GET IN HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0otYsvm0Yqw
Time to see if magic is gonna happen.
What characters do they use lately?
>>737870175Who the fuck is Menard?
>JOBgoKEK
>>737870175There's still gonna be the Fatal Fury and Tekken ft7 sets before SF6.
>>737870384the best fighting game player on earth>>737870308
>ft10kino>sf6:/
being good at sf6 is not impressive
Its like waiting for an execution, its not fair.Its Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson all over again except Tyson could've said no.
Daigo, do it for the boys
>>737870308daigo play acooma and menard plays blanka
but its 3am.. i need to sleep
LET'S GO JUSTIN!
It's not SF4, so idgaf
>>737870557Go to bed it should start around the time you wake up
Genuine question, do any of you like throw loops or do you just cope by pretending its some high IQ 'mInD GaEm?' I'm surprised they havent fixed this shit in the 30 years that SF has existed.
>>737870638if Mena had balls, that's the game he would have challenged him inHe KNOWS he can beat him in 6, everyone does. Beating him in 4 would have been impressive. (but would never happen)
I can't even imagine Daigo losing.
>>737870734>I'm surprised they havent fixed this shit in the 30 years that SF has existed.It depends on the SF game, not all of them have had it.But as for why they haven't got rid of throw loops in 6? Japan likes 'em.
Pull out that 3rd strike
I will never understand why Daigo agreed to this in the first place.
>>737870853good practice
>>737870853there was a video of him explaining it.Basically, his pride was on the line. Said something like "if someone were to run in a situation like this, I couldn't call them human"
Are they gna play Dissidia 012
GO1 vs Laggia probably the most balanced set but I know nothing about COTW other than looking at tourney resultsThen I haveArslan 10 - Chikurin 4andDaigo 10 > Mena 8
>>737870734I don't but I also don't play SF6. Stopped playing SF after 4
>>737870853He likes the challenge, especially because most people think he'll lose, for someone that seems to not give a fuck anymore, it's a nice change for him.
>>737870907So he was forced to it? Damn.
>>737870853Because he is going to win. BELIEVE
Daigo is going to lose.
>>737870750Man you 09ers are so cluelessDaigo doesn't even like SF4Also I feel like everyone has amnesia about Daigo losing a ft10 in Zero 3, his actual favorite game
>>737870853He was called out by the evo champion right after they won.
When is this crap going to start? They're 23 minutes late already
>>737870175Daigo is going to Soul Read FADC into Soul Read and that's how he's going to win this. >t. haven't played SF since IV
>>737870853saiyan pride
>>737870175fat fuck dominican is going to win and everyone's gonna pretend he's the goat of fighting games when he only plays whatever the current street fighter is
>>737870175Why do people here root for this Jap? What have the nips done to earn this goodwill?
pearl harbor never forget
>>737871092He humbled Justin Wong.
>>737870175humiliation ritual for uncs
>>737871092He did the meme parry 100 years ago and has generally been pretty good since then as well.
>>737871092he's a chill and funny guy with a great mentality
>>737871092Hes more or less just the GOATPeople tend to like you when you sit at the peak of a competitive field
>DAIGO IS GONNA LOSE!!!!!1!!!1!1!1reminder webm related is OVER FORTY YEARS OLD
>>737870989I know he doesn't like 4he doesn't like 3rd strike either, but he's good at those games. Mena is challenging him at the SF game he is worst at.
Machabo vs Ogawa, now that was a ft10
is this going to start today or what
>>737871242he got mogged anyway and chunli won the tournament as expected from that piece of shit game
>>737871242I was at the venue for this, playing casuals for another game. The eruption of cheers for this moment was absolutely insane.
>>737871092He's the reason for many getting into competitive fighting games or even fighting games as a whole.The legendary parry happened in a time where fighting games were pretty dead, the repercussion of that moment helped it build momentum. When Street Fighter 4 released in the beginning of the online era of fighting games, the same man from the parry that many knew winning the first two EVOs for the game cemented this idea of a legendary player in their minds.And this was for overseas players, as in Japan he was already pretty well known. Turns out that people like this feeling of having a hero, a legend, something that helps to build some hype narrative
>>737871092we all hate the other guy more
why the FUCK is the music so loud
when does it start or did I miss it?
>>737871346why is WHAT so loud??
>>737871323>only outcomes matter>game is bad because balance is skewed at the elite levelimagine having this mindset and being miserable
>>737870175Daigo WILL win, if Mena wins Blanka WILL be nerfed!
>>737871451>>game is bad because balance is skewed at the elite levelits the same argument anons use to seethe about sf6 its fair game imo
>>737870175>was supposed to start one hour ago>still hasnt starteddaigo boozed all night and shat himself
We all get old eventually but why does Daigo look like Larry Holmes now
EVO is late. Bad scheduling.
>>737871451>>only outcomes matterit literally does and you will cope when daigo loses today too
yeah im gonna have to sleep and miss this, shit is taking too long
>3 matches >Over an hour late. How are these people so fucking stupid. This should've just been on Daigo's channel if they were going to fuck it up this bad.
>>737870175wait, how do I tun down the volume with the new jewtube UI ???????
jw is team daigo
>>737871606>missing the moon landing of fighting games
Santa Daigo is going to give us Evo Moment 67.
is this thing ever going to start
>>737871092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzS96auqau0
This Beach Boys song is getting really old
I'd never heard of Mena before this but nothing gives me the ick more than the face of fighting games being a legitimate obese, neckbeard camel fucker... He's somehow worse than the furfag negro
>>737870910How do I last minute gamble on this? Just woke up it's not even 5 am. 100 bucks on daigo
>>737871828its ok he's dominican
fat brown blob will be slain by the samurai
Menard vs Kakeru grand finals was a youtube shorts clip
>>737871828>He's somehow worse than the furfag negrowell that is just not true
>>73787103152 minutes late
This creepy bastard touches kids and I refuse to believe otherwise... Sell sell sell
OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope there are some heads rolling on the floor in saudi arabia right nowwhat the fuck is taking so long?
>>737871905I know nothing about this guy. Is he at least chill personality wise? Sonicfox is an obnoxious faggot
I was supposed to be fixing my sleep schedule
>>737871828>furfag negroI feel disgusted for knowing who that is, I'll never forgive them for what they did to SG
>>737871828Yeah but see here's the thing, he doesnt play a bitch ass shoto (mostly)
>>737871985Yeah he's the antithesis of his looks. Every time I see him in tournaments he's nothing but respectful.
