so, and gets another ice cream bucket
>>737862567Against maractus specifically. I beat maractus with a pipe.
>>737862726You are a dragon anon?
>>737862726How did you use the pipe?
>>737862992>>737863062Shut up! I don't owe you answers... *breathes in* MARACTUS! SOLAR BEAM THESE DISSIDENTS!!
>>737863393>and then anon was a cactus
Alright, this is all I am doing for today. If this thread is up by tomorrow after I come after work, I will touch up on her a bit, and even maybe rig her to animate.
>>737863848The rare O_O quasimodo of Maractus kind.
>>737863848You have got to fix those eyes my man, pretty good so far otherwise
>>737863848autist(bad) quality, nice
>>737856141>>737860640
>>737863848>these pokeblocks ain't sh-
>>737863848>nothing to :3 about
Why can't maractus fans be normal
>>737865454The internet has been a devastating blight on humanity
>>737865454Its a weird cylinder with arms and a big round OwO head. Maractus isn't normal in the first pace.
>>737865523Then why do you people want to deform it and have sex with it
>>737863848Nintendo hire this man
>>737864592“You took my only food now I’m going to starve” ahh cactus
>>737865635fatfags aren't "people" anonalso threads like these are usually high-octane autism of the worst kind
>>737864592mario sunshine petey pirahna boss fight.jpg
>>737864592waow your sudden career shift to a weight loss artist is so brave and inspirational!! I hope she becomes so gaunt and undernourished that she practically disappears from the canvas!1!1! :DDddd
>>737865454as if poke fans in general after 2021 are normal
>>737865635I'd say most of her art is on-model aside from the fat fagsand to be fair, cacti and the like are called 'fat plants' in my language
>>737865635hey nowi only want to have sex with it, i'm not a freak
>>737866073Most of her art is fatfags and people that give her legs and worse, feet.
the maractus in my heart remains thin
It's nice but it's wildly forgettable, and on just checking that's probably because it's only really accessible in Gens 5 and 8, and obviously because there was already a cactus mon
MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS
>>737863848New Rabbids looking good
>>737866959It's domestically unforgettable
>>737866518Realistically all it could really do is onahole itself on your member while holding itself steady with its hands on your chest and occasionally sloppily rolling its tongue around in your mouth, are you really sure that's enough?
>>737850294It's called balance
>>737866073>she>"on model" with retardo eyelashes and tittybumps
>>737843328sex with maractus
>>737867393i find sexual incompatibility to be charming, so yes
>>737852192MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS MARACTUS
>>737843328>3'03"cactus pusy cactus pusy cactus pusy
>>737850394both evos are good
>>737868439Can you easily lift 28kg of cactus pusy?
ayooo who want they maractussy ate?
Cacturne can get it
If you blend one up will you get mescaline?
>>737869619Dude just watered his Cacturne and found out how well cactuses hold moisture
>>737868341RED-HOT KICK!!!
>>737869726>mescalineI don't know the meaning of the word.
I'll stick with kirlia sex
>CHO-SHINKA
>>737853309Imagine...
>>737873981Imagine...chopping her into bits of coleslaw?
>>737843328meow
>>737872732
>>737876406
>>737857289>>737866073>>737868490>>737869619>>737872413Absolutely adorable girls.No wonder Pokemon are so much larger than the games man. The ratio of amazing designs to stinker is insane.
Cactus sex
>>737878635How? Where's the hole?
She's such a little cutie. So happy I got a shiny in Go.
>>737852192I'm actually kinda disappointed that this didn't devolve into lil cheesus halfways through
>>737876406>>737876518very cute anon
>>737843328in new orleans?
>>737872413Psychoactive substance derived from cacti
>>737871790MACRO SIZED GARNET CUDDLING
>>737864592>>737866015alright I'm done now I have to do things in threes
fuck off already, fucking fattrash
>>737867412She looks like she gets her hat stolen by the TF2 soldier
>>737867412>>737887263
>>737856141>>737864592>>737886631I don't know how many times you've heard this and I don't know how many of those times were from me, but I can't help but repeat it, you're a god damn blessing, man.
it's sad how he has to samefag because nobody else cares
>>737852192>that ending
>>737886631somehow I discovered this on FA before I saw it here. bless you for committing so hard to the bit
You are a Maractus.
I am a Maractus.
>>737865454>4chan>being normal
>>737893790Show needles or GTFO.
Everyone's a Maractus.
>>737894137I'm not but I wanna be...
I wish I was a Maractus.
>>737894137Are there are any more Maracti that I should know about?
>>737894137unmaractify me right now motherfucker. i lost two thirds of my height due to your post.
There could be a Maractus behind you right now and you would never know it
>>737894137then I'm raping everyone
>>737876406Oh look it's maractus>>737876518Who is this mysterious masked hero??
