>completely destroy someone in an online game>message recieved notification pops up
>get into an argument on /v/>he's completely wrong but better at arguing than me
>>737858749I'm the other guy, I like picking fights about shit I barely understandsometimes in the process I find out I'm right and come down hardsometimes I find out I'm wrong and just keep going out of sheer hatred
>>737858665>Completely destroy someone in an online game.>They remember you to the point they angrily call you out when you encounter them in an entirely different online game.Wii online was great for that.
>>737858749This kinda of makes if you think about it. It's easier to make justifications for cynical ideas than it is for ethical ones since the fundamental ideas of those are more prevalent and there's an appealable audience for it on here. I saw a thread where Anons were agreeing with Anti-Moral Realism against someone expressing Kantism and other moral frameworks. It's kinda of how like people get into the Manosphere since they're "telling the truth" while everyone seems like they're NPCs and what not. It's possible to make an argument against it but those ideas aren't more well known. TL;DR Respectfully, Skill Issue.
I'm glad Roblox doesn't delete DMs, I have a shit ton of these that I piled up as a kid.
>>737858665>beat someone fair and square >Literally less than five minutes later I get a dm telling me to kms Lol
>>737858867May I interest you in pic rel?
>dominating cs lobby>get vote to kick by my own team BEEF OVERLOAD!!!!
>>737858749>see two anons arguing on a board over something trivial>repost the same image as one anon did>the other anon gets super mad>repost it almost daily even though youre not the original anon and dont even care about the argument but you just like seeing the other autistic anon have a melty everytime
>>737859029>>737858665That's when you hit 'em with "it's just a video game." to make them even more mad since you're not being a sore winner.
>late night deadlock>left lane is feeding crazy, like 25 deaths in as many minutes crazy>winning my lane handily, right lane is eking out a draw>painful, grinding loss, left lane players are comming and coordinating and trying>right lane geist just whines all game in his weird Germanic accent, ends game 4/4/9 with most farm >as enemy is taking patron, type in all chat "low impact lane, wcyd">geist dogpiles and starts shitting on left lane in all>"(I actually meant Geist)">literal autistic shriek over mic>starts cursing at me in his weird Germanic language>tries to add me to steam after game ends>posts comments on my profile for hours>added my fuckin Spotify account with the same username to try and harass me further>accept his steam invite, open voice chat with him on my phone>while he is screaming incoherently go to bathroom>open mic and take a fat fucking dump with my phone held next to the toilet>block>wash hands and phone>sleep like a baby>mfw
>>737858982>as a kid>message is from 2017i knew /v/ was bad but holy shit
>>737859062I'm not trying to be earnest, I'm trying to parasitically learn things off the backs of people who aren't smart enough to not waste their time and are highly motivated to 'educate' meIt's not going to make you feel good, but I'm going to learn a shit ton from what arguments you used and what you fixated onNext time that argument occurs I'll be able to earnestly engage with it
>>737858982>kid>2017You have to be 18+ to use this board.
>>737859267Anon 2017 was 9 years ago.
>>737859181I believe people like have an enemy complex where they think everyone "being the same person" makes them more secure in thinking people disagreeing with them are lesser in some way despite the point being the same.
>>737858665>chuckle about it and go back to game and forget about it>several hours later about to get off>see still getting new messages>send a quick "lmao you're still mad?">log off
>>737859325You're an underage tourist who doesn't fucking belong here. You were in diapers when I started posting here. Get the fuck off MY board.
>>737859062>civility and sincerity4chan cant even feign this
>>737859181based
>>737858665sex with marcy
>>737859386I like to go with 'who is this?' or just 'lol' and then nothing else. If I'm feeling spicy, 'sorry my little brother was playing, I don't know you' and block
>>737859471To be fair, this is a website that attracts this kind of archetype due to having fudemental rules that allow for the opposite kind of behavior. It's like expecting incels.is not to have self-hating minorities, white supremacists, neo-nazis, etc.
marcille sexxxxxxxxxxxooooooo
>>737859601>'sorry my little brother was playing, I don't know you' and block
>>737858749>Amusing argument>Someone stops replying>Start replying/arguing pretending to be them no matter the viewpoint
>>737858665>having a heated argument with somebody on 4chan about if visual novels are video games>guy in my steam group chat mentions how he's arguing with this stupid fuck that thinks visual novels are video gamesThat stupid fuck's name? Albert Einstein.
>>737859697Kind of reminds me of this comic.
>>737859572>>737859652She would never have sex with you. Prove me wrong.
>>737859741Stop thinking of yourself highly. You're not allowed to have a healthy ego.
>>737859929well I'm pretty sure he became an hero so I guess visual novels are video games after all
>>737859924The burden of proof (and falsifiability) is on you.
>>737858665>45 seconds of silence since they forgot to unmute their mic
>>737859741Based. And they are.
>>737860010Respond in a way that seems like you're indirectly referencing them.
>>737859990It'd be too icky unless you could convince her it's normal. You'd have to show up with a bag full of soap bars.
>>737858749>I can't defeat these r/prequelmemes-tier images
>>737859471How dare you say this, I bet you’re a paki/spic/kike/nigger/jeet/bulgarian in the early stages of male to female gender transition.
>>737859471>website full of anonymous edgelords That’s why high quality effort posts are so valuable. When someone here who knows what they’re talking about chimes in with something meaningful and profound, it makes having to suffer the rest of the idiots on this website almost seem like it’s worth it.
>>737858749>enter thread>form a well-articulated argument against an Anon and post it>realize I misinterpreted their post>close and hide the thread
>>737860816I don't remember making this post
>>737858665>friday night>ready to play all night long in my room>MW/MW2 shit talking like no other>surely with my door closed and this late at night my parents can't hear me>slinging excellent bant>dumb niggers cant keep up, how bout some watermelon instead?>hah faggots taste my taint>cmon spic i know you aint too tired for workin on my lawnSuddenly i out of the corner of my eye i see my mother's face>quit all that racket>go to betshe leaves, but i know for sure she heard all the edgy shit i was saying.Man i wasn't sure how to take that but when she didn't mention it at breakfast the next day makes me think she was most concerned with me being quiet so she could sleep
>>737859181>see two anons arguing>mimic Anon A's writing style to reply to Anon B but intentionally add in logical fallaciesit's honest work
>>737860816
>>737858968how do I git gud?
>>737859213it's been 9 years since 2017. you're just old and decaying.
>>737859195kek based
>>737858665>Playing Path of Exile>Get random DMs from people in game and on the website asking me for advice because they saw my build and wanted to copy itI'm happy to help because it inflates my ego.
>>737860816I always draft my posts before uploading and probably 75% of them I wind up not posting because of this. After agonizing for up to an hour over points that nobody even made.
>>737860816i do this once a week
>>737860925>b bites>step in to mimic B as you mimicked Amission accomplished
>>737860816>Send the last reply right before the thread archives or gets pruned>Just automatically won the argument
>>737858665>check message>"gg"how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>737861227>Call them a retarded faggot>Thread 404s >Win
>>737860958You likely are good but you're not in a place where your ideas are appreciated. You can only make a good argument so good until people don't like your positivity and sink back to their negativity. Do be weary that it's not necessarily purposefully done by them but potentially influenced by other factors (social media consumption, environment, personality, etc.) Do not be worried if you get "BTFO" by the people who believe their cynicism is better than your points. > “People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character." Ralph Waldo Emerson
>>737858749>get into an argument on /v/>realise i'm completely wrong and retarded>double down
>>737861145The furthest I've ever gone with this is just copying a segment of their tree off of poe.ninja. I don't message them, I figure out why it's good.This is a very good intuitive leap spot for melee cucks without capped accuracy
>>737860816>get into argument with someone>realize I'm actually completely and hopelessly wrong>remember that image of "I was just pretending to be retarded">double down
>>737861064you dont belong here, you will always be an eternal newfag
>>737858749>argue with an avatarfag>he stops posting images to pretend he's someone else to protect his "reputation"
>>737859062Accusing someone of "Sealioning" just looks like a tactic used by people who make shitty arguments to evade criticism of those arguments by branding it as trolling or harassement.
>Type up a post>Make adjustments here and there>Change some words around>Fix typos>Post>Minor grammar mistake
Shitposting is a hell of a drug. I can't count the number of times I've found myself 30 posts deep in a thread defending an opinion I don't even hold about a game I have never plated.
