LOLLMAOXD
I don't get it
>>737908043Why did boomer comics revolve so much around cheating and cuckoldry?
l-lol?
>>737908109because they actually fucked and it's a major component of human interactions
>>737908109Post 16 more examples of this if you're not making shit up.
>>737908109The "milkman" trope is older than the internet as well. People pretending this is new are like those zoomers saying people didn't get bullied for liking anime and vidya back in the day kek
>>737908043
>>737908109Half of all boomer comics are about how much they hate their spouses
>>737908464I really like this one
>>737908473SPOUSE? >:(GRILL??? :D
mario? more like gabarioshout-out to my friend emula
>>737908109It's definitely a major part of boomer psychology. They're always making jokes or allusions to cucking, infidelity and about hating your spouseA literal psychotic generation. Maybe it was the lead used in paint and gas back then?
>>737908464>she breaks the 180 degree ruleVGH...
TIME TO TAKE A PISS.
>>737908228
>>737908782You're shitposting but is that why the last panel feels weird? Or am I retarded.
>>737908821No! You have to jump on me right NOW!
>>737908043Wow, "Bowser" must be good in the sack, eh? Stretched her real proper lol
>>737908676>no better than lord bowserIsn't that the goomba admitting that he's working for a bad guy, therefore making him a bad guy as well? Which would mean in that case that the gooba deserves it, because he knows that he's being evil. All mario is really doing here is legally executing vile criminals on behalf of the state, no different from a man in a firing squad executing a rapist. The state has given him permission to kill, his target admits that what he's doing is evil, what is the problem here other than maybe not believing in the death penalty?
>>737908782>>737908840Yeah why is it like that?
>>737908473It kind of makes sense. It was normal for the average person to get married at a young, and people weren't so picky, so they'd find someone incompatible. Not that most women are compatible with any man in the first place.
>>737909106The goomba was probably conscripted and fighting only under duress because else Bowser's political police will punish his family.
>>737908881Damn, an actual original "mario bros" joke, this one must have slipped past me, how old is this comic?
>>737909172now the lighting is screwed up
>>737908043>a guy in a suitWould it have been problematic for it to have been actually bowser?
>>737908824
>>737908586Why were boomers such fucking cucks that they would let their wife make them sleep on the couch, when they were the only ones bringing in income?
>>737908782Is it not him turning away? Is he not rejecting the absurdity and emptiness? Even if he doesn't move, his mental switch has finally flipped. No more, Mario thinks.
>>737908747More likely it was a way to express their knowledge that women aren't worth being put on the pedestal they were put on by that generation, but they were too scared to openly denounce those women.
>>737909434Nice.
>>737909439It's a mystery for the ages.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTAcmbihAdk
>>737909434took me a second
>>737908043This still doesn't go far enough
>>737908043a tranny probably made that drawing
>>737909106If I was forced to go to war I still wouldn't want to sell the leader of my country as a nice guy
>>737908473>wi-fi at home? Wife I box
>>737909586This doesn't make you funny by itself.You need to do other stuff.
>>737909725Give him some credit, he drew the nipple
>>737908043Why does luigi have an earring?
>>737908824>>737909434I fucking hate this comic so goddamn much
>boomers constantly shit talked their wives, said how marriage was shit and said how much they hated married life and their wife>kids grow up thinking marriage is bad>"why don't more people have kids today"WHO KNOWS!?
>>737909172>shit I don't wanna just do the same shot twice>just flip it lmaoThat's probably why. A close up to mario's face with an extreme reaction would probably work better.
>>737909781Actually I just told Grok to replace the man in the bottom panel with someone else, it's that easy
>>737908228>boomer comic>but its positive and wholesome that the new culture is embracedactually, this is sweet
>>737909445That would work but she moved the setting behind him as well.
KEKKKKKKK(true doe)
>>737908043Lol
He won in the end, Princess Peach >>> Rene Zellwigger
>>737909654Nah it was probably made by some Gen X or boomer gentleman in the 2000s or early 2010s
>>737909384it was a long drag
Did he start dumping porn now instead of the shitty furry comic?
>>737909106If you lived in Alabama in 1862 and had to feed your family despite there being no immediate jobs around, would you be evil to join the Confederate army even if you politically opposed them?
>>737910202>>737910246>>737910296>>737910357I fapped so many times to this
>>737910543sauce me before you get bopped
You people are mistakenly assuming that boomer media reflected reality.It's like believing regular zoomer speech is incoherent one loners. Sometimes shit's just funny without it being "relatable".
>>737910394I would convinced a Dixie politician encourage hit & run tactic use in peninsular war (proto-Vietnam and Afghanistan)
you know, if you want to a chance to dump your shit, you should probably sage your posts
>>737910643*one linersDamn, I need some more sleep.
