[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/v/ - Video Games


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1767862171696308.jpg (78 KB, 640x631)
78 KB
78 KB JPG
Now what else can I add to my game? Ah yes. Roguelike elements.
>>
>>737924898
For me, it's a room where I can decorate with items I get. Gets me every fucking time
>>
>>737924945
>polutes the item drop pool with useless decoration
nah it's gay and you're retarded
>>
File: 1760193380818296.jpg (189 KB, 1080x1062)
189 KB
189 KB JPG
Give me fishing and I'll play your game even if it's a RPGmaker slop game
>>
File: bong.jpg (112 KB, 640x684)
112 KB
112 KB JPG
>>737924898
>You know what this game needs? Weapon durability.
>>
The game needs to be built with roguelite elements in mind from square 0. If you add it in later, of course you have a shit game.

This is a real roguelite
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2707980/PUNK/
>>
File: 1601851225267.jpg (9 KB, 189x250)
9 KB
9 KB JPG
does it still count as roguelike elements if you were doing a straight up roguelike in the first place, but you came up with non-rogue mechanics and didn't want to limit what your game could be?
>>
>>737924898
Pineapple on pizza is actually good. They absorb the tomato sauce and taste like tomato. Why not just put tomato on pizza instead? I can't answer that.
>>
>>737925140
japan trying to call out anyone else for garbage food is pretty funny
>>
>>737925563
Japan has good snack food
UK does not
Both have horrendous general food but there is a clear winner between the two
>>
>>737925550
Hating hawaiian pizza is a really weird forced reddit meme. I don't even know why it happened. It's a staple topping in every normal pizza shop or restaurant.
>>
>>737925348
only if that is made clear from the beginning
>>
>>737925630
>forced reddit meme
It predates reddit by decades, which is why you don't know why it happened; you're a kid.
>>
>>737924898
For me it's Swedish pizza with peanuts, curry an bananas or a pizza with french fries on it with salad
>>
>>737925563
brit food is actual slop
>>
>pvp focused genre
>game gets flooded with wholesome chungus narwhal bacon gamer dads
>they bitch and moan until the devs cave and steer towards pve focus
>>
>>737925550
a lot of people who like tomato sauce hate actual tomatoes. personally, I'm pretty sure most people who say they hate pineapple on pizza have either never actually had it, or are just faggy redditors who are pretending like they're in on some epic in-joke, like those faggots who say birds aren't real and they're just government drones. LE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT XDDD
>>
>>737925667
>the meme existed before reddit stole it, therefore it isn't reddit faggotry!!!
i bet you don't even know where rage comics came from.
>>
>>737925630
You know what else used to be a staple pizza topping? Anchovies.
>>
>>737924979
>the decorations just need already existing items to be made
checkmate, atheists
>>
>>737925775
From rage
>>
>>737925689
as is jap food, what's your point?
>>737925595
>snack food
nigger nobody gives a shit about that
>>
>>737924898
>alola moment
>>
File: 1776857052554523.jpg (225 KB, 1001x1024)
225 KB
225 KB JPG
>>737925630
>>737925716
I hate that people just think you're memeing when you say you hate hawaiian pizza.
Meat, cheese, bread and tomato sauce is a classic flavor. I don't need you to throw some chunk of really sweet and tangy shit in the middle of all that to fuck up the flavor profile.
>>
>>737925667
Bullshit, you disingenuous faggot. I've been alive for 40 years and nobody hated or dissed pineapple on pizza until the most recent 15 or so.
>>
>>737925840
Did they piss on this hippo?
>>
File: ihatenewfiletypes.jpg (14 KB, 271x186)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
>>737925782
anchovies, whatever happened there..
>>
>>737925775
Out of some retard's ass
And I don't get this argument
>retard on /mlp/ invents some autistic furfag shit
>it breaks containment to other boards
>20 years later people defend it as if that furfag shit suddenly isn't gay shit which doesn't belong here
like you're LITERALLY doing this right now
>>
File: images.jpg (31 KB, 398x502)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
>>737925782
>>737925894
I remember when I use to work at Pizza Hut a long ass time ago, we had one box of anchovies just in case someone ordered it
>>
>>737925840
Now describe why you like pizza without using buzzwords like flavor.
>>
>hmmmm we should add some story cutscenes so the player knows what his motivation is
>>
>this game needs a platforming section
>But this isn't a platforming game
>Makes it a long, precise platforming section
>>
File: 1717025103924229.jpg (6 KB, 250x237)
6 KB
6 KB JPG
>>737926063
>buzzwords like flavor
>>
>>737926063
>buzzwords like flavor
>>
>>737925782
>>737926034
Reminds me of when I ordered anchovy pizza from a local place. I could tell they were old-ass anchovies, probably on a shelf for years, and they removed them from the toppings menu the next time I ordered.
We used to be a real country, where I could order my nasty fish pizza from any restaurant in the nation.
>>
>>737925550
you and/or your local pizzeria has a skill issue
>>
>>737926707
>thin crust
>>
File: 1756536793380483.jpg (293 KB, 1578x2048)
293 KB
293 KB JPG
I know, I'll build the whole combat system around a parry mechanic.
>>
>>737925809
that's actually oishi though (oishi means delicious)
>>
File: IMG_20251129_225848.jpg (2.6 MB, 4096x2304)
2.6 MB
2.6 MB JPG
>>737926707
Why you Ameritards have no idea how good poza taste like?
You like
>Cake Pizza
>Cardboard Pizza
>Burnt crust Pizza
>Big slice no flavor Pizza
>Chemically made cheese Pizza
>Disgusting toppings with a lot of "vegetable oil" Pizza
>More bread with my Pizza made of bread, and also DIPPING SAUCE
Wtf is wrong with you?
Come to Italy and taste real good pizza, we have different variants too.
>>
>>737927482
>mmm i love burnt paper thin crust
do euros really?
>>
File: 1290479012213.png (321 KB, 800x449)
321 KB
321 KB PNG
>Let me guess. You need more?
>>
>>737924898
Growing up in the 90s Hawaiian pizza was common at all pizza places, then suddenly 20 years later everyone freaks out like it's a new idea. Is it a zoomer meme? Why is everyone baffled by it? It's a Mandela effect to me man
>>
>>737927482
I went to Italy and the pizza sucked. Greek food is much better
>>
>>737927621
In Sweden it's on of the most popular and common pizzas
>>
>>737927482
Do you fight over who gets the single big blob of che'ase?
>>
>>737927482
Kill yourself and take that awful charcoal pizza with you nigger.
>>
>>737927621
this but onions latte and avocado toast. they're not in touch with their feminine side and get insecure over the lamest non-issues.
>>
File: GVB3vWqXgAAMJ2l.png (2.04 MB, 2000x2000)
2.04 MB
2.04 MB PNG
>>737925563
Japans food is really good though and cheap where as the UKs is not great and expensive. Probably won't go back unless there's another wololo
>>
>>737927482
Your pasta is better
>>
File: Untitled.png (723 KB, 1998x1998)
723 KB
723 KB PNG
>>737927591
>>
>>737925563
chinks and indians shouldn't talk shit to their superiors. Japanese food is clean unlike yours.
>>
>>737925840
blue cheese and pineapple, based combination enjoyer, we call it "Americana" around here to piss off both Americans and Italians at the same time..
>>
Been over a decade but when I went to Japan the food was really really cheap and nice, which suprised me because everyone said that traveling to Japan was expensive.
The only expensive part was the plane ticket, and I traveled to Tokyo which I can only expect is the most expensive place to be at as well.
>>
>>737927591
the heat of the rice cooks the egg
>>
>>737927482
Don't blame us for our pizza, the greasy wops you first sent here were the ones who didn't know how to cook.
>>
>>737927964
>indians
Are Indian street vendors threads still a thing? They use to pop up on /v/ all the time a while back
>>
>>737928040
I occasionally see them on /gif/ or /wsg/
>>
>>737928040
probably on /gif/ and /pol/
>>
>>737926063
lmao
>>
File: codost.jpg (188 KB, 954x705)
188 KB
188 KB JPG
i hate card mechanics
just make normal fucking buttons
that and reach the end of a linear map with different routes
>>
File: IMG_1623.jpg (29 KB, 710x388)
29 KB
29 KB JPG
>>737925713
>wholesome chungus narwhal bacon gamer dads
>>
>>737927964
>it's shit on purpose
>>
File: I Am Going To Make It.jpg (79 KB, 640x640)
79 KB
79 KB JPG
>>737925840
>>737925716
the real controversial topping is anchovies
its the most hit or miss topping I've personally seen
I love 'em but everyone else in my family hates them
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
https://youtu.be/LlORfF81ZHM?si=fnqYfY9vMvdgPai7
>>
>>737924979
simply add a decoration shop and also allow you to display functional and repurchase key items or consumable boss rewards
there's more than one solution than 'loot table'
>>
>>737925593
European food in general is pretty good, try eating outside your government-mandated food despensaries
>>
>>737926063
>buzzwords like flavor.
lmao
also texture, nutritional content, temporal versatility, and longevity
>>
Pineapple is only ok when there's also ham and jalapenos.
Roguelike elements are only acceptable when there's also simultaneous turns and no no metaprogression.
>>
File: 1754234221201305.jpg (473 KB, 966x909)
473 KB
473 KB JPG
I don't care what anyone says, this meme is 100% true
>>
>>737928178
>that and reach the end of a linear map with different routes
this roguelike concept is cancer
but any dungeon with only one exit could be considered linear with multiple routes, so while I think I know what you're taking about, I have to disagree with how you've worded it.
>>
File: 5737535929.png (1.75 MB, 1500x1061)
1.75 MB
1.75 MB PNG
..someone said "pizza".
>>
>>737929387
Tldr left is best
>>
>>737929387
In my country you have to pay extra in most pizza places to have it cut
>>
File: homemade.jpg (2.6 MB, 1800x4000)
2.6 MB
2.6 MB JPG
I've been learning how to make pizza since some months ago. It's far easier than expected and taste far better than any industrial cancer powered shit you can buy.
>>
>>737925094

