https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EnGo-bwaQQItlooksS000000000ooooooooooooooooo BOOOOOOOOOOOO00OOOOOOoooooooooooorrrrrring.
OKAY /v/LETS PLACE A GAMEFIND THE ENEMY (defined by an actual hostile creature)GO!
Why do you think a game being "boring" makes it bad? Such a childish way of thinking. This mentality is what's ruining games today
Why has it been almost 30 years and Nintendo is still recycling the same Yoshi sounds?
>>737857658Yoshi and the Mysterious Slop
You do realize you can't die, right? There are also no timers or challenges either. They made it super cutesy babby idiot tier, because that's what Nintendo fans like. Let's not put any skill or challenge into a game. Oh no. Players just want to play through the game for the story and very few engaging elements as possible.
>>737857754Small indie company, give them a break, they recycled Mario and friends Brawl voicelines all the way into Smash Ultimate.
>still unsurpassed
>>737857658ROFL at that filename!
>>737857658>>737857880Yoshi epic YWNBAW
>>737857658Why does Yoshi keep getting games despite being shit?
>>737857754What new Yoshi sounds do you need?
>Yoshi Story spiritual sequel>old Yoshi sounds>give custom names to enemiesseems okay to me, i might play this. hopefully the tutorial slop will be contained to one level
>>737857816>You do realize you can't dieWait a fucking minute that’s Wario’s thing!
>>737858032Nintendo has to cater to all its fans, even the minority. You get a new Kirby and then they're like "Oh, let's do a new Yoshi." I can say that Nintendo is pretty consistent with all their IP's. We're getting a new Fire Emblem coming out soon. They just pump out Mario stuff specifically because that's the "face" of the company and system.
>>737857658Well, yeah, it's a game for toddlers
>>737858151>Peach gets a game for 5 year old girls>Yoshi gets a game for 5 year old boys (that will turn gay)seems fair
>>737857658>dat flower name
You niggas would not survive World of Goo.
no prince froggy, no buy
Jesus christ, when are we getting something that's not comfy slop?
>>737858401fe
reminds me of kirby dreamland 3
>>737857658Yoshi is cute and it's a shame his games are doomed to be dogshit outside of one game on the SNES.
>>737857754they should have kept the original yoshis island sounds. his flutter jumped sounded so much better than the diarrhea shit screaming they have now. what the fuck were they thinking.
>>737857754This was probably a canned game for the switch 1 before they changed yoshi's voice
>>737858605That's just slop instead
>>737858148Interesting how they peaked at Epic Yarn and haven't really mad anything interesting aside from Wario since (which also wasn't that good, but it was unique and interesting at least)
>>737857658I preordered after watching and reading previews. I love Wario land 3.
>>737857658Looks like fun baby kino to chill with, don't care if it's piss easy as usual. Tezuka, Good-Feel and Yoshi mogs the shit out of nu-Miyamoto, muh Odyssey team and any non-Yoshi nu-Mario shit.>>737857840Good. They should've continued using them in all games instead of hiring some brown homosexual sounding like an apathetic kid going through puberty, who still can't do Mario's voice for shit 3 years later.
This is the type of a game you’ll get called snoy or Eric for saying looks bad but the people saying that won’t even buy the game themselves lol
>>737860115Mario Odyssey is the most polished 3D platformer ever made and has some of the best movement of any 3D platformer ever made. Yoshi and the Mysterious Book is literal toddler slop made for 5 year old girls. You’re telling me as a grown man you’re going to buy this at launch and play it by yourself in a dark room? Holy shit lmao
https://www.walmart.com/ip/19926072010?sid=F0C49371-05FA-4C76-A662-39A72B3A8F12Still $60 physical at walmart($10 off physical.) splatoon raiders $10 off as well.
>>737857719>LETS PLACE A GAMEPlace it where?
>>737860229> play it by yourself in a dark room?No you faggot the lights will be on
>>737860229>Mario Odyssey is the most polished 3D platformer ever madeplay more 3d platformers, that game has the worst level design for 3d marios.
>>737860229I already pre ordered and I will be playing this in my comfy bed in the dark. im 31 years old
Cliffy B is buying a Switch 2 just to play yoshi
>>737860329Do you know what “polished” means?
>>737857658Is Yoshi's Island (Snes) the only good Yoshi game?.>>737857752>I-is not boring, is just that you don't understand it.Try it harder nintenfag.