Yiff in hell furfag
>always takes the jannies forever to delete the spammerMeanwhile if I make a thread they consider off-topic even if its vidya its deleted within 5min
Man walks into a barbershop. Asks how long the wait time is. Barber says "Fifteen minutes", the man thanks him and walks out. Next day, the same man walks into the barbershop and ask how long the wait is. "Two hours today" the barber replies and the man thanks him and leaves again. Next day, the man appears again and asks how long the wait is. "about half an hour" the barber replies, the man thanks him again and leaves. The barber calls over Tom and hands him $10 and says "Follow him, find out where he goes"20 minutes later Tom comes back crying, laughing, "your house"
haha wincest
>>737910803Shut the fuck up I'm invested now
this is best thread on /v/ right now.
>>737909849An extreme reaction is antithetical to the comic.
Janitors?
>>737908228lol!! lmao!
>>737908109American culture
>>737910818He's taking five for a quick fap.
>>737911035busy jerking it
>>737909298Now people just go through 20 relationships and have one child at age 35.
Thanks
>>737910602>ThighjobNICE!
Wow this is a pretty cool video game thread
>motherfucker dumped the whole thingGuess Janny wanted to see the ending.
>>737908260This.
>>737911124what's the joke
>>737909586kek
>>737911153Mario Mario and Luigi Mario are brothers who plumb.
>>737910962Is there more?
>>737908648insemula.
>>737909353kcgreen is ancient
>>737911043that's it?
>>737908043>Peach and Bowser ntr>but he's a normal humanSo it's the worst possible version of this then.
>>737911043
>>737911153Nobody knows. It’s one of life’s great mysteries.
>>737911039GEDDAN
>>737908782Seems like a good rule to break because it makes the comic feel a lot more dynamic and interesting
>>737911380elaborate
>>737911354kekgarfield sure hates mondays.
Reminder for vanillafags who get mad in the thread
>>737910142Is the brunette supposed to be a girl or a cross-dressing boy?
>>737910585What was the sauce bro?
>>737911228>>737911295you had all the time in the world to reverse image search it you niggersyes there is more
>>737911287Oh its him? Makes sense the joke is fresh then.
>>737908367back then it was the punchline of a joke, now it's a fetish.
>>737911228>>737911295Monday Mornings
ROFL
>>737911373
>>737911520I remember this guy, he used to post these comics on the Bob and George forum. Suddenly forgetting his name. Half of the best ones were about his self-insert fucking Felicia from Darkstalkerswhich is based
>>737908881This is a really good one.
>>737908881What's KC Greene even up to these days?
>>737909106REMEDY
>>737908109People used to have sex a lot. A bygone age truly.
>>737911596Neko's House
>>737908109it's not that it was unusual but it wasn't normalized like it is now
>>737911803That's right>2006Holy fuck
>>737909339does this apply to german soldiers in ww2 as well
>>737911913why wouldn't it, bri'ish too
>>737908109Boomers are called the weak generation for a reason.
>>737908043What if Mario gets cucked by Bowser? What if- What if Mario eats mushroom and gets high?? What if he crushes Goomba but there's blood?? Dude.
>>737908043ROFLMAO!!!!ZOMG FW3ND PLS POST MOAR ((ଘ(ˊᵕˋ)ଓ))
>>737908043Do women really smoke after the sex?
roflmaocopter
>>737908109Because it was outrageous, nowadays it's just another fetish, still outrageous which is why you see NTR threads daily.
>>737911450The second panel makes about as much sense to me as the first. Oh boy! Sex with used goods in a relationship with someone else! Whats the appeal of that over just having a girlfriend beyond weird homo power dynamics with another man? The only difference between bull pov and normal sex is the woman being committed on some level to another dude, youre still a cuck.
>>737909409It would make it furry.
>>737912319CARLOS
>>737911913That applies to most soldiers and almost every conscript, yes. Are you 12?
>>737909409The artist googled “bowser in bed” for reference images and got so much bara softcore he had to give up entirely on trying to draw that
>>737912319In Canada this freak's propaganda is literally being pushed on children in elementary schools. The grooming reputation is 100% real.
>>737911354I know where this goes. I need you to keep posting.
I broke up with my last girlfriend and months later she cheated on the guy who took her in after I kicked her out with me. Her new boyfriend forgave her, surprisingly.
>>737911450Whoa a wojak and Chad rage comic, how fresh and original.
>>737910394you can feed yourself with fucking tree and other weed
>>737912931Fuck her current boyfriend as revenge
>>737908473I'm not a boomer and I absolutely hate my girlfriend. I've lived with her for 3 years and only keep her around because she pays bills which allows me to save and invest. I've started sleeping in the guest room after buying one of those Tempurpedic frames and mattresses which is actually better than what we have in the bedroom and I'm considering buying a sex doll so I don't have to interact with her at all.
>>737910394Probably not>land ownerNot my job to die in wars>non-land ownerI'd just move my family to California so we wouldn't have to be around "them". It's not like getting paid in confederate funny money (if you got paid) was worth the risk
>>737911450>>737912931I had a fling with a girl in college but found out she had a boyfriend going to an out of state school a few months into sleeping with her. I never considered an actual relationship with her but that made me despise her and when I called her out on it she feigned (I think) interest in a real relationship with me an said she would break up with her boyfriend. I asked her why I should ever consider that because I could just as easily be in the same position as this poor cuck. I fucked her for a few more weeks after that before just cutting off all communication.