So FF15 and Ocarina of Time
>>
>>737929474
That's weird. Reminds me of how Scandinavians use that one Jew app to nickel and dime each other for stupid shit. Like, if one invites another over to their house for dinner, the person who drives charges the host for gas money while they're expected to sit in another room like a cuck while the host eats with his family.
>>
>>737924898
>pineapple on pizza
>roguelike elements
Both are good.
>>
>>737925550
Pineapple is good when you have something to counterbalance the intense sweetness. Like the acidity in tomato sauce. But it needs to a good thick base, not the thinnest of spreads you get at some places. Then you add some hot peppers and you have a nice sweet heat going on. It's why I'm fond of pineapple in my chili
>>
>>737929546
>blue cheese.
>souls like.
>>
>>737924979
You don't have a soul.
>>
File: anchovies.jpg (2.22 MB, 1800x4000)
2.22 MB
2.22 MB JPG
The dough tastes absolute great, and you can add any ingredient you like.
>>
>>737929535
>while they're expected to sit in another room like a cuck while the host eats with his family.
This only happens to black people. In Sweden eating with the family is kind of "family" time and if your kid has a friend over it is expected that they will eat at home with their own family later.
Immigrants don't understand this culture in Sweden and think it's because of racism or something, or they probably don't even have family dinner time like the rest of the country.

