Why can't I find any Saros threads?
Good morning
Saar it's 4AM in Uttar Pradesh saar
should've released it on PC
>>737912223because /v/ is poor and can't afford more than 1 system
good morning sirs
>>737912223Do the needful and redeem.
>>737912223WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU FUCKING REDEEM IT? FUCK YOU WE EARNED THIS BY TAKING FREE MONEY FROM YOU
Housemarque games have always filtered /v/.
>>737912482I wish I could do the needful...
>>737912407Nobody was buying their recent stuff on PC anyways so they were like screw it
>>737912407>no threads on /v/ because there isn't a steam charts image to start the thread withlmao
It doesn't officially release until tomorrow
>>737912407this desu. never owned any console in my life, never will.
why is there a bug on my monitor
I’ll unironically discuss this game on Reddit instead thank you very much :)
>>737912223>SaarOSAlso known as Microsoft. Why is it a PlayStation exclusive? Bizarre.
>>737912223>79 kb
>>737912223ps3 lookin ahh game
>>737912223Good morning
>>737912223>why can't I find any Saros threadsProbably because you're too busy using your magnifying glass to save thumbnails.
just started to dl it, returnal was easily the best ps5 game imo. hope they just didint make it easier to reach wider audience
>>737913393>>737913138does it deserve more?
Why did they name it like this? It is like if gamesir decided on its name today.
>>737912634Yes, it is always smart to leave money on the table because, "Well, we only sold 1,000,000 copies instead of 3,000,000 so it's not worth it."
>>737912223Saaaar good game please redeem
>>737914032Because Saros is a real word relevant to the game.
>>737913879Nah it's harder, at least with no/minimal upgrades so far. People keep saying it's easier, but that's because Saros has a decent tutorial and Returnal basically had nothing. It's more streamlined (parasites and artifacts got consolidated, same thing with money and proficiency), but that just means the game is easier to get into, enemies are more aggressive and chaotic overall.
>>737915089fuck yeah
>>737912223I didn't pay $10 for early access.
You call the same grandma over and over until you can scan her out off her social security in Google play cards.
>early access started April 28thGod damn barely a word about it
Same reason you couldn't talk about Returnal, muh main characterI only like a few of the weapons so far, but the ones I like I really fucking like. The 3 chakram firing weapons are all fun to use. In general its a sidegrade from Returnal, more biomes and bosses are good but the sense of progression feels worse and the artifacts/passives are super bland
i bought it but i never finished returnal. i managed to kill the 3rd or 4th boss i think after struggling so long with it while i had a debilitating headache and was sick with covid. i never picked it back up despite enjoying it. i'll probably go back and finish it after i'm done with saros
/v/ is strictly anti sonyThis board is a pc pleb safe haven
>game starts with the MC already in the middle of their story>all of the secondary characters die off almost immediately with literally 0 buildup so the player never gets time to give a shit about them>paid for some literal who as the MC so the game does all of the storytelling in 3rd person to get their money's worth on his likeness>housemarque don't know how to do facial animations so all of the characters expressions are incredibly stiff>level design is severely streamlined. there are no secrets (lights with the dropfloor), there are no translocators (there is no need for them, the maps don't branch to any significant degree), any optional items are incredibly easy to locate with highly visible traversal queues>significantly less optional content like audio logs, datalogs, etc to collect.>most upgrades aren't worth grabbing in eclipse mode because they come with significant detriments for a trivial benefit.it's a fine game, but at the very least a step back from Returnal. You'd expect the next game in an IP to be better and have more stuff than the previous, this is worse with less stuff.
It really doesn't seem to have much of a change or upgrade to returnal at all and apparently it's easier. I went back to returnal and I did wish they eased into some things and made it less frustrating like the laser platform segments in second area and that one demon spawn where not only enemy is annoying , the area it can spawn was too confined. If those 2 things were different I would've had the 2nd boss first try.
>>737912223Very few people have a PS5, and most of those that do aren't interested. If this was on PC, I'd want to play it. Instead, it's like being a kid and hearing about a game for the Gamecube. It's not worth buying a new console for.
>>737920552Over 90 million ps5s sold and 40 million active users still on ps4
>>737912223Vee doesn't enjoy video games and hates ps5 and is pretending it's made by Indians to deflectMeanwhile it's extremely high quality, gameplay first, kino that everyone who plays it lovesbut vee doesnt come here to talk about good gamesthey come here to project insecurity
>>737912223So...I finally beat the first boss after he killed me 4 or 5 times (lel), but that's because I'm still trying to figure out which weapon is ideal for me. I like it so far.