>>737894137Sorry I'm already a Krokorok. I'm weak to grass though so feel free to drain me dry
>>737843328I understand this is the pokefucker thread but why is maractus so mid in game? Gardevoir and lopunny have mega evolutions at least... I'm sure the other waifu mons have advantages too
A lot of larping. None of you ever used a Maractus.
>>737896447They decided to make it too similar to Cacturne, but without the secondary stab and the decent offenses. Good abilities though.
>>737898259I don't even play Pokemon
>>737887804underrated post
>>737898259storm drain gimmick
>>737899409RUDE >:(
>>737893391Recently did a Scarlet run with Sunflora on my team and holy shit she did so good with Sunny Day and Solarbeaming the face of infidels before they could even act.Next time I replay Crystal I'll give her a chance there. Such an underrated cute mon.
>>737898259i'm using a maractus in cobblemon right now actually
>>737887804Can’t she get it back?
>>737899832I understand your fetish but this isn't the thread, although I'm no better but this is very silly.
>>737899832Why do you think there is a desert in the middle of Unova?
>>737900613>this isn't the threadAnon, have you seen the rest of the thread?
>>737900725just because you're partically correct, doesn't mean you're right. but HOW DOES SHE MOVE LIKE THAT?
>>737900613there's no point arguing with this guy, he dumps his fatslop, replies to himself, and pretends everyone loves itsome people are simply beyond help, the fetish has become secondary to their need to let everyone know they have it
>>737899832Haha what if the Maractus exploded haha...
>>737843328samefag thread
>>737900853I could say that yeah it's pretty fucking stupid but then I look at myself, but fatslop at this level is just dumb like same size vore.
Anons only think of maractus in terms of what she can provide for them. It's never "I would do this for my maractus."
>>737843867Cacti.
>>737900428How? Look at the height difference, she doesn't stand a chance.
>>737901397I would water my Maractus consistently. Maractus enjoy water, right?Copious amounts of water?
>>737901397i do that, just not for maractus.i have terminal mareanie brainrot and she consumes all my bandwidth for such things.
>>737901116every pokemon should learn selfdestruct on level up
>>737901604Yes, actual water. Not salty sludge from anon's violence stick.
>>737902073Placing her atop a spraying sprinkler? Accompanying her to the local public swimming pool? Driving her out to the nearest water park for a day?
>>737887804Based
>>737901673Only the cute ones.Haha Maractus going critical be like
>>737902320Your maractus died from all the bleach in the water- try again.
>>737902320With all the fluoride in the water? You're killing her!
>>737902320>>737903000>>737903336>Neither the fluoride nor the bleach kills her. It just makes her retarded.Also checked.
>>737903395>she just becomes an inflated version of >>737852192>this is all she does nowI'm not seeing any downsides.
>>737901673>>737902728 Lucky for you that Azelf does. Why just Azelf and not the other Lake Guardians? I dunno.
>>737903583>spoilerThat reminds me I need to catch those elusive bastards this playthrough.
>>737872732Milfactus
>>737902728>>737903583>sends out a damp pokemonLooks like you won't go boom now!
>>737895007Okayhttps://litter.catbox.moe/umn1enuhvrzi77ut.gif
>>737903910Aw, but I wanted them to.
>>737904225Is she on Bowser's dick? lol
>>737904661No booms, just huggable orbs.
>>737904853Krokorok
>>737904661Maybe if you command it again...surely it wouldn't just get BIGGER, right?
>>737905182Bigger and bigger and *bigger* until...>Hey Anon did you hear about that explosion at the lakefront?
why are gooners so mentally ill and why the fuck is this thread still up
>>737905295Some janny is probably gooning along with them.
>>737905028Gesundheit
>>737843328I want to plump her up into a big ball of spiny plant
>>737852192
>>737903583Mesprit learns Copycat >:)
>>737901472She can ask nicely
>>737894260Ungrateful one! You now get maractified TWICE over for it!
>>737907464so is he like two maractuses now
>>737907705yup, that's how it works. i am 3,719 maractus.
>>737905952
>>737843328does anyone have that comic where the trainer kisses maractus to drink some of her water?
>>737907705>>737907817>my new life as a Maractus hivemind
>>737857824What we need is jannies who will actually do their fucking job
>>737908717not happening, glowing ones and whatnot
>>737907705He's a maractus with twice the assets
>>737909505how do we get more in his belly?
Pokefags are never beating the MEMES AND PORN allegations
>>737909550Feel free to jump in!
>>737909658I can't be a master trainer and battler in the VGC league who plays the battle mechanics on a high-competency level AND a Pokefucker too?
>>737909658Doesn't that best describe the entire internet? Why focus on one thing?