>>737913821Do japanese italians really have green pipes?
>>737908367>like those zoomers saying people didn't get bullied for liking anime and vidya back in the day kekno zoomer is saying this, you should still in the modern day be bullied for liking anime.>t. zoomie
>>737908109Cuck jokes have been a constant throughout human history. However, it’s only recently with the internet, that they’ve gone from being jokes to becoming fetishes.
>>737908367>those zoomers saying people didn't get bullied for liking anime and vidya back in the day kekyou have it backwards retard, zoomers were never bullied because of anime and vidya since it became normalizedwhat's the point of making shit up? is there a reason to it?
I don't understand the need for the deceit
>>737908043that might be the laziest walk transition for mario in the 2nd panel that i've literally ever seenand i like smbz where its just sprites moving on a backdrop
>>737908109I blame Abrahamic religions personally. They don't call christcucks, well, christcucks for no reason.
>>737912319I don't get it
>>737908043>>737908260Respect women.
>>737908109because they fell for the marriage meme before realizing that's the most retarded thing you can do in your life
>>737914950>john cleese pays 4 alimonies fucking straighties
>>737912754Good. People who send their kids to school deserve to have them brainwashed into trooning out and have their genetic line erased.
>>737914864He's talking to a troon, i.e. not a woman
>>737911498there were always people who got off to it and people who made jokes about the people who got off to it
>>737909434>No! I want a pail of water!
lmao
>>737912394>Allah I was promised a virgin
>>737909353>KC Greene>shitpost comicProbably late 2000shttps://youtu.be/wmOw-jplSMk
>>737915246Didn't ya yourself go to school?
>>737912319you got me.
>>737913089Why is he doing the Naoya face
>>737911662He still makes stuff, mostly in the vein of the gravedigger story from Gunshow. It's decent but not popular. Just google him, he has a website.
>>737912319
>>737911450Cucks never self-insert as the bull lmao, complete horse shit
>>737913894>Cuck jokes have been a constant throughout human historyand an insult too
>>737913821I can't afford to do what makes me happy without a job.
>>737915747LMFAO
>>737915465>CutoffDamn it
>>737908881Actually kinda funny
>>737915804are you a serial killer
>>737911354Based comic
>>737911228>>737911468https://exhentai.org/g/3002133/85ad6aae90/https://exhentai.org/g/3617703/d4e3097f12/
>>737913894I just finished reading the Canterbury Tales, and there's a lot of cuckoldry.A key part of the Miller's tale is a cheating wife's hairy asshole.
>>737911039look at im go!
>>737911693https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOte-LAcn6ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYyRLTveFJQHoly shit there's a bunch of more songs titled (The) Remedy
>>737911039kekaroo
>>737916215>still not finished sundayfor fuck sake
>>737916215i forgot, how tf do you request access to ex? i can only access e-
>>737915465I can't find the full of that edit. Even while knowing it's Valbun's OC character.
>>737917804Use Yandex newfag
>>737909484Maybe, but most boomers I've known are massive simps. They're perpetually blue pilled people
>>737908043Humanity suffers by choice.
>>737918952I never asked for this
>>737915589hidoi na.....
>>737919042No. but the collective did.
>>737916442Respect women, this is misogyny and there's no Heaven for this.
>>737911913The Wehrmacht, yes. No one was conscripted into the SS.
Heh
>>737909904this is funny because its plausibly an actual family guy cutaway
>>737909439because they literally only had 2 modes, it was either what youre describing or the beat the life out of them. Their minds were too simple to understand anything else
>>737911913... the good guys?
>>737913894lol
>>737917547ah nevermind i did find the endingpretty shocked he's gonna continue it desu, then again its his more popular seriesthe bunny one is gonna be kino, though her fucking her dad is way worse than siblings fucking lol
>>737911913>does this apply to soldiersftfy
>>737919410man, fuck you and fuck state farm
>>737916216Don't forget the part where one dude lets loose a rip-roaring fart right in another guy's face, and the latter shoves a red-hot branding iron up the first guy's butt. It honestly reads as if 4chan wrote it.
>>737909484Hmmm nah. They could've been smart or funny about it, instead they just simp.
>>737911039>someone saved my shitty gifayyyy!!!
>>737908043>Bowser is just a costumeArtist chickened out
>>737920321dude was trying to pull the same trick the carpenter's wyf did, but the unlucky swooner had already wisened upthere were several surprisingly ribald tales
>>737911430Kill yourself
>>737911124
>>737909439I blame the jews desu. I don't have any strong correlation or proof, but it's usually a very safe bet.
>>737910643Zoomer speech IS incoherent one-liners. Have you ever talked to one? They basically think they're delivering the pun in a tiktok video 24/7.
>>737909439idk my old basedlenial friend that watches cuck shows like Friends or Everybody Loves Raymond unironically sleeps on the couch when his wife tells him to, and the one time my wife tried telling me to do that I pinned her down and basically raped her until she had like 5 orgasms and she never tried that shit again.