If the kid is staying over late or have a sleep over they of course get food like everyone else. And we're not wasteful here when making food and plan our dinners so we can't just make extra food every single day for shit like this.
>>
>>737924945
customization in general is troon coded biglu thoughie...
>>
>>737926606
Anchovys are delicious though
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737924898
Deckbuilding. This shit is as horrible as sports games, why would I want YET ANOTHER deckbuilding game when i could just play with real cards or tabletop simulator?

I play videogames for the chance to experience entertainment that leverages the medium but these people want to replace everything with fucking pokemon
>>
>>737929626
My only experience with that culture is from what I've seen on /ck/. I'm glad you guys aren't total shitlords.
Here in Burgerland, when we invite someone over, that almost always includes food and drink for them.
>>
File: IMG_3687.jpg (317 KB, 1920x1440)
317 KB
317 KB JPG
>act like it's the most delicious meal one could hope to have in every piece of media around
>it's just rice and sea weed
Why are they like this
>>
>>737929735
The thing here in Sweden is that your kids usually just bring home a friend from school at total random. So those visits are unexpected (yet still totally ok). But if the visit is planned beforehand and they will stay over for a longer period of course they get food like everyone else.
And you also get food at school in Sweden, so at around 12:00 your kids have already had a full meal and then they are home at like 15:00-16:00 and dinner happens later time at which point your kids friend is usually home by then and eating with their own family.
>>
>>737927482
why the fuck is there a massive blob of uncooked mozzarella in the middle of that pizza?
>>
>>737929809
>pretending to dislike rice just to be an annoying faggot on the internet
Why are YOU like this?
>>
>>737929498
Those look great.
>>
>>737929809
>>737929883
I just bought some "japanese" rice to make riceballs and also forms for it. Any tips of a good filling for them?
>>
>>737929883
Where did I say I dislike it? The point is that it's just fucking rice but they act like every bike makes them cum or something
>>
>>737929809
Why do your doughnuts have rice and seaweed on them?
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
File: idort face.png (9 KB, 127x98)
9 KB
9 KB PNG
>>737929387
I like both.
>>
>>737929883
i dont dislike rice but you cannot say that unseasoned rice tastes delicious. its bland as fuck. not bad, not good either. its purely something to put in your stomach and nothing else
>>
>>737929809
There's also supposed to be a filling
Anyways, good rice is unironically great, the rest is just overacting everything in anime
>>
>>737928527
I
AM
GOING
TO
MAKE
IT
>>737929014
BRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
>>
>>737930057
The sticky rice used for sushi and rice balls isn't unseasoned though. That's why it's sweet.
>>
>>737929957
Can't go wrong with salmon if you're unsure.
>>
the best 'za i've ever eaten was
>cookie dough
>ketchup and mayo
>the cheapest sausage
>lots of burger cheese slices
>some leftover pineapple
>>
>>737930132
ive only had sushi a few times and maybe two rice balls ever and they were not sweet in the slightest
>>
File: mirin.jpg (177 KB, 732x2560)
177 KB
177 KB JPG
You mirin brah?
>>
>>737930163
t. stoner
>>
>>737924898
Ham+Pineapple is too mild
Pepperoni+Pineapple is way better
>>
>>737929957
You got scammed, the best rice is American
>>
>>737930293
TRVKE
you can't just say that though, my word
>>
>>737930293
You need a certain rice to make rice balls as it needs to stick together. And yes I think it's from America but just said "Japanese" because its the kind of rice they use
>>
>>737930293
calling something 'the best rice' is exactly the kind of shit I'd expect from an american
>>
>>737924898
Make it a metroidvania for no reason
>>
File: 1457558341876.png (303 KB, 542x511)
303 KB
303 KB PNG
>>737926063
>Buzzwords like Flavor
Bitch, what else are you looking for in a pizza, its fucking Corpulence?
>>
>>737924898
>motion blur
>film grain
>head bobbing
>depth of field
No
>>
File: no.png (540 KB, 603x955)
540 KB
540 KB PNG
>I like this game and am going to mod it!
>>
File: puke comp.png (806 KB, 1300x417)
806 KB
806 KB PNG
>that one time we got salty pizza
It looked like frozen, discount dogshit, to boot. Except it wasn't. We saw them cook the whole thing. I don't know how you fuck up that bad.
I wanted to think it was a mistake, but last year I went to the same place again, since nowhere else was open close by, and they did the same shit.
I couldn't even taste a single ingredient.
>>
>>737924945
Every single [modded] Terraria playthrough I fall down the 'collect all paintings' hole.
Every goddamn time.
One nice thing about 'em is that you actually have to go out of your way to collect them and they don't pollute any of the loot pools.
>>
>>737925840
Pineapple is good to balance savory flavors. It's the ham and pineaopple combop that ruins it.