>>737861726>replied to the wrong post
>>737861726>instantly get called ESL by a nigger who was on the last straw
>Been having a rough time lately>Enter thread and make a needlessly aggressive post>Feel bad afterwards so close and hide the thread
>>737861743this but the other guy is seven layers pretending to be actually shitposting, and kill him with a rick and morty quote
>accidentally recommend someone outer worlds thinking they're talking about outer wilds years ago>they reply a few minutes after showing they bought it because of my only reply to their post>still feel bad about it
>>737861726>Make one (1) minor spelling mistake>Correct myself right away>Still get called a pajeet
>have a great game with someone >they send a friend request
>>737861864You just discovered displaced aggression. I hope you feel better soon.
>>737861904kek
>>737861743I've shitposted for games I will literally never play but I will pretend I have just to troll the other person and btfo them
>>737861896>purposely mispell words to make sure to get a ton of (You)s
>>737861904>accept friend request then never talk or play games with them againI have the guy who runs Logical Increments on my friends list and I've never talked with him
>>737859195why is it always EU on American servers all we have is trannies
>>737861654I found out about by clicking random page and getting redirected to Wikipedia's No Nazis essay.
>losing argument>reply to myself agreeing with my latest post
>>737862117You'd still get called the same person even if it were someone else.
>>737858665Getting hatemail as an invader in DS3 had me on cloud nine for daysWhat a wonderful feeling
>>737858665>get fanmail>report them for abusive conduct
>>737861654To be fair this is the issue with being unable to distinguish malice and incompetence without a full picture of the individuals.
>>737860816I still sometimes think about the one time eight years ago that I called anon a moron for making idiotic unsubstantiated claims and then realized that I misread a chemical name and that there were actually quite a lot of well-cited papers about the subject matter
>>737861376>I'm not losing because I'm actually retarded>I'm only losing because I'm pretending to be retarded!
>>737860816You and I, we are not so different.
>>737862426>Seething loser is so gay that he can only find faggot shit He has always owned himself there and nothing else
>>737862426I say this
>>737862426Classic demo
>>737858749>write 2000 words answer perfectly btfo'ing the other>thread 404s
>someone asks a really retarded question in broken English on global chat>gets ignored>answer him out of pity >You Have a New Friend Request
>>737858749>completely demolish the other guy>multiple anons just call me a retard or other insults without elaborating
>>737858665>Hey man, sorry, I really wasn't playing my best.>You beat me fair and square.>I really hope we can play again.
>>737858665>Want to talk about games with anons>Go to make a post in a thread>Feel like whatever I have to say won't matter>Almost finished with it but close out of the page before submittingI'm tired of feeling like this guys. I love games and I love talking about games I like but I find it exhausting when I feel like I'm just talking into the void, and I find I feel this way outside of /v/ too. I was going to post something funny but my back hurts like a motherfucker and I'm just feeling kinda sad.
>>737862163>click the arrow and deselect the You checkbox>post the browser screenshot and tell the accuser to take his meds
>>737859697I've done that a long time ago on /mlp/, I got a good kek out of it.
>>737859869i hate xkcd so much, he is the midwit emperor
>>737862426Oh man I really miss the ps3.
>Win an argument>faggot spams the entire thread with samefag posts
>>737860816>write 1800 characters>hit submit>look at their post again>missed a negative, meaning i'm agreeing with them while calling them retardedi hit delete on the post and the millisecond the 60s is up, close the thread
>absolutely hate a game/series>show up to every single thread about it
>>737859079>Back when smite was goo- playable, probably season 3ish I was tooling around on the 3v3 map (the one that looked like a bow came out recently)>mained cupid, cause the classic skin was ugly as fuck and I had to carry sometimes theater kid gf played with me sometimes>team mates are retarded, oh well that's normal in casual>they feed, I hold the line>enemies get cocky and go for midbuff>OH BABY A TRIPLE>murk em, grab buff, go grab attack buff as well>shitting on my own team in allchat, telling enemies they almost had me>game takes another 5ish minutes to wrap up, I wasn't pro or anything>taking down their boss after another 1v3 beatdown>my team spamming vgs and calling me a cheater in chat>forfeit before I can win so as to 'rob' me of my accolades>I'm beaming with joy, probably whispered "beast mode" to myself IRL>enemies ask if I want them to report teammates for throwing>"nahh, this is already punishment enough"Hirez can make a pretty good game every blue moon. Sad the new tribes was so shit. I also used to do pretty well with the shitty painter Chinese mage just because people expected him to be bad
>>737862902Just argue with yourself from your phone to bump the thread, until other anons join in
>>737858665>Completely destroy someone online, but messages have been turned off for years>On a private account, so anyone who tries to message me is left totally impotentLetting people stew in their own juices is a peaceful life.
>>737858749>type up a big rebuttal>proofread it>check my sources>post>YOU CANNOT REPLY BECAUSE THIS THREAD NO LONGER EXISTS
>>737863452I simply do not have the energy to do that. I don't really wanna argue either, I like sharing game experiences and game recs, and it's cool whenever either I find out something new about a game I love or I help someone else figure out something new about a game they love.
>bait a retard into a shitposting overload>report all his posts for flamewarring>20 deleted posts
>>737860816>misinterpret>misspell>continue until the fag posts his last word bomb>go to sleep knowing he wanted my (You)
>call out someone for posting the exact same thread multiple times>multiple people call me obsessed/schizophrenic/etc.
>>737863719ehh kinda ngldon't dive into the schizo crab bucket, they'll make posts until they die, there's nothing you can do to stop it, don't further enable him
>>737863719They live for your post.
>>737863719schizos thrive off attention
>>737863719>multiple peopleIt’s likely the same person trying to damage control.
>Arguing with another anon>Destroy him so badly he refuses to just take the L and move>No longer argue with him>Other anons do it in my place anyway>Argument anon is seething so hard he thinks it's me still arguing when I haven't even did anything
>>737860816I do this or make a crucial typo once a week
>>737863965Did you win or was it all an illusion?
>absolutely correct in an argument>back it up with proof, facts>spend the rest of the time making fun of them >they declare they are the winner since all i am doing is insulting them>laugh even harder
>>737864028Yes
I got accused of aimbotting in tf2 and got votekickedone of my proudest moments
>>737860816Back in the day we used to say "Disregard my post I suck cocks" as penance for being a retard.
>Tfw the anon you're rooting for is winning the argument
>make a meme destroying an OP for being a fat retard>Cope posts a few times before the thread is pruned
>>737864029>try to call you out for samefagging>take a screenshot and remove a (You)>he calls you out on it and claims victory>fails to realize two of the posts were posted in less than a minute and couldn't be (You)'d even if phonefaggingI know he jerks off to this interaction to this very day, I don't have the heart to kill my favorite thread schizo
>Type "I accept your consession">Post>I'm not even the one arguing
>>737858665>say "hi" and be completely nice and cordial with them. Even say "gg".Used to do it all the time in souls PvP. Got about 10k hours across the games.
I've been letting Claude handle my online video game messaging automatically for awhile now. Barring personal information, naturally as stipulation, it's Kind of funny. Been a wild success, people get really mad at it.
>>737863965What I like is I argue a point and I'm not that good at it. Then another Anon takes up the mantle and out performs me in every regard and I just watch in awe.
>>737858749They don't tell you that arguing in itself is a skillform
>>737864049Kek. Love you bro.
>>737858749>Get into an argument on /v/>Type an extremely well thought out response>Thread archived.>You cannot reply anymore.
>>737859697Even better is>alright whatever I'm done replying to you>*start replying as that person, ruining their credibility*
>>737858665>make really funny comment>no one notices>anon makes exact copy of my post 20 minutes later>60 (Yous) going BASED, lmfao, kek
>want to chime in an argument on a thread>minor typo>mfw
>>737864427>Reddit frog
>>737858665I still think about that one guy who was infamous in SRK hatemail threads, uberfuhrer something, where he'd accuse everyone of cheating and being Asian. I encountered him a few times back then and he compared playing against me to Pearl Harbor.
>>737858665impregnate marcille
>>737858665Taking Marcy on a daate to a shitlib caffee where they serve 50 kinds of herbal tea that is 5 times overpriced
>>737861894>later>Games /v/ tricked you into playing
>>737858665
>>737861654Sealioning is badgering but you're trying to pretend you're not a shithead
>>737865370i just wanted to recommend a game i enjoyed.. i fucked up..
>>737865406falin trannies... we lost...
>>737863719>multiple people
>>737863719you know i guess it's really not surprising that schizophrenia develops and thrives here
>>737865204Literally impossible
>>737863423Dark Megaman.EXE, is that you?
