Absolute fucking dog shit
You just made a Millennial in his mid-to-late 30s hang himself. I hope you're fucking happy.
>>737919541COW-A-FUCKIN-PIECE-A-DOGSHIT
>>737919541The N64 is three handedley responsible for the belief that the 5th generation of consoles has "aged poorly."
>>737919541It's actually genius. It's designed to cater to both 2D games and 3D games at the same time. A 2 in 1 controller. The gaystation and saturn didn't even have an analog stick until 4 years after launch. It was sort of like how snoy and goybox lauched kinect and gaystation move late to compete with the Wii.
>>737919541Not really no. It was the best controller on the market when it launched.
>>737920023>It was the best controller on the market when it launched.Not in the slightest.
>>737919657Uh no, that goes to PS and Saturn with graphics that looked like pieces of paper taped to a wall wiggling in the breeze. Literally no console has ever suffered from that shit but those two. N64 is timeless.
>>737919541I'm part of the design team for a certain (very well known console) controller and that makes me want to hang myself
>>737920023AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REALLY? No nigga I will not let you lie on the internet. Why do people defend this shit like they actually take it personally when you don't worship their special toy
>>737920058By a longshot actually. And it wasn't close. Everyone else had snes controllers. It was fucking weird considering they were used with 3d games.
>>737920134Calm down. We can discuss this like adults.
>>737920157>By a longshot actually.Not remotely.>And it wasn't closeThat's right, nintendo fell face first onto the scene years late with a controller that self destructs.>It was fucking weird considering they were used with 3d gamesAnd the games were completely uninhibited because it turns out, analog isn't necessary for 3D gameplay. Relying on snappy d-pad controls kept games agile, deep and precise. Sloppy 3D sticks slowed games down to a crawl and set back 3D game design.
>>737920204No. People just can't admit it was fucking stupid because of some parasocial relationship with nintendo. When it came out almost every person wondered why the fuck were there 3 handles.
I'm mad that every other analog stick ever made after this has been super short, has massive dead-zone, zero travel to the edge of the gate, and basically have no range discrepancy between 0 and 100.
>>737920358>Not remotely.Which controller was better?>analog isn't necessary for 3D gameplaySorry, I won't budge on this argument. Analog is required for 3D games.
>>737920358The saturn will never not be an abortion of a console and its controller sucks dick.
>>737920396Not really, no. N64 was univerasally embraced and loved.
>>737920095N64 graphics look worse though
>>737920396As someone who was actually alive when this console was new, I can assure you that nobody was confused about how to hold the controller.
>>737920512Man I was there shut the fuck up. We are talking about the controller but you already had to deflect to defend your very special toy.
>>737920553Nigga that's a lie I was there. Older players hated it because it was dog shit. Only little kids who never played anything else thought it was fine.
>>737919541Yes, but the stick was pretty interesting, being effectively a ball mouse.
>>737920548What was the point of the D pad
>>737920654For playing 2D games, like Mischief Makers.
>>737920560You were born in a mudhut shithole and you're trying to discuss events that never occurred in your country. Nobody cared about what the N64 controller looked like. They were too busy playing 4 play simultaneous local open world games for the first time ever.
>>7379206542D games, like the best N64 game of all, Pokemon Puzzle League.
>>737920654Are you retarded? Every controller ever has one.
>>737920745My flight stick doesn't have one.
>>737920548I don't understand!!!!! they're only holding half of the controller?!?!? aaaaahhh somebody explain these crazy millenials!!!!!!!!
>>737919541>people to this fucking day argue on the ideal thumstick/d-pad placement, >whether they should be on the top or bottom and what's the most natural thumb position>threads reach bump limit on who got it right, PlayStation, Xbox or WiiU>"hurr durr, why did Nintendo give the stick its own handle in an age where literally no game made you use both at the same time?"
>>737919541If you knew what we had before that it was super impressive. The original playstation controller did not have a joystick at all and only got them on Dualshock after the n64 came out and proved that joysticks are great. That and rumbling, which he n64 also had before PlayStation although who gives a shit about rumbles.