>>737911354>released in 2015goddamn, I remember reading this when it was still ongoingalso so far I'm not liking BK's current project
>>737911459It's supposed the be the angry gamer's mom. He had le sexorz with her :p
teehee
>>737910142Source plz. Searches are doing nothing.
>>737908109because they are the ultimate goyim cattleshabbos goyim literally are not even humansjews literally convinced them adultery is fine and even "le freedom"
>>737909172>crops out the text with a fucking square>instead of cleanly cropping the text wothin the speechbubbleThis triggers me so much i need to fix it.
>>737908260then humans need to be re-organized.
>>737911039this achievable natty?
>>737912754You got anything to link on that? That's fucked
>>737908881lol
>>737908043What's up with her eyebrows?
>>737921028>forgot that an anon pointed out the lighting source is now offIt was a long drag.I also removed the burn mark on his overalls in the second panel since its absent in the fourth panel anyway.
>>737912319classic
>>737908881funny, should have stopped at sixth panel
>>737908586Based as fuck
>>737915465https://files.catbox.moe/9lsvj7.jpg
>>737911498>back then it was the punchline of a joke>the joke used to be sexholy based boomers
>>737908043Jeez how old is this comic? I think this is one of the first webcomics I ever seen.
>>737915747tv used to be some faggot enclave this fad put the board on the map, for better or for worseGod bless baneposters
>>737920753>black ops 2 player and nostalgia-for-verdansk
>>737912394>
>>737921127Don't have any articles to prove that the books are being actively distributed. all I have is my anecdote from a friend who`s kid is being actively groomed by teachers in a Quebec school and his kid cited these books as her favorites. https://www.leslibraires.ca/auteurs/sophie-labelle-1054033 Furthermore radfems here in Quebec exposed the tranny for being a pedo freak https://radcaen.fr/index.php/2021/03/03/le-coming-out-fetichiste-de-sophie-labelle/
>>737911450Certified porn addict here, I can tell you that this is true, for the most part.Though I regularly self insert as everyone but the woman
>>737921483Nice
>>737908043>wordswordswordsThe left can't meme.
>>737921859i jerk off to women being humiliated in public so if i were to self insert itd be as like... idk innocent bystander witnessing itbut im already imagining the porn so im already witnessing it so it doesnt do anything for me to self insert
>>737921774kek
>>737913885>being a revisionist about revisionismAmazing.
>>737917804>>737917804its a little deep in the dex
>>737921960Sometimes you self insert, sometimes you don't. Some anons have a difficult time accepting that.
>>737914149>anon says that zoomers are claiming nobody got bullied because of anime/vidya>this is false because zoomers never got bullied for it somehowAnon, your reading comprehension. The zoomers are claiming the bullying never happened because it never happened to THEM and they think this was always the case. They grew up with anime and vidya being normalized, so they can't even conceptualize someone getting bullied for it.
>>737914149you're not very smart, are you? what they're saying is that anime has become so normalized today, that zoomies literally don't believe that people from previous generations were never bullied for it.
>>737908109whites in the 60's loved that shit, they also had the "lonely housewive" stereotype
>>737916442Nigger
>>737913094I was in a similar situation, except my ex was not only a histrionic bitch, but she also totaled 4 cars over the course of 2 years and somehow managed to come up with a reason why each one was my fault. one of them we only had for a month from a dealership. she rear ended someone on the interstate and blamed me because apparently the brakes were faulty, but it worked perfectly every single time i drove it.
>>737908109unironically jews
>>737913898wow, turns out the elf comic guy is literally incapable of telling jokes. no wonder he's given up and just resorted to "le funni faec"
>>737913747Gay gay gay gay gay.
>>737908109Not always.
>>737920753ON PC YOU FAT RETARD
>>737914559why are transgender people so obsessed with little girls doing retarded things? is that how you people see yourself in real life?
>>737915465>it's another episode of "woman makes a webcomic about how quirky she is"
>>737909439As someone that has slept in the couch, you are giving the 35 years old giant child some spaceHer emotions won't basically let her sleep for hours and you are definitely not going to get any sleep with that next to you.You get a nice night of sleep while she cooks herself upIf you want to call me a cuck for it go ahead, but I got my sleep, spend 0 energy to diffuse the wife and 0 stress on dealing with her bullshitI don't think most people understand how is it to live with an actual women
>>737920670I call bullshit. If she got 5 orgasms out of it she'd definitely try it again.
I like the boomer memes that are editted to be wholesome
>>737922612Time travelers love to make little jokes like these.
>>737921483we thank you, anon.
>>737913094This isnt something to brag about
>>737913857they do when I'm done with 'em
>>737908473women are used to being praised for their looks and being treated like princesses from the time they're old enough to crawl. they lose their looks and people stop treating them that way. it's no wonder so many old women lose their looks and are angry and unlikable and why their husbands wind up hating being around them.
