https://www.techradar.com/gaming/playstation-users-are-now-being-asked-for-age-verification-in-the-uk-and-ireland-or-risk-losing-access-to-communication-features-when-it-soon-becomes-mandatory>The age verification process, which is part of the UK's Online Safety Act (OSA), is currently optional, but will be mandatory starting June 2026, according to the FAQ.
>>737867887>LEAST OUR CHILDUN DUN GET SHAWT IN SKEWL DURIN DERE MAFFS CLARSES INNIT BRUV
>>737867887>Implying Americhubs aren't next
>>737867887Disgusting. Even more disgusting is that these people will roll over and die when asked. Once services start to ask for my id verification for use, I will just stop using it. Imagine participating in a society that is gearing up for the mark of the beast and being all for it because you are too retarded to not fall for a scam every single month.>If people have to put in their ID, that means I can report the no no person and have them get arrestedCan't wait for the first reports to come out about how ID theft has gotten even worse and how police arrested a man because he typed a group chat about how he was going to kill the Mayor, but turns out it wasn't him and was actually some immigrant that stole his ID last week. This world is dying and everyone keeps thinking that more freedoms must be taken away so that society can keep going when the real solution is staring everyone in the face, but they are too chicken shit to actually do anything about it.
accelerationistchads are winning right?
>>737867887uk and australia speedrunning to see which one become the bigger orwellian nanny state shithole it seems
>>7378681502 more weeks
OI MATE YOU'VE GOT A LOISCNE TO PLAY ON YOUR PLAYSTATION? THAT'S AGAINST DA LAW IF YOU'RE UNDERAGE MATE
>need to submit your ID>need to validate your games online every 30 daysSonyfags will probably soon ask for that brain chip of their own initiative lmao
>>737867887>lose communication featureslike what? social media?
>>737867887can't even laugh at the UK anymore, we're doing that shit here, now.
>or risk losing access to communication featuresOh no! Anyway...
>>737868953reminder you need an account to even start a PS5 up. This effectively bricks all modern consoles if you don't cough up an adult ID to play them. So good luck buying indian IDs off fiver
>>737868953You need a PSN account to even use a PS5, so if snoy decides you don't have access to it you can't even play games you bought on it
Between this and the offline drm shit the snoytrannies are eating shit. They get a free week due to golden week but next wednesday will be incredibly brutal.
>in the UKWho cares?
the brexit geezers are actually going to kill gta6
>>737869176first day out from under your rock?https://www.biometricupdate.com/202604/us-bill-would-mandate-operating-system-level-age-verification
everyone complaining but they will all bend over for when GTA 6 hits. modern gamers are pathetic consumer droneseven discord trannies should more balls when they pushed back their verification (for now)
>>737867887What happens when you upload a fake ID or someone else's ID?
>>737868150>le... accelerateby the time there's a reset half of this board will be dead
>>737869110>You need a PSN account to even use a PS5This isn't true. You can create an offline account.source: me and my ps5 slim
>>737869281nothing, none of these bills specify any enforcement arm, just punishments an imaginary enforcement arm of the future might carry out. right now most people in the UK are submitting IDs of their representatives and nothing has happened.
>>737869382>nothingfor now
>>737868098>gearing up for the mark of the beastNormies already have it installed by taking c19 Jab, all of those borgs show up on Bluetooth scanners, they have become property of Apple and DARPA. Add invisible tattoo of gates and you have entire interface for unremovable mark and mind control plus tracking, modulating and monitoring of your entire body with a kill switch. They can give you heart attack, turn you into brainless zombie (like of cell movie) or play with your expression of genes.
>>737868009I hope 4chan implements it so I can be limited to talking to other adults.
>>737867887Gaming sucks balls nowadays, I'll go back to reading books.Boomers build little wooden houses in my town but instead of housing birds it's for storing books so a passerby can grab one on his way to buy a baguette. >ib4 it's outlawed for antisemitism because it's free ( you take one, you put one inside )
>>737869179>let browns immigrate to uk>place id verifications on vidya>gta 6 will require it>browns will revolt since they cant play it nowone game to unite them all
>>737869697Let's be real here, brown folx will be exempt from age verification laws
>>737869697>>browns will revolt since they cant play it nowwhy would they not be able to play it you make zero sense
>>737869785They'd just claim racism if they aren't and the uk will bend over backwards for them to ensure they can do whatever they want
>>737869382>>737869441I know about those fake IDs and they clearly say THIS IS SATIRE so I expect the death penalty or similar.