Op is a zoomer who only touched a 30 year old n64 pad with a fucked up stick
>His hands were too small to hold the N64 controller properly The life of the Timmy is one of eternal anguish and incessant bitching.
>>737920654Some games weren't designed for joystick, and also I suppose they thought people might want d pads for fighting games etc if joysticks proved too unreliable for doing moves.
>>737920654in case nintendo was wrong and no devs wanted to use the stick
>>737920975oooooohhh, these threads are by pajeets. it all makes sense now
>>737920623No other stick feels the way it did. Too bad they were designed so poorly and grind the plastic off the more you use it
>>737920396>every person wondered why the fuck were there 3 handles.Huh? Only one controller on the market even had handles, and it was the PS1, and in epic sony fashion they were never actually meant to be gripped by a hand for some fucking reason. N64 pad was and still is one of the most comfortable controllers ever made.
Your mom has handles
>>73792043164 has a very small range and the fact it develops a physical dead zone not to mitgate resistance imprecision but due to cycle failure.>>737920459>Analog is required for 3D games.Many 3D games control worse with analog sticks. Tony Hawk and Tomb Raider come to mind. It is not necessary, it is there to facilitate a slower style of play.
>if I can't reach everything at the same time, then it's bad design
>N64 Classic never
>>737921219Looks like the average NYC apartment to me.
Imagine actually having hands too small to hold one of these comfortably, LMAO.
>>737920498>The saturn will never not be an abortion of a consoleok>and its controller sucks dick.cope
>>737921214>Tony Hawk and Tomb Raider come to mindTwo games. One with a racing controller setup because you're literally steering a vehicle. The other is the sloppiest slop fest tank controls that never inspired any future 3D games it was so fucking bad. >it is there to facilitate a slower style of play.>Mario 64>slower than Tomb RaiderHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHTomb Raider 1 is a masterpiece if only it were originally designed around analog controls.
>>737920654For Goemon's Great Adventure, of course.
>>737921323With the rumble pack it turns into a vibrator
>>737921539I know, but I much prefer my PS2 controller for THAT function :)
Nice auto post, dumbfuck.
>>737921627The fuck are you on about, schizophrenic?
>Two gamesTwo long running series, correct.>that never inspired any future 3D games it was so fucking bad.It was more influential than mario 64 for its generation. Mario 64 for all the hot air and vague praise it receives has its most apparent influence in some of its weakest elements, such as reuse of content and checklist design.>Tomb Raider 1 is a masterpieceAchieved without acknowledging an analog stick. Just goes to show how unnecessary it was for true 3D gameplay.
>>737921684>forgetting to link the postDelete it one more time and try again
>>737921482>that never inspired any future 3D games it was so fucking badRascal had tank controls because Tomb Raider was popular. Granted, this certainly wasn't a case of being "inspired". The game originally had SM64 style controls where the character moved based on the camera perspective. The publishers demanded tank controls because they saw Tomb Raider's success. This fucked both the gameplay and a fancy renderer the devs wrote to fix the PS1 wiggly polygons. This rendering method would only work if the camera remained in-bounds, and they quickly found out the game was basically unplayable with the tank controls unless the camera was behind the character at all times, which necessitated the camera clipping through walls.
Imagine Ocarina of Time without analog controls... ewwww
>>737921684>Two long running seriesTomb raider ditched tank controls after 2.>It was more influential than mario 64 Your opinion is noted. I'm talking about controllers. >emulator bullshottingDo a gif next time. I wanna see then entire room be nothing but a wobbling jaggiefest
>>737921740I'm good now.>>737921910>Tomb raider ditched tank controls after 2.tomb raider kept directional controls.>Your opinion is noted. Not an opinion, but a fact.>>emulator It's a game available on multiple platforms.>wobbling jaggiefestMore of an emulator issue.
>>737922017>Not an opinion, but a fact.Nope it's an opinion. See watch this:>It was more influential than mario 64I disagree. Mario 64 was more influential.