>>737920708but none of them are from the third world
Because I am too busy bumping the FF7 threads from page 10.
I couldn't beat the poo in loo stage, anyone have any tips?
how intrusive are the ugly as shit crew members? Both Metroid Prime 4 and this screwing with the isolationist aspect that defined the originals put me off but I like a lot of the gameplay changes I've seen
>>737923310I got filtered by "the black lesbian my wife loves over me in the canon ending" level.
Any tips for the train stage? It's completely covered in these enemies that shoot brown stuff at me
>>737923403IGN bitched that they were vague Souls-like characters who just die off eventually.
>>737912223>Jeet protag >Snoy westernslopLol
>>737912223https://vocaroo.com/1iuNhFiOeJUP
>>737920552>Instead, it's like being a kid and hearing about a game for the Gamecube. It's not worth buying a new console for.I bought a GameCube for twilight Princess and pokemon colosseum alone I have yet to see any reason whatsoever to get a ps5
I'm liking it so far, fav weapon is that heavy rifle.
>>737912428Consoles are for thirdworlders to play soccer and fighting games with
>>737924257Good luck emulating a PS5 game on your gayman PC.
>>737920708You seem like you saw my comment as an insult directed at Sony. I was answering the question of why Saros doesn't get hyped up much. The answer is it's for PS5 only, and a lot of the people who want it don't want to buy a console just to play it.
>>737912428F
Thread theme : https://files.catbox.moe/1wq3m4.webm
SAAAAROS
I'm not paying for the goy early access. Getting mine tomorrow.
>>737912223Cause I have poojeet fatigue
Is Kitboga the final boss?
thread is full of bloody benchod paki sirs indian are high respectable and always do needful
MAAM NO NO NO NO WHY DID YOU DODGE THE PROJECTILE MAAAAAAAAM
Ya know, I'm beginning to suspect that some of you are a bit racist.
business idea: make the exact same jokes every day
JEET MEANS VICTORY, TIMMY
>>737912223No one cares about Saaros.It's not even bad enough to hate. It's just whatever.
>>737912223Isn't out yet unless you pay extra?
because you can't post a steamchart thread of it and it's also not a nintendo exclusive so all the pedophiles on /v/ ignore it
I can't believe people actually thouggt this game would do better than Pragmata.
>>737912223Mc+ most v tards are poor fags
>>737912223>Why can't I find any Saros threads?Try /r/India, faggot.
>>737912223>nobody cared about returnal>give it a sequel>nobody cares about it eitherThey killed japan studios for this
>>737924739After one game? At least they aren't trying to make an old lady work as an action game protag this time.
>DEI mandated protagonist>Literally just a get a white guy painted him brown, given a beard and called him SAAARThey can't even commit to making him Indian because they're so unmarketable.
>$70 (plus) tipNo roguelike/lite should ever cost more than $20. It’s one of the most low effort genres out there. Literally any retard can make one.
>>737912634Because they always released it with 1+ year of delay
>>737912223>planet called carcossa>final boss is yellow king
PLAY *CLAP* HER *CLAP* GAME
>>737925853It did critically
>>737926684Only reason I’m slightly interested in this. But I doubt they did anything interesting with it. I bet it’s ‘le all in your head XD!’ like with the first one.
I watched a bit of it on a stream and it's insanely ugly. Looks like a PS3/360 era piss filter game
>>737924689kek this is pretty good
>>737926359the actor is ethnically indian
>>737912223good morning sir
>the game appeal is that it is made by a sony owned studioyea, I couldn't give less fucks
>>737912407hope this SaaarSlop flop enough so they dont take 2 years to release on PC. fuck exclusive shit
>first game is a good and fun game marred by a horrible title and horrible protagonist no one wants to play as>do the exact same thing for the spiritual successor Why?
Alienation is top tier
>>737923310Remove the toilet paper from your inventory
>>737927692The appeal is that it's made by housemarque real ones know
>>737915212are you poor?
i will not do the needful
I've already seen spoilers and the story seems absolutely retarded compared to Returnal which was already mediocre. Also I don't want to play as a jeet.
>>737930373I don't believe youCan't go much lower than "it's all in le head bro"
>>737930431You have no idea.