>>737867887>he doesn't live in a third world corrupt shithole where the government is too inept and broken to try and enforce shit like thisfeels fucking comfy
>>737869697>browns will revolt since they cant play it now>one game to unite them alli can't wait for those brownies to rape and stab UK politicians and Keir Starmer unable to do anything but get his holes stretched and possibly get stabbed as well till he gives in and takes back the ID shit
>>737868693Snoys make fun of tendies, but put up with orwelian gay shit and slurp up whatever is next.
all these age verification laws were heavily lobbied for by a meta shell company btw
>>737867920I gotta say USA's obsession with completely straight and white teeth is quite weird
>>737873040Artificially white and perfect teeth and having Br*tish gnashers that looked objectively fucked up beyond repair are both pretty bad. Your teeth don't need to be perfect, but they shouldn't look like a car wreck.
>>737867920>froyWhat accent is that supposed to be?
>>737873475The USA has worth teeth than the UK, per capita.Idk where this stereotype comes from.
>>737873561>Worth*WorseExcuse me.
>>737873475Agreed. I'm not British for the record
>another unsubtle tendie thread
>thread full of butthurt pedos upset they can no longer groom kids on ps chat
>>737869257I never played GTA 5. I couldn't give a rats ass about 6. I won't be buying another console ever again and if/when Valve is forced to do this shit, I am done with gaming. I will only play my old physical games and anything I have pirated.
>>737874025>I never played GTA 5. I couldn't give a rats ass about 6NICE COPE
https://use-their-id.com/
How many days do you bet it'll take till Sony will announce that they've got a leak/hacked after implementing this ID bullshit? A week? A full month? Longer than that?
>>737873561>Idk where this stereotype comes from.boomer tv show the simpsons
>>737867887oi mate you got your gaming loisense?
>>737867887Why is the only news you ever hear about PlayStation the most dystopian shit ever?
>age verification>30 timer lockout for digital gamesSnoyfags on suicide watch
>>737876651Never, since even it happens the government will let Sony not report about it since it's contrary to their goals.
>>737873475Anon they don't have flouride in their water. Their teeth fall apart because of this eventually. By 50 an American will have all his teeth. In eu they look brown and chipped, literally falling apart no matter how much you brush.
>>737876651>>737878025Probably the goverment will get them hacked/leaked themselves:https://www.biometricupdate.com/202604/french-govt-confirms-hack-of-at-least-18m-records-from-id-document-database
>>737867887Microsoft has been doing this in the UK for a while. The UK is going to make every company do this, Brazil too. But lmao @ giving your id to sony, the king of being hacked. It'll look great there next to your credit card info.
>>737867887Never forget that this shit is NOT implemented to protect children.It's for tracking. Once some retarded parent put his kid into the system that kid will grow up thinking it's normal to be tracked online and won't even hesitate to tie his Internet activity to his real identity. Eventually social stigma will make you an outcast if you don't submit like everybody else.
>>737868009>us start asking for age verification>internet dies because us has no real ID cardslol
>>737875156>I've scribbled 'this is satire' on the ID, so it can't be used for anything real. This is a parody site. It uses publicly available data about your MP. The ID number isn't valid and you can't (and shouldn't) use the ID for anything real.is there a use for this even if you remove the 'scribble'?
>>737869521The world must be so much more interesting if you have actual paranoid schizophrenia. I'm honestly quite jealous.
>>737876719well there's probably a prior reason why that joke landed so well in simpsons.you just reminded me of hermione's teeth test https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ProFZsr0l9Y
>>737881260Of course, to check how real the verifications are
>>737881570good point
>>737867887okay, and?