>>737922082>Nope it's an opinionDisagreement doesn't unmake all those games it inspired.
>>737922150Never said it did.
>>737920358This controller didn't release until a month after the N64, so yes, the N64 controller was the best on the market when it came out.
>>737919541It was designed for multi-child households as a way of turning single player games into multiplayer games, because you needed four hands to use it. You just don't get it anon.
Only a seething snoytard believes tomb raider was more influential than Mario 64 come on now
>>737922219And sega admitted it was developed entirely in response to Nintendo showing off Mario 64 with analog controls at conventions
>>737922307I like a good competitive mogging like that. Sega did it, miniaturized technology they already used, and is now remembered for making the best analog sticks ever, having solved problems nintendo hasn't 30 years later.
>>737919541in defiance of god's will
>>737922371I'm sure somebody will read this and get mad don't worry troll bro
>>737922587It really shouldn't make you mad. Get help if it does. That means you're struggling with anti-social behavior.
Weird, these threads keep repeating. Why is that?
>>737922668D'awww... Did an anime jerkoff bait gacha thread die for this?! :^(
>>737922435HURTS MAH HANDS
milennialbros, they're seething at us for no reason again
>>737922747We traded gen Xers and and assorted boomertrannies complaining about us 24/7 to the gayest, most permed-hair younger generation complaining about us 24/7.
>>737919541Moron
>>737922843Nobody ever used the N64 controller by holding the middle prong.
>>737922892Just admit you were stupid and move on
>>737922648Good to know.>>737922668There's one or a couple notorious N64 haters that just do this out of pure rage towards Nintendo. I'm not sure if it's becauae they're mad that N64 remains the most beloved console of that gen inspite losing, or because it had better games or what? They never actually say why they're obsessed with dogging on it, except one guy named Auster who was flat out trying to retroactively alter public perception of the N64 and stated as such.
>>737922843Name one game that used the middle. And how many games even used the right one? Only that comes to mind is Kirby 64.
>>737922435What was the hole in the middle for?
>>737922974I think sin and punishment used the middle. Goldeneye used it as one of the secondary control styles which honestly pretty accurately matched modern control styles.
>>737922668It’s a shitposter on /vr/ called AusterHe just spams dogshit bait threads over and over
>>737922905Quiet, pusshole-brained trannoid
>>737923007Memory card
>>737922974>name gamesHow about you just read the caption and the genre will have the availability to do it
Made for versatile cord wrapping
>>737923007Seaman microphone
>>737922307Did any saturn/psx game really take advantage of analog controls outside of ape escape and nights?
>>737922961Auster is a huge Nintendo fan. He hates Sega, that's why he spams /vr/ with anti-sega threads.
>>7379231324 is the Homo Sapien option.
>>737923007Vmu
>>737923143Analog was largely ignored by every developer but Nintendo and Rare until the following generation.
>>737923157That's not how I remember it at all.
>>737922892>>737922974what the hell are you on about...
>>737919541name a single other controller where you can legitimately play a game while having part of the controller shoved up your arse
>>737923132
>>737923313You're a fucking psychopath.
>>737923304Wii Mote
>>737920621 >In their overview of the controller, Electronic Gaming Monthly commented, "All in all, Nintendo has made the most advanced and easy-to-use controller we have ever seen. It is extremely versatile and has enough buttons to take care of every possible contingency, now or in the future."[24] GamePro's overview stated, "The N64's tri-handled controller may look weird, but it feels great."[25] Third party developers were reportedly enthusiastic about the controller as well. Dave Perry called it "the big special move that [Nintendo] have gone for", while Jez San said that "The joystick is unusual looking but I like the controls. The thumb control feels nice and strong and also sensitive."[26]>Stocks of extra Nintendo 64 controllers were sold out on the Japanese launch of the Nintendo 64, despite the fact that all three launch games are single-player only.[27] Similar results followed in North America; retailers reported extremely high sales of the controllers despite only a handful of multiplayer games being available.[28]
>>737923286It sounds like you don't know who Auster is or are being deliberately dishonest. The guy spamming these threads is not a fan of Sega.