It was so fun dunking on kids in in brawlhalla and getting mad massages, shame they removed post fight chats, now they invite you to a private room and thats too much hustle for me
>>737858749>see two anons arguing>one is clearly right>gang up with the retard anon just to fuck with the one who is rightOr even better, when you feel really devilish>pretend to be correct anon and start making really awful retard responses to destroy their arguments credibility and let wrong anon win
>>737859924I don't see how what she wants is relevant.
>>737861726it's always an "and and" or "the the"i dont know howit never fails
>post just to post anime>seven (you)s
>>737864179>post opinion>anon tells me why I'm wrong>reply with "I accept your consession"
>>737864516
>>737860042....not.
>>737864191why did saying Good Game become such a trigger on game chats
>>737863719Hi ronald
>>737866297people take losing in a video game a lot more seriously now
>>737865727Similar for me>be me, actually correct>wrong anon dunking on me epic style, one or more people join him because they actually believe whatever misinfo I'm trying to disprove with only half the facts>give up>several minutes later some anon who knows what they're talking about joins in and defends my side of the argument>feeling bitter, I start dunking on him with counterarguments and memes from the opposing side I was just arguing with until he relentsI'm not sorry.
>>737866297>>737866484What if it wasn't a good game?
>>737866609But I did have breakfast this morning.
>>737859423the kid wasn't even a glimpse in his father's testicles when I got here...really makes you think
>Argue about my pet peevee issue about pointless shit I care about>get acused of being some other autist that also argues about the topic in some tangential wayAm I not my own man????
>>737863719fuck off poopdick schizo
>>737866737no, we arent
>>737858665I made 2 people ragequit TF2 last week. Feels good man.
>>737858749>>he's completely wrong but better at arguing than meThis is everything wrong with my real life. I cant argue worth a shit and it affects everything.
>>737858749>get into disagreement with another anon>proceeds to post gore, interracial memes, wojaks, frogs, images of trannies found in god knows where, some tiktok webms of pajeets and twitter/reddit memes or screencapsHow do you go from a simple argument to unhinged derangement syndrome?
>>737866823I've gotten accused of being a spammer just for using common reaction pictures.
>>737866858ive caused multiple twitch streamers to be banned due to showing my porn sign in the kill cam
>>737860816yeah
>>737863719Realistically what can be done against truly dedicated schizos/autistic thread detailers?
>>737863719Thats just them being buttmad and going damage control. They know they're the schizo making the same thread 8 times a day, but they hate being called out on it.
>>737867149Nah they love that shit. Schizo have delusions of grandeur. When getting called out by a random anon, they think they are important.
>>737867075Nothing, ignore them and hope they die, a schizo can go on for decades.
>>737867075Ignore them. If you see someone react to their post ignore them too because its likely a samefag attempt. This is why shitposters hate post ID’s and the idea of them existing here.
Post IDs do nothing but empower the real schizos that hop IPs thoughAnd those schizos aren't funny
>>737867335It discourages the lower effort shitposters from constantly samefagging so that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
>>737867335Ok. If someone posts from a mobile device add an attached ID to that too.
>>737867335ip hopping is a lot harder right nowonly the most dedicated schizos can do it
>end up late to leave work because I'm tens of posts deep into the most retarded argument of all time with another person who cares as little about the subject as I doI'MSOCIALIZING
>>737864427this except thread deleted (I only reply to off-topic, troll, or porn threads on blue boards so this happens regularly)
>won a game with multiple team members disconnected
>>737858749>tfw two people are arguing on /v/ and you join in on the side of one of the anon’s
>>737867487just ban mobile IPs and anyone posting from an Android OS.
>Make a post asking for advice about a subject>No replies>Reply to myself with wrong bullshit advice>8 people reply, correcting me with in depth explanations on the topic I was curious about
>Some anon makes a claim about a game series' canon, which is not in any way confirmed, more just speculation>Correct anon on this, basically just saying that their claim is not necessarily true>Anon doubles down on their stance and writes up a wall on how their understanding of events is the only correct, factual one>Grumble grumble for tens of posts>All this for a game series where gameplay comes first, story in distant tertiary place, almost enough to be irrelevant
>>737867745It always do be like that
>>737867530That's why you get your discord kittens to reply for you
>>737858665>”GGWP! You’re really good at this game!”
>fight some phantom in dark souls/ring/wahtever protecting my host>get a message>expect some whingy shit>it's a thank you for a nice fight
>>737858749>win the argument>anon moves the goalpost >win that argument too>Get accused of moving the goalpost
>>737858749>get into an argument>make a minor grammar mistake in my post>get called an ESLfag
>>737858749Don't feel too bad, anon. Plato seethed about sophists his entire life
>>737858665>proximity chat shit talking>their voice cuts out immediately when you kill themso fucking satisfying
>>737858867
>>737861654I've seen it in real life with people on environmentalist campaigns when I tell them I can't allow such political things on a community noticeboard, endless demands to explain what makes it political.
>>737858982>kid>2017This is a boomer website. If you were born after 9/11 you must leave immediately
>>737868395this is how toxic comms should be and its not an issue, mic spam and radio spam is gay nigger jew behavior, only reserve that shit for twitch streamers.
>>737859869>Someone thought this was clever enough to write down and publish online
What the fuck are you all talking about? Nobody even argues anymore. They just spam tranny and soijack shit. It's not even fun to watch.
>>737868331we know you are brazilian bro, you'll never be white gringo, all your bitches belong to your superiors.
>>737868865i'm yuropoor
>>737864179Genuinely my favorite thing to do
>>737868501Based fellow brat hating boomer.
>>737868501>>737868931You two are in need of correction, immediately!!!
>>737861634anyone who wasn't here in 2004 is a newfag foreveri've been here since 2012, almost 15 years and I'm still a newfagcaring is newfag behavior, which is worse than actually being one
>>737868906you a spic bro?
>>737858749>write a long reply to a heated topic, hit submit>one second later notice I was somehow in the wrong tab>kemono mommy thread now has an out-of-place rant about intellectual propertyI might actually scream
>>737864857>it gets screencapped and put on reddit
>>737868448My knees... On their own...!?
>>737869548I've done this but then I go full steam and make up how it actually relates to the thread and start mocking everyfag who disagrees with me
>>737858749>>737858749>post irrefutable evidence proving my point right>anon dismisses it and calls me a nigger/jeet/troon>I wallow in sadness knowing that anon will never be able to reconcile with realitySometimes I forget people don't want the truth, they just want to be right.
>>737870463>guy posts what he thinks is irrefutable evidence that proves his point right>the fact that he thought the irrelevant garbage he posted was irrefutable evidence of his point reveals that he's profoundly retarded>call him a nigger and close the thread
>>737858749>obliterating someone in an argument>they keep replying>want to go to bed but I can't lose this>resort to the desperate measure of pulling out my phone and posting within the same minute just calling the other guy a meganigger>repeat twice>they stop replying>I can sleep soundly 1 hour past my bedtime and wake up angry the next morning
What are these arguments? Every post is completely vague, I want to know what you guys felt so strongly about.
>>737858982kys zoom
>>737858867Based
>>737858665>play an old MMO (lineage 2)>be about mid level range>there is someone farming on a spot I like>PK him>he starts crying and telling me "wait till i come on my main!">he comes on his main, super high level, kills me>ok lmao, i'll wait a bit and just go back>come back 30 mins later to the farming spot>he's still sitting there, kills me>alright, guess i'll come back in the evening>come back many hours later>he's STILL SITTING THERE, kills me again>lol this guy is dedicated, whatever, i'll come back tomorrow>come back tomorrow>HE'S STILL THEREI don't know how long he sat there after that, I just went to a different spot. And it's not like he was farming there, he was literally just sitting down, looking if I come back.I don't know if I should admire that nigger for his dedication or laugh at him of wasting two days of his life waiting specifically for me, while I wasn't even in the game most of that time.
>>737870896I can't remember, so many battles fought and for what? Did I win? What did it get me? My life didn't change, their opinions didn't budge, all I have to show for it are vague memories and lost time...
>>737871476I dunno, that's pretty based of him. I can respect that level of spite.
>>737858665>get completely destroyed by someone in an online game>message recieved notification pops uphttps://files.catbox.moe/iomzov.mp4
>>737860816I do this too, not as often as the other anon maybe though
>>737871559>catbox failinghttps://streamable.com/yo59qu
>>737862004>get put onto a team with burgers>tranny voice on paigethis happened TWICE already
>>737871745Only? Not too bad.