>>737922612Me on the right>t. thoughtless, credulous, and lover of cheap and untrue sensationalism
>>737923010>>737923010Some boomer is probably looking at this on Facebook right now and thinking "damn kids ruined the joke"
>>737923197pfft yeah bet they're thinking about kids alright
>>737911450I thought this was loss from the thumb. I'm almost disappointed.
>>737923194Don't flatter yourself, that's 99% of /v/
>>737923317>"/v/ isn't one person" posters be like
>>737923317I'm not flattering myself, I'm flattening myself.
>>737908881fucking got his ass
>>737922545Lmao. He's finished
>>737908109Mental illness from lead poisoningNeeded to use the shower at a gym cause I'm camping out on land that I got for cheap cause it was trashed by boomers and some boomer faggot was in there yapping the entire time, only to immediately leave as soon as I was done and go to his car where he should have had his conversation without having to shout over the sound of the shower. I just told him commie spies have infiltrated the country because they have, another reason boomers have greatly failed us as a generation.
lol!
>>737912929i... is it furry incest? (and if so where can I find it)
>>737924129>>737916215
>>737919410Jake why are you everywhere
LOL
>>737922521this is my biggest fear
>>737924320hes on a christcuck mission to annoy everyone
>>737922521The funny thing is some of the best non-sex related boomer comics were in playboy of all things
Well?
>>737911153Trump told mexico to build the wallMario bros look mexican because of the moustaches and Trump's a tard
>>737924595i'll take em alli can lust after almost any body type, save for no-ass
>>737911354twincest is wincest
>>737924079this is the guy who drew stabbing somebody with a frozen turd, right?
>>737924595Reddit meme.
>>737919251H-Haha
>>737909904Now THIS is art.
>>737924350Why are the speech bubbles and the panel order backwards?
>>737908109Because it was funny back then but for millenials and zoomers its souls crushing fetish shit
>>737911039Damn she hitting that Anime Lover tho
>>737925458A lot of japanese comics are reversed when posted online to throw of copyright protection bots that search for images.
>>737924771
>>737922608its ok when Ronnie does it
>>737922521Is this french? it feels 100% french
>>73792459560 pls
>>737908676It's being caked up beyond belief that really sells this
>>737908228This one's charming
>game's environment and story affect the main characters appearance and abilities
>>737922612Leftypol vs chudpol
>>737908782>VGHVGTG!
>game has a final boss that ties the whole story together
>>737908043>IT'S INNOCENT CHILDREN MEDIA BUT EDGY, CRUDE, VIOLENT AND SEXUALthis is 90% of internet humor from Gen X'ers when it comes to cartoons and games. It must come from Robot Chicken and Family Guy or something
>>737928059Source?
>>737908586Looks like Hella Jeff grew up
>game has a major plotpoint that is dropped and forgotten about midstory
>>737908109>>737908043Why is it inconceivable to the boomer brain that peach fucks a giant turtle monster? Why did he become a regular human dude in a costume?That's the part I find utterly baffling.
>>737928440https://www.today.com/parents/parents/montana-boy-survives-2-days-lost-rcna32376I know Today Show isn't the best source but it has the same kid's pictures. Fuck that dumb Today Show host and her dumb missing mom that is probably still being fucked by an Arizona meth head in a ditch lol
>>73792736090 pls
>>737927360I'm a 100kg but my face looks like a 60kg Whats up with that, or this is just a stupid picture
>>737928660>different hair color and face structureI hope the real kid died quick and painlessly probably got sodomized and sacrificed to Baal or some shit :(
>>737908109It reflects their reality
>game has unsolved mysteries that never get resolved
>>737928618Boomers think its weird.Well, boomer men do.Women have always been into monster guys and hfoma.
>>737928821FRANKFURT
>>737928871Eh. Could be worse
>>737916216based /lit/fag btfoing illiterate zoomers
lol
>>737911450this is a different thing by a different name.
>>737908260UH-OH. MAD BOOMER.
>>737908109
>>737916216Brits have been cucks for that long?!? Actually it makes sense now. They all secretly enjoy being invaded by 3rd worlders and losing their daughters to roving gangs of them. I'm beginning to think Brits are just about as demonic as jews
>>737928923That's not why. Boomers have always been degenerate beyond belief. They're the ones who pushed Aerith was getting fucked by a sapient canine in a breeding experiment, you realize.This is just one of those weird fuckers, probably a millenial, who really hates things that aren't "realistic".
>>737928980>worse/v/ dreams of on demand cunny
>> 737929019 I just realized how easy I am. Because there's a chance I would have said yes.
>>737928932Mmm...frankfurt
>>737929154And you will all be summarily executed for it. The Epstien debacle was the greatest thing to happen to the Western world. Now even the normal fags have seen how bad it is and you will never get away with your semetic tendencies (Pic related is me btw)
qqqqqqqq
>>737928868being loss doesn't make it not reddit
>>737929402feels good
>>737911039Teach me
>>737924817Yes. "Electric Retard". Is this the one you're thinking of?"
>>737908464>bowser set up the traps>it's Peach's fault for being kidnapped and rappedwtf
>>737908260Zoomers are fundamentally incapable of understanding this, like an alien species in comparison.