If he shaved the beard he might be somewhat presentable. As it is now he looks like a huge creep
>>737872080People like this have beards because their weak double chin is even worse.
>>737872101Better to be a fat bastard than a child trafficking groomer
...............................................................................................................................................guys its been an hour since the stream startedwhat the fuck we have a whole card to get through can't you just start now it's 3am........................... if i sleep i'm just gonna miss everything
>>737870853Why not? Not like he has anything to lose given his reputation.>Diago winsFurther cements his legacy as the best >Diago losesHe humbly accepts his time has come and time to pass the torch
>>737871828don't lie
>>737870175>>737870469>>737870384>>737871923Compare Mena's performance in tournaments the past decade.Now compare that to Daigo's performance the past decade.And remember that fighting games is more international and competition is tougher in the newer era.
>>737872189*Daigofuck off im tired
>>737872216The games are easier though. How many 1 frame links has Mena had to hit in the past decade?
I hate fat people so much it's insane, and I don't wanna stop.
>>737872251being fat is not a choice
>>737871985>Sonicfox is an obnoxious faggotfpbp
They're late
>>737872216>Competition is tougher
>>737872216I didn't even know who the neckbeard was before this, why would I know his tournament history? No amount of wins are gonna make me comfortable seeing children anywhere near his vicinity
Did it end already?
when's this shit starting
>>737872358Yes
>>737872358hasnt started
>>737871985Aside of having a clear agenda of becoming some kind of entrepenur figurehead in the FGC and trying to bait oldheads in the scene to play him so he can collect more meme pokemon badges to prop himself up as a legend, he's pretty tame.
I love the ads shilling community when only showcasing blacks and yellows
>>737871828He's better than Sonicfox and Punk imo
Daigo is the last line of defense against the muslim invasion
>>737872453that's the real FGC
finally fuck
>>737872465bomboclat wallahi
bruh this is niggerlicious
This feels like cultural appropriation...
omg i feel so represented
>>737872465he's from DR he's catholicchikurin gonna lose though
>>737872519We hate Ryan Hart now?
Keep your black ass out of japan
This child molester genuinely disgusts me to look at...
>>737872552see >>737872548
This shit is so gay. Just play the fucking game.
Daigo will probably just hang up his hat if he loses
omg I dont fucking care
>>737872580>>737872597You guys hate fan
>>737872453white people suck a fighting games
do fighting game events still take 20 years to actually start?
>>737872617fun*
Fgc shit is unwatchable now, it's always 2 hours of hype and ads to view 2 minutes of stale content
Don't the Japs fucking hate watching negros or something? Why not give us a white host for the rest of us to enjoy?
>zoom zooms getting upset because it's past their bedtimeskek
Why these niggas speaking yasuke?
>>737872638BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHIPOTLE
Literal humiliation ritual
>>737870175why are there niggers in my evo livestream...?
>>737872673thank god I gave up on this genre, everything about it sounds like shit now
>>737872670i have work in 6 hours
>>737872661i really dont get why daigo didn't produce this kemonomichi himself just like the previous onesi hope the check was worth it
>>737872690your first evo?
>>737872668The cuts to the crowd are hilarious
>>737872690as if fighting games aren't filled with nignogs
>set my alarm an hour after the event starts >they haven't even played the first undercard match At this rate I'll be at work by the time they start.
oh god COTWs first
Who are the most racist FGC players?
Everybody looks so fucking haggard
>>737872748Strivers because they want to kill Technicals
>>737872690wypipo can't play fightan gaymes
>>737872748paki tekkens
Holy fuck who cares, just start the damn thing.
>>737872748
Nah fuck this Evo hasnt been good in a decade
>>737872690>black guy >:(>black guy, Japan :O
>>737872830but saudis are le based...
Daigo should've taken the sagatpill. Big sag bodies blanka, he has all the tools to stuff his shit.
>>737872858They do enslave the jeets...
>>737872830But your Chipotle...
Japs find Negros funny but don't respect them as people at all. I don't think they have any patience for sand niggers though, let alone fat child molesters like Mena
>>737872690Favourite white evo champions for SF and Tekken?
>>737872918SAAAAR
Are they seriously starting with the shit no one cares about?These motherfuckers it's LATE here niggas.
Laggia looks like he just escaped from North Korea
Wait is this actually in Saudi Arabia? Is there a single "esport" that isn't being run by sand nigger money now? I haven't really followed much anything at all in recent times, but I did hear that Counter Strike was also completely run by Saudi oil princes and shit.
>>737872748Me and LTG. Not even close.>imagine being a nip>see your entire culture mocked>SF6 is now nigger trash and a dogshit game>Two niggers are the ones presenting the event>go downtown for a drink>It's full of indiansFucking cucks LOL
>>737872940it's in tokyo evo japan starts in 2 days
>>737872953That's everywhere in the world right now though.
>>737872767Everyone wants to kill Technicals.I love how hard retards seethe about him.
>>737872940>live from Kawasaki, Japan.
>>737872953The jeets are everywhere now...
>>737872981Yeah but japan was the last "bastion". I want to see it burn. Kill their economy harder mr goldberg
>>737872990Kawasaki ninja hey!
>>737872748The Chinese. You should've seen the Chinese people in Punk's twitter replies when he was having that beef with Xiaohai, it was insane. Full detailed paragraphs about him being a monkey and turning him into a slave again
>>737872997Poops reproductive power is too strong...
Why not just get some people who actually speak Japanese to hurry through this?
>>737873028What's wrong with slavery? They chimp out less, they commit less crimes, they live better lives WE live better lives
>>737873049Every single one of their brood is rolling 3 sided dice for stats. Future is looking grim.
I'm tired boss
Two fightan threads...
Shitty of the Wolves for the next hour, go back to bed
>>737873028There's something so charming to me about the way asian racism will never move past the simple, classic "blacks are monkey"
>>737872940It's not in Saudi but they own EVO, own EWC, own SNK, and have acquired a minor stake in Capcom. They are absolutely taking over
LMAO this is why fgc will never be viewed like a legit esport just so corny
>>737872990ahh mitsubishi dozohai hai
I slept in, who won?
cool stream is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbZzDGzj16kabsolutely mogging evo numbers
>>737873154they haven't even played yet, I'm going to sleep, fuck this shit, I'll watch it tomorrow
>>737873180Finally some good food
some guys get all the chin...this is bullshit
>>737873180I don't speak japanese...