>>737923036does it just use Z and L for the buttons? i'm guessing Z to shoot and L to open doors? what about reloading?
>>737923313
>>737922435Now this is the actual worst piece of shit to release on a mainstream console.>buttons feel like shit>shoulder buttons feel like shit>dpad is shit>ass backwards wire>no second stick in fucking 1999
>>737923368>EGMThis was the only gaming publication I ever cared about. EGM used to be based.
The /vr/ australian retard isnt a sega fag, he larps as one to shit on nintendo even if he has a hateboner for the saturn (no idea why but he really hates japanese stuff), he doesn't shitpost about the N64 though that often (mostly he'll post about Croc or that Floigan game), he mostly whines and screeches about the nes and snes because they're more beloved than his home computer systems (commodore 64, speccy or amiga for example).
>>737923304>>737923342https://files.catbox.moe/basedvt1.jpg
>>737923385The Auster I know of doxed himself getting uppity on twitter because a youtuber mentioned N64 frame rates and Auster thought he was responsible for that. This is what I was told from /vr/ users.
>>737923223A good portion of ps2 games still let you move with the dpad anyways. I prefer mgs2 and silent hill 2 with the dpad controls
>>737922892You mean the part with the trigger? When the best known game on the console was a shooter? Are you retarded?
>>737923078Another one who didn’t even knowLMAOThese are the people who say the controller is shit
>>737923540>he doesn't shitpost about the N64 though that oftenI've never seen him mention n64. It's either sega system, saturn or "snezz." Even then he rarely mentions super nintendo.
>>737923436No, you press A and B
>>737923563See >>737921323
>>737923563GoldenEye is not better known than Ocarina of Time
>>737919541I liked it for shooting games and some action games, like Perfect Dark, Goldeneye and Conkers. I still think they are better for shooting games than modern controllers.
>>737923805lol, lmao. You were born AFTER 9/11
>>737922435There's no excuse for how fucking bad this thing is.
>>737923805Argumentative, but Ocarina also used it for Z targeting so it's also irrelevant
>>737923874Meh, it's fine.
>>737923752He's memeing because idiots like you actually think that was the intended design. As person who owned one and had friends over to my house often to play goldeneye, Mario kart and perfect dark I can assure you nobody fucking held it like that
>>737923563>>737923943Samenigger
>>737923874Genuinely the ergonomics are terribleI put a cap on the analog stick which made a little improvement, but the shape is still pretty terrible for comfort
The duality of man
>>737922961My fav cope is the "you got brainwashed by american youtubers into liking the console", also oddly enough everytime i see someone shitting on the N64 it's usually european (usually a britbong that hates the US lol) which is weird because a lot of bongs I've seen online are huge fans of the N64 (like Glenn Plant).
>>737924006nta, you're so new to 4chan it's cringe inducing
>>737922843It's depressing how many people couldn't understand these extremely ergonomic hand positions (even when they were literally shown to you in the manual!) and instead tried to use some retarded claw grip where they like, held the analog stick between the tip of their left pointer and thumb with their palm wrapped around the left handle, while trying to hit the face buttons with their right middle, ring, and pinky fingers. And to this day these same idiots will complain the controller "was impossible to use".
>>737923752See >>737922843
>>737924006>two posts responding to two different posts made minutes apartHoly shit, you got me detective. Lurk more so you can find out what samefagging is, and stop embarrassing yourself
>>737924064>>737924086>Doesn't prove me wrong lmao, samenigger
>>737924124What form of mental illness is this?
>>737924069It’s frustrating because I feel like I’m an outlier just discussing and saying I liked the controller
>>737922435How did people play mvc2 with that shitty dpad?
>>737919541I wouldn't know. I was a Playstation kid.
>>737924069It's an awkward controller regardless.>extremely ergonomic hand positions (even when they were literally shown to you in the manual!)Which manual?
>>737924124We get it, you said some gay shit and people laughed at you so now you're getting revenge. I remember my first day on the internet.
