What did they do on those cold nights when traversing the zombie infested country?It must be pretty boring with nothing to do.
>>737935940There's no question that irl no involuntary foster dad would choose to rape, given the circumstances and lack of social norms.
why did they make Ellie a carpet munching bulldyke in the sequel
anal sex with children
>>737935940They had... *deep breath* ... SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!1!!!1!!one!
>>737935940Joel would've been the best for her
>>737936060>rape
>>737936097(((Reasons)))
>>737936108WDHMBT?
Unironically what should a TLOU 3 be like? Total reset?
>>737936947abby and ellie team up to take down fedra
nothing untoward of course
>>737937850MOAR
>>737937992it's checkpik
>>737938021Thanks.
>>737936258If Joel didn't consent, it counts.
Ellie is for MAKING BABIES.
>>737936097to spite the fans
>>737936060there's no doubt that a hormonal 14 year old wouldn't jump on the dick of a chad like Joel in those circumstances
>>737935940Sleeping next to campfire. You need to conserve energy in post-apoc and get plenty of rest while traveling great distances.
>>737938616the "wouldn't" in that sentence just negated it, so you're saying she would in fact not do such a thing.
>>737936097this has a really funny reason honestly. Druckmann forfeited authorship of the character to a comic artist who wrote and drew American Dreams and she>made Ellie gay>made Riley blackAnd druck signed off on it and made a DLC that retroactively canonized it.
>>737935940I found this game far more enjoyable after playing it a second time and skipping all cutscenes
We're really expected to believe Joel wouldn't have fucked Ellie's prime teen pussy the first chance he got
>>737938902I mean...who wouldn't? Just look at her!
Was david in the wrong? Cannibalism aside.
>>737938843And then showed up on a panel with Anita Sarkeesian and said he had a "secret agenda" the entire time he made TLOU1, because the first draft of a solo project he made with Bruce Straley was "misogynistic".He really just turned into a sycophant the moment he got any media attention.
>>737938616Are they really THAT horny? did ellie even get sex ed? does she know how to do it?
>>737940615she knows what porn and dicks are, going off the scene in the car
>>737940652What a slut!
>>737940051The secret agenda may have been to just get a female lead onto a box cover in front of the main character which was pretty revolutionary at the time. Anita actually disliked the female characters in this game because Sarah dies to trigger the main character's journey and then Tess dies like an hour later which are textbook feminist fridging tropes, and Ellie is really just a prize to be won at the end which basically means that none of the female characters really exist except as fuel for Joel's emotional arc. hardly feminist by any definition.As for druck turning into a sycophant that is pretty clearly documented to be true i wouldnt argue with that.
>>737935940>What did they do on those cold nights when traversing the zombie infested country?Joel was incapacitated thanks to his injury for the majority of the winter, and even if he wasn't he's a girldad which means that he's spiritually castrated and would never pursue a woman under 45. That being said, Ellie did have plenty of sex with ME and ME ALONE once she arrived in Jackson.
>>737940878Anon was so shit Ellie turned lez...
>>737936947I want new characters.
>>737941016>Anon was so shit Ellie turned lez...That was just her way of getting back at me for calling her a dead fish in bed. After Dina left her she came crawling back.
>>737941195Black trans wheelchair user?
>>737941380I'd like to see them try just for the fuck of it at this point. They managed to shoehorn a pregnant woman as combatant in TLOU2 after all.
What would kissing Ellie be like?
>>737935940Ellie is cute but I feel no attraction towards her. Sarah on the other hand...
>>737941752They probably would try that shit.
>>737941981I don't understand how anyone could see sarah in that way, ellie on the other hand...
>>737942483>I don't understand how anyone could see sarah in that wayYou must not have been around for the SFMs
>>737941824>you wanna what?>...ok...>not bad...>we can do it more...if you want>heh you're really good at this>keep doing it>mmm that's good
>>737942831I honestly just don't get the appeal.Sarah doesn't get anything from me, but ellie does.
Why didn't Ellie breed? She should've had at least 10,000 kids.
>>737944514But her combat effectiveness...imagine her and joel's children
>>737938902Especially considering he was an irredeemable piece of shit
>>737944809I wonder who is behind this post...
>>737944706Her and Joel should make a army.
>>737937850Why is that man force-feeding her a popsicle?
>>737946302She is dehydrated so she needs fluids.
>>737937850Realistically this would be Joel and Ellie every nightin TLOU1
>>737947672Proof??
>>737950338Is this what having a daughter is like?
>>737935940Ellie had sex with stray dogs, obviously.
>>737936097>>737936335>>737938843>>737940051The DLC was written first, which is why Riley gets a mention at the end of TLOU1. Ellie was always gay
>>737951606Honestly? She’s right
The fact that rape is not like, an ongoing and ever-present constant in post-apocalyptic or even semi-apocalyptic fiction is always the most unbelievable part of writing those worlds. Because literally the second any sort of authority structure breaks down in society and it becomes about individuals taking for themselves at gunpoint, people are 100% going to do what people have done since the dawn of time, which is rape the women left over after raiding/robbing/pillaging/capturing. So the fact that Ellie somehow made it to 14 where the vast majority of if not all of that was lived during a time when society had collapsed and it was a pure survival situation means there's no way she would make it that far un-raped and un-enslaved.
>>737951606>Ellie was always gayNo shit lmao. They literally inserted a scene of her being completely disinterested in dick and tossing a porno mag out the window, subtle as a brick to the face The fact that they made Bill a fag too proves that Straley is just as much of a woke degenerate as Neil is
>>737951886This + david and the boys would rape her.
>>737952148I mean, I would. She's very rapeable.