Both are sweet and as a result overpoer the other flavors. Bonus points if it's a shitty sweet sauce like Papa John's uses.
>>
>>737930671
what do you mean by salty pizza? isnt most pizza a little salty by default?
>>
>>737924898
White Knuckle would be a perfect game for me if it wasn't built around the retarded roguelite premise.
Devs don't balance hazards in the slightest since that prolongs the playtime and gets them meme reactions on trooncord.
>>
>>737925593
being antiwhite rots the soul anon
>>
>>737930754
Given his inability to eat it I assume he means "as salty as the ocean" and not "seasoned with salt".
>>
>>737927482
>bitches about burnt crust
>post burnt crust, AND burnt toppings
Way to prove a point fag
>>
File: 1756766634765273.jpg (222 KB, 1482x1205)
222 KB
222 KB JPG
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737930718
Don’t put honeyglazed ham on your pizza then retard. Use a salty ham, or bacon.
>>
>>737930993
Exactly. I do not exaggerate when I say it was like edible salt water, though calling it edible is being too kind.
>>
>>737929498
would eat both solo/10.
great job
>>
>Ahh, yes my perfectly constructed levels are ready. There may be a short maze section that had one path loop you back to the start, but thats easily figured out once you realize this, one or two tries tops i bet.
>And there is a guard that tells you not to go upstairs (where you need to go) but you play as an assassin with numerous abilities to bypass this guard so surely the player will ignore his words and progress just fine, absolutely its so obvious!
Now to just pass it through these modern playtesters...
>>
>>737931370
what a stupid fucking cunt holy shit I'm mad
>>
>>737931370
Why are the women laughing and that shit and filming?
>>
>>737930372
Facts are facts. The best games are Japanese, the best pizza is Italian, and the best rice is grown exclusively in the United States.
>>
>>737929809
>Eaten as a snack or picnic food
>act like it's the most delicious meal one could hope to have
You niggers try so fucking hard to look retarded
>>
>>737931370
women are worthless
>>
>>737931503
Eat your rice balls faggot, you'll figure it out eventually I'm sure
>>
What's the mozarella di bufala of game mechanics?

>>737929809
A good tuna mayo should make you CUM from your vagina mouth
>>
>>737929498
Homemade pizza is delicious.
>>
>>737931439
>Facts are facts
>States opinions
Cute!
>>
>>737930050
ur not an idort anon
>>
Where do I get good cheese for making pizza? Supermarket mozarella is shite.
>>
>>737931370
>>737931413
>>737931426
>>737931520
Those pizza boxes are empty.
>>
The de-facto best pizza toppings are as follows:
1. Anchovies
2. Fried eggplants
3. Sun-dried tomatoes
4. Mushrooms
5. Onions
6. Green peppers
7. Spinach
8. Mozzarella
9.Black Olives
10. Artichoke hearts
You know I'm right.
>>
>>737924898
unironically good idea
>>
>>737931520
Worse. They are a liability.
>>
File: 1754799356993404.jpg (154 KB, 616x662)
154 KB
154 KB JPG
I just had one of these
>>
>>737932579
nigga, you missing garlic
it is absolutely key to great pizza
also, those onions better be red onions
>>
File: 1658527293395.png (349 KB, 594x475)
349 KB
349 KB PNG
>>737926063
>buzzwords like flavor
put me in screencap
>>
>>737929809
I like rice, especially with certain meals, but I think it's pretty bland on its own. Like any good white supremacist, I'm with an Asian girl, and it is fucking everything to her. She will load rice into a tupperware container and take it into a nice restaurant if they don't serve it. It's their "bread". That part I don't quite relate to. You won't catch me bringing bread and buns if we go eat Chinese.
>>
>>737932620
>hyperprocessed ultraslop
there are faster ways to kill yourself that don't taste like preservatives
>>
File: 1686599581866160.jpg (383 KB, 1918x2163)
383 KB
383 KB JPG
>>737926063
it's another vehicle for delivering cheese and cured meats into my body
>>
>>737932579
You, sir, have a great taste.
>>
>>737932742
>You won't catch me bringing bread and buns if we go eat Chinese
>so-called "white supremacist"
Assert dominance by making rice sandwiches, faggot.
>>
>>737932579
you also forgot basil. how else are you gonna make a margherita?
>>
>>737932579
0. Shrooms (Chanterelle)
1. Shrooms (Others)
2. Mozzarella
3. Manzo slices (+cream and onions if you're in the mountains)
4. Anchovies
5. Tuna
6. Prosciutto
7. Salame and Peperoncino
>>
>>737932689
Garlic's in #11, and obviously. Red onions are the best in general.
>>
>>737932842
>Chanterelle
Goddamn, anon over here eating $250 pizza.
>>
>>737932916
Chanterelles are free if you know where to find them.
>>
>>737926063
>Bread
Good
>Tomato sauce
Good
>Cheese
Good
>Meat
Good
>Bread & Tomato sauce & Cheese & Meat
GOOD!!
>>
>>737925593
British people can't even speak english. Somehow, they're the least white white people in existence.
>>
File: 1770488024970848.jpg (76 KB, 482x475)
76 KB
76 KB JPG
>>737924898
Procedural generation*
>>
>>737933089
Americans can't pronounce squirrel.
They call it a "SKWEARL".
>>
>>737933343
as opposed to skwer-ell?
>>
>>737927482
even the places that hand make their dough have roughly circular pizza. italian pizza looks like they threw playdoh on the sidewalk and decided whatever shape it took was good enough. pizza that looks like this makes it look unprofessional and therefore likely shit
>>
>>737929883
I think he means rice balls. It's literally just rice. You could eat it in a bowl with chicken or beans in it and seasoning and it would probably taste better
>>
>>737924898
godd dude I laughed at this so long
>>
>>737929474
they have literal curved pizza blades you can use to cut it in like 5 seconds, why would that ever require charging more
>>
File: file.png (877 KB, 568x640)
877 KB
877 KB PNG
>>737932434
retard
>>
>>737926063
you got those retards good anon
>>
>>737931370
>>737931426
>why are a bunch of people filming a guy carrying pizza
its likely fake but if it's not, and I didn't pay for the pizza, I would literally just leave and let them deal with it.
>>
>>737925809
Looks indian
>>
>>737929362
>cheap
Not anymore lol. Would you like to finance these two mediums, goy?
>>
>>737927665
Agree. Went last year expecting to be blown away by the pizza but it wasn't particularly special
>>
>>737935017
retards with some sort of "sports team" mentality will always claim that food is the best wherever it was originally made, but for the most part that's bullshit. you can make good food anywhere and you don't need to have whatever color hands the original makers did either. i've had plenty of good mexican food that was made by some fat white guy.
>>
are there any fps roguelikes?
>>
>>737935361
Holy shit bro theres like 50 of them and I'm only going to tell you Gunfire as steam has a search option.
>>
File: brave_KTve76RNx5.png (1007 KB, 639x629)
1007 KB
1007 KB PNG
>>737924898
Now what else can I add to my game? Ah yes. Souls-like combat.
>>
>>737925563
What new form of gaslighting is this?
>>
>>737935361
seconding that other anon there are a shitload but gunfire reborn is great
>>
>>737925689
That's not a real meal. I've never seen this in my life. It vaguely resembles bangers and mash, but wtf is that green shit?
>>
>>737933343
CHUNA
>>
File: header_alt_assets_9.jpg (47 KB, 460x215)
47 KB
47 KB JPG
>>737935562
>>737935431
searching on steam I found this one, it looks interesting, did any of you ever try it?
>>
>>737932579
I'll never understand people who dislike mushrooms, it's like they've only ever eaten them raw straight out of the dirt.
>>
>>737935658
Looks like mushy peas, another britbong specialty. You can buy it by the can for pennies on the dollar.
>>
>>737927482
mmmm yes one pizza with a extra large glob of cum right in the middle of it please
>>
>>737932579
>anchovies

