Stupid monkey can't hold his darts properly
JOIN OUR TEAM FOR SOCIAL SEASONSOUZFYGVFOUZFYGVFOUZFYGVFWE HAVE MONKEY STRIPPERS FOR EVERYONERequirements: Play the game during Social Seasons (CTfags do NOT apply)
Bump
Only managed this much cash in a single hard mode map, this is going to be grindy to get the last star
monkey sex
Skimpy school girl Psi skinShe has one of those heart womb tattoos on her big head
>>73784919810 games on hard is a million times better than some of the other goals desu
>>737846917anon i applied for the team pls let me in :)
>4th team goal only need 4 dedicated autists>final goal need fucking 12would be fine if they didn't lock a fucking perk behind it>>737854005Accepted
>>737850982i came here to say this, bye.
surely sniper income counts for this, right?holy shit the new captcha expires after like a minute
>>737854663update: yes, sniper income counts
>>737854663I believe all income counts, it just updates when you beat the map or die.
>>737846917Aight :)
>>737855048yeah seems like its all income that gets counted on the monkey itselfso everything but bottom path alch and middle path desperado i suppose
>>737850982That's how you get STDs Anon...
haven't played in a while monkechads but popping in to do the social season because I need to get the new steam achievements
pleased to say you can sell and rebuy the same paragon multiple times to complete the paragon upgrade goals
>>737849198but i don't WANNA farm... i don't do bosses so i never learned how to farm... and it's booooorrrring
>>737859808i completed the entire cash goal in the 2 hours since posting this >>737854005 by doing a few games of impoppable, using a 025 engineer on every map and spamming 024 farms and 004 boats
>Beat maps on impoppable>Okay might as well do some new maps i haven't done yet>Need to play Alternate Bloons first>Theres a goal for playing that too but unlocks after completing the impoppable one so all those clears are wasted
>>737860406just run monkey meadow on impoppable 5 times and farm super hard to finish the cash goal at the same time kek
When does cheer monkey come out?
>>737860521it's out right now, what? it came out with the last update, it's one of the pro powers
>>737860521it's in the game now, came out with launch of 54.0top path of the hype boost monkey which is pro version of the monkey boost power, unlocked by using regular hype boost 50 times
I don't know shit about "proper" farming
>the achivement counts team stars instead of individualthank you shitty kiwi code
Sell me on Bloons, is it fun? Can I get into it with no worries of trying to catch up on old content?
>>737864586You don't have to worry about missing out on old content or having to catch up. You can play this at your own rhythm.Depends on if you enjoy tower defense games, doubt you'll get people in these threads telling you the game is shit.
>>737860608>>737860624WaitI have to pay real money to get them?
>>737864750noit's a power, you can use the monkey money you probably have a large stockpile of to get themor the large stockpile of powers the game gives you for random things
>>737846917Made an application.
>>737850982
Just post sexy monkeys already
>>737864664Thanks anon, I'll try it out soon.
>>737864586It's fun but they make the game intentionally frustrating to get you to buy microtransactionsFor example, when you lose a game, you can start the last level again, but only if you pay up
>>737865764he looks very comfortable in that water
>>737860406>>737860465Play the game because you enjoy it and not to fill meters?
Sex with monkeys.
Fortnite Monkey
>>737866212
>>737846018Cute ED monkeDrew a parody of that one milk gallon memeDoes anyone have a trap/femboy (whatever you wanna call it) monke request?
>>737866681yeah! and right in front of your eco friendly wood veneers sure to last 10000 years, your screws borrowed from your auntie, and your 10 billion children
>>737866871bottom path engihis rubber suit is rubber cute
>>737866871Ace fucking Zed (or the reverse)https://www.bloonswiki.com/List_of_non-playable_characters#Ace_and_Zed
>>737866871>requestI like the "being mistaken for a girl" and the robes of that one image you did, to spice things up maybe a monke of your choosing in a sundress, anon is gonna hit on him until the windblows revealing he's actually a boy?
>>737866871looks great
>>737864798>unlock by placing monkey boost>place monkey boost>200xp/100000help
>>737867024Hmm apparently I can't draw tonight lol; nothing's coming out right. So sorry I won't be able to fill anything tonight. I'll get to it tomorrow or the day after. The sundress one, too. I'll post them in this album. Not the seggs one though, I prefer pinups or cutelewds. https://catbox.moe/c/im0wa6Sorry again, anon. >>737867082Thanks a lot, anon.
>>737870248oh, it seems like some of your other ones got removed from the album? I remember there being more there last time I checked, but I appreciate you upkeeping it regardless, thanks anon
>>737870304catbox has been pretending to be retarded lately (once again)
sex monkey
requesting adoramatayoung adora wearing a blue coat instead of her priestess dress
>>737876852I could overpopulate the universe with the middle four
>>737846917Let me in.
did some other non monkechad team get set up while I've been away why are there only 3 of us on the team season board
>>737846917>>737849198Oh so this is the gimmick.Guess I'll apply, haven't played in a while outside of a few runs to see what Diamondback is about.
>>737881396
>>737878531The anon who made it up thinks we're some extra hardcore CT team while practically no one plays that mode anymore. Could have had people join that team and have more active people but the dude who made that other team keeps posting about only people who don't play CT join. It's strange.
post best girl
>>737882492
>>737882835>other than pat fustyim now headcannoning that patch and pat are a thing and he rocked her world so hard that she was happy to be naked all the time for him from then on
>>737866871SEEEEEEEEEEX
monkey pussymonkey impregnation
monke bussymonke mpregnation
>>737866871got a challenge for yaambush pat
interlocked hand to feet holding with monkey girls! and boys!
