When did Nintendo stop producing quality games?
yesterday when I told them to stop doing it
November 21, 1998
Le Nintendo was never le good.
I still don't understand what I am supposed to get out of this clip
>>737930892nintendo knew they could never make project nortubel so they didnt bother anymore
>>737930892Why is this guy so obsessed with this one webm? The game has been out for like 9 months, at least posts webms from the full game.
>>737931082He just hates Nintendo games for some reason
>>737930892I want you to have a seizure.
>>737931082I'm positive like 90% of site traffic are just bots that have been mistakenly left on
>>737931004Water looks bad
>>737930892>$700 machine>$70 gameShit looks like it was made on Unity with a budget of $1500
>>737931213That's a bit rudePlease take that back
the only offensive thing here is the banana pickup animation which I assume will pay about 3000 times throughout the game.
>>7379308923DS probably. 1999 and the Gamecube era traumatized them with crunch or something and now they hate Newton's laws of motion.>>737931004Awful animations and zero momentum.Letting go of the analog stick just snaps directly into the idle animation and everything else is obviously equally canned.
>>737931393Only if OP deletes this thread.I have been putting up with this nonsense for a whole year.
This scared the shit out of me when I was a child. Donkey Kong is doomed because Nintendo won't push the envelope anymore.
>>737931146>only 11 resultsschizo went out of his way to change the file md5 so it wouldn't show the other 100+ times he spammed this
>>737931004I always thought it was to make fun of how the game rewards you for beating the most tedious of tasks
>>737931443>I assume will pay about 3000 times throughout the gameYes, also OH BANANA
>>737931004Its fun to see people play videogames who clearly rarely of ever do it.This clip takes 17 seconds, any real gamer would have achieved this in only 3 seconds
>>737931951It makes absolutely no sense to be scared at that. Even as a child.What on earth is wrong with you?
>>737930892looks like dogshit wtf
>>737932698Heard people were also scared of this back then.I don't get it either
>>737930892About halfway through Switch 1. I petsonally feel they've been shit since 2020 onwards
nah, vinny said this was oen of the greatest platformers of all time and i trust him way more than you when it comes to video games
>>737933393He pretty much loves every nintendo game
>>737933393>eceleb slop opinion kek
>>737932427>you have to play at your highest potential speed to be a gamer
>>737930892Over the years, they've tested their audience for the least amount of work required with the highest gains. And here we are.
>>737930892Why are Rare Ltd Animations from Donkey Kong 64 better than modern Nintendo animations?
>>737930892you gonna make a thread crying over totk tonight too or nah?
I FUCKING LOVE BANANZA
>>737934981You gonna piss your pants again tonight or nah?
>>737935165I recorded that for private use!
>>737932418What's bad about OH BANANA?
>>737936079It's the hottest coolest wave in Texas.
>>737932297it's the first level
>>737930892When they realized they didn't have to make them anymore during the switch era.
>>737936934You need to take your meds bro.I played Donkey Kong 64 and other Rare games on the Nintendo 64 before you were born. The animations and animation blending were far better than what's shown here: >>737930892The lack of blending is especially noticeable, and is extremely lazy.
>>737936985Donkey Kong 64 sucks cock
>>737933393>tendie cultists resorting to e celebs nowPathetic
hmmmmmmmmmm
>sold more than astroturf bot goty on a system with a smaller userbase
They didn’t. They were outclassed in the arcade by Atari and Bamco. Outclassed at home by Commodore, Sega and Sony in that order. They were always slop
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>737935001Looks like something made in Garry’s mod
>>737938285>>737938934>>737939330someones samefagging to keep his thread bumped i see
>>737938285not an argument
>>737930892A long time ago
Bananza was fucking great, you are genuinely retarded if you can't see how great a game it is.
Why are there 30-50 minute gaps between all of these posts
There's about 5 posters that if they were to die, it would drastically increase the board quality. This OP is one of them
>>737942273>You are retarded if you don't slurp down Wokey Kong tranny propaganda
>>737942881???
>>737930892Imagine having to alter the file because you spammed it too much.The games and this clip is less than a year old meaning you posted this at least once every 2 days.
>>737944502Imagine being such a cucked schizo tendie that you start to pretend to know who posts what
>>737931501>Letting go of the analog stick just snaps directly into the idle animation and everything else is obviously equally canned.These are more on the level of nitpicks, especially when there are momentum based elements to the game's movement systems with shit like turf surfing. If that's all the webm is meant to show, it's not showing much.
>>737944946Oh yeah, posting the same stuff in the same threads with the same reactions.Your only reaction is to attack the person noticing instead of the one that actually posts it.
Deadass is this schizo the ACK of /v/?:>>737942881>>737944502Except instead of "Akemi" he seethes about "Eric" and accuses everyone of being "Eric".
I feel like accessible movement tech made games really sloppy and unfun to move around.
Eric lost and got raped lol
>>737930892kill yourself retarded faggot.
>kill yourself retarded faggot.
>>737945547Everything you have is just spam used to try and silence people.You haven't got a point to make, no actual contribution to any discussion. Only being a disgusting person.
>>737945620What point are you trying to make you fucking retard?
>>737942881>>737944502How does someone end up like this?
>>737945720>>737945620
>>73793089216 years ago
>>737945048We're not in the 90s anymore, making a 3D platformer that feels stiff, awkward and outright robotic to control is no longer excusable unless you are making a literal robot platformer.It is not a nitpick.If you're not going to make the movement in your fun 3D platformer fun, then why even bother making a 3D platformer? If you're just making soulless father/daughter slop then make it a third person shooter so it's obvious that you didn't even try at all.
>>737946306>Goes from seething over dk to seething over pragmataYou lost and got raped, tranny.
>>737946306It's a platformer, you don't want the character to have momentum outside of the inputs like jumping or attacks.If your simply moving forwards and stop pushing the stick then they should stop there.If you're doing some dashing or rolling move then it's different but you're simply arguing that the walking controls on a PLATFORMER are too accurate.
>>737946306Basically what this anon: >>737946587 said. Being able to stop on a dime when moving about so you can position yourself for jumps and so on is generally good, and the actual platforming does have elements of momentum to keep in mind. Of the issues you can list off about Bananza, movement isn't one of them.
>>737931146Why is he like this?
Anyone got those comics comparing the old and new DKs? I can't find them anywhere.
>bumps a thread off page 10 to beg for shitposting material