>>737930431Ok fine here you goLead character Arjun cheats on his wife NityaArjun's friend is going to tell his wife about his infidelity, so Arjun straight up murders him. He gets away with the murder.His wife finds out about the infidelity (and alcoholism!) and leaves him anywayArjun embarks on a quest to find his wife, even if it's dangerous, as he's sure she needs him and will forgive him.Arjun dies a billion times trying to find his wife and in the original ending becomes a new King (the person who deposes the prior Yellow King becomes the new one in the lore) due to his self-centered delusions.But that's not the true ending! When you continue with the true ending, you find out that Arjun's wife Nitya has left him to escape his bullshit, which is fine EXCEPT...Nitya ends up falling in love with the black lesbian crew member.The true ending of the game is Arjun fucking off and leaving Nitya alone now.
Fuck I'm tempted to buy a ps5 just to play this. How long till this comes to PC?
>>737924576Emulate what, exactly? FIFA?
>>737930941Snoy said they aren't gonna bring it to PC so probably 6 months.
>>737930615I read the first three lines and this is such a retarded premise for a game like this. Fucking no one who seeks an arcade-y experience that is typical of Housemarque is going to care about any of this soap opera bullshit.Those were my immediate thoughts, and somehow, it got even worse as I continue to read it. Is that actually fucking real or is this a shitpost?
>>737931023It's real my dude, they added a bunch metroid prime 4 npcs nobody asked for.
>>737912223good morning sars
>>737931023sounds like a good plot to a david cage game and not some bullet hell roguelike or whatever this is
>>737912223Looks like particleeffectslop
Wasn't the plot of returnal her driving off a bridge with her daughter in the back and drowning both of them or some shit. I think she died in the hospital or something like that. Blue oyster cult was playing on the radio.
>>737930615Thanks. I won’t even play it when it’s on sale. What the FUCK were those snow niggers thinking? Way to absolutely squander the King in Yellow influence. I expected nothing and I’m still disappointed.
many good marning saars
>>737925715It's 9:18 am here atm and the game here unlocked at 00:00So...yeah, 9 hours ago. Normal, not 48h early version.
Are they banking on Indians buying it or what?
I bought returnal on sale on pc and it was greatThis game is only on ps5 and looks like more of the same but even easier and full of jeetsWhy would I ever want to buy this even if it came to pc?
I couldn't redeem it
returnal was a really good game until the plot twistfucking retards they ruined the whole game
is this like returnal where you get a cool new sci fi universe and then the twist is it's all a metaphor for gay sex or some shit and none of it happened
>>737933079I don't remember gay sex in returnal but yeah basically
>>737932430Snoy has the biggest market share in India and UK after all
>>737912223Good morning good saars, please do the needful and buy the india game saar.
Saaros lol
It's honestly kind of crazy how rock bottom the indian race stock has gone the past 2 years. Yeah /pol/ types have known about DESIGNATED for like 12 years but when my average coworker starts going off about "saars" it's pretty eye opening to just how hard the zeitgeist is against them right now. Not saying it isn't deserved but it is interesting.
>>737912223how much do you think it will sell?
>>737927140The DEI is disgusting and impalpable.
>>737912223what in the indian cowshit medicine is this
I liked returnal but this is actual jeet slop. No idea what the fuck they were thinking.
>>737930615I read this because I don't particularly care about the story in games like this but this is hilariously bad, is this purely made to provoke some sort of reaction? Disgust?
https://www.ign.com/wikis/saros/How_to_Get_the_True_Ending_in_Saros>story is about the jeet's ex-gf cucking him with the gorilla crew member in a brave interracial dyke relationship>he apologizes for it
>>737936008Well he did murder his friend and she saw it.
>>737934516People seriously got tired of pretending it wasn't funny to shit on indians after things like removing Apu from the Simpsons.
>>737927140Who is that in those thumbnails? Looks like a transitioned Gordon Ramsay.
>>737930615It's almost impressive how bad that is.
>>737927780Snoy is still run by californians.
How many rapes or gangrapes are there in this game? Any streetshitting side quests?
>the game just autoaims for youwoaoit wasn't like this in returnal right?
>>737912223>game is announced>nothing>game comes out, gets praised>"saar, do not redeem, pajeeting"And I thought that PCfags have games to play. I guess not.
I hate bosses you're meant to lose to because it makes me feel like a scrub for not being able to win anywayDid anybody here manage to defeat the intro boss?
because saars I cannot redeem the game until 10am since I redeem the physical came at the best buy
>>737938096PC players don't care. They got Crimson Desert last month and many are still playing it.