I'm ok with pineapple, but that shit is just nasty.
>>
>>737935925
haven't played it but the words 'Single player extraction shooter' kept appearing in the reviews so im not into it
>>
>>737929387
I have never heard an American pronounce "pizza" as "pee-zah" except for people born prior to WWII.
>>
>>737930718
I usually get pizza with ham, ananas and shrimp
>>
>>737925782
I order the anchovie pizza from antico's because the faggot behind the counter smugly said "you do realize what this is right? Yes faggot it is your best pizza choke on a cock.
It is just bread sauce and fish, best god damn thing they make.
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737925593
You are incorrect and stupid.
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737933343
What the fuck is a "squirrel"? Do you mean tree rats?
>>
>>737929809
its just basically
>rice
>:(((
>rice (japan)
>:D
>>
>>737925689
>one (1) sausage
>mushy peas with sausage
>school dinner mashed potato
>nothing else
This is what AI thinks a british meal looks like.
>>
>>737930163
you will never amount to anything
>>
Here's what I like on my pizza.
>tomato base
>ham
>cheddar cheese
>onion
>mushroom
>capsicum
>pineapple
>anchovies
>salami
Let me guess. I need less?
>>
>>737930718
>ham is sweet
Amerilard moment
>>
>>737924898
I do Pineapple and Pepperoni. They balance each other out way better than default Hawaiian with the "Canadian Bacon". Fuck I hate those ham circles. Never found them good on pizza.
>>
>>737934194
Caring about irrelevant things isn't "professionalism", it's mental illness.
>>
>>737937235
>I need less
Yes. 3 toppings max.
>>
>>737935925
I tried the demo during a Next-fest. It's still up, so give it a go.
In my opinion, it wasn't great, levels were pretty small and enemies were just kind of a pain to fight
>>
>>737925782
Sardines and anchovies on pizza are both good fish has a salty taste that compliments the pizza. I do not fucking get pineapple on pizza why do you want something cold and sweet in the middle of your cheese I don’t fucking get it
>>
>>737934994
Japanese Curry is sweet and savory, like a sweeter roast stew
Indian curry is just spice nonsense
>>
>>737925782
Anchovies are just another salted meat like pepperonis. People would like it better if it was shaped in a more attractive form like ronis or sausage.
>>
>>737925094
based fishing enjoyer
>>
>>737925094
I bet you love FFXIV then with all it's legendary fish based on weather
>>
>>737925563
weebs having a melty kek
>>
The problem isn't roguelike element, it's randomized factor and meta progression being classified as modern roguelite.
>>
>>737924898
Good, now add a female anthro protagonist and I will buy your game.
>>
>>737925689
I would still eat beans on toast over Indian street food.
>>
>>737929850
It's clearly burrata.
>>
File: fesh and cheps brew.png (33 KB, 520x390)
33 KB
33 KB PNG
>>737940156
>marmite and chip sandwich
God, those kiwis disturb me sometimes.
>>
>>737929850
>uncooked mozzarella
>mozzarella
>cooked
I- do you even know what mozzarella is?
That's just fucking mozzarella. YOU FUCKING EAT IT. WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU DO WITH IT.
>>
>>737927964
>clean
Japanese food is literally just slime of varying consistencies. They don’t even cook their fish.
>>
>>737940448
never heard of it
>>737940484
yeah, its cheese. something you cook on top of a pizza until it melts. dont tell me youre an elitist italian who thinks he knows what pizza "really" is
>>
>>737932579
BASED strong taste enjoyer
>>
>>737924898
Ananas is fucking delicious thoughbeit.
>>
File: images.jpg (7 KB, 225x225)
7 KB
7 KB JPG
>>737940583
>cheese
>you cook
You stupid nigger you have no fucking IDEA what you're talking about.
FIRST: chese on a pizza is not cooked, but simply melted.
SECOND: MOZZARELLA IS JUST THAT. A BALL OF FUCKING CHEESE. YOU FUCKING GRAB IT, OR YOU SLICE IT, AND YOU EAT IT.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG IN PUTTING IT ON TOP AFTER THE OVEN. JUST LIKE YOU DO WITH PROSCIUTTO, BASIL LEAVES OR EVEN FUCKING.
DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
PORCO DIO NEGRO E BASTARDO.
>>
>>737941071
hmm. elitist italian. unfortunate.
>>
>>737925593
Jeet
>>
File: rpgnumberbloatshit.png (257 KB, 622x320)
257 KB
257 KB PNG
>>737924898
Pointless RPG elements that make no sense other than to pad the game and add a false sense of progression
>What's that, you stabbed this man right in the jugular in this game called Assassins Creed? Well unfortunately my friend, you did not have quite enough Assassination Damageâ„¢ so you're now in combat! Hehe tough luck pal!

