How would you design the next Princess Zelda, /v/?
i'd start by giving her short hairthen i'd remove the dress/gown and replace it with a short skirt and tank topi'd also make her a massive slut.
>>737856024this zelda for eternity
>>737856024Give her a cock.
>>737856024Long white hair and WoW Blood Elf ear-length.
>>737856113
>>737856024Speaking about this, anyone worried? Nintendo allowed those horrible Mario movies to influence the games. The idea of Zelda's design being influenced by a shitty actress makes me angry in advance.
>>737856024Bigger curvesAnd maybe >>737856128
>>737856024It's time for Queen Zelda!
>>737856024damn exactly like thatI didn't know I needed a Zelda game with a young Link and an adult Zelda
>>737856024My only interest in Zelda is that I hope the next games majorly reduce any shipping fuel. I want people to be denied Link and Zelda I want Link cucked simply because shippers became way too annoying during the Breath and Tears era.
>>737856643Link will never return to being that young because the developers who would make that long since stopped working on the series in meaningful positions.
>>737856653Keep your cuck fantasies to yourself.
>>737856113Based
is this the ai slop thread
>>737856089>i'd start by giving her short hairKill yourself
>>737856946Let him cook
>>737856756Now it must happen. We must hire Californians and Jews to help murder the Zelda franchise. You see its for your own good that this must be done. And besides its been done before in Nintendo brands like Mario's OVA.
>>737856024Make her a shotacon
>>737856024It's 2026, we need a black Zelda.
>>737857160
>>737857149Is Nintendo dumb enough to seriously allow race swaps like that? And no Daisy's tan from Mario doesn't count.
>>737857149Our species isn't ready for Zeldanna.
>>737857295make her hair white and her eyes red
>>737856024Mesugaki ZeldaCynical grumpy old man Link
>>737857440This would be kino, but instead of making her a brat make her slightly annoying and charming
>>737857071So keep her the same?
>>737856545>>737856024I never knew I needed a MILF Zelda.
>>737856024Make her a wild woman, some animal skin wearing primitive forced into savagery after Hyrule fell when she was still very young. Make her some Kokiri call back sort of forest protector but as a army ranger style brutal hunter as a pistache on the classic tree living mystic fantasy elf. Then make Link the civilized court soldier type as a counter.
>>737856024giving me queen hilling vibes
>>737856128>>737856385I personally dont get penises on women. are you just atracted to penis, or...?
>>737858221He's gay, there's nothing to get.
>>737858221cock is where the action is in porngive a chick a cock and then she can fuck a chick without one, and I don't gotta see a naked dude
>>737858392You gaslit yourself into watching a man with tits fuck a chick.
>>737858443nah, I only watch hentai and blender pornreal tranny shit is gross
>another ai shit thread
>>737856024either this or just strip her naked like the fish princess.
>>737857921>cavegirl Zelda>has no personal spaceMUH
>>737856024Idea 1: oracle/sibyl/prophetess zeldamain inspiration>pythia, vestal virgins, pagan sibyls.setting>deep, secluded, or otherwise isolated temple operated exclusively by hylian priestesses.>classical, bronze age, and occultic imageryPhysical appearance>garment similar to a roman palla. Like a long toga that also wraps around the head>plays a lyre>blind in one or both eyes>possessed by the goddess hylia in shamanic ritualIdea 2: queen-commander zeldamain inspiration>Eleanor of Aquitaine, Cleopatra, Queen Elizabeth ISetting>typical hyrule castle fortress.>Exaggerated verticality,>romanesque/early gothic.Physical appearance>very 12th century. Gown called a bliaut with tight waist fit and very long flowy sleeves. Embroidery, silk, damasks etc. Hair and neck covering almost like a fancy nun.>surrounded by a very crowded royal court>always rides sidesaddle>lots of high medieval pageantry. Lean heavy into arthurian imagery
>>737858905>>737857921Link starts as a young soldier about to get promoted into being a Hyrule castle guard in a kingdom that was taken over by Ganandorf ages ago. This information is twisted to make Ganon a peoples hero or outright suppressed so next to no one in the aggressive expressionist Hyrule empire knows Ganandorf is illegitimate. To Link, Overlord Ganondorf has always been the immortal ruler of Hyrule as the possessor of the Triforce of Power, so to him, this Hyrule he was born into, is totally normal until he is forced into a mission that inevitably reveals the true state of things just before the first day of his cushy castle guard promotion.Zelda is true heir to the throne and has been living in an obligatory deep light-less woods with the few remaining loyalists (or descendants of said loyalists) who survived the old conflict. As possessor of the Triforce of Wisdom she is immortal like Ganondorf but barely remembers the real Hyrule because it was conquered when she was still young. She and her forces have since become thieving boogymen to the nobility of Ganondof's rule. As a band of miscreants in their dank woodland who live off the land, they are rowdy, uncouth vagabond highwaymen led by a buckskin wearing Robinhood style Zelda who foments rebellion as a savage murderous criminal against the crown.So Link would be the Maid Marion in this situation who then becomes the newest wielder for Courage after finding out his life has been a lie.
>>737860478An incarnation of Ganon that people love would be pretty interesting. I always thought Link would be the thief, not Zelda. But a push-pull conflict between goody-two-shoes Link and a rogue Zelda would be cool
>>737862080Throw a little Peter Pan and the Lost Boys energy in there with this Robin Hood style Zelda and she could initially capture him and after opening his eyes to the real shit, could give him the signature green tunic as a means of his joining her marry band. Maybe throw a fairy companion in there with the tunic too. He could also solidify himself as their leader after getting the Master Sword, maybe after Zelda gets inevitably captured.
>>737858687Based
>>737856024Fuck Zelda. Make Link even bigger than he was in Ocarina of Time
>>737856024I want them to have long ears again. BotW Zelda barely registers as an elf lady to me
>>737867421Bad picture for making that point actually
The dragon hybrid Zelda fanart makes me pine for something that will never be.
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>>737856545>>737857295>>737868616The modern Zelda team isn't based enough for these takes, kings.
/ss/ would go crazy
>>737868862A whole board for just skyward sword? Bold but I don't hate it
>>737856024>>737856643>>737857071>>737868862My god I never considered a game with an older Zelda and a young cute Link. How has this never occurred to me?
>>737856024>>737856545>slightly haggy zelda>adopts link>overly doting>mission objective: rescue mama
Why are you into this?What went wrong in your life?
>>737871356nta but I never found love as a child
>>737871356For me it's the opposite of this >>737871497 where I was ONLY ever loved as a child and I've never received any kind of affection when I got older so my ideal fantasy scenario is me being a child because that's the only way I can fathom actually being shown any kind of love.
>>737856024>>737856545
I find rosalina to be hotter than zelda usuallyI think zelda just needs the hair bangs like rosalina
Make her bigger
>>737872935not a single one of these zeldas have good hair except for her toon versions