>>737912223No PC port
>>737938349Nobody even remembers that FOTM anymore
>>737927140lol. indian saar on the cover and ugly androgynoys bitches inside the game. DEI slop for the goyim
>>737938405FOTW(eekend), more like.
>>737912223got an ad for it before on twitchlooks like nier but TPS, so not touching it until it's on PS+ in a few months
>>737938405Still 70k daily peak on steam. You lost.
>>737924689>bloody benchod bastardsHuh?
>>737912493/thread
>>737934516Same shit with jews and blacks. I see normalfags and boomers on Facebook posting ten year old /pol/ macros with their real profiles using their full names. The fatigue is real, most people no longer give a fuck about letting it show.
>>737930615So...its jeet TV drama with a woke twist. Pass.
>>737934516Racism is caused by proximity
>>737938735Its also because since the Musk buyout, /pol/ has been infecting twitter.
>>737938405Saaros wishes it would be relevant in any capacity at all.
Another sony>a profitable, high-quality, niche title rather than a massive hit.coming trough.Game will have lifetimesales in the 2 mil max.
>>737912407Should have bought Returnal™ on Steam.
>thread has been on the front page for 13 hoursSeems like a popular game to me.
>>737912223What were they thinking with that title name?
>>737912493I'll probably get it if I end up liking Returnal. Got a long list to get through first.
>>737912223GOOD MORNING!
>>737938685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r74ryoeY5V0
>>737912223Gameplay is very fun but everything else is not. No reason to make the MC unmasked, he would've looked cool if he was masked like Hugh from Pragmata. All the other NPCs remind me of the NPCs from Anthem.Luckily I'm a gameplay first type of anon so I'm having a lot of fun.
>>737912223>see new game on the log>open thread out of curiosity >it's full of people sarposting and calling each other poor
>>737940457>No reason to make the MC unmaskedthe main guy's one of those C-tier celebrity actors who's maybe been in one or two shows at most so his contract probably specified his likeness/face needed to be visible at all the times for self-marketing
>>737940785Was not aware of that. Dumb as fuck desu senpai
>>737940785C'mon the guy is there because he's Indian and in current year if you have Indian/Chinese/whatever themes, the main character MUST match the theme's ethnical origin, unless it's a Euro/'Murrican theme, in that case the main character tends to be black.
>>737912315im so fucking braindead anons, every time the op has something to do with india and the first comment is just a flat "good morning" FUCKING KEK my sides
>>737912223somethingsomething owning nothing and being happy or something
>>737941547I though its a meme until I had to work with a jeet for some time. Dude was saying "good morning sir" every single time he approached me and wanted to talk like every single fucking time. I tried to explain to him that good morning is a greeting you do when you meet person first time at start of the day and thats it but yeah he didnt listen and continued to good morning 20 times a day.
>>737938334Mine has been redemed but im at work
>>737912223>opening scene>It's about an Indian man blasting through eldritch horrors and running through shit-slicked streets driven by pure desire for an unattainable woman10/10, I redeemed.
>>737930615When you compare this to the setting and gameplay, this story screams iM sO DeEp.Funny how Skill Up was sucking Saaros's cock but didn't like Pragmata's story. Pragmata's story is pretty standard but pulls of the ending really well. Saaros's story reads like a mid Eastern European drama shoehorned into a sci-fi setting.
Would anyone like to discuss the game and not indians? I'm getting my ass beat by eclipse blighted marsh.
Indians have taken over minimum wage jobs, tech jobs are now taking over your vidyas
>>737912407I get that everything should be on PC in principle, but do you actually want to play this?
How can jeets even salvage their reputation? Everyone hates them.
>>737912223I refuse to buy it because of the poojeet, but the fact he get's cucked by a black women is hillarious
>>737930615NONONONO SAAAROS!!! BLOODED BENCHOD
>>737944537You didn't make this game poomar. Some finnish cuck did. You're only good at eating and making cow shit contraptions
>>737912223>>737912407I thought this was gonna be some Goypass game or something? Oh well completely forgot about this game so couldn't give half a shit
>>737914032Your brain is worthless and full of Indians
>>737950681Your streets are worthless and full of poo.
>>737912223i played like 3 runs earlier this morning and it's pretty fun. the mc refers to one of the characters as "J" and I can't help but think about the "focus M" meme lmao.