>>737910356No, good games don't have to rely on porn dumps to keep their threads alive
>>737910523>implying
>>737910559I'm not implying anything you brown retard, I'm making a direct statement
>>737910523My anon in christ, pokemon got an entire board for itself. It's literally too alive, so much so that it became a problem.
>>737843328she's so cute
>>737910710>pokemon got an entire board for itselfAnd yet they just refuse to use it for whatever fucking reason. And the jannies refuse to force them into their board.
>>737910708You imply that ANY thread can outlive a porn dump thread on /v/
>>737910817/vp/ isn't a containment board. There is no "Pokemon cannot be posted" rule for /v/. If you're going to be a rulefag, at least care about real existing rules.
>>737911783None of you are discussing gameplay or any aspect of a game. You're just discussing how you want to fuck a Pokemon.
>>737911841Again, there's no rule against that. Posting fanart, sexy or otherwise, is a function of an imageboard. Report actual rulebreakers and shut the fuck up about anything that isn't.
>>737910523To be fair, there are like 25 niggas at most in any thread.
>>737911912They just deleted a Nessa thread, why is that one not allowed but this one is? Even though both are for posting porn and not discussing games?
>>737911992I dunno. Mods are fags. But the solution isn't more faggotry.
>>737911841>thread solely for discussing how you want to fuck tifa is okay>thread solely for discussing how you want to fuck maractus is not okayhmm
>>737913140Unrealistic beauty standards
>>737913140You might have a point if Final Fantasy had an entire board dedicated to it.
>>737905952Was it seriously not even a minute? The gif felt way longer.
>>737913916The gif is actually a bit under 3 minutes.
>>737913916That's just how it feels when a woman is blabbing on and on about her boring life>I was dancing and some of the people passing by didn't even look over or say howdy>I was hopping around and someone's mawhile caught me behind herself on instinct>a mudkip blasted me with water because his trainer said I looked too malnourished >also maractus and maractus were talking and there's this sunny spot on the rock but another maractus was there and she said that was her comfort spot for dancing but we wanted to dance there too and dancing is more fun together but she saidHoly shit shut the fuck up already you boring vapid bitch
>>737843328Why doesn't this stupid plant learn any dance moves except Petal Dance and Rain Dance? Isn't its whole thing dancing?
>>737914564All I need it to have is Leech Life so it can be my pet succubus
>>737863848Oh good, this thread is still up.Anyways, I've been trying to underp the maractus, but it is hard. Been trying to fit in the leaf patches within the mesh, but they are a finicky thing to do.Also been trying to fit in the horns too within the mesh, but it doesn't look quite right. I think there is away to sharpen edges on subdivision sufaces which I want to do.
>>737915917Put up that character sheet anon posted earlier, make it so the frontal view takes up a significant amount of space on the screen, make the window transparent so you can see behind it, open up the model program behind the picture window then basically "trace" the image by tweaking your model until it looks more like the picture. That might help.
>>737916063Yeah, should've done this earlier, feel like the porpotions out of wack...Feel like I want to scrap the original model, but I think I can stretch it to make it fit.
>>737915917You'll definitely want to push the eyes a bit farther apart and lower, they should be just above the center of the face. Probably make them bigger too.
>>737916370Yeah it's certainly stylized differently from regular maracti but to be fair I don't think most people's first thought would be an overlay for 3D modeling. I also just wing it unless I'm having too much trouble, then I do a few traces to get the shapes right.
>be me, female trainer>constant unprotected sex with my male maractus, shouldn't be an issue>feel a sharp stinging pain in my abdomen one day>doc says I'm pregnant
>>737918689You would be fucking dead from the internal bleedingtits or gtfo
>>737917471I got the eyes almost right... I made them from circles, and then adjusted them right, but the octogon still stayed from it even in subdivision mode. Anyone got a solution for this?
>>737918716>Death by internal bleeding from spiny cacdick>Cock obliterated by spiny cacussyI'm starting to think we shouldn't have sex with cacti
>>737919018It's possible. You just have to be very careful and precise
>>737918716It's fine, once the second trimester started I mashed B to stop the evolution and the pain went away
>>737919018Sounds like a skill issue, to me.
>Maractus learned Gust of Wind Dance!Huh
good maractus thread
>>737843328why is maractus a meme again?
>>737920456I wanna say one autist latched onto it, and maractus is cute enough for others to entertain it.
>>737920456She's not a meme. She's a Maractus.
>>737920456maractus cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA4u5Pur5KA&list=RDjA4u5Pur5KA&start_radio=1
>>737920543She? How are you so sure?
>>737918912Look into loop tools
>>737920618Just trust me bro I know
Look at her go!