>>737952272>She's very rapeable.That's a understatement.
I've blown over a thousand loads to Ellie, that's enough to subvert whatever intentions Druckmann had for her.That is Ellie's enduring legacy - a cum toilet for horny men.
>>737951606>The DLC was written first?>Naughty Dog began developing The Last of Us: Left Behind following the release of The Last of Us in June 2013, with a team about half the size.
>>737951886I feel like the people who'll actually make it in a zombie apocalypse are the ones who have a different set of priorities than just satisfying their urges.Like we literally see this with Joel, the reason he's made it 20 years is because he focuses on NOTHING except surviving, he probably wouldn't even eat if it wasn't necessary.The kind of people who'd rape like this are probably the first to die, unless they find each other and stick together to form some sort of rape gang but I feel like that'd lead to a lot of in-fighting.
>>737951886Ellie is too pretty for an apocalypse to be the focus in which she is not captured
>>737952926You're assuming that the rapist would ONLY be focused on rape. People can focus on 5+ things at a time so i think there would be plenty of rapists left alive (especially in the "safe" areas)
>>737952926>The kind of people who'd rape like this are probably the first to dieI don't know if that bears out historically, but even if it were true, it doesn't mean that they wouldn't still do it. All I'm saying is, some people are getting raped. And yet there's a significant lack of that as a narrative device (not that I expect it to be part of the fiction, I'm just pointing it out). Because the fact that it's a thing means that definitionally women cannot be on the level of men in that setting, but the writers want it to be the opposite, where women are treated just like generic male soldiers.
>>737953231it's because all these games are written with women in the same room. You can't bring this up, you can't remind them of how they'd instantly get raped without male authority and institutions protecting them.
>>737951832Honestly? She should break up with her girlfriend and date me.
>>737953380It's true though. If there was no police or authority to enforce the law, literally every man would turn to their nearest female co-worker, or just the closest non-family female, and rape the shit out of them. Because why wouldn't they?And you know how I know? Because if you look at any non-first-world country right now, this is how they still behave.
>>737951886Once you focus on rape or sexual violence in a story in anything more than an allusory manner it completely dominates every other theme in the normalfag mind. Just look at how people talk about films like Irreversible>Nahhh nigguh dat movie some diddy blud shit bruhh>It's... uh.... like... problematic medias!
>>737953557no, that isn't true. There would instantly be groups and new hierarchies be forming that prevent this, me included. I just love justice and killing rapists. But there will be many many people who will try their hardest to live out their worst instincts. Most non-first world countries are exactly like this, tribal, groups fighting and doing horrible crimes against each other. Cartel vs cartel sort of stuff
>>737953738>me included. I just love justice and killing rapists.So all someone has to do is shoot you? Seems easy. Remember, if you want to be an authority that cuts down people doing what you consider wrong, you have to be on guard 100% of the time. All it takes is one person to get lucky and you're gone and then they're free to do whatever they want as normal. But the point I'm making is this; Take Fallout, for instance. The raiders in that game are documented in basically every possible way as being callous, violent, sociopathic murderers who will happily gun down any survivor they can to take any scraps they can. They'll butcher bodies and display them as trophies, etc. But they never actually rape anyone. Seems kinda weird. You'll kill a whole city, but you draw the line at sex?
>>737935940Joel did nothing, he's a better man so he understands that real masculinity is asexual and it's only purpose is to protect the weak and oppressed (women, children, immigrants, LGBTQIA+ folks)Ellie would rub her pussy every night fantasizing about Jewish women. This is an acceptable form of sexuality because she's not a man and she's not straight
>>737954046I think you simply underestimate how much people want to live without the fear of getting killed or raped. The vast majority of people will happily join my side in killing all criminals and rapists. The only reason why crime is so tolerated in modern society is because it's low enough that people don't see it. Games like Fallout absolutely misunderstand this exacty thing in both directions: there would be plenty of raping but there would be even more people who successfully restore order. The Fallout games pretend like people would still be living in shitty huts made from garbage after hundreds of years, this is just nonsense.
>>737954335>The vast majority of people will happily join my side in killing all criminals and rapists.Anon, half of the population RIGHT NOW can't even agree that criminal negros should be imprisoned, and actively campaign to make sure that they're released as often as possible until their criminality reaches a level at which it is legally and socially impossible to allow them to be a part of society anymore without extreme backlash (or a cop kills them). And you think somehow these people are going to be out there crusading against the sociopathic marauders with no compunctions towards using violence to get what they want?
>>737954181Lol
>>737936097
>>737951173step daughters can be such a tease...
>>737954516this only happens because we are being bombarded 24/7 with lies from mass media corporations. If they accurately showed black criminals and all the horrible crimes that they constantly commit then the compassion for them would be zero.
>>737955909Is your contention that the leftists and liberals and women advocating for criminals to be released, are doing so because they've been propagandized to? And not that it helps their personal ultimate goal of dismantling Western society?
>>737955625WTF i want a daughter now
>>737952724>I've blown over a thousand loads to EllieBased
>>737956240partially it's just evil and stupid people who want to steal, cheat and rob themselves and so they have infinite compassion for thieves, cheaters and robbers. But the other part is that the propaganda is also designed to convince weak willed people that the current society is not strong enough to deserve to live and therefore harmful actions should be supported to dismantle it. This is the primary way that women get convinced to allow foreign violent invaders in.
>>737940615>does she know how to do it?According to the many videos I've seen online, yes.
>>737956840Where are these videos you speak of?
>>737957154On some site called rule34.
>>737957948Interesting...
>>737951234And horses.
Brat
>>737955146Disgusting.