>>737951051Case in point
>>737944309A jeet literally runs NYC and girls consider him some hunkLeave your bubble m8
>>737930615>>737936008lmfao and jeets see this humiliation ritual as a win.
>>737951719Poo in loo
>>737951964In your brain*
>>737951889Literally no one cares Find me a single instance of it
>>737927628lmao
Saros means shitstain in Hungarian
>>737912223Because Sony has spent the last 10 years telling their OG fanbase and anyone who likes to actually play games to go fuck themselves.I'll wait for PC.
>>737951806HAHAHAHAHA yeah right poomar
>>737953482You might be waiting a long time, Sony isn't releasing single player games on PC until after the PS6 generation concludes so maybe 2036 and it will be full price
>>737930615Somehow, a fucking Minecraft video did the King in Yellow more justice than a AAA publication. What a fucking travesty.
>>737953704That's irrelevant. I'm not buying a PS again. If the game never comes to PC, it never launched as far as I'm concerned.
>>737933079Pretty much.
>>737953801That's fine, they don't want you as much as you think they do. Buy their console or fuck off
>>737912407>ps5 has no games>gets a game>wtf why isn't in on pc?????????
I have redeemed the game saaros saarsNeedful status: done
Does it have any waifus, friend or foe
>>737912407>master beggars
>SAAR OSIs the game about Windows OS?
>>737954465It has a really ugly white woman and a really ugly black woman.
>>737953889lmfao I know they don't. That's the point. And approved, I will not buy their dvd player.
>>737954386>gets *a* game>this is somehow a brag
>>737954821Hey don't forget 2024 GOTY, AstroBot.
>>737912223any QTE where if you don't press X to shit fast enough you slip on your poo and get run over by a truck?
>>737955007That's an ugly stereotype, shame on you.
Did they really make it ez because Returnal filtered too many casuals? Does it have difficulty settings at least so I don't have to play a casual game?Returnal wasn't even hard, I can't believe people got filtered by it. I only died once or twice to the first boss and after that I never died again to any of the other bosses. The final boss especially is a joke with how fast you can kill it.
>>737912428No, but I am too poor to afford more than one $70/month at this point. This gets to wait until it's $30 or less.
>>737955197Difficulty seems about the same to me so far, it has modifiers you can use to make it easier or harder but you have to sort of balance them out if you wanna make it easier.
>>737954952kek
>>737912428I am brown
>>737955325As long as I can just pump it up to max the difficulty I'm fine with it. I honestly can't even remember if Returnal had a difficulty setting, I don't think it did.
>story is a deconstruction of toxic masculinity and also your wife leaves you to become a lesbian girlboss you have to rescue from her own twisted fuckups while also letting her go after rescuing her>oh yeah cthulhu lmao who is this for
>>737955731me
>>737930615Also Nitya objectively did way worse things than Arjun and he has to rescue her from her own corruption
>>737953704>Source: It came to me in a dream All claims we have are Schreier talking out of his ass and Ex-CEO saying „lol no“
>>737933079I don't think it's as bad as Returnal was in that regard but yeah the game can easily be interpreted to just be his delusions over personal trauma
>>737912223Feels like even console war enthusiasts are having a hard time pretending that they care about this poop colored game.
>>737944537But that would mean that the standards in india are higher which would mean that it wouldn't be a shithole. Blessed thirdie logic.
>>737930615The only thing wrong about this summary is that she doesn't fall in love with the black crewmate. She falls in love with a different woman who I think is white. The black crewmate is clearly the most morally correct and strong willed character though
There is literally no hype for this game. I doubt it'll sell more than 1 million in a year, if that.Should have released on PC.
>>737942283Good morning!
>>737956136There's over 90 million PS5s in the wild, as long as half of them buy it (conservative estimate) that is 45 million sales.
>carcosa>king in yellow I'm sick of Lovecraft
>>737954404where's the nigger hand though
sorry but I just can't stop myselfahemSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>737939318Should put it on sale for less than $20.It's been on my wishlist since it came to PC but has never dropped low enough to justify buying.
>>737940457did they do the same thing they did with Returnal by giving it a dogshit personal trauma story?
>>737956613https://www.allkeyshop.com/blog/buy-returnal-cd-key-compare-prices/
>>737956476>half>conservative estimateYou best be joking
>>737955130This, they usually get run over by trains instead.
