Would you marry a high elf?
>>737926531I'm a proud Nord, of course I would.
How high is she
I'm more of a dark elf kinda girl.
elves are for public use
Yes and dubs (I will)
>>737926531No, drugs are bad m'kay
more games should let you marry elves
>>737926531yes
>>737928763>ywn light up with your 7'8" platinum blonde elven goddess wife
never heard of them
>>737926531yeah
My beautiful skyrim high elf wife looking over at me during our wedding ceremony
>meanwhile Taarie ingame is actually ugly as hell
>>737930796She’s hot
>>737930828>journo laugh lines>tented upper lip>balding>jaundicesure anon
>>737926531No.
>It is not easy for us to tell the difference between two mortals. To sheep other sheep no doubt appear different, or to shepherds. But Mortals have not been our study. We have other business.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>Oh, it’s hardly a mystery - Nord men, for all their bellowing about Ysgramor and mead halls, secretly yearn for refinement, and thus find themselves irresistibly drawn to Altmer women who possess wit, grace, and a lineage unmarred by Atmoran mud. Nord women, by contrast, seem determined to outdrink, outfight, and outsnarl their husbands, leaving the poor men to seek softness and culture elsewhere, though they would rather choke on snowberries than admit it.
>>737931410that's okay, I have a hard time telling you apart, too.
>>737931410mating press
>>737931410Your anime isn’t top 100
>>737926531>yellow fevercouldn't be me
>>737931449>there was no option to just work with the thalmorsigh
>>737926531>>737931449If thet look like yee then ye.
>>737931410say melkor a bunch of times
>>737926531*check requirements for having good sex before answering*
>>737930796I actually like how TES's elves look so alien.
No, I get a Dunmer wife with a gigantic fat ass which CANONICALLY we know exist.
>>737926639That's more like a tan elf.
>>737926531I'm down for a dunmer girl
>>737933639>frierenshitthe "elf you want" looks like doghsit
>>737936779It's ok the be gay, what I don't get is making it your whole personality
Come to think of it, there aren't any Altmer wives/companions in Skyrim, are there?
>>737936779Demon (Brown) spotted.
>>737936917Taarie, who was my wife in my first run.>But she's ug-All vanilla npcs are ugly as sin, you have to abstract them on a conceptual level and chim them into being hot.
>already had and will have an infinite number of partners in her lifetime and you are but a small adventureall elves are sluts
>>737937239TES elves live longer but they don't live for all eternityYears of marriage wouldn't be a small adventure
>>737936965>TaarieI guess there is a reason I forgot about her. She's a total nothingburger of a character and that's saying something in game where no follower has any personality.
>>737937389>She's a total nothingburger of a character and that's saying something in game where no follower has any personality.That sounds like it says she's just like all the other characters. Unless you mean shes uniquely characterless?
>>737926531Whats the difference between that and a normal elf
What about those high elf women who move to Skyrim to become farmers, what kinda wierd shit is going on there.They're sorta having humans as their farm animals and fucking them? That's some powerful kink
>>737937684it's like conquistadors but female and elven
>>737937663A racial one. It's D&D shit.Fuck me, did Forgotten Realms have a lot of elf races.
My favorite elf is Rayla a Moonshadow Elf.
Reminder that come TES6 Todd will retcon all you did in Skyrim and invent a third ending impossible to achieve in the game to not favor any of the factions.
>>737937786Yes, ES is just non-copyright FR with some twists.High elves, wood elves, dark elves, some rare winged elves, probably more obscure ones.
>>737937843>Empire died offscreen>Stormcloaks died offscreen>Thalmor won>it's 200 years in the future and none of it matters>somehow Mannimarco returnedThey did that already with Fallout, they might do it with TES.
>>737937914>sun elves>moon elves>wood elves>wild elves>dark elves>sea elves>avariel (winged elves)>lythairi (werewolf elves)>star elves (literal space elves)Greenwood was on a roll.
>>737926531high elf you say?love em
I prefer dark elves personally.
>>737938036I bet he has detailed notes about how the breastmilk of each subspecies tastes.
>>737936779dead ass altmer hands wrote this postsnow elves like frieren are superior
>>737926531Deedlit is still the best elf ever.
>>737938560as he should>>737938036no snow elves?
This defeats the Stormcloak.
>>737938590Deedo is very nice
>>737938604>no snow elves?Surprisingly, no. I am shocked at his restraint.
>>737926531As a proud Nord racist, yes
>>737936779Something wrong with you. Prefer bigger tits myself but Frieren is cute.
>>737926531i am not opposed to it
>>737931449>Careless Thu'um is considered lost media nowGrim
>>737936779trvkethat show is absolute shit and so are its "fans"
are they tall in-game, or same height as everyone else?
>>737938758I met one of their fans recently. As reddit as it gets
>>737938758>>737938840it's bad because it's popular
>>737938831Have you played TES? They are literally the tallest race in the game.
>>737938875I wish that was just it
>>737938543Ellistraee, my beloved
>>737937914>ES is just non-copyright FRThat is simply not trueYes, some tropes come from dnd, it's the nature of tropes, but TES is a very distinct and unique setting that mogs FR and its clones into oblivionTES High Elves are actually unique
>>737926531looks half orc/goblin to me
Nghhhh.... stupid stuck up bitch... needs handhold correction....
>>737938958>our Elves are really unique trust me
>>737938997I am not a fan of the high elves like the other guy but dunmer mog the shit out of 99% of other dark elves.