Also Micro(penis)troonsACKtions of any kind, fuck off with that shit
>>
File: 17329553080364962.png (109 KB, 277x334)
109 KB
109 KB PNG
>>737926063
>Now describe why you like pizza without using buzzwords like flavor.
>>
>>737941109
what is it about pizza that makes italians sperg out so much? you dont really see this with other cultures and their food
>>
File: jo52c7gpikyd1.png (536 KB, 1080x870)
536 KB
536 KB PNG
Then he'll find a power-up.
It'll be a choice between 3 bonuses from a big random pool
And it's possible that they'll all be bad!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>
>>737925563
I have been in Japan, and the food was consistently the best thing about the experience. The rest could be good or disappointing, but the food was just always consistently tasty. It's the main reason I want to go there again.
Admittedly, I don't travel to other countries much, so it's possible the food culture in my country (and the few I have traveled to besides Japan) is just uniquely shit. But considering everybody praises Japanese food worldwide anyway, I trust my judgement here.
>>
>>737941071
>elitist italian
>he's the one going "the fuck is that blob of mozzarella doing up there" and dictating what to do with it while not knowing what mozzarella is
THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU, RONALD
>>
>>737925782
anchovies, capers and black olives is the GOAT pizza topping by far
t. italian
>>
>>737941532
Italians and the french are incredibly arrogant when it comes to their food.
>>
>>737941681
Meant for >>737941332
>>
File: 1566609976180.jpg (88 KB, 750x766)
88 KB
88 KB JPG
>>737939242
>cold
nigga you're supposed to bake the ingredients in the oven, not put them on after
>>
>>737927482
ital*an """pizza""" is the works kind. You can't change my mind.
>>
>>737924898
I like pineapple on pizza. Sweet and savory will be amazing combinations. Pineapple has little tang to it, so it has that nice little punch. The real heretical thing to say is could achieve that with other fruit that people universally don't belong on pizza, like mandarin oranges. I'll try it one day. It will be delicious but I likely refuse to do the sinful behavior again.
>>737929387
It reminds of a youtube channel that gave americanized chinese to both old and young people from china. The old people loved it and basically said they would rather eat that. The young people were being stuffy about how they ruined their cultural dishes with corn syrup.

I've had both, I enjoy both. Let's just say there is a reason that americanized pizza became the global standard, It is vastly superior.
>>
Amerimutts will tell you British food sucks and then go on to eat exclusively mexislop.
>>
>>737942291
brits don't season they food.
>>
>>737942393
ummmmm ever heard of tikka masala, sweaty?
>>
Brits know their shit when it comes to tea time pastries.
>>
>>737931426
because all woman are psychopaths
>>
>>737940156
>Yerushalmi Kugel
It's disgusting. It's like cake but too sweet (way too much sugar and cinnamon) and also made of super-condensed pasta. I don't think I've ever seen it sold at a restaurant though, it is pretty niche.
anyway,
>The problem isn't roguelike element, it's randomized factor and meta progression being classified as modern roguelite.
why is it a problem? its just a name to describe what mechanics are in the game and to highlight that they are (supposedly) a major focus of the game's design; the main focus being on repeated attempts rather than a singular journey, with each attempt being substantially different, and not due the player's choices but rather due to random factors.
if the genre\tag was "randomized" it wouldn't describe it well enough because it lacks the repeated attempts aspect. if it had "meta progression" together with "randomness" then it would be enough to describe the genre, but that's a mouthful when you are trying to pitch your game with a catchy youtube title.
>>
>>737925550
Who gives a fuck, American style pizza is already a bastardization, why not bastardize it further
>>
>>737941332
see>>737942103
>there is a reason that americanized pizza became the global standard, It is vastly superior.
>>
File: 1489727162813.jpg (73 KB, 600x534)
73 KB
73 KB JPG
>>737940156
>blodpalt
Is that supposed to be veripalttu?
Doesn't deserve such low rating but the dish pictured looks like it's prepared by someone from helsinki so it most likely tastes like shit.
If someone tries to serve you blodpalt as if it's some fancy restaurant dish just leave.