>>737924154Yup. You're replying to your own posts in an attempt to make it seem as if multiple different people agree with you, LMAO
>>737924167The reality is that the console war shit didn't really take off until the PS2 era. Whether you had a playstation or N64 was largely dictated by whatever your parents happened to buy, usually for a particular game they might want to play or for whatever reason. Nobody gave a shit beyond whether you went to their house to play Twisted Metal, or they came to yours for Goldeneye.
>>737924240What are you even on about?
>>737924184>Which manual>literally shows the manual pageHuh?
>>737924184>It's an awkward controller regardless.No. Awkward would be the Atari Jaguar...
>>737924184Well, in addition to the literal system manual you're showing in your own post, lots of games, especially early ones, showed you. And then ones like Kirby that used the 2D mode always showed you because no one was expecting it.
>>737924309>Playing dumbEither that or new.
>>737924260lol what?Console war shit started with the SNES and Genesis my dude
>>737924184>>737924324...or the 3DO. N64 hit a grand slam with their innovative controller.
>>737924260Bullshit
>>737924372This was not a bad controller, it was a terrible DPAD though
>>737924369It always existed obviously, but nowhere near what it became. >>737924416>zoomer surprised that different times had different sensibilities It may shock you to know that there was only two genders back then too
>>737924339Actual gibberish. Away with you
>>737924524Okay, newfaggot
>>737924494>age flexing while being too young to remember 3rd or even 4th gen console warsWe get it, PS2 was your first console, kiddo.
>>737924323Yeah which manual is it?
>>737924602>thinks those were console wars on the same tier as PS2 vs Xbox vs GCBrother just give up, no amount of youtube videos will ever give you the same knowledge as having been there
>>737924609For me it's inverse rodney
>>737924725My first console was NES. There were console wars in the 3rd gen. Console wars took off in the third gen, and peaked in the gen you claimed they took off in. Get the fuck out of here.
>>737924874>didn't really take offlet me reword that as>were never as big asif it makes it easier for your brain to comprehend what I meant since context is clearly lost on you. The 16 bit era had rivalries and preferences to be sure, but those were more between marketing departments than the consumer who bought what they wanted and didn't really give a shit what you bought. Nobody tied their entire personality and self image into which console they had like they did in the 2000s.
>>737920654to play Kirby 64
>>737924494wtf are you on about matePeople sent in artwork of Mario and Sonic brutally and violently murdering each other to magazine publications >>737924609>mad because the textThe text is there for what games benefit the most from the scheme after they were made anon, don’t be a daft cunt
>>737924984>I used the wrong language and it's your fault for not understanding itApology accepted.
>>737925064>a few meme images fishing to be put into a magazine =/= people associating their entire personality with their console, in the generation with the best selling console of all timeMaybe my definition of biggest console war is different than yours. Yes I'm aware that Sega was super competitive with Nintendo but the fact their very next generation imploded in the face of the N64 tells you it was way less about brand loyalty than it was just library selection and marketing. Meanwhile later generations could be carried by previous ones because now brand loyalty is part of your entire identity
>>737919541Yeah, no shit. That's why they never did it again.
>>737925240>can't read properlyI never said I used the wrong language. I simply changed it so simpletons wouldn't struggle by having to use an entire sentence to decipher the first 3 words in it
>>737919541>Camera buttonsWho the fuck thought this is a good idea?
>>737925324I disagree. You used the wrong language. Console wars didn't really take off until the 3rd gen, and peaked in the 6th gen. Is more factually true than console wars didn't really take off until the 6th gen. There were full on corporate bitch slap fights between NES and Sega in the 80s. Sorry you were wrong.
>>737925281Anon, it was starting with the NES and SMSThen it exploded from the next gen and only increased from then onI assume you grew up with the PS2 so you don’t understand
>>737925463They didn't even exist before 3rd Gen, was mostly a corporate bitch slap that nobody outside of the marketing department really cared about during 3rd and became a world wide phenomen known and understood by literally everyone, even those who didn't care, in the 6th. You may think an ad campaign is the same thing as a true social movement but I don't. Like I said, only someone reading articles about the great console wars of the past would think anyone truly gave a shit beyond corporate suits and a few weird autists.