>Someone posts something stupid and wrong>Write up a reply calling them a fucking retarded double nigger and various other insults>Read over post>Rewrite it to point out they're wrong without the insults because I don't want to be meanI've gotten soft
>>737874483you're still a meanie
>>737874483>Someone posts something stupid and wrong>Write up a reply calling them a fucking retarded double nigger and various other insults>thread gets deleted before I hit the post button
>>737860816>get into argument with anon>realize I'm wrong>admit it and concede in shame>anon keeps attacking the point I just conceded as if I'm going to keep arguing???
>>737859652Having 50 beautiful daughters to grace the world with Marcille
>edit post>accidentally fuck up a sentence and look like an esl retard
>>737858665When I played Dota I used to tell my Russians carry players they will die in Ukraine soon, that was pre war. Immediately made every Russian dog shut up, makes me think how many of them died.
>>737874671I eventually conceded that it's useless to give any ground in online debates even when you're wrong because the other person is rarely acting in good faith and is this incapable of ever doing the same. I've learned that honest discussion is largely impossible because of this, as instead of considering other's viewpoints, how they arrived at their conclusions, and making concessions when their own arguments (inevitably) have flaws, anons rather plow onwards with the confidence of an infallible god, assured that not only are they right in down to every nuance, but that the other side is both ignorant AND an enemy. Anything to maintain the illusion of unshakeable moral and intellectual high ground.
>>737859213>>737859267>>737868501>>737871047> all these anons feeling embarrassed and exposed
stupid mule
>>737864516Devilishly based
>>737861524This is a cool form of autism and I would be friends with you. This is something I would do if I knew this was possible and I also didn't think that copying people somehow ruins the validity of the build because I didn't discover it myself. You're a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
>>737861743I drop into threads I barely understand, respond to random posts without grasping their context, and disagree with one of their points just because it looks wrong to me. Then I leave and never come back.>Tuxedo Mask.wav
>>737866591This is actually so funny for some reason; like you were brainwashed by retards just putting out their retard mind control brainwaves. Do you think that anon who tried to help you eventually switches sides, too?
>>737878796I do the pretend to be the guy he is arguing with and then make a really stupid point/easy argument to beat.
>>737867530>turn on phone mobile data>a lot harder right now
>>737874924You will die in Taiwan, soon.(more accurately over the ocean outside Taiwan)(so will I)
>>737861894Couldn't they have just refunded it anonI hope you told them it was wrong
>>737878995The classic false flag. Tell me, do you perhaps work for a Government (of literally any origin)? That's very government-coded, as the zoomers might propose.
>>737858749>see a reply chain where two anons have been arguing for a while >one of them is clearly retarded but is persistent and better at arguing >the other anon stops replying >he replies to his last post with something extremely retarded but nobody noticed or cared>want to reply but I'm too retarded to formulate a proper argument>"retard">check a few minutes later>"I accept your concession"
>>737858749>make an effortless shitpost thread>go to sleep>wake up>50 (You)s>500 replies>people are still arguing
>Get mad about thing>But realize I dont hate thing, i hate the media, optics and gaslighting around said thing>Cant argue against it without sounding like i am against thing.EverytimeEverytime some """"Woke"""" controversy that is just a tokenistic scapegoat being used to shield questionable choices this happens and I hate it everytime.
>>737858867This mindset is why humanity will never progress beyond it's current stage
>>737880140>humanity>progressing
>>737880140Almost all progress happened in wars.
>>737858665>angry at teammate>decide to troll>team shrugs it off>team wins despite my trolling>at end screen gloat to enemies as if i wasnt trolling whole game>hear bitching and moaning from teammates over voicechat as i close the game
>>737859230>Training to be a cancerous faggotLegit nigger behaviour thbqh desu
I don't understand getting mad at people who beat you in s gsmr, that's what they're supposed to be trying to do. I always seethe at my own retarded teammates who fuck things up.
>See some anon arguing a stupid point>Wait until the thread is about to be slid off>Post a response but also don't bump the thread>"Thread has been archived"
>>737858665>someone is being insufferable in TF2>report them on steam by saying they have a CP/gore spray out of pure spite>their profile actually gets taken down
>>737858665>retarded incompetent teammate starts flaming and blaming team>whole team calls him a retard>next game he gets put onto the enemy team and gets carried to victory>YOU HAVE ONE FRIEND REQUESTHATE
>>737866297saying gg first as the winner is bad manners
>>737861336Gem post
>>737858749>Arguments between two anons>continue argument as both anons getting more absurd and retarded but still having a veil of logic to it
>>737858749>enter thread>pretty active, there's a post every couple minutes>make my own reply>post>watch as the thread drops off the catalog and gets archived with no further activityI'm onto you.
>>737875071Nta, but I agree to a certain extend. I think it's a matter of the kind of material that people are made up of now compared to what was once before on the internet. We've always had faggots and retards using this place as a punching bag, but many of those people other than them knew how to hold a conversation and disagree even if it was rough. Now because we've had an entire generation go through social media and lower quality schooling and lack of real life soical contact compared to previous gens, we are now seeing here the results in full view. Giving your average retard access to the internet was also a very bad idea and in no way like print and press.
>>737862734>multiple>anon"s"you have so much to learn about this site arisu.
>>737858749>get into argument with fag>write lengthy post, double checking my points>halfway through realize I don't fucking care>delete it and shit on an earlier post pretending to be someone else>move on with my day
>>737886723>halfway through realize I don't fucking careThis kept me from turning into a /pol/ack, I was writing a lengthy post against a transsexual on Tumblr when I was a teenager and half-way through I pushed myself computer and yelled "OH MY GOD I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHY AM I DOING THIS"
I hope all the anons itt realize they're the reason this board is so shityou unironically cannot complain about the quality of this board if you do any of this shityou will reply with irony poisoned gigachad or smug.png but you really are the problem on this board, not the exception
>>737887121*pushed myself away from my computer
>>737858665>>completely destroy someone in an online game>Faggot has called a vote kick!>Vote kick against Anon (5 yes, 2 no)
>>737858749>someone makes a point I generally agree with but has some detail they're technically incorrect about>assume I'm attacking their entire point as a whole and not just that specific detail when I point it out>get dragged into an entire argument about it when I should just let go
>>737858749>reply with solid argument>3 days letter>post was copied word-for-word
>not that anon, but...>I'm actually that anon
>>737869548>people in the kemono mommy thread start agreeing with youSometimes it's nice to be reminded that you're in good company in the strangest of places
>>737862920>not selecting every post in view including the guy you reply to
>>737861336The older I get, the more I realize how influential the environment can be. I even find myself reassessing my tastes nowadays, as a lot of it was informed in my youth by wanting to align with “kino” tastes in music, film, games, etc. I try to be discerning with my preferences now, though - it’s more fun to figure out your personal “#1’s” rather the defaulting to the consensus. I don’t discount things with mass appeal, though, as some things can be good and popular.
>>737875071Idk, for the oldfags trolling each other is just meta and you can still have a decent discussion behind all the ribbing. I think the site has always been like this, but then normies got access to a smartphone and our behavior absolutely broke them.
>>737858749>Argue with an anon>Honestly tired of this "last word" crap children and americans believe wins an argument>Once I've said enough I just fucking leave the thread>Come back later and find someone has taken my place and the retard is now screaming them down, assuming it's me
>>737885921>go through a fairly long thread replying to stuff as I do>get to the bottom>it's half a dozen of my own posts lined up back to back
>>737862169Elden ring was such a step back in the multiplayer department das3 had, it genuinely saddens me.
>want to inspect someone in a MMO>send a trade or friend request instead>run away in shame
>>737888248nta, but I started to do this to when I realized that letting your taste be based on the outside consensus is a horrific way to do life. Especially when people started aligning their tastes, not because they like it, but because it aligns with their political beliefs, fucking up suggestions and muddying the waters of whats actually popular or is just popular because it has trans people in it. The world now is so inauthentic and lack novelty because of shit like this.