>>737920456Spent years being slandered as one of the "most forgettable pokemon", to the point where people latched on to her and now she's significantly more popular than the average mon.
>>737898259I used it in a recent black playthrough. It was the worst mon on the team, but it was funny doing petal dances so I didn't care.
>>737922490>It was the worst mon on the teamBASEDThat's our maractus!
>>737922490Every team needs a mascot that's just there for moral support.
>>737922702She can't even dance with as many drawn frames, she's so lazy and pathetic. If I owned that maractus, I would set her in the corner and make her watch while I pork all the mons on my team except her.
>>737922868>If I owned that maractus, I would set her in the corner and make her watch while I pork all the mons on my team except her.>Look over at the corner mid-pork to see her devastated reactions>She's just happily dancing in the corner
>>737923220putting the 'cuck' in La Cuckaracha
>>737923220>hiding the pain through danceShe's a strong girl.
>>737923302you think she's smart enough to understand what that means?
>>737922868Does she get the moisture and nutrients from the aftermath at least?
>>737843328This nigga is a Digimon
>>737923394Not enough clothes and belts to be a Digimon.
>>737923389She can breathe in the atmospheric sweat clouds
>>737923860This implies she can breathe in the condensation from someone's farts for hydration.
>>737924121No, YOU implied that. My maractus specifically can't breathe in fart clouds.
>>737923445There is a plant digimon that almost has the same design
>>737924648This digimon is cuter than maractus. I like that she has a tail
>>737924813Me too. *looks baldly at you*
>>737924901I think you would look cute as a Palmon anon!
>>737924949>Palmon tf>Palmon weight gain
S U C C U L E N T
>>737925456Not everything has to be weight gain anon
>>737925932Just going with the established thread theme.
Maracti are an invasive pest species
>>737927008Brave words for someone in Maractus hivemind assimilation distance.
>>737925902C H I N E S E
Tumblr: the pokemon creature
>>737872732I had an idea for a gender split evolution for Maractus.Named Carmenctus for the female and Busctus for the male.Carmenctus is a well trimmed dancing cactus.Whereas Busctus is a one man band over grown cactus
>>737909643very cutesaved
It's just a cute cactus. Besides jerking off, you guys seriously have no way of carrying on a satisfying conversation about this thing for 500 posts.
>>737929767>>737928010
>>737924949
>>737930902oh no
>>737929767it is NOT just a cute cactus!
>>737845296
>>737929767>It's just a cute cactusYou need more???
>>737929767I ain't jerking off, she's just one of my favorite Unovamons and I'll happily take any new art people post. The people jorking it are of no consequence.
>>737933473
>>737933901I like Maractus but I wish she wasn't so abysmal
>>737934453Maractus is actually an incredible early game pubstomper since it doesn't need to evolve
>>737857824Flags are best, ideally state/regional flags.
>>737934541The very next city has a sunstone so you can get a Lilligant which is an almost strictly better grass type. I like Maractus a lot but it doesn't even really have a niche in its own game. Also Sandile is found in the same area and Moxie makes it a way better NPC team sweeper, even before it evolves in a few levels
>>737934453Not all pokemon need to be fighters. I would be more than content to simple have a cute little Maractus buddy in my day to day life.
>>7378578244chan mods said in their rizon hugbox voicechat the change to remove IP counters is permanent and told anyone to fuck off if they asked if will come back, thanks rapeape.>>737908717also this. /v/ jannies are so useless compared to /a/ jannies and the solo /mlp/ janitor who does their jobs.
>>737930902who keeps making these fucking desktop assistants
>>737935991They make themselves.
MODS = GODS
are other cactusmons allowed in this thread
>>737939478NO
>>737938504Tyrants are not Gods.
You guys seriously don’t wanna fuck a cactus right
>>737934823
let it die
>>737843328I never thought that thing has a fandom. I'm pretty sure I've seen more fan art of it here then the rest of my life combined.
>>737944542That's because you spend all your time here
>>737944846>eurrrgh
>>737944846>those filthy fingernails>using a boning knife to slice the cactus>the leaf that hasn't been dequilled right next to prepared ingredientsDisgusting.
>>737945059
>>737929767i want to see some cactus pics tho
>>737944846>>737946298still wouldn't eat, NOT out of my love for maractus but because i wouldn't trust whoever is preparing it to unwittingly miss cutting off a thorn that just so happens to wind up on my plate
>>737920698haha bonar
>>737924813she´s the cutest, her voice in the original anime is really adorable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpq2q0qf2e8&t=16s
>Facebook stalk Maractus on Bulbapedo>Mono grass-type>Water Absorb, Chlorophyll, and Storm Drain>Only 2 stats over 90, highest is 106 special attack>Bare minimum learnsetFuck's sake, GameFreak.How would you make her stronger?