>>737860329What would you say is above odyssey?
>>737860229>Mario Odyssey is the most polished 3D platformer ever made and has some of the best movement of any 3D platformer ever made. lolmao, 64 has better movement and all previous 3D Marios ultramog it, including 3D Land and 3D World.>you’re going to buy this at launchNo, I'm buying it later with the Switch 2 when it has more good games than just this and maybe Pokopia.>play it by yourself in a dark room?Problem?
>>737860501>including 3D land >The most unremarkable 3D Mario is better than odysseyYeah ok. I 100% it once around launch and never touched it again. Broccoli heads first Mario is not very good.
>>737860395Polished Dog shit is a better deacription. That game proves that you can have a great moveset, great music, etc, but if the level design is pushover/minimal obstacle shit, it make the game flacid. I'd say Bananza is better, while that game could also be better.>>737860438Just talking Marios, Galaxy 2. But outside of that in tendie console, KATFL. That game actually acknowledges it's not a proper platformer(more of a beat em up hybrid), and makes up for it with it's exploratory strengths. Rayman 3 is also good.
>>737860501You’re legitimately a shit eater. “NINTENDOOOOOOO THAT GAME MARIO ODYSSEY, YOU KNOW THE ONE THATS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES EVER??? YEAHHHH ITS ACTUALLY SHIT AND YOSHI AND THE MYSTERIOUS BOOK (mid 70’s on metacritic most likely, lazy yarn slop #782) IS ACTUALLY THE GOOD STUFF THAT WE WANT
>>7378599861. Wario Land: Shake It came out WAY before Epic Yarn. 2. It's an excellent game, second best in the series.3. Yoshi's Woolly World came out after Epic Yarn and was the second best Yoshi game after Island.
>>737857754Nailed it on the first take.
>>737860626No anon, galaxy 2 is not better than odyssey. Though I do like it a lot. I haven’t played it since launch though. I will always choose exploration over linearity.
>>737860626Yoshi is going to be even easier thoughPlus Odyssey in designed in such a way that you can challenge yourself by doing difficult jumps to explore the levels in a non linear way… sure a kid could beat Odyssey, but the game is ripe for self imposed platforming challenges that feel seamless to perform
Man June cant come soon enough, surely the direct then will be as strong as the 2018 one right?
>>737860702Galaxy 2 has actual tight level design, and is one of the more relevant examples of why I prefer level oriented gameplay.
>>737860134>eric already malding
>>737860736>the game is ripe for self imposed platforming challenges that feel seamless to performthis is dog shit MYOF bs that has plauged nintendo for this whole switch generation. It implies that they put little to no thought into putting their vision into the game, and instead impose that aspect of game building onto the player. Awful.
>>737860865Yeah man god forbid they give the player some options instead of everything being hyper linear baby slop. Go have with your little Yoshi though, I’m going to wait for Splatoon Raiders, that looks a lot more fun
>>737857658Now you know how many feel when they hear endless praise for Red Jank Resolution 2 and ubislop games. Difference is at least Yoshi controls well.
>>737860637Go to bed Miyamoto and careful seething so hard, you might stroke out. >YOSHI AND THE MYSTERIOUS BOOK IS ACTUALLY THE GOOD STUFF THAT WE WANTYes. Tezuka chads stay winning, we're always eating good.
>>737861000You can have the latter and have it actually be hard, designed by actual game designers. You should play good games like that(ie. Mario Galaxy/AHIT), instead of boring games that rely on mostly spectacle like Odyssey.
>>737861097The last point also refers to Yosh,i by the way.
>>737857658I'm kind of wondering why they still make yoshi games at all. There's only been one good one.
>>737860285on the davenport
>>737861000You mentioning Raiders helps my point, even. That game looks actually focused.
>>737861208I think it's a credenza.
>>737861097Dude I love Galaxy but it’s not as good as Odyssey. They’re about the same difficulty wise. I’m also enjoying Demon Shores right now btw it’s more difficult than Mario Odyssey but the quality just isn’t there in the same way Odyssey’s is
If you're going to make Yoshi the babby IP forevermore, give me Wario games that are harder than Mario games.
>>737861307Uhhh the trailer on Nintendo today made it look like it has wide open maps to explore non-linearly…
>>737860245@NintendoAmerica @FBI DO SOMETHING WALMART IS WORKING WITH ERIC TO UNDERMINE YOU AND STEAL MONEY FROM YOU
>>737861394you can clearly see that there are beginning and ends of each section in the supplemental tweets that they put out. It's a mix of OE and Salmon Run/SO.