>>737930121yo yo yo
>>737930121>ruler of an entire kingdom>has been kidnapped multiple timesYes. It's pure incompetence. Where the fuck is her security? How is it that this keeps happening and they never learn? I could forgive one time. Two, even. But getting kidnapped THAT fucking much is her fault. Does the mushroom kingdom even have a military or do they just hope that mario will keep bailing them out every time they get attacked?
>>737908043why is he white
>>737927043id bet a few bucks on it
I can’t read western comics i instinctively go right from left it keeps happening
>>737911124WHAT IS THE FUCKING JOKE HERE
LoL
>>737922612but is the journal actually good?
>>737929019Mandalore would never...
>>73792736080 is the limit but secret hidden option is 90 but only if shes a throat goat/butt slut
I checked
>>737921483finally, some good fucking food
>>737930904nobody ever gives proper credit to how kino that last panel is
>>737922608Only a troon would get turned on by a child calling him "ma'am".
>>737929316Maybe outside of USA, but in that shithole people don't really care if children are raped and tortured and even eaten. Every American I have talked about it with has said that "immigrants rape much more children". I guess its because billionaires creates jobs that people should give them a break. Like few children being raped and killed is a price worth paying to live in the richest and best country in the world.That is the perspective I think Americans have. For example they are killing Cubans right now and USA citizens see that as an amazing and positive thing. Same with Iran war and genociding of Palwstinians.I try my best to understand their culture but its bit too radical for my tastes because I don't really think killing people for money is good and I'm not the biggest fan of the rich elite or pedophiles. Like fiction is fiction but raping and torturing real children should get you jailed. I wish Americans would think the same, but if you are rich there people seem to think its suddenly admirable. Strange and violent culture
>>737917796Must be connect on e with a account older than 48 hours
>>737921771god damn verdansk was so much better than rebirth island and whatever the jungle map was
>>737909106The Goomba is referring to the fact Mario has no problem with killing to achieve his goals (like Bowser). It is the Batman argument where if you kill then you are no better than your enemies. It is a way to dismantle western values as the west loves to refer their method as just, civilized and humane.Many american soldiers got PTSD during their occupation of Afghanistan and such because they saw the terrible attrocities people did to each other no matter the side. From up close the war wasn't like in the western propaganda pieces.
>>737908043Mario is such a disgusting and ugly main character, how the fuck did he become a mascot? Nindies really are retards with terrible shit taste, he should've been a young boy (no mustache), and Peach remains the older one. That's way hotter.
>>737919515I really like their actual comic even if it's now hitting terminal levels of slowdown and pacing bloat. Mostly for the worldbuilding as I find the concept of transformation as a fetish 99% shitty tripe 1% that episode of the ghostbusters cartoon where one of the women goes all kafkaesque and my penis tingled but I did not comprehend to wank.
>>737929552The thing that gets me is the five o'clock shadow on Thomas. Do any of the trains have moustaches? I'm pretty sure they don't.
>>737909339The original manual called them traitors but that's also because it thought they looked like mushrooms and not little chestnut fuckers
>>737908228I unironically do not get it. What does that have to do with anime?
>>737926973ronnie hates himself
>>737908109Because it's a real thing
>>737931791>if it's now hitting terminal levels of slowdown and pacing bloat.It's actually going faster than it has in a long time. A new arc just started.
>>737933214>words words words
>>737933259Are you stupid?
>>737908824lmao
>>737931270she's a real woman, but she's very much one of those pick me's with no personality. also that version of the comic is edited. she's not turned on, she's lamenting how old she's getting.
>>737930904LET’S
>>737908059the joke is sex
Bing bing oooouuuuhhhhh
>>737915747
>>737919410Jake there's nothing when you die. you see nothing you think nothing you feel nothing (well if your lucky and your brain already rotted away) genually we are all fighting to be safe in an endless dark abyss that well never end or change no matter how much we cry or pray. this is our punishment for creating femboys
>>737908059/v/irgin humor
>>737908109Cheating and cuckoldry is a universal human experience and has been all throughout history. It’s why even a lot of classic literature is about cuckoldry too. The fantasy of a pure, chaste love is a fantasy precisely because it’s always been rare.
>>737933756kek
>>737909106love and peace
>>737908109>boomer
EL OH EL !
>>737908043they solved this problem by making Peach hate Mario in the movies and make her better at everything, and now shes a space baby too
>>737930904let`s hit those showers
>>737911450The right panel is netorase, it's a different subgenre from the usual netori. When people talk about NTR they usually mean netori.So the guy who likes NTR likes the feeling of betrayal and suffering. It's sorta like those people who like to cut themselves and feel "good".
>>737933921I dont get this one. Still makes me chuckle.
>>737913894your image reminded me of this pic for some reason
>>737930904
>>737909106remedy!
>>737935090>millennial
>>737935579DID I FUCKING ASK
>>737913894>Gooben watching Timmy being eaten by bigorne investors
>>737922521Most boomer comics I had were like this
>>737935624Funny how it always ends up being a gen x'er whenever a zoomcuck wails about muhleenials.