>>737861743I did this out of malice. I had threads get bumped off that were about dwarf fortress or deep rock galactic because of deltatrannies who insisted on making 30 threads a day about their tumblr homestuck like that they praise is the second coming of jesus and theres no game slike it. I saw this happen to other threads too that were non-gacha related get the same treatment as mine and it made me so mad that it happened to a draw thread that didn't really deserve it with really neat art.With the release of chapters 3 and 4 it makes sense at the beginning but after a week of this shit it was fucking up the board. Delatrune threads are dogshit useless and not Video games as all of it is just doe posting, art dumping (they don't draw their own shit) , shipfaggotry, erping, schizo theory crafting, and no new discussion or discussion at all of the game.Fuck niggerfox and his retarded earthbound clone and fuck his /vg/ wannabe offsiters, I hope one of his tranny followers executes him out of sheer seethe because he didn't write the heart having sex with the goat mom
>>737858749You could just accept that E33 is genuinely shit and come out of the dark(brown)ness
>>737875801>triggered zoomer thinks mass replying will make him look right
>>737888798This has already been posted ITT but you just added some euro seethe about burgers
>>737888803This has happened to me more than I would like to admit
>>737858665>see 2 anons arguing>they're literally aguring for the exact same fucking thing >but are too mad and retarded to properly read each other's post and realize they actually agree with each otherHappens literally every thread where people are debating shit, and I've seen it way too many times irl
>>737891594>aguring
>>737858749>see someone have a dumb opinion, but one they seem to actually hold, people already arguing with them>pretend to be that person, take their already questionable take and turn it absolutely retarded>infinite free (you)s, didn't even have to come up with the bait myselfWorks every time.
>>737858749>call him a faggot>close tab>hide threadI am the winner because now he's mad and I'm doing literally anything else than arguing with that spastic
>>737891510I'm not surprised, last word shit is gay so it can't just be me annoyed with it.
>>737858665This was half the reason I bothered with netplay in fighters in the prerollback era.
>realize I posted something extremely stupid alongside one of my usual reaction images>change the filename so it can't be traced back to me
>>737858749>convince myself I won the argument>leave the discussiongg no re
>>737858749kek
>>737868448He is LITERALLY me.
>>737878664>and I also didn't think that copying people somehow ruins the validity of the build because I didn't discover it myselfI adopt this mentality only for Ruthless
>>737891078>E33 out of NOWHEREMind? BROKEN.
>>737858749>see some faggot arguing on /v/>he's right and I totally agree with him but he's dogshit at expressing himself and presenting a coherent argument>the other anon he was arguing with initially seemingly gave up>pretend I disagree with him while poking holes in his argument and make him look like a fool>he gets flustered and starts making numerous mistakes I can immediately capitalize on
>>737892980>Reddit frog avatar fag
>>737891510He localized that post.
>>737862109>no meaningful correlation between race and intelligenceIs there a meaningful correlation between race and, say, running ability? Let's look at the Olympics. Looks like there is. I wonder then, do the differences stop at the neck? Clearly not, given that people of different races have different facial structures. So, I wonder, do all genetic differences magically stop at the brain? I'm not an expert, so I really couldn't say.
>>737888542I've had some good discussions but I've noticed the % of honest anons narrowing year by year. Too much influx of outsiders, many of whom don't care to argue properly because they think the trolls are sincere and that they're in good company.
>>737858749>get into an argument>realize I'm wrong>double down anyway
>>737860816i don't remeber making this post
>>737864857>beta aura even when posting on 4chanso sorry anon
>>737858665>begin formulating a post to another anon>takes around 20 minutes due to distractions, rereading anon's post or switching between other tabs to research some stuff to make sure i know what i'm talking about>post is maybe 3 paragraphs long, agreeing or disagreeing with them>skim read post and consider it finished>spend 10 minutes looking for the perfect reaction image to go with it>POST SUCCESSFUL>reading through it afterwards notice a bunch of mistakes and errors due to typing fast or small misspellings (like "not" becoming "note") due to autopiloting words>someone responds and says i'm an ESL indian and my entire post is disregarded
>>737858749>Decisively win argument>Come back to the thread hours later to find that the anon called me a faggot like 2 hours after the last interaction>Call him a double nigger and the argument begins anew>Monitor the thread for the rest of the day so that I can immediately respond to his posts, and he apparently does the same>Other anons eventually begin mocking usAutism is a curse, but there is something strangely beautiful about it when it clashes.
>Lose the match>"gg fucking loser">Put on my Austin Powers voice>"DO I MAKE YOU RANDY? OH BEHAVE BABY, YEAH!">Everyone in chat laughs while opponent starts getting mad
>>737864857>make really funny comment>someone greentexts my comment and says something like "lmao" >everyone else proceeds to react to his post instead of mine like he's the one who said it
>>737858749remember anons, the point of an argument is not to convince the opponent (impossible), it's to convince the audience
>>737879890>slow thread about a game I like>go to bed>wake up, there are less than 10 new posts and thread is on life support>start replying with /pol/ shit and bait based on the local schizo's posts
>>737888803I usually check the bottom after a few posts, if it's all me (even if there was a conversation happening less than ten minutes before I arrived and everyone suddenly stopped posting for no reason) then I start spacing my replies out by waiting minutes at a time to make it seem more natural.
>>737886723done this so many timesso many times
>>737858749>two anons arguing>pretend to be one of them pretending to be someone else agreeing with him so he looks like he's giving himself false praise>his support in the thread evaporates as anons call him out for obvious samefagging >he never was>it was me
>>737858749I fucking love arguing with anons. Its the last joy in my life
>>737895765I've seen this exact post already
>>737858749No you're not.
>>737881817I'm learning from the exploitation of othersIt's called colonialism and you wouldn't get it because you're brown
>>737858749>he's completely wrong but better at arguing than meThis is the basis of our world and why (((they))) own the narrative, society and the masses.
>want to post a reaction image>anime>"tranime!">pepe>"frogposter!">wojak>"soiteen!">anime(1)>"vtumor!">random character>"xfag!">random person>"ecelebfag!">AI>"jeet!">a cat>"toxotranny!">any animal>"tranimal!"
>>737899568Sometimes I google "white guy [emotion/react]" and post just a dude for this exact reason
>>737859230Zoomers have forgotten the rules of the internet and are reinventing them in the most obtuse way possible.This is literally just "the best way to get the correct answer on the internet is to provide the wrong one" with extra steps.
>>737891376>xhe thinks thats "mass replying"lurk moar
>>737858665>completely destroy some people in an online game >they friend request and invite me to a group call>expecting anger>it’s actually a group of South Americans who want me to carry them to victory >they’re extremely grateful when I do That was a fun one.
>>737858867thats the 2% jew dna in you working overtime
>watch a video on some game I don't care about>immediately make a thread and make it obvious I only made the thread because of a currently well known video so people will call me out on it and ruin future discourse for the game because now fans will think any discussion about it is from secondaries
>>737859230You are just a piece of shit that gives nothing in return,you are worst than a pajeet.
>>737900715What do you want him to lurk, the archive? Mass replying is blocked now.
>make a lighthearted joke or response with no ill will, not remotely subtle about the sarcasm which is so obvious you can't even pull the "tone can't be conveyed through text" excuse for it>get at least 3 replies from anons bending over backwards to bait themselves with my post, taking it super seriously, putting their foot down with their moral stance and how I represent everything evil in the world/v/ can't take a joke.
>>737859230You're literally just getting dopamine from the arguments and now you're trying to reconcile your addiction.
This thread is completely disgusting and a giant monument to why this site is complete shit these days. 99% of you should've been permabanned years ago. Nothing but an ocean of malignant retards getting off on smearing shit all over the walls. It isn't even trolling at this point, trolling is brief and usually at least a little funny, this is just mentally ill assholes spending 12 hours a day maliciously abusing anonymity to make it fundamentally impossible to have a basic conversation about absolutely anything. You deserve to be miserable.
>>737875071People plow onwards because there is so much malice and condescending assholery on here that expecting others to show some glimmer of respect to someone who has done nothing but disrespect them is impossible. Everyone just gets angrier and meaner while the lowest forms of human life imaginable continue to mouth off.
>>737902141Nope. Anons itt are honest shitposters, the real problems are culture warriors who literally migrated from reddit, ESLs from third world countries, and government agencies shilling and sliding. The stories you read here are from fun lovers and people simply reacting to the inevitably degrading state of the site and getting whatever enjoyment they can out of it.