>>737861454It’s less “focused” than S1-3 campaigns
>>737860642>Shake it>second bestlol
>>737861505They are still levels.
>>737861543Goalposts: shifted
>>737857658who keeps buying the same baby yoshi game enough to convince nintendo to keep them churning these out every 3 years
>>7378615174 >= SI = 3 > 2 > W = VB > 1Deal with it.
This has "$30 at Costco in six months" energy to it.
>>737861620oh you're a "debate me" tard, goodbye
>>737857870I usually hate the “old good new bad” mentality but Yoshi’s Island is legitimately the best Yoshi game still and it’s remarkable.
>>737861643>who keeps buying the same baby yoshi game enough to convince nintendo to keep them churning these out every 3 yearsThe last Yoshi game came out in 2019, retard. And Woolly World was 2015 (and actually good, unlike Crafted World). What's coming out "every 3 years" that has you cock in a knot?
>>737861646>deal with my bad tasteEh, whatever, continue having bad opinions, I just came here to laugh at you
>>737861647Walmart's already selling it online for $60 physical: >>737860245
>>737857870surpassed by wooly world and crafted world(which /v/ never even played)the only reason YI is put on a pedestal is because you played it when you were 5 and creamed yourself over the wheel turning in mode 7 3d
Imagine being a Switch 2 owner and this is the shit you have to play while waiting for Nintendo to finally announce a game worth playing. Ik not everyone is going to play this garbage but buying a console at launch and seeing it collect dust inbetween months, i cant believe the buyers remorse
>>737862023>I like yoshi games>NO YOU DONT YOU KEK, YOU ONLY THINK YOU DO! YOU HAVE BUYERS REMORSE
I’m getting sick and tired of every game being a 6-7/10. We need a new Xenoblade, a new 3D Mario, a new Zelda (2D or 3D), all of the good shit
>>737862057Who are you quoting?>>737862000>crafted world>challengingLet me guess the final 1 level?
>>737861783I'm factually right, you're an ape laughing at a man from within a cage, surrounded by your own shit.
>>737862132did I mention the word challenging anywhere in my post? do you think any yoshis island game is challenging?
>>737862226YI has challengeWooly world to some degree doesCrafted world is a throwaway game. No one mentions it like how people dont mention 3DS YI. Too easy and forgettable even the reverse levels dont make it good and the music is the worst part.
I kinda hope they port the DS and 3DS games. Same with Kirby
>>737862301>YI has challengelolLMAO even. Let me guess, you think the ski jump is sweat inducing>n-no you just think you had fun!!!
>>737857752Name one game you consider both boring and good.
>>737858140I actually like this game once I stopped comparing it to the previous game.
>>737859659Wooly world was also good.
>>737862134Uh huh
game overs are an outdated concept in video games
>>737864258You are an outdated concept
>>737864654sent that freak flying
>>737862000>crafted worldliterally the worst game on the switch and ive played it all. You are probably the first person ive ever heard like that shitstain. The music alone is enough to blow someones brains out, nevermind how slow and boring it istendies will literally defend any new title to own le boogeyman
>>737864816>the game is awful because...I dont like the musicoutstanding analysis
>>737864654>last game you played with a game over>uhhhhhh does YOU DIED countno
>>737864983I already said why its bad but i am not joking its probably one of the worst tracks ive ever heard. Like music so fucking awful that it actively hurts you. Ive loved many games with mediocre or forgettable tracks but playing one of the easiest most braindead games ive ever played with really nothing new or interesting added with literal CIA torture music makes it probably the worst exclusive on the switch>DUDE JUST MUTE ITIf I gotta mute a game its a bad game
>>737857658It's a Yoshi game in the vein of Yoshi's Story and Yoshi Crafted World, of course it is boring as shit, they should have made Woolly World 2 instead.
>>737857870Woolly World is better, very similar in style but no retarded baby.
SM64 DS - the only 3d platformer yoshi game 4ever & ever.
One (1) year in btw
Looks alright but boy am I glad they're not asking me to drop 80€ on it. Game Stop had physical preorders going for 60 like the digital release so I took advantage of that.