>>737873124 because niggers haven't move past it either
is there any schedule on when this shit's supposed to starty'all niggas baited me into sitting around for an hour for nothing
>>737873337Yeah there's a scheduleDon't know what you want from it though
>this generic stock music in the backgroundZero excitement.
>>737870175Where the fuck are theyThat aint retard or daigo
>>737873180automatically better because they talk like regular people instead of HYYYYPEEEEEEEE HYPEEEEEEEEE HYYYYPEEEEEE
>>737872216>competition is tougher in the newer era.The modern era started in 4 when the internet made it that was no more hidden tech or a lack of information. It made everyone equal that way. Daigo succeeded in that era when other old Nips got perma-filtered.The competitive landscape is not meaningfully different than it was in 4. Only the game's have changed.
HOLY SHIT UNCS ARE DOING IT
Take me to early 2010sI dont want to live in current timeline
damn marco looks annoying to fight
>>737870469The only player to win Capcom Cup twice, he also won EVO, and 2 EVO Japans back to back. Probably the strongest SF6 player at the moment. I can only see Leshar, Blaz or Xiaohai consistently beating him
>>737873485You miss SFV?
I like GO1 but I don't like COTW at all. is this game any good
Did I miss it? It was taking so long I forgot, and now Daigo isn't on. Or is this some bait shit?
>>737873638It's a more tolerable version of SF6, so not really that great. I seriously would rather have a new KOF instead of this.
>>737873675Yeah Daigo won 10-0 it was crazy
>>737873675There's Kekken after this, Daigo vs Mena is last
>>737873701Looks like I'm not gonna watch it in real time
God I want a fighting game without this juggling nonsense.
>>737873747Marvel 3, and KOFXIII did lasting damage on the genre because apparently the takeaway was combowank from both games.
>>737873124If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I think after the 2.0 update Strive is the most fun current modern fighting game. Which is so fucking sad, how the hell does an anime fighter has better offensive and defensive balance than Street Fighter? SF6 is purely brain dead offense
>>737873789Honestly 4 had the right idea with combos, you do a short babby combo for 250 damage or you go full autism with insanely hard links to squeeze out 30 more damage. There is no reason to have these long ass combos that do 50% when any retard can just mash them out
>>737870175>SF6no thanks
>>737873875Infinite blockstrings are peak Soive!
>>737873875I think the fun of Strive 2.0 is really dependent on what character you play, some characters are a lot less fun now.
2 HOURS OF NOTHINGWHAT A JOKE
>>737873875They took the "back to basics" line so hard HC somehow goes back on top with an "oversight".
I'm glad I fucking slept in this is a joke kek
>>737873965MY SOL COMBO ROUTES ARE GONE. THE SIDEWINDER IGNITED FILLER SUCKS.
>>737873916Use faultless defense you dumb nigger
this game is sauceless and somehow i think kekken will be worse
Looks like this is going to take a while.
>>737874092It will absolutely be worse, Tekken 8 is just mash in each others face and then use heat for whatever bullshit.There is a fucking OCEAN in viewer enjoyability between Tekken 7 and Tekken 8, and T7 isn't even a great Tekken game to begin with but shit at least it was fun to watch like the past games.
>>737873965They nerfed Ram into oblivion>>737874063This negro doesn't know what "infinite" means
>>737873992back to basics what kekken
>>737874092Define "sauce"
THIS STREAM STARTED OVER TWO HOURS AGO HOW ARE THEY STILL ON THE FIRST MATCH
>>737874162was*christ it's way too late it's now too early
Wtf happened to the HeyGuys emote on Twitch? Looks nothing like the old one.
>>737874249The sauce is the green ink the characters spray out any time they want some free plus frames.
Please Goichi Suda please just win this fast we need to get to Daigo being washed.>Next is KekkenFuuuuuck
>>737870175>these cotw matches have been hype as fuck for me>youtube chat and /v/ are just saying that this game has no "sauce"Am I just old now? This looks way more interesting to me than the constant drive rush stuff in SF6 or Heat in T8.Like there's actual neutral play going on here.
6-7
>>737874337You have to understand. The idea that CoTW is a good fighting game is not allowed or acceptable for some stupid reason and usually people that hate on it DO NOT PLAY FIGHTING GAMES.Its a good fucking fighting game. I'm glad you recognize it by just watching it. The people who bitch about it, say it has no sauce, and say fucking Strive of all things is more of a real fighting game than it, are fucking posers or trannies. There is no exception.
Nah... This looks like shit. Anime fighters have way more going for them than Shitty of the Wolves slop
G01 wins! 7-6
Apologize
>>737874337soivesloppers fear snk superirority, nothing more to it than that
>>737874437Enjoy Happy Chaos being top dog, motherfucker. 2.0 introduced instability and made characters worse. You like your Bridget with a retarded DP? You like useless Testament? You like minus on hit I-no divekicks? You fucking gook. Your game sucks.
>>737874345WHERE IS THE FIRST TO TEN?!
>>737870175There's a lot of black weebs
>>737874337Game looks way more fun to play than street fighter but it's just ugly idk. I mean so is SF6 and I don't play that either but yeah.
>>737874462I actually meant more along the lines of CentralFiction and Granblue but sure senpai
Soku is still the best fighting game ever made.
>>737874498and remember blacks can take from japanese culture but not the other way around!
>>737874475We got another undercard match and probably like a half hour of ads and fluff to sit through first.
>>737870175MenuRD
>>737873553being good at sf6 literally doesn't mean anythingit's a coinflipping sim
>>737870175man who cares sf6 is a dogshit party game.
>>737874552the only part of black culture that's worthwhile is the frequent use of the word nigger
>>737874517Oh. I'm the faggot then. My bad.
>>737874337its the last actual fighting game out and the current audience is beyond raped so they dont understand.
where the fuck is the daigo match?
>>737874337The game doesn't have sauce if you have no idea how it works.I really don't think people understand how fucking difficult and amazing it is that both can predict a jab, JD it and GC it into a heavy DP break then convert that into a combo somewhat consistently is insanely technical cool shit.But from the casual observer, that looks like nothing because that all happens in like that span of a blink. SF6 having full color splashes and slowdown for stuff like perfect parries makes it a much easier to understand viewing experience.
