I think they're cute... Do you think it's possible to civilize them?
>>737886878Only Elven priestesses can civilized gobbos
they said the same about africans and we failed to make them into real peopleI dont think this pig people can do anything other than be sex slaves
They arent like regular fantasy orcsThey are evil magic made and they stop existing when ganondorf is slain, they dont reproduce, or age or learn or anything
>>737886878Not really, they're too simple for that. You can still enslave and rape them if you're tough enough, but you should never let them have an edge over you, or else they'll make you regret it.
>>737887158That's pretty much what Lord of the Rings Orcs are though.
>>737887220Im was talking about stuff like in TES where they are just green people but yeah I know
>>737886878>>737886929YWNBAW
>>737887510I have femlink fatigue
What the fuck was going on with Moe the Moblin and that girl in Wind Waker anyway? Especially considering this is true >>737887158, they are demons summoned from Zelda-hell, not a normal biological species.
>>737887561>What the fuck was going on with Moe the Moblin and that girl in Wind Waker anyway?She found a way out of poverty by selling the skull necklaces the Moblin gave to her.
>>737887220That's not what Lord of the Rings Orcs are. Orcs are a bastardization of elves by Morgoth, who is Lord of the Rings Satan. He captured elves and deformed them into Orcs, making them evil and subservient.Presumably Orcs don't age, like elves, but they also presumably do breed. And they can learn; in fact in The Hobbit Goblins (which are Orcs) are said to be responsible for a lot of the most cruel devices invented.You are thinking about how when Sauron is defeated the Orcs are also defeated. They don't die from Sauron losing his power, they just lost all the focus of will that Sauron put on them. They lost the Sauron buffs they had one them and ran away.
King Rhoam probably fucked one of these to get into one of those super secret dinner clubs
>>737887561They still seem to have free will (somewhat), but naturally they are malicious and violent
>>737887559then take a stamina potion
>>737886878Do they FUCK
>>737887158I hate modern zelda making every race just a monster created by ganon instead of their own thing with history and every temple a very especific bulding made specially to give that soecific link a thing due to some prophecy. Makes the world feel smaller like nothing else but what happens in the game is going in.
>>737887158>>737887947The bokoblins/blins are probably the most fleshed out race of monsters in Ganon's army.they got their own society and shit.
>>737887947I mean zoras/gorons/koroks/fairies/hylians are still legitWould be cool to see these races actually fight each other for once though
>>737887947The Zelda team will rehash the Jap demon king trope until the end of time.
>>737888058The ones in twiligth Princess and Wind Waker maybe fron Skyward sword onward they are creations of evil.
>not a ganon minion>sticks head out of the water and spits a fireball at you anywayAssholes
>>737887947I think they made that rule so that when you kill an enemy it can disappear in a puff of black smoke instead of leaving a corpseSame reason bowser used to have magic powers, so stomping a goomba doesnt result in a pool of blood
>>737888261SEXO
>>737888258Weren't all the monsters summoned from a chest or something in minish cap?
zelda lore contradicts itself multiple times, they dont care so neither should you
>>737887559Try dressing up as femlink and hang out in anime/game/cosplay convention bathrooms, it cured my fatigue
>>737888530Duct taping their halfassed mess together is fun
>>737888361Except the wolves and elks do that too so LAWL. Horses are the only animals in Hyrule not allied with the faces of evil.
>>737888612but increased your anus fatigue
>>737888652>the faces of evil.
Anyways if the next zelda game is botw3 I will bomb nintendo HQ
>>737888635Nintendo made a good penny by selling hard cover encyclopedias to lore nerds
What did Nintendo mean by this?
Get ready for the movie to both fuck the canon up and also make whatever its canon is the canon people will start to follow forever from then on
>>737889017I really hope they cast ganon as a black guy because it would be so fucking funny
>>737886878>>737886929I love Zelda getting broken in my Ganondorf, horses, and bokos.But why do so much of the works feature gay shit with link?
>>737887220Orcs are actual living creatures produced by in-universe Satan torturing elves into them. Orcs breed and can survive after their masters are killed, although they basically turn into total retards without guidance and often just straight up commit suicide out of despair when it happens. That's actually what happens in the books when Sauron's defeated by the way, there isn't some big chasm that swallows up most of the army like the movie, they either commit suicide on the spot or run away screaming in terror at the fact they no longer feel the pull of an overseeing power.
>>737887947Don't Lynels have a society in Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom?
>>737889638self insert for cucks
>>737889638more please, or link to more
post female bokoblins
>>737889840No, they're solitary and fiercely territorial. They're "intelligent" in the way that a dolphin is.
>>737886878
>>737888261in most of the games they appear you get to do something with their queen for a reward so even in game you know they are different from the ganon goons.