>>737867951Yoshi was also a capture in Odyssey so there's a much more recent precedent of playable 3D Yoshi without it being just Mario's mount. I feel like Good Feel should try one. Crafted World had egg aiming with full 3D depth and that Tomba "intersecting 2D lanes" level design, Pricess Peach Showtime was straight-up a 3D platformer with fixed camera and pic related a 3D platformer with mostly free camera. It's not like they have no experience.
>>737865106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_p8_3n7drswhat the fuck is this music dog please tell me this plays only in a silly cutscene
I got it on discount and I was surprised when it turned out to be fun, really liked the jungle world, the game is so nice to look at and 100% it requires some skill, not as difficult as YI and it doesn't have some bullshit special levels like YIDS, definitely easier than Wooly World but it's around there.
>>737862000trips for truth but the original is more incredible factoring in the time it came out. Also more innovative.
>>737869345> YIDSyea
>>737869467best artstyle too
>>737860285On the PS5, it really needs one
>>737868759https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAtd6NBvVA0
>actual child game for children>not a family game to appeal to everyone like Mario, just an actual child game made for children>"WHY IS IT SO BORING"Literally just don't play it?
>>737870016there's nothing else to play, this is their big system seller for the spring lol
>>737870093Publishers don't make system sellers in spring
>snoys malding over Nintendo's second GOTY contenderyou love to see it
>>737870016>Literally just don't play it?Island is my favorite game. And from early previews this one looked like almost a return to form. Yoshi ran with some momentum, looks like he has all the moves.Then the news hit. >You can't die>There's no finish lineI just want some game in my game...fucking nintendo hasn't gotten my hopes up in over a decade but they got me this time.Those bitches.
>>737857870yoshi's story was better
>>737870368Imagine waiting for HL3 and then they show a beautiful teaser and WOW THIS LOOKS GOOD you can't wait!And then it comes out and >There's no health, Gordon Freeman can't die its just godmode>We didn't really make levels lol, you just kill like 10 combine soldiers and the level ends i dunno lolThat's how I feel rn
>>737870502>WOW THIS LOOKS GOODWho the fuck says this about a yoshi game?Its been a bland series for 25 years, and just babified mario for half its games.
>>737870660from that first trailer this is the closest it has ever looked to the SNES (mechanically not graphically)
>>737870016Nintendo are making games forZombified Turbo Normies (Mario Kart World)Marvel Slop Gobblers (Metroid Prime)Special needs sense toy enjoyers (Donkey Kong Bananzo)Toddlers (This game)they just aren't targetting their core audiende anymore
>>737870708Where is the crying baby mario?
>>737870870I assumed they'd do hit points or ....SOMETHING
>>737870912lollmao
>>737857816But if you die in the game you die in real
>>737871029it reeks of upper executive meddling>We noticed focus group testers get upset when they fall in the pit and lose the 1ups, can we get rid of that?
>>737871203Yoshi has been representative of babby mode gameplay for a while now
>>737857658I click on a random time and the music was the worst shit I've ever heard. Then after a few seconds I realized it was just an enemy bee. But after clicking around some more, it seems like there's barely any music aside from the occasional loud offensive instrument and various loud sound effects. Why does Yoshi have to suffer such bad sound quality in every single game for 20 years?
>>737871520Woolly World had really good music but they didn't bother hiring the composer again for some reason. It's got emotion.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjUO7p1_9c
No way is this supposed to tide people over until the June direct
>>737857754The retarded duck voices are done by Kazumi Totaka, an in-house composer since the 90s. Of course they aren't going to change it up.
Not buying the game unlessYoshi is voiced by Donald Glover.
>>737870016Actual games for children used to be some of the most ballbusting shit out there 30 years ago. We didn't treat them like literal retards. This game is for 2 year old toddlers, not kids.
>>737862369RDR2
>>737870016How about fuck you the original had 'childish' aesthetic too but was still an actual game the devs poured their hearts into to stand toe to toe with mainline Mario. So sick of shills using the "its for kids" argument to defend slop like this and modern pokemon
>>737857870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkbxyPl83yI
>>737857658that's the point? it's made for people who are too young to play bing bing wahoo
>>737870016>>737872828Nintendo games, like traditional animation, are for the children of yesteryear. Games for children are gachagames and shooters.
>>737857658Why are you making threads about it if you don't like it?
>>737857658nsp when
>>737870368>I just want some game in my game...sorry, yoshi games are just mario for toddlers