>>737858982Le ebin bait anon,you got ehm lmao
>>737858982>rare 2016 ancientfag
>>737858749>see two anons arguing>realize it's because they've misunderstood each other but are too busy hurling insults to clarify their stances>intervene>get sucked into the argument and start calling them faggot retards too
>>737902404This isn't shitposting, it's malignant site destroying shit. Shitposting originally meant goofy but low effort garbage "lol u tk him 2da bar" type shenanigans. The fact that a ton of them are also posting shit revealing they were barely out of diapers ten years ago is just twisting the knife more and reinforcing my preconceived notion that this site has been mostly gentrified and is now full of obnoxious faggots who started using the internet after social media and who's entire personality is just being an insufferable piece of shit 24/7. If by culture warriors you mean faggots defending idpol bullshit shoved into vidya then I agree, but that's a separate issue different from morons who come here just to do the equivalent of taking a dump in the communal drinking well.
>>737858749Wins who has the last word,thats the truth of this world
>retards actually willfully engage in semantics and rhetoric and actually care about "winning" an argument with technicalities instead of engaging in productive conversation and understanding that colloquialisms are all that matter in a conversationyou are all so malicious and mean spirited it's unreal
>>737902875You're blaming civilians for the state of the country, sure posters deserve some blame but we could all be perfect princesses and the site would still be trash due to neglectful and malicious mods, low IQ ESLs, agenda-pushing paid posters, and so on. People take a dump here because it is a dump and if you hate it that much, then go to one of the boards outside /v/ that actually talks about video games. /v/ is a containment board.
>>737903117>all these windows are smashed so I'm obligated to smash even moreYou are part of the filth that the mods dragged in and continue to let fester everywhere.
>>737895291>>make really funny comment>>someone greentexts my comment and says something like "lmao" >>everyone else proceeds to react to his post instead of mine like he's the one who said itlmao
>>737894556Im a former effortposter, but I realized most of the time Im arguing with an indian or something and its just such a disrespectful use of my time and energy I stopped
>>737903218That's cute but the windows are smashed in a store where products got smaller while prices raised and the owner hates and bans customers for no reason while letting shills take products for free. So yeah, smash some windows.
The only potentially good threads left are always about older (like pre 2000) videogames or other media. There was a Slayers thread a few weeks ago that was absolutely phenomenal. Of course most of the time the worthless mods nuke them anyway.
>>737858665>famous youtuber plays my game if choice is famous for being 'the guy' that plays this game>we live close enough to frequent same lobbies>new player tries the game and is decent>youtuber accuses him of cheating>defend the noob>youtuber says "shut up, not everything revolves around you">I beat him convincingly for 3 matches>he disappears from the game>youtube channel goes stagnant>he makes a new self-help channel>it's all terrible advice>channel promptly fails >find out the noob was in fact cheating
>>737903681Good, fuck youtubers. Should've told him to keep his fucking fagsucker shut because a total noob has more value than his faggot ass.
>>737879139oh little baby nigger, how little do you know
>>737903681That guy sounds like he was mentally unstable to begin with if all he had was that game, and he had to pivot to a fucking self-help channel after having his ego hurt.
>>737903681>rarely watch twitch because it's full of performative gigafaggots begging for money that don't actually love videogames>on one of my rare attempts at trying to enjoy that hellhole discover a guy speedrunning Silent Hill 3 to a couple hundred people>he's some fart huffing douche and part of a clique of other speedrunners that are considered the best runners for that particular series>being a raging douche flipping out at chat whenever he makes a mistake as usual>one of his runs starts going extremely well and he is on pace to exceed the current world record by a significant margin>starts freaking out and hyperventilating with excitement>he's reliant on chat flooding with the keypad combinations for some later puzzles>someone asks him an honest question about something and he condescending insults them because he apparently gets asked it a lot>all the sycophants in chat dogpile them as well to get good boy points with their e-daddy>decide I hate him now>he's coming up on a keypad>write out the combination but switch the last two digits>he reads it and fumbles for several seconds trying to mash it in repeatedly>WR pace is in the toilet now>freaks the fuck out and spikes his controller into the wall while screaming "WHO THE FUCK WROTE THAT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING PINK NAMES WROTE THAT, ITS WRONG YOU FUCKING MORONS, FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT">leave and nuke my twitch account before faggots can try and stalk me over it with the biggest smile on my face possible>still feel an immense amount of pride when I remember this years later
>>737904261Dangerously based.
>>737903251kek
>>737902141>be (You)>faggot>probably smells bad>comes to thread huffing and puffing>post dumb opinion>"heh, that will show th..those-newfag- newfag.....chuds, no fun allowed here!"Society
>>737904261>speedrunnerswhat were you expecting?
>>737904849Humanity
>>737903681If he just laughed and said "haha yeah gg man" nothing would've happened.
>>737863554>>737864427>about to completely fucking decimate anon with a super long winded post in an active thread nowhere near bump limit>thread does not exist>"oh come on", refresh page>404'dI actually want to fucking kill jannies sometimes.
>>737901625and yet you will fall for my deceit each timeI am your better, and I only grow more powerful with each fool I entrap
>>737903338>I realized most of the time Im arguing with an indian or somethingI hate watching anons engage with the most obvious low IQ worthless jeeters with god awful takes as if his post matters to them on some level
>>737903251holy shit
>>737903251urp
>>737904261Eye ducking neel
>reply to a post agreeing with it>anon flies off the handle in pure rage at me>walk them through how I agree with them>anon still seethes at me about... something
>>737905326Lol, as seen earlier itt they probably misread your post then realized it and kept kayfabe
>>737858749>see two fags arguing>reply to person A as person B but with much more fallacies>person A btfos my troll post but I ignore him>respond to my own post as person A but also with more fallacies>person B btfos my post but I ignore him too>keep responding to myself over and over with the most retarded arguments known to man>they still keep responding to me but I still ignore them>call myself and everyone in the thread a nigger tranny faggot kike golem and go to sleep>wake up to see the seethe and casualties my WW1 random artillery barrage caused and rake in the (You)sI love how this place lets me be a stupid-ass clown and still somehow win both arguments while making everyone angry at my silly shenanigans.
>"huh, these have been fun but it's weird that there have been so many [not exactly popular or recent game] threads lately">it's not weird>I just happen to be playing [game] and made a thread then kept making threads since they kept being fun and not too filled with schizos
>>737858749>form a well thought argument and even go back and edit my argument multiple times before posting it >reread my post after having posted it>see a grammatical error or some other kind of basic mistake >concede defeat and close the thread
>>737869548Kek has happened to me once, and in a general no less. Thankfully everyone just dismissed my post as some random yapping
>>737905613Literally me whenever a new EDF game comes out, by my third thread I've got the schizos calling me a shill. Bitchs are just jealous my threads actually have fun discussion while his can only get 100 replies if he ragebaits or posts porn.
>>737905605>call myself and everyone in the thread a nigger tranny faggot kike golem and go to sleepbruh I start with this
>>737869548>extremely drunk one night>having a retarded gay argument with some fag over Silent Hill weapon diversity between the games in /horg/ over on /vg/>also have a stream open>realize way too late that everyone in chat is probably very confused about why I just started yelling at nobody in particular that they should try deepthroating a rusty iron pipe and see how they like it
>do something stupid or embarrassing by accident>openly admit I was wrong>"haha wow, god I'm dumb">move on>ignore it when anyone maliciously brings it up again to try and upset meDon't kill the part of you that is cringe. Kill the part that cringes.
>tripfag has utterly worthless opinions and isn't even on topic most of the time>people keep engaging seriously with him, causing him to post more>deriding him or me personally ignoring him does nothing>start defending his positions and his rightful place in the thread as a punishment to the others for giving him so much attention
>>737905326Some people here are genuinely, mentally unhinged from terminally online, insular internet exposure.
>>737860816unironically one of 4chan's greatest strengths
>>737906170>the tripfag was replying to himself off-trip
>>737906170Idk, I've had anonymize everyone turned on for over a decade now, so I never have to deal with it.
>>737901289the crowbcat special eh
>>737858749>get into an argument on /v/>he posts a funny reaction image with every post so he wins
>>737906170>read this post>wonder why I haven't seen that faggot saucy in forever>remember I filtered him ages ago>the world is a bit brighter nowDon't engage with them ever. There is nothing to be gained from it. I genuinely wish we had some sort of global id system so you could filter anyone permanently at this point, just in some manner that wouldn't let you track them and thus destroy the anonymous nature of the site. I have a strong suspicion a LOT of the garbage on this place is being spammed by a small group of people and I'd love to never ever EVER have to see their obnoxious niggardom ever again.
>>737906375>by a small group of people5% of the posters produce 70% of the posts
>>737906170Anyone remember when that one super obnoxious tripfag on /sp/ vanished instantly after some extremely autistic stalker posted a gigantic manifesto of his collected posts and a ton of fanfiction about him?