Anon is ending this thread with no survivors.
bokoblin vore
>>737890205
>>737893035you should have been allowed to feed bokoblins to frox
>>737893238
>>737889638wow that is incredibly unappealing slop
It's crazy to me that they actually made this fucker canon
>>737893464
>suddently bokoblins are no longer interested in Zelda
>>737893691some anon out there>holy shit what a sexy motherfucker
>>737893691Why does he have nipples on his chin?
>>737887220they are not. tolkien explicitly stated that orcs are capable of redemption
>>737887559maybe the devs should try to make him look like a biological male for the next game, then.
>>737893691>Oh goodie, M.A.S.H.!
>>737893691DON’T FIGHT ‘EM, FEED ‘EM!
>>737893476Monsterfucking is a slop fetish so it makes sense
>>737894297And lose the asian woman demo?
>>737894463the approx 2% of the playerbase where the rest consists of millennial manchildren and actual children?
>>737894297That's what a male looks like, goldor
>>737894786>yeah this long haired smooth as butter tiny guy with wide hips and fatty tissue around his breasts? peak masculinity actually!maybe to tendies who dont move their fat bodies around, but this is barely male. looks like a boy with klinefelters at best
>>737894563yeah but it also happens to be the female developer-base as well so...
>bokoblin fetish - female :|>bokoblin fetish - male :O
>>737893691>leaked botw3 boss concept art
>>737886878They're monsters born from dark magic, I don't think they could ever be civilized, but someone who wields enough Power could probably command them to work for good.
>>737889998>Dolphins murder-rape other fish and get high off pufferfish all day.What does this say about lynels?
>>737895993Now there's an interesting premise I can get behind. >tfw we will never have an Overlord/Pikmin-style spinoff with Ganondorf summoning minions to help him conquer the Dark World after some OC villain loots the Triforce of Power from him
>>737896254Echoes of Wisdom is like a reverse situation of this. Too bad Zelda can only summon a few at a time
>>737888612I'm ugly and don't want to travel 12 hours for a convention
Twili Midna’s feet
>>737886878I want to be cucked by a Bokoblin.
>>737897089Okay but it's a Bokoblin girl stealing you instead
>>737897132Do they even exist? I don't remember seeing any
>>737896585>>737896985>>737897074What does this have to do with monsters?
>>737897193She's a monster (in bed)
>>737897238stay based
>>737897174Half of the bokoblins you fought were girls. Which half? You'll have to guess.
>>737896629dont worry gays have literally no standards
>>737897193Midna was monsterized by Zant.
>>737886878>No female bokoblins with saggy tits and long eyelashes.Wasted potential.
>>737897306Oh no, it's one of THOSE species where you can't tell... How lame... I'm going back to fucking zoras...
>>737897342Wouldn't she look like this instead then? As an imp, Midna doesn't look like or act like any monster we've seen before, so I don't think Imps are monsters in Hyrule.
>>737897660She had part of the Fused Shadow or something.
AAAHHHH MONSTER FISH CREATURES HELP ME
>>737898247Hot fish heaven!
I want to impregnate bokoblins with my half breed children to make their descendants capable of civilityThis applies to all zelda monsters
>>737897338maybe, but the latter still stands
>>737898247>>737898357
>>737898357Smug Ruto
>>737886878Calm down. Zelda
I want a bokoblin girl to get addicted to my scent and cling to me as she presses her cute pig nose against my body.
>>737886878Based taste. Bokoblins are adorable.
>>737886878The original Wind Waker version was already pretty civilized. Using spyglasses and operating machines...
>>737897238canonically lusts after link and does not get his dick before smashing away the only way back to him. imagine the seething inside the twilight realm
>>737902428Her big form would never score anyways, Link was imppilled
>>737886878are we just going to ignore the huge bokoblin dong?
>>737902575its probably tiny
>>737901317Using technology does not mean civilized. If they aren't self sufficient it doesn't count, and I think those guys do a lot more looting than fishing.
>>737902620sissy bokoblins are an interesting concept that should be explored
>>737903474Once ganon is defeated, most bokoblins will be locked in chastity to control population sizes. Not just the sissies, real girls get locked too.
>>737887158iirc Bokos and other monsters were around in Age of Imprisonment before Ganondorf turned into the ultranigga king and summoned millions more. Same with the evil spirit things that populate the underground and regularly cropped up on the surface (which is given no further explanation). Though Ganon could wield the dark magic monsters are made of even when he was still human, so who knows ig.
What was the first game Bokoblins appeared in? Wind Waker?
>>737904194I think so yeah
>>737894297Good god that is fucking repulsive.
>>737905818>>737894297The only issue with it is the baby legs, and he looks fine ingame specifically because he doesn't have those.Hell, even the other concept art from the same book doesn't have those.
>>737906024>The only issue with it is the baby legsThat's a major issue with the Breath/Tears character designs in general. The proportions are all way off.