>>737868278Surprise answer its canada
>>737867887>not pirating your gamesfaggots, the lot of you
>UK and IrelandYawnNot distracting me from the disastrous steam controller and steam machine pricing
>>737868494You say this as if 27 EU countries didn't sign an agreement last October to implement the EU equivalent to this.
>>737867887>Oi!>Ye uld enuff fer dat headshot?>Lemme see yer loicense!
>>737867887How hard can goyim take it in the ass before they say ''No''
>>737873561all the inbreeding the UK did is why genetically they're teeth are so fuckedUSA teeth degradation just comes from drinking sugar
>>737882882But the USA has more fucked up teeth on average.So this doesn't check out.
>>737867887Oi, m8. Got a loicense fer dat message u just sent?
>>737867887we should stop selling to the UK instead of implementing age verification
>>737883084It's already happening in the USA.About half the states are testing it.
>>737883201Isn’t it crazy how the infrastructure is already in place globally?
>>737878067Son, by 30 american has crowns/implants
>>737883603Once one authoritarian shithole developes a tech, it's only a matter of time until it's implemented everywhere. 24/7 camera tracking ala China soon.
>>737867887What the actual fuck is going on in britbongistan?>the economy is completely fucked to the point where if they work minimum wage, they have to use a food bank>cops don't turn up for any crime unless it's a murder>mass online surveillance, have to use ID to do anything which immediately gets stolen by indians>$300 million to build a little stretch of highway that never gets finished>literally be governed by lords of the land that they cannot get rid of>get arrested for posting how shit things are on social mediaI genuinely cannot fathom it. Actual revolutions have been started for less than that. Why are they all so...passive?
>>737885157What the actual fuck is going on in burgeristan?>the economy is completely fucked to the point where if they work minimum wage, they have to use a food bank>cops don't turn up for any crime not even citywide riots and arson>started testing mass online surveillance>hasn't invested a single dollar in infrastructure for 40 years, even iconic roads are failing>literally be governed by a megalomaniac liar who shits daily on the constitution>get arrested for helping legal citizens not get deportedI genuinely cannot fathom it. Actual revolutions have been started for less than that. Why are they all so...passive?
>>737867887this is the price we pay for teaching the normalfags about the jews
>>737885535The fucking frogs can protest better than youGo back to your bangers and mash, innit
>>737885157>Economy is fuckedCountry with actual classism were the ruling party for 10+ fucked the economy 4 seperate times, one of which somehow tanked bonds of all things, another because of an excel error in calculation. >Cops wont do shit unless murderPrisons are full and understaffed as is.>SurveilSoccermums and harpies want nanny state involved instead of just not giving internet access. >be governed by lords of landHouse of lords are chosen be elected and have to be justified, they are just veteran congressman who get a permanent fixture until retirement so they can regulate without worrying about being sacked for saying shit their party dislikes. Because of this it somehow has done consistantly less shit of a job than the elected.>Arrested for social mediaIt was stupid but stopped now that police realized how absolutely ineffective it was, with 2% of cases being prosecution only because the people did actual DT crimes alongside it.
>>737867887steam has age verification and no one gives a shit
>>737867887Whats wrong with this?You need it to watch 18+ movies
>>737867920Thats true though
>>737867887The internet ruined games
>>737873523Probably yiddish. FROY LAVEN
>>737881190uk doesn't either, you have to use passport, driving licence or credit card. face scans or phone number are also an option in some places. like all surveillance laws it's purposefully vague and written like shit so they can pull companies up on it for bullshit reasons whenever they like.
>>737867887Wouldn't it be a beneficial if the world did reverse north korea on uk and cut them from world internet ?All party would be happy the uk government can do it's dictatorship fuckery, and we are separated from their bullshit demandsWell uk citizen might be fucked but they are used to it by now, and it's not like anyone give a fuck about them
>>737887260Parents who can't parent ruined both
>>737888226every government is trying to go for this, we're just the first casualty, but realistically yes this will lead to a general fragmentation of the internet because sites won't be able to abide by all these different laws, happened to a lesser extent with gdpr as well. this is also borderline unenforceable if foreign sites just say no so maybe it's just a nothingburger after all.
>snoys unironically defend this
>>737888226It's already happening in the US.Don't you read the news?