>>737956136at this point, it's better to just drop shit with no eyes attached to it if you want to avoid the endless bitching and moaning after every major studio/publisher release.
>>737953290No one cares about Hungary phagg0t
>>737912407about that
>>7379581151 Hungarian is worth more than 2000 jeets
>>737912223Is the game good?
>>737958219Day 1*
>>737958284it could be day 1, they could pay me to play it, I still won't touch your goystation millennial-written slop
>>737958264i like it, movement is very satisfying
>>737956476based retard
imagine making a spiritual successor to your previous game and it's literally just the same game except worse. guess housemarque is dead.
>>737953290proof or didn't happenplease be true
looking into the story, it seems the whole studio hates indian men.>the name of the game>the shit colors>the indian male lead being a piece of shitit all seem like one big inside joke from the dev winking at you
>>737958229You won't be as mean or cocky once they add cow shit eating/flinging to the olympics
>>737944537Indians would sell their own family for a chance at an American green card. Meanwhile you couldn't pay most people to go to India.
Sirs... Superpower 2030 is behind schedule, we cannot deliver it the needful...kindly understand
https://youtu.be/vyGZZ--GLWk?si=XJAQMDbHepLi9LeM
>>737959464>>737959524NONONONO BLOODED BITCH, 2030 SUPA POWER
>>737930615>domestic abuser (male)>indians and blacks>crusty lesbos winI mean, this is literally DEA approved, and they aren't exactly subtle about it.
>>737923480I got filtered by the job interview boss fight, being a straight white guy. The boss was a DEI angry Karen.
>>737959524I remember how they were gloating about “surpassing Japan” a while back while completely ignoring the differences in populations. Good to see them getting BTFO anyway.
>>737959365>Indians would sell their own family for a chance at an American green cardwhy do they wanna leave a shit place to go to one that's also kinda shit? you'd expect them to go to places like the uk/germany/canada which are more developed with the bonus of being more open to immigrants, what's up with that
>>737960149This is much more embarrassing. Jeets really hate the UK because they conquered and ruled them. They were bragging about surpassing Britain a few years ago. Imagine the izzat loss.
>>737960192They already raped those places. The canadians now actually hate the poojeets so much. You know it's bad when the chinese and native population come together over their hatred of them
>>737959238Its a deconstruction of toxic masculinity, can't wait for people to call it racist because it shits on Indian men for being wife beaters. Should have thrown in a reference to arranged marriages
>>737960192>why do they wanna leave a shit place to go to one that's also kinda shit? you'd expect them to go to places like the uk/germany/canadaLol, Canada is a shithole and everyone there wants to flee to America. And that's mostly because the jeets took over Canada.
>>737927140The director clearly has a fetish for old white women in their 50s and I support his degeneracy.
>>737930615literally Returnal: Jeet editionthis could've been DLC
>>737912223I wonder how well it's selling. Even Ghost of Yotei had some threads.I already played Returnal, but it's not a game I craved for a sequel. It was very good though.
Serious question.I work with several fortune 500 companies and I noticed that whenever the manager is Indian, all his subordinates are IndianCoincidence?
>>737960618It's a niche game despite them trying to casualise and sony-story-slop it.I don't think Returnal sold all that much either, did it?
>>737960632Saaaaar pls, trash is bad for us!!! Allow us to all move to your country saaaaros!!
Would’ve bought this game if protag was white and it was on steam
>>737939318But I did.
>>737960632Jeets left a big landfill in their capital city because they think garbage collection happens irl like in Java
>>737934516I don't understand why minorities don't simply unite against white people in America. Everyone knows white people will never accept minorities as equals.
>>737934516Chinese psyop.
>>737960876Even they hate you. Some poojeets tried mass flooding and shitting near my small town and mexicans were the ones that ran them out since they tried buying up all the low cost areas
>>737912223because of the bloody benchods in these threads, you can't discuss the needful here even if it is best robarri by the housemarque, returnal was best robarri as wellhowever i will not redeem on ps5, i redeem on pc
>>737912223because i am a straight white guy.sony told me they don't want me as their costumer
>>737960962Sorry everyone hates India. Try not being such shit eaters next time.
>>737960876That's essentially the lefties plan, just read Sartre's intro to "The Wretched of the Earth".But in their delusional minds, they believe that coalition of 3rd worlders is going to recognize them as lords and sovereigns, but what's really going to happen is a new dark age.
>>737912223>timed PS5 ex>AA gameJust why?