>>737922843Why have three grip positions when you can have one?Not to mention analog movement.
>>737925437Nintendo didn't have the dual analogs to steal from.
>>737925546Post birth certificate faggot
>>737925617>came out later>desperate attempt to copy Nintendo's successful joystick>uncomfortable as fuckYeah, you're really proving something here
And? Go back to playing PS
>>737925597Ok.
>>737925617>no inverse rodney gripDropped
>>737925717Dude, just take a break or something.
>>73792568186
>>737926089Meant for >>737919541
>>737919541>Refuse to play by your rules in your path
>>737919541Made Duke 64, Turok fun to play.
Is today Controller Day?
>>737926158Holy shit, it's a 40 year old boomer! I thought you people left for IRC chats long ago!
>>737925015Lol I will say this against the N64 controller, they completely misjudged just how quickly 2D games would become a shunned taboo for the next ten years when designing it. Ironically it was their own game Mario 64 that made "All 3D all the time" the law of the land for every console.
>>737926532Sure looks like it.
>>737925617>oneironic considering dualshocks from PS1 through the PS3 era are the only controller brand that forces you to use two different grip positions depending on if you're using dual analog or d-pad becauae of their dogshit stick placement while every other brand has a seamless transition with one grip.
>>737925617Literally created in response to the N64 controller.
>>737926158Thanks for your concession
>>737926549Yo, I use /vr/ but occasionally visit here
>>737926662It's an upgrade.
>>737925617>>737926662>YoU HAvE aN aNALoG StICk, We hAVE TwO!!!!Literally responsible for the death of consoles and modern game design. Dual analog controls are shit and games should not have pretended that the player can constantly adjust the camera with an analog stick without ruining the game.>Sudden introduction of potential steep angles or other inconvenient angles during gameplay means that consoles need to use significantly more expensive graphical effects or risk looking like dogshit constantly>Game needs to be significantly less complex in terms of movement and inputs because the player is busy LARPing with an inaccurate input
>>737927218So you're saying the right analog should've been more of a pointing stick?
>>737927218Fuck off
>>737919541fuck you
>>737927218Dual analog setup was on N64 with the middle scheme in this pic>>737922843
>>737927641You sound like a keyboardonly.
>>737926789then thanks for the confession, sperg.
>>737927394Sneed
>>737927794ExplainI got the N64 on release and still have it hooked up to a CRT
>>737919541I never had a problem with my own, but for some reason every one of my friends had limp broken joysticks on their controllers. I don't know what they were doing to them.
>>737928145You equate a buttons-stick scheme to a stick-stick scheme. Who does that if not a person who doesn’t know the difference between analog movement and digital movement?
>>737927074I would hope so, it came out a year later.
>>737928246mine would always randomly drift, but it basically only ever happened on smash bros
>>7379231324 > 2 > 1 > 3
>>737926351Viable for Crusin' USA
>>737920023Come on dude. The N64 controller was and is shit.
>>737928862Not really no. It was the best controller on the market when it launched.
>>737919541From the looks of that analog stick, your thumb will have an awful time. Is it more comfortable than it appears?
>>737928254A Dpad plus analog has a similar setup to modern dual analog controls
>>737928862Wrong. Dual sticks had yet to be conceived on a major console, and for a single-stick design it worked very well by allowing multiple control schemes across different genres: Stick + buttons for platformers and adventure games, Dpad + 6 button layout for fighting games, and Dpad + stick + Z trigger for FPS and on-rail shooters. It certainly was a bit of an awkward design, but I think it did the job very well considering the time period.
>>737920023It literally got gigamogged by Sony less than a year later when they made a dual-stick version of the PS controller. Any and all defences of the N64 controller are Nintendo-kid nostalgiacope, it's an ergonomic disaster and, furthermore, only has one fucking stick meaning N64 games couldn't have manual camera control which is absolutely crippling for 3D games. It's dogshit, period.