>>737936160They really think we hate them. I love their fuck it attitude towards older uncs.
Lol
>>737935624
>>737911124I'm a big fan of boomers who know nothing about Mario trying to use it to get the kids interested in politics.
>>737911219plumbers don't usually build walls>>737920515no boomer cartoonist knows about this
>>737933756why did he draw the thomp wrong
>>737929080The only people who seethe about the British are brownoids. Or possibly German tourists who had their towels moved.t. continental European
>>737936801and currently argies if we're not considering them brownoids
>>737913747>>737922493>Gay gay gay gay gay.Read it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=615PWcBIH0U
>>737936564Has anyone explained a basedface phenomena?
>>737913747This faggot must have ran out of ideas because he reused this exact same joke
>>737926973No it fucking isn't. When I realized Ronnie isn't actually satire it blew my mind. He's making new shit now and it's completely sincere
>>737937143Showing emotions in your photos is a bit cringe innit
>>737920753GRAND DAD?
>>737913898I hate the fact that this faggot is from the same country I am. Finnish comics are only ever funny by accident.
>>737912871And this is why /v/ never plays the games it claims to hate.
>>737920629>Have you ever talked to one?I AM one, and me and my buddies talk normally.You can laugh at retarded shit and reference it in conversation without it being true to you. I'm sure plenty of boomers laughed at the "I hate my wife" trope while having perfectly healthy marriages.
>>737937686Why would I play a game I know I'm not going to like?
>>737937742>the one on the right in the cellPHILIP BANKS, IN JAILBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>>737936674What the fuck
>>737920753This is based. Visit your elders regularly, folks. The fought for your future. You will miss them when they are gone. I miss my grandma...
>>737937983>The fought for your futurelol how many WW2 vets do you think are still alive?
>>737908109Stay at home wives have a lot of free timeAlso, on the flip side, the husband can always go on a "business trip"
>>737908109Boomers oftentimes forced themselves into a relationship for the sake of having a family Culturally this current generation seems to not value that nearly as much and simply give up and get depressed
>>737908676edit of this where peach has a flat ass and she's gripping mario's juicy asscheeks
hehe
>>737908260People who take welfare out of indolence know they are parasitic and rationalize it as some kind of superiority to protect their ego.You will not know what I am saying here because you are a midwit who assumes welfare only exists financially through the government.
>>737937742Who are the guys on the left and right supposed to be?
>>737934028Which is why we have strict social systems in place to punish the behavior.When the young men stop maintaining the water supply and get violent you get fucked twice.
>>737936564This is everyone saying that cheating happens in nature, completely disregarding that an elephant seal doesn't have a high technology civilization.They are what happens when millennials are behaviorally a copy of their parents but do not want to be viewed as their parents.
>>737908228where's the bloody jokes?
>>737924120This was one of those things where its much more funny in this comic format than watching the actual video. The video is filled that annoying japaneese over acting and drags on.
>>737938346booty warrior and the rapist from haunted house 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umZ0h_GRJAw
reminder that this is what they took from you
>>737938092>selfish assholes blame the decor of a house for a situation being uncomfortable rather than their own behavior
>>737938520First game that popped into my head with this type of "balancing" was Overwatch.
>>737938598Oh my god. I had whatever program it was that made this.Like 30 years ago.
>>737908881I wish Mario was canonically bald and 50 years old.
>>737937143People insecure about their camera smiles over exaggerating it, then later following the herd when it became a trend
>>737909586bowser's a...
>>737937143Irony poisoning and insecurity. If you took a normal photo or a genuine expression of emotion someone would make fun of you for being cringe and ugly because there's nothing worse than actually trying, so you put on a dumb face on purpose and now you can't be criticized.
>>737937172Adam Ellis used to work for buzzfeed and he got a lot of criticism for how lazy his art was. He eventually started working independently and he probably reused a lot of his old jokes while doing so. It's possible buzzfeed owned the original versions of his comics.
>>737912319>>737912754Doesn't the author literally have like a diaper fetish or some shit?
>>737911124Ackchually, Mario was a carpenter in the original Donkey Kong
>>737909540kek
>>737908109Boomers are bored with their money so they make silly comics like this
>>737935706
>>737939359I'm not sure about a diaper fetish, though I wouldn't be surprised, but he traced real pictures of actual toddlers to draw furry fetish art. He's one of those transgenders who doesn't understand why people don't like transgenders, while at the same time being a prime example of why people don't like transgenders.
>>737920670Then everyone clapped
>>737922797So you're both retarded white trash who dont know how to communicate
>>737939492I know I did.
>>737924595Why stop at 70? Let's see 100.
>>737924771>>737925892
>>737939115Comic Chat, the most kino chat client ever made
>>737939467
American humor is exclusively based around 3 things:1. overtly grotesque shock2. demeaning and humiliating someone3. loud abrasiveness
Poopy rapies...
>>737920806Markydaysaid
>>737939809Accurate.
>>737939574
>>737939809you consume too much jewish media
>>737940103You didn't contradict him.
