why can't nintendo just let mario and peach be more than just friends?
"Will they won't they" is better for marketing.
why did they make Bowser a single dad
>>737927759bowser is a trans man born with a uterus. his species are able to procreate asexually.
>>737927494this joke is stupid.
>>737927494>Mario fucks Peach>Luigi Fucks Daisy >Link Fucks Zelda >Diddy Kong fucks Dixie Kong>Sonic fucks Amy >Fox fucks Crystal >Leon fucks Ada We are all very normal romantics in honest relationship which have been born from both life circumstances and minor mutual attraction. No chadsexualism or one night stands. No friendzones or cuckoldry. Got it?
>>737927494they dont want to because it's gonna make someone upset and it's just gonna limit their writing in games. the same reason why Sega doesn't want to make Sonic and Amy a thing.
I find it fishy that Mario was officially friendzoned while Bowser was president of Nintendo America.
>>737927494Your obsession with NTR outs you as a newfag
>>737928853Don't post jaks here or else i won't read your post.
>>737927494Typical men. Just because Peach is giving a kiss to the cheek for 30 years straight it doesn't mean she owes Mario anything. The games are filthy Mushroom Kindom propaganda anyway. Peach is clearly interested in the BKK (Big Koopa King). She spends almost every game at his side while Mario acts weird and try to bother them.
>>737930659It's funny.In odyssey you could clearly see that she could have stopped this charade with bowser anytime.She just wasn't into marriage
>>737927494Did you forget the canon ending already?She already has a Fiancebreaking it off for some fat plumber would mean international war between kingdoms
>>737927494You haven't noticed? It's not just Nintendo. It's corporate platonicslop, it's been the standard since Zootopia with Nick and Judy. No more romances allowed in childrens media
>>737927494They literally never said this. Not once.
i expected mario and peach to be married in odyssey even if just by accident like the ceremony between her and bowser starts you fight him and in the end you are in his place and some wacky old character who ignored the whole drama just goes you are MAN AND WIFEno instead you save her and the bitch tries to strand you on the moon in return. i remember watching a nico compilation of japanese girls reacting to the ending and one was like "girls are scary"nintendo really blew it
Link fucks Midna Malon and other girls Mario is the simp
>>737934181Odyssey's ending was when everything went downhill for nintendo
>>737927494YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>737927494why do brown people love bowser so much anyway?
>>737927494imagine giving a singular fuck about the "plot" of mario of all things
>>737931479Sex with that pretty boy.Put a collar on him and make him crawl naked through the streets before raping his juicy ass while he pisses himself.
>>737927494Are nintentoddlers naturally born cuckold fetishists?
>>737938171no but the japanese are cuckold/NTR shit is all over the place