>>737929176It’s fine if a little stiff
>>7379294581.Needing two sticks was fucking obvious, NIntendo was retarded for thinking you only needed one.2. The placement of the stick and distortion of the form factor as a result of that makes it awkward as fuck to use..I really feel like this "it was the best at the time" argument relies on people not knowing the timeline. The N64 launched June of '96, the first dual stick PS controller was launched April of '97. In less than a year it was catastrophically obsolete.
>>737929529>it's an ergonomic disasterNo, that would be every sony controller from PS1 through PS4. None of them actually fit your hand. It's so fucking weird. >only has one fucking stick meaning N64 games couldn't have manual camera control which is absolutely crippling for 3D games.The fuck is this revisionist logic? There was maybe 3 games that used dual analog control schemes before Halo on Xbox. Dumbfuck kid, you weren't born when N64 launched.
>>737929680>None of them actually fit your handThere's something wrong with your hands, they fit mine perfectly
>>737919541I remember the stick being so bad. That thing had no resistance to it.
>>737919541It seemed okay. I definitely liked the PS1/PS2 controller better. Gamecube was some autist shit. When Xbox 1 controller came out, and I saw how retardedly huge it was to accomodate the primate-like grip of the normie man/jock/chad/etc who had always bullied me : I knew that's when gaming was over. And after Xbox 1 came out and every Chud was now all about video games and Halo : that's when Flash gaming had its nature stolen by Mobile gaming.I'm glad to see another resurgence of indie gaming on the PC front, nurturing the starved, deprived, depraved, console gamers from video games that are made to actually entertain them and not just extract money from them.Burn corpo shit.
>>737929621>.Needing two sticks was fucking obvious, NIntendo was retarded for thinking you only needed one.No. Sony and Sega were fucking retarded for thinking you needed zero. And then sony only using 1 when they had 2.
>>737919541
>>737929965>indieshill
>>737919541all controllers are gay-coded to get you used to gripping dicks
the 64 controller looks and feels good i have never understood the shit it gets. the only change i would make is sharpening the handles so you could spin it really fast and throw it like a trident for an opening attack against a opponent. like a trident.
8bitdo made an N64 controller thats actually comfortable and has 2.4g wireless
>>737929734not him but as someone who has never been even 5 pounds overweight, the ps2 controller has always felt uncomfortable hold like its too tiny. feels bad in the palms and like there isnt enough width to hold. anything longer than a half hour or anything where its a fast paced action game just doesnt feel good. if you hold the controller up to other controllers you can see its indeed smaller.
>>737929801Sounds like you got a busted oneIt’s really tight when new
Correct. I'd never even wipe my ass with an N64 controller.
step aside twink faggots
People still don't know 1.2 for shooters was amazing, worked perfectly and is still the closest console analogy to mouse and keyboard
>>737933347wtf is that the thing thats halfway through this comic? its real?https://imgur.com/gallery/RoS7nY6
>>737933608what in god's holy name did you just make me read
>>737933747
are any of these 64-like controllers decent or am i better off just getting an NSO 64 controller?
>>737929621>Needing two sticks was fucking obviousHoly mother of hindsight judgment. How would you feel if you hadn't eaten breakfast?
true thats why we got this for the emulator
>>737934016biggest problem I had was the stick being only 4 directional on cheaper knockoffs, functionally just a dpadthe one youre posting has no issues
>>737920654The D pad was the default. The Joystick was a successful experiment.
>>737926532The Steam controller really broke consolefags.
Nintendies defending this dogshit while shtting on the DualShock, which invented the dual stick layout used by all controllers to this fucking day, is peak retrofaggotry. It wasnt better, it isnt better, youre just attached to the N64 from your childhood and feel unable to admit anything about it, including its goofy ass controller, was bad.
>>737939938No one is shitting on the DualShock fanboyThey’re saying it was made as a response to the N64 later in its gen
>>737939938DualShock was awful too. Unless you have tiny jap hands.