>>737938958>TES High Elves are actually uniqueThey are the wholesale ripoff of the sun elves from Forgotten Realms. Yes, even the Thalmor is a ripoff of Eldreth Veluuthra.
>>737926531Depends what she looks like and what her personality is like.If either is shit, I rather play video games alone.
>>737930796Everyone in Skyrim is ugly as hell. It aged worse than Oblivion.
>>737926639>kinda girl
>>737936965I could never get her to marry me, because you have to do her quest and invest in her shop. I could invest in her sister, but never her.
>>737926639>I like Dark Elves before they were tainted by AzuraBased>kinda girlNevermind, I take it back. ywnbaw
>>737930865Is it really balding when your whole race is born with a Norwood 3?
>>737938958Elder Scrolls started out being based on the dev's D&D campaign. Then Kirkbride showed up and crammed Glorantha into it.
>>737941497Obviously we are not talking about Arena lore
I don't trust elves to be loyal
>>737931573>It's a mating press the thin elf girl episode but she's actually 3x stronger than you but for some reason she's letting you ragdoll her with a grin Why are elves like this
>>737926531No, I have my eyes only on Dunmer women.1. Diligent, resourceful and dutiful as all Dunmer are.2. Smarter than you and is smart enough not to show it.3. Loyal to the family.4. Wants children.
>>737938879haven't played them in a good 15 years or so
>>737942419Too bad every Dunmer woman sounds like a 60 year old chain smoker. That puts me off.
>>737943691Karliah doesn't sound like that. All dunmer women are different
>>737944015Karilah is not waifuable, unless there is a mod that I don't know about.
>>737943691But that's hot>>737944015As the other anon said, not waifuble, Brelyna is a better example
>>737943691Oblivion Dunmer sound like milfs, the good kind.
>>737933639That's an autistic elf
>>737926531No but I would a Khajiit (which is a elf).
How am I supposed to fight against the Thalmor when I know that black haired altmer women exist? I can't bring myself to genocide a race that can produce such exellency, even if they want to destroy reality.
>>737944015instead Karliah sounds like she's about to burst into tears at any moment
>>737945882Genocide? Just fuck some sense into them, it's all they need
>>737945943She is only a proof that Dunmer women have varying voice ranges. Not all of them sound like 60 year old chainsmokers
>>737946075There isn't a single female Dunmer that sounds like a chainsmoker that I can recall. I have no clue what that anon was on about. He was probably getting Dunmer mixed up with female Argonians, the ones that actually sound like chainsmokers. Side note, I wish male Argonians in Skyrim sounded like the ones in Oblivion. Easily the best Argonian voice.
>Dunmer wifeWill perform Daedric blood rituals with your body (don't worry, you'll live and it's to the good ones) and frequently bemoan any weather that isn't stiffling humidity and heat.>Bosmer wifeWill cut off your fingers and snack on them (affectionately) and use you as live bait for hunting big game.>Altmer wifeWill insist you bathe twice a day to stay clean (she'll help you) and teach you magic, but only because she knows you'll never be as good as her at it and it gives her a sense of superiority
>>737944368
>>737946737do Bosmer even still practise the Green Pact come Skyrim?
>>737946737>Will insist you bathe twice a day to stay clean (she'll help you) and teach you magic, but only because she knows you'll never be as good as her at it and it gives her a sense of superiorityI understand what it's like to be a nigger now.
>>737938543viconia gave me a drow fetish as a child
>>737938623what is her expression meant to convay
>>737948545She looks old and busted in Baldur's Granny 3
>>737948585The pleasure of letting a son of Lorkhan cum inside, draining his warrior vitality into her womb instead of fighting against her as her people unmake the world around him.
>>737948597That thing in BG3 is not Viconia.
>>737948545Blueberry women... my weakness..
>>737948585Her trap is working and now he's condemned to 60 years of love and romance with her.
>>737948597i liked bg3 overall but what they did to viconia was disgusting. i also got catfished hard by default drow dream guardian.
>>737949107What did you like about it? For me it's the mechanics. The story and characters and setting were pure ass. I only liked Minsc and act 3 Jaheira's chemistry. She's a cute granny, who responds really well to being told she's acting like a stupid woman. She must have had a different writer during act 2.
>>737926531But would a high elf marry (you,)?
Prostitutes and brothel madams.
>>737949249story was ok. i wasn't initially sold on the whole mind flayer focus but i ended up liking it in the end. took the deal to transform into a half mind flayer and then a full one at the end. played as a wizard and spamming squid black hole into aoe spells was fun as hell. some of the other squid abilities were really op, liked the power fantasy aspect of it. the overall freedom was nice too. i remember one of missions had you recovering the nuke powder stuff and you met up with this fucking annoying ass hysterical gnome chick that i just killed off because she was so annoying. also, you could even fight gortash in his throne room right at the coronation ceremony with all those bots and guards and traps. it was easily the hardest fight in the entire game but it was so satisfying to beat.
>>737949263No, that's why it's called FANTASY anon
>>737949249The story of BG3 was idiotic, to the point even the game itself is poking fun at it. The bad guys' plan is retardedly convoluted nonsense in vein of>I am going to try to contact the aliens, so they will tell me how to fix my carLike, sure, there is some tortured logic behind it, but why are you absurdist about it?
>>737949263I can plant and harvest a lot of potatoes and cabbage, and I'm great with animals!
>>737926531I married an East Asian woman so yes.