>>737938876>/pol/ invented slursLeftoids are so braindead
The people who buy ps5 don't play such games.There is no ball
>>737961141Imagine telling 30% of your audience base to fuck off
>>737961251Because that's how big Housemarque as a studio is. You want that 30yo studio to, what, triple in size so that they can build ubislop open world clone?
>>737961464>only 30% of people don't have PS5PC-sisters...
>reading comments>someone mentions Returnalwait wait wait indian memes aside is this another fucking shitty roguelike game
What's crazy to me is that all the leftoids considered india to be this deeply spiritual place and they all did their soul-searching travels over there in the like 70s? And now that everyone has internet access and can see for themselves what india's like it turns out that india is just one big shitting street with smelly wild rape monkeys inhabiting it.
Dear Europe, the way you view India is the same way us first worlders view you.
>game called SAARos>entire game is filled with indians>main characters wife or whatever is indian and has a huge schnozlol
>>737912223As a hungarian anon, this game is even funnier to me than most realise.The word "saros" (written and pronounced as "szaros") means "shitty" as in full of- or covered in feces in hungarian.Oddly fitting if you ask me.
DO NOT
>>737912223>Saros
>>737961359Now this is some Tom and Jerry/Loony Tunes shit
>>737961884what did pranjeet mean by this
REDEEM
>one autistic retard having his daily meltdown while anons talk about the game around himkek
>>737912223they had to have known when choosing that name right?
>>737958219>somewhat broken port>2 years late>full price
>all these jealous timmies seething because indian chads are stealing their white babes
>this guy's brain is just indian guys
>>737962459
>>737924576ONE GAME
>>737962459>g_pm1
>>737962865I DON'T KNOW WHY
>>737931023This is what Returnal was about (except it was much more hidden and darker). I assume /v/ has no idea about the story and OP is just regurgitating some synopsis he found online. Returnal still doesn't have it's story explained, so I highly doubt Saros was fully understood so soon.
>>737930615>that last bitthis has to be sony's influence
>>737912634Because they didn't port Super Stardust HD, the morons.
>>737931023the last game has the mc murder her son as the true ending. i really doubt it could get any dumber
Will Indians finally take the hint and finally leave the West? I don't know what else to do if this shittalking won't persuade them.
>>737964438>Will Indians finally take the hint and finally leave the West?It will take some extreme event for that to happen
>>737964438>leave a perfectly good clean shitting streetnah, they gotta fuck it up before they leave
>>737964438they cannot take a hint even if it was laid out bare with the entire solutionsee>>737942283
>>737964438what hint? boomers want indians for cheap labor and virtue signalling how nice they are. boomers control the government (80% of voters) and vote more based on dei preferences than economics. zoomers are the most racist generation boomers are the most accepting.
>>737964536>3.6 million jeets in UAE>1 million emirate citizensWhy don't the jeets take over the country for themselves?
>>737964536>only 4k in brazilwhy
>>737944537robert downey jr is indian now?
I can't believe Housemarque would fuck themselves again but making a great game with a fucking horrible protagonist. I could deal with the empty egger foid, but a fucking shit in the streets Indian? Fuck off
>>737964747indians are not good at fightingthey're get mowed down by the millions if they tried
>>737964747in arab countries jeets are literal slaves
>>737930615Jesus fucking christ
>>737952108In the loo
>>737930615Why are Sony games like this?
>>737964536>china 8.4k>lowest per capita country by fari kneel
>>737912223>SAAROS
>>737912223timmy means victory, mister
>>737930615sar, don't redeem my wife you bloody basterd bitch you
>>737912223Y DID U RDMT
>>737964873that would explain why he's 5'2"
>>737960876turns out niggers, spics, and chinks hate indians as well. so enjoy sweeping those streets dalit
>>737962459Gorlock The Destroyer!
It's hard to poz gameplay so they have to tack on a shitty "mature" story full of browns and old ladies. Embarrassing.
>Oh cool a Saros thread>It’s all Indian shitpostNevermind
>>737968793Nobody cares about saaaros. That's your fault
>>737968793You ended up with something better than Saros itself tbqh
>>737968793>We made the MC an ethnicity who would attract a ton of ridicule and now the only posts about it is mockery and satire?
>>737936265Looks like that Senator from Iron man 2 trooned out
>>737966692I'm still mad how they treated Vyse and Aika in the VC anime
>>737969102No one acts like online chuds irl