Also I'm noticing a lot of blood related dishes being rated low, I'm starting to think it's just a perception thing and not based on actual taste. Moose blood pancakes are delicious.
Actually I've only ever eaten moose blood, if cow/pig blood tastes like shit the way their livers do I can understand the issue.
>>
File: 1744661178534986.png (248 KB, 874x633)
248 KB
248 KB PNG
>>737926063
>buzzwords like flavor
>>
>>737940156
Blodpalt "Blood pudding" there is a something especially ghoulish about using blood in a culinary dish. I'm unfortunately very familiar with the taste of blood after my accident. Vomiting blood for days is an experience I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies.
>>
File: blunzn.jpg (167 KB, 1000x563)
167 KB
167 KB JPG
>>737943160
Except it's great. Every country has its own version of it, black pudding, blutwurst, kaszanka etc. It's delicious.
>>
>>737939242
No, it bakes with the pizza, so you eat baked pineapple and the flavor also bleeds into the pizza while cooking.
Like how people put pineapple on ham before it goes into the oven to add more flavor and complexity.
>>
File: images.jpg (8 KB, 259x194)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
What if... I were to copy Hades and disguise it as my own gameplay!
>>
>>737943513
>putting pineapple in the oven
That's even worse.
>>
File: 1775463626420147.jpg (71 KB, 680x680)
71 KB
71 KB JPG
>>737932579
For me it's pepperoni, green peppers and jalapenos.
>>
>>737942501
Brits are fucking aces when it comes to sweets, I'll give it up. Just look at their teeth.
>>
>>737940156
>USA
>its almost ALL burgers
Heh
>>
>>737942291
>Simultaneously seething that he has to eat British food and has no access to good Mexican
I genuinely feel bad for you, mostly for the Orwellian doublethink you're using to cope, but for your tastebuds too.
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGeUfYusTf4
>>
>>737943856
It's down to the single fact that there's lots of these Bob-type restaurant owners making wacky outlandish burgers that just aren't very palatable. It's easy to prove they're 'invented in America' but I haven't heard of or tried of any of them. I mean, come on, a fucking 'ramen burger'? That's just some shit you'll see a bitch with ducklips post on Instagram. 'Frog eye salad'? The only one I can think of that's borderline legit would be Rocky Mountain Oysters or Chitlins. Rural swamp people will eat frogs in America but nobody is trying to pass off mashed-up eyes as normal. Just eating frogs is generally looked down on.
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
In my experience, the pineapple flavor just overpowers everything else, it's also sweet which isn't ideal.
I guess this works if you don't like Bromine but still want pineapple and don't want to cook it yourself.
idk, maybe I just had bad pineapple pizza, but I'm in no rush to give it another go
>>
/v/ - Pizza
>>
File: ananas-pineapple.jpg (139 KB, 800x518)
139 KB
139 KB JPG
It's called an ananas, you dumb anglos.
>>
File: QUIT HAVING FUN.jpg (56 KB, 640x375)
56 KB
56 KB JPG
>>737945970
>t.
>>
File: 20260430_160537.jpg (2.32 MB, 3716x2787)
2.32 MB
2.32 MB JPG
rate my pizza. it's baking rn
toppings: passata acting as sauce base, gouda, camembert, mushrooms, red pepper, salami, spiced with black pepper and powdered garlic
baked in 200 celsius pre-heated for precisely 18 minutes. gonna eat it with mixed barbecue and mustard-honey-barbecue sauce.
>>
File: 1000076727.png (53 KB, 404x515)
53 KB
53 KB PNG
>>737933343
>>
>>737946020
'Pineapple' is a fun, goofy word. 'Ananas' just sounds like a Spaniard mumbling.
>>
>>737924898
Is this referring to the Casualties: Unknown threads?
>>
>>737946234
Looks ok.
>>
>>737933343
It's actually the most letters compressed into a single syllable in the English language.
>>
>>737946234
>200C
I always preheat to 250 with a granite slab for thermal inertia, it's much better for the dough to immediately form a crust on contact. Otherwise you might undercook it especially if you have a lot of watery toppings.
>>
>>737946637
NTA, but I actually really appreciate tips like this. My dad has a finicky oven and is always complaining about overly soggy pizza.
>>
>>737927482
They make Pizza like this in 30 places in every city in America. They are less popular than chain American pizza outlets because after you have it once, you realize that American pizza is better and cheaper.

Your pasta is good though
>>
>>737935361
There's so many of them.
How can you not know Paranautical Activity whose dev has sent death threats to Gaben? It used to be big on /v/ just a couple years ago.

>>737935925
It's great, but it's very much unfinished and in early access. Just pirate it.
>>
>>737935361
I really liked Void Bastards.
>>
>>737946404
its original name it's nana but it first european name was piña de andes or Andean pinecone
>>
>>737925094
Help me farm my genshin fishing weapons
>>
>>737945074
Very few of those are normal in the respective country
>>
>>737924898
Pick one of three has caused immense damage to modern game design.
>>
>>737946020
it's actually called "abacaxi"
>>
>>737924898
Looting and tiered items system, so the Colt Sissy Peashooter (legendary) is the best weapon in the game while H&K NiggerKiller 3000 (epic) does nothing despite fiting a massive bullet
>>
>>737925809
This looks like the minimap in an mmo when you're standing between two zones
>>
>>737924898
Now what else can I add to my game? Ah yes. RPG stats!
>>
File: Bob_with_a_burger.jpg (284 KB, 860x1440)
284 KB
284 KB JPG
>>737948787
I do specifically take objection to the restaurant weirdness Bob burgers being included, there's a super specific reason they're so weird and outlandish. Chicken a la King deserves to be there.
>>
>>737946020
>t. butthurt sudaca
>>
>>737940156
Where's sopa de macaco? Is it really uma delicia?
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
File: 1771010782172828.png (383 KB, 638x630)
383 KB
383 KB PNG
Pineapple on pizza can be good but people keep using canned shit and dont roast it before adding to the pizza.
>>737946020
ES PIÑA CTM
>>
>>737950252
Who is putting raw pineapple on pizza? You're supposed to put it on before it goes in the oven, not after it comes out.
>>
>>737927482
mama mia i burnt-a da pizza
>>
>>737949813
Yes
>>
>>737940156
Naporitan just looks like spaghetti to me. Also what's in a pizza cobana that rates it that low it just looks like a pizza
>>
File: 1746048060001840.png (578 KB, 735x519)
578 KB
578 KB PNG
>>737942817
>it's already raped. Why not rape it further
You know what, fair enough
>>
>>737950948
It's spaghetti with ketchup. I don't know anything about pizza cubana, though.
>>
>>737925348
gamer can't tell the difference
but most gamers love roguelites
>>
>>737934830
>merely pretending
It didn't work 15 years ago and it doesn't work now.
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737925550
>>737925630
I am of the firm opinion that sweet things don't belong in food they're for desserts