>these threads/posts are dumb and you should stop because they aren't conducive to productive discussion or aren't relevant to vidya, you should stop making them>OH YEAH WELL I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING YOU SAY THIS IN WHICHEVER THREADS I'M CURRENTLY SEETHING ABOUT!!!1!
>>737906340>winning an argument hard>retard responds to me with one last-ditch attack>he gets fucking trips>I instantly lose the argument and his mentally ill talking point becomes the new ironic norm that slowly morphs into the unironic norm
I am still upset over a decade later at retards taking "fun is a buzzword" completely out of context. The guy who originally posted that made a good point.
>>737905857>shills! you're shilling...this game that isn't in the current public zeitgeist or even on sale! take your general to /vg/ where it belongs!Yep
>>737858749>finally corner a slippery faggot>"Why do you care?"
>>737858749>schizo anon>accuses board of loving X and hating Y>"I love X AND Y">crickets
>>737860816>mostly agree with what anon says>notice an error in his reasoning>points it out>he starts arguing with me
>>737906553I'm glad /v/ got rid of dubs, it's the stupidest shit ever. The only thing even more dumb is "check my 5", but thankfully that's dead and buried.
>>737906714Being pedantic is a terrible personality trait.
>get into argument online>multiple attempts to access your accounts afterwards
>>737906738gayest post i've seen todaycheck this 7
>>737906738Fuck off, banning dubs was the second gayest thing mods ever did after filtering Piccolo dick
>>737906794letting someone be wrong is better?
>>737906738fucking turist
>>737907127Depends on the context, but usually yes. You are being a snide prick right now though so it's pretty obvious being a huge nigger is just part of who you are inside.
>>737906914>>737907080Yeah, I bet you know all about gay things.It ruined any kind of discussion just because some fag hit a 1/10 chance to get repeating digits for his post number. And don't give me that shit about only checking dubs in offtopic posts, I've seen it often enough to know better.
Honest question but what is it about post 2007 internet that compelled nearly everyone to pour their entire personality and ego onto online discourse? Before you would either laugh or mildly insult someone and move on. Now everything has to feel like you’re waging some personal war on faceless entities who are just going to forget everything an hour later. It all needs to be a serious reflection on real life which is funny if you dont put that much effort into real life to begin with.
>>737858749>see an argument on /v/>purposely pick a side and comment the most caveman IQ opinion ever that can be easily argued against>leave the thread, knowing I gave the other Anon a win
>>737907198>Yeah, I bet you know all about gay things.I should, I'm looking at one right now.
>>737907217>forget everything an hour laterif onlyI still remember times I've been blown the fuck out like, 15 years ago
>>737907217For me it's because shitposting makes me laugh, I don't argue if it's something I like
>>737907292Better turn up the brightness so your screen doesn't reflect so much.
>dumbass is saying blatantly incorrect and stupid shit>write out a lengthy post calmly highlighting exactly how they are wrong and at the end call out how reductive and childish they are being>"I accept your concession"
>>737907410I was hoping for a mirror rebuttal
>start some dumb argument>wait for someone to pick up my side>stop posting and just watch it unfold
>>737907486Well, I was actually waiting for you to say that you expected that.
>>737907513>>wait for someone to pick up my side>no one does
>>737863335>divertido
>>737907184letting someone be wrong is the evil choice.
>want to post an image
>>737907217WAAAAAIT a minute this is a test, isn't this anon? You want us to use all the argumentative techniques listed in the replies to >>737858749 on this post, don't you? Well I'll start and provide a deliberately shitty rebuttal:>"You're a zoomer and the internet was always like this!"Let the fun begin
>>737907598>people just join in on laughing at me
>>737907513How it feels to pull this off
>>737906684It's just a video game, anon.
>>737907832didn't even notice this was an edit made by some deficient niggornow I look like a fool who can't even walkgod damn it
>someone makes a post>I get angry as a result and make my own post
>>737901862This board is full of bots. I know sarcasm doesn’t always translate well into text but I’ll be really, REALLY obvious about it and still net a couple sincere replies.
>>737908356When it gets bad enough I just lean into it and start genuinely baiting people so we both get something out of it.
>>737859181This is literally meAnd always works
>anon posts in favor of some game that is perfectly fine, decently fun, but it's not really one of my favorites>said game has a harmless degree of diversity in it that wouldn't be looked at twice any time before the late 2010s>I call the game woke and the anon a leftoid freak and discussion of the game is ruined for the rest of the threadCUT MY THREAD INTO PIECES
>>737903251Too real
>scrolling through a thread >halfway through make a slightly controversial argument >eventually reach my post>realize i got a handful of (You)s>too much of a pussy to read any of them>don’t wanna keep going down the thread out of fear of coming across those replies>close thread Why did God have to simultaneously make me a huge pussy and a huge confrontationist
>>737861376i really don’t like this image. i don’t know why. there’s just something about it that i really don’t like
>>737861792kek
>>737908894You're prime fuckmeat bitch boy, bend over and spread those cheeks
>minor disagreement over gameplay preferences >faggot tells me I should kill myself>I doYEAH BET YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL ASSHOLE NOW DON'TCHA
>>737909003it's unhealthy and you want to protect her
>>737909089he already closed the thread
>>737858665>set messages to private >collect friend requests instead
>>737878796This is what I do. I don’t have long arguments with other anons, I just scroll through whatever thread baited me, reply to whatever posts baited me, autistically try to come up with a gotcha for the anons that replied to me, then close the thread and find another thread to get angry at. My brows are killing me
>>737906738Its fun during king of /v/ but im glad its not a year round thing
>see anon arguing something retarded and I wish he'd stop but he's technically on topic>start arguing on his side, then begin deleting my posts and say that it looks like the mods got the guy and more people ought to report him>he either posts way less or people actually start reporting him and his posts get deleted Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
>>737862117>losing argument >autistically reply to the anon multiple times with different typing mannerisms to make it seem like i’m different people
>get banned for making a technically on topic post, same as many anons in the thread or in general>clear my cache and make an etika thread just to spite the mods and remind them of their faggotry
>>737862426Dante would say this
>>737909125FUCKMark my words, those cheeks WILL be mine
This thread has inspired me to go start a random argument in some thread I don't care about thanks bros
>>737909594The /v/ spirit lives on...
>>737858749>see post I don't like>"you are BROWN">leave
>>737909670>dbspic calling someone else brownPot, meet kettle
>>737862902I don’t really care. Better in than out, as they say. I WILL post my autistic schizo rants about whatever game I’m playing and you WILL acknowledge them even if you don’t reply to or even read them. Only if it’s genuine vidya discussion though, sometimes I catch myself replying to obvious unrelated bait and I end up just closing the thread and looking for another one that makes me less angry.
>>737861637WHAT THE FUCK! I DID THIS EDIT TO POST ON ANOTHER PLACE!I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
>>737904261Was it S&P?
>>737909732moeTRANNY got triggered and called outLike clockwork.You are BROWN btw.
>fun thread about a game I enjoy, discourse is lighthearted or analytical in a healthy way>there's a lull that lasts almost an hour>have to preserve the sanctity of the thread by actively stopping myself from reflexively turning easily exploitable posts into idpol and current thing rants
>tempted to effort post>remember 90% of /v/ are brown apes who can barely string a coherent sentence together and have only played phone games>close thread
>>737909896defeated by brownssad
>see a discussion >pick a side simply because I don't like one of the posters >pretend to agree with his enemy just for the lulz>falseflag and samefag more for even more lulzAnd that's how I derailed and ruined many threads I disliked.
>>737909882>>737909896I like slower /v/-adjacent boards for this reason. Threads there last a lot longer so there's no incentive to shitpost to keep the thread bumped and the lack of constant stimulation filters most low IQ posters. It would be nice if there were more boards like /vst/ and /vrpg/ but at the same time I wouldn't want to drive too much traffic away from /v/.
>Troll people so hard that mods establish a new ban-word 'cause of you.
>>737909896>literally the male idea of romance>he decides to just surrender instead of fighting to his last breath for things he believes in weak and broken
>refrain from posting arguments and images I know I've posted in previous threads so I'm not outed as being myself in the current thread
>>737909973pearls before swine
>>737910154your flesh with perish and the ideas you carry will disappear into nothing one day
>want to talk about non-vidya thing>go to its board>everyone there is no fun or knows way more about the subject than me>post my topic in /v/ instead, not even bothering to pretend it's vidya related>the /v/ros and I all have a good time until the thread gets deleted
>>737910103There are 1.4 billion Indians.You are pissing in the wind.