Peni shown again TuT
>Next is KekkenAlright hibernating time.
>>737872767I thought melee players wanted him dead the most.
>Have to leave for a flight soon>Saw thread and got excited figuring I'd be able to watch it while reading thread shitposts before I left or maybe even catch the tail end
>>737870175
>>737874551Maybe if you host it
>>737870175I thought this shit was next week, and why is the Daigo vs RD stream everything but Daigo vs RD?
>>737874571This isn't about the game at all. Sitting through an hour of SF6 is just a necessary sacrifice.
>>737874656I mean JD GC DP is just a basic OS and then confirming off the DP break isnt that hard.It just expects more from you than the other current fighters.
>>737874729the game being the way it is makes all of it a farce.
How is S3 of Tekken? Surely they finally decided to slow it the fuck down, right.
>>737873484>uncs>>>/reddit/>>>/a/
>>737874564why arent you flipping the coin in Capcom cup for an easy 1 million buckaroos then bro? nah, you’re just a retarded shitter lmao!
>>737870175>literally retards fightingkek
>>737874790Latest emergency patch was fairly good because they removed many heat launchers and lots but not so much nerfs but still has problems.
>>737874790They finally started nerfing characters but I didn't see anything remotely big enough to bring people back. It's still Tekken 8.
>>737874564Its interesting how the same people are so good at flipping coins.
>>737874552That's not true at all. The Japs completely absorbed Black culture through rap. They actually managed to make it somewhat respectable by cutting out the apeshit
Saar?
>>737874880If by "the same people" you mean "a different random 13 year old every week"
>>737874890These niggers said the same with about 5.
>>737874691Later
>>737874908Redeem.
>>737874918you dont know what youre talking about like the retarded faggot shitter that you are.
>>737874707>why is the Daigo vs RD stream everything but Daigo vs RD?Because EVO co-opted Daigo's Kemonomichi (Beast Road) event but rebranded it. The difference is that it's no longer a few oddball choices (PuyoPuyoTetris, GARREGA) paired with a main match but just whatever is popular/they're paid to show + a main match
>>737870175I can't fathom how much of a troon you have to be to care about this. Should be relegated to its own board.
Why does /fgg/ love SFV?
>Kakogawa yoika?????
>>737874982You're Indian
I'll show you the new heights of fightan, anonall you gotta do is take my hand, allah willing
>>737874982anon... you are on the tranny board
>>737874584and being enslaved, don't forget that one
why would anyone play sf6, t8 or literally any dogshit anime fighter when all the good fighting games released over 2 decades ago>scene is all mexicans and blacks nowoh right my bad
>>737874989current game -1 always gets rebound love.
>>737874982only literal and unironical tranny faggots use the word “troon” ya nigger tranny. now kys lmao!
Grudge Matches like this being handled by evo instead of at a local/independent tourney just feels inauthentic. Maybe this is just a modern fgc moment idk nothing is real anymore
>>737874989Fucking nobody loves SFV lol XD Thst shit isn't even fun enough to call kusoge.I actually think that Strive is going to end up the same way. The second it ain't the new and flashy Guilty Gear people are gonna drop it like a brick. Xrd still has players, accent core still has players, nobody is going to want to go back and play Strive
>>737874982/vfg/ board when
Arslan Ash pulled the ladder up on his Pakistani pals, right? Like he kinda came into the scene as a guy thankful to be surrounded by mentors and then when they decided to come compete, he kinda gatekept them, right?
>>737874963Mena wins two or three times a year and that's enough to make him the most consistent player on the planet, while in every other tournament he finishes 800th and some kid who picked up the game a month ago wins.
This is embarrassing...
>>737874815why arent you winning the lottery?
>>737875070Tell that to arcshit already confirmed more seasons after season 5.
>>737874656That's a problem with FGs in general. Somebody might do an autistic combo but it means literally nothing to you if you haven't tried it yourself or have no idea it's even supposed to be autistic. Hard characters get called braindead all the time, and even vice versa, because people have no real idea of how hard they actually are to play only how annoying it feels to fight them.
>>737874880they really arent though.first two capcom cup champs of SF6 quit fighting games.third one is a fortnite babb who only played fighters for a year lmao
>>737874994>>737875025High estrogen posts.>>737875003Every single nerd hobby is filled with trannies but some specific niches have a higher concetration than others, it's undeniable.
>>737875115T8 is embarrassing in general
>>737875128Strive has nice music, too many vocal tracks but I do like the music. The story is also fun enough for normies. As soon as you get to the gameplay and how it is tot watch and play everything falls apart.
>>737874815Are we really going to pretend that SF6 is not inherently a gambling game? The strike/throw game is literally its biggest element at high level play. Do you not understand that the very reason for why throw loops exist? Sure, the interaction at midscreen is probably real Street Fighter, but the moment you're at the corner, then you're going to Las Vegas.
THE LAST MATCH ENDED A HALF HOUR AGO AND THEY STILL HAVEN'T STARTED THE NEXT ONE
can they like play already or something?
>>737875205Thank god for EVO production what would we do without them
>>737875161Gatekeep your shit lol. Troons add nothing to the communities they join.
oh boy 1 hour of tekken then another 30 mins after that to go
>>737875205Welcome to Japanese tournaments. They love talking. And this is going to be why EVO Japan is insufferable. I don't understand why they LOVE this style so much.
>Pilgrimage to Pakistan
>>737875205MAKE SOME NOISE
>>737875193every single fighting game in existence is a 50/50 strike/throw mind game ya retard. you niggers only reveal yourselves as the secondary retarded faggots that you are, as always.
I really don't know why people are acting like CotW is inherently better. You can say it's technically harder but I just see a bunch of buffering and educated guesses into super long combos like any other current fighting game. Go1 literately did wakeup drive impact (and got punished)
Is the middle eastern dude still in Tekken 8? Miguel I think his name was?
>>737875064this, fuck evomadcatz sponsoring events to shill their new arcade sticks were SOVL
>>737875235>Gatekeep your shit lol.Says the one who failed to do so... fighting games are one of those niches filled to the brim with trannies.
>>737875339Instead of making that post here, type that into google
>>737875339Shaheen? Yeah.