sweet chili sauce being the one exception
>>
>>737950532
That's not what Im saying. Most people use canned pineapple, chop it up raw and put it on the pizza. This fucks the dough and makes it sweet and wet, the trick is using fresh pineapple, cut into small cubes, roast it a little on a pan and then you put it on the pizza before you bake it.
Now you dont get a swett weird mess but a nice flavour bomb on each bite alontside the other toppings.
>>
>>737925563
weebs can't hadle this truthnuke
>>
>>737931370
>white people
yup. worst fucking people on the planet
>>
>>737951414
I'll try that next time I make a pizza.
>>
>>737925563
Japanese food in general is so fucking soupy I hate it. Ramen is one if not the most overrated food on the planet.
>>
>>737924898
I played a demo for a game recently (forgot what it was called) about going so fast you essentially jumped off slopes without actually jumping, I liked the gameplay but didn't end up buying it because of the roguelite structure
>>
>>737930189
I thought I was the only one
Only on cheese pizza though, I've not tried it with meat
>>
>>737929809
Nothing beats a jelly filled donut.
>>
>>737952047
Just order the types of ramen or noodles without soup then
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
File: 1756012529459075.png (39 KB, 173x196)
39 KB
39 KB PNG
>>737940156
wut?
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737925809
literally just beef stew with weirder spices like turmeric and ginger
>>
>>737940156
>ramen burger
I literally don't know anyone who's ever gotten this. I don't know why L&L keeps it on their menu.
>>
>>737940156
I've been on a googling spree and see nothing wrong with about half of those.
>>
File: 1000000144.jpg (60 KB, 600x800)
60 KB
60 KB JPG
>>737928527
I. AM. GOING. TO. MAKE. IT.
>>
>>737957513
omg me
>>
>>737940156
>check pizza cubana
>is just pizza with little sauce and lots of meat and cheese
How in the fuck is this bad? Doesnt sound bad, just a little dry
>>
>>737929638
Bugman opinion, to be honest my family
Did your parents not let you decorate your room as a kid?
>>
>>737929809
I love Japanese media, but their cuisine is fucking disgusting. Chewy as fuck, lots of nasty looking weeds.
>>
>>737924945
Imma sucker for any customization as well. I got so many fucking posters and paintings on VoTV, such a simple thing to add and it really comes through
>>
>>737924898
I want to add roguelike elements because it would be so fucking easy and fitting yet have to constantly fight the urge because there aren't enough regular fucking single player story games anymore.
>>
>>737924898
Dang now I have to order pizza today
>>
File: PXL_20260214_002206811.jpg (487 KB, 2160x3840)
487 KB
487 KB JPG
>>737960267
same
i always order from a local spot and they're the fucking best, it's consistently delicious
large deluxe ex cheese picrel
>>
>>737929957
i used lump crab the other day and it was really good
salmon roe is a top tier filling but idk if you can find that in burgerland
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO
MAKE IT
>>
>>737930293
There's too many types of rice out there I have no idea what to get usually
>>
>>737925262
nah, its the same whether its there from the start or added in later. its just "i'm too lazy to balance this."
>>
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
File: file.png (1.71 MB, 1148x903)
1.71 MB
1.71 MB PNG
>>737927482
here's what actual good pizza looks like
>>
>>737952047
>hates soups
Silence pleb, your opinion is irrelevant
>>
>>737940156
I'm from Spain and I've never heard of these "dishes". Who would just stuff sardines in some baguette? And mango soup? Mango is a tropical fruit from Asia, you don't even see it at the supermarket.
>>
>>737940156
shouldn't the rotten shark from norway or sweden or whatever it was be the top of this chart?
>>
>>737947956
peak art style though I am a bit disappointed they used so much sprites instead of going full 3d
>>
>>737927482
>offering real pizza to knuckle-dragging barbarians whose idea of a pizza is white bread soaked in grease and covered in barbecue sauce
At least you tried.
>>
>>737940156
roll
>>
>>737940156
Missi roti????
>>
>>737935361
I had fun with Gruel.
>>
File: 1759449675214949.jpg (229 KB, 619x546)
229 KB
229 KB JPG
>>737928527
I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
>>
>>737929638
>>737924945
Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance enjoyer
>>
That’s funny because roguelikes are some of the only playable games that are released now
They are usually pretty difficult and are fun
>>
>>737940156
so thats what he was screaming
>>
>>737924898
The common items? White
Uncommon items? Green
Rare items? Blue of course
Epic items? Purple
Legendary items? Dark Red cause this isn't WoW
>>
>>737925563
>>737925689
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/go2yM4WoB00
>>
>>737930691
terraria is the worst example for this, nowadays you kill a boss and 50% of the loot is cosmetic shit



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.