>>737881396Sniper aryan would never
>>737883848>>737884012could be a fun 4 panel instant loss comic>monkey pussy>monkey impregnation>ha, I'm a boy, good thing I don't have to deal wi->PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>737884310based
I do not play bloons but i like cute boys
>>737884310I need this
>>737885014you should play bloons for the cute boysgame's good too
>>737846917I applied, ready to addict grind this shit for at least a day or two.https://youtu.be/u3ie1C_OZLg?t=38
I tried doing some of the races we have near the start of the map since those are usually easy to beat but man are they cancer
fuck yeah
>>737846018what's the proper punishment for a monke that drops their darts during a run?
Play the social event, lads!
>>737889725sent to the rape dungeon
>ice monkey isn't magic despite wielding an elemental power through sheer force of will>bomb shooter isn't military even though one of the paths is a missle launcher and T0 bomb shooters are basically built into the buccaneer>glue gunner isn't support even though only one path does damage>super monkey is magic even though two of its upgrade paths are tech-based>ninja is magic even though the only ninja with any actual magic is the paragon that uses paper bombs>spike factory is support even though it doesn't buff, debuff, or generate resources and only does damage>beast handler is support instead of magic even though it has a magic staff and the only tower type it supports is itself
>biblically accurate monkey types
>>737890321Primary was meant to be for old school monkeys* but then they couldnt think of anywhere else to put the cowboy on so he fucked that up*Super being the exception because imagine how broken a Super buffed by a top path village would be
>>737890321Monkeys have a right to own cannons and missiles for personal defense. It isnt considered military grade.
Why are so many male monkeys in this game femboys/twinks?
>>737892702theyre putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking monkeys gay
>>737868918Bump for help
>>737893107You have to place 6 gorillion of them yesI think you only get exp by placing or buying that power with monkey money, I'm not sure I don't use powers
>>737893186Do you also not have hype monkey? I feel like I’m missing out
>>737893345I don't have any of the super powers, I don't particularly care because I think they're pretty much cheating.But if you want to unlock those go for it, just be aware of the monkey money cost.
>>737893345Youre only gonna use it once to see it's effects and forget about it 10 minutes later
>win 100 games with support monkeys onlyWho thought this is fun?
>>737868918>buy monkey boosts until you unlock it>buy the pro version to level it uphttps://www.bloonswiki.com/Power_Pro#Experience
>>737893625im finding it pretty fun actuallybrickell/churchill are so strong that using support monkeys for the rest of your defense is pretty easy
>>737893625Engineers and a Spactory can pull it off dont worry
>>737893736>>737893747>this is not fun>"It is EASY DUDE"brain dead monkey retards
>>737846018remind me when btd6 devs will get their heads out of their asses and start making good games
>>737893795i usually don't use bottom path engineer, or beast handler at all, and i'm enjoying using them nowim sure later on i'll want to die but at least for the first 25 games I have had fun with support only
>>737893625I was really hoping it'd be 1 point for any win with at least 1 support monkey (even if farms were excluded) but I'm probably just going to spam easy mode beginner map wins with a 420 engi + 220 village to get it over with later
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>>737894253ty anon
imagine being into bloons and inflation and then slowly watching all the art go from balloon fetish stuff to gay monkey porn
>>737894253DO NOT REDEEM
>>737894782if it makes them feel any better the vast majority of bloons porn isn't gay
>>737895081unfortunately
>>737894782I used to like to look at art of the bloons and it's all inflation and that suckedI do not care for the monkeysI'm over it now though, just playing the games sometimes and never look up anything related to the communities
>>737846917>MOs in Bloons Tower Defensefuck off Arrowhead leave my comfort game alone
>>737895903>I used to like to look at art of the bloons and it's all inflation and that suckedhow long ago was that? 8 years?
>>737864586>>737865764would bareback himno homo
So we playin or no?
DRED PIRATE BRICKELL OOHHHH YEAAAAAAA
Whats the pay for a sniper in the Ape army?
some co-op shitter kidnapped me into their beginner map lobbyIn retaliation I dropped a 520 insta farm and built like 50 maelstroms with pbrew + Homeland boosted. The game is currently running at 4-6fps
>>737892768liking/being a femboy in it of itself isnt gay though
>>737899628does this argument convince anyone anymore? did it ever?
>>737899805As the saying goes, it's not gay as long as the balls don't touch
someone post it >>737900032
>>737899805only you seem against it apparently
>>737898228>bliggers bitch and moan about wanting the social rewards >go as far as to create a team explicitly for playing together>>>>don't even play any coops I lost the urge to play, but if you MUST then I'll help
Glorious A-Team still has a few spots left for any social event shenanigans
>>737902123>a few spotsWe were full last I looked
>>737846917Tried,applying but all you faggots be sleepingCan another homeless anon make a new team? I cba
>>737902123Sorry, I'm the last Bligger alive.
>>737903874>We were full last I lookedThese monkeys will never come back bro
laters monkeydaters
>>737905556Send a requestMMZMPYML
>>737906780Some little rat already filled the spotWhatever. I already wasted like 4k worth of the seasonal stars in teams I left cuz they don't follow you for whatever fucking reasonLike if I can't take them with me, at least let me earn them again, fuckhead devs
>>737906780You need to kick someone before sending an invite.>>737907227Wait a bit and try again after someone gets kicked, that team has been full for a long time but half of it is inactive at this point.
>>737907227Try again
>>7379067802 spots left
>>737846018this threads are always very gay
>>737909036That's by design
>>737892285as our founding primates intended
>>737900205
>>737909375whose design?
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