>>737908043>That's why mario parodies stuck and official mario Canon matters
>>737935189Peach wants Mario's dick and fucks each other though.
>>737908043>>737935157Mareach > bowsette according to Miyamoto. Cope
>>737908260Of subhuman interactions maybe
>>737938520name one
>>737939695what was the tech for clutched flask cancels called again? I can't decide if it was frc or fcr or whatever else
>>737940340>peach and rosalina will canonically be sisters from now on>it's apparently canon that mario and peach will never be dating or involvedI mean I get it. Rosalina is the closest thing we will probably ever get to actual lore. Even the koopalings aren't related to bowser anymore.
>>737940778I don't know, I wasn't a filthy Rem*dy playerI was an honest Jenny main
>>737908260>all these seething socialet z-incel repliesyou have been successfully socially engineered to be replaced by 50 shades of brown. gotta keep the median IQ low enough for a borderline-retarded consumer race.
>>737920753wholesome, used to play command and conquer with my grandma. She liked it because it made her feel like napoleon or something
>>737911082i dont get why boomers and millennials felt the need to have sex with so many different people, casual sex is pretty lame
>>737930391she has fucking MUSHROOMS for security. What the actual fuck are mushrooms supposed to do against a firebreathing dragon lizard dinosaur monster
>>737937983my grandpa worked for Amtrak for 50 years. I love him, but he didn't fight for anything.
>>737908109Because boomers got cucked a lot. See AncestryDNA or 23AndMe subreddits where people regularly figure out their father or grandfather wasn't really their father.
>>737920670sure you did
>>737908367>People pretending this is new are like those zoomers saying people didn't get bullied for liking anime and vidya back in the day kekThe reality is that you got bullied for being unlikable actually. You liking dumb shit like video games and anime just added some easy insults.Back in the day everyone watched DBZ and Gundam Wing, and everyone played video games.
>>737911450who drew the line art
>>737914559only /pol/troons hate christianity
>>737929316Epstein has actually revealed that most people don't actually give a shit unless they can use it as a gotcha
>>737908043Mariobros.....
I HATE MY WIFECELL PHONE
>>737915747Well PERHAPS he's wondering why someone would go to the washroom IF SHE DIDNT TOUCH HER FOOD
MASHED POTATE AHS
>>737909586This reveals more about you, than it expands upon the humor. Any laugh would be at your expense, and not the comic
>>737941254They were determined to fuck the world up before we would come here just to spite us. Now we get to work our entire lifes for houses we will never own and true love with loyalty is just a fantasy. Enjoy!!!!
>>737941006>honest >jenny
guys, I just had the most amazing idea for a comic. what if mario is actually high on mushrooms and hallucinating that he lives in a mushroom kingdom? that would be FUCKED
>>737929316I want that shirt so they'll never call me for jury duty again
>>737941891Yes.She was simple and stupid and so am I and that's why I played her.
>>737930506Orange man bad
>>737909586as an American this one makes more sense to me
>>737913894>>737915767Kek. Funny part is all the guy's who made this possibly died as unaware cucks.
>>737941920Rick and MORTY DOOD
I'M ON DER RIESEI'M ON DER RIESEEVERYBODY LOOK AT ME, CUZ I'M PISSIN' ON A ZOMBIE
>>737908228a local magazine thing has 3 comics just like this. two characters of similar design, simple or no backgrounds, jokes barely categorized as such
>>737908473But they want young gen z men to get married.
>>737908367the milkman trope isn't really accurate, because the milkman comes early in the morning when the husband is still most likely at home or asleep even.Iceman on the other hand, who delivered ice to people before refrigerators:>has to be jacked because ice is heavy as fuck>delivers the ice during daytime, when husband is at work and wife is at home>actually goes into the house unlike the milkmanicemen were the true chads who kept the wives happy
>>737928871who is this guy's wife
>>737908228Cowtools
>>737942389your mom
>>737935157
>>737942591Only if you're gassy, Peach.
>>737911153>>737911219>>737911359>>737924629>>737920515>>737936736>>737930506>>737936674>>737939419
>>737913894>Scherminckelgood name
https://lol-what-a-bitch.neocities.org/
>>737943095HOW SHE CAN??
>>737911450Yes I know NTRcucks are also shartjak retards, you didn't need to explain.
>>737943028nobody played wrecking crew
>>737943280go on, play it right nowhttps://www.retrogames.cc/nes-games/wrecking-crew-world.html
>>737908228>boomers were able to make a living making a shitty comicc like this once a week for a newspaperits not fair
>>737943346no.>this further proves my point that nobody played it
>>737943516no it doesn't, what kind of stupid logic is that?I'm playing it
>>737940628Killing Of War 3
>>737943516I found the coin before Foreman Spike, take that, sucka
>>737930904>I checked
>>737936348What has this useless cunt even done in the last 15 or so years?
>>737941272release pores to parasite bowser into the hivemind
>>737938985>Have character who teaches you to either be mobile, stand behind the tank, or eat shit (Roadhog)>Systematically gut him every time he accomplishes this
>>737910394>confederatess>evilKike...