>>737874960Alright
>>737875317Okay, so you're retarded. You don't understand frame data and you certainly don't understand SF6. There is a reason why delay teching was a thing that disappeared, why the shimmy became prevalent in SF5, and why we ended up with throw loops in VI. You have not played enough fighting games to apparently understand how we got here and that's okay. You don't get to project your "secondary nature" on me.
>>737875317>every single fighting game in existence is a 50/50 strike/throw mind gameJust type "I'm retarded" next time, it'll waste less of everyone's time.
>>737871451>>737871525People on this board or the general don't play fighting games. They just cry about drive rush when it's the least of their worries. Then talk about balance as if it's relevant to their rank, which it never is. Legions of "fans" who come crawling out of the woodwork to complain about a game from a series they supposedly love so much which still has a bunch of active entries. Truth is they hate SF6 because it's popular, they've grown into the same, sad old men who complained about 09ers 17 years ago. I've even seen SF5 defenders like lmao, go play that shit if you really love it that much.
>>737871985There's something off about him. The sort of person who knows how and when to act nice but probably has some dark shit going on underneath.
>>737875161>but some specific niches have a higher concetration than othersyeah guilty gear. kof, sf and tekken are still 99% normal people games
>>737875402>is a faggot shitter>also apparently really good at the games hes shitting on everytime with you /v niggers huh? nah, you’re just dont even play any fighting games, faggot. I will play you in SFV or 6 right now but I doubt a retarded nigger faggot such as yourself has the means or will.
>>737875496If you count only outside of America.
Holy shit the production is slow
>>737874989its a good game.it actually saw plenty of lobbies and tournaments there, unlike 6.>>737875070fuck off tourist
>>737875490He's a pedophile. It's plainly obvious
>>737875317RETARDED
>>737875447The problem is that you can't even say "I'm going to wait for my fav to show up" because, like with Ingrid, your fav is going to look like shit and be modeled around shitty meters. Who cares what the meters look like, give us a super meter and fuck off.
>>737875528Its 7AM. I don't really care that you're going to try this stupid tactic of thinking a spontaneous set doesn't mean you don't understand the basic nature of SF6 is uncommon in the genre. But I have a master Chun, yes. She's rusty, I guess, on account of me taking time off to go play City and relearning 3S, but I know I'm probably better than you.
>>737874815>>737874880Leave them to stew in their bitter old man life. They're just pissed off that life didn't go their way and they never accomplished anything of note.
>>737875585okay nigger stay pissing and shutting your skirt because of “muh throw loops reeeeeee” lmao! SF6 won, big time.
>>737874989Contrarianism. That's it.>>737874993
>>737875630Why are you projecting, man?
>>737875616lets play a match then faggot. are you NA or EU? SA maybe? just a quick ft5. ya nigger
Arcana Heart 3 was the peak of the FGC genre.
https://youtu.be/CO17wK-4BqM?t=1480>2014>janky slapped together stage in the hallway of a convention>announcers dropping Hitler references>whole thing cranked out in a half hour>2026>6 hour overproduced corporate bullshit with an undercard full of garbage no one cares about.Where did everything go so wrong?
>Zafina VS CliveFuck...
Wait, Clive turns black lol? XD
>cloivejesus christ i cant believe sf6 is getting tifa lmao
SF6 is the best fighting game ever.Niggas that complain about it are just jealous that the fighting game they pretend to play will never be as popular.
Wow the screen looks amazing! Someone should look at this!
>>737875193Jesus fucking Christ man do you know what a mix-up is? Like the basis for Street Fighter in general. I block high, my opponent goes low, I throw a fireball, my opponent is ready to jump it. You people are genuine autists but the retarded 3rd world type with no education.
No fucking way I went to get Chinese takeout and stopped by for bagels and still came back before Kekken started.
unc humiliation ritual
>>737875726mike and gootecks tried to warn us about eatsports and you didnt listen
>Get over here clawHAHAHAHAHH
Final Fantasy XVI was so bad that Tekken 8 isn't even the worst game Clive is in.
>>737874989As a tourist I have to say that it seems like the usual "New BAD Old GOOD" tradition.
>>737875726I want to be Ibuki here
>>737875726Randomly rewatched ltg vs viscant last week, which is also from 2014 coincidentally. Its crazy how everything about from the speed of matches to commentary is worse now. But evo gives us multiple camera angles on a shitty dark stage so say thank you
Why does a guy get to bring a sword to a fist fighting tournament wtf
>>737874989/fgg/ doesn't play fighting games
>>737875694My life may be disappointing but at least I don't spend my time crying about sf6 in threads about sf6.
Tekken 8 is my favorite medieval fantasy fighter
>>737875830Gootecks sacrificed his hairline for us
>>737875924bu-but muh throw loops reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! help me niggerman save me from da throw looooooops reeeeeeeeee!
>NinaLMAOOO HE'S SO DESPERATE
So uh... Who is the hero and who is the villain here? Chikurin seems like the villain because he's using a non Kekken original character.
Wait a minute I thought changing characters in a long set was taboo. How fucking lame.
>>737874989it's this >>737875015when SF7 comes out /fgg/ and /sfg/ will be about how it is a dogshit game from scrubs unlike pure and honest fundamental SF6
>>737870407He's old, nigga. It's not jobbing anymore when you reach a certain age.
>>737876018I think it was expected he would do it because he plays a lot of characters. I don't think it would generally be seen as taboo in this case.
>>737876006>Tier whore scum vs Sword particle characterHmm I wonder.
ARSLAN ASSYo spooky pull the plug, get the lights
INDIA WON
these fucking ougi animations feel as disrespectful as making your opponent watch fatalities midsetwhy did they make them so long
DUDE FLASHING LIGHTS AND COLOURS
is there a schedule for this? I just want to watch the daigo match and don't care for anything else
>>737875809You really think you said something, huh
>>737876165So Max would react to them and people would buy the game because dood was hyped
>>737875918WNF twitch streams got 15-20k viewers regularly for just a california weekly and now CPT majors are lucky to hit 10k english viewers across twitch and youtube including restreams.
I don't play this game. Is JRPG man top 1 or something?
>>737876209After the Tekken match. FT7 I think.
>>737876217Yes. Refute any of it. Try not to cry as you do so.
Soulcalibur 7 I mean Tekken 8 is so ass
Why would you not play the final fantasy character? He's literally broken, why try and fight it?
Someone get the damn body bag out this ass kid is on the floor
>>737876209Production is slow as fuck, id expect it to be happening in 90-120 minutes from when tekken started
>>737876262>>737876289well, fuckthanks anons
>>737876267Nah. Nothing to gain with an idiot that thinks throw loops are comparable to a mixup.
>>737876065In a tournament setting it's whatever. But I see long sets as this sort of agreement where you say "My X can wipe your Y". It's bragging rights. If you compromise it then the match feels like it lost some value. Like nobody would be happy if Mena hopped off Blanka to play Sagat or Mai. There'd be a fat asterisk that says "This player swapped to another to get an advantage". There's even supposed to be a color change rule in Daigo vs Mena because Mena is a fatass who tries to chameleon through every game in-tournament. Even Super Turbo faggots stick to a character in long sets and that game is heavily matchup dependent. There's winning through any means for prize money and then there's playing for honor, which I expect in these types of games.
>>737876243Everything is worse, commentary, games, players, shitty ads, stupid endless preamble. It's crazy how giving people money actually degraded the quality of everything
He's getting stomped. Serves him right for being a Nina cuck
>>737876352Yup. Just as I thought. No response, no brain.
>>737876338The previous match went as long as possible ended 7-6, if tekken is like a 7-0 it might start quicker
>Level 5 ZantetsukenHAHAHHAHAHA
Saars...
>>737876352NTA but throw is the mix up answer to block. what are you even trying to say bro? just stop it man, you’re embarrassing yourself.
zesty ahh
>Tried and true tekken tool??????FUCKING WHERE?????
>AlisaHE'S FUCKING DESPERATE HE'S REALLY REALLY DESPERATE
>>737876243>WNF, jumping over to salty bet to watch popeye v supergat We had no idea how good we had it. SFV was the end
based paki delivering us daigod faster
>>737875809>>737876267>>737876459NTA but to be fair, SF4 and SFV did not have throwloops. Or only occurred in a few cases.
>Three charactersFucking embarrassing.
>>737876547SFV did have throw loops for a huge chunk of it's lifespan, they were eventually patched out of the gamenash was literally meta season 1 because he had midscreen throw loops
>>737876459We are talking about a throw loop. Stop. You fucking idiot. You HAVE to take the throw. If you don't understand why a throw loop is not a mixup before you start typing, then shut up. The answer is not to block. The answer is to take the throw.You can't jump because of the throw loop. You can't block because of the throw loop. You should KNOW this. BOTH OF YOU. The risk vs. reward is so in favor of the loop that its not a fucking mixup because a mixup IMPLIES that blocking or challenging the mixup is a possible answer. A throw loop requires a fucking gamble to get out of.You are both fucking idiots. Stop talking like you understand the game you love. I played it enough to understand it. This is your last (You).
>>737876547SF4 was full of option selects and safe jumps. Pick your poison.
What the fuck was the point of these undercard matches>all 3 matches are different games>first match went 7-6 nobody cared>next match is 7-0 and nobody cares
Wow finally a win.
Omfg this is gonna go on all day
>>737876587That's an awful lot of words to prove that it is indeed a mixup. How's the blood pressure btw? Sounds like it's time for your medication.
The crowd is silent
>>737876587>you can’t just cause of throw loopswtf man, you really are a literal unironical retarded faggot huh?
>>737876650I care. :D
what even is this "event"? Is evo trying to go like the shitass world of corporate pro boxing
they should make adam sandler playable in tekken
Orihime must die.
>>737876682jump*
>>737876663Uh, you were asking him to address your point yet here you are not addressing his points?
>>737876590Throw loops don't happen in SFIV because throws don't have enough recovery to really get a huge punish off. Its also not an easily accessible high damage like SFVI is.
Is Michael Murray seeing this?
>>737876712Was that not the guy with the baseball bat?
>>737876727Don't worry. Just call anything a mixup and it'll somehow make sense or whatever.
The Pac-Man stage is really ugly.
Modern e sports is so fucking ass. we need to go back to the toilet's and basements man we need some unadvertisible bullshit game
>this shit took so long the thread will hit bump limit before it even starts
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE- Someone
>>737876685If people cared we wouldve hit bump limit an hour ago
Crazy how nobody is there to watch Menard win, they all want Daigo to win.
New thread or go to the fighter thread next door?
>>737876731Throw loops don't have in SFIV because crouch teching exist and made throws on wakeup basically impossible. The "degenerate" tech in SFIV was ambiguous left/rights on wakeup which was called "vortex" notably done by Akuma by ending all of his strings with sweep because that gave a hard knockdown and enough time for an ambigious left/rightThat's literally why everyone made a big stink about crouch teching being removed when SFV came out and how people had to discover the concept of throw looping as a new thing.
>>737876818it would be hard enough to find a western audience not also cheering for him, but they're in japan right now so there's no way they'll ever cheer for a filthy gaijin fatass
>>737876650they announced them too last second so they dont hold the same weight as yuyu vs tanukana for examplethey just picked people willing to play on 2 weeks prep, not enough build upalso didnt knee beat arslan in a long exhibition too?
has daigo vs mena already happened?
>>737876881Nope, after the Tekken match.
MenaRD said he challenged Daigo because his dream is to beat the best, but that Daigo simply doesn't exist anymore. He's gonna kick the shit out of the shell of Daigo's former self and then seriously delude himself into thinking that he beat the same Daigo as Daigo in his prime? Surely not?
>>737876881Hahahahah, no. Even the live crowd is falling asleep
>>737876818who wants a fat nigger mutt creatura to win let alone step on a stage? only other monkeyniggers
>>737870469>the best fighting game player on earthIs still unironically SonicFox whether you like it or not, really
>>737876937lol.
comeback is real
What's up with the download lingo
Arslan running it back.
>>737876937lol
>>737876805Arslan's bs is at 60%Chikurin's internet is a little slow
When is the menard vs daigo match?I can't watch my daigo get washed but in daigo i trust
>>737875726>Where did everything go so wrong?forced esports by saudi money
Chikurin fell off.
>>737876964downloading your opponent means that you're figuring out their habits and the way they play and stuff like that. Pretty old lingo from what I understand.
>>737876851Vortex just means a mix-up situation that loops back into another mix-up situation. It can be okizeme, re-stand resets, or anything else as long as you can loop back into mix-up situations. Did SFIV players use the term exclusively for ambiguous cross-up okizeme?
>>737877000after this
>>737877000After the Tekken match. It's a FT7.
How is Arslan winning? His Alisa is terrible.
>>737877019That makes sense. My initial interpretation was like the person was still downloading their better skills and to be downloaded means you've mastered it.
>>737873875lmao tranny game
>>737877046it was looping ambiguous cross up okizeme yeahI'm pretty sure sfiv didn't have restand resets
>>737876781remember how harada got his ass kicked by some chinese league gaming pokemon fan lilypichu in his own gameTWICE
>>737877073Matchup counterplay favors Alisa or is this player expression knowledge?
>>737877046no he's just an 09er
>>737877086kolin
With production after this bs it's gonna be like another solid hour, minimum
>>737877121Bit of both. You can see that Chik knows the answers but Ash is good at changing the tmepo.
>>737877146kolin my favorite street fighter 4 character
What are the chances Daigo actually pulls it off? He's never lost a ft10 but still seems rather unlikely
Alisa sure does eat your fucking health for blocking
>>737877175oh i didnt see the i in sfiv all lower case
>>737875070strive carved a new big playerbase of people NOT interested in the old games. They will glaze strive for decades
>>737877050>>737877059Thanks bros
ZANTETSUKEN
>>737877230Also why would the new game just be more Strive? We're stuck with it.
>>737875184but strive has the best gameplay of the series tho???
>LEO?????Arlsan trying to confused Chikurin.
Arslan is washed up
>>737875070>>737877230I don't even consider Strive a Guilty Gear game. It's like its own new franchise.
>>737875070>xrd still has players
Is leo bad or something
>>737877086abel?
>>737877205Dominican Blanka is a special kind of retarded. It's gonna be rough.
He was winning with the chainsaw girl. Why did he change?
clive looks broken as hell
>>737877265you are stuck with it forever. This is what people want, this is what the new player base like.This is where the money are. Strivers outnumber old players 20:1
>>737877336Because he's a sore loser.
>>737877306Pattheflip works too hard for people to just be saying shit.
>>737877305denial stage lmao
>>737877341Yea I hate pussy ass faggot Arslan Ash but kinda felt bad for him.
>>737876727What points? There are a bunch of options. You don't have to take the throw. Watch this FT10 have 0 throw loops and cry some more. You get punished more for not taking the throw but if you guess right you're fine. You just don't like throw loops cos you don't play the game and they look annoying to watch.>>737876851Yeah it's almost as if there will always be something powerful to complain about. Every match should just be vanilla SF4 Ryu mirrors. These bitches would still be whining.
Arslan Ass, get him outta here come on off the stage move it on dude's washed he'll never get over this.
>>737874989it's less that we love SFV and more that we recognize how, despite SFV being a low, SF6 is just an even lower-low. at least SFV was running 6 character seasons and all the cosmetics they made could be used in Ranked, and you could buy all that shit with in-game currency instead of real money. SF6 is an extortion racket by comparison. and that's before you get into how the Drive System homogenized the cast or how flat out ugly SF6 is.
>>737877205If Mena loses it will be because he can't handle the pressure he put on himself. Daigo might not be as good at SF6 but he's a robot.
>>737875070Without question - the Strive bandwagoners have been long jumping ship now, and it's very clear that there is no genuine love or loyalty for the game. Fully expect a fat zero players on it soon enough, meanwhile +R and Xrd will be thriving and supported by a small but loyal and caring playerbase.
>>737877336I guess he respects Chik figuring out the match up more than him being able to adjust.
>>737876949>>737876997If you put SonicFox in a room with MenaRD and had them do a FT10 in every relevant fighting game title SonicFox would buttfuck him in every single game except SF6 and SFV.
Is Daigo going to use Akuma? Does he have an alt character or is that it?
How many hours of talking until the match starts
>>737877309I think she's considered good but is rarely played.
>>737873118>>737874437>flashy mechanics are WAY cooler than ex cancels
Didn't know japs cared that much about fighting games. I was thinking it's just because Daigo but we aren't even there yet. Maybe it's botted I don't know.
>>737876848Lets go to the fightan thread next door.
>>737877452gouki vs blankacolors also locked
>>737877205I think it's hard. Diego is technically the underdog and people love rooting for him despite his age like Mike Bison. Blanka's an annoying matchup for anyone as a tricky character and would take a bit more adaptation and more studying his mixups. I don't know how the recent nerfs to Blanka's toys will work for Daigo's favor. I want to believe he'll pull a win and we'll get another university lecture like he gave after Infiltration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dARsb8ATQ-s
>>737877451Sonicfox wouldn't buttfuck anything that didn't have a tail and a knot.
where's everyone going?
>>737876041nah.
>>737877483>90kWHAT
>>737877483It's evening in Japan, everyone has time to watch their favorite players.
>>737875070>Xrd still has players Strive
>>737877506stand by for new thread
>>737877451lmfao
>>737877491why does the ugly nigger mutt monstro play the ugly nigger mutt monstro? can uggly nigger mutts ever stop self-inserting their ugly nigger mutt pride over being ugly nigger mutt creaturas everywhere they go?
>>737877506Bingo.
>>737877483JP numbers are always pretty high. It's shitposting material to say it's dead in the west.
>>737877497>Diego
Damn man, it might not even start for another 30-45 mins at this rate
>>737877469The FGC REALLY needs to stop trying to be E-sports and take a page out of its own damn book. Go back 10 years and people wouldn't stand for this shit. I'm so fucking sick of constant interviews and artificial hype and "narratives." If I wanted to suck cock I'd watch league of legends.
>>737877418how delusional are you?strive has a big and stable playerbase of around 2K, for five years (t8 is 4k for perspective). The new patch pumped it to almost release date numbers. Top 3 entries and viewers at every tournament. Strive has the least crossover with other games, meaning they are not interested in sf, tekken, or tag slop. Xrd and +R can barely surpass 100 players worldwide lmaoinb4 tranny cause you have no counter argument
>>737877541>lmfao
>>737877483This is a Japan event. It's like 9pm over there right now.
>no sticky
>>737870175mena will throw
>>737877483SF6 is pretty popular in Japan but everywhere else on earth it's as niche as any other fighting game. This specific event is purely about the lore though, the game is basically irrelevant.
>>737874590>how DARE you speak poorly of City of the Wolves... oh wait, y-you're a GranblueGAWD?!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FORGIVE ME FORGIVE ME GRANBLUE IS SUPERIOR I'M SORRY I'M SORRY TASUKUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>737877568The Saudis want to turn it into a "real" sport.
>>737877205Nobody plays Blanka like Mena. And if Daigo managed to figure out the matchup, then he'll fall back to Luke and switch to Blanka when Daigo starts adjusting to Luke. That is IF Daigo can figure out Blanka.I feel like people underestimate the genuine slaughter that was both Mena's EVO wins. The man's Blanka is just hard to fight.
it ahs been more than 3 horus and they didnt fight yet??????? fucking hell man
>>737877483it's golden week right now
is it over? I just woke up and saw two fucking nogs in japan talking on screen
>>737877568You can play fighting games without having to engage with the FGC
>>737877640THIIIIIIIIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>737877629pre-show retard
>>737877483EVO has grown huge in Japan, I think Japan EVO has like over 7600 competitors this year in SF alone
>>737877483they fill up tokyo sumo arena for capcupthey fill up venues on wednesday nights just to watch streamers play sf6 in person
>>737877629Daigo VS Mena is about to start
I haven’t followed anything FGC in years, all I know is I don’t want Daigo to lose to the fat Latinx Zoomer who probably couldn’t even do good in USF4
>>737877582Tell me what SF is playing right now that's relevant. Motherfucker ran back to SG and MK because there's no sharks in the pool. What happened to his Tekken run? He's washed in FighterZ. He ran from Strive and SoulCalibur. If Mena had the time to learn a game, then he can beat SF. :) Easy. :)
Is there a single competitive scene with an ounce of soul in it left? Brood War? Geoguesser?
>>737877679>they fill up tokyo sumo arena for capcupLOL that shit was like 25% full at most.
>>737877683Soku
>>737877683tactics arena online
They are playing the goated documentary
>>737877683buzzwords...
>>737877683no, it's not 2010 anymore, no one even plays pvp games for fun anymore
NEW THREAD:>>737877768>>737877768>>737877768
>>737877578I'll give Strivetrannies this, they know how to cope lmao. I guess you have to be good at denying reality if you live a life of going out and telling everyone you're a woman even with a bobbing Adam's Apple and a five o'clock shadow.
>>737877483Vtubers revived the genre for a younger generation. Dozens and dozens of high profile streamers each with millions of followers, all getting into SF at the same time does alot for adoption.
what happened to daigo's eye? did he have a stroke?
>>737877753GET IN HERE FAGGOTSIT'S STARTING
Look at that record lol
>>737877817>strive has 25x the players of xturd >claims the opposite You’re the tranny living in your own tranny delusion homie
>>737877852there's already a new thread, retard >>737877768
>>737877519literally watched it happen when everyone was talking about sfv being a no neutral dash and mash vtrigger robbery simulator
What is the context of this? Who's the fat retard?
>>737877568They are trying to be family friendly and reach a non-existent espn audience without realising the average zoomer is vulgar and the old fgc was more in line with what is actually mass market in 2026.
>>737877682>Tell me what SF is playing right now that's relevant.Nothing, why would he need to? When he was at Mena's point in his career he was already a millionaire because of how good he is.>Motherfucker ran back to SG and MK because there's no sharks in the pool.People legitimately thought Ninjakilla was a FG prodigy until SonicFox demolished him and maintained the status quo>He's washed in FighterZ. He has the same amount of wins in four separate series at EVO as Mena has in SF6.>He ran from Strive and SoulCalibur.He went to Grand Finals in Strive. This is primarily a Mortal Kombat player we're talking about>If Mena had the time to learn a game, then he can beat SF. :) Easy. :)Mena competed in the same Injustice 2 EVO tournament as Sonic did awhile back and didn't even make it out of pools.
>>737877931The fat retard won his way memeing in slime fighter 6 now he's come to challenge Daigo in the same shitty game
>>737878014Dear God you're delusional. Enjoy sucking the furry's dick, I guess.
>>737877817thanks for proving my point lmao
>>737878060The fact that you're painting some one trick beaner as some sort of international fightan god tells me you haven't been around long enough to even talk about it.This discussion comes up in every other FGC thread and every single time it comes down to anon being mad that Sonic is a fucking furry faggot and are unable to look at what he's done objectively. Just because you don't WANT him to be, doesn't mean he isn't pound for pound the best to ever do it.
>>737878223>TOP 5 world in one of if not THE MOST competitive scene on the fgc>two games in a rowNigga he's a decade established at this point who cares if he didn't win the little leagues leffen games
>>737878223Holy newfag, probably thinks Sonic fox is even top 5 at fighterz. He’s a ducker
>>737878014>evoEvo is a qualifier for arc world tour which he has never won or even gotten second
>dropkick character>shoto character>grapple characterboring generic shit, its not 1992 anymore.
>>737878528what the fuck is a dropkick character
>>737878558Raidenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ia3bq9lQn4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgw0VcKjQX8
STILL NOT STARTED
>>737878558Divekick* the staple
new bread >>737878785>2010 evo super street fighter 6 champion >2010>super street fighter 6absolute BEAST
Isn't Menard just "the random dude who is the best at this specific moment"? What's the point of this? He has zero history with Daigo and he'll be out of the spotlight in a year or two
>>737878854he won capcom cup in both SF5 and 6, he is not some random dude
AAAIEEEE!!!!
>>737879056>jive>dixdon't you have some green slime you need to cover yourself in?
>>7378790562 and a half years is still in the five minutes of fame timeframe. Someone else will show up and dethrone him like next year and everyone will forget about the time menard was the best.
>>737879228Winning honest good ass nootch jive baddivekick vortexing wins in 4 GUD
>>737871828>neckbeard camel fucker...lol
first round neutral dr overture inc
>>737872635whites are too busy being employed in young adult years. Not a larp, browns just have a lot of time on their hands, and a lot of origin stories are how they just played games being poor.
>>737872826nigger looks almost like someone I know
>round one goes to daigo>round two mena gets enough meter for level 2 and wins>round three mena gets enough meter for level 2 and wins
>>737871828>dumb racist that never leaves his mom's basement thinks a random fat brown guy is DJ Khaled