SEA thread.
>>737898247Mmm sushi
>>737906193I think it works for the Rito and the Gorons since it makes sense for the Rito to be more topheavy and the Gorons to be built like literal boulders, but it's weird as fuck on the Zonai and Zora.The Zora especially you'd think would have strong legs since they're fish people. It'd make more sense if they had long tails because then they'd be comparable to otters, but instead they have the dumb head-tail shit.I think the Hylians are varied enough in build for a few of them having stubby enough legs to be fine, same for the Gerudo.
>>737906024>>737906417
>>737907141Come on dude it's not that bad *kamehamehas you*
>>737906417>90% torso>long ape limbs>dwarf legs>neck rings Nasty design.
>>737907304It's funny how the big ass wing-arms on the Rito make the tiny legs so much less weird compared to the Zora.
>>737890998Little bugger sure is steppin
>>737886878How many Rito would we have to feed them before they adapt? Just how many countless feathers would need ruffled?
>>737908693>Tented loinclothCute. But it's anatomically inaccurate!
>>737886878the joke is sex. the joke is sex. the joke is sex.
>>737908794rito don't have cloaca, they have TTWR
>>737908829They are birds, they have cloaca. Also, that acronym is giving me no results.
Fact: Hylian men are far more likely to become communal tribe husbands for Bokos than to date a Gerudo
>>737908924>They are birds, they have cloaca.they're rito, not birds, those are two different things>Also, that acronym is giving me no results.skill issue
>>737908969Bokoblins have cuter noses, so this is fine.
>>737908969
>>737908997I'm a pretty huge feather fag and even I'm not sure. Some slang for slit with a secret surprise inside, or just saying full on cock and balls?
>>737908997Unless you're actually talking about "True Time-Weighted Rate of Return", I'm pretty sure this one is on you. It doesn't have an alias on e6 either, so I can only guess what kind of disgusting non-avian genitalia you're talking about.
>>737909141The former. Comes from an old doujin by the same name, basically just japspeak for "vertical slit".Either way, Rito walk upright, so they don't have cloaca. Doesn't make evolutionary sense.
>>737909023Lmao he's so fucked
>>737894297Worst Link design and unfortunate that this game spawned an enormous fag fanbase when there wasn't before. No I'm not wrong.
>>737909283that poor guy, haha
>>737888258the ones in twilight princess look like trash
>>737893691Why is he doing that Frieza pose? The one from the sissy copypasta.
>>737889638Because the same people who love BLACKED love homosexuals as well.
>>737909536I've always been here, not sure why I became gayer. To throw a drat, maybe arguing about trans stuff so much and seeing so many trap characters co-opted for disgusting sissy stuff like picturd draws made me broaden my horizons to other men to get away from it.
>>737887158>they dont reproduceI've seen some videos with Zelda that suggest otherwise.
>>737894243after the fact when pressed on the topic.>>737887828>>737889743>torturing elvesthe in universe reality is vague as Tolkien is like to do, could be torturing elves, could have just used elves as a blueprint but morgoth is shit at making things so his version was shittier. They are fundamentally tied to morgoth as described in LotR and Silmarillion and they wax and wain with the relative strength of Morgoth or his Dark Lord. They are essentially just miniature shittier morgoths and they embody the same characteristics as him. You have to reference out of works offhand comments to say anything otherwise.
>>737886929Yes sar makes her do the needful with animals SARR very arousing
>>737909728And they’re racists too
>>737912485Yona's voice is so cute.
I like the bokoblins but the moblins in botw/totk are the worst moblin design in the series
>>737893476Low test lmao
>>737893476Kek you sure riled him up
>>737886878Just provide enough princess orifices to keep them busy.
>>737886878Go home Zelda you're drunk.
>>737909604I like they bail on Ganon at the very end.
>>737895993>>737896254A ganondorf game where you have to muster the strength to conquer hyrule and plan your attacks would be very kino
>I'm cute?
>>737886878They're not gonna fuck you, anon
Mobfacelins
>>737909559ohuhh oh nooo, what a h-horrible fatehow awful, poor lucky faggot
>>737908969>>737909023Konosuba TRACED this
>>737905818not really
>>737909231I've flipped through a good few and I'm not sure I've seen it. Must be a scalie one, but got a link either way to feed my slit based need?
>>737888261>The whole "River Zora" thing was always so weird to me because the OoT style blue fish "Sea Zora's" were literally introduced as living in a big river that supplied all the kingdoms fresh water, and did the same thing in both TP and the Wild games.
Why did Moblins get upgraded from the basic enemy type into some kind of "elite" enemy type while the new Bokoblins took their place, instead of just Keeping the Moblins as they were and creating a new enemy to be the "elite" type?
>>737919178Traced from what? Proof?