>>737910232>with perish
>>737910325yeah, let's just give up and let the browns win
>post blatantly obvious hyperbole>some anon takes it literally
>>737910396>gets his balls blew by the same people right after KWAB
>>737910404Good luck waking up the golems. I'm not interested in being a martyr.
>normal games thread>anon attention whore posts about how his pet recently died or whatever and he's le sad, 10+ replies>try to make him feel as miserable as I possibly can by misconstruing events as his fault or that he didn't do enough or something, just anything to enhance his suffering
>>737910294I genuinely picked up some recommendations from /v/ threads that were better than whatever specialized boards were preaching.Having spontaneous in-depth discussions w/ anons who know their shit is probably my favorite thing about this board.
>>737909882>have to preserve the sanctity of the thread by actively stopping myself from reflexively turning easily exploitable posts into idpol and current thing rantsYume Nikki threads are my bellwether for the board in this way. When those rare threads stop having their normal relaxed atmosphere, I know /v/ has reached a tipping point of faggotry, and I shouldn't bother with it anymore
>>737909745good seeing you again, the fuck are you doing here?
>>737858749This just happened to me
>>737910103My fight has been a societal boycott, which has resulted in being written out of modern history as negligible by a consensus of billions of people who think they can outlive the truth of what's happened. Admittedly I'm a bit gobsmacked as to how to respond to this.
>>737910614It's not about waking up the cattle, it's about finding other awakened individuals and letting them know that they are not alone, so they preserve in this harsh world.
>>737910294>>737910635sucks that jannies will never allow us to have an sfw /b/ for this purpose since they refused to properly moderate the last one before it metastasized into the sharty/b/ is just porn, /trash/ is just porn, /bant/ is just porn and touhou spam, there's nowhere to make off-topic posts that won't have their discussion ruined by porn spam
>>737910616Post example or never happened
>>737869548>that post where anon posts some loli shit message accidentally into his work chati double check everything after that
>>737910687chillin' on bed time
Fuck it, I'm making a bait thread and getting banned againI need a vacation anyways
>>737910825>baitpost anime titties instead
>>737910825based
>>737910825>he shitposts on maineither poor or retarded
>>737910883My phone fucking died bro
>>737902141I always have these delusions of starting a forum with a $20 entry fee that is otherwise identical to 4chan except that a hidden hash (visible only to admins) follows your account so you can be banned for being a total retard. It would never ever work for a variety of reasons, but beyond a paywall I see no other way to keep an anonymous forum from degenerating into the current state of 4chan.
>>737858749>see a retard in an argument>disagree with him and initially enjoy seeing him be proven wrong>...alright he's getting dog-piled a bit much>suddenly someone calls him a low hanging insult that hits me personally>join in on his side out of spite
>>737910921so both, got it
>>737910936rangeban every third world country, phone ip, and require a picture of a white hand with timestamp.
>>737910856I ran out of evil women to postMaybe another time
>>737864112This post made me chuckle for some reason. Cheers, anon
>>737874483Based softie
>>737911085If they want to pay $20 they would be free to post until that account gets banned. A paywall in USD does disproportionately affect other countries though I suppose. Another ideal trait in the perfect world would be the ability to ban particular payment cards to prevent rich schizos, but I don't know what kind of hashes are shared with vendors by payment providers
>see a pepe post >eyes automatically dodges what the brownoid wroteEverytime. It's like natural aversion to niggers at this point.
>>737887121this. so much tsmt
>>737903251fucking got em
>someone disagrees with me>too tired to argue my point so I google some normalfag meme images from facebook and reddit and begin posting them and acting like I'm an unironic leftist until the level of conversation lowers to something I can engage in with minimal effort
>>737910653They went to crap whenever YNOnline became a thing
>>737888803Fucking kek that’s such a feeling, man, and not a good one
>>737858665>flopped meshi
>>737858749>argue with someone>realize too late it was a resident board schizo experiencing a moment of lucidity and freedom from his programming>returns to usual antics reposting the same schizo nonsense for the 7495th time
>>737902141Where do you think you are?
>wait until thread is on page 10>check catalog to see its specific position>wait just long enough>it's extremely close>make the last post in the thread, thus winning the argument>anon STILL somehow replies right after I do, thread immediately archives after his post, making him the undisputed winner regardless of who was actually right
>>737903251Fucking kek
>>737908894yep>goddamn what a retard lemme put him in his place!>check some other thread in the meantime>by the time I'm back I'm so cooled off I can't keep up the heated tone I myself created anymore
I get off sexually to being humiliated in online games. I play to win but when I get btfo, there's a decent chance I'll jerk off. Especially if the game has chat or emoticons or some way for the other player to clearly taunt me. Some of the best orgasms I've ever had were in Street Fighter and Magic the Gathering matches.
>>737888803>go through a fairly long thread replying to stuff as I do>get to the bottom>other anons had already posted similar replies and asked similar questions>everyone's calling me an illiterate retard that can't even read the threadWorst one is making a joke and scrolling past a post with almost the same exact joke
>>737906170Unrelated but>be in a avatarfag general >as usual there’s one resident schizo who was banished by everyone else but still sticks around insulting literally everyone all day>everyone keeps engaging him and “trolling” him because they’re just too retarded to not take the bait >sometimes they’ll literally forget they’re chatting with me because they’re too busy “owning” the schizo
>>737912056>go through a fairly long thread replying to stuff as I do>get to the bottom>almost end up replying seriously to a bait post I made an hour ago and forgot about
>post reaction image i saved who knows when>unknowingly doom a good thread to death as the picture summons Leei'm so sorry
>>737912137>everyone keeps engaging him and “trolling” himGod I hate this>tell them that any attention in general fuels him and that they need to ignore him>"nah, making fun of him is actually the way to make him leave"I am so mad
>>737907513>start some polite discussion >the other anon disagrees with me but we’re both being levelheaded and relatively reasonable>another anon jumps in and unloads the entire dictionary on that anon >now the other anon thinks i’m a retarded asshole T-Thanks…
>>737903095Heh, nothin personnel, kid
>>737910519>balls blew bystarting to think you really are brown and just took offense from that anon commenting on brown people. in which case, you’re brown so you automatically lose.
>>737912050Really pathetic thing to admit to openly. You make me sick.
>>737874483>in an increasingly heated debate>get called a disgusting virgin subhuman>it's true>get so irrationally angry anyway I tell them I hope they die horribly>close thread and try to do something better>can't focus at all and just feel terrible>go back and type a spoilered post saying I'm sorry then actually leave
>>737910948calm down ranjeet
>>737912767I'm sorry but I cannot masturbate right now.
>>737909896if you effort post and the retards just answer with "nuh uh" you basically won on every level
>>737912050Thanks for sharing, anon
>>737912861nuh uh
>>737913027cheeky cunt
>>737912050Really based thing to admit. You make me healthy.
>>737912772>have never had sex>still use virgin incel loser as an insult
>>737912050I was gonna call you a weird nigga but it's not like I haven't jerked off to some strange shit before in my life (though nothing like getting humiliated by other people) so I can't really throw stones.
>>737913118>opposition is a normalfag>tell him he doesn't belong here>opposition is an autist>pretend that everyone has had sex after high school and that anon is the odd one out
>>737910936>pay $20 to post>jannigger bans you for not fellating his millimeter peter>money stolen
>>737912859Faggot.
>>737888803This happens a lot now and it's a reminder of how dead this site is these days
>>737858749>Anon says something blatantly wrong about a game >Correct him while trying to be nice to not start an argument>Gets angry and accuses you of being his own personal schizophrenia demon who happens to follow him everywhere
>>737913728I've had this happen and while I wasn't actually following him, I was an anon he was arguing with in a previous thread
>>737912137>phonefag openly admitting he engages with avatarfag bullshit instead of destroying the thread as much as possible>laments that "schizos" aren't letting him be the very definition of someone who doesn't belong hereebin
>>737913517As I said there is no way this would ever work
>go into vidya general for a series I like>apparently half the user base escaped to discord and there is currently a war between both factions going on in the threadI wish this was unique to just one general
>>737907486huh?
>>737912050how do you get this fetish
>>737902141womp womp, faggazoid
>>737914191By being a pathetic cuck sissy.
>>737914114>go into vidya generaldon't do this
>/v/ is just malignant narcissists now obsessed with "humiliating" others and not fucking playing videogames